Do you remember your first time being rejected❓
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👨👨👦 Charlie Harper is a jingle writer who leads a hedonistic, carefree life. Everything changes when his good-for-nothing brother, Alan, and 10-year-old nephew, Jake, move into his Malibu beach house.
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Pinnacle of male evolution.......thank you ......lol
Ha ha
You know the show makes Jake out to be stupid and the character is, but I would notice the sarcasm and still say thank you just to be an ass haha
No one:
YT algorithm: 2 and half men😀
this is on every short of every show ever
Why the hell not 🤷🏻♂️
Bro about time this is the hreatest show ever
How Charlie doesn’t crack a smile when he looks over at Jake is beyond me.
Maybe her toxic personality?
Charlie was probably really High or Drunk that's how.
It's called numerous takes
That was actually a comment Charlie made in an early interview about the show, they had to redo multiple takes of most scenes because it was hard not to react to Jake. How cute and hilarious he was, especially when he was little 😂
I can imagine Charlie struggling to not smile at him every time he looks at him, you can even see it on his face in some scenes.
Charlie Never Disappointed On The Show.
Was such a good show. Until Charlie left.
The leftist woke ideology destroyed the show
@@SaddamHussein_1937 it’s a comedy sit down💀
@@OverratedRichards101 Wrong, it *Was* Comedy...before woke ideology destroyed most of TV & Movies. They're not interested in Superheros, they simply want to destroy your childhood Superhero & turn him g🍒y or bi. And take hit movies with male leading role & replace it with female, with radical feminist agenda, that's why Ghostbuster remake flopped 👻👆
@@OverratedRichards101 Globalist have always used media to push their agenda, including on comedy shows. And this show wasn't unique. They're attacking strong alpha male role models, like Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson and evern the character of Charlie especially that he was living his real life just like it was in the show. People like you need to wake up before it's too late
@@OverratedRichards101 u dint understand it. He meant they can't make its comedy like today else they will get canceled
Pinnacle of male evolution, he bought that
no one is better than Jake - so true🌹
Some people gets dumped Sooner and later 🤣😂🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣
Man Charlie Really knows How To bring guy Down
I'm surprised Jake even understood the word "pinnacle"
Foarte bine punctat Charlie
"You don't have to flatter me!!" ~ Alan & Jake
Alan may not have been a good husband, a good boyfriend, or a good lover.
But honestly? He's a pretty awesome Dad.
that's what is important
True to that
He tried.
wait Alan did his best to be a good husband and a good man in society with Judith concerned trouble is Alan got with someone who didn't know how to be Happy with life and sought to blame Alan for all of her unhappiness.
It's amazing Jake didn't inherit as much of the family Depression because Alan and his mom had really bad!
Alan was so anti-pill had he been given prescription of anti-depressant meds He never would of taken an even though, He Truly needed Them.
When Kutcher arrived in The 9th Season Alan had to be committed to a psychiatric hospital because he started morphing into Charlie!
Yes if lying to your children that will hurts their development just to prevent them from getting their feelings hurt 😂
Alan is so funny when he suppresses his laugh.
Ya for what it’s worth Sheen is amazing..pure timing
i feel like this is a perfect analogy of todays generation of “ let’s spare their feelings by not being honest “ 🤦🏽♂️ 😆 great show
This is the most honest generation out there lad quiet down
@@Respect12948 lmfao ok grandpa time i’m sure you know about my generation 😆 go back to your house bubble
@@Respect12948 delusional more like
@@Respect12948
Oh puh lease
😱
@@helenbestman5338 the only reason the world seems softer is because you’re seeing all the softy’s on the internet which didn’t exist back in the day
Where I live people are just as blunt as they were back in the day you just don’t see them on the news
The world hasn’t changed it’s just you see more of it in the media now
Some guys get dumped sooner and later lol I love how Charlie roast Alan on this show
They're all superb in their own way on this show 👏 👌
Charlie is
just a pure Narcissist
and he is using Alan as a dumping ground to boost his inflated sense of selfe.
Their mother Evelyn
is even biger Narcissust
that destroyed their father and introduced harlie into the practic ed of Verbal abuse,
put downs and sarcastic remarks.
... Entire place is , in fact :
A Narcissistic FAMILY system.
...that reflects on our society and its values and
culture of Narcissisam
as well.
Let’s drink to that Charlie😂
Legendary 😏❤️
Some people do need accountability, specially us men. We like being the best, if you think there's someone better then you will work to better yourself
Miss this show
Jake’s first roast but he took it in stride😂
I simply love the play of words...sad Charlie had to leave and that cute little Jake had to grow!
Technically it wasn't his fault it was the writers who thought making him stupid was more funnier
@Blanca Rosales it was though, my sister is the same and absolutely hilarious with it 🤣 😂 😆
Great show
*Charlie:* He’s the pinnacle of male evolution.
*Also Charlie:* What are you building? An ass bomb?
Love this show 😂😂
U guys are so cool
love two and helf man
The writers did their job well😂
Judith is the Queen of the ex wives club.
Judith was a smoke show.
What do you mean by "smoke show"?
@jefftilghman9059
"What do you mean by "smoke show"?"
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I think that it means a physically attractive petson.
This show and Married With Children are the two best comedies ever
Charlie sheen is quite good
Oh how I miss Judith's one line demoralizing extremely funny kick to nuts faster than a speeding Porch in your face slams !
😂😂😂😂😂 love 💓 this show
This show was the best; up to the end of Season 8.
Having ex wife like Judith should be taken into account with the law. The woman is a spirit crusher.
I'd say that's true of every ex wife
She shouldn't talk.... She not only went out with the man but married and had a kid with him...lol
If this were real Alan shouldn’t put up with being demoralized in front of his son
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂This show is so hilarious
Sometimes people get rejected Sooner and later
Charlie is so funny with jokes
😂😂😂😂
The Sarcasm of Charlie is unmatched
Classic ❤
😂😂why nobody Alan 😂😂😂
Too cool.😊😊
Charlie! Gotta love him. I hope he’s there for me when I hit rock bottom.
He was slow then and grew up being slow😢😢😢😢😢
Josh Richardson ability is much better than either of you understand.
Jaquez has a huge upside. I am very impressed with his defense.
Caleb Martin when healthy should be trade bait.
Pinnacle of male evolution😅
Some guys get dumped sooner and later
Jake looks more like Charlie maybe that why his brother got dumb by Jake mother 😅😂
Judith is so gorgeous
Simp
Gonna save this one for the books
OMG I watched it 10 times and it's still so funny 😂😂😂
The best show , ever,, but with out Charlie went All the way down 😅
Damn Judith😍
Good news is in later years the kid becomes the ladies man.
Funny😅
Pinnacle of male evolution !!😅😅
Oh is that a fact, well Judith, here's another fact for you, " Who knows more about getting ploughed? Oh ofcourse it's You!, Since Several 747's have went down that Black hole"
Ah... he grows up to be Walden
Even some female humans get dumped on rare occasion, according to experts.
The acorn didn’t fall far from the tree!
I don't remember the first time I was rejected but pretty sure it was in middle school.
No one better than Jake to get dumped except his father
Who knows more about getting dumped
Judith is fine
I suppose the writers needed a mother figure to Jake somewhere but they missed the great opportunity of following TBBT of howards mum - sometimes heard, didn't need to be seen
Judith was a fine Momma😮
Judith 😍
Rick and morty based jerry of allen
Judith was fine.
I just lost my job, tf am i doing here
Too funny
What's the name?
Why no one Alan?
Somebody tell me the name of this series
Wtf that outfit judith wearing
Looks like drapes or my grandma's couch from the 70's😅🤣😂
Charlie may be or was , a Crack head , but he's still really funny !!! Great writers help too , but the person saying those lines is all important!!!
Never
My wife was my First and only love
God take me too please
Who knows more about getting dumped???😅😅😅
Still Charlie is right about Jake so it's not sarcasm
😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
🤣😂😂
😂😂😂
It was a mistake to sack Charlie sheen.
That was??,?😉😐😂no words
Bad too
This is two and half men?!?! It kinda funny actually
No he's 2nd i'm 1st 😂
pursue or leave it behind? sometimes, they'd just come back to you after the spell ran out of effects, in shaa Allah.. or God reminds her of you.. so when she does that, you can either revenge or accept it as it is.. no hard feelings.. and learn from the mistakes you did that made her dump you..
it's a constant learning which each of you learns and grow up.. but it is quite complex if she's having tingling in her clitoris or itchy butt or doesn't know how to orgasm.. or an intelligent woman is more complex? but it is always about romance.. if she can untingle her clitoris, scratch her own but and know how to orgasm.. if taught religion it will be to become a virgin bride.. money to buy groceries, house, appliances, helper, and other things like dresses, and jewelries, cooking pots and pans, etc..
Judith is smoking hot 🔥 here.
Love Judith !!
Judith is cute.
I like her too.
I had a dream about judith
Judith was allways slutty hot!! And Rose had a few hot looks on the show!
I have a trick never get a girl never get rejected
😄😆😂🍻
😅😂
Why does Charlie live with his brother and why do they have a maid.
Alan lives with Charlie actually
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alan was cut off
I could look at Judith all day except when I eat....lloll...