The Humans Did WHAT With A Giant Gun! | HFY A Sci Fi Story

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    The Humans Did WHAT With A Giant Gun story
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  • @AnikaJarlsdottr
    @AnikaJarlsdottr Před 2 měsíci +64

    "um, good news... your god was real.bad news... your god WAS real"

    • @maco8022
      @maco8022 Před měsícem +1

      Minor mistake😅 ups

  • @Joe-ik1ph
    @Joe-ik1ph Před 2 měsíci +35

    “We already have an attack moon being built.” So humanity has finally built the Death Star.

    • @edelzocker8169
      @edelzocker8169 Před 2 měsíci +3

      I think it's more like the attack moon from the Stallaris mod "Gigastructual Engineering"...

  • @InquisitiveSearcher
    @InquisitiveSearcher Před 2 měsíci +34

    L O L, .... L O L,.... L O L,..!!! "Don't worry, it's a lot more stable." Absolutely hysterically funny, just wonderful. 🤣

  • @tonynelligan1930
    @tonynelligan1930 Před 2 měsíci +36

    now we're back to the good old days of killing gods but now we're killing alien ones and not our own? i think this is the funniest one ever.🤣🤣🤣

    • @engsiongtan9461
      @engsiongtan9461 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Our gods may be crazy but they probably knew that they should stand behind the weapon. Or far far away.

    • @xenon132
      @xenon132 Před 2 měsíci +5

      The Klingons would be proud of us.

    • @blackcrasanblade
      @blackcrasanblade Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@engsiongtan9461 crazy and stupid are two different things

  • @Tiewaz
    @Tiewaz Před 2 měsíci +20

    While the 'more stable attack moon' is funny, I giggled a lot at "We shelved it...for now." Which means humanity WILL revisit the god-killing weapon. And I know why. The gods know they're vulnerable now and will no doubt come knocking on humanity's door in the future. Need to be able to stand our ground, ya know.

    • @orlandobritt1460
      @orlandobritt1460 Před 2 měsíci +3

      And that why our God just let us be

    • @truck6859
      @truck6859 Před měsícem +1

      Good point. But we won't do it again. At least, not intentionally.

  • @DrivewayToad
    @DrivewayToad Před 2 měsíci +28

    Humans: “Accidentally” kill a god.
    Necrons: Those are rookie numbers.

    • @IanB.2022
      @IanB.2022 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Fascinating artifact you have there...
      Trazyn would like to know your planet's galactic location.

  • @jtbowers9885
    @jtbowers9885 Před 2 měsíci +8

    "PPPS: April Fool's!.....hahahahaha, Gotcha!"

  • @truck6859
    @truck6859 Před měsícem +1

    Let us place emphasis on " Accidentally".
    This was funny!😂

  • @DigitalDeath88
    @DigitalDeath88 Před 2 měsíci +2

    "Hey, so we accidentally killed your god...But we're still cool right?" -Humans probably

  • @labelledamedumanor4876
    @labelledamedumanor4876 Před 2 měsíci +6

    So someone did in Cthulhu???? What a G*****n relief!

  • @engsiongtan9461
    @engsiongtan9461 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Another civilization now has a new big bang theory.

  • @xenon132
    @xenon132 Před měsícem +2

    Peace is our profession, war is just a hobby.

  • @semnome0
    @semnome0 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I was not expecting to involve gods

  • @iamdragonkrys
    @iamdragonkrys Před 2 měsíci +1

    Very good story 😅😂😂😂 I laughed so much 😅😂😂😂

  • @mrblue4602
    @mrblue4602 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Good little story. The ending words make the story! 1/2 the time.

  • @MountainFisher
    @MountainFisher Před 2 měsíci +5

    Accidentally killed your god, emphasis on accidentally. We sincerely apologize and hope this event does not affect any future relations. Please enjoy the basket of goodies with many more to come. Basket of goodies got me.🤣🤣🤣

  • @carlfromtheoc1788
    @carlfromtheoc1788 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Hope the humans protect the exhaust port of their attack moon.

  • @jeffjames4064
    @jeffjames4064 Před 2 měsíci +10

    Puney God.😅
    Funny as hell. I'm sure someone will read this and take some kind of exception. Pay no attention, the story was good.

  • @SupersuMC
    @SupersuMC Před 26 dny +1

    If you think this meeting was tense, imagine the discussion the gods are having with YHWH.

  • @willi-fg2dh
    @willi-fg2dh Před 2 měsíci +3

    now that's human!

  • @Ivalice_Dshunter
    @Ivalice_Dshunter Před 2 měsíci +1

    When plan A fails....Always have a plan B.

  • @detroitdan8487
    @detroitdan8487 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Sorry about that, Chief. Enjoy the goodies. - great story!

  • @MBaldelli
    @MBaldelli Před 2 měsíci +2

    🤣With love? In a semi-professional e-mail? This seems to be a recurring theme to some of this HFY stories. You never add "with love" as part of a professional letter, unless of course you're trying to convey extreme sarcasm in the letter. I don't know whether I should be laughing or eye rolling at its use.
    Also glad to see @hellfox777 also read/listened to "When a Human Says Whoops..." That's what I thought when I heard about the weapon's capability.

    • @entelechy00
      @entelechy00 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Well, they could have gone with "Bless your hearts" at the start. It is a custom in the South to not appear insulted when an insult starts with that phrase.

  • @darrinwebber4077
    @darrinwebber4077 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Chuckle.

  • @silver1402
    @silver1402 Před 2 měsíci +2

    😂😂😂Oh is more stable now.. 😂😂😂.. Oh God oeps bye alian God 😂😂😂

  • @locke11216
    @locke11216 Před 2 měsíci +3

    They err umm accidentally killed the God but there's no need for panic cause they dismantled the gun ?

  • @Hellfox777
    @Hellfox777 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Whoops...

  • @mogeking56
    @mogeking56 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I have a killer squirrel 🐿️ ship that destroys planets 🪐

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar Před 2 měsíci +1

    Cute.

  • @batlezone1633
    @batlezone1633 Před 2 měsíci +1

    🤣

  • @jasonbull6560
    @jasonbull6560 Před 2 měsíci

    Oops

  • @rhondascraftobsessions5817
    @rhondascraftobsessions5817 Před 2 měsíci +1

    *facepalms* I'm sure this would have been funny in an Animae or AI story.

  • @TheFrog767
    @TheFrog767 Před 2 měsíci +1

    So stay away from earth

  • @johnhillbilly8625
    @johnhillbilly8625 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I was shocked how many times can you say it and how you changed color rave on much could not put up with the raving on

  • @John-ic3ld
    @John-ic3ld Před 2 měsíci +2

    Too much pausing in the reading. Sucks. You'd do better having a real educated human read the story.