BEDBUGS IN PARIS

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  • čas přidán 9. 10. 2023
  • FRANCE SLANDER!! learn the TRUTH about the MASSIVE, OBISMAL paris bedbug problem - and how YOU could house these critters in YOUR bed, SOON (rent free) because of some tall skinny people wearing silly clothes...
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    #paris #tourism #meme #france

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  • @fiorettiduseigneurcapybara2492
    @fiorettiduseigneurcapybara2492 Před 7 měsíci +4306

    As a French , I refuse to think that people think Paris is a great place

    • @thndr_5468
      @thndr_5468 Před 7 měsíci +193

      I always thought calling yourself a French was weird

    • @Thadeus1456
      @Thadeus1456 Před 7 měsíci

      ???@@thndr_5468

    • @drewbakka5265
      @drewbakka5265 Před 7 měsíci +228

      I dont. Paris must be to you whar we americans think of nyc: a horrible slum nightmare that only the naivie young would want to go

    • @Dahu_7
      @Dahu_7 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@thndr_5468 ?

    • @jpsaglimbeni
      @jpsaglimbeni Před 7 měsíci +47

      I prefer Lyon. World class city

  • @reazwanahmed7151
    @reazwanahmed7151 Před 7 měsíci +2188

    As a bedbug i can confirm we love Parisians.

    • @sunnex474
      @sunnex474 Před 7 měsíci +15

      Well, there’s a first for everything I guess

    • @rigomcfuzzyhead6126
      @rigomcfuzzyhead6126 Před 7 měsíci +44

      Hey I remember you! Give me back my blood you bastard!

    • @dioniscaraus6124
      @dioniscaraus6124 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@rigomcfuzzyhead6126our*

    • @phantomgiron7692
      @phantomgiron7692 Před 7 měsíci

      and we adore Mexicans, their blood is very sweet

    • @Luqman2112
      @Luqman2112 Před 7 měsíci +2

      French mf gonna start eating bedbugs

  • @lordcanard4428
    @lordcanard4428 Před 7 měsíci +2340

    As a french i refuse to acknowledge the existance of such a mystical city named Paris, we are actually an anarchic state without a capital

    • @AnonPanzer
      @AnonPanzer Před 7 měsíci +36

      I can Bet for sure that "Paris" existed only in the Past, like on the Viking Era when France was called "Frankia".

    • @manuxx3543
      @manuxx3543 Před 7 měsíci +2

      I wish

    • @lordcanard4428
      @lordcanard4428 Před 7 měsíci

      @@AnonPanzer *puts tinfoil hat on* i'm pretty sure "Paris" is a british concept, an invention made to slander us

    • @darrendin2050
      @darrendin2050 Před 7 měsíci +9

      As a Frenchman*

    • @nawabifaissal9625
      @nawabifaissal9625 Před 7 měsíci +8

      Also we have a king and his name is Macron the First, may he bring more debt and stupidity for France, long live the Monarchy!

  • @mantidream8179
    @mantidream8179 Před 7 měsíci +225

    Those bedbugs are definitely French. If you look closely you can see the tiny berets and baguettes

    • @usern90210
      @usern90210 Před 7 měsíci +4

      😂

    • @plumebrise4801
      @plumebrise4801 Před 7 měsíci +1

      It is recalled that bed bugs had been eradicated in France before the youtres decided to import all the Third World. But there is no connection of course.
      The persistence of bed bugs, and therefore their spread, is the consequence of a lack of maintenance. And so it's in strangers that there are the big nests.
      A white man finds one, treats, finito. The black lives with it. Take the train, go to the movies, go to a friend's house. And then it's EVERYWHERE.
      It is undeniable that once bed bugs have been identified at home, a civilized person will naturally do everything possible to eradicate them, something that some populations do not do. On the contrary, they get used to it and that's what's unhygienic
      The 93 is completely Bedbugged, 24 of the 26 communes are reported to be regularly solicited by families for an infestation problem.
      44% OF KINDERGARTENS have also already been affected.
      "They wreaked havoc in the trenches, and in many homes until the Second World War, when dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane (DDT) made it possible, at least temporarily and in rich countries, to almost eliminate them (1950s). Then, since the end of the twentieth century, their populations have been growing again, especially in urban environments, due to the increase in trade and travel with Third World countries in which bed bugs have never been eradicated."

  • @Palestinewillbefree0006
    @Palestinewillbefree0006 Před 7 měsíci +522

    As a German living 20 minutes away from France. If there is one perfect place for bed bugs , it’s Paris. That place is NASTYYY

    • @denj4s
      @denj4s Před 7 měsíci +17

      I also live in constant fear

    • @stevemrayz357
      @stevemrayz357 Před 7 měsíci +27

      No offense intended, but please donate some pesticides to your neighbours. They are badly in need

    • @marioandwes
      @marioandwes Před 7 měsíci +13

      bro i’m so worried about this in germany 💀

    • @ni9274
      @ni9274 Před 7 měsíci

      Classic jealous German, Paris is cleaner than Berlin and we get bed bugs cause of the tourist

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 Před 7 měsíci +7

      Quarantine France

  • @justaslime7525
    @justaslime7525 Před 7 měsíci +861

    As a French, it is my sworn duty to discourage people from wanting to go to Paris

    • @alifhaiqalazmi729
      @alifhaiqalazmi729 Před 7 měsíci +9

      Is there any other places that people can visit in France other than Paris?

    • @evilofparadise
      @evilofparadise Před 7 měsíci

      @@alifhaiqalazmi729corsica

    • @ene7939
      @ene7939 Před 7 měsíci

      lyon, bordeaux, lilles is cute too, otherwise you can also visit our lil tiny cutie villages that look like they 're out of a firy tail : st ceneri, etc@@alifhaiqalazmi729

    • @Masonrytodger
      @Masonrytodger Před 7 měsíci +32

      @@alifhaiqalazmi729Nice and Lyon, that’s where I went at least and it’s not that bad🤷🏽‍♂️. Then again this is coming from an American

    • @Ironclad404
      @Ironclad404 Před 7 měsíci +10

      Paris is not on my list of places i would want to visit in france. It's a big country and there are many other places that are more french than paris.

  • @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728
    @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728 Před 7 měsíci +541

    As someone who's wife is a bedbug, I'm glad to see her people thriving, even if it's in the "country" of France.

    • @elpatron2517
      @elpatron2517 Před 7 měsíci +18

      Im sorry for your wife. Must be hard staying for Several days in france. How many IQ Points did she loose already?

    • @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728
      @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728 Před 7 měsíci +13

      @@elpatron2517 don't worry. She's from the Basque parts of France, so she's immune to the anomalous effects of Frenchandom.

  • @iamnotagoose
    @iamnotagoose Před 7 měsíci +310

    Glad to see this great city returning to tradition

    • @yaboye3791
      @yaboye3791 Před 7 měsíci +30

      How can they return to the tradition if that tradition never left in the first place?

    • @0ninja213
      @0ninja213 Před 7 měsíci

      fr@@yaboye3791

    • @K0sm
      @K0sm Před 7 měsíci +8

      The british taking their descendants on a romantic holiday in Paris

    • @yaboye3791
      @yaboye3791 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@K0sm 💀 damn dude

  • @sebastianmandrean
    @sebastianmandrean Před 7 měsíci +833

    As a Hungarian born in Sweden with a Russian friend living in Paris, I can confirm this is true.

    • @Bruh-jr2ep
      @Bruh-jr2ep Před 7 měsíci +33

      As a Finnish guy who had a Swiss friend whose country is neighbouring a country of which capital is Paris, I can confirm this is true.

    • @tonijelecevic9238
      @tonijelecevic9238 Před 7 měsíci +3

      As Aborigine i agree

    • @SomeStrangerOnTheInternet
      @SomeStrangerOnTheInternet Před 7 měsíci +14

      Wait who is in Paris again?

    • @JoJo-bv6mm
      @JoJo-bv6mm Před 7 měsíci +3

      Mr, International

    • @fedezzefelbudapestet6493
      @fedezzefelbudapestet6493 Před 7 měsíci +8

      ​@@SomeStrangerOnTheInternetYou know who was in Paris. Don't act like you don't

  • @Summarcheo
    @Summarcheo Před 7 měsíci +295

    Fun fact: there’s a theory floating around that it’s some guy from the equivalent of a french 4chan (forum 18-25) that unleashed these guys. Before the outbreak, he made several posts where he showed that he was growing in his house bed bugs, and a lot of them and that he would soon spread it in France.

  • @attackman4458
    @attackman4458 Před 7 měsíci +81

    My village in the UK got famous for giving the King of England bedbugs for which our medieval church now has a bedbug symbol at the top of the roof.

  • @ludovic6742
    @ludovic6742 Před 7 měsíci +544

    As a French that lives closer form Germany than from Paris, I rather visiting Birmingham than our capital city

    • @ITzSa3d
      @ITzSa3d Před 7 měsíci +32

      bro go to strasbourg or lyon better than paris

    • @darrendin2050
      @darrendin2050 Před 7 měsíci +7

      As a Frenchman*

    • @darrendin2050
      @darrendin2050 Před 7 měsíci

      @@Courant_Alternatif Pourquoi tu dis ça? Il a raison.

    • @ouinon4138
      @ouinon4138 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@darrendin2050comment ça?

    • @darrendin2050
      @darrendin2050 Před 7 měsíci +5

      @@ouinon4138 Car Paris, ça pue là-bas.
      Vous avez vendu une image fausse de cette ville, comme si c'était une utopie. Peut-être, il y 60 ans, ça gardait toujours un peu de son histoire et romance, mais maintenant ? C'est le bordel, mec.

  • @spicyboi2223
    @spicyboi2223 Před 7 měsíci +85

    I remember first hearing about this from that 4chan post claiming that anon single handedly spreaded thousands of bedbugs all around Paris because he hates it so much

    • @feluto7172
      @feluto7172 Před 7 měsíci +18

      Could unironically be real and if it is good job bro

    • @OhitsONnow
      @OhitsONnow Před 7 měsíci +6

      Not really a good job, considering it could be the entire world's problem pretty soon
      OK hate Paris but leave us out of it man

  • @Trolligi
    @Trolligi Před 7 měsíci +183

    As a Parisian I can confirm I can’t confirm this

  • @OmegaCorsair
    @OmegaCorsair Před 7 měsíci +104

    As a Greek living in an Apartment in Germany, I can confirm this is true.

  • @AbokaseeRed
    @AbokaseeRed Před 7 měsíci +192

    Geopold getting 2 British Passports for mogging Pierre so hard.

    • @Space.Oddity666
      @Space.Oddity666 Před 7 měsíci +8

      😂😂😂

    • @eges72
      @eges72 Před 5 měsíci +2

      He is the most English person possible💀💀💀 wdym

  • @alextaylor3850
    @alextaylor3850 Před 7 měsíci +82

    The reason it’s not a cause for concern in the UK is most incoming flights (at least into London) probably have fewer bed bugs than the average London flat share or hotel already has. In short: we are also infested.

    • @imadtorch8770
      @imadtorch8770 Před 7 měsíci +3

      they have bedbugs in london just go there

  • @Burnt.Ice.Cream.
    @Burnt.Ice.Cream. Před 7 měsíci +377

    As an Algerian girl, thank you for defending us and North Africa in general 🙏 you're a real one 🥹

  • @kazoowhale6727
    @kazoowhale6727 Před 7 měsíci +213

    Mark Rober made a great video about bed bugs. Although bed bugs can develop pesticide resistances, something they haven't developed a resistance to yet is heat. Bed bugs will die when exposed to temperatures over 50-60 degrees Celsius, (approximately 110 to 130 Fahrenheit), so using steam as a method of exterminating them is an effective way of killing them, not to mention far cheaper than some of the methods used by exterminators.

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 Před 7 měsíci +15

      If it’s that easy, why haven’t Parisians done anything to correct this clear safety hazard? (Genuine question)

    • @kazoowhale6727
      @kazoowhale6727 Před 7 měsíci +21

      @@rynemcgriffin1752 I'm not really too sure to be honest. Whether it's just lack of awareness or stupidity, I'm not entirely certain. I'm not an exterminator, or any kind of expert in the subject, so there could be something I'm missing.

    • @Ayattar55
      @Ayattar55 Před 7 měsíci +32

      I brought bedbugs home once, probably from paintball venue dressing room, and the easiest to deal with them is actually cryo treatment. You don't need to do anything, just leave your apartment and let the crew do the job. Here, in Poland you can hire people who will cryo-spray (aka spray extremely cold air into every nook and cranny) your apartment for 150 euro. You won't need more than 2 runs, most often just 1.Both adult bedbugs and eggs die instantly when exposed to -80*C CO2

    • @quoccuongtran724
      @quoccuongtran724 Před 7 měsíci +5

      @@rynemcgriffin1752 hot steam may leave behind water droplets, which means it is discouraged to spray steam at power outlets
      plus, i cant imagine how would i spray hot steam around the house
      maybe a really high wattage hair dryer could work ?
      p.s. ok so i searched, most hair dryers can reach to 60 Celcius (~140 Fahrenheit), some can reach 120 Celcius (~200 Fahrenheit)

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@quoccuongtran724 I figured as much, it’s still fucking nasty to just leave literal parasites everywhere

  • @gobbotits1686
    @gobbotits1686 Před 7 měsíci +615

    I heard that the entire pandemic was caused by one guy who had been breeding bed bugs in Paris for years. They even made them immune to pesticides by giving them small doses, and then let them loose onto public transport.
    Supposedly he even has a blog where he talks about it.
    I don't know if any of this is true, but if it is, then it's absolutely hilarious

    • @venomushero8918
      @venomushero8918 Před 7 měsíci +94

      That would be funny asf

    • @ht14
      @ht14 Před 7 měsíci +310

      Literal Supervillian

    • @manuxx3543
      @manuxx3543 Před 7 měsíci +180

      Saw a 4chan post about it
      But seeing the Paris rats, and average condition of buildings, that would have happened anyway

    • @residentize
      @residentize Před 7 měsíci +90

      Yeah very funny, i pray you never have to expierence those bugs. These things are VERY hard to find and to kill, and it will cost a hefty sum in the end.

    • @fhsh531
      @fhsh531 Před 7 měsíci +79

      ​@@residentizenah it was easy.i burned my entire house.
      Works 10/10 recommend.

  • @pachycephalosaure323
    @pachycephalosaure323 Před 7 měsíci +28

    As a French, I confirm that the bedbugs will now compete in the 2024 olympics

  • @alix0788
    @alix0788 Před 7 měsíci +26

    As a Morrocan, i confirme I've never seen someone complaining abt bed bugs in Morocco

    • @Remake5182
      @Remake5182 Před 7 měsíci

      They don't speak english in Morocco, so maybe that's why.

    • @alix0788
      @alix0788 Před 7 měsíci

      @@Remake5182 OK remarke 5182

    • @saadgoumri3200
      @saadgoumri3200 Před 7 měsíci +5

      ​@@Remake5182eh they started learning english in public schools in morocco, and still if they didnt know english they would probably complain in arabic/french

  • @doktorkapok8633
    @doktorkapok8633 Před 7 měsíci +99

    Most tragic thing is that they've been everywhere in Marseille for like 6 years and no one (except Mathilde Panot and the marseillais themselves of course) gave a single Shit in Paris and abroad
    Btw your description of the average pierre is so spot on that I got hurt inside to admit it 90% represents me (I don't smoke)

    • @1Tenor1
      @1Tenor1 Před 7 měsíci +11

      You don’t shower?

    • @jonathanjoestar9317
      @jonathanjoestar9317 Před 7 měsíci +6

      Marseille is pretty much North Africa at this point you can barely find Frenchmen there most of the citizens are immigrants so it makes sense that the government doesn't care

  • @lavender_verandah
    @lavender_verandah Před 7 měsíci +33

    I unironically felt itchy all over my body while I was watching this video, even though I am literally in Australia where every single insect is more obnoxious than bedbugs

    • @94marci
      @94marci Před 5 měsíci +1

      Yesh we got Ants down here.. got bitten by a couple of Bull Ants the other day. Big oof

    • @Buhry
      @Buhry Před 5 měsíci

      Can't you just have a few pet huntsmen around the house to deal with it, thought that's how you guys deal with it

  • @kiwithegreat7721
    @kiwithegreat7721 Před 7 měsíci +260

    As a French, being called "no toothpaste owning" by a dirty Brummy is comical 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

    • @user-dd9pu7xj1r
      @user-dd9pu7xj1r Před 7 měsíci +36

      Shush, as a clean german

    • @MintRobin
      @MintRobin Před 7 měsíci +58

      France scores lower (10th) on the global dental hygiene ranking. UK is 4th. Easy enough to google (DMFT) if you don't believe me. America = 9th, just behind Mexico.

    • @darrendin2050
      @darrendin2050 Před 7 měsíci

      As a Frenchman*

    • @St0rrrm
      @St0rrrm Před 7 měsíci

      search the article in google : "UK not even in top 10 European countries for dental hygiene, new study finds "

    • @zaynsadiq5536
      @zaynsadiq5536 Před 7 měsíci

      You guys will eat anything you find in your back gardens; pipe down chump.

  • @barbarosbozkurt758
    @barbarosbozkurt758 Před 7 měsíci +21

    New York has rats, Paris has bed bugs but Istanbul has cats BABYYYYY

    • @Buhry
      @Buhry Před 5 měsíci

      Istanbul way clear then

    • @barbarosbozkurt758
      @barbarosbozkurt758 Před 5 měsíci

      clear as in?@@Buhry

    • @Buhry
      @Buhry Před 5 měsíci

      @@barbarosbozkurt758 it was intended in the slang use of the word which I guess means ahead, ''clear of the pack'' something like that. That they win basically. Cats are nice while the other 2 are vermin

    • @tohidulislamnahid1818
      @tohidulislamnahid1818 Před 2 měsíci

      cats baby is much better

  • @gungalgeno-7077
    @gungalgeno-7077 Před 7 měsíci +41

    Never had bedbugs in my American life (thank god), but hearing about a whole PANDEMIC, or epidemic of them sounds like pure torture. Rlly gross how hotels don’t even clean their beds because “muh money loss”

    • @nanglo2127
      @nanglo2127 Před 7 měsíci +9

      Bruh, don't use a CZcams channel that is 90% wojak memes as concrete sources.
      Some Hotels owners can be cheapskates, but bedbugs mean serious trouble and legal pursuits if they don't handle the problem face up. Even in France.

    • @_blank-_
      @_blank-_ Před 7 měsíci +3

      ​@@nanglo2127 Nah, they don't. No one took it seriously, that's why we ended up with this situation.

  • @unironicnamehere3180
    @unironicnamehere3180 Před 7 měsíci +170

    such a beautiful city ♥️😍🇫🇷🇫🇷🐜🦗🦗🦗🐀🐀🐀🚬🚬🚬

    • @Rorywizz
      @Rorywizz Před 7 měsíci +6

      frfr

    • @thadsul
      @thadsul Před 7 měsíci +8

      You forgot the 🐀🐀🐀

    • @unironicnamehere3180
      @unironicnamehere3180 Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@thadsul my bad and also the 🚬🚬🚬

    • @J0riS
      @J0riS Před 7 měsíci +13

      Too bad there isn't an emoji to represent the piss odors on every street corner 😋

    • @St0rrrm
      @St0rrrm Před 7 měsíci

      you can't have a city run by socialists for decades and it not become a cesspool

  • @marialuzsantelesforo3803
    @marialuzsantelesforo3803 Před 7 měsíci +20

    As a Spaniard, I can properly that we are not ready for a second Frenchie invasion

  • @ZrodyApo
    @ZrodyApo Před 7 měsíci +22

    Paris rats when hearing about bedbugs "finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary !"

  • @Marius-er5dr
    @Marius-er5dr Před 7 měsíci +30

    France is just a meme at this point

  • @alessiobarberi7423
    @alessiobarberi7423 Před 7 měsíci +173

    I am italian, and my french teacher once said that one of the times he was in Paris, the hotel where he was staying complained that he was using too much water because he was washing him self every day.
    I mean, that's why they invented perfumes in the first place, french people just don't like to take showers i guess

    • @TRMrStone
      @TRMrStone Před 7 měsíci +18

      💀

    • @shadowcelica5554
      @shadowcelica5554 Před 7 měsíci +21

      when i immigrated to France i was shocked to see that they dont use bidet

    • @s1olereal
      @s1olereal Před 7 měsíci

      @@shadowcelica5554 bro who has a bidet in their houses what the fuck

    • @tonijelecevic9238
      @tonijelecevic9238 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Mon dieu

    • @SomeOne-uh8ox
      @SomeOne-uh8ox Před 7 měsíci +19

      @@shadowcelica5554fun fact before world war 2 many households did have bidets (I had when I was little and we had it at my school) but due to American compagnies pushing the fact that bidets were nasty and unhealthy so it declined in the end

  • @littlegreenman2014
    @littlegreenman2014 Před 7 měsíci +13

    Russia is fighting Ukraine
    Armenia is fighting Azerbaijan
    Palestine is fighting Israel
    France is fighting bedbugs
    I am very much concerned this may become France's last war

    • @No-Lifer447
      @No-Lifer447 Před 27 dny

      Well, azerbaijan is the first who started the war with us.

  • @Bestaquiio
    @Bestaquiio Před 7 měsíci +126

    bed bugs can make their way into any home, regardless of how clean or dirty it is. Bed bugs are not attracted to dirt, decay, or decomposing materials. They are only attracted to blood, and will search it out, regardless of the cleanliness

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 Před 7 měsíci +22

    After a fine meal of cigarettes and snail, you can enjoy wine with a party of bedbugs

  • @krypticunlimited6925
    @krypticunlimited6925 Před 7 měsíci +510

    As a muslim, thank you for your section condemning the ridiculous claims coming from certain people in power. Everything you said was fact, which is something more people need to take into account when talking about these issues

    • @sigmamale4147
      @sigmamale4147 Před 7 měsíci +45

      Ew muslim

    • @Cussmem07
      @Cussmem07 Před 7 měsíci +148

      ​@@sigmamale4147Stop the hate brother

    • @ahmadsasongko2521
      @ahmadsasongko2521 Před 7 měsíci +134

      ​@@sigmamale4147yor pfp is a sigma male but you dont act like one

    • @scapji1985
      @scapji1985 Před 7 měsíci +75

      As a french, Pascal Praud is widely considered a political piece of trash. The guy would stop nowhere to spread his vicious islamophobic ideas, and being associated with him is looked down upon in France: even for the radical right wing parties. But since he's controversial, radio shows make money whenever he goes on air.

    • @MemedReza
      @MemedReza Před 7 měsíci

      "Sigma"
      lmfao@@sigmamale4147

  • @jaedenb3795
    @jaedenb3795 Před 7 měsíci +20

    As a person, I swear to god if i hear another person saying that Paris is the best tourist destination ever, They better be praying for what they've said

  • @miminepho
    @miminepho Před 7 měsíci +53

    As a Parisian, this video is on point

  • @767corp
    @767corp Před 7 měsíci +11

    2023 - Bed Bugs pandemic
    2025 - Plague is back baby

  • @thebronzeguy7037
    @thebronzeguy7037 Před 7 měsíci +75

    As a Greek, I lived with bedbugs for sometime(I was in the army for a year and the place where we would sleep was infested) and have taken them home with me. The only description I can give that would suffice is utter chaos, they are hard to get rid off, expensive to do so and they bring so much anxiety with them .

    • @yaboye3791
      @yaboye3791 Před 7 měsíci +11

      I got bedbugs from my cousins sleeping in my bed instead of the nice pile of old rags i prepared for them on the floor, and managed to kill them off with one can of Bros spray.

    • @thebronzeguy7037
      @thebronzeguy7037 Před 7 měsíci

      Old rags on the floor??Quite the host/hostess xD.Well I had them in my room for about 1 month unnoticed, when I found some on my sheets I turned over the mattress to find some huge mfs, to cut it short, sprays were not effective at the slightest and I had to get an expert.@@yaboye3791

    • @Pbcvl
      @Pbcvl Před 7 měsíci +5

      I'm greek and this is concerning

    • @Milonpepsi
      @Milonpepsi Před 7 měsíci +4

      Same here they just burn the beds with the mattress lel

    • @aduantas
      @aduantas Před 7 měsíci +6

      at least you have some friends

  • @atickahmed8136
    @atickahmed8136 Před 7 měsíci +13

    "Bedbugs in paris"
    Yeah, I feel bad for the bedbugs 😢

    • @BitMan1010
      @BitMan1010 Před 7 měsíci +1

      bedbugs is our word, but you can say insect . bedbugga!

  • @smethreeforty
    @smethreeforty Před 7 měsíci +58

    as a Quebecer i can confirm we try and ignore that we come from france

    • @sxyli
      @sxyli Před 7 měsíci +1

      fuck quebec

    • @mayoo44
      @mayoo44 Před 7 měsíci +7

      Is isn’t it québécois?

    • @france_stoneshore2150
      @france_stoneshore2150 Před 7 měsíci +4

      We borderline forget

    • @LithningWolf
      @LithningWolf Před 7 měsíci

      @@france_stoneshore2150 Except when you speak, like basically every time

    • @St0rrrm
      @St0rrrm Před 7 měsíci

      honestly seeing how you massacre the language you might as well not be

  • @ebenmoore9770
    @ebenmoore9770 Před 7 měsíci +13

    Paris has really reverted into medieval times.

    • @pikminologueraisin2139
      @pikminologueraisin2139 Před 7 měsíci +3

      I wish we got breadbugs and not bedbugs

    • @ebenmoore9770
      @ebenmoore9770 Před 7 měsíci

      @@pikminologueraisin2139 Same man

    • @jurxzy
      @jurxzy Před 7 měsíci

      Reverted??? It never left. Paris has always been this bad. It's Hollywood thay fooled the world but people who have been living in Paris all their life know it.

  • @St3v3NWL
    @St3v3NWL Před 7 měsíci +13

    Having a ritual that emphasis cleaning and actual cleaning are 2 different things my friend.

    • @faridwiser5441
      @faridwiser5441 Před 7 měsíci

      Most kusoims ARE PRACTICING muslims.Its a basic rule byddy.Of course muslims are cleaner.WE CLEAN OUR FACE HANDS EARS NOSE FEET MOUTH ARMS AND HAU
      IR 5 TIMES A DAY!of course the Muslims are cleaner!

    • @calisto789
      @calisto789 Před 4 měsíci

      Not a ritual, 5 times a day required and more for your home.

  • @kobray3455
    @kobray3455 Před 7 měsíci +16

    as a rat , i can confirm that paris is the cleanest capital in the world for us .

  • @basicminnesotan8211
    @basicminnesotan8211 Před 7 měsíci +9

    Not all Muslims practice Islam to a T like that bro. Keep your pants on.

    • @prateekmahapatra1789
      @prateekmahapatra1789 Před 6 měsíci +1

      nah he's down on his knees munching

    • @calisto789
      @calisto789 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Keeping clean is the most common practice that is a part of daily prayer

  • @tritonwe8937
    @tritonwe8937 Před 7 měsíci +8

    As a Romanian, I've never seen a bedbug before and I am glad I never did

  • @simonlegosson7082
    @simonlegosson7082 Před 7 měsíci +12

    Got my bedbugs in Paris and they going gorillas🔥

  • @mindflower89
    @mindflower89 Před 7 měsíci +11

    Once upon a time I faced these horrific creatures in commune room in north far east of Russia. It was like a living nightmare. Now I understand meaning of the term "Paris commune"

  • @chillemdafoe1738
    @chillemdafoe1738 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Wow mao in the hospital bed made me spit out my drink 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ahmetkeremaksulu5022
    @ahmetkeremaksulu5022 Před 7 měsíci +14

    As a muslim I can guarantee you a muslim is not neccessarily cleaner. You wouldn't believe under what conditions that cleaning 5 times a day is done in some areas. Communal prayers turn into nightmares just because of the smell.

    • @plumebrise4801
      @plumebrise4801 Před 7 měsíci

      It is recalled that bed bugs had been eradicated in France before the youtres decided to import all the Third World. But there is no connection of course.
      The persistence of bed bugs, and therefore their spread, is the consequence of a lack of maintenance. And so it's in strangers that there are the big nests.
      A white man finds one, treats, finito. The black lives with it. Take the train, go to the movies, go to a friend's house. And then it's EVERYWHERE.
      It is undeniable that once bed bugs have been identified at home, a civilized person will naturally do everything possible to eradicate them, something that some populations do not do. On the contrary, they get used to it and that's what's unhygienic
      The 93 is completely Bedbugged, 24 of the 26 communes are reported to be regularly solicited by families for an infestation problem.
      44% OF KINDERGARTENS have also already been affected.
      "They wreaked havoc in the trenches, and in many homes until the Second World War, when dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane (DDT) made it possible, at least temporarily and in rich countries, to almost eliminate them (1950s). Then, since the end of the twentieth century, their populations have been growing again, especially in urban environments, due to the increase in trade and travel with Third World countries in which bed bugs have never been eradicated."

  • @Raevve
    @Raevve Před 7 měsíci +18

    Bro i cant live with these critters 💀

    • @Raevve
      @Raevve Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@canyonsand I LIVE THERE MAN 💀

    • @pikminologueraisin2139
      @pikminologueraisin2139 Před 7 měsíci +2

      the bedbugs or the hobos

    • @Raevve
      @Raevve Před 7 měsíci

      @@pikminologueraisin2139 both

    • @pikminologueraisin2139
      @pikminologueraisin2139 Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@canyonsand french are fine just tell them you're american and they'll just go away

  • @somethingudontknowabout4075
    @somethingudontknowabout4075 Před 7 měsíci +16

    As someone named Pierre, I approve this video.

    • @usern90210
      @usern90210 Před 7 měsíci +2

      As someone named Video, I approve of this Pierre

  • @legiahuy9436
    @legiahuy9436 Před 7 měsíci +5

    As a Vietnamese who sleep on hard wooden bed and floor, i see this as a absolute win

  • @turnipbeybladespinner7836
    @turnipbeybladespinner7836 Před 7 měsíci +5

    1930s - the Great Emu War
    2020s - the Great Bedbug War

  • @courtzfrancis8104
    @courtzfrancis8104 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Pray for me, my girl booked me tickets to paris for my birthday this December 😭

    • @user-gq8rw6hf9v
      @user-gq8rw6hf9v Před 7 měsíci

      It was just a buzz because of some tweet but its not true for everyday life, enjoy in france but be careful with all these illegal immigrant.

  • @liamking16
    @liamking16 Před 6 měsíci +4

    as a European who works with said islamic immigrants daily, some of them take hygiene seriously yes but many of them shower approximately once every other week

  • @user-lt6ve9ns4d
    @user-lt6ve9ns4d Před 7 měsíci +8

    As a Canadian I excommunicate Paris from the French-speaking community

  • @911Maci
    @911Maci Před 7 měsíci +4

    once i had a bedbug problem after my co-worker gave me a ride home he bought a used car and thats how i got them and guess what the car was french

  • @ben.falvey
    @ben.falvey Před 7 měsíci +5

    where were all the bedbugs before beds were invented?????????

    • @1MercuryOxide1
      @1MercuryOxide1 Před 7 měsíci +6

      they were invented by bed companies to sell more beds

  • @yakurash
    @yakurash Před 7 měsíci +5

    as a half turk- half bengali living in texas i can confrim i sent bedbugs to paris

  • @cristianbalan518
    @cristianbalan518 Před 7 měsíci +4

    As a Romanian stealing in Paris, I confess the city is so shitty not even I would to make a living here anymore

  • @mongoose621
    @mongoose621 Před 7 měsíci +10

    As a bed bug, i see this as an absolute win

  • @shyayetgani-ikilama500
    @shyayetgani-ikilama500 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Was forced to cancel a 5 week trip when the news broke about these little shits

  • @riptwan
    @riptwan Před 7 měsíci +6

    Got DESTROYED by bedbugs on my first night there back in like 2007. Face, arms, legs, back. The hotel manager blamed it on some past Brazilian guests,in a very unsubtle manner, boiled my clothes for free and upgraded me to the mysteriously totally refurbished bridal suite for the remainder of my stay

  • @user-ik3xr3eh3m
    @user-ik3xr3eh3m Před 7 měsíci +9

    Cant have bedbugs if you dont have a bed (economic inflation has caused me to lose my home)

    • @Khar-oche
      @Khar-oche Před 7 měsíci

      You're homeless live outside but somehow have a phone, a way to charge it and connection to internet?

  • @brandoncarroll3173
    @brandoncarroll3173 Před 6 měsíci +4

    As someone who is a pest control technician, bed bugs dont care about filth or how dirty you are. they also dont hitch rides with people to spread, its just really really hard to get rid of them. ive seem them in houses where 1 single old person lives and their house is super clean but they are infested in every bed. all i can say is if you catch them early, the chances of you getting rid of them are a lot higher, just check your bed once a month and youll be good.

  • @24framedavinci13
    @24framedavinci13 Před 7 měsíci +9

    As an African i want to warn my fellow continent mates to beware visiting paris...there be dangerous vectors and vermin 😂

    • @plumebrise4801
      @plumebrise4801 Před 7 měsíci +1

      No it's the reverse ,it's a dream for the africans ,they can't steal ,assault ,stab ,rape ,murder for free ,the justice doesn't care and this vermins make it hell for the civilised population .
      It is recalled that bed bugs had been eradicated in France before the youtres decided to import all the Third World. But there is no connection of course.
      The persistence of bed bugs, and therefore their spread, is the consequence of a lack of maintenance. And so it's in strangers that there are the big nests.
      A white man finds one, treats, finito. The black lives with it. Take the train, go to the movies, go to a friend's house. And then it's EVERYWHERE.
      It is undeniable that once bed bugs have been identified at home, a civilized person will naturally do everything possible to eradicate them, something that some populations do not do. On the contrary, they get used to it and that's what's unhygienic
      The 93 is completely Bedbugged, 24 of the 26 communes are reported to be regularly solicited by families for an infestation problem.
      44% OF KINDERGARTENS have also already been affected.
      "They wreaked havoc in the trenches, and in many homes until the Second World War, when dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane (DDT) made it possible, at least temporarily and in rich countries, to almost eliminate them (1950s). Then, since the end of the twentieth century, their populations have been growing again, especially in urban environments, due to the increase in trade and travel with Third World countries in which bed bugs have never been eradicated."

  • @johnf.kennedy2935
    @johnf.kennedy2935 Před 7 měsíci +4

    As a Turk I can confirm that I’m… Turkish or something fuck it I don’t know.

  • @aleografics311
    @aleografics311 Před 7 měsíci +5

    A relative recently went to Paris and was riddled with insect bites. 😵

  • @achmahnsch
    @achmahnsch Před 7 měsíci +3

    As someone who visited a lot of Muslim countries, they are not clean. I can’t tell you how much garbage I saw and how smelly the streets were.
    Still better than Paris during the protests tho

  • @t1ll316
    @t1ll316 Před 6 měsíci +3

    As a german, I moved seats on the train when I heard my neighbours speaking french

    • @Sisiboi
      @Sisiboi Před 6 měsíci +2

      Man will sich mit dem Dreck nicht anstecken 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @polandstronk1026
    @polandstronk1026 Před 7 měsíci +10

    TO ANYONE STRUGGLING WITH BED BUGS!
    Mark Rober did a good documentary on them, here on YT. Tells about how they function and how these bugs gained immunity to most pesticides and how to deal with MFrs.

  • @Nikwunu
    @Nikwunu Před 7 měsíci +5

    religious people choose to follow whatever commandments they want to and ignore the rest. they can be a major sinner and still be violently zealous.

  • @mushfiq_ul
    @mushfiq_ul Před 7 měsíci +23

    As a Bangladesh born people who has never got on plane,I can confirm that Paris is the city of love.

  • @tomojr3674
    @tomojr3674 Před 7 měsíci +3

    No bed, no bedbugs.
    Simple, I rate it

  • @piplotfs
    @piplotfs Před 7 měsíci +9

    I am French and this guy's sarcasm is so perfect that even I believe Paris is perfect

  • @ozone2031
    @ozone2031 Před 7 měsíci +8

    Funniest thing is hearing an englishman criticize french teeth cleanliness

    • @BeatsbyCesco
      @BeatsbyCesco Před 7 měsíci

      Yes all the brits I have encountered had broken smiles, I thought this was a cliché but is it true

  • @sutibun-kun
    @sutibun-kun Před 7 měsíci +2

    a french 4 Chan user hated the French so much he bred and released bedbugs

  • @yomamasofatwhenshewalksshe2401
    @yomamasofatwhenshewalksshe2401 Před 7 měsíci +4

    1:11
    Is this even real? What the hell is this?

  • @The__Pioneer
    @The__Pioneer Před 7 měsíci +11

    _FUN FACT!_
    0:18 The bottle in the shaky man's hands is a "VodaVoda" water bottle which comes from a Serbian company, it is also the water bottle i am drinking from right now.

  • @stepaion438eldon8
    @stepaion438eldon8 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Someone in Haiti or Algeria is laughing their ass off at the French right now lol

    • @usern90210
      @usern90210 Před 7 měsíci

      But why, we laughing with you homie...at a distance 😅

  • @yunusersoy7362
    @yunusersoy7362 Před 6 měsíci +2

    As a Turk, I have nothing to say.

  • @IX-fc4po
    @IX-fc4po Před 7 měsíci +4

    I lived two monthes in Vienne with bedbugs. On our shared flat came a new guy and after him we had bedbugs. I was scared and stressed at the beginning, them tried various methods to get rid of them but it was not successful. After a while I got used to them haha. After two monthes living there with them, I finally moved to another place and forgot them forever. But one has to be careful not to take them with to a new flat, what happened to me, but in a new place I washed my room every day, washed my clothes every day, so I got rid of them for sure

  • @arielest6749
    @arielest6749 Před 7 měsíci +4

    btw using silica against bed bugs is always effective

  • @loganpedron
    @loganpedron Před 7 měsíci +4

    Honhonhon
    As a french parisien you got me laughing on this Pierre's rent about hygienic 😂😂😂

  • @a4482921
    @a4482921 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Finally, I can give an answer when someone asks “who was in Paris?”

  • @richardsingh5827
    @richardsingh5827 Před 7 měsíci +4

    As a person who visited Paris in 2008 I can confirm bedbugs are now my friends

  • @user-no4su7je2n
    @user-no4su7je2n Před 7 měsíci +5

    Bro said "Far right" then proceeded talking about people who are barely centre right

  • @woobharb
    @woobharb Před 7 měsíci +4

    “BITE SO HARD EVERYBODY WANNA FINE ME.”
    “FIRST HUMANS GOTTA FIND ME.”

  • @antimatter2417
    @antimatter2417 Před 7 měsíci +55

    Sorry mate but you've got it quite wrong for most of the video, living in a clean place will absolutely not save you from bedbugs. They are extremely sneaky and extremely hard to get rid off, even if you think you've deep cleaned your whole house, they won't give a damn and still suck your blood and lay their eggs while you're sleeping.

    • @stevemrayz357
      @stevemrayz357 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Use hot water/steam

    • @stevemrayz357
      @stevemrayz357 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@LithningWolf My bad. I assumed it would work. Anyway, all the best with your bed bug problem

    • @LithningWolf
      @LithningWolf Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@stevemrayz357 Thank god I don't have some

    • @XmarkedSpot
      @XmarkedSpot Před 7 měsíci +16

      @@LithningWolf Steam does work, obviously and very well at that. Mark Rober did a fairly popular video recently about bed bugs and how to ultimately get rid of them: steam at certain temperatures for a certain duration. Don't snark at people if you have no clue either.

    • @plumebrise4801
      @plumebrise4801 Před 7 měsíci +1

      It is recalled that bed bugs had been eradicated in France before the youtres decided to import all the Third World. But there is no connection of course.
      The persistence of bed bugs, and therefore their spread, is the consequence of a lack of maintenance. And so it's in strangers that there are the big nests.
      A white man finds one, treats, finito. The black lives with it. Take the train, go to the movies, go to a friend's house. And then it's EVERYWHERE.
      It is undeniable that once bed bugs have been identified at home, a civilized person will naturally do everything possible to eradicate them, something that some populations do not do. On the contrary, they get used to it and that's what's unhygienic
      The 93 is completely Bedbugged, 24 of the 26 communes are reported to be regularly solicited by families for an infestation problem.
      44% OF KINDERGARTENS have also already been affected.
      "They wreaked havoc in the trenches, and in many homes until the Second World War, when dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane (DDT) made it possible, at least temporarily and in rich countries, to almost eliminate them (1950s). Then, since the end of the twentieth century, their populations have been growing again, especially in urban environments, due to the increase in trade and travel with Third World countries in which bed bugs have never been eradicated."

  • @liamwright2510
    @liamwright2510 Před 7 měsíci +3

    The French are probably intentionally breeding them as a food source 😂😂

  • @juniorsoares7277
    @juniorsoares7277 Před 7 měsíci +4

    My Brazilian heart has never felt the love of a bedbug.

  • @Justaguytriestoexist
    @Justaguytriestoexist Před 7 měsíci +4

    As a muslim, yes we really sacrifice that tasty bacon for our beliefs and cleanliness. (I smelled bacon one time.)

  • @greenlevel22
    @greenlevel22 Před 7 měsíci +4

    bedbugs ❌
    free food ✅

  • @oneangryblacktemplar7040
    @oneangryblacktemplar7040 Před 7 měsíci +47

    Funfact : bedbugs had completely dissapeared from France in the 50s but were reintroduced somehow (I'll let you guess how), I expected a bit more research from Geopold even if it's a meme channel

    • @bramobin
      @bramobin Před 7 měsíci

      well yeah obviously, france isn''t north korea. unless it's completely eradicated from the entire planet, it's doomed to return at some point

    • @Vysair
      @Vysair Před 7 měsíci

      this is my best news and eye opening channel

    • @feluto7172
      @feluto7172 Před 7 měsíci +36

      NOOOO ITS A CONSPIRACY THEORY WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED BRINGING IN MILLIONS OF PEOPLE FROM THE THIRD WORLD COULD AFFECT PUBLIC HEALTH NOOOO

    • @bramobin
      @bramobin Před 7 měsíci +23

      @@feluto7172 well bedbugs still happen even under good hygiene. And muslims are a clean people so I doubt it's that. Anyways as long as there is international trade and tourism this would happen anyhows. Blaming immigrants is dumb.

    • @Tyrant175
      @Tyrant175 Před 7 měsíci

      The streets of Paris are littered with unwashed brownoid savages living on the streets, but hey, who cares their city is degenarating into a shithole, at least they’re not racist.

  • @viniciusvyller9458
    @viniciusvyller9458 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Paris and a nuclear missile would be a better love story than Twilight

  • @BroBright
    @BroBright Před 7 měsíci +4

    As someone who doesn't live or been in europe i can confirm that this is true

  • @monbeauparfum1452
    @monbeauparfum1452 Před 2 měsíci +2

    As a former french… avoid this city at all costs

  • @MrZombieburger
    @MrZombieburger Před 7 měsíci +7

    As a Parisian : BEHOLD 🔥