How to Cut up a Live Starfish for traditional Chinese soup

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  • čas přidán 24. 03. 2018

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  • @DiamondHoe
    @DiamondHoe Před 4 lety +2374

    Meanwhile at bikini bottom:
    Spongebob: where’s Patrick?

    • @loisdaniels6778
      @loisdaniels6778 Před 4 lety +19

      Hello Hello 😂😂😂

    • @nttiv7725
      @nttiv7725 Před 4 lety +52

      Patrick: Please...please just kill me... it hurts please.

    • @nttiv7725
      @nttiv7725 Před 4 lety +15

      Hello Hello
      “Why...why are you doing...this...please just let me die.”

    • @DiamondHoe
      @DiamondHoe Před 4 lety +15

      Black Santa don’t worry, after patrick’s torture, he’ll be rebirthed as five starfish

    • @nttiv7725
      @nttiv7725 Před 4 lety +5

      Ian Malcolm
      No no please not the hook... please plea AAAGGHHHH....AAAAAGHHHHHHHHH PLEASE GOD STOP!!!! Please AUGGGHHH God.

  • @gutspraygore
    @gutspraygore Před 3 lety +769

    Holy moly, this guy spent more calories chopping up this thing than anyone would get from eating it.

  • @balaclavagamer4459
    @balaclavagamer4459 Před 4 lety +1058

    Squidward: "I wish spongebob goes next"

    • @syafiqrev2
      @syafiqrev2 Před 4 lety +29

      How?! By eating a sponge 😂

    • @IdiotPhD
      @IdiotPhD Před 4 lety +14

      @@syafiqrev2 no, Jimbo, the joke is...

    • @Zoffee662
      @Zoffee662 Před 3 lety +7

      Well sea sponge isnt food

    • @Sarakate601
      @Sarakate601 Před 3 lety +9

      Sponge bob is PROBABLY the only safe one! But who knows, I’m sure they could find a way to cool with/devour sea sponges too!

    • @wyqbaudbjzsgjaahshabshaban1001
      @wyqbaudbjzsgjaahshabshaban1001 Před 3 lety +8

      Nah squidward is next

  • @CyrixLord
    @CyrixLord Před 3 lety +234

    I can't decide which adds more to the flavor: the rusted cleaver, the rubber boots or the uncleansed glove of a thousand corpses

    • @gilbertomartell1972
      @gilbertomartell1972 Před 3 lety +7

      😂😅

    • @lf2052
      @lf2052 Před 2 lety +23

      Don’t worry he rinsed it off with a bucket of sea water recycled to clean each fish

    • @Olawalium
      @Olawalium Před 2 lety +3

      🤣🤣😂😂

    • @piterpraker3399
      @piterpraker3399 Před 2 lety +8

      The Uncleansed Glove of One Thousand Corpses is a ceremonial instrument.
      Present in the hacking of anything from rare delicacies to the borderline inedible, and from municipal wastewater treatment to the handling of industrial solvents...it packs quite a flavor!
      Ancient chinese secret. Dirty-fie doller lo prie foh yu.

    • @beastmaster415
      @beastmaster415 Před 2 lety +15

      Rusted Cleaver: adds spice
      Rubber Boots: adds mild sweetness
      UG1000C's: adds umami

  • @libaaxalee
    @libaaxalee Před 5 lety +1390

    Next how to cook a rock.

  • @joshuasmith9857
    @joshuasmith9857 Před 5 lety +643

    Wtf are these things made out of... I thought they were all nice and soft and fleshy

    • @TheDiamondLyfe
      @TheDiamondLyfe Před 5 lety +105

      Starfish are hard as hell. They feel like spiny bones.

    • @mudkippl
      @mudkippl Před 4 lety +33

      Softo and Weto

    • @slumpahoe8361
      @slumpahoe8361 Před 4 lety +45

      There’s all kinds of star fish species buddy

    • @phonegamerz269
      @phonegamerz269 Před 4 lety +16

      @@mudkippl pls no jojo references

    • @osees5197
      @osees5197 Před 4 lety +12

      If by soft and fleshy you mean like a rock

  • @Lonelyweirdo96
    @Lonelyweirdo96 Před 3 lety +106

    I once heard a story about a man who was stranded on an island. One day he happened upon a bunch of starfish and got the idea to eat them. But then he remembered that sea stars regenerate legs so he had the idea to just cut off the sea stars' legs and then allow them to heal so that he would have a potentially infinite source of food. He survived on that island for 2 years on starfish meat. I don't know how well something like that would work in real life but I imagine it would be pretty easy to breed starfish for the sake of making lots of meat but keeping them alive so they can make more

    • @ShaiMKE
      @ShaiMKE Před 2 lety +8

      It would be considered inhumane in society

    • @yousefalshariif
      @yousefalshariif Před rokem +58

      @@ShaiMKE when you're stranded on an island by yourself, you will do the unthinkable to survive.

    • @tenkuken7168
      @tenkuken7168 Před rokem +18

      @@ShaiMKE its kinda like milking cows if they can just regenerate

    • @dontblink_6
      @dontblink_6 Před rokem +12

      Bikini Bottom Horror comic vibes

    • @denniswen8483
      @denniswen8483 Před rokem +10

      ​@@tenkuken7168 More like crab claw harvesting. Some fisherman just take one claw from the crab then they release the crab. The lost claw will grow back.

  • @GALAXIS99
    @GALAXIS99 Před 4 lety +58

    Everybody gangsta till starfish boi re-grow all his limbs

    • @Grams3
      @Grams3 Před 3 lety +1

      It can’t it dies

    • @monke6912
      @monke6912 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Grams3 you dont get reffrence

  • @zaibunnisafaizuddin7909
    @zaibunnisafaizuddin7909 Před 5 lety +1215

    Who else where thinking that the star fish would be soft and clumsy... Just now i believed that they are hard enough 😂😂

    • @ahmedrazaabbasi5998
      @ahmedrazaabbasi5998 Před 5 lety +54

      They have endoskeleton of either fixed or movable calcereous plates thats why they are hard

    • @smlyblkct
      @smlyblkct Před 4 lety +37

      If you not touch starfish, it will be soft

    • @MeximidgeComedy
      @MeximidgeComedy Před 4 lety +19

      doesn't help hes hacking with a rusty knife.

    • @mbekdash
      @mbekdash Před 4 lety

      Zaibunnisa Faizuddin me too 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

    • @darksodatv6582
      @darksodatv6582 Před 4 lety +26

      I never knew patrick was hard

  • @___David___Savian
    @___David___Savian Před 5 lety +428

    I don't know what is harder cutting a star fish or watching an episode of The Kardashians.

  • @CancerArpegius
    @CancerArpegius Před 3 lety +59

    To people wondering, the meat of this is actually very little, and it's similar to sea urchins. Not sure why would you put the whole thing in soups. I am pretty sure you would cut out the meat first.

    • @monke6912
      @monke6912 Před 2 lety +1

      same reason i fish eyes its the flavor and texture

    • @curlyhairdudeify
      @curlyhairdudeify Před 2 lety

      Flavor...

    • @Mike--Oxmall
      @Mike--Oxmall Před rokem

      The same reason these people eat bats, cats, dogs and like to cook animals alive, they're just a very disgusting cruel people.

  • @PradawitV5
    @PradawitV5 Před 3 lety +51

    Spongebob: PATRICK DONT GO NEAR THOSE HOOKS
    Patrick: spongebob its fine.
    Spongebob: but Patrick
    Patrick: no buts
    5 mins later
    Spongebob: have you guys seen Patrick?

  • @spartanboss4189
    @spartanboss4189 Před 5 lety +1022

    Mr Krabs warned him about playing with the hooks...

    • @patriklis28
      @patriklis28 Před 5 lety +28

      If only Patrick didn't deep throat that hook. I'm also watching this episode right now with my son lol

    • @DrAgOOnFly-pw3nb
      @DrAgOOnFly-pw3nb Před 5 lety

      😆

    • @masterkelbynnebu5042
      @masterkelbynnebu5042 Před 5 lety

      Hahaha

    • @DrDanis
      @DrDanis Před 5 lety +7

      Mr. Krabs also got 'hooked' lmao...

    • @David6.3
      @David6.3 Před 5 lety +5

      Squidward is in one.of those buckets as well.

  • @Arthur_mungus
    @Arthur_mungus Před 4 lety +1907

    Chinese: if it moves it's edible

  • @feet7140
    @feet7140 Před 4 lety +72

    Me: Why would you do this
    Me the next day: Dad can we get fish, lobsters, and crabs?

    • @yosshimaru7941
      @yosshimaru7941 Před 3 lety +12

      Dad: no unfavourite child

    • @ibendover4817
      @ibendover4817 Před 2 lety +6

      Lobsters and crabs have actual meat compared to this sea poop filter.

    • @eeeeeeeee9895
      @eeeeeeeee9895 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ibendover4817 I mean the only kind of starfish I've had is the dried up kind that people put in soup and it doesn't taste delicious

  • @reimeows
    @reimeows Před 4 lety +15

    RIP to Patrick and his long lost relatives.

  • @coopermc69
    @coopermc69 Před 4 lety +326

    What the heck is edible in a starfish?

  • @spacevikingcowboy5784
    @spacevikingcowboy5784 Před 6 lety +956

    Patrick should of stayed away from the hooks

  • @dobs8697
    @dobs8697 Před 3 lety +6

    Spongebob: hey Patrick,where are you?
    *Patrick:*

  • @arthurgeorge5474
    @arthurgeorge5474 Před 3 lety +5

    Patrick: "please have mercy"
    (Kicks)
    Patrick: "aaaaaaah"

  • @Zellie50
    @Zellie50 Před 5 lety +986

    Why destroy the starfish for so little meat. Really seems unnecessary

    • @peterwong3683
      @peterwong3683 Před 5 lety +173

      They don't care about the meat. They just want to use it for medical purposes, which is still not proven by scientific to cure any illness.

    • @manniefaces
      @manniefaces Před 5 lety +88

      @@chemsrus4914 a wild racist appears.

    • @gagida1829
      @gagida1829 Před 5 lety +8

      @Lonely Pebble bro just ignore him

    • @Fine0507
      @Fine0507 Před 5 lety +31

      Starfish could eat corals and destroy ecology.

    • @keo5365
      @keo5365 Před 5 lety +6

      Help The Homeless because thats how mafia works

  • @johnathanescobar9225
    @johnathanescobar9225 Před 5 lety +1408

    None of that looks edible lmao

    • @wtf9599
      @wtf9599 Před 5 lety +2

      😂😂

    • @ericz4780
      @ericz4780 Před 5 lety +59

      Too much work for just a bite.

    • @imafish4840
      @imafish4840 Před 5 lety +21

      You dont eat starfish lol. It used for teas and it can be it can cure stomach pain

    • @SIMBATHALION
      @SIMBATHALION Před 5 lety +83

      Im a Fish I heard tums and pepto bismol do the same thing

    • @nicolejohnson9830
      @nicolejohnson9830 Před 5 lety +47

      Hydra Hell so is peppermint 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @Johnny_Doe
    @Johnny_Doe Před 3 lety +18

    I didn’t realize Starfish were so hard to cut. Other videos show them walking and appearing soft.

    • @boostergold7431
      @boostergold7431 Před rokem

      Those videos are ran at faster speeds starfish are not very fast creatures.

    • @cba8351
      @cba8351 Před 10 měsíci

      We went on a diving tour and while we are on the water, the tour guide handed me a starfish. I thought it was a toy. The starfish was hard like a rock.

  • @Arceus810
    @Arceus810 Před 4 lety +78

    Spongebob: I wonder where’s Patrick? I had not seen him in days.
    *Spongebob sees this video*
    *Spongebob would like to know your location*

  • @justjen4561
    @justjen4561 Před 5 lety +1670

    Sponge bob is going to be so lonely now.

    • @chitownmytownofficialonean6067
      @chitownmytownofficialonean6067 Před 5 lety +21

      Jennifer Gomez
      I bet if sponge bob saw that pretty smile of yours he would forget all about his little starfish buddy.😁

    • @chitownmytownofficialonean6067
      @chitownmytownofficialonean6067 Před 5 lety +12

      Jennifer Gomez
      Plot twist this is the secret formula for the krabby patty's a good ol pinch of starfish meat lol

    • @justjen4561
      @justjen4561 Před 5 lety +4

      Chitown Mytown official one and only channel lol thank you. 😊

    • @apple_penapple_pen8220
      @apple_penapple_pen8220 Před 5 lety

      XD

    • @chitownmytownofficialonean6067
      @chitownmytownofficialonean6067 Před 5 lety

      @@justjen4561
      You welcome any time .
      You have the kind of smile that makes others smile so if I can get a smile or a grin at least I know I made someone else's day better as well have a good day gorgeous.

  • @Miguel-tb7dd
    @Miguel-tb7dd Před 5 lety +16

    It haunts me seeing Patrick being cut up into little boomerangs

  • @kiro6188
    @kiro6188 Před 3 lety +2

    love how when see sea creatures we ALWAYS correlate it to sponge bob

  • @lilkermit6726
    @lilkermit6726 Před 2 lety +2

    Spongebob: “*Wheres Patrick*”

  • @ilikefire0
    @ilikefire0 Před 4 lety +65

    When i was a kid i used to think the chicken stars from Carls jr were fried star fish.....

  • @mattn3ss82
    @mattn3ss82 Před 5 lety +353

    Me as a Chinese never knew any food or soup can be made using starfish lol

    • @jolarosa2921
      @jolarosa2921 Před 4 lety +47

      Mattn3ss you alive my man? Hopefully you didn't get infected by the corona virus

    • @someone1949
      @someone1949 Před 4 lety +56

      @@jolarosa2921 shut up fucker, don't make jokes with it

    • @angelogillaco2213
      @angelogillaco2213 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm proud of you...

    • @lakayasmith5654
      @lakayasmith5654 Před 4 lety +37

      @@biggavelle11 how u gonna tell someone what race they are like stfu

    • @LUNARBOY132
      @LUNARBOY132 Před 4 lety +2

      五丁吳梓敬JeromeGo 5F he’s not joking around you Fortnite fuck

  • @SnakeWasRight
    @SnakeWasRight Před 2 lety +1

    Most sea predators: not gonna even bother with that one.
    Chinese: hold my beer

  • @iamstupid323
    @iamstupid323 Před 2 lety +5

    Me who has lived in China for 12 years never knew such a tradition existed. Well 😎 if you live long enough you get to experience many things

    • @Besto303
      @Besto303 Před 2 lety +1

      Makes sense, there's like 1.4 billion of you.

    • @Hussain-zu1gl
      @Hussain-zu1gl Před rokem

      For goodness sake you guys eat snakes and frogs 💀 atleast this thing looks decently edible

    • @iamstupid323
      @iamstupid323 Před rokem

      @@Hussain-zu1gl thats not true i never ever ate snakes or frogs

  • @marshiadiaz6485
    @marshiadiaz6485 Před 5 lety +157

    all that work for so little meat

    • @curtisloewii.3032
      @curtisloewii.3032 Před 5 lety +1

      ...and that wonderful workin chinese tools!

    • @armani262
      @armani262 Před 5 lety +12

      There's no meat, they just use it for flavor but they're poor ass fuck so they'll try to boil and season rocks if they had to. Lmao

    • @jonnigotti2393
      @jonnigotti2393 Před 5 lety +2

      Read the title its used for soup

    • @nachonachos2185
      @nachonachos2185 Před 5 lety +9

      @@armani262 how's that funny

    • @unmasktheredrum2887
      @unmasktheredrum2887 Před 5 lety +8

      Deshawn Keyz Deshawn Keyz 😂 at least there not as poor as you what are you flexing in your channel banner like $2000 you probably live of top ramen 365 days a year

  • @_CryptoPapi
    @_CryptoPapi Před 5 lety +442

    all I see is my guy Patrick getting murdered 😢

  • @smollkitteh1337
    @smollkitteh1337 Před 4 lety +2

    Objects: *moves*
    China: This is food

    • @-sgsdfhdhhdt
      @-sgsdfhdhhdt Před 4 lety

      @forza juventus yes it began. As survival. What could be ate should be ate to live

  • @kowching1016
    @kowching1016 Před 3 lety +14

    Spongebob cries from afar.
    "How dare you kill my besssstfrweeeeennnnnddddddddd!!"😭😭😭😭

    • @jimbean5962
      @jimbean5962 Před 3 lety

      What’s a spongebob I’ve never heard the reference

  • @amirhadzi260
    @amirhadzi260 Před 5 lety +548

    Not racist. But chinese ppl eat everything from land to ocean damn, eat anything in sea.

  • @jgaka27
    @jgaka27 Před 5 lety +263

    Looks like too much damn work too eat

    • @joshstamps6718
      @joshstamps6718 Před 5 lety +2

      Lazy

    • @nichidamodel7750
      @nichidamodel7750 Před 5 lety +3

      I agree lol. That is a lot of work. Respect to their culture though

    • @lordmary4807
      @lordmary4807 Před 5 lety

      definitely a food of necessity

    • @imtheenforcer1975
      @imtheenforcer1975 Před 5 lety

      I mean most food you see wasn't an easy and clean job.

    • @jacksunfortunateevents355
      @jacksunfortunateevents355 Před 5 lety +4

      @@1132Image if the calories you get from something are less then the calories you spent getting that food then you'd starve anyway.

  • @bhoomikakapse233
    @bhoomikakapse233 Před 3 lety +4

    I was here to see disseption
    But I saw a live murder 💀💀

  • @blacknite76
    @blacknite76 Před 4 lety +5

    Starro is coming to avenge his fallen brethren.

  • @Parkmanpranks
    @Parkmanpranks Před 5 lety +314

    If it takes a knife and pipe to cut, how is it possible to chew?

    • @YuubiTimberwolf
      @YuubiTimberwolf Před 5 lety +46

      You dont. It gets used to add flavor to soups just like bones do.

    • @KhmerKandal
      @KhmerKandal Před 5 lety +8

      They swallowed them🤫

    • @meganczerwinski8063
      @meganczerwinski8063 Před 5 lety +47

      GodlyCash Starfish are very hard cooking them will not make them soft like meat. their bodies are calcium carbonate which is a common substance in rocks, and the main component of a pearl, it can not be soften by anything I don’t think they eat the actual starfish I think they just use it for flavor like a broth.

    • @wholelottagangshit560
      @wholelottagangshit560 Před 5 lety +5

      Issa horror movie

    • @alrehanne
      @alrehanne Před 5 lety

      they dont chew the hard one

  • @klynt3617
    @klynt3617 Před 5 lety +39

    It’s funny how we’re being judged for eating something edible, in a soup. Yet people in their country eats tidepods

    • @k.cthedogofficialtheog
      @k.cthedogofficialtheog Před 2 lety +13

      America: if it moves it’s shootable

    • @GLOCK4LIFE0
      @GLOCK4LIFE0 Před rokem +3

      @@k.cthedogofficialtheog and edible you have to finish the sentence bro

  • @jowenalgonzales9053
    @jowenalgonzales9053 Před 3 lety +2

    I was really expecting Spongebob comments down here and it didn’t disappoint 😂

  • @ginamondejar7535
    @ginamondejar7535 Před 11 měsíci +1

    SpongeBob:I wonder where’s Patrick

  • @chrisleung4155
    @chrisleung4155 Před 5 lety +67

    That is how Patrick was killed.

  • @bayBOYY1
    @bayBOYY1 Před 5 lety +360

    That butchers knife is hella rusty 😷

  • @jennifergonzalez5589
    @jennifergonzalez5589 Před 4 lety +43

    I remember dissecting a star fish so I don’t know what they are going to use for this soup 😂🤢and they usually have a awful smell once they are dead

    • @dea7623
      @dea7623 Před 4 lety +4

      Yes they smell gross🤢

    • @Strawberrypersonoffixial
      @Strawberrypersonoffixial Před 4 lety +2

      *Cough* the only part that makes sense. The stomach.

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 Před 2 lety

      literally just fucking boil the bastard, what else would you logically do in a soup? deep fry it and chuck it in the broth? steam it then leave it as decor?

  • @gabrielakinwunmi5131
    @gabrielakinwunmi5131 Před rokem

    This explains why Patrick is indestructible

  • @heidijoubert6156
    @heidijoubert6156 Před 4 lety +11

    Just leave the starfish alone. Looks like you don't get much out of it.

    • @artyom_33
      @artyom_33 Před 3 lety

      @@davudlastname2545 Guess what, I want to use you in MY soup. How's that?

  • @CasualLThug
    @CasualLThug Před 6 lety +268

    I'd already lose interest in eating it just by how long it's taking just to cut it apart 😒

  • @ILikeTallMen
    @ILikeTallMen Před rokem

    Starfish have a brain in every arm. So I bet each arm was like “oh crap I’m about to be chopped up like my neighbor”

  • @property515
    @property515 Před 4 lety +1

    Squidnerd:dead
    Mr crabs:dead
    Patrick:dead
    Ms puff:dead
    Lobster guy:dead.
    Whos next
    Sponge getting cooked?

  • @alfonsedente9679
    @alfonsedente9679 Před 5 lety +232

    More than 1/2 the vid was trying to take the dam thing apart.
    Somebody tell this guy starfish aint food!!!

    • @airwiki
      @airwiki Před 5 lety +25

      They don't eat the starfish. It more like a teabag for broth or something.

    • @lilyz3580
      @lilyz3580 Před 4 lety +3

      Someone tell your momma you ain’t shit

    • @TwistidCannon
      @TwistidCannon Před 4 lety +12

      @@lilyz3580 the fuck does anyone's mom have to do with this? Your fucking dumb

    • @lilyz3580
      @lilyz3580 Před 4 lety +5

      DARKHOUSE PRODUCTIONZ your momma already know u ain’t shit, I don’t even have to tell her. It’s “you’re” calling other people dumb

    • @TwistidCannon
      @TwistidCannon Před 4 lety +4

      @@lilyz3580 😂😂😂😂 your mom must be so proud she raised a loser behind a keyboard df outta here

  • @FFVII7321
    @FFVII7321 Před 4 lety +17

    Umm....i think open durian fruit is more easy than open starfish.

  • @ericsonthegreat5621
    @ericsonthegreat5621 Před 3 lety +1

    Even aliens are edible for Chinese

  • @ryynlol
    @ryynlol Před 4 lety +1

    I’m imagining a little kid yelling “PATRICK NOOOOO”

  • @avidplayerexcel9412
    @avidplayerexcel9412 Před 5 lety +9

    "A STAR IS BORN"............to become one of the greatest food delicacy of all time ^_^..... Soon corals will be part of their menu too.

  • @luranli1171
    @luranli1171 Před 5 lety +4

    As a Chinese, I never ate or saw any people eat starfish before, until I came to Australia. It was a non-Asian seafood buffet and I was shocked

    • @hiyukelavie2396
      @hiyukelavie2396 Před rokem

      You probably aren't Cantonese then
      The Cantonese people are the ones infamous for eating all sorts of weird shits

  • @samazam4221
    @samazam4221 Před 3 lety +5

    Im the kind of person who is open minded enough to willing to try eating anything (provided that they are cooked), and even I think this is a weird thing to eat. Feels like only about 5% of the entire thing is actually edible.

  • @theplauntlife6453
    @theplauntlife6453 Před 2 lety

    Ratatouille: Anyone can cook.
    Chinese: Everything we cook.

  • @spencer7404
    @spencer7404 Před 5 lety +239

    They just drink the soup, like tea. Starfish can be used in calming, treating stomach pain and thickening the intestines.
    And not only in Asia, but in the world, starfish has become a disaster. In China and the Philippines, the starfish is like flood. There are a large number of starfish in the coastal area. The density can reach 300/㎡. They frantically prey on captive abalone, scallops and clams. A starfish can eat more than a dozen scallops a day, causing huge economic losses, which can reach hundreds of millions. In the Philippines, China and Japan, at least 70% to 80% of the seas have been infringed, and some areas are as high as 90%. A fishing boat can capture a ton of starfish in a single day, and the fishermen there suffer heavy losses.
    In these Asian countries, including China, Japan, and the Philippines, and even the United States, millions of dollars are spent every year to prevent starfish disasters!

    • @EvelynnLuxe
      @EvelynnLuxe Před 5 lety +21

      TLDR Starfish are assholes eat and drink their juices.

    • @G.C.00
      @G.C.00 Před 5 lety +5

      @@EvelynnLuxe not all hero's wear capes

    • @G.C.00
      @G.C.00 Před 5 lety +11

      I don't see anyone rebutting this... You win this thread

    • @fredsmith6401
      @fredsmith6401 Před 5 lety +9

      The Big Game Theory - LMAO, your comment was spot on. LMAO, Asian's will eat anything and claim it fixes something. The stupidity will never end.

    • @apdroidgeek1737
      @apdroidgeek1737 Před 5 lety

      ugh we don’t actually make starfish as a soup or as a food

  • @lavar103
    @lavar103 Před 5 lety +23

    God damn anything that has locomotion is game to eat

    • @lucypena2327
      @lucypena2327 Před 5 lety

      wtf, why would y'all, star fish are magnificent creatures they look much better in the ocean floor. smfh

    • @juliuslomarda1975
      @juliuslomarda1975 Před 5 lety

      Hahahahaaaa+a

    • @brandensoutdoorb-channel8084
      @brandensoutdoorb-channel8084 Před 5 lety

      No different than those chitlins I ate yesterday

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 Před 2 lety

      @@lucypena2327 they literally cause millions of dollars in damage to fishermen and the great coral reef, this is like saying rabbits are cute in australia even though they have an infestation and it's fucking over the natural wildlife

  • @DarshanBhambhani
    @DarshanBhambhani Před rokem +1

    Chinese will look at any random animal and be like "I bet it taste nice in a soup"

    • @mss227rose6
      @mss227rose6 Před rokem

      Guess you haven't seen tribs in Africa eat monkeys, dogs, whatever they can catch, huh? Tribes in amazon that eat humans from other neighboring tribes. People in different region eat what is available. Just like some people here in America do. Some people in Mississippi catch raccoons, alligators and such to eat.

  • @brownpride4866
    @brownpride4866 Před 3 lety

    Aliens:We come in peace
    Chinise:wonder what they taste like.

  • @twitchizle
    @twitchizle Před 5 lety +112

    Cut a starfish 5 pieces then let it regen itself now you have 5 starfish and do it again againn..

  • @Deviljho5
    @Deviljho5 Před 4 lety +104

    I mean damn bro! Some shit should not be eaten!

    • @DiamondHoe
      @DiamondHoe Před 4 lety +10

      guts4264347 they don’t eat it, they use it for broth or medicines

    • @Deviljho5
      @Deviljho5 Před 4 lety +2

      Hello Hello thanks for the information!!!

    • @Car969
      @Car969 Před 4 lety +10

      But this is china. China is “Eat anything as long as it is “eatable”

    • @mitskiworshipper5001
      @mitskiworshipper5001 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Car969 shut the fuck up. You don't know anything about China don't make this a racist thing. It's literally part of the Chinese culture

    • @Marco_Fabian37
      @Marco_Fabian37 Před 4 lety +14

      Bunny Rabbit69 oh you shut the hell up! This is the reason why we got corona virus! Eating all kinds of shit and animals you shouldn’t be eating. Karma is a bitch

  • @melgeezy3325
    @melgeezy3325 Před 3 lety +7

    Damn, imagine if some aliens picked us up and split our limbs in half vertically. Holy Moly...

    • @betohax
      @betohax Před 3 lety +1

      Are you vegan

    • @melgeezy3325
      @melgeezy3325 Před 3 lety

      @@betohax No, it's just the tendrils being sliced vertically was reminiscent of human limbs.

  • @joshsuelto
    @joshsuelto Před 3 lety +2

    Remember the episode when Patrick was caught by fisherman

  • @ashleyknowles2464
    @ashleyknowles2464 Před 4 lety +30

    Me: Mmm, starfish are soft and cute I think. Excuse me sir, I'll have that one
    Him: ookay 💥🔨💥🔨💥🔨💥🔨💥💥🔨🔨
    Me: 😀☺️🤔🤨😐😮😯😲

  • @User39483
    @User39483 Před 5 lety +15

    that vegan teacher be like
    👁️💧👄💧👁️

  • @hbbman6114
    @hbbman6114 Před 2 lety +1

    When Patrick can't stop asking if mayonnaise is an instrument..

  • @pewpewguy8075
    @pewpewguy8075 Před 2 lety +1

    "guy uses all of his energies to cut starfish limbs"
    😂

  • @brucemorris4601
    @brucemorris4601 Před 6 lety +116

    He could have chopped down a tree faster. I wouldn’t eat that. 😂😂

    • @viola8194
      @viola8194 Před 6 lety

      Ikr 😂😂

    • @mauror2023
      @mauror2023 Před 5 lety +1

      Lol it barely looks edible

    • @QuantumRift
      @QuantumRift Před 5 lety +1

      That was like trying to get emails out of Hillary Clinton...

    • @rebelsouljaz
      @rebelsouljaz Před 5 lety

      QuantumRift or better yet, trying to get trump to tell the truth lol

    • @charingringring7948
      @charingringring7948 Před 5 lety

      Hahhaha yeah but he should plant a tree if he'll chop one lol

  • @entity6609
    @entity6609 Před 5 lety +18

    This seafood video was actually disturbing to me because I've never seen a starfish cut open.

    • @lilyz3580
      @lilyz3580 Před 4 lety +2

      Now you know, why is is disturbing that you don’t know something? Do you find college disturbing because you don’t know anything they’re teaching

    • @kikapoo7820
      @kikapoo7820 Před 2 lety

      I glad I'm not the only one that feels the same way you do.

    • @entity6609
      @entity6609 Před 2 lety

      @@lilyz3580 no, because how it looked. And I forgot I even commented on this.

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 Před 2 lety

      @@entity6609 I mean yeah but I don't find slaughtering chickens live at a market in south east asia disturbing because I've never seen it before

  • @kia18vt
    @kia18vt Před 3 lety +12

    When I dissected a star fish or more in college, it was never this challenging! Did I get a faux starfish or something? 🧐

    • @NICSU667
      @NICSU667 Před 3 lety +7

      They're kinds of variety of starfish some are soft and some are hard, usually it also depends on the environment.

    • @kia18vt
      @kia18vt Před 3 lety

      @@NICSU667 thank you for explaining !

    • @flacoelh283
      @flacoelh283 Před 3 lety +1

      If you were in college you would know this answer to your question...... I was in middle school and i knew the difference between a frog and a toad, we read about it...

    • @itsbeebaby
      @itsbeebaby Před 2 lety

      @@flacoelh283 good for you I guess??

    • @flacoelh283
      @flacoelh283 Před 2 lety

      @@itsbeebaby yeah it was ...

  • @goldenrail109
    @goldenrail109 Před 4 lety

    When sandy said patrick had a stone for a head she wasnt kidding.
    I find it hilarious that after this video an ad for meatless patties pops up

  • @qinning1977
    @qinning1977 Před 6 lety +112

    As a Chinese I have never herad about such "traditional chinese soup" before. Only a few people eat starfish. This is just condemnation. Just like I can't say Armenian eat human when I read a news about american cannibal.

    • @slinq
      @slinq Před 5 lety +4

      soylent green is people its people!

    • @edinalagic8267
      @edinalagic8267 Před 5 lety +5

      Dude your chinese people eat dogs worms what they find they will eat comon you know that

    • @G.C.00
      @G.C.00 Před 5 lety +6

      @@edinalagic8267 don't Croatians eat raw sea urchins and congealed pig guts?

    • @shintapp
      @shintapp Před 5 lety +5

      @@edinalagic8267 asians are definitely the one who force feed ducks for their liver and club seals. Not saying I support hunting shark, but you do realize generalizing a whole race is silly, right?
      Btw, eating variety of animals is better than overhunting a certain species 👌

    • @darellgrant8753
      @darellgrant8753 Před 5 lety +7

      Armenian or American? So no one else caught that?

  • @tileking8078
    @tileking8078 Před 5 lety +15

    Don't forget the chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water 💦

  • @greghelton4668
    @greghelton4668 Před 3 lety +2

    I had starfish once at China. Tasted like a hardened version of uni (urchin). It was ok.

  • @lucas_8358
    @lucas_8358 Před 4 lety +7

    Damn!!! Taking this beautiful creature, beating it like crazy for this terrible result!! A spoon of meat!!! Wow!! So disgusted

    • @Foreversummer930
      @Foreversummer930 Před 3 lety

      Hey, food is food. He killed it in the quickest most painless way possible. If you ever ate meat, know that they slaughtered a beautiful cow that probably had kids, until one day, it was killed and served up to you on a burger or something.

    • @guymontag6711
      @guymontag6711 Před 3 lety

      @@Foreversummer930 You just don't have a clue.

  • @TheHow707
    @TheHow707 Před 5 lety +57

    No racist intent meant here but WTH can you get from eating a damn STARFISH?!!! There is LITERALLY nothing in it!!! Everything inside it looks like refuse. Smdh.

    • @xlking6302
      @xlking6302 Před 5 lety +6

      People from Guangdong porvince eat many kind of wired things that most Chinese people (from other part of China) dont eat, and they always make some reason for that, like eating certen food can cure some kind of disease.

    • @30minforasn
      @30minforasn Před 5 lety +3

      Wtf u get from eating cheese? Dont be stupid ppl eat what they eat.

    • @carpii
      @carpii Před 5 lety +8

      30minforasn umm well you get protein and calcium from cheese. They arent hacking these starfish apart to eat anyway though, they are used to brew into tea

    • @TheHow707
      @TheHow707 Před 5 lety +1

      30minforasn LMAO!!

    • @TheHow707
      @TheHow707 Před 5 lety +1

      30minforasn How do you know that I eat cheese (which I don’t) but ok, I see your point. Peace.

  • @subsane1209
    @subsane1209 Před 5 lety +3

    Remember Patrick, that’s him now.

  • @SnakeWasRight
    @SnakeWasRight Před 2 lety +1

    The meme is true. They will eat anything.

  • @UrOpinionsSucc
    @UrOpinionsSucc Před 2 lety

    He really cut up a whole ass starfish.

  • @healthwealth12
    @healthwealth12 Před 6 lety +18

    Is this fiah or steel

  • @vd4601
    @vd4601 Před 5 lety +21

    What is left to eat in that😂😂😂

    • @yaboijush8367
      @yaboijush8367 Před 5 lety +1

      it's for soup people say they are healthy

  • @Jehraldeen
    @Jehraldeen Před 2 lety +2

    Man, even durians take less effort to hack open.

  • @hanafysullivan2186
    @hanafysullivan2186 Před 4 lety +1

    Patrick"spongebob i going holiday to china"

  • @WisdomInExperience
    @WisdomInExperience Před 6 lety +408

    I wonder who decides what humans should eat ? how will they know if its poisonous or not. I always wonder.

  • @richardnone5644
    @richardnone5644 Před 6 lety +165

    this is not making me hungry

  • @mechanoid2k
    @mechanoid2k Před 3 lety +5

    Do the chinese really have to eat EVERYTHING?

    • @Foreversummer930
      @Foreversummer930 Před 3 lety +2

      That’s only some. Literally 98% of us eat normal food, just these people eat weird things, but I respect their decision, and so should you.

    • @notthebees8778
      @notthebees8778 Před 3 lety

      Lei Zhang I’m Vietnamese but literally 50% is weird edible stuff but I respect them for that because I do kinda wanna eat that 50% ya know

  • @melvinromero8544
    @melvinromero8544 Před 3 lety +1

    nOOOooOoOoONOOOOOOOOOOOO- PATRICKKKKKKK STARRRR

  • @Opaleye
    @Opaleye Před 5 lety +136

    Oh I did not know people eat starfish! I wonder how it tastes like! thank you for the video!

    • @sorasarielcl
      @sorasarielcl Před 5 lety +10

      We don't really eat them since there isn't much meat but making soup out of them is good for medical properties

    • @Opaleye
      @Opaleye Před 5 lety +4

      ohhhh i see isee. I did not know they have medical uses :)
      Thank you for teaching me something new!

    • @olboijohnson4251
      @olboijohnson4251 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Opaleye U should Google "benefits of (insert consumable)" studying food is one of the most interesting things u can do.

    • @Opaleye
      @Opaleye Před 5 lety +2

      Olboi Johnson okay!!! I will do that! thank you!!

    • @teddyc5593
      @teddyc5593 Před 5 lety +10

      CHINESE CAN EAT EVERYTHING

  • @pearcefamily2599
    @pearcefamily2599 Před 5 lety +8

    The guys knife is as rusty as hell😑🤧🤒😷

  • @DarkSiren979
    @DarkSiren979 Před rokem

    This makes me feel better about crayfish

  • @matthewcastellano9229
    @matthewcastellano9229 Před 2 lety +1

    dude literally chose the lowest meat to body size ratio in the animal kingdom and said ye, it may have a near impenetrable shell and imma expend all the energy i would get eating this cracking it but fuck it, s t a r f i s h

  • @jamestaylor954
    @jamestaylor954 Před 5 lety +4

    Dang and I thought crab legs was a lot of work! Lmao!

  • @lisabbutaud9194
    @lisabbutaud9194 Před 5 lety +3

    they really be doing patrick like that

  • @aperson3939
    @aperson3939 Před 4 lety +1

    Was I the only one thinking, Patrick No!

  • @gangstageek6247
    @gangstageek6247 Před 3 lety +10

    For some reason people think a cow looks more like food than a star fish.

    • @kristingallo2158
      @kristingallo2158 Před 3 lety +2

      Cows have actual meat.

    • @artflobymoe
      @artflobymoe Před 3 lety

      @@kristingallo2158 and we don’t start cutting and hacking then up while they are still alive!!! Disgusting

    • @kristingallo2158
      @kristingallo2158 Před 3 lety

      @@artflobymoe people who eat rocky mountain oysters do though

    • @artflobymoe
      @artflobymoe Před 3 lety

      @@kristingallo2158 that is sickening also

    • @kristingallo2158
      @kristingallo2158 Před 3 lety

      @@artflobymoe not to the people who did it while driving cattle across the country. Bulls gotta be nuetered anyways.