Jeffrey Epstein Joke Makes Couple Walk Out | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • čas přidán 28. 09. 2019
  • What’s up people. Here’s a little story of a couple that couldn’t take a joke. They got furious Bc of an Epstein joke. But here’s the thing. They handled it the right way. They just left. Like they’re supposed to. ENJOY AND INDULGE!
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  • @Jansonsrob
    @Jansonsrob Před 4 lety +24711

    Andrew looks like a villain from the cartoons who ties girls to railroads 😂

  • @louisnguyen6610
    @louisnguyen6610 Před 4 lety +9336

    I love how he always looks like “holy shit I got away with that joke?”

    • @chaimsamuels7553
      @chaimsamuels7553 Před 4 lety +28

      Louis Nguyen one of the best in the biz these days

    • @sed8me69
      @sed8me69 Před 4 lety +58

      It might be remnants of
      "But all the kids were laughing Miss" face . . ?

    • @laalaajonsen
      @laalaajonsen Před 4 lety +51

      Its an act, he knows hell get away with it, its just to play along with the audience to convey "i know that was kinda fucked up right???"

    • @art-tb3um
      @art-tb3um Před 3 lety +13

      @@laalaajonsen no its about making a statement that free speech must not be censored

    • @dirtydan5399
      @dirtydan5399 Před 3 lety +1

      @@art-tb3um so the dude who screams “I’m not political” is actually political?

  • @angelrivera4189
    @angelrivera4189 Před 3 lety +6729

    Can we talk about how they walked out instead of arguing and ruining everyone's night

    • @user-kv7jj4ju9b
      @user-kv7jj4ju9b Před 3 lety +206

      We don't need to

    • @antonylopez5742
      @antonylopez5742 Před 3 lety +220

      Na hecklers are good to have especially around andrew

    • @Hamppariranskis
      @Hamppariranskis Před 3 lety +625

      Very good point. As much as I don't get going to a comedy show if you're sensitive, knowing they make jokes out of literally everything and then walking out, it's still respectable to just leave quietly. But when you're on an island though..

    • @youreokay7888
      @youreokay7888 Před 3 lety +90

      Also they could’ve had PTSD from being sexually abused as a child

    • @deeznutz357
      @deeznutz357 Před 3 lety +130

      They didn't walk out. They're not real, they're just the setup for a joke.

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet Před 3 lety +2255

    Humor is often one of the most effective ways of coping with tragedy. There are just some people who simply can't tolerate even the mentioning of certain things. Glad that couple dealt with it respectfully, and glad you respected them back. Stay genuine! ;D

    • @phoenix-king779
      @phoenix-king779 Před 3 lety +33

      Yeah Fr. Kids don’t get it when I joke I don’t have a dad as a black person because he died when I was young. I’m not finna be sad all the time about it

    • @sokoyaadedolapo5321
      @sokoyaadedolapo5321 Před 3 lety +15

      Have been to a biology class and some girls left the class because of the topic

    • @JadetheGoober
      @JadetheGoober Před 3 lety +15

      Yea someone in that couple was touched as a kid. Protect your brain and be careful what you feed it

    • @ragnarok7976
      @ragnarok7976 Před 3 lety +15

      I wouldn't ever force someone to confront their fears but I feel like those who don't suffer more than they need to.

    • @ahoymate5059
      @ahoymate5059 Před 2 lety +5

      Pensive- yep yep. that’s how Joan Rivers approached comedy.

  • @chelsealover66
    @chelsealover66 Před 4 lety +20683

    He kinda looks like waluigi sometimes when he smiles

  • @FoshoTheOne
    @FoshoTheOne Před 4 lety +9461

    That couple is gonna be so freaked out when they get outside the comedy club and realize they’re on the island...

    • @mobyblitzyt3237
      @mobyblitzyt3237 Před 4 lety +67

      You are everywhere 😂😂😂

    • @zachmetal
      @zachmetal Před 4 lety +9

      Damnnnnn lmao

    • @farism5313
      @farism5313 Před 4 lety +19

      More like staten island

    • @deltaholding3
      @deltaholding3 Před 4 lety +3

      Shutter island

    • @FoshoTheOne
      @FoshoTheOne Před 4 lety +35

      Martijn why do you have to be that one weirdo? What about my joke suggests that it’s in the video? You need help seriously...

  • @malcolmnicoll1165
    @malcolmnicoll1165 Před 3 lety +466

    “As a comedian, if I’m not crossing the line, then I’m not doing my job.”
    -George Carlin

    • @yokiryuchan7655
      @yokiryuchan7655 Před 2 lety +6

      A comedian's job is to make people laugh. If he's not doing that he's not doing his job. Go talk to Michael Richards, he'll tell you how well "crossing the line" worked for him.

    • @dearmadeline
      @dearmadeline Před 2 lety +3

      @@yokiryuchan7655 michael richards went on a drunk rant. he was mentally ill. that wasn't part of his thing. that's completely different. people laughed at his apology and it was so awkward to watch. very few white guys will ever get a true n-word pass

    • @yokiryuchan7655
      @yokiryuchan7655 Před 2 lety +2

      @@dearmadeline My point still stands. Let's see a comedian come on stage with a swastika on his chest and start making jokes about killing jews and see how well that goes with the audience. Yeah there is a such a thing as crossing the line.

    • @TheHardys01
      @TheHardys01 Před 2 lety +2

      @@yokiryuchan7655 Great Point.
      There's also performing a good joke on a touchy subject.
      And performing a bad joke on a touchy subject.
      Yes comedy is subjective.
      That would entail however that there is some form of subjective criteria an individual uses to distinguish between a good or bad joke.

    • @theketaminekid1241
      @theketaminekid1241 Před 2 lety +1

      @@yokiryuchan7655 Terrible point.

  • @momoneylessproblems9183
    @momoneylessproblems9183 Před 3 lety +402

    "Now the tricky thing about being on an island..." Had me in tears.

  • @stephenobisanya
    @stephenobisanya Před 4 lety +8674

    Love how he sometimes doesn’t even need to deliver the punchline.

    • @SrJumbo
      @SrJumbo Před 4 lety +63

      For me he takes too long to tell a joke. I love him but he gets one joke in by the time a comedian would get 6 in. It feels like hes stalling for time haha.

    • @Johnny-tq9no
      @Johnny-tq9no Před 4 lety +260

      @@SrJumbo nah it's because one of his jokes is as funny as 10 of any other comedian...if he spoke any faster you would be able to hear him over everyone dying laughing 😂..also he's trying new shit so he's taking a second to think about what he's gonna say

    • @egan605
      @egan605 Před 4 lety +144

      @@SrJumbo it's his style. He gets to audience to laugh with him. He laughs at the joke at the same time or before the audience.

    • @DreErdna
      @DreErdna Před 4 lety +3

      HHa hellyeah

    • @DreErdna
      @DreErdna Před 4 lety +22

      Sr. Jumbo it’s more a convo more personal

  • @Jesuswtf
    @Jesuswtf Před 4 lety +6202

    If Andrew put on a tracksuit he'd look exactly like this dude I bought cocaine from in Lithuania.

  • @milli2385
    @milli2385 Před 2 lety +613

    I love when people laugh throughout a comedy show until a joke gets to their side of the street and now all of a sudden he’s gone too far

    • @Jack-yq6ui
      @Jack-yq6ui Před 2 lety +19

      never understood that, Ive been to alot of comedy shows/performances and I always hope they rip on me. Its the best.

    • @acutecloudd7970
      @acutecloudd7970 Před 2 lety +15

      everyone has line lol people are allowed to have opinions and walk out. Why do you care?

    • @acutecloudd7970
      @acutecloudd7970 Před 2 lety +27

      Like i said why do you care what people find offensive? People complain about hecklers but when people simply choose to leave they get made fun of? People on this comment section are hypocrites lol

    • @withered9063
      @withered9063 Před 2 lety +1

      @@acutecloudd7970 exactly

    • @preyeshkarsan9738
      @preyeshkarsan9738 Před rokem

      Here’s an example:
      Your daughter was a victim of Epstein.
      Would you laugh?

  • @abrahamespinoza7489
    @abrahamespinoza7489 Před 4 lety +427

    I’ve never seen a man die so genuinely at their own material like Andrew. Love this man

    • @Finlay693
      @Finlay693 Před 2 lety +27

      It seems like he's just as surprised by what comes out if his mouth as everyone else😂

    • @joeyblogsy
      @joeyblogsy Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah, but more convincing if he didn’t tbh

    • @nyfyre3768
      @nyfyre3768 Před 2 lety +7

      only norm Macdonald does it with more joy

    • @abrahamespinoza7489
      @abrahamespinoza7489 Před 2 lety +2

      @@nyfyre3768 god I miss norm

    • @MizzouRah78
      @MizzouRah78 Před rokem +3

      See, for me...it's a bit much. Laughing at yourself that much is a little pretentious in my opinion.

  • @dylannguyen5394
    @dylannguyen5394 Před 4 lety +12029

    Andrew is literally a walking Cards Against Humanity in existence he’ll win nonstop

    • @FinneySP
      @FinneySP Před 4 lety +142

      Dylan Nguyen this is the most insightful analysis of his standup

    • @laneythelame
      @laneythelame Před 4 lety +74

      This is the most fitting description ever lol

    • @mr.tryhardguitarguy2842
      @mr.tryhardguitarguy2842 Před 3 lety +8

      That's a horrible insult

    • @josemendez3269
      @josemendez3269 Před 3 lety +2

      This is the funniest Andrew clip ever!! 😂 😆 czcams.com/video/MSQU-E2JTRg/video.html

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie Před 3 lety +2

      Well, he wouldn't win against me. I'm not offended by anything.

  • @DrAdnan
    @DrAdnan Před 4 lety +8675

    Why would you go to an Andrew Schulz show if you’re sensitive

    • @chadwillett619
      @chadwillett619 Před 4 lety +198

      I highly doubt he was booked to show up at the comedy club on a tuesday. He just pops in and gets to go up it's like practice, you get to see what works and what needs work.

    • @terrytay1774
      @terrytay1774 Před 4 lety +118

      It is not a matter of sensitivity but decency. Try telling Epstein jokes to the women who have been victims. Like u don't joke about the Holocaust. There is such a thing as taste.

    • @jmc5327
      @jmc5327 Před 4 lety +355

      @@terrytay1774 I was raped when I was 9 and make jokes about it. Shut the fuck up.

    • @Hxltmane
      @Hxltmane Před 4 lety +262

      Terry Tay everyone makes holocaust jokes 😂 what are you talking about

    • @xlegitunicorn8866
      @xlegitunicorn8866 Před 4 lety +21

      Most of these smaller club shows aren’t booked for only one comedian so you show up not really just for one person but for the whole show

  • @dimsumdaddy9460
    @dimsumdaddy9460 Před 3 lety +164

    Schulz looks like he steals ketchup packets from McDonald's even though you're allowed to just take them

    • @adrianavila2328
      @adrianavila2328 Před 3 lety +1

      You got triggered like that couple too? Lmao

    • @dimsumdaddy9460
      @dimsumdaddy9460 Před 3 lety +2

      @@adrianavila2328 words hurt bruh!

    • @holysinnerxxx
      @holysinnerxxx Před 2 lety

      Yooo what a wild comment 🤣

    • @dearmadeline
      @dearmadeline Před 2 lety +3

      @@adrianavila2328 i don't think he's triggered, this is a really good observation

    • @dimsumdaddy9460
      @dimsumdaddy9460 Před 2 lety

      @alan caprock found the guy who steals ketchup packets

  • @OGbluetooth_
    @OGbluetooth_ Před 3 lety +727

    I love how in america, if 99% of people thinks something is funny, but 1% thinks it's not, the whole thing just gets thrown away because it's 'offensive'

    • @gordondry
      @gordondry Před 3 lety +42

      The Silicon-Valley-on-snowflakes syndrome.

    • @iv7796
      @iv7796 Před 3 lety +10

      its like that all around the world its just that the taboo topics are different from country to country

    • @Mac-hr9rg
      @Mac-hr9rg Před 3 lety +12

      Yeah these cancel culture pussies are truly miserable people they wake up every day and find a way to let maple syrup upset them. At the same time they shove their immoral and asinine thoughts down your throat and if you don’t agree you’re a bigot.

    • @mikek4610
      @mikek4610 Před 3 lety +17

      Thats liberals for you

    • @yokiryuchan7655
      @yokiryuchan7655 Před 2 lety +20

      @@Mac-hr9rg I don't see what the big deal is. They didn't think his jokes were funny, so they walked out. What's wrong with that?

  • @goggles766
    @goggles766 Před 4 lety +1311

    "You look like the contractor that made that island"...... Im dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danielseelye6005
      @danielseelye6005 Před 4 lety +11

      Hey, you go where the work is. Take pride in your work.

    • @BarunMishra
      @BarunMishra Před 4 lety +2

      The contractor is the "Mubarak" guy

    • @yeee3663
      @yeee3663 Před 4 lety

      *built moron, its not that hard.

    • @TheRandyrhoads1
      @TheRandyrhoads1 Před 4 lety

      Wish my contractor could build an Island

  • @casper1671
    @casper1671 Před 4 lety +4653

    Soon as I see “ Epstein joke “ I knew it was going to be good

    • @carclain123
      @carclain123 Před 4 lety +24

      You know jokes aren't automatically funny just because they're edgy or offensive, right?

    • @avg4570
      @avg4570 Před 4 lety +90

      carclain too edgy for you?

    • @CorbCorbin
      @CorbCorbin Před 4 lety +1

      🤔

    • @Menibor1
      @Menibor1 Před 4 lety

      Casper and it wasn’t tho.....

    • @bravediomedes217
      @bravediomedes217 Před 4 lety +3

      You must be disappointed.

  • @zacharywerner9395
    @zacharywerner9395 Před 3 lety +299

    Title edit: "Andrew illustrates a couple walking out"

  • @jonathanjohnson9618
    @jonathanjohnson9618 Před 2 lety +18

    This is the first time in long time a comedian made me genuinely laugh, thank you for not being afraid to make these kinda jokes.

  • @angiebaby8870
    @angiebaby8870 Před 4 lety +3345

    I love how hes laughing with the 😬 face. Same way we all should be lol

    • @Outplayedqt
      @Outplayedqt Před 4 lety +39

      Angie Baby he lookin like Waluigi when he cheesin like that

    • @Psython
      @Psython Před 4 lety +6

      @bkstacker 247 shes having a sense of humor about the way he laughs lol

    • @ahnrho
      @ahnrho Před 4 lety +4

      Face of a 3rd degree burn. Hell, yeah

    • @monalisa-bs4zs
      @monalisa-bs4zs Před 4 lety +3

      I laugh when people are funny, this guy is too simple and coerced to be funny.

    • @danm1063
      @danm1063 Před 4 lety +9

      @@monalisa-bs4zs damn how bad is life treating you?

  • @BlueEyesWhiteCinnamonRoll
    @BlueEyesWhiteCinnamonRoll Před 4 lety +668

    “In case they try to swim away”
    “Oh my god”
    Love when the crowds ready to turn on him but then he turns it back

  • @SausosiosIsrugos
    @SausosiosIsrugos Před 3 lety +35

    It's insane how natural he is at comedy, never seen anything like it

  • @dougk06245
    @dougk06245 Před 4 lety

    hey i watched the tedx video this evening you did a great job on the talk and some of things you said resonated with me and ya sent a positive impact
    Thanks so much

  • @taylorlewis4977
    @taylorlewis4977 Před 4 lety +913

    Andrew laughs like he’s having a seizure and lock jaw at the same time.

  • @albertorai3480
    @albertorai3480 Před 4 lety +1741

    Clicked so fast. Andrew is slowly taking over the game

    • @williamaobando
      @williamaobando Před 4 lety

      Alberto Rai I agree he’s so fucking funny!! And his delivery is epic!

    • @albertorai3480
      @albertorai3480 Před 4 lety +7

      @DaGoat the game.

    • @albertorai3480
      @albertorai3480 Před 4 lety +5

      @DaGoat the one where your name is DaGoat and you got no views on your videos. Your DaGoat at being unknown. That's the game and if you don't know now you know player.

    • @erick07cas
      @erick07cas Před 4 lety

      Naaw

    • @Menibor1
      @Menibor1 Před 4 lety +2

      Alberto Rai no he is not..... dude doesn’t even have a full special...

  • @nmoran2046
    @nmoran2046 Před 3 lety +3

    I love Andrew so much this type of perspective is needed but I’m glad there’s only one of him

  • @TheArtofGuitar
    @TheArtofGuitar Před 3 lety +413

    If Rener Gracie got into comedy. ;)

    • @josemendez3269
      @josemendez3269 Před 3 lety +2

      This is the funniest Andrew clip ever!! 😂 czcams.com/video/MSQU-E2JTRg/video.html

    • @aureeel
      @aureeel Před 3 lety +11

      Yoooo I used to watch your videos when I was starting to learn guitar

    • @chrislamond779
      @chrislamond779 Před 3 lety +1

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @greyskiesofficial
      @greyskiesofficial Před 3 lety +1

      @@leopritzkoleit2317 look up Rener Gracie

    • @pokefanover900000000
      @pokefanover900000000 Před 3 lety +1

      Thank you guitar man ❤️

  • @buckrogers4820
    @buckrogers4820 Před 4 lety +236

    Andrew has that ability to make the crowd all feel like they’re sitting on the same couch! Dude is so chill yet calculated.

  • @mahdimusa
    @mahdimusa Před 4 lety +513

    02:58 the contractor got an approval fist bump for getting picked on lmfao

    • @anthonyagbayani8205
      @anthonyagbayani8205 Před 4 lety +15

      Mahdi Musa the fist bump was a fail

    • @Carlosgarciaa793
      @Carlosgarciaa793 Před 4 lety +11

      Getting roasted by andrew is like a goal for the people that sit near the stage 😂

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn Před 4 lety

      @@anthonyagbayani8205 probably too drunk the first time lmfaoo but second time it was a success

    • @Markelarani
      @Markelarani Před 4 lety +3

      That fist bump was disgusting

  • @georgeguthrie5923
    @georgeguthrie5923 Před 4 lety +11

    That whole setup for that one liner was exceptional

  • @junephoenix969
    @junephoenix969 Před 4 lety +1

    I'm so happy I found this man on quarintine. Definetly keeping my spirits high thank you dude

  • @yes_sir5938
    @yes_sir5938 Před 4 lety +317

    You can't even walk out of his show😂. Your never safe

    • @rhysjones1108
      @rhysjones1108 Před 4 lety +2

      L M gotta stay in the back corner of you want to maybe get away unroasted

    • @Amghannam
      @Amghannam Před 3 lety

      Why is my safe never?

  • @thebigbort
    @thebigbort Před 4 lety +81

    The way Andrew laughs at his own jokes is the same way that one kid in middle school would silently giggle after he just said a bad word while the teacher wasn't listening.

  • @peachtreedishes3170
    @peachtreedishes3170 Před rokem

    Will watch your full special. You’re hilarious ❤😂

  • @BossMovesCrew
    @BossMovesCrew Před 3 lety +1

    Andrew Schulz you are awesome. Amazing content. I love what you do. Much respect you the man!!

  • @DrewKane
    @DrewKane Před 4 lety +10

    Thanks for sharing all these bits online. I'd never be able to get out to see you live, but you're easily one of my new favourite comics these days.

  • @rz9469
    @rz9469 Před 4 lety +50

    Andrew is so damn natural when it comes to stand up. So much that it doesn’t even feel like he is trying. Just rips up the audience and makes everyone have a damn good time laughing at the expense of someone embarrassment. It must feel good to be picked on in an environment that is all about fun and jokes and be able to just laugh at yourself with other people.

  • @sarasparks1992
    @sarasparks1992 Před 3 lety +18

    I love how he laughs the hardest out of everyone there at his own jokes hahaha

  • @RayRayJr.
    @RayRayJr. Před 3 lety

    I love comedians who get involved with the crowd, and joking around with/about them.

  • @intoxicviii
    @intoxicviii Před 4 lety +249

    The tricky thing about being on an island 💀💀💀💀

    • @pkallos4825
      @pkallos4825 Před 3 lety

      nice pfp

    • @SHNASTTV
      @SHNASTTV Před rokem +1

      Literally read this comment as he said it. Spooky.

  • @jasonruiz8423
    @jasonruiz8423 Před 4 lety +46

    His jokes are so simple but so immersive. This is a great comic

  • @sandpiper8991
    @sandpiper8991 Před 3 lety +1

    I LOVE how he legit cracks up over his own jokes.

  • @TamponMuncher69
    @TamponMuncher69 Před 3 lety +165

    If you’re a comedian and make someone walk out because your joke was so offensive then you’re a damn good comedian

    • @megarooster99
      @megarooster99 Před rokem +6

      That makes no sense

    • @crimsontide1980
      @crimsontide1980 Před rokem

      ​@@megarooster99 actually it makes a lot of sense

    • @megarooster99
      @megarooster99 Před rokem +5

      @@crimsontide1980 It doesn't mean you're a bad comedian, but being offensive does not automatically mean you're good. Otherwise someone just screaming the N Word would be considered the pinnacle of comedy.

    • @crimsontide1980
      @crimsontide1980 Před rokem +1

      @@megarooster99 yea that kinda goes without saying. If you can be funny AND you offend someone to the point where they walk out though, then I'd say it's a job well done

    • @MorbiusBlueBalls
      @MorbiusBlueBalls Před rokem +1

      ​@@crimsontide1980 that makes no sense at all. how is offensiveness measure of comedy?

  • @absknd12
    @absknd12 Před 4 lety +106

    This is next level content. Andrew is working out content right infront of us. He is so transparent with his material. It's amazing..!!

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz Před 4 lety

      All comedians do that

    • @brandonovich6063
      @brandonovich6063 Před 4 lety

      Thats what comedians use the clubs for broski, they just don't record it

    • @fattyjaybird7505
      @fattyjaybird7505 Před 4 lety +1

      No, he's not, he's seperating himself from the joke by talking about it in a past tense and non-personal manner, while telling the "joke" .... socially creative, not very good jokes, just exaggerated observations about a shocking issue.... wait, thats half of standup these days....hmmmm

    • @absknd12
      @absknd12 Před 4 lety

      @@CH-ml4rz I know bro. But I am comedians don't upload it and give it to the fans. By "right infront of us" I meant us who are at home.

    • @absknd12
      @absknd12 Před 4 lety

      @@brandonovich6063 Lol Ik that.. by "right infront of us" I meant those of us at home. I meant no one uploads it for everyone to see

  • @krystilla
    @krystilla Před 4 lety +65

    even when you disagree, you still keepin it tight son

  • @Humanoidfreak
    @Humanoidfreak Před 4 lety +3

    So is his set just talking about what he sees in the crowd? Every vid man lol. i love it.

  • @mikethered4864
    @mikethered4864 Před 3 lety +701

    I totally get people mocking the couple, it's funny, haha.... But if someone is genuinely offended, like if they were molested as a child and they just can't bring themselves to laugh at the subject matter, isn't that what we want them to do?
    Just go "ehhh... This isn't for me," and leave? I feel like it was totally respectful, idk. We're so ready to jump down people's throats when theyre OfFenDedDDdd about something, we forget it's totally reasonable to not like joking about a subject, so you leave when the subject comes up. Idk, just thoughts

    • @BlyGuy
      @BlyGuy Před 3 lety +72

      Didn't he say they did exactly what they should have done?

    • @anthonydavenport1841
      @anthonydavenport1841 Před 3 lety +40

      Then don’t go to a comedy show lmaooo. Literally in the name “COMEDY” show. You think he’s gonna go and ask every audience member “what offends you” lmao. That’s why good comedy is so hard to find now because people like you think it should be watered
      down to nothing because of someone’s feelings.

    • @ezzyarias1151
      @ezzyarias1151 Před 3 lety +2

      Laughter is the best medicine

    • @Hannah-kc7qu
      @Hannah-kc7qu Před 3 lety +4

      Because they were dumb enough to come to a comedy show when they know they're sensitive

    • @tylermitchell.420
      @tylermitchell.420 Před 3 lety +52

      @@anthonydavenport1841 he wasn’t suggesting or inferring that comedy should be watered down, he was just saying that if someone gets offended about it, that they should just simply not laugh at that joke or leave, rather than flipping tf out at the comedian. Which I agree with

  • @maxxorb6515
    @maxxorb6515 Před 4 lety +213

    Man, whenever you laugh I see waluigi.

  • @SuperDravin
    @SuperDravin Před 4 lety +76

    Andrew is still a savage when he plays it safe.

    • @nullakjg767
      @nullakjg767 Před 4 lety +1

      Eh he comes off as insecure. Not everyone is leaving your show because of a joke you told lol. For all he knows the baby sitters times was up. But whatever hes gotta tell himself to not hang himself.

    • @nestorpylos84
      @nestorpylos84 Před 4 lety +5

      null akjg nigga shut up lol go to sleep

    • @christiancarpenter1078
      @christiancarpenter1078 Před 4 lety +3

      @@nullakjg767 The couple probably doesn't exist. It's a joke. You projecting?

    • @nullakjg767
      @nullakjg767 Před 4 lety +1

      @@christiancarpenter1078 True. He prob lies about all his click bait titles.

    • @christiancarpenter1078
      @christiancarpenter1078 Před 4 lety +1

      @@nullakjg767 why you on a comedy video to not laugh and try to bring others down? dumb ass.

  • @HimanshuSharma-ir3is
    @HimanshuSharma-ir3is Před 3 lety +8

    I knew the island joke was coming at the end. I can see that in his eyes. 🤣

  • @lisacotton322
    @lisacotton322 Před 3 lety

    I think you’re great. Keep up the good work.

  • @Grrrt
    @Grrrt Před 4 lety +10

    Watched him on brilliants idiots from day 1 and I’m honestly amazed by his comedic growth. He could possibly be one of the best newcomers. Huge future ahead for this man.

  • @np-bl7qc
    @np-bl7qc Před 4 lety +601

    Just kidding they dont have dads 😭😂😂

  • @HitmakerSamMC
    @HitmakerSamMC Před rokem

    Man I've been watching all of his stand up I got to say Andrew is my new favorite comedian

  • @matthewpiergies2333
    @matthewpiergies2333 Před 3 lety

    My god this is the best 4min standup I’ve ever seen!😂👍🏼

  • @weirdminds3759
    @weirdminds3759 Před 4 lety +209

    You get in a comedy bar. What do you expect? Poke fun at what? A rock?

    • @nullakjg767
      @nullakjg767 Před 4 lety +12

      lol they prob went home to fuck. I doubt they really cared about anything he said.

    • @MrTuubster
      @MrTuubster Před 4 lety +6

      THE ROCK IS A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING! No jokes about him.

    • @rhysjones1108
      @rhysjones1108 Před 4 lety

      weird minds I mean a lot of comedians don’t roast the crowd, especially not as hard as Andrew goes lol

    • @Green-pq2jk
      @Green-pq2jk Před 3 lety +5

      You're offended by them leaving pussy boi?

    • @memoacuna6420
      @memoacuna6420 Před 3 lety

      I like how he made it clear that he is experimenting with jokes looking for the funny one.

  • @Ethiokarate1
    @Ethiokarate1 Před 4 lety +3

    I love Andrew! A professional with the mic. Makes you think there's hope for comedy!

  • @Katiedid93
    @Katiedid93 Před 3 lety +4

    The point is, it’s important to have this dialogue. MAKE PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE. IT FORCES PEOPLE TO FACE THE TRUTH OF IT. 🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @augurofnyarlathotep5051
    @augurofnyarlathotep5051 Před 3 lety +47

    “You look like the contractor that built that island”
    *fistbumbs*

  • @TjamVideoMan
    @TjamVideoMan Před 4 lety +45

    “Now the tricky thing about being on an island...”!!

  • @AA-gw2ry
    @AA-gw2ry Před 4 lety +764

    “ just kidding they don’t have dads” holy s h I t Andrew is a god!

  • @lalo9619
    @lalo9619 Před 2 lety +3

    I laughed to the point of getting light headed when he reverted back to the home at the end and making everyone feel guilty 🤣🤣🤣

  • @richarddawson8040
    @richarddawson8040 Před 2 lety

    Dude, just discovered you! Amazing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sanjogghimire9995
    @sanjogghimire9995 Před 4 lety +14

    "Just kidding they dont have dadd" Lmao dank asf😂😂🤣

  • @KAPTAINDAGSTER
    @KAPTAINDAGSTER Před 4 lety +70

    As I was watching Andrew Schultz, this notification popped up. LET'S GOOO!

  • @Resist_Oppression
    @Resist_Oppression Před 2 lety +1

    Good set!

  • @BookOfMorman
    @BookOfMorman Před 2 lety

    You know the best part of this video? The different audio levels depending on the camera angle! That shit's dope!

  • @Rnfjaydee
    @Rnfjaydee Před 4 lety +16

    everyone at the back dying laughing but everyone at the front to scared to laugh cause they know he will roast them next lmao

  • @cdben4671
    @cdben4671 Před 4 lety +31

    This dude said “how old are you guys?” & everyone starts laughing, wtf. Lol this is the Man

    • @dharmaram7527
      @dharmaram7527 Před 4 lety

      CD Ben that because it’s his home turf in NY. People see this dude all the time and know his act well.

  • @luigichallis1439
    @luigichallis1439 Před 3 lety

    Great set-up

  • @cryptomaniac9435
    @cryptomaniac9435 Před 2 lety +2

    “Thats why there on the island guys” 😂 😭

  • @khl2445
    @khl2445 Před 4 lety +193

    what is going on with the sound coming in and out in volume?

  • @GurudevAthreya
    @GurudevAthreya Před 4 lety +1312

    What's up with the 80s pornstar stache? 🤣
    Update: That pic is like 4-5 yrs old.. full disclosure.. used to think it was cool.. don't have it anymore.. 🤣

    • @Kevin-ne5yq
      @Kevin-ne5yq Před 4 lety +80

      You must be new here

    • @aryotaheri7421
      @aryotaheri7421 Před 4 lety +40

      @@stuartblue Naaaaah, definitely a LOT better than the one in his profile picture

    • @davolajones3655
      @davolajones3655 Před 4 lety +28

      U got one as well I see

    • @codylandert559
      @codylandert559 Před 4 lety +62

      Says the guy with and 80's porn Stache! I'm dying

    • @SIREN1990
      @SIREN1990 Před 4 lety +1

      Cody Landert 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jefferyhellerjh
    @jefferyhellerjh Před 4 lety +2

    "... Now, the tricky part about being on an island..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @christianokoko5075
    @christianokoko5075 Před 3 lety

    Hearing Al’s laugh through the crowd is marvelous!!!

  • @TufferLevendLijk
    @TufferLevendLijk Před 4 lety +4

    Who else likes before clip starts, this man a genuis

  • @kylechesser645
    @kylechesser645 Před 4 lety +337

    It's a me WARIO tell me he don't look like WARIO at the end that smile that nose shape the way he's chuckling and just holding that cheese eating grim

  • @RedalecAO
    @RedalecAO Před 4 lety +2

    “Now, the tricky thing about being on an island”
    I totally lost it 😂

  • @natep0611
    @natep0611 Před 3 lety +2

    Walking out of comedy show is like standing on train tracks and being pissed the train hit you. WTF! Great job Schulz.

  • @Deidara314
    @Deidara314 Před 4 lety +5

    Yoooo I'm crying!! 🤣🤣🤣 "The tricky thing about an island..."

  • @TheUnknownBarnacles
    @TheUnknownBarnacles Před 4 lety +312

    Sooo is it because there’s “Baby shark” in the video that I’m getting all children’s videos and songs on up next?

    • @SitBritts
      @SitBritts Před 4 lety +28

      I got all comedy vids for recs, think that's on you

    • @urbanpound
      @urbanpound Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂

    • @BriianRio
      @BriianRio Před 4 lety +3

      Troll lvl 100 😂😂

    • @jayking8767
      @jayking8767 Před 4 lety +3

      Tommy Robinson he trolled ur dumbass and u fell for it lol

    • @williamaobando
      @williamaobando Před 4 lety

      Shemar Haywood me too!! Weird!! 😂

  • @adamburgos1182
    @adamburgos1182 Před 3 lety

    this was sooooo good lmfaooo😂😭

  • @astrofrk
    @astrofrk Před 3 lety +6

    There are very few comedians like this anymore.

  • @MartinFartinpoody
    @MartinFartinpoody Před 4 lety +4

    When he riffed on the guy being the contractor 😂

  • @alex210sanantonio
    @alex210sanantonio Před 4 lety +289

    For the Editor:
    The audio on this video was horrible.

    • @soulintake
      @soulintake Před 4 lety +18

      Fuck that, the click bait title was worth fucking in the ass

    • @mercurial1025
      @mercurial1025 Před 4 lety +3

      Ok thanks man I

    • @byronmarquez3398
      @byronmarquez3398 Před 3 lety +2

      Whew I thought I was trippin

    • @NoneofyourBusiness-hy5ln
      @NoneofyourBusiness-hy5ln Před 3 lety

      Thank God. I thought it was my t.v. I came to CZcams on my phone to look for this answer.

    • @krishnapal0007
      @krishnapal0007 Před 3 lety +2

      They muted his dolphin laugh, switch to audience mic multiple times that's why.

  • @Thatguy-tn5vj
    @Thatguy-tn5vj Před 2 lety

    Bro if this guy don’t do some more stand up videos I’m gonna cry

  • @OfficialJacko
    @OfficialJacko Před 2 lety

    Top tier comedy. Thankyou dude!

  • @systemdnb214
    @systemdnb214 Před 4 lety +7

    I love how he just talks like me and my friends and never really tells any "jokes" in these clips. Sometimes just high siddin with some people with a sense of humor gets the real laughs.

  • @zack54991
    @zack54991 Před 4 lety +6

    Oooooooo this is gonna be good🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeraldr2
    @jeraldr2 Před 4 lety

    That was a great bit! Well done!

  • @karimbelhocine9170
    @karimbelhocine9170 Před 2 lety

    Man that made my day. Thank you bro

  • @wadesharp11
    @wadesharp11 Před 4 lety +3

    He Looks like a mix between Borat and Ron Jeremy😂😂

  • @daywalker3735
    @daywalker3735 Před 4 lety +9

    This guy is my new favorite comic, by far. He doesn't seem to plan material in advance. He just goes out there and has fun!

  • @JoeMamasLover69
    @JoeMamasLover69 Před 3 lety

    "The tricky now being on an island" 😂😂😂 bro you had me dying

  • @timallen643
    @timallen643 Před 3 lety

    At least he knows that it made them uncomfortable, he also supported and respected their choice. Good for him, not many other comedians will do that.

  • @DustinRitt
    @DustinRitt Před 4 lety +6

    3:01 the contractor totally missed that fist bump.

  • @randyneuman3122
    @randyneuman3122 Před 4 lety +17

    For the love of God, PLEASE come to San Antonio!

  • @budwhite9781
    @budwhite9781 Před 4 lety +2

    These always start with "let me ask you a question"😂😜

  • @rn5598
    @rn5598 Před 3 lety +1

    I’ve never seen a comic actually really work on his material like this