[LYRICS] Welcome to my cult, former distinguished adult, we don't accept those who are yet to pass the test with good results. So. Do as I say and if you do it the right way, maybe you could become one of us(us-us-us..) Put on your fancy clothes, you need to look the part, bring me an offering, once you are looking smart. If it is good enough, then you have passed the start. Now it's time for you to move it and show me what you've got! Yeah.. Distinguished, relaxed.. (repeat)
How to cook T-bone steak Let steak sit at room temperature for 30-60 minutes before cooking. Pat dry the steaks with paper towels. Rub the steak with oil, and then season with salt and pepper on both sides. Heat a cast-iron skillet over high heat. Add oil to the hot skillet and add steak when it begins to smoke. Sear the steak for 2 minutes for the first side. Flip and sear 2 minutes. Add minced garlic, butter and fresh rosemary. Transfer the steak to a preheated oven at 425°F (218°C). Cook until it reaches the desired doneness. Transfer steak to a plate or cutting board and let it rest for 5 minutes. Cut steak from the bone to serve
imma be honest, I don't look at memes very often, but I still understood the memes and liked the songs you made. I still somewhat understand most of the memes but some of them are out there. But I don't really like the songs much anymore, if people still watch and it's what Dave wants to do it's fine obviously, but most of this song is literally the same 2 words.
[LYRICS]
Welcome to my cult, former distinguished adult,
we don't accept those who are yet to pass the test with good results.
So.
Do as I say and if you do it the right way,
maybe you could become one of us(us-us-us..)
Put on your fancy clothes, you need to look the part, bring me an offering, once you are looking smart.
If it is good enough, then you have passed the start.
Now it's time for you to move it and show me what you've got!
Yeah..
Distinguished, relaxed.. (repeat)
The minions could actually speak this whole time...
What a distinguished Gentleman
When the minion actually can speak English.
Yes
And a little bit of French
And Iberian languages
They’re Hispanic yk
we need a full version of this
Woooo
This changed my life
Ah yes the two genders: distinguished 💼, relaxed 🛌
bruh I just got home from watching the minion movie and you uploaded this. Its a sign 🙏
I went to Minions: The Rise of Gru with a suit on. The cult has influenced me.
Minions!!
I am Distinguished + relaxed
Gentlemen! Assemble!
minion cult.
minions without their goggles is scary
@Barış Şenel a new core memory
Distinguished but relaxed
Minions 2: The Rise of Gru comes out
Any country with the movie came out : visible happiness
Greece : **oof**
You still make good content after 2 years, I really hope you make a comeback!
WHEN WE NEED HIM THE MOST, HE ALWAYS RETURNS.
Banger 1# in this year.
Bob.
minion
I didnt go in a suit cuz I didn’t know the trend
ladies and gentleminions,
day by dave
Minions, the rise of Morbius is the most movie ever.
After so long, it's here
nice
distinguished
Take the minion out of this and it is just the scientology song
👍
Banana 🍌
Banana
banana
Hell yeah
where minon goggles
Are you okay?
This age well
This is gonna get minillion views
Minionillian points
Tickets to minions: rise of gru please
I'm the first person to have a minion cult pfp on youtube
No bananana?
What in the name of apostle Peter
no
bird cult the best
Yig
there is 911 likes we must call the cops on this man
O
Honestly, the entire idea of the minions is a giant fuckin cult.
Very fitting 👌
This was pretty quick
Oreo
Hey Dave can you upload all your remixes to your Spotify? I want to download the Markiplier ones.
Can we get a minion chaine
One ticket please
minions rise of gru spoiler?!
this is an absolute banger
dingush and ralex
Ayo where the Gru song at
How to cook T-bone steak
Let steak sit at room temperature for 30-60 minutes before cooking.
Pat dry the steaks with paper towels.
Rub the steak with oil, and then season with salt and pepper on both sides.
Heat a cast-iron skillet over high heat.
Add oil to the hot skillet and add steak when it begins to smoke.
Sear the steak for 2 minutes for the first side. Flip and sear 2 minutes.
Add minced garlic, butter and fresh rosemary.
Transfer the steak to a preheated oven at 425°F (218°C).
Cook until it reaches the desired doneness.
Transfer steak to a plate or cutting board and let it rest for 5 minutes.
Cut steak from the bone to serve
Ty
I’m so confused
bro what happened
His griddy do be fire tho
ngl i want another kermit song
Bro what happened to your channel ur so underrated
Wow two hours and it didn't blow up
What happened to the Elden Ring song?
De dog
Wut happen to kermit
First
Legend is he will pin me. is it true??
Will KING BOB let us down?
This slaps
Stupid don’t join minon cult
is this a cry for help
The minion are distinguished and relaxed as someone with everything, yet they can't lose anything
imma be honest, I don't look at memes very often, but I still understood the memes and liked the songs you made. I still somewhat understand most of the memes but some of them are out there. But I don't really like the songs much anymore, if people still watch and it's what Dave wants to do it's fine obviously, but most of this song is literally the same 2 words.
i like it, but not very culty.
Technoblade never dies
ok
L song
nice
banana