Duolingo for Talking to Children - SNL
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- It's never too late to learn how to talk to kids with the new Duolingo app for childless adults who want to relate.
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“you go to school... that sucks” LMAO
Haha that's how I am with my daughter I'm like "yeah your first grade teacher was a pain in the ass"
it does, ngl.
Emily Fail IT RLLY DOES ahaha
Honestly that line would work well with a kid
When I see kid or teen on family meeting I just hope they're going to the same school as I did and let them rant about some teachers I remember 😂
My go to for kids: “Oh you’re 10? You know, I was 10 when I was your age”
I shouldn't have laughed at this as hard as I did
It reminds me of this manga I read once when this older guy was flirting with a younger girl and she was like "sir I'm like 17 leave me alone" and he responded with "oh wow! What a coincidence!aa I was 17 too once"
"Really? You're 13? I was 14 when I was your age!"
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Okay, this actually helped me, i was in a situation with a kid and ended up saying cool backpack and then the kid just ended up talking about all the stuff inside the backpack and I didn’t have to find weird kid responses. Thanks, SNL!
wait this is so funny
Hilarious!!
That's so cute 😄 Yeah, I used to be really awkward around little kids until my sisters and friends started having them.
Bravo.
On behalf on all children, we enjoy your uncomfort.
I used to basically tell kids "I like your X" and then act like I wanted to steal it and for some reason they absolutely loved that.
Because dogs and small kids think about the same
"basically"
Dude same😅
Dude, I'd've bit you.
My go-to is “So what do you do for fun?” Because no kid wants to answer “How’s school?” But that’s the first thing everyone asks.
She was literally the perfect actress for this.
Who is she?
@@24sesko3 she's Kristen Stewart dingus
@@arnob1711 I didn't know she went by three names.
phloopy lol
@@arnob1711 Who's that?
SNL continues their “Ad parodies for products that actually sound kinda useful”
Gabe Shakour Yeah I know am still holding out hope for the toilet lamps tho
I need this app so bad
@@TheWhocaresusername
Yes, you do.
Useful especially for people with autism, computer geeks, extreme introverts, those with high social anxiety, or my sis with social deficits and who doesn't like anyone who doesn't believe what she believes.
Or Amazon silver 😂. My mom needs that!
As a 43 year old woman who never had kids, I truly relate to this sketch 😂
But don't you feel better prepared now? I know I do 😆
@@slothyy9503 yes! 🤣
Same here haha. Though apparently I need a Duolingo that'll help me talk to adults too 😅
Well you still got a slight window to have them before your uterus shrivel up and dies
@@jsgames6843 I don't have a uterus anymore dude. That window was shut and nailed closed in 2014
"youre an engineer some day" jesus christ thats the most cruel insult to someones physical appearance ive ever heard. - an engineering student
Agree 🤣
Lmaooooo😂😂😂
@Destroyer of Soy so what should you say
Damn quote inside a quote
@Destroyer of Soy Bro that joke is literally making fun of people's confusion with new social norms that makes them unable to have a normal conversation. She doesn't want to say the girl looks pretty, because that's not a feminist compliment, so she goes way overboard and says "you're an engineer someday." That's why it's funny. It's satire.
no wait we need the “how to talk to your dad” duolingo where is it
the prototype is
"are the socks that you paired with those sandals cotton or a blend?"
@@nveletkoslin33771 "oh I don't know, your mom bought em. You like em?"
half of it is just the talk to your kids duolingo if he's a boomer
Just say “hey dad” and leave the room that’s it
nonexistent like my dad
I also need one for "small talk: how deep do you get about the weather"
Trick question. You avoid small talk at all costs 😎
Mae Moua 😂😂😂
Greta Thunberg
Always go all in about the weather.
Yes.... I suck at small talk lol
“get a better sense of a kid’s age” I felt that in my soul. Like at what age do kids stop using sippy cups???
8????
Actually, I know a 40 something woman who actually told me "hey, I was being mean the other day, so I took a sip out of my sister's sippy cup." And her younger sister is like in her 30s!😳 I guess some people never grow out of them. 😂
N0, like 3, or when they stop spilling drinks, then they use bottles again then at like 6 they only use plastic cup then at 10 or 11, glass cups
*I am still using a spill-resistant cup at 58.*
@@lilliylil-lie43 yes but when I was a waitress I was like “that kid is anywhere between 6 and 10 and I don’t know if it’s offensive if I bring them a cup with a lid on it.” I always erred on the side of pro-lid because kids are clumsy.
I find it interesting that we've all been kids but still somehow forget how to talk to kids
Things got more … phoned since then
I was not good at it even when I was a kid.
i blame the trauma making me black all that out
I didn't like kids when I WAS a kid.
I’ve always been 8-going-on-80, so I’ve never fit in anywhere 😅😅
Now there just needs to be a Dualingo for talking to other adults.
Or girls...😂
Or boys...😂
I could use that one
It was at the end kind of
Duolingo for talking to your dad
Exactly, that one is so much harder
Oh this is perfect for Kristen Stewart’s awkwardness
I'm just like Kristen Stewart.......Kristen, wanna hang out?! ^_^
@Tyler تحطيم yeah bad acting is called awkwardness now
She's my favourite so unrated
nino she is not ugly
@@piscesmoon420 you must be really ugly so you call pretty girls ugly. Don't hate on others. Improve yourself
I’m just sad we never got a “Duolingo for talking to your dad” sketch
Especially if it's a Dad who bullied or abused their own kid(s). We need that one too.
i need a duolingo for that tbh i used to try rly hard but he never cared so i just gave up
My dad is like an older brother, so I’m good
It just says wait for him to come back from his milk run. I think its stuck
Duolingo will kidnapped his dad for missing Spanish lessons.
Honestly As a kid I would’ve loved it if someone said to me “you go to school? That sucks.“ Yes, it does suck, finally someone gets it
I know, I actually thought she was the one who knew HOW to talk to kids in the sketch :p
Very much me.
'Do you... come here often?' at their parents' house.
that's, uhhh...that's creepy
@@agonleed3841 it's more awkward than creepy.
I even have children and still can't talk to other people's kids lol
Ttoby89 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
My go-to for interacting with infants is to say, "So you're a baby, huh? How's that working out for you?"
"You're very short."
“No object permanence huh?...That must suck.”
Sounds like something mark Wahlberg would say in a movie. 🤣 also add, "say hi tooya mutha for meh."
I bet they just love when you babysit. Hah
without thinking I read that in Andy Samberg’s Mark Wahlberg voice
“for grown people who need to learn how to talk to kids, because their friends are starting to have them” it’s true 😩
I am in this position right now, and I am SOOO uncomfortable trying to talk to them.
as someone who just started working at a daycare you have no idea how relatable and helpful this was
Why do I feel like Kristen Stewart actually can’t talk to kids.
Wouldn't surprise me; she does seem like a bit of an oddball. (I love her though.)
@@kaaviya9315 They are moving to using just actor and not actress. --Note: when I made this reply Kaaviya has used the word actor instead of actress and I was reassuring them they were not wrong.
Yeah, she was perfect for this sketch lol 😂
@ChujinDrag0n Why?
She has a hard time not swearing so she really cant.
My daughter is 12 and she starts every conversation with "and then.."I'm like.. And then? Where and when did this story start
Courtney OmegaDeLancy 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
This is even worse than my 6 year old's "guess what?" habit. "Guess what? The sun is setting." "Guess what? I have books." "Guess what? How long until Christmas?" "Guess what? How old are HOUSES?" "Guess what? Why does the moon do that thing?" "Guess what? Um, I forgot -- but guess what?"
Can't wait for "and then" to kick in. Kids are truly miracles.
@@HeidiCavalier 😁😺😁😺 yes they are. For the first two years of her life we were unsure if she would ever speak. She just said one word for lots of things, juice, bread, bite. Now she talks nonstop. A real miracle 😂😅🤣😂
"You look not pretty. I mean you´re smart. I mean - you´re an engineer one day" - made my day :-D
Lol!
I remember being a banquet server in university and I always dreaded serving the kids table for this reason. We had to ask them what they wanted to eat and I'm an introvert, so I always got nervous trying to get their attention. Now that I work at a school, I've gotten the hang of saying things like 'do you like to color?' and 'cool shirt!'. Those always seem to land haha.
@@CalebBerman you missed the quick part
This app shouldn’t be a joke
this is serious
I’m 23 😂
Seriously dangerous, that bird has evil in its eyes the likes of which humanity has never seen before
Okay duolingo bird
Damn serious 😂
Dude that’s what I was thinking!!!!
🤣🤣😂😂
“Do you wear your clothes to school” took me clean out 🤣
its an important question- Cuz like billy could have gotten suspended for going to math with his wee wee out-
I laughed so hard
I wear your mom to school.
You must be easy to make laugh.
No I don't wear my clothes to school.
Damn, i need to get that program too!
"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in!
Kristen is me every time I try to talk to a kid 😅
Yes , you are you and she is her . Good job .
emily Kristen is me every time I try to talk to … anyone...
I am the walrus
Same
When talking to children I, too, need to be rescued by a vampire. :D
"You go to school?That sucks." Ugh,same.
Haha, but that's the thing-she's right! That's exactly what you would say if it was an adult instead of a kid. But somehow, it doesn't come across nicely to some random kid who doesn't know you at all.
I like that though.
Well, it can work for someone in middle or high school. They _know_ school sucks by then.
I need this. I can't tell childrens ages and u start talking to them in the most awkward way . Then I feel horrible that children don't like me.
I've always found talking to kids hard because even as a kid I was annoyed that people would talk to me as if I was stupid (which I was but) so now I'm unsure if other kids feel that way loll
You were not stupid!
I hate that people think that saying ‘high five’, or other such nonsense is stimulating to the intellect of a child.
They should be inspired by adults, not condescended to.
The least realistic part of this is that duolingo never tried to murder her for being five minutes later with her practice phrases
Huh? What is this about?
Corporate Coffee Futures duolingo kidnapped my family
haahhaahahah
@@WeatherMondacicci Duolingo is a real language learning app and it's pretty strict with when you do your lessons.
@@TheGovernorsJester Being framed? I wish you good luck 🙏
it never fails to make me laugh the way Kristen practices saying "very cool, bud"
With TWO different emphases!
@@KingoftheJuice18 😂
Aidy's facial expressions, esp at the end were perfect
I want a Duolingo for small talk with adults.
Kristen Stewart in this sketch is so me every time I try executing the painfully hard and complicated skill called small talk.
The first time Kristen practices, "I like your backpack," is killing me. She's hilarious.
Jen Hughes very COOL bud
“CHICKEN-FINGERS. Chicken fingers.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Nice back... pack? Lol Very cool buuud, very cooool bud
Lies again? Italian Spanish Duo Languages
You can’t call a girl pretty anymore? … why not?😅
"Also available in: your dad."
...I didn't come here to be attacked like that
@Cassandra J lol but I know I need that lol
Pro tip: Just talk about the weather.
" Hey sooo uhh-"
"Right yeah. Yep."
"Cool, always thought the sports did that. Like all of sports the entire thing."
Oi, don't forget about, "Your mum"
I'm surprised it didn't say "your Trump-supporting dad".
Kristen with bangs😭😭❤❤❤❤
I genuinely need this product.
Please actually make “Duolingo for talking to your dad”
Seriously, literally everything I say starts an fight
Luka Majstorović is that supposed to be funny ‘cause I’m missing the joke
@@Xanderxindershin his last name suggest he's eastern European. Chances are he's trolling because his father's drunk on Vodka and beating his mother so no parental guidance
@Luka Majstorović I think this is funny. I am white and my daughter is mixed, so you know why :D
Xander just stating the god honest truth.
as someone who's slowly becoming the only one without a child among my friends, I seriously need this. kids suck at conversations.. or I do.
Adopt a foreigner
No, it's them. At least if you're able to hold a conversation with adults.
I was thing the exact same thing
xonestudio I have worked with children for years and I can tell you it's them it's not you.
Kids don't have language skills, yet, and that includes conversational skills. Even older children.
I know it's a sketch, but I need this...
As a child with social anxiety, I love this 😂
This was clever. My favorite: "kid falls on the sidewalk in front of you"
Actually is awkward. To help the kid or not. Can't lift them completely off the ground, "oh no, you're stealing them" and can't not just watch, "oh, you're a monster! help that baby!" . Middle ground? Verbally react, to announce yourself to parent/guardian, then prop kid up to sitting or standing position.
Same.
@@coribug42 I think those rules only apply to men. A woman could help the kid with no suspicions arising.
Clyde Cash no that’s weird i’m not touching your child
I need this one lmao
How about "Duolingo for talking at funerals?" I'm the one who says awkward things like "how've you been?" to the decedent's spouse or "it's so good to see you." The worst is "we should do this again."
Lynnie “She looks so peaceful.”
Try a sorrowful, silent nod.
"We should do this again"
Oh noooo hahahaha
@@kaiatheodore Yeah, definitely felt the red hot shame immediately flushing my cheeks with that one! I also have a terrible habit of stepping on people's feet when I go in for hug. I don't know how! I literally have tiny size 6 feet, but I might as well be wearing clown shoes!
Hmm. Sounds familiar. OH POOP. HE’S HERE. Hans, get ze Luger. Shit, Hans is dead.
Kristen Stewart is low-key one of my favorite hosts. This, Totino’s, Family Feud - she always kills it
I teach kids from 3 years up, "kids with big pink dress" killed me. 🤣
I kinda need a version of this app that teaches how to talk to humans... not just kids...
Han Gao God same🤣
Me too 😢
YOU ARE TALKING ON CZcams JUST FINE, BRO
You might look into therapy, and then group therapy.
I’d still be too awkward to actually test it out on people! 😆
"Yea, you go to school...that sucks."
Sounds like she knows how to talk to kids just fine.
*s'joke*
yeah
Just not with the mom there. :D
Talking to kids doesn't mean reinforcing their prejudices and immaturity.
@@KingoftheJuice18 True, that's why it was a joke 🌟
@@samirae5307 Good. It's so hard to tell on SM.
This is so true! Talking to kids when I was a kid was weird enough, but as an adult, it really is like trying to learn a new language.
I now know that adults who talked about how much I had grown were just trying to survive interacting w a child
“Build your stamina for long meandering pointless stories.” LOL! I’m sold! 🤣😂😆
Applies to old ppl too.
Sounds like dating
I have a 5 year old daughter. I need the app for that feature.
imMazn And, my Sister who’s a girly-girl chic... We don’t relate, sometimes. I get bored. Thankfully, I make my own theme music.
HEY KID'S STORIES ARENT PONITLESS WHO DOESNT WANT TO LEARN ROCKET SCINECE IN 10 SIMPLE STEPS MOST KIDS ARE VERY INTELLIAGENT LISEN TO WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY AND THEY WILL LISEN TO U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S sorry for the misspellings and the long rant
“Do you wear your, uh, clothes to school?”
*dense music*
That was the best part.
🤣
gotta say, this sketch helped get over my anxiety when I got a job working at an elementary school.
I need one for talking to people who have young children. I'm still not sure how to carry on a conversation about how you never sleep and what your child's poo consistency is!
LOL!!! Or what their kid's "Food Allergy of the Week" is. Or what "syndrome" they've been just diagnosed with. How their kid's school isn't providing them with enough specialized services. Or how to react appropriately when they go off for 20 minutes about how advanced their kid is without my resorting to punching them in the head. (And, punching the parent, too. LOL!)
“You’re an engineer one day” 😭
her trying hard, because hearing your pretty is cliche, and hearing you are smart, or some actual real complement is better. But, in this case she's trying to avoid the stereotype so it's awk. yay women in STEM.
it's because you're not supposed to perpetuate any gender stereotypes such as calling a little girls pretty, even if they're dressed as a princess. It's kind of ridiculous that, just because there are a few outliers among young children's interests, treating them a certain way is supposedly 'malignant', and you have to reverse the status quo and, pretty much, human nature.
jacksonfan4life123 that girl who was talked to is my friend the kid in that scene
Feminism...... quite annoying when it’s pushed everywhere
“child falls on sidewalk in front of you”
im dead 😅😅😅
Totally happened in the mall in front my mom and me this past Saturday (oh shit, just realized it was the very same day this aired)!
My mom said she was proud of how I handled it LOLOL. 😂🤣😅
muh worst fear!
🌸Shopkins Pesky🌸
www.twitch.tv/yay_inky
Come through
That was my favorite line, too!
no they are
Such talent! What an underrated actor.
Love it. Perfect acting. It is almost believable. I like the commercial about older people and their version of "Alexa". That would be a great idea lol!
My 5 year old godson: “Hi!!!”
Me: “So you like, want a beer or something..?”
Hi just wanted to say you’re gorgeous
Zisira lol thanks
😂😂😂😂
But, that's like normal, right?
@SidewalkLeader
LOL
*talking to a 2-year-old* “So what grade are you in?”
*8th*
lol
"Got a girlfriend yet? Boyfriend?"
Telling the father of a short 16-year old, "your son is 9, right?"
Stamina..The long stories.. I need that one!!!
in retrospect Kristen Stewart is a true legend of SNL
I’ve actually said “you go to school? Man that sucks..” to a six year old so I think this could work for me.
Well, s/he would have discovered that soon
Stefano Gonzato exactly, see you get it. I was just preparing them.
hmm, very accurate. The only part they forgot were the owls constant threats on your life.
Duo please don't get rid of my family
@@MegaKaiDude
I won't if you take your fucking lessons and stop watching SNL.
@@AaronSaysSKOL lmfao!
@@lonewalkerproductions
Do not laugh at me human! When you take Duolingo, though, you'll be able to laugh in over 10 languages.
@@AaronSaysSKOL haha. Rsrs. kkkk. Jajaja. MDR. www. 555. Xaxa. 哈哈. xà xà.
I've been substitute teaching for about a year now. This would be very helpful when I work at elementary schools. Things I've learned NOT to say when supervising the playground:
"Dude, seriously?"
"Walk it off."
"What do you want me to do about it?"
"I didn't say he wasn't a jackass, I said you can't hit him."
This short lives rent free in my head
The age part is so necessary! Let’s not even get into the months thing.
*"YOU MISSED YOUR TALKING TO CHILD LESSON."*
*"YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW!*
FRONT DOOR OPEN PROCEED WITH CAUTION!
Please I haven't seen my family in years I want to go home. Lol
@@braelyn4233 BEG FOR IT... IN WAYS WE TALK TO CHILDREN!
@@at-rexontheinternet1388 😂😂
No lie I would need this 😂
As a kid in this modern day and age I can say this is *painfully accurate.*
"because your friends are starting to have them"
Yeah....that's the ticket...
I caught that too, ain't it the truth. lol
or you’re starting to make freinds who have them 😳
Kid falls on sidewalk
Me: OOOOOF. keeps walking
Same thing happened the other day. Was I supposed to try to console some strange toddler like a weirdo or just keep walking like a heartless douche?
So conflicted .
Child down! Somebody’s child just fell down!
I say drop a road flare and keep walking.
🚶🏻♀️ 🧨👶
honestly a lot of times, if a small child takes a little fall and the people around them overreact and seem panicked toward the child, the kid’s gonna start crying and shit. if you just give them a little “oo, u alright bud?” they’re probably gonna just walk it off if they didnt hit their head
This is just so funny 🤣 I can watch this again and again 😂
i just found my favorite snl skit of all time omg
"Also available in: your dad."
...we're gonna need the full version
This one hit me hard. When I look at a kid, I have no idea how old they are. Like, how big is a 9 year old? I'll never know.
Literally the only reason I know how big an eight year old is is because my nephew is eight 😂
@Melinda Guy ???
just ask them idiot
Surprisingly, yes, as a human, I, too, was a child once. However, as sometimes happens as an adult, I have since lost my frame of reference for some things. And yes, I DO ask children how old they are when is appropriate, however, I often cannot tell on sight alone how old a child is.
bigger than a breadbox.
1:14 Pause there and look at the "challenging" task of identifying a 12-year old. LOLOL.
I can watch this million times, it’s so funny.
kristen looks so pretty with her hair like that 😊
I was thinking that too !!
Hey, you’re not supposed to say that to girls now.
Ikrr
I like her backpack with her hair like that!
@@IanR1205 wtf do u mean they were just complimenting her
My six year old heard “high five, too slow” and ran over with all seriousness to give me a high five 🤣🤣🤣
My 6 year old child and I do high five too slow competitions. First to 10.
lol
“Long meandering pointless stories” EXACTLY 🤣
This is just as funny every time I rewatch this 😂😂
As a preschool teacher, people really need this. And its sooo accurate lool!
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
I don't know how to act around kids...
Omg im a fellow preschool teacher and I was laughing so hard at this 😭
I can't even talk to my friends correctly, nevermind the kids
I felt that
Oryx The Taken King I was just thinking of this 😂
Hey no we killed you
You have friends? I can't even talk to anyone correctly, nevermind friends.
You meant like cats & dogs. Caged animals.
"you're an engineer one day"
This concept is genius!
Also available in "Talking to your Dad" MADE FOR ME
Weather. Always just bring up the weather.
Can't believe they made this sketch and didn't even include me.
Did you see the game?
*in my best Shallon voice*. Oh, you know my dad?!!
“Hey dad, can I sign up for a sports page called Only Fans?”
If you’re off for over a week, the owl will murder the next child you speak to
kinda like Momo, but cute
That's right. So get back to your fucking lessons.
Duolingo Bird Goddamn.
@@isabelracine1066
You too Isabel! You missed your Portugese lesson yesterday! You're already on my list!
Duolingo Bird Desculpe!!!
Child in the hot tub at vacation resort😂 STOP DOING THIS!!!!
ahahah we need another one of these for your dad too. this was hilarious
The Midwestern approach to a toddler falling down on the sidewalk is “Ope! Big fall!” so they don’t cry 😂
Oofdah midwesterners
Was?^
2019: haha nice sketch
2077: shut up and take my money
Cyberpunk?
FBI agent ???
I want that app even in 2019.
I see you're a man of culture aswell
there will be no more kids in 2077
I just give them a look of fear and disgust, and they leave me alone.
one of those rare brilliant skits lol
this is funny and all but like when’s the app coming out
The first time Kristen practices, "I like your backpack," is killing me. She's hilarious.
"you're not pretty.... you're an engineer one day" OMG
Aidy nodding along with the kid never fails to make me laugh.
When my cousin's all have kids and we visit my aunt's and Uncle's place on this holiday, this is relatable.