"Hyperion would like to remind you to not think about how your current body is just a digital reconstruction of your original body, which was destroyed the first time you died, do not think about this"
I remember when i bought the game the first time and that was the quote i heard when i first died in the game...that was the day i knew this was going to be the greatest game of all time.
3:54 is the reason why I think the New-U Station needs to be canon. There is so much irresponsible retcon involved with deeming it non-canon, like Roland's death, which can be easily fixed by saying Handsome Jack revoked his ability to respawn.
...But Handsome Jack could have revoked the vault hunters' ability to respawn as soon as they completed their role in achieving sanctuary's destruction/relocation. Or if he wasn't that foresighted, as soon as they began to go after Angel. I mean...like...the story literally doesn't make sense if New U IS canon.
Hi a bit late but there actually is! It's rare but every once in a while you'll get him laughing followed by smth like "I needed that thank you" and a mention of you being an idiot.
that is a whole reason why we made #1life2live challenge believe it or not it has been completed buy mutiple people thus proving that you could beat jack and all the odds against you without ever being connected to new-U
"Don't think of your death as failure, think of it as fun; don't think of Hyperion's New-U respawn charges as war profiteering, think of it as war ... fun!"
"Hyperion corporation is sure none of that was your fault between you and us that thing that killed you is a total dick please disregard this message if you committed suicide." Remember getting pissed at one of the levels and this lightened the mood lmao
You know this moment when a word is used so many times that it loses its meaning? Hyperion helps you discover this. Thanks for uploading all these files.
"maybe if you bought more quality hyperion munition you wouldn't need to use the quality hyperion new u station so much, just a thought" ahh... memories
Paired with seeing 30 percent of your money stolen from you, and a voice mocking you for dying? I'm surprised it's not glitchy and busted from being punched or blasted to smithereens.
"Hyperion would like to remind you all spawn campers will be permanently banned from this plane of existence" yeah I also hate spawn campers.......but not when I do it
What if the reason there are so many gangs and psychotic people in pandora is because they keep getting resurrected and start thinking about what they could do with the station?
Make sure you say this aloud. AHEM! HyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperion
Canonically, the machines don't really exist. For all intents and purposes, the Vault Hunters you and your friends play as do not die during the events of Borderlands 2.
"Hyperion would like to remind you to not think about how your current body is just a digital reconstruction of your original body, which was destroyed the first time you died, do not think about this"
Do not think about this... DON'T
0:47
That's why One Life challenge existed
Dying is awesome, all of the cool kids are doing it.
I had too hard to laugh when it said "Hyperion says: permanent death, shmermament... shmeth."
Are you my mom?
That was by far the best one
The best one.
"Dying is awesome, all of the cool kids are doing it"
I lost it XD
TetchyEquation HELL YEAH I CAN FINALLY COMMIT SUICIDE AND HIDE MY DEPRESSION WITH THIS QUOTE
Hearing a cacodemon saying this is... well, intimidating.
1:10 lol 🤣🤣🤣
“Hyperion recommends taking several deep breath’s before swearing vengeance upon whatever killed you” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
my favorite is "If any idiot ever tells you that life would be meaningless without death, Hyperion recommends killing them! :D"
"So as long as you believe in yourself nothing can truly kill you, except Handsome Jack!"
i must say the new U station voice is kind of attractive
Simp
@@David-bp8fr bruh
@@mysticpuca9955 its a joke dude
@@David-bp8fr i know i said that because your replying to a 4 year old comment but this quasar man is indeed simp
The voice of Hyperion would like to say "Thank you. Please die again!"
"Don't worry customer. Death happens to all of us every once in a while, except Handsome Jack!"
Hyperion says, " Hell is reserved specifically for Pedophiles and people who buy Jacob's munitions."
I remember when i bought the game the first time and that was the quote i heard when i first died in the game...that was the day i knew this was going to be the greatest game of all time.
3:54 is the reason why I think the New-U Station needs to be canon. There is so much irresponsible retcon involved with deeming it non-canon, like Roland's death, which can be easily fixed by saying Handsome Jack revoked his ability to respawn.
It would also solve the issue of infinite bandits when they ALL have access to New-U Stations
I was wondering the whole time why he didn't use a new u respawn
...But Handsome Jack could have revoked the vault hunters' ability to respawn as soon as they completed their role in achieving sanctuary's destruction/relocation. Or if he wasn't that foresighted, as soon as they began to go after Angel. I mean...like...the story literally doesn't make sense if New U IS canon.
@@KaaneDragonShinobi unless the people he's paying to run the New U Stations are irresponsible AF.
@@MomsAgainstCatboys Blake: I had to do it. He's kind of a butt.
I really like "Between you and me, the thing that kill you is a dick" I laughed really hard.
"please disregard this message if you comitted suicide" xD
"The Hyperion Corporation reminds you that all spawn campers will be permanently banned from this plane of existence."
Classic. Just a fine classic.
The one that actually made me laugh out loud was "The Hyperion Corporation suggests: Live! LIIIIVE!"
"Dying is awesome, all of the cool kids are doing it" That's definitely the best quote ever.
"Don't think of Hyperion's New-U machine charges as war profiteering, think of them as war... fun!"
Somehow it sounds a lot better without the walkie talkie effect, but it is just not worth dying...
For some reason i think its alot funnier with that effect though
1:11 My favorite quote
I wish there was a New-U respawn that wasn't the lady and instead just Handsome Jack laughing hysterically
Hi a bit late but there actually is! It's rare but every once in a while you'll get him laughing followed by smth like "I needed that thank you" and a mention of you being an idiot.
i love her voice sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much
Me: **Loses 2M dollars**
New U:
Me: SHUT UP
"If any idiot ever tells you that life would be meaningless without death, Hyperion recommends killing them."
That's true death has meaning
@@dorawilliams2349 Death isn't fun.
0:46
Bothered me legit when I played this game
Sameeee
I had that in mind that's why I don't like dying, it messed me up when she said that.
that is a whole reason why we made #1life2live challenge believe it or not it has been completed buy mutiple people thus proving that you could beat jack and all the odds against you without ever being connected to new-U
according to the BL creators, New U isn't canon. So story-wise it's not a thing, don't worry.
"Don't think of your death as failure, think of it as fun; don't think of Hyperion's New-U respawn charges as war profiteering, think of it as war ... fun!"
4:21 hyperion would like to take this opportunity to say cha ching
Using "a victory achieved without suffering is no victory at all" as my hs senior quote
0:31 “Hyperion is not responsible for any fingers toes or breasts added during the respawn process” funniest quote ever
To think Jack would have won if he just turned these things off.
RRRRRRESPAWN! Reminds me of LLLLLLETS PLAY
"Dying is awesome. All of the cool kids are doing it" lol
"breasts added through respawn"
Uninstalling...
hyperion is not responsible for additional body parts spawned
Almost as funny: Axton/Athena/Gaige's dialogue when you respawn in Pre-Squel
"Hyperion corporation is sure none of that was your fault between you and us that thing that killed you is a total dick please disregard this message if you committed suicide."
Remember getting pissed at one of the levels and this lightened the mood lmao
"The after life extremely boring and not worth visiting"
We'll there goes my plans going there if its boring...
0:49
Shit
I can't stop thinking about it
DON'T THINK ABOUT IT!!!
"rise from your grave" my FAVORITE altered beast quote
You know this moment when a word is used so many times that it loses its meaning? Hyperion helps you discover this.
Thanks for uploading all these files.
Why didn’t Jack just turn this off?
I think I’ve heard every quote in my entire time I’ve played this game
Permanent death Schmermanent Schmeth is my favorite
Hell is reserved for what now? 1:52
pedophiles and people who buy jakobs' munitions
"maybe if you bought more quality hyperion munition you wouldn't need to use the quality hyperion new u station so much, just a thought" ahh... memories
2:19 damn...
some of these quotes iv never heard before
"everyone dies once in a while, except handsome jack"
"dying is awesome, all the cool kids are doing it!"
Yeah, that settles it. Handsome Jack was officially not cool. Until we made him do it.
That drive thru mix makes it sound so much better in game.
Paired with seeing 30 percent of your money stolen from you, and a voice mocking you for dying? I'm surprised it's not glitchy and busted from being punched or blasted to smithereens.
They take 7%, not 30%.
Greetings to you clone of recently deceased
New one from the TTAoDK DLC:
"Please insert coin. Nah, just kidding."
"You kinda smell like butts, and death."
"oh. hey...Your baack"
"Hyperion would like to remind you all spawn campers will be permanently banned from this plane of existence" yeah I also hate spawn campers.......but not when I do it
the new u machine is worth dying for lol
I'll get to them soon enough, no need to rush me.
The New-U Station sounds like my math teacher...
Lol borderlands 2 I call the New U station “life insurance”
"Hyperion is not responsible for and fingers, toes, or breasts added during the respawning process"
*🅱 o n e l e s s Machines...*
i am the kind of guy who buys jacobs munitions
Guess you're going to Hell... better luck next time
What if the reason there are so many gangs and psychotic people in pandora is because they keep getting resurrected and start thinking about what they could do with the station?
The voice you hear when you reach the pearly white gates
4:26 is the best one.
Because that would lead to endless respawning Psychos-nomads-Bandits-Engineers and so on
Hyperion suggests LIvvvvvvvvvve LIvvvvvvvvvvve XD
i recently heard a handsome jack laugh at me and i came here to see if i was hearing things haha
Make sure you say this aloud. AHEM!
HyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperionHyperion
Probably. Quite a few pop cultural references in here.
i believe that there is a quote from new u station said about phoenix down...
"Hyperion is not responsible for any extra fingers, toes, or breasts added during the respawn process"
I have questions.
I legit spit my drink out at 4:40
I need a app that puts this as a ringtone for my phone, and every time there's a message or a call, there's a different ringtone, anybody???
Sometimes the New-U machine REALLY pisses me off.
So....how are things?
DAMN CHARACTER LIMITS!
I don't think I've ever heard the word 'Hyperion' this often in 5 minutes.
4:15 is that true omfg
Jie Wong lmfao
Well maybe earth should have some New - U machines
Sounds like failsafe from D2
RIIISE FROM YOUR GRAAAVE
POWER UP
She voiced in ratchet and clank
sounds like the helpdesk lady from Ratchet and Clank
i wonder what the voice actor that was saying this was thinking.
+Robert Harris Prolly something like "If I have to say Hyperion one more freaking time, i WILL scream"
RRRRESPAWN!
"The Hyperion corporation, we make your life. Period."
In borderlands 3 it says Hyperion we are not the bad guys in this one
So how was the dying XD
'anyone can live have the courage to die'
The very last three are my favorite
"Rise from your graaaave"....eternal beast reference?
Yes it is but it's altered beast
4:06 wwe in a nutshell
lmao
I think that's still less than the amount of 'Hyperions' in this video :P
@ThatRandomGu a better question is, why didnt Roland use it, or Handsome Jack for that matter
story-plot reasons
Canonically, the machines don't really exist. For all intents and purposes, the Vault Hunters you and your friends play as do not die during the events of Borderlands 2.
Roland was probably deregistered. Jack probably didn't think he'd need it.
***** Then I was wrong. Well played.
Alex Leonardi I agree with you. Yes I know they aren't canon, but if they were this is probably the best explanation.
3:18 Would you do that?
ⓗⓨⓟⓔⓡⓘⓞⓝ ⓒⓞⓡⓟⓞⓡⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝ ⓢⓤⓖⓖⓔⓢⓣⓢ ⓛⓘⓥⓔ ⓛⓘⓘⓘⓘⓘⓥⓔ!!!!
4:22
Hyperion is run by edgelords/emos confirmed
Where the hell is the "REEEESPAWNNN!!" one?
3:02
WatchMojo is it you ?
Nope, but it's instead famed co-worker deplatformer and Homeland Security caller Monica Rial.
anyone found "aaaaand respawn"?
GROOOOX
GROOOOOOOOOOOX
4:56
What the duck is this? Original soundtrack?
2:51 So.....How was the dying?