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  • čas přidán 22. 02. 2017
  • This Tech Product will change the world!
    Interview with Casey Neistat -- goo.gl/p1jiUf
    H3 Podcast is available at:
    ITUNES -- goo.gl/desgTE
    GOOGLE PLAY MUSIC -- goo.gl/EnllKV
    Twitter...................... / h3h3productions
    Hila's Twitter............ / hilakleinh3
    Spreadshirt.............. h3h3productions.spreadshirt.com
    Instagram................ / h3h3productions
    Hila's Instragram..... / kleinhila
    Website.................... h3h3productions.com
    Subreddit................. / h3h3productions
    Theme Song by MajorLeagueWobs:
    / strangeholder
    Awesome Remix from the End by:
    / h3h3
    Source video:
    • ARING Pro
  • Komedie

Komentáře • 10K

  • @h3h3productions
    @h3h3productions  Před 7 lety +8902

    Thumbs up if you want ARING PRO to restart their gofundme campaign D:
    Interview with Casey Neistat ►goo.gl/p1jiUf

  • @AdamHH11
    @AdamHH11 Před 7 lety +1770

    "Buy Coke"
    *brings you to the dark web*

  • @TheHaiku2
    @TheHaiku2 Před 7 lety +9657

    Alexa is so advanced that she's reading Ethan's mind.

  • @simonecastoldi4963
    @simonecastoldi4963 Před 6 lety +4340

    Every time I don’t know what to watch I rewatch old h3h3 episodes

  • @kissane420
    @kissane420 Před 6 lety +485

    Ring is so stupid that it pulled up the music video for "See You Again" and not the actual movie "Furious 7"

  • @MrAMP1520
    @MrAMP1520 Před 7 lety +2190

    Asks for coke, gets raided by the cops

    • @BakedCinemaSage
      @BakedCinemaSage Před 7 lety +11

      Küala Music if couldt have said it beter ;) reeeeee Fuck al the normies

    • @Durovnax
      @Durovnax Před 7 lety +8

      Then why the fuck they lock you up for years??? (USA)

    • @kirakiralovely2014
      @kirakiralovely2014 Před 7 lety +98

      Shoulda gone with a pepsi.

    • @someguynamedmike4766
      @someguynamedmike4766 Před 6 lety

      Küala Music Infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier!

  • @Cymraegson
    @Cymraegson Před 7 lety +2096

    hei bebi, lemi shoyyu

  • @yehabon
    @yehabon Před 5 lety +1065

    Yep, the male and female voice dubs were Taiwanese people speaking English. Their English is very good but you can hear an accent.

    • @Gaby-fb7gh
      @Gaby-fb7gh Před 5 lety +94

      Ohhh, that makes sense. They speak great English it just looks/sounds off.

    • @Jack-lo2iu
      @Jack-lo2iu Před 5 lety +58

      I don't understand, why the fuck would you do that? Is it somehow better that way?

    • @doctorbonglord5334
      @doctorbonglord5334 Před 5 lety +20

      Probably cheaper....

    • @ChibiZone
      @ChibiZone Před 5 lety +91

      @@Jack-lo2iu they had to market to westerners so they find the closest white guy. Problem is they speak German only. They then get someone to dub oven them because it's cheaper than teaching them English.

    • @elderrusty541
      @elderrusty541 Před 4 lety +5

      Abon Bon they sound French to me, atleast the guy

  • @memeyartist5591
    @memeyartist5591 Před 6 lety +323

    The guy sounds like one of those third graders that reads straight from the book and always over pronounces words and sounds like a robot XD

    • @huhanina1203
      @huhanina1203 Před 4 lety

      He's a kiwi I think, lived in Taiwan for too long, probably lost his ability to speak English like a normal person

    • @froggy9822
      @froggy9822 Před 4 lety +1

      Hahaha ye and they don't know what a full stop is

    • @donsly375
      @donsly375 Před 3 lety

      @@froggy9822 yeee

  • @chrisellis9
    @chrisellis9 Před 7 lety +2176

    "Furious 7" ... *Wiz Khalifa music video comes on*

    • @balriel7229
      @balriel7229 Před 7 lety +138

      Chris "It's been a long day..."

    • @mxar2074
      @mxar2074 Před 7 lety +61

      Chris it's kinda sad that they couldn't even get that right...

    • @phearz0r
      @phearz0r Před 7 lety

      that song is from the movie Furious 7

    • @chrisellis9
      @chrisellis9 Před 7 lety +2

      VideosVideosVideos it's just.. the aring was wrong lol it's sad

    • @aliounedarosa
      @aliounedarosa Před 7 lety +39

      maybe those robots didn't know what furious 7 os.

  • @LemonBunch
    @LemonBunch Před 7 lety +323

    Ugh, you kept activating my Alexa in my room...

  • @SpectreSideQuests
    @SpectreSideQuests Před 5 lety +56

    “Do you want me to order stop?”
    *Has to think about it
    “No!”

  • @emekaezera237
    @emekaezera237 Před 6 lety +17

    I love how she asks it something and then taps on her phone enough times to pull it up on her phone

  • @manospondylus4896
    @manospondylus4896 Před 7 lety +6528

    The most human thing in that ad was the dog.

    • @EileenTheCr0w
      @EileenTheCr0w Před 7 lety +9

      Disappointed Turtle there was a dog?

    • @manospondylus4896
      @manospondylus4896 Před 7 lety +48

      Eileen the Crow at 8:07

    • @EileenTheCr0w
      @EileenTheCr0w Před 7 lety +67

      Disappointed Turtle Thanks. I didn't notice that somehow lol..
      The only creature with emotion was the one that wasn't acting lol

    • @Zeully75
      @Zeully75 Před 7 lety +18

      Eileen the Crow, I mean that's kind of how emotions work...

    • @TeamAntiSocial
      @TeamAntiSocial Před 7 lety

      Eileen the Crow Someone's hoonter eyes aren't as good as they used to be.

  • @LaurenceLai
    @LaurenceLai Před 7 lety +3720

    ETHAN'S VOICE KEEPS ON *TRIGGERING* MY ALEXA AND I ALMOST BOUGHT BABY WIPES

  • @andrewbrink2213
    @andrewbrink2213 Před 4 lety +121

    "It's not a watch because watches don't have SIM cards" is a statement that did not age well at all.

    • @drethemanrules
      @drethemanrules Před 4 lety +6

      And he says it's not a smart watch either !! Amazing. So is it a intelligent watch Willie !?!?

  • @dr.bright6976
    @dr.bright6976 Před 5 lety +59

    girl:buy coke
    *accidentaly buys 50 pounds of cocaine*

  • @emmillyy.
    @emmillyy. Před 7 lety +1495

    Watch out Hila... Alexa has been known to steal your mans

    • @Meeper-vo7li
      @Meeper-vo7li Před 7 lety +34

      Yeah... she's a fiesty one. Worth every penny tho ;)

    • @Mysteriio007
      @Mysteriio007 Před 7 lety +12

      Emmillyy you idiot, Ethan is her brother

    • @akkak6110
      @akkak6110 Před 7 lety +18

      Caped Baldy what the fuck are you talking about? She's quite obviously his caretaker.

    • @shaswatshah4818
      @shaswatshah4818 Před 7 lety +9

      what are you on? she's clearly his mum

    • @zzzeshan
      @zzzeshan Před 7 lety +6

      What are you saying? She's obviously his sister.

  • @ProgressiveVoice
    @ProgressiveVoice Před 7 lety +453

    H3H3 the type of dude to wear sandals to a wedding

    • @bloodmoneycod
      @bloodmoneycod Před 7 lety +6

      The Progressive Voice the type of dude to think it's weird to wear sandals to a wedding.

    • @OfTheCoast1234567
      @OfTheCoast1234567 Před 7 lety +4

      The Progressive Voice with knee socks

    • @KLATUU.
      @KLATUU. Před 7 lety +19

      h3h3 the type of nigga to wear sandals to his own wedding*

    • @God-ol4mf
      @God-ol4mf Před 7 lety +14

      pls don't bring those corny type of nigga jokes from djakademiks here.

    • @monkeycaboose6872
      @monkeycaboose6872 Před 7 lety +2

      I wore flipflops to my mom's

  • @keyburri3095
    @keyburri3095 Před 5 lety +307

    Hello my name is Amy, I am the ARING sent by Cyberlife.

  • @MatthewMS.
    @MatthewMS. Před 4 měsíci +5

    Many years passed and the h3h3 videos are just as good as back then. Currently obsessed with h3 pod in the future 2024

    • @Harrison1875
      @Harrison1875 Před 3 měsíci

      Luckily Ethan got rid of Hasan. The future is bright!

  • @halffox102
    @halffox102 Před 7 lety +3084

    wtf is the accent, its like a German accent with a hint of Australian and a pinch of soulless robot

    • @PeterPing
      @PeterPing Před 7 lety +110

      Louis Gunning No, it's Taiwan because Teipei 101 is in Taiwan.

    • @peterchen7914
      @peterchen7914 Před 7 lety +17

      White Rabbit Since when did white people live in Taiwan (im guessing theyre european because they look and sound different)

    • @lyndafhml6258
      @lyndafhml6258 Před 7 lety +4

      They're in Taiwan..Taipei 101 is in Taiwan

    • @jordannewport9323
      @jordannewport9323 Před 7 lety +50

      They look like they are from east Europe

    • @Solon
      @Solon Před 7 lety +46

      halffox102 doesn't sound german at all.

  • @TraXXXtar
    @TraXXXtar Před 7 lety +1119

    I just got the C ring, because I C-ringed at that advertisement

  • @reinborn8667
    @reinborn8667 Před 5 lety +100

    *b u y s u i c i d e*
    cool so fast

  • @kalesmart1
    @kalesmart1 Před 5 lety +59

    that new oblivion update really polished the graphics but the voice acting really lets it down

  • @TalkingTheOrville
    @TalkingTheOrville Před 7 lety +361

    Dammit, Ethan. My Alexa just ordered all your shit! You owe me, man.

  • @daffy1797
    @daffy1797 Před 7 lety +562

    "WOW, YOU SO SMART"

  • @codyargentino489
    @codyargentino489 Před 5 lety +77

    Now Ethan really needs those baby wipes

  • @kapper8385
    @kapper8385 Před 5 lety +26

    The phone kind of sounds like the broke ellen from that polish guru guy
    Pringus

  • @MaxThreat1020
    @MaxThreat1020 Před 7 lety +490

    LMAO. My alexa replied "I couldn't find songs by baby wipes..."

  • @Jacob0128
    @Jacob0128 Před 7 lety +598

    The Alexa cuts were pretty creative. Quality goofs, if you ask me.

  • @TheCommanderTaco
    @TheCommanderTaco Před 4 lety +4

    Love how when the guy is looking for the map, he doesn't hit the microphone and looks so confused lol.

  • @DimIsHigh
    @DimIsHigh Před 2 lety +4

    I feel like I should post this under every video to maximize the possibility of someone reading this: I'm on a binge of old H3 videos and I discovered that the captions add a whole new layer, please turn them on

  • @aaaaa4330
    @aaaaa4330 Před 7 lety +789

    "It's a ring that sits on your finger" NO FUCKING WAY

    • @pinopalotta
      @pinopalotta Před 7 lety +18

      Yes but with a perfect camera angle that makes it look like i'm the man and pounding that finger gud, with my asshole. TRUE ALPHA MALE STYLE

    • @ansixi4194
      @ansixi4194 Před 7 lety +29

      What the fuck are these comments

    • @anewlifeanewbeginning6857
      @anewlifeanewbeginning6857 Před 7 lety +4

      *80% of males online*
      "OMG, Its A f###ing GRILL! just be cool and nice so you can get dem deets.."
      *"I WANT YOU TO FINGER ME LIKE MY MOM WHEN I WAS A CHILD"*
      "fucking nailed it😎"

    • @AndreChiii
      @AndreChiii Před 7 lety +1

      Han Solo Cringe.

    • @Brainwave99
      @Brainwave99 Před 7 lety +2

      Princess Dingus toe rings

  • @SamHaugen
    @SamHaugen Před 7 lety +615

    Holy shit when Ethan yelled at his echo it triggered mine and it tried ordering baby wipes hahaha. I had to say NO NO NO NO!

  • @kodiegulasky8803
    @kodiegulasky8803 Před 6 lety +1

    I always have so much fun when I watch your videos. Whenever I need a laugh you guys are what I come to first. Don’t stop doing what you guys are doing.

  • @l-jahlu-l
    @l-jahlu-l Před 5 lety +7

    My Alexa went crazy on this video lmao

  • @mchutchisonj01
    @mchutchisonj01 Před 7 lety +599

    I WONT LIE THIS IS DEFINITELY ME WHEN IM WATCHING AMAZING TECH PRODUCTS

  • @HowLongDoesItTake4Dads2BuyMilk

    If it just vibrated, it would sell like crazy.

  • @donvito2491
    @donvito2491 Před 4 lety

    1:52 his praising is so gentle

  • @Left-Earth
    @Left-Earth Před 2 lety +5

    If a CZcams video qualified for an Oscar nomination, the intro to this video should be seriously considered. 👏✨🏆

  • @LanceClark
    @LanceClark Před 7 lety +1229

    I swear I hear the same music in every tech product commercial. It drives me nuts. It's up there with the upbeat ukulele commercial music.

    • @Olaxan4
      @Olaxan4 Před 6 lety +31

      Lance Clark Tell me about it. That ukulele drives me nuts.

    • @mc_ketamine7438
      @mc_ketamine7438 Před 6 lety +3

      Their accents too!!! I hear it everywhere in these shitty commercials, and it's driving me insane

  • @GoonaTVhi
    @GoonaTVhi Před 7 lety +1415

    "Alexa buy me a nice drink"
    *Search results for: Bleach, walmart only 4.99*

    • @Herocleo
      @Herocleo Před 7 lety +54

      Alexis knows what's best for you

    • @posty5633
      @posty5633 Před 7 lety +8

      GoonaTV alexa

    • @TheHoggsterPro
      @TheHoggsterPro Před 7 lety +2

      Good spelling

    • @wardrich
      @wardrich Před 7 lety +2

      Fuck Dimitri Payet nah man. Alexis is the shitty Walmart Alexa knockoff from the future.

    • @kualajdm
      @kualajdm Před 7 lety +7

      Isn't drinking bleach a dead meme by now? All those cringey "Clorox Bleach" channels ran by 12 year old kids should've ran it to the ground faster than Hillary Clinton dabbing on Ellen.

  • @TheSuperverse
    @TheSuperverse Před 2 lety +3

    its because of this video MY Alexa accidentally ordered baby wipes from the audio...

  • @keanemcnamee
    @keanemcnamee Před 5 lety +5

    You summoned my Alexa and made me buy some baby wipes.

  • @15SecNut
    @15SecNut Před 7 lety +1051

    Me: Alexa, can you order baby wipes?
    Alexa: "The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."

    • @discodisco9548
      @discodisco9548 Před 7 lety +7

      15SecNut dead meme

    • @bsow21
      @bsow21 Před 7 lety +3

      whoa dude

    • @15SecNut
      @15SecNut Před 7 lety +25

      Sorry guys, I had Alexa type up that resp-GIANT BLACK DILDOS ON THE HORIZON

    • @Alex-1611
      @Alex-1611 Před 7 lety +1

      extreme escalation

    • @Dingleberries
      @Dingleberries Před 7 lety +1

      you are a legend. please make videos or something

  • @Bengal
    @Bengal Před 7 lety +916

    You can't fool me Ethan, I think that intro was just fancy video camera editing

    • @greysonvaughan3731
      @greysonvaughan3731 Před 7 lety +7

      Bengal damn dude didn't know you were an H3 fan. I love your videos keep it up love the rebuilds

    • @Bengal
      @Bengal Před 7 lety +8

      my favorite channel on the youtubes

    • @Teddyx10
      @Teddyx10 Před 7 lety +7

      Bengal ye iknow right... Ethan would never play Overwatch

    • @jeremyaxel
      @jeremyaxel Před 7 lety +11

      Stop promoting your channel.

    • @MrCalist3r
      @MrCalist3r Před 7 lety

      Lazy Latino word.

  • @johnjohnson7888
    @johnjohnson7888 Před 6 lety +6

    That fbi agent listening through your Elexa is probably having a good day.

  • @yuliafter
    @yuliafter Před 5 lety +3

    8:35
    I laughed too hard my sides starting to hurt 😂. Man I remember watching this vid when it just came out, miss the old h3.

  • @casualcrisis6349
    @casualcrisis6349 Před 6 lety +2339

    *did you want me to order stop*

  • @elvans2
    @elvans2 Před 7 lety +1395

    This is like watching pornstars trying to act

    • @professionalfire3902
      @professionalfire3902 Před 7 lety +29

      elvans2 Aye thosr fake orgasms look pretty good

    • @ZVEKOfficial
      @ZVEKOfficial Před 7 lety +2

      Instant boner death

    • @mrcheesemunch
      @mrcheesemunch Před 7 lety +10

      Pornstars are wayyy better actors though...

    • @Rubycon99
      @Rubycon99 Před 7 lety +44

      "Anybody order a big sausage pizza?"
      "I did, but I don't have any money..."
      "Then why the fuck did you order a pizza?"

    • @planetrob555
      @planetrob555 Před 7 lety +2

      loneill339 - THAT MEANS YOU'RE A ROBOT!!!!!

  • @qcote8219
    @qcote8219 Před 4 lety +7

    The "let me show you" guy is definately reading the script from his phone. Probably for the first time

  • @clodcollecting51
    @clodcollecting51 Před 3 lety +4

    Hahaha, before Ethan mentioned Tommy Wiseau, I thought the dialogue mismatch was like the Flower Shop scene from The Room.

  • @stefanp7603
    @stefanp7603 Před 7 lety +1588

    Back to the classic h3h3

    • @DoctorComedy365
      @DoctorComedy365 Před 7 lety +6

      Calvin P ikr what a shame

    • @inkajoo
      @inkajoo Před 7 lety +14

      that would be when they used to make awesome .exe's

    • @_Me________
      @_Me________ Před 7 lety +8

      Calvin P we need a h3hd remaster

    • @girlspooptoo8567
      @girlspooptoo8567 Před 7 lety +10

      Calvin P
      everything h3h3 does will eventually become a classic

    • @Madmindman
      @Madmindman Před 7 lety +5

      I like it. Ethan brings a lot of valid points about what he talks about. A true master of calling bullshit on things.

  • @SirTobiser
    @SirTobiser Před 7 lety +381

    Aring is nameless. If Aring wants to become a faceless person then Aring must become no one. Aring is not no one yet, but Aring is smart.

    • @SirTobiser
      @SirTobiser Před 7 lety

      If you get this reference you're a G.

    • @Derpedsniper
      @Derpedsniper Před 7 lety +5

      S1r Tob153r This is beautiful.

    • @SirTobiser
      @SirTobiser Před 7 lety +1

      Solitary Atlas Thanks, I try😄

    • @vleesevlons
      @vleesevlons Před 7 lety

      Where's that from?

    • @SirTobiser
      @SirTobiser Před 7 lety

      vleesevlons Game of thrones. It's a play on the faceless god's conversations with Arya Stark on her quest to become 'no one'. He constantly refers to her using pronouns saying "A girl" whenever he talks to her or about her, never calls her by her actual name because he wants her to shed her identity and truly become a faceless god.

  • @calebpulis7334
    @calebpulis7334 Před 4 lety +10

    "Play furious 7"
    *Plays See You Again music video*

  • @John_Notmylastname
    @John_Notmylastname Před 6 lety +1

    Love the little “Ethan bradberry” before the song starts playing.

  • @itsGarrick
    @itsGarrick Před 7 lety +232

    So when she says 'blue' it knows to change the lights but when she says 'buy coke' it knows to write it in notes. A+

  • @Slappypaige123
    @Slappypaige123 Před 6 lety +850

    That ad was like an episode of Black Mirror

  • @808thampire
    @808thampire Před 6 lety +3

    LMAO I lost it when Ethan said "I feel like I'm in a fever dream".

  • @okmer2396
    @okmer2396 Před 5 lety +6

    The death to all humans killed me 😂

  • @xxsamuraipshowxx7948
    @xxsamuraipshowxx7948 Před 7 lety +1446

    Yo Ethan losing the weight looking great my dude

    • @SecretSickle89
      @SecretSickle89 Před 7 lety +43

      Parker Mulkey it's disgraceful to ancient practise of chub and tuck.

    • @iAppleJailbreaker
      @iAppleJailbreaker Před 7 lety +26

      Parker Mulkey I miss his thick thighs

    • @ScareGrid
      @ScareGrid Před 7 lety +30

      I would cry if Ethan stopped being a thick bitch

    • @jacobkidd4468
      @jacobkidd4468 Před 7 lety +12

      Parker Mulkey yeah he's looking pretty buff

    • @htesreb
      @htesreb Před 7 lety +2

      got to push him to the squat rack then

  • @bene.4019
    @bene.4019 Před 7 lety +1216

    Great vid. Really felt the old-school H3H3 in this one.

    • @changeoftone4958
      @changeoftone4958 Před 7 lety +5

      Ben E. ikr?! It's great. Love the old intro coming in

    • @9000MiiSquad
      @9000MiiSquad Před 7 lety +3

      Ben E. Congrats! Your comment was stolen by a bot.

    • @Jak2bossbf3
      @Jak2bossbf3 Před 7 lety +12

      I agree it felt like the old H3H3 I actually laughed out loud at the Alexa stuff

    • @D3TOSS
      @D3TOSS Před 7 lety +4

      nostalgia, mmmm

    • @Eric1HBK2
      @Eric1HBK2 Před 7 lety +9

      i seriously checked date of this video after a minute, cause i thought i opened some 2year old link

  • @msjniesnts
    @msjniesnts Před 4 lety +2

    Damn it lol my alexa nearly ordered the ring doorbell just now. She's always listening. Lol

  • @averya7443
    @averya7443 Před 5 lety +7

    I'm four hours deep into an h3 binge and I just realized I forgot to turn off my adblock D:

  • @dubsinthetubs
    @dubsinthetubs Před 7 lety +223

    Anyone else wondering why there's just a fucking lightbulb smack dab in the middle of the damn table?

  • @potatomanny1347
    @potatomanny1347 Před 7 lety +629

    the girl played when i see you again, the music video, not the actual movie lol

  • @veeveri
    @veeveri Před 5 lety +12

    Girl tells ARING to set the light bulb color to BLUE. *Turns purple
    **claps**

  • @bowman123ish
    @bowman123ish Před 5 lety +1

    You made my Alexa add Ring doorbell to my shopping cart 😂😂

  • @Rex-golf_player810
    @Rex-golf_player810 Před 7 lety +510

    this is just a moving stock image

  • @bruhmeister6992
    @bruhmeister6992 Před 6 lety +1609

    *ALEXA, STOP!*

  • @blazingbird1234
    @blazingbird1234 Před 4 lety +3

    0:36 Waaaaahhhhhhh
    Ethan plays OverWatch

  • @curbyouraccountsiasm2369
    @curbyouraccountsiasm2369 Před 6 lety +17

    One of the most underrated h3 vids of all time.

  • @TheAMaazing
    @TheAMaazing Před 7 lety +1490

    I wish I could change Alexa's commands to h3h3 memes
    'Ethan, buy me the biggest beanie you can find'
    'SLLLAAAAMMIIINNNN'
    'Papa bless'

  • @REALwoombath
    @REALwoombath Před 7 lety +312

    *snort* 'We're out of coke.'

    • @o3_o3_28
      @o3_o3_28 Před 7 lety +16

      looks like he's prematurely reacting before he realizes he doesn't have his fix

  • @timwilliams4708
    @timwilliams4708 Před 5 lety +2

    Discovering all of your videos now.. so funny.

  • @dantesinferno3997
    @dantesinferno3997 Před 6 lety

    Ok, i have discovered this wonderful channel less than a week ago, we are in 2018 already, ive missing so much wtf dawg! love this video, and particularly the 7:17 moment, dat face when Ethan realizes Alexa is out of his control, and he seems so tired of it xD...
    Anyway, gr8 work with the cringe section, with the revisiting the meme, and even with the social criticism. GREAT moves keep it UP!
    Regards from Spain.

  • @tajrahal4904
    @tajrahal4904 Před 7 lety +147

    I broke into a nervous sweat when Alexa started ordering me BDSM items.
    I didn't want my roommate finding out.

  • @BlueJarth
    @BlueJarth Před 7 lety +131

    "Euro Trash, Fuck My Shit Up Fam" that was too real lolz

  • @w.s6525
    @w.s6525 Před 6 lety

    3:55 that trim tho😂

  • @ballbreaker9816
    @ballbreaker9816 Před 7 lety +122

    You're tearing me APART, Amy

  • @IceSanctuary
    @IceSanctuary Před 7 lety +310

    I've seen dialogue like this before. It's written by asian tv show writers who are writing english dialogue using their limited vocabulary. It's then read by foreigners(in this case it looks like models) who are doing their best to speak clearly and enunciate so their speech can be understood by the asian market the writers are targeting. It's all horribly awkward but not technically wrong speech/sentences.

    • @worldsfutureleader5952
      @worldsfutureleader5952 Před 7 lety +2

      yeah that's my guess too

    • @MasterOfInfinity
      @MasterOfInfinity Před 7 lety +5

      IceSanctuary Yup, as a non-native English speaker, it's very hard to get the pronunciation right. And I'm a French dude. Imagine a Chinese person who uses a different script altogether. And Madarin is way harder to begin with. You can't really reach native fluency if you started after 12, even if you really try. You'd have to live in the country for years.

    • @ramosramose
      @ramosramose Před 7 lety

      +Patrick Woody well Heavy Rain still better than this weird robotic dialogue.

    • @bhargavchiru4203
      @bhargavchiru4203 Před 7 lety +6

      Actually no, that's wrong. The dialogue in the commercial isn't coming from the actors, you can see it especially near the end where the dialogue doesn't sync with their lips. There was likely a voiceover done after the video was filmed in order to get better sound quality. Also the voices strongly sound like asians who don't have a good grasp of natural sounding english.

    • @MedievalKninja
      @MedievalKninja Před 7 lety +1

      bhargav chiru I agree with you, the voices sound like they have Chinese accents, especially when they say "you". I don't think white models would have accents like that, even if they were talking slowly for Taiwanese people to follow along

  • @SirChiefsAlot
    @SirChiefsAlot Před 3 lety +3

    "Why does the phone sound deaf" 🤣sending me

  • @Ben.N
    @Ben.N Před 5 lety +52

    I think they got Asians to do the voice-overs.

    • @shanhu5769
      @shanhu5769 Před 4 lety +5

      Yep, their English is good, but their Taiwanese accent's still there.

  • @Fancho213
    @Fancho213 Před 7 lety +93

    " Do you want me to order stop? " F*cking killed me XD

  • @hamez1324
    @hamez1324 Před 7 lety +250

    I creamed when I saw the old intro

    • @plutodile
      @plutodile Před 7 lety +1

      i read that as "screamed" and now im genuinely disturbed/disappointed by my innocence

    • @TK-nt6cv
      @TK-nt6cv Před 7 lety

      Zeke Demo Ã

  • @kylewit924
    @kylewit924 Před 5 lety

    OMG how have I not seen this one before? I thought I saw all his videos; I even started watching his podcasts. Just found this. Its a classic...

  • @smileyj59
    @smileyj59 Před 6 lety +1

    The fact that you're playing Overwatch in the intro made me love y'all infinitely more than I already did XD

  • @justsayapple1381
    @justsayapple1381 Před 6 lety +2715

    Well it’s not a ring because rings don’t have SIM cards

  • @mgames1710
    @mgames1710 Před 7 lety +242

    "i can not order giant horse cock" am i only one dying at this 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @ottofin3178
      @ottofin3178 Před 7 lety +7

      M Games TRUUUUUU 😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌

    • @dom3335
      @dom3335 Před 7 lety +21

      "so I've added it to your shopping list"

    • @wd-type9643
      @wd-type9643 Před 7 lety +2

      M Games oh god It played as soon as I read that

    • @girlspooptoo8567
      @girlspooptoo8567 Před 7 lety +2

      M Games
      Giant horse cock is the last thing I remember before I woke up on the floor

    •  Před 7 lety +2

      Yes you are because your a perverted little child

  • @tylermustardloooser386

    7:31 my alexa thinks I said goodbye

  • @kylansewell
    @kylansewell Před 6 lety

    Hahahaha! The Alexa bit is brilliant 😂

  • @Will-fv3qt
    @Will-fv3qt Před 7 lety +115

    aring, please vibrate so my wife won't leave me

  • @Jonnyvonwallstrom
    @Jonnyvonwallstrom Před 7 lety +326

    Hahaha Alexa is the smartest piece of technology there is, from buying "baby wipes" to ordering "See you next time". 😆 😅 😂

    • @triggerhippie1956
      @triggerhippie1956 Před 7 lety +5

      LOL sex lubricant instead of baby wipes. Alexa should clean her ears! 🎃

    • @nicelana6876
      @nicelana6876 Před 7 lety +3

      The question is, does Alexa and Aring know each other? :)

    • @marioavila5678
      @marioavila5678 Před 7 lety +3

      Creative North siri lol

    • @sdfszcrew6833
      @sdfszcrew6833 Před 7 lety +2

      Alexa can only recognize english and german as of now. I wonder how it will be with mandarin or zulu 😃 😄 😁

    • @badassbass3456
      @badassbass3456 Před 7 lety +2

      I would like to ask Alexa if I can buy that female robot in that Aring ad :D

  • @fishsticklord5147
    @fishsticklord5147 Před 6 lety

    It’s like those ads for phone backgrounds. Shine bright like a diamond.

  • @jamieleal6251
    @jamieleal6251 Před 4 lety +1

    Bro my favorite part is at 6:25 I died laughing haha

  • @sharp5293
    @sharp5293 Před 7 lety +351

    You would lose the ring first before you lose the phone.

  • @MiaKhalifa-fr7ty
    @MiaKhalifa-fr7ty Před 7 lety +1166

    Wow Ethan great moves keep it up proud of you

    • @baishihua
      @baishihua Před 7 lety

      Right after the nipple clamp haha

    • @mattzhang4854
      @mattzhang4854 Před 7 lety +42

      Melania Trump wow Melania is doing more plagiarism

    • @YoungBlaze
      @YoungBlaze Před 7 lety +2

      naaaaaaah fam , my girl took alll your clothes baack to the store

    • @xstoofpeer
      @xstoofpeer Před 7 lety +7

      Matthew Zhang ur jokes are also plaguerised

    • @starogre
      @starogre Před 7 lety +1

      thats Ivanka u idiot

  • @akhilpillay4262
    @akhilpillay4262 Před 4 lety +1

    7:32
    WHAAAaaat ? 😂😂😂😂

  • @kodiakulv5148
    @kodiakulv5148 Před 5 lety

    The alexa thing at 7:50 literally brought me to tears lmfao wtf