All of Handsome Jack's Dialogue | Borderlands 2
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#borderlands #handsomejack - Hry
Whenever he talks to you i just imagine him on his office chair half lying on it and spining around xD
yep yep yep, exactly that
Feet up on the desk, pretzels in hand...
Mexxa these pretzels taste like crap...
You too huh?
With one of those old cord phones too
11:46
....He literally said the one thing to defeat him
Oh my God
Funny how that works. Sure didn’t like being on the receiving end of it
The Calypso Twins well never be as good as this man
Yeah, I was disappointed, but I guess they were "ok."
No one stood a chance
Nor stand a chance
That’s why they focused far more in gameplay, they were never going to top Jack because Jack makes almost all antagonists look like crap
Yeah they were shit. Even commandant steel was more compelling and she was bearly a character
whoever decided that Dameon Clarke was to voice Handsome Jack should get like, a bunch of gift baskets cause that was a bloody brilliant choice.
also fun fact, the 'These pretzels suck' like wasn't scripted, that was Dameon Clarke adding it in.
Dameon Clarke was also the voice of cell in dragon ball z (funi dub)
Mr tourge has the same voice as mr satan aswell
I FUCKING KNEW IT
I heard he grasped the character from the first audition they did and started ad libbing and changing lines all the time. Gearbox just gave him total freedom from there coz they were amazed at how good he was.
Fun fact, the guy who wrote Jack’s dialouge hates Dameon Clarke for making the ad lib his most popular line.
"BLAKE?!? WHERES THE BLOODY VIOLIN?!" my favorite line ever
Benjamin Petrucci 13:54 for the quote.
+Benjamin Petrucci I ONLY SHOT ONE BABY! AND IT WAS BEING A DICK
Lysterixus Gaming Dicks!!!.... I was... Talking about DICKS...
+Lysterixus Gaming CHILD KILLING PSYCHOPATH!
Same!!!
The spoon story kills me every time I listen to it omg
That one and the one about shooting "one baby" are my favourites. The writing and humour is amazing.
OcarinaHero yus
I wonder if it's possible to kill someone with a spoon next lol
Its my favorite line in the game
his tone really got dark after you kill Angel
His tone when he wants the peaple to stare at there freaking lungs as he ripps them out is fucking heavy and disturbing that is some strong words for a guy who betrayed his own friends the actor in real life would be crazy if you killed his family as you watch your lungs being ripped out of your chest lol
@Soviet Uwunion ...
Nisha?
@Private Buzzy ...nice.
@Elbow Handison To Kink shame or not to kink shame that is the question
Handsome Jack:
#1 villain
And
#1 hero
100%
When was he the hero?
@@ZachofPotatoes732when the calypso twins came around and unified the bandits
"The Warrior was practically a god! HOW?! HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU KILL MY WARRIOR?!" By standing underneath an archway for 5 minutes unloading all my ammo into it.
Skulduggery Pleasant same here
Lol was like 10 levels ahead of the warrior. Unfortunately my turret wouldnt target him but i still destroyed him
@@zerekbasch9988 my op8 axton can destroy Terra and the warrior
@@Topsidemold19 so could my level 30 something axton
By hiding underneath an archway, fucking up its AI by doing nothing, whipping out my Buzzsaw axe and ripping its foot off
Me: hand me the AUX cord
My bro: you better not play trash
Me:
Paint The World Perriwinkle LMFAOO
SUPERB CHOICE
You sir have my respect
"Please don't kill my baby girl" MAKES MY HEART HURT EVERY TIME
10:43 "His kids are all 'UUWEEEH!'" Funniest part ever!
It had me dead at the beginning in that story XD.
"And the moral of the story is.....you're a total bitch!" 🤣
XD
that's really killed me 😂
My favorite from him is when he suddenly shouts "DICKS. I'm talking about DICKS"
my dad always calls my friends and I "Kiddo" so when I first heard Jack say It I was like "..Dad?"
...aww! 0)w(0
Mexxa yeep! funny thing is, my next cosplay is Angel.
P0RTAL Turret0001 Cool! I am currently working on my Tiny Tina cosplay! Are you going to be at Pax East?
Plot twist: Jack is your dad
@@LoganBearDad Plot twist, Angel posted this.
When he's begging for the bandit not to kill his daughter, his 'baby girl'... God it hurts
RachelWyse it broke my heart but I had to kill her to continue the game
Abby Love I mean you kinda saved her. He did enslave her to do his bidding lol.
It makes me sob
@@SubBubz But she did kill her mother from her overwhelming powers. Perhaps Jack enslaved her for that reason among others? Well, as well to power the vault key too. LOL.
@@wolfey2468 I think powering the vault key was a side project, but she was locked up because she was unstable.
Love the one where he's eating. It's fucking perfect.
he was actually eating pretzels in the booth, that wasn't scripted!
+Ben Sarin I can do a perfect impression of that. XD
ugh these pretzels suck
Ben Sarin in an interview, he said he was eating sun chips I think. If I remember right
Sun Chips do suck.
"You got that ,Kitten?"
*nut*
u can't Park Jimin if u don't ride him same
u can't Park Jimin if u don't ride him Big mood also your username oh my god that's amazing i love it 😂
I’m so gay and affection starved I kind of just cried a little when I heard that
Thanks pumpkin
YESSS BAHAHAH
People say they want Morgan Freeman to nattate their life? I however would want Handsome Jack to fill that row ;) he'll insult me alot but I wouldn't care lol I would love every second of it!
Tales From the Borderlands sort of has a take on that. A character Rhys, has Jack's last remaining AI in his head
+ShadowMaster862 I was about to say that.
+CodyTwoHottie I need the Postal dude
+CodyTwoHottie YES hahaha omfg yes
I noticed that a while ago lol. I didn't bother to fix it, I'll stand by that mistake. (I don't know how I spelt that wrong...so so very wrong xD)
"Moral is, you're a total b****."
Oh my gosh, shut up, oh my gosh, I can't freaking breathe. XD
"Hey buddy, it's me Roland, let's kill Handsome Jack and then we'll all go out for milkshakes," I fucking love this impersonation.
It's so weird that I could listen to him talk forever. He cracks me up, even though he's an asshole. Plus his voice is easy on the ears aha.
6:11
For all the people wanting to be called kitten by this wonderful man
They say any TV Show/Movie/Game is only as good as its villain... and Handsome Jack is THE absolute best villain I've ever come across. He's such a bastard but I absolutely love him.
CGEustice he'S A HERO
Jade Lin Hashida no he's not shut it
he was a villain who thought he was the hero, but if you think about it the vault hunters are also kind of villains to
r/whooooosh?
LOL. The very last quote.
"uuhhn"
- Handsome Jack
24:30 i'm making that my new morning alarm istg
THANK YOU IVE BEEN WATCHUNG THIS VIDEO TO FIND SOMETHING FOR MY ALARM THANK YOU
17:15 - "Testing, testing, 1. 2. 1.2. Now I have the voice of a douche bag. Great" I love Handsome Jack 😂
Oh but wasnt it when you have to get voice modification to sound like jack? So basically it isnt him
@@gretakassai1680 Gaige's line in fact
22:20 His best line. It's delivered really well.
Holy shit yeah
that line and also 23:33
"Hey *chews* how's it God these pretzels suck *chews*" my absolute favorite Jack line
I love how diverse Dameon Clarke is in his voice acting. From Perfect Cell to Younger Toguro, to this. Honestly, until this year I didn't even realize this was Dameon Clarke, despite how much I played Borderlands 2.
wait he was younger toguro? the human(ex) tank
Yep. Cell, Younger Toguro, and Handsome Jack.
Never knew this was cell. That's awesome. Thanks for the factoid.
God I could listen to this guy all day, it's just something about his voice is so uh how can explain this AH Handsome yeah totally something handsome about this guy.
So,Jack you found a way to get back to the digital plane of existence.
Interesting.....
Handsome Jack hies you
HenryBrave Those new you machines are quite handy
Wait a minute...
Ah, Jack has discovered CZcams. What an interesting experience this will be. Oh wait, he can't do anything. He can't post, because he's dead.
He sounds a lot different off the ECHO...
6:11
K i t t e n
Just hearing his voice makes me happy. A friking evil man but so charming you can't help but love him XD
Nah, handsome jack is a hero man
Game Like You Mean It yes
Yeah I feel like Jack is a hero. For reasons we kill Jack's daughter. The pre sequel he's been betrayed a lot.
Game Like You Mean It He is just, you feel bad when you kill him because the way he treats you. Like a friend you hate.
Invaderguy78 Of Space don't be a JACKass invadergay a waste of space
I love when he talks about how he rips out a fathers eyes out right in front of his childeren and he’s just hysterical. Jack is easily the best “villain” ever.
General Kenobi
He’s an actual villain.
I love Jack even though he killed my entire product line if I sound pleased about this its because my Programmers made this my default tone of voice I'm actually quite depressed
CL4P-TP Steward Bot that was a doppelgänger real name Timothy
Wait a second, nobody ever heard of fact that Handsome Jack just said "Language?"
19:02
uncut guy he’s like Captain America XD
Gotta set a good example for his girl
Jack: swears like a sailor
Angel: Damn
Jack: LaNgUaGe
It's a reference to how she never swears, and whenever she almost does she always corrects herself, even in the first game.
I cried when he died. He was amazing!
BUT YOUR HIM
+Appaloosa Hill You've got a point... And because of Tales from the Borderlands, I guess I am STILL amazing!!!! MWA HA HA HA
Handsome Jack Sorry sir. You caught me. It's Timothy.
+Handsome Jack I'm your biggest fan.
Kobe Potan As you should be. But thanks kiddo.
19:00 the angel control room quotes are so underrated. They Carry so much emotion
Everyone is saying their favorite line and I'm like "I CANT CHOOSE ! THEYRE ALL PERFECT !" XD
Unbelievably Insane exactly
Spoon. Every time.
I have to go with,"Uuhn."
This video made me buy Borderlands 2.
This and a few other aspects I discovered
Roosauec all late
yeah me to I'll try it next time
Lol, if you slow it down by 0.5 Jack sounds extra sarcastic and high.
+Sky Martin I love it XD
More like very drunk.
LMAOOOO YES
00:00 introduction to vault-hunters
00:41 ... which is why you have to die
00:48 bandits, welcome to pandora
01:39 pretzels
01:58 diamond pony
02:23 butt stallion
03:02 bandit-ville ~wave~
03:11 "envy" bandits
03:30 message to sanctuary
04:30 fire hawk
04:48 crimson raiders
04:59 hint
05:06 sound of progress
05:41 so... you're trying to rescue roland
05:55 and that's how handsome jack pays ransoms
06:03 condescend
06:33 look at those murderous bloodshots
06:51 sooo let me get this straight... were you dropped as embryos
07:10 - sarcastic congratulations -
16:08 body double
16:18 80,000% of being disemboweled
16:29 opportunity pleasure palace
16:40 verbal littering
thanks homie
jeesh...i can hear his descend into madness as time goes on. this actor did really well
I know I have the best voice possibly in the zones around Elpis and Pandora...
No need to brag about it kiddos!
I will brag, you da best Jack
Dangeresquelover Why thanks champ.
I must admit your voice is really nice and pleasant to ear to listen, cupquake ;)
Greta Binkeviciute Glad to hear it kiddo!
Handsome Jack™ How do you feel about making a body double of moxxi that is completely loyal to you?
I'm like in love with handsome jack omfg
ME TOOODHEHAGSGHS
This is how you write a villain.
"I am the goddamn hero!"
19:40 is my personal favorite, it shows that he still is human deep down. He's still my all time favorite villain/hero.
Easily the best line
I know I am a few years late, but that wasn't his humanity talking. Angel wasn't a daughter for him, only a vital asset to reach his goals. He wasn't crying for his kid, he was crying because of losing a precious object.
He’s just putting on a show of a human being, making one good thing come from angel dying. At least he suffers
Handsome Jack is by far my favorite villain in any video games. He's just such an asshole, but he actually has a really tragic backstory. Oh, and he's also fucking hilarious.
Oktulp21 He is the DEFINITION of a tragic hero
I just love how childish and desperate handsome jack gets when he is on danger or its watching something that he cant belive.
That voice actor its gold to my ears
1:36 Oh gohd these pretzels suck!
It's Dameon Clarke! Also known as Cell from Dragon Ball Z and Scar from Full Metal Alchemist. A vastly underrated voice actor!
James Bayly I never noticed he voiced scar, he sounds so different in FMA
And Toguro from Yu Yu Hakusho. And Spencer from Marvel vs Capcom.
...Wait. Krieg is voiced by Beerus. I can play as Beerus and go after Cell.
Hes also kha zix in league of legends
"Funny thing? You wanna destroy a man, you don't need to kill 'em. You just need to kill what he loves."
God, I love the foreshadowing behind that line. Jack acted like such a bastard before AND after the Vault Hunters killed Angel, but compared to how cocky and charismatic he was before, Angel's death really did destroy him. He became far more unhinged and psychotic, it's such an amazing piece of foreshadowing and karma. I love this game so much, especially Jack!
There were about 3 stages of character changes. Before the trap in sanctuary he’s all in control and playful. After his trap fails and learns Lilith is alive he gets pretty angry and desperate. Then of course after angel he becomes unhinged.
The last line was delivered with such strong emotion, this guy was so devoted to the role. He is handsome jack
jack wasn't a bad guy he just lost his way
Vrillon you do know that Rhys is more like hitler
patrick Boever Rhys didn't shoot a baby.
Jack was definitely a bad guy, he was just misunderstood and in the end it wasn’t entirely his fault
BUTTSTALLION! Here girl. Buttstallion. Say hello. (Buttstallion neighs) Buttstallion says hi.
Valur Jónbergsson hello*
18:50
am i the only one who actually wanted to show mercy to angel?
I feel like a total weirdo being the only one outta my friends who still forgave and felt pity for Jack. (even after Roland)
Jeremiah Choi exactly the same I felt that to
Definitely a weirdo lol he felt a fraction of what he did to other families. I wanted to do it again. Just sucks that angel was a good character
this is one of the best characters in video games ever.
Capt. Fretboard Hell yeah. Though, Atlas/Fontaine are better IMO.
God its been years since i played Borderlands 2 and the speech from 27:29 onwards still gives me CHILLS. The emotion in that voice, the knowledge of all you and Handsome Jack have done to get to this point, it's almost terrifying... how can a video game make me cry with so little context
Dude it’s not just the best but it’s perfect
I love how he improvised a lot of stuff in the game, especially the pretzels.
best villain ever
Trevor Houff nooo he's a hero
Mcscuse me... I think you mean hero!
"BLAKE! WHERE'S THE BLOODY VIOLIN!?"
Perfect Cell: Takahata101 sounds like Dameon Clarke.
Handsome Jack: Dameon Clarke sounds like Takahata101.
Is it weird that when I get close to anxiety attacks I listen to this and it actually helps calm me down ? Yeah, probably XD
Im a year late but damn i do the same with very random videos but i guess this is the next one
Listen to the calming voice of the psychopath
HIS VOICE IS ✨HOT✨ YOU CANT DENY IT
AHHH IK
Honestly, I wouldn't mind all that much if Handsome Jack narrated my life.
So long as he doesn't shoot me out of boredom.
11:15 "I'm sending everything I have at you! Everything!"
I can't believe no one else thinks 22:00 isn't the best line he ever spoke.
I can hear some cell in his voice, it never gets out of my head how many voices this guy does.
I would give just about anything if I could have this voice
I wanna say
Jack wants the vault hunters dead
But he owns the company that brings them back to life
Nice logic there jack
Taylor Wood The New-U station is not Canon, which explains Roland not respawning.
He gets money when you respawn
Every villain is a hero. Every hero is a villain. The only difference is perspective.
1:36 my favourite Handsome Jack line in the whole game
What about the one in The Wildlife Exploitation Preserve where he goes:
'Seriously why are you having me read this crap, they know we're gonna torture them why lie to them
AND HIS KIDS WERE ALL LIKE,
*A-WAAAAAAYH*
My favorite line is when he is talking about the guy rushing him with a spoon and his kids are all wahhh! The moral is you're a bitch.
*proceeds to say 'WELCOME TO PANDORA' after every sentence*
Jacksome hand
16:39 is my favourite line
Those quotes are so under frickin ratted
7:33 I love this line so much.
3:32 I really, really love the way he sarcastically says the line
16:33 "With a life-sized likeness of mee!"
Handsome Jack's voice is always been awesome I heard the (Spoon Story) when your in Overlook I was laughing
the fact that he is the most powerful man in the universe at that timeline is seriously so attractive
uh huh..
Vrillon mad at the puss Huh?
uh, how would you know that? The universe is crazy big and keeps growing,. Heck, borderlands 3 states that civilized life exists in six galaxies. That's... not even half a percent, not even... one percent of a half precent. Basically, if you can imagine a more powerful being it exists somewhere, and I imagine emperoes of entire galactic empires.
Jack is a small fry. Also, we killed him. Brutally.
No it's Salvador
The violin scene and the spoon story are always killing me
WAKEY WAKEY YOU SON OF A B^&CH XDDDDDD I DIED
_//HE WAS REFERRING TO THE VAULKT HAUNTERS IN THE PRE-SEQUEL AND I NEVER REALIZED OH MY GIOD_
I just skipped to 'EXPLOSIOOOOOONS' on accident and got Vietnam fucking Vietnam flashbacks
"remember! we should all love out parents! .....but love me more..." probably my favorite line in the whole game.
The person who voiced this guy must have felt like the shittiest person ever for like 3 months.
PFFFT, I can call bullshit on that ;) How can you feel bad by beeing a real badass?
Mad Max Rockatansky dear god
Are you kidding? I would have LOVED playing handsome jack, i would probably have pissed my self giggling.
What are you talking about? Handsome Jack is the hero!
*****
The TRUE Hero.
30 mins of ear blessings, courtesy of Dameon Clarke
13:25 is the best part btw
27:55
Me and Handsome Jack can relate. We both pretend to be heroes when we really aren't, we both have deformed faces, and we both wear headware that covers our faces.
But handsome jack is a good guy
XD 8:13 he shot one baby.
You know, I read this comment and was about to click that timestamp, but I was already listening to it while reading your comment. Prefect timing.
Oh get over it, I shot one baby, and in fairness it was being a dick.
He shot one baby,so we killed his.
Does any one know when he makes the baby quote? I have played multiple playthroughs, and I do not recall ever hearing this quote.
@@mikem2771 i never once heard that quote and ive played over 500 playthroughs
18:36 this is my favorite quote to be honest
Also 20:20 is a good one for the fangirls
@@kxl309 LMAO
I'm sorry Jack when did you start impersonating Nagisa from Free! 50% off?
22:00
Momo Seragaki no he was impersonating Roland because he killed him
i could listen to him 24/7 and i would not get annoyed by him,i swear,his voice is perfect
UGHHHH I KNOW
Handsome Jack is literally GLaDOS, but a human who thinks he's the good guy.
Kiddo he is the hero
Handsome jack is the real hero
handsome jack said "I could of RESTORED order". restored? so that must mean that Pandora wasn't always a planet full of bloodthirsty bandits.....
nope, before it was an Dahl mining and research colony, however when the creatures came out and slaughtered their guards by the dozens, if not more, so they pulled out their top level personnel and unlocked the gates on the mining camps, which used convict labor
He was the GODDAMN HERO for real. Drastic but... hero. I didn't want to kill him. :(
I got a flakker from the final boss shot it and killed him by mistake...
He wasn't, and you need to learn basic philosophy.
@@Luxai he kinda was. Until Mox, Lil and Roland ruined his sanity even more then his grandma.
@@Dolgit147 Oof, it's so awkward when someone who either haven't read the story completely or just ain't observant speaks up. Uh, he made his own daughter a prisoner way before that, and he also took pleasure in murdering others through the pre-sequel. They betrayed him because they could see the writing on the wall, in blood as it was, and so could many others, me included, but not you I guess.
What really fucked him up was probably his upbringing, but that doesn't excuse everything, and certainly not some of the things he did before being betrayed.
Oh, and, he also wanted to use an alien artifact to commit mass murder from orbit. Which is funny, considering the bandits are trying to simply survive more than anything else, while he uses his riches to pursue grand schemes under a heroic delusion. And considering the side to his character he had shown, leaving a weapon like that in his hands was too dangerous.
@@Luxai I didn't say he was knight in shining armor on the white horse before. He was fucked up, yes. But he still acted like a hero. In the beginning of TPS he's trying to save people of Elpis. Then he gets backstabbed by Meriff and we can see that the "Hero" Jack slowly dying, and the "Asshole" Jack starts taking control even more. After every betrayal we see that happening, until Mox destroyed Eye of Helios, where he finally snaps and the "Hero" gets completely erased.
IMO, the Borderlands 3 part with Jack is fucked up, because he acts like Jack from BL2, not the Jack from start of TPS. You can hear it in his voice, he already talking like megalomaniac and killer, and in the begging of TPS he talks like regular worke, who doesn't like killing people. Well, I suppose that's what you get when the students writing a plot for your game.
Handsome Jack is my drug
Boarderlands 2 is my dealer