Minecraft but I Survive 1,000,000 Deaths
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Welcome to Craftee where we take on different challenges and play Minecraft but strange things always happen. Today we're playing Minecraft but I Survive 1,000,000 Deaths! Let us know which part was your favorites and remember to drop your ideas in the comments for future videos that we can make!
Minecraft but I Survive 1,000,000 Deaths
#Minecraft #But #1million
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All music used with permission from its creator. - Hry
chester always in your video when you bouth something that show how craftee love chester
I love how chester is always on your vids craftee, chester is so adorable and your interaction too(and the way he insults you and don't care some of your jokes and don't like it), well thank you for another amazing video craftee!
agreed.
Yeah but he just won't buy two or more Chesters
@@zippythekidcontortionist yeah but on the bright side, chester finally know how to fight evil mobs
@@lunagameplay5649 i will say this in respectfully way: the chester in love vid is ugly :/ and crepee (and kinda disgusting 💀)
@@amonguswithyuru1727 I respect it, I forgot what chester looks like in the love vid but I'll look it up
the beginning bit when you are like "look guys! i can breathe underwater"*chokes to death*
3:08 *me talking with hiccups*
LOL
The cactus was the worst way to exercise 😂
You here in your room
I like that he has existential thoughts about the video I find it funny
My little brother introduced me to Craftee, I could tell why he was obsessed.
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9:50 craftee sounded like ENA ngl
Just my opinion
Lol his content is always a new adventure
"The mom's just like "son what are you watching" and then the child's like "Oh I'm just watching Craftee dying"
Lol
Hi see crafts videos
@@christinebrule7122wtf u makeing fun if him
Me: casually watching crafty with my mum sitting right in front of me
Crafty: double the death, triple the death, ALL THE DEATH!
Why would you watch you watch it with your mom?
@@nicholasspina8922 I wasn’t. My mum was sitting in front of me
3:29 WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE FRIEZA!?!?!1
I just realized that a while ago he used to be on Disney XD and I was super upset when he stopped and now I just happened to stumble across his videos.
Rt
3:20 The sentence you are searching for is "Look, how they massacred my boy"!
Crafty is one of the best CZcamsrs ever
PTcrafty
4:02 POV: ur summoning a hurricane of arrows
The title is “I survive 1,000,000 deaths.” But if you died 1,000,000 times, I don’t think u survived bro
Lol😂🤣
His totem tho
True
So he did survive his death
Lol😂🤣
I lost it at the "I hit my head on Jesus" bit. XXD
Yeah ❤
3:40 saving my spot
I'm Death straight up.
Pain is weakness living the body.
0:54
i like how he says "dO yOu lOvE dYiNg??" so casually
craftee:n-no
Good
I like how at the start he’s just “do you want to die”
Me to
yes, yes i do
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This is the most unique and fascinating video I have ever seen, I like it. Just continue your weird vids
if the nuke launcher is added in the store, the sound should be ‘TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING’
We finally see Craftees computer giving up on us :D
7:22 Hello (explodes) Lol
3:37
"Ouch... Look at me im a porkipine"
-Craftee 2023
When he threw the ender pearls in 5:11, I immediately new something was going to go wrong
Should've listened to the song Dumb Ways to Die during this 😂
Yeah 😂❤
Just want to say thank you to this video and channel for recommending our Pokémon content to everyone means the world!
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IS IT A PLANE,IS IT A BIRD,NO IT'S CRAFTEE FALLING TO HIS DEATH
CRAFTEE 2023
Craftee 2023-“this is a lot of deaths but not enough”
(5:15) This might be the first time Craftee's PC crashed.
Yeah 🥰😁😎💙💖
5:18
Craftee is right there
Amazing ❤🤩🎉
I'm never going to lose interest in his videos keep up the good work
HI
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Kkkkkkk
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and the cactus cage is a good way to know how many steps you took in-game
:)
Congratulations, you've turned Minecraft... into a clicker/tycoon!
"Today's weather forecast : It's raining arrows! In the middle of an outpost, a blue man was seen looking like a porcupine and dying rapidly. Could he be the cause?"
And this comment got me updated on the weather forecast now😂😂😂
YES 💯+💯=200
1:54 ¹ 2:05 2:13 2:14 2:14 2:14 2:14 2:15 2:16 2:16 17 18 19 you poopy diaper bag with the best poop
Thanks for telling me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Diamond, actually.
‘Look mom is it a bird is it a plane’ ‘nope it’s just creftee falling to his death’ Craftee 15 March 2023
Craftee never dies!
I love how he always uses the funniest jokes ever created ❤ 😂
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With the hot sauce, It actually looks like evil craftee trying to escape from you by ripping himself out of you but he just can't escape so he is left to stay there for eternal torment.
???😦
That's a horrifying way to look at the world.
Based
You mean GREEDY?!?!?!
@@totaljustice10-4 Greedy is his Minecraft cousin though?
Waiting for the day where we see Chester beats the game for you or getting 1 million chesters
off with a bang is an realistic firework
My favorite part was when he put powdered snow and his cactus cage
Disclaimer: No Craftees were harmed in the making of this video.
@A Human Ye
If you don't want your PC to crash just unequip the infinite totem.
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At 10:30
Craftee:"ayy now we're talking SMACK me"
‘Son what are you watching?’ ‘Oh just craftee dying’ Craftee 2023 15 March
i like how he sometimes mixes blocks and deaths up
Interviewer Craftee : do you love dying?
Interviewed Craftee : no..
Interviewer Craftee : how dying a million Times!??
Interviewed Craftee : who the flying fridge would want to die a million times??
Sewer cidal Craftee : (⌒_⌒;)
All the others Craftee : there's a sewer cidal Craftee ????
Keep on the great work!
I remember watching this man play.
i love how he is always so funny
We need a Chester Plushie
Jdhhfj
Not gonna lie, spamming arrow storm seems very fun to use. I would use it for a lot of things..
A lot of things…..
I love your videos they’re so creative
I think craftee needs a new friends to hang out with alongside Chester but that's just me
8:21
1:26; I agree. It's also the funniest.
The cat that craftee abandoned:dad where are you? Are you coming back? Dad? Dad?? Father?
Craftee: weirdest video ever
Minecraft mobs: Best video ever
These videos never disappoint 👌🏼
true
I love crafted and cheater
@@brianhonchak9395do you mean chester
@@brianhonchak9395and Craftee
We must change the title to “dumb ways to die” now😂
Death items list:
1: Infinite Totem
2: Cactus Cage
3: Off With A Bang
4: Common Cold
5: Nine Lives
6: Arrow Storm
7: Death by 1.000 Teleports
8: Coffin Chester
9: Grave-ity
10: Anvil Avalanche
11: You're Fired
12: Hot Sauce
13: Explosion
14: Wicked Wither
15: Super Duper Charged Creeper
16: Death Scythe
17: Dragon Wither
Look mum, is it a plane is it a bird no its craftee falling to his death
I like the part that craftee
was dying in hot sauce
and it was almost infinite
deaths,but he used the TNT explosion and launched him pretty high
Minecraft video on mine
Minecraft Mine Read out
chicken ❤
Minecraft days
Minecraft video and
Panos and you
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Minecraft video and video music
Panos and you will never Tag back 🔙 and
Lucky I’m a fan of you roots Centerview why are you why does my picture one day and make a video about TNT and black hole and the sun Macklin send this message Macklin
These videos never disappoint me keep up the good work😀😀😀😀
The villagers: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING AND WHAT IS HAPENING
My favorite thing about this video is he spams the ender pearls
If you ran out of food you could get a passive death generator.
I like how he is constantly on half a heart
New diolauge: is it a bird? Is it a flame? No it’s a failure
its so funny that with the cactus thing your falling
you know, i really like your videos, but i really miss. you know. One guy who's really weird but you somehow can't stop watching him. i miss u parker
agreed i started watching him during his disney show
looks like chester needs some cough drops
Hehe i get it 😂
Craftee, I think you should do the dinosaur mod. Where you can get new weapons. So you can stop the evil dinosaur queen.
Does anyone else know what rio is, if so remember when blu gets bird napped with jewel and he looks up at the kid and says “Hi there” (not exact words) when craftee does the your fired and he says hello that’s what it reminded me of.
was this a custom map that you made up for the video or is this a map we can purchase or play on a server
Its a map on the marketplace check the bar when it comes up😊
8:59 LOL
“People die when they are killed.”
- Shirou Emiya
Eystreem did the same chalenge tho except its the minecraft scariest myths
Thats how cats are made i like that part
this guy is really weird but somehow i cant stop watching him
Didn’t he technically die over 2,000,000 times because he spent a lot of deaths
maybe not that may or more
You were funny with the cactus 🤣
Pls do Minecraft But I Survived 1 TRILLION TIMES!!!!!!!!
Oposite of the goal of hardcore:
WF
Gumball
This mod could actually make a sick 2-Phase Bossfight.
what mod called??
999 IQ
The part where all the arrows go that’s so funny I’m like yes yes kill the pillagers
Thank you craftee for sending all of your ideas keep up the good work the more you upload you earn money and get the verified blue checkmark keep it up you we’ll earn it.
❤craft
Imagine doing this in hardcore but if you hit a mob you get a death
i love how chester is just your child now lol
you should make a chester plush
Your health bar in the entire video its basically just half a heart lol
We can all agree that he never disappoints us with his content :D!
Yo
Second
3rd, also hello
true 😊
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3:42 BRO LIKES CATCHING ARROWS😂
This is literally Kenny dying in south park
First one pls pin me crafty😝😝😝
I don't think so
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok
You just did🤣
craftee*
@@chriscruz-nantel wdym
FixEye copy your video
Instead of now that’s a lot of damage we could say now that’s a lot of death
"Death by a billion teleportz"
Craftee 2023
Diavolo:first time?