@@caderaid441 ah yes because if you hear a funny story on the internet, it never happened. (I’m not saying everything on the internet is real, but do you say this every time you see a story in the internet?)
I like how they realized that the first and second commandments are basically the same thing, so they said screw it and added a Bill of Rights reference.
*Laughs in Catholic commandments where those are one commandment like they were actually supposed to be (covet is split into two things so there’s still ten) Also: *Laughs in 4 years too late
@@xupr1713 Definitely not anywhere close to the way Christianity sees it, though. Traditional Jewish views on the afterlife are a lot more...sensical-seeming than the Christian views, to me, at least.
the original transcrip states rather than "you shal not kill" but instead reads: you shal not murder"... the definition of murder is only unjustified killing... so you can kill someone as long as it's justified!
I know this is a joke video, but Scott constantly staring at the screen feels… unsettling. Also, a technical loophole for anyone who really cares: there’s a difference between love and honor.
It isn't satirical at all. He's actually just straightforward laughing at you because religion is fucking stupid. Sorry guys - you're kidding yourself if you think otherwise, but if you need proof go and watch his video about the Wii Bible game thing. That one is definitely not satirical and I'm afraid Scott doesn't share your bizarre urge to waste your time living by the rules of a giant, invisible, angry, egotistical sky wizard that nobody has ever proved exists.
one of the hardest commandments to follow is " thou shalt not make up commandments to avoid accepting a dare made by someone of a different religion. "
Dude you are really good and creative... but you should get more subs, it's so sad to see a great youtuber with so much passion, getting not enough attention. By the way I love your main outro.
LMAO My Sunday School teacher once searched up Ten Commandments on CZcams and accidently put this on. She was in for quite the surprise.
did your class like it
@@symonsais They were amused lol.
Welcome to the church of scott
I can guarantee this did not happen.
@@caderaid441 ah yes because if you hear a funny story on the internet, it never happened. (I’m not saying everything on the internet is real, but do you say this every time you see a story in the internet?)
Still like how Scott never turns away from the camera, even to talk to Will.
Yea right
0:26
2:37 through 2:41
Right after I read this he looked away from the camera
Honour the Sabbath...
My favourite commandment is “Thou shalt not end an intro to Brawl with a shot of the Halberd flying”
ah yes the 11th
Thats the easiest one to break
This is a reference to what?
@@aboreal Scott's video on Super Smash Bros Brawl
Yeah I can’t believe it didn’t make top ten!
1:23 I love how they censored the “God” in “God damn” so they didn’t break the commandment
Didn’t even realize.
Adultry is easy to avoid when you don't adult, which is why I always act so childish. I think that's how that works.
ded
Good explanation.
what u just said was not childish at all...
The commandment is really, thou shalt not adulterate. Covet they neighbor covered "adultery".
If I can identify as a dog, I can identify my self as a toddler. 😂 (politicly correct.)
Gotta love when number 3 was an amendment
That's my favorite amendment.
@@bobbytonson5890 imo number 21 was pretty epic. Sad to see it not make the list
If I had a nickel for everytime I shelter soliders in ones quarters during a time of peace....
you actually watched this video
*god a
I like how they realized that the first and second commandments are basically the same thing, so they said screw it and added a Bill of Rights reference.
*Laughs in Catholic commandments where those are one commandment like they were actually supposed to be (covet is split into two things so there’s still ten)
Also:
*Laughs in 4 years too late
“Scott: Go to hell Will. Will: Oh I plan to”
Hell doesn't exist, unless your Catholic, or Baptist. Seventh-Day Adventists don't believe in the concept of hell, and neither does Judaism.
Berry Stapp
of course Judaism believes in hell
@@xupr1713 Definitely not anywhere close to the way Christianity sees it, though. Traditional Jewish views on the afterlife are a lot more...sensical-seeming than the Christian views, to me, at least.
Berry Stapp I don’t think anyone actually thinks that this videos take on atheism is at all serious. Except I guess you.
U know me so well scott you dopey galoshe.. 😂
I like how adultery is easier than using the Lord's name is vain.
I accidentally committed adultery twice this morning.
@@TheUnknownsShow Give an example
Starlight Preferably with a 1080p 60 FPS video /s
what's adultery
seriously what does it mean
@@bribblecocake someone cheating on their spouse
"Condiments"
As a Jew, I think this list is okay, but I'm sad that "Thou shalt not handle salmon in suspicious circumstances" is not there.
IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA
Wait that’s the thing Caesar did in JoJo right?
the amount of views in this is criminal
Jo this video was made a year ago. Happy april fools, i think?
It's not a crime, it's a sin
Martín Maldonado we must all go to purgatory
Martín Maldonado
You beat me to it 😠
Can I take my view back?
I’m a Christian and even I found this hilarious.
Same
Same
So is Scott
@@tobyisawesome wait he is?
@@supercamborg4218 Yeah. He said it himself.
Scott dancing to I'm Blue gets me every time
"Go to hell will!"
"I plan on it!"
That is my motto right there
i think that was more of hitlers motto but i doubt he has copyrights on it.
2:56 This is one of the most underrated Scott the Woz moments.
Gotta say Scott, just found your channel yesterday and have been watching a bunch of your videos. I think this is the best one yet.
Finding Scott do be that way
Did.. you just combine Easter with April fools IN THE SAME TOPIC? Brilliant your a woz Scott
Cristian Tavarez check the date today. Yep, Scott predicted the future
OH, so THAT'S why this exists!
Cristian Tavarez W for the Eminem profile picture
2:14
“Awwww Go to hell Will!”
“I plan on it”
I’m gonna send this to my church’s youth group with no context.
That’ll go well.
Did you do it? What happened?
Now I'm curious...
the original transcrip states rather than "you shal not kill" but instead reads: you shal not murder"...
the definition of murder is only unjustified killing...
so you can kill someone as long as it's justified!
Actually, I think the definition of murder is killing outside of war situations.
Ender o-ok...
correct, you can kill, not murder.
Benjamin Anderson Never thought I'd see a Book of Mormon reference outside of an LDS channel
jamezfat : the blue sphere guyko
2:36
Scott has that “What am I doing with my life” look for like 5 seconds
Gotta love the best commandment, “Thou shall not reveal thy secret Santa”
I disagree with #5 being the easiest to break. I can't even get 1 woman, how the hell could I cheat on her?
Get a man and cheat on him... with another man
@@aldogarciarussia gae
@@aldogarciarussia Technically doesn’t brake the commandment though. The Bible doesn’t consider gay marriage to be marriage.
Let's get this boy some more views
Surprised that WatchMojo didn’t cover this topic first, now they can look back at this video for inspiration
Top 10 comandments is my opinion:
10. Relish
9. Mayo
8. Ketchup
7. Honey mustard
6. Tartar sauce
5. Horseradish
4. Duck sauce
3. Wasabi
2. Blue cheese
1. Sauerkraut
.. Oh wait
sauerkraut is your favorite?
I’m a Christian, and I liked it.
Same
I can sniff out Christians from a mile away, the bible is a good but it sure does leave a scent
Nobody asked
@@karl5758 The world doesn't revolve around you, buddy. This is a public comment section.
Yes same here
Underrated video
Hello Johnny boy.
ok
Revisiting years later. Still gold. ❤️
*Scientology Commericals Before Scott Videos Make Me Happy*
"I just watched the 2006 movie Eragon last night and I fear hell twice as hard."
Damn right
I hate how Scott never takes his eyes off the camera
Unless it’s at 2:37
“Go to hell will”
“I plan on it”
You know that there is actually a place called hell in Norway. Only there the word hell is Norwegian for luck
@@dscienceguy6488 in norse myth hel is the goddess of death
The deathgaze eye contact Scott makes with the camera had me laughing to tears 😂
Holy shit I'm so glad I found this video! Scott's humour here is PEAK
I showed this video to my mom (who works at a church) and she questioned if Scott is really a Christian or not
Bro for some strange reason i think he might not be
@@DaRoachDoggJrrnah he is
He just puts a comedic spin on things
@@GalaxyMonke8890 I always see comments from you on almost every Scott the Woz related video
@@spongebobrocks1187 I am a wozzer
god damn this is some advanced humour for 2017 lmao
I love how number one plays “I’m blue da ba de da ba dy”
I fucking love for number 3 how they used an amendment of the constitution. Clever man you are scott
These old off topic videos coming back are great news especially for the break he’s taking
I know this is a joke video, but Scott constantly staring at the screen feels… unsettling.
Also, a technical loophole for anyone who really cares: there’s a difference between love and honor.
Watching this after the release of “borderline forever” feels weird
seek the Lord Jesus Christ
Should have been a top 11. You left out my favorite, "thou shall not commit dislikes on this video."
Deuce Moncura A dislike is a dislike, you can’t say it’s only a half.
THOU SHALL ONLY PLAY DICK VITALE’S “AWESOME BABY!” COLLEGE HOOPS
*only play Madden 08
As a Christian, I can say for a fact that the list was pretty legit.
1:56 "that one is so hard to follow" HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hi, as a Christmas, I find this very offence. Please nerf. Thank.
Conaire Paul Meenan You don't take your religion seriously if you found it funny, just saying.
Well, I'm a offence and I found this very Christmas.
I'm Christmas as well, can't believe people think it's a joke
AntonBro no not necessarily
ForgedWolf
Yes christmas is what im to
remember when scott did shitposts
I'm sure "thou shalt not bring ruin to Eragon in moving picture format" was number 11 on the list
I love how scott usually just talks about Nintendo but also posts this
the 31st commandment: "Thou shall not spare Nintendo for creation of thy Virtual Boy"
Man no honorable mentions
Scott in 2020: What's your favorite plague?
...
out of all the places my scott the woz fandom could have taken me, i wasn't expecting research into hegel's theory of sense-certainty
Literally the title sells it.
Hey Scotty, Jesus man.
*D O N T S A Y T H E L O R D S N A M E I N V A I N*
I don't think he meant it as that he wasn't using it in vain
Dun, dun dun dun dun dun DUN
This is like some shit that would be played in some Bible summer camp thing.
thanks for capitalizing Bible
Still my favorite video
It's that time of year again
I love the suble head knocking sound at 2:21/2:22-ish, lol
I know many of you missed it but jokes like that are underrated!
I got a christian ad on this video
Wow. That’s one of my favorite of the ten condiments.
Thanks man I was having a hard time narrowing them down with so many to chose
After watching most of your other videos, this somehow feels like even more of a fever dream
I just watched Scott’s Cookin Hard video and I thought this said Top Ten Condiments
That 3rd commandment coming back with a vengeance!
“I saw the 2006 movie Eragon last night, I fear Hell twice as hard now.”
And now they’re making a series.
As a Christian, this made me laugh because I know it's satirical.
Me too
Lmao same
Word.
The Shearsquid and you made me cry
It isn't satirical at all. He's actually just straightforward laughing at you because religion is fucking stupid.
Sorry guys - you're kidding yourself if you think otherwise, but if you need proof go and watch his video about the Wii Bible game thing. That one is definitely not satirical and I'm afraid Scott doesn't share your bizarre urge to waste your time living by the rules of a giant, invisible, angry, egotistical sky wizard that nobody has ever proved exists.
Still a criminally underrated video.
one of the hardest commandments to follow is " thou shalt not make up commandments to avoid accepting a dare made by someone of a different religion. "
The writing and acting in this is too good!! Where are their Oscars??
0:56 this hits differently now
I can’t believe that you guys forgot
Thou shalt not watch any Adam Sandler movie.
Nintardo 64 hey!
click was kinda good
but I really wanna watch grown ups
50 First Dates and Big Daddy is when he shifted to doing more drama than comedy. I prefer his 90s stuff.
@@knucklesechidna2124 "Nudie Magazine Day!"
Even happy Gilmore?
Scott and Will are the Naruto and Sasuke of CZcams.
Number 3 actually relevant now 😳
Old Scott scares me.
Honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
My favorite condiment
2:56 BEST PART!!! 🥳🎉
Just realized Chet Shaft's in this video.
The top video in my recommended when I watched this video was the Bible game review
Scott:My master plan as come to action
Rewatching this classic in honor of Easter this year
"Wow, that's one of my favourite of the ten condiments."
Dude you are really good and creative... but you should get more subs, it's so sad to see a great youtuber with so much passion, getting not enough attention. By the way I love your main outro.
Oh how times have changed
Aged like milk
I love how they have the island form season 27 of survivor behind them
i love this
Oh boy, 10 is my favourite commandment
Just figured out there is no blue border here, interesting
It's not a Scott the Woz episode.
I’m an atheist and love this video
I'm an autist and I think this video is pretty good.
Woah, this video was the best birthday gift 2 years ago! Thanks Scott!
very cool!!
But you’re forgetting my favorite, thou shalt not handicap one others life, liberty, or pursuit of happiness.
FUCK yeah I’m a commandment fanboy
that head bonk gave me chills 2:22
"I Smell Atheism from a mile away "
- Every time Pure Flix makes a movie.
wait number three is part of the constitution
JamV shhhhhhh
Acxiion It's the third amendment, part of the Bill of Rights.
Good lord Holmes you've solved the case
The third amendment, yes
Blue
Thou Shalt not Kill? That one should’ve been number one! That one is my FAVORITE. But I always use Colt’s Fire Arms when breaking that commandment.
For some reason "Go to hell Will!" "I plan on it!" made me laugh a lot.