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1.17. I've never wanted to see a tram more in my life
01:17
@@Moon62118 the only time a BMW driver uses the indicator but still is a cockhead XD
1:05
Lol it has a red light camera right there
BMW driver. Checks out. Surprised the red light camera didnt flash at him.
5:58 “Sorry about that, I was just checking my phone to see if it was breathe in or breathe out, I forgot”
Blonde as a bat.
@@Pine_Gap_Island😂😂😂
Imagine if a child or a pedestrian ran through the waiting cars; this lady wouldn't have noticed.
24:45 That wobble on the wheel when the car turned round. Beautiful.
instant karma lol
Well that's what happens when you can't handle it
i was waiting for it to come off. Sadly we never got to see it happen
@@kineticdeath That's not coming off, but it will be expensive. That's a bent axle flange. Time to replace the whole shaft. Or both & might as well do the bearings while you are in there... And new diff oil.
Not as good as the wobble on the person that fell off the scooter when they hit the road
Thank goodness for the kind people who helped the old man up. I am old and alone and if I hit the deck, I too cannot get up by myself. The dog who was big and strong enough to help me pull myself up if I tripped and fell, died 18 months ago so I understand and appreciate the kindness of others. Animals, though, are more reliable.
Fear not old timer, ain't no aussie gonna turn a blind eye to the young and aged in need of help.🙂
And the most loving and trusting !
@@metarugia3981 Many years ago, when I was 58 and the full time carer of my mother (83, dementia) trying to take her out on a little walk, she collapsed onto the gravel just outside our gate. The bloke who lived next door witnessing everything , about 35 yr old laughed as she fell. I begged him for help as I was not strong enough to lift her by myself. He refused, saying something like, "If she was cactus, it wasn't his problem." I had to scream at the top of my lungs for help as this bloke just watched on until several doors down somebody heard me and came to help. My Leonberger saved me three time when I fell, bracing himself beside me has I grabbed his shoulder and haunch, first to my knees, then atop his back to my feet.
9/10 Aussies would help if we were the first 2-3 cars
At 65 it worries me too, I can't put pressure on my knees to get to my feet.
05:31 That idiot in the grey car who causes a prang and then gets to just drive away, is symbolic of the way some people go through life.
One of those people who never has an accident, but has seen dozens...
Too bad the red car didn't just keep going but I can understand the caution.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
18:00 If I saw someone struggling to park a small car like that, I think I'd park on the opposite side of the shopping centre!
I think they thought that the value in the video would be worth it.
@@Pine_Gap_Island it was! I would have grabbed some snacks, sat on my bonnet and started a slow-clap to let them know they're doing a great job!
The thing is, it is probably happening over there as well.
*Edit* corrected a typo
I wouldn't bother, there is another one wherever you go.
Yep
2:14 I bet that Motorcyclist was watching this shit in his mirrors and praying that the bullshit between the cars would stay right the hell away from them.
13:45 Hope old mate is doing ok. That was a pretty serious fall.
yeah, was worried that he was going to end up getting the short end of the stick for doing nothing. i was thinking he was going to either get cleaned up or distracted enough to not see the car in front brake.
Yeah if I was that bike rider, I would have been looking at a way to get the hell out of there, speed limits be damned. You don't want to be the human meat in a car sandwich because two dickheads can't control their road rage.
yes two nob jockeys playing with a bikers life ,one mistake and he could have been toast
I was thinking the same with the bike rider... As I ride myself I was thinking those two dumb arses playing chicken with someone on their motorbike near by... I was cringing waiting for an accident...
Poor older gentleman... Hope he's ok... Could see he was struggling to get up...
I work with the elderly and fall like that can screw them up badly pretty sure an ambo should have been called for a check and maybe a hosi viisit .
17:00 Some say that she's still trying to reverse park into that spot.....
Legend says she gave up, found another spot and did the same thing all over again.🤣
How painful to watch this pathetic “driver” attempt the simplest of manoeuvres in a car park with no traffic or distractions,lmagine coming across that at a roundabout .
@@rickhelsdon5357 i agree truly sad if you cant reverse park dont !
Well there is a Service NSW centre right there, once she finishes parking, she can hand in her licence!
Worst. Reverse. Park........ EVERRRRRRR.
1:57 onwards that poor motorcyclist must have been terrified
If you drive like that you’re a child. So dangerous.
Honestly that was the one I thought throw the book at them. Absolutely unnecessary.
When I see a motorcyclist traveling at 100 km/h and keeping a distance of only about 10 meters from the car in front, one thing is clear to me... his own safety is not very important to him. But of course it is extremely stupid that he is put in such danger by others.
2:00 that whole time is was sure the biker was going to be an innocent victim in their pissing contest. Road rage should be a 6 month suspension like heavy speeding or running out of points.
it is certainly a criminal offense at least in NSW, - automatic 3 years suspension - and possible gaol time
HOOKEM? Maybe BOOKEM!
Same. I was holding my breath watching that clip.
Good on yas for helping the old boy that took a tumble.
2:07, as a motorbike rider, that is genuinely scary
Those two dweebs need to take it to the nearest gym rather than endanger those around them
I would've sent them to the kindergartenl playground rather than the gym.
Both my parents and my grandpa are motorbikes and I was horrified for him 😥, and panicked when I didn’t see him for a moment. 🫣
@@MementoMori9015 My parents are steam trains, my uncle's a fork lift
@@chriper77 We know what @MementoMori9015 meant.....
@@gcc4305 wow, I'm sorry I tried to make a joke. My bad 🤷♂️
2:56. F1 Commentary as the car spins out.. :)
"two secs ted"
Hahaha yessss perfect timing!!!
Best timing on this channel yet!
How difficult it is to overtake here!
Sergio Perez spin didn’t let Lewis Hamilton pass.
18:10. Started feeling some road rage from the couch.
And some "how the hell did they get an Australian driver's licence"
Couch rage!
@@TonyHamlyndon't think they even test for reverse parking, just three point turn or parallel parking
@@TonyHamlyn They don't have one most likely.
Oh my god, the Corvette being dragged by the truck. :(
Pushed not dragged
@@keithkearns93 Use a full stop.
@@LimitedCheetah next time
That one hurt. That truck driver took his time to stop.
That driver of the car must have been so scared.
Watching the person try to reverse park at 17:45 was so painful. The person waiting is really good in patient.
you don't want to wait I have a great way
That second clip is really giving me Fish Called Wanda steamroller scene vibes.
"Oh dear, that car is reversing and the driver is clearly distracted and unaware. Oh no. Oh, if it keeps going it will run into me. Soon. Soon it will run into me. In ten seconds or so. It is almost upon us now. If only this catastrophe could be averted somehow. Whoever will alert the driver?
Allllmost there. Whatever shall I do? The car will make contact in 0.3 seconds! I'd better hit the horn!!"
I brewed tea waiting for that ding to occur. Good lord. 'Pay attention' indeed.
The car isn't reversing, it's rolling.
Also it's the third clip. Talk about paying attention....
He didn't sound too bright.
"Pay attention!", yells man who didn't see an entire vehicle slowing rolling towards him until his parking sensors went off.
@@altmaster3288 Well he did have to finish the text he was writing
19:38, the SUV was or seemed to be in a great hurry to overtake, then undertakes and proceeds to brake check, slow down, change lanes to block the other driver, then get out an make an open threat of violence against the other driver, so what was the hurry to overtake in the first place !!!!!!
Well you see it's REALLY small, and it's meant that he's never been able to find it when he needs it. This has frustrated him for decades and it means he's been lonely and unfulfilled his entire adult life. The only way he can pretend he's a real man is to impotently (at least THAT'S consistent) shake his fist at someone who didn't let him be first.
Imagine having an ego so fragile that any perceived tiny wrong against you warrants that kind of response. Absolute walking piece of shit.
The guy was a total tool, get over it.
That said, it's pretty infuriating if someone speeds up to overtake and then slows down, the dc driver should have pulled into the left lane, it doesn't excuse the other guy though.
Yeah, another DC/DH causing over reactions
and all to be fully in the wrong......
the muppet on the scooter that face planted the road is pure GOLD.
Scooter crashes are the best.🤣
No-one was hurt making this video.....
@@rodneypennington1086 Yeah, the only people hurt were the ones in it.
I think he might have broken an arm or a collarbone or something. Resolution is poor but seems like his right arm is hanging behind his back and he can't move it.
@@deegee7133 OH NO! Anyway...
Drivers who do something wrong, then get pissed off about it are the worst.
That massive truck blasting through low visibility and the wet like he’s got magic brakes fucks me off
12:37 Victim: "so I had a head-on with the car I was behind" Insurer: "um what??"
The accident car=to-car was the red cars fault too, for following too close and not braking.
@@johnmorgan1629 looks like the 31 was in the left lane, and tried to squeeze in front of the red car to overtake, and slid out. Not sure how that's the red cars fault?
@@johnmorgan1629you must have been driving the nissan.
"Never admit fault"
@@johnmorgan1629wrong. The other car lost control and was obviously negligent.
@@peterbartley7183 So if the car lost traction in a straight line and the red car had been behind, it wouldn't be the red car fault for the collision, despite them failing to maintain distance and brake, because the silver car lost control?
If I was homesick in a foreign country, I would get the most nostalgic comfort from watching this channel.
It's the lovely Aussie greetings like: "You ****** ****." that you would yearn for.
Some drivers ARE homesick on this channel. Sometimes they drive on the wrong side for the nostalgia of home! 😵
shit's me to tears when people have a smash and stop right where they had the smash. unless the car is written off and can't be moved PULL THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD!!!
Shock. And for most people, it's also a rare occurrence and they don't practice for it.
I'd recommend taking a photo of the other car's plates, and maybe a quick side on to show where it happened, then move. Should take maybe 20-30 seconds, which is a pretty short wait as far as traffic goes.
@@tin2001 Agree with you there! .....but don't step backwards into traffic while trying to fit it all in a portrait-pic!
👍👍
It pisses me off tbh. I had someone rear end me at a red light in a school zone a while back. We went around the corner and parked up where it was less busy so we could exchange details, take pictures and talk about it.
Absolutely no need to hold up traffic for something so minor, but people will block entire lanes instead of just moving out of the way 🤦♀️
Generally agree ,but people will tell some whoppers to their insurance company so they don't take the blame, even for minor bingles.
A quick photo of the cars in situ before moving them.
2:00 And here we observe two male australian dual cab drivers engaged in a primitive territorial dispute. Much more hinges on the outcome for the driver of the smaller and older ute, who will have to resort to great feats of recklessness to prove his worth over the dominance of the driver in the larger, newer, American model.
I thought they wanted to get each other's phone numbers for a booty call later.
That you David?
@@nilpointsnope. But I was channelling the Atten-bro'
2:14 I was shitting myself for that poor motorcyclist lmao
13:45. I absolutely fkn hated seeing that. Poor old sod. I hope he was ok.
honestly, you sound like a 90 year old man "Ooooohhh I hope hes okay,. oooooohhhhh... my bones oooohohhhh" stfu
A video that didn't need to be uploaded
@@BryanM63except maybe to make people think twice about looking at their phones at the lights.
5:49 - When that text is more important than your Toyota...
8:20 - "It's deja vu all over again!" -- Yogi Berra
13:44 - Oh, my... I hope he was OK! I felt that all the way over here in Connecticut!
16:52 - For the love of Cheez Whiz, stick your head out the window, love, and figure out where the corners of your little silver slipper are!
20:31 - When you try to be cool, but that pesky Traction Control says "NO."
21:52 - And, speaking of NO, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Poor Corvette! 😢
3:58 He was never taught how to cross the roads as a kid, but as an adult he should have the logic and common sense to figure this out.
Sadly, that's not the case.
It's a 40 zone they were speeding to catch the light
@@UziMusic There was a cross walk...He could've used that...
@@gakidomo9561 obviously.. but you cant legislate for morons, hence every video on this channel
12:58 massive own goal there...
I think he knew what was happening here, but he chose to try to beat the van.
Look owning a dashcam just makes life easier for insurance, even when you're the idiot at fault.
@@pinkyfull I thought it entitled you to special road privileges ;-)
@@poida_de_bogan The privileges some dash cam owners think they have is the right to flat out cause an accident instead of trying to avoid it from happening.
21:56 NOOOOOooooooo....not the Vette!😫
that truck driver must have been mega-jealous, he just kept on shoving and shoving and shoving
they are crap anyway....
@@kineticdeath more like putting it out of it's misery
I actually gasped when I seen that 😢. I never do that watching these videos
C3s are crap anyway
16:00 Did they really just cut off a cop car and get away with it?
Yes. It does appear that way.
Cop was in a hurry to get his krispy kreme donuts.🤣
I guess this will NOT be going into any future Instant Karma videos :(
@@metarugia3981 Places to be, & donuts to eat!
Australian Federal Police. They don't do traffic stops outside of the ACT or Commonwealth territory.
18:41 in the end....it doesn't even matter...😊
I hope that elderly pedestrian is ok they had a nasty fall hitting their head on the metal railing
20:24 damn, Porky Pig has a fragile ego.
10:43 and that is why there's things called the "Safe Following Distance". and the "two second rule" to avoid accidents. but nope a ute driver being right up the chuff of the person in front of them...
You would think he would be too embarrassed to submit that one.
There is no actual 2 second rule. It’s just a convenient way to teach new drivers
@@peterbartley7183 It is more of a "rule of thumb", however one you legally have to follow as you can be fined for tailgating and you will be at fault with your insurance if the car in-front does break and you hit it.
3:02 the F1 commentary "trying as he might, but he just can't get past" 🤣🤣🤣
I lived in Brisbane for a year and noticed that the yellow and red lights meant nothing to many of the drivers, texting and driving was a common activity, construction workers' time was more valuable than other drivers' time, and even decent people became aggressive assholes when driving. I first thought that Aussies were bad drivers, but then noticed that they drove perfectly when there was a police car around.
"You can't do a u-turn on double lines. Don't."
I think all line markings are optional now.
The dumb arse still didn’t understand what he did wrong
You can, as has been shown.
Why is this in quotes?
@@Jonesy1701 perhaps it’s because that’s what the dc driver said to the moron that did it?
3:54 Gotta love the junkie walk across Grey St.
What are they doing? What's any junkie crabbing across oncoming traffic doing?
A: Either moving house or going to score.
0:00 Right off the bat, we have ourselves a Darwin Award nominee.
Just a matter of time...
Good old Broadmeadows to top it off...
Many people might describe that person as a "cyclist", and draw conclusions about the behaviour of cyclists. That was not a cyclist. That was an idiot on a bike. A near-future organ donor.
you didnt see the 40+ plus cars doing dumb stuff after it?
Failed organ donor.
@@cheeseschrist2303 Oxygen Thief
3:41 good job for not oversteering in the wet, smooth is fast.
Should probably also slow down in those conditions.
3:04 "Just underlying how difficult it is to overtake here" is the perfect commentary for this 😭
16:15 perfect timing for that Porsche driver - "Insane In The Brain" by Cypress Hill.
16:53 You know this is a sh*t driver if they need to drive that far out/away to reverse into a parking spot.
After watching these videos for the past year or so, my views on who the worst drivers on the road are has changed dramatically from "certain" demographics. You probably know what they are or were...
The clear #1 is now a group that starts T and ends with radies. They are completely out of control, as per dash cam evidence. Absolute menace on the roads.
Trabies
Ford rangers / Dual cabs and 4wds coming in hot
What is it with Nissan Navaras? 😮
7:55 & 8:26 If you didn't catch it the first time, here it is again, it's like déjà vu all over again.
12:21 The road worker raises him arms, like what can you say to that truck.
Speaking as a cyclist, that first cyclist should be fined. What a fool and he endagers others who have to execute unexpected actions to avoid hitting him.
Speaking as someone who isn’t a cyclist, you’re all fools.
Cyclists from what I've seen in these videos over the years, either don't know, don't give a shit or don't care about the road rules.
And when they do collide with a vehicle, they're gonna find it out the hard way, and some never will.
Thats no cyclist, its a car driver without a license for doing dumb shite like all the car drivers in the clips
That's a main intersection in Broadmeadows (Melbourne). That idiot is helping support the reputation that people from Broady aren't too bright.
A lot of inspiring people choosing to live beyond the boundaries.
22:00 that is one expensive mistake
Ferrari Daytona ?
I hope that's a replica, not an original, although they're not as expensive as I thought they might be, under $100k.
Looks like a C3 Corvette
@@keiranallcott1515 Chevrolet Corvette C3
Probably not as expensive as some of the modern SUV crashes in the video. But parts will need to be imported from the US. Should hopefully be insured though.
24:46 Yep, his wheel has got the wobblies.🤣
23:56 "Everybody does it! I know, I watch DCOA all the time!"
Ah the old Nazi soldier argument. lol.
Clips by state/territory:
31 VIC
23 NSW
9 QLD
3 SA
2 ACT
2 WA
14 Unidentified
83 Total (excludes one duplicate)
Ford territory driver.. SA
Says it all!
Tassie not mentioned then.
😮
@@elisabethlewis6084 Is there one in there from Tasmania?
I suppose could be in the unidentified but don't think so, I'm from Tassie.
3:20 68 in a 50 zone....that's a paddlin'....
and probably $740 fine?
They mashed the pedal to avoid being hit
Are your sure it's a 50 zone?
@@traj7196 3:13 certain of it. Also pretty sure cammer was doing over 50 the whole way.
@@poida_de_bogan are you a local?
And yeah, the cam speedo is always above 50
19:35 road rage boof-head driving the grey Ford SA Plate Number S751ASB committed dangerous driving and assault offences on camera, along with failing to indicate and unlawful use of high beam; clever..
I reckon he's trying to compensate for something that is inadequate... and clearly took offense to someone being able to out-accelerate his shitbox 🤣
I had someone do the same thing to me. He got out of his car and so did I ... All of a sudden he decided he wasn't as tough as he initially thought and ran back to the car.
Im pretty sure I've seen this exact same car around Port Adelaide, driving the exact same way. Hard to forget a bogan spec territory with the back trim missing like that.
2:05 Get your wig, red nose and giant shoes... we're going driving.
I think it was a mating dance between the two vehicles.
Nice one of the best comments I’ve seen on here I’ll be having a bit of a giggle today thanks
5:50 sometimes it's the smallest accidents that I find the most infuriating 😤
She was texting 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
The one immediately after it as well!
" What the hell ?!? I was just checking my phone and you reversed into me ! ”
Nah, .....it's the slowest parking attempts in the smallest cars!
yeah.. i hate it when i "accidentally" play with my phone while driving.
16:20 bro really cut in front of a truck to cut infront of the cue? what a dick move
Dick move to cut anyone off
Queue jumpers make my blood boil
Put himself/herself and others in danger just for a bit faster...what a genius
Fresh off the boat in too many cases. RHD LHD shouldn't have automatic driving privileges - that goes for us going overseas too.
3:04 yep, it just shows how hard it is to overtake here.
Commentator spot on!
3:58 last time I saw someone run out into the road like that, it was a kid around 10yrs old and he ran right into the path of a big 4wd whose driver did not see him and couldn't have stopped even if they had.
@10:45 why the hell follow so close. STAY THE HELL BACK.
@12:11 - yeah, they could have waited for a larger gap, but you had ample time to see them commit and back off
Most definitely, and how many only look about one metre in front of them, when driving....
16.08 Insane in the membrane by cypress hill. Perfect song for that moment lol
00:16 clear left turn only arrow on road, white van completely ignores this and the car already in the roundabout.
16:08 to heck with it. If you have a dashcam just hit the Porsche and let the awful man wreck his resale value 😂
Not all of us have time like that to waste.
@@Pine_Gap_Islandthis is true.
There should be a police dash cam task force watching all this and issuing fines where the offense and rego / driver is clearly visible. Maybe it exists already.....
The owner of this channel has said that they have had follow up enquiries from the police. I would imagine it would be the more severe crashes and acts of reckless behaviour... or perhaps a case an officer is familiar with.
then there'd be no cars on the road
There are just no words to describe you. Australia used to be a great place to visit until the safety nannies took over.
Wtf are you talking about, people are dying over this dumb shit @jonathank8282
Oh no. That would be terrible.
@21:52 - this needs to be included on a "Why You Don't Cut Off Trucks or Play In Their Blind Spots" edition.
Must be a good 200m just within the clip, with the assistance of the friction of the car across the nose, before the driver was able to bring the rig to a halt
1:50 stickers explain it all 🤣
Extra points for the Skyhooks.
Great videos 👍 watching from Arizona.
Welcome aboard!
If you stay that far away from our roads you just might be safe...only just though.
That reverse parking was CRAZY! 🤬
I love watching this at school
The Camry force is strong in this one...
13:45 my heart stopped and i wanted to cry, poor guy.
14:25 cracked up laughing at the idiot.
One extreme to the next in the space of under a minute.
I'm getting DeJaVue on this one :) (7:53 & 8:23)
23:00 I drive through this roundabout everyday when I go to work it’s so common that people on the outside lane cut into the inside lane. People even cut into the outside lane from the inside when exiting. The outside lane has such a wide turn but it’s amazing how people don’t notice. People cut into your lane all the time. I’m surprised I haven’t seen many crashes
14:45 dashcam compilation is the last place i'd expect Critical Role to pop up lmao
20:20 don’t meth and drive, kids
And at 14:17 Scooter McNosegrind gave up his life of wickedness and playing with his children's toys
Glad to hear someone listening to Pop Smoke 👌🏻
22:00 poor stingray :(
Ouch. Looks like a Corvette, but zooming in im not convinced it isnt a 60s Ferrari. Cant tell for sure.
@@doctorbohr1585 my immediate thought was Corvette, but hey i'm only going on Gran Turismo 🙃
@@joydivisionboy1 that was my thought too; but the bulge over the wheels looks Italian. Well, if it is a 60s Ferrari, we just saw 10 million bucks worth of vintage car wrecked......
@@doctorbohr1585 Nah, not a Ferrari, definitely a Corvette C3, it's a lot sharper than the Ferraris.
@@KarlEller makes sense. They a more common sight than a vintage Ferrari. I hope he can get the Vette fixed.
Modern cars have such good crumple buffers now and last year was a terrible record
fatality year . Just tells you how crazy it is out there now .everyone's in a rush
And using the phone while rushing.
is it possible to road rage while watching dash cam videos on idiot drivers?
Not the Stingray 😭😭😭
12:55. Look out! There’s a van in front of you.
van needed to look out & slow down just in case
cammer needed to give way
@@svetlanat3198so it's the van driver's fault?
19:27 someone got butt hurt
It was nice of them to get out so the police can ID them though.
@14:34 *exclaims in Critter* Ah yes, Sam's bullet. Such a good episode.
First time I have seen a truck with a stingray as a hood ornament.
12:50 who has to give way in this situation?
Both. Yes, as stupid as that sounds, that's how it works.
Realistically, they should both have slowly done a sort of dance around each other as if it were a roundabout in the middle. Drive out straight, then turn hard right and circle around each other.
Or cut the crap and go straight on instead, and come back around.
@@tin2001 Thanks for the answer.
Honestly if that's the case it really just seems like a poorly designed intesection/s.
confusing 😕
@@tin2001 the van did what you described, the cammer didn't. So I'd personally put the majority of the blame on the cammer
@@AABB-kh9eb I agree. In an offset intersection like this, there needs to be a little caution when both vehicles are turning right.
The cammer sped up somewhat aggressively, almost to demand that the opposing vehicles give way.
14:27 Peter hurts knee* ahhhhhh, ahhhhh
5:50 Oh, the irony... DCA had just uploaded a new video...
21:39 - 10/10 defensive riding right there....
16:05 Someone got lucky.
Victoria's License plates should read, "Victoria - The Crayon-Eating State"
As a Victorian I 100% agree with this.
LMAO!
I'm starting to think they hand out doses of meth with each new license now..
As a Victorian, the red ones are the tastiest.
*Licence. This is Australia.
3:22 Bit of Silver Camry on Silver Camry violence
I realized watching these videos only feeds into my road rage!
1:05 BMW driver, not surprised with that entitled act.
I am. He actually used hus indicator! 😂
@@doctorbohr1585 He did? Oh well, we all make mistakes.....
I like it how he used the left lane to turn right, probably because it was green and then he could say well I had a green light, see it over here in the uk
8:20 bonus round
@6:00 that's not a lane... Hang on, they're inside the store without the parking brake on...
Okay. I'm about halfway through. Genuine LOL at 09:54; absolute facepalm at 10:50. I reckon you've all been hanging upside down too long cos this is quite possibly the nuttiest one yet.