Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 - Nostalgia Critic & AVGN

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  • čas přidán 28. 07. 2015
  • The Angry Video Game Nerd joins the Nostalgia Critic to take on the Michael Bay produced mess-terpeice.
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  • @MTheGrey
    @MTheGrey Před 7 lety +948

    "Do you see her right in front of you?"
    "No..."
    "Then she's been kidnapped."
    I would've thought it was Peach without any context.

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 Před 4 lety +20

      Eh, it works for most damsels in distress.

    • @knightofoctober
      @knightofoctober Před 4 lety +5

      *Zelda

    • @RaikanGinro
      @RaikanGinro Před 4 lety +24

      @@knightofoctober at least she can protect herself

    • @LittleAl016
      @LittleAl016 Před 3 lety +16

      @@knightofoctober To Zelda's credit, she's never the same person every time. And the Skyward Sword, Ocarina of Time, and The Wind Waker versions only got kidnapped in the end of their own games, getting caught off guard. Phantom Hourglass has her rushing headlong into danger without backup. The Twilight Princess version surrendered to Zant, fearing for Hyrule's safety. And the Breath of the Wild version wasn't kidnapped at all, but is directly fighting against Ganon.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 Před 3 lety +8

      @@LittleAl016 Thanks. To add to that, the Spirit Tracks Zelda's _body_ gets kidnapped, while her spirit becomes Link's partner and helps Link throughout the game, and she is easily the most useful companion Link has had in any Zelda game. At the end of the game, it's her and Link _together_ that beat the final boss and plunge the sword into the villain's forehead.

  • @tuckerraschdorf8742
    @tuckerraschdorf8742 Před 4 lety +1180

    I love when the Critic and the Nerd do episodes together.

    • @romanbrown2029
      @romanbrown2029 Před 3 lety +18

      It's epic

    • @spookypooky1362
      @spookypooky1362 Před 3 lety +1

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    • @andresacosta7885
      @andresacosta7885 Před 3 lety +2

      @@spookypooky1362 What’s this?

    • @theorangeguy6704
      @theorangeguy6704 Před 3 lety +2

      @@spookypooky1362 I agree

    • @jacksonblum6985
      @jacksonblum6985 Před 3 lety +14

      Like : out of the shadows NC
      With
      Angry Video Game Nerd
      Nostalgia Critic
      Featuring. Black Nerd

  • @matthewhancox4389
    @matthewhancox4389 Před 3 lety +404

    The thing that sucks about this review,
    is that when it came over to the UK they swapped Critic’s nunchaku for a grappling hook.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 Před 3 lety +61

      They also called it Thirty Something Movie Critic. Apparently Nerd is a curse word in Britain, don't ask me.

    • @crowumin5318
      @crowumin5318 Před 3 lety +18

      @@ninjabluefyre3815 yikes if that is not complete toss I don't know what is

    • @michaeliv284
      @michaeliv284 Před 3 lety +20

      Yet they let him keep his gun. Inconsistent hypocrites

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 Před 3 lety +5

      @@michaeliv284 could’ve been a BB gun

    • @mariairlete6754
      @mariairlete6754 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ninjabluefyre3815 What, WHAT? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

  • @jameswhiteii9129
    @jameswhiteii9129 Před 6 lety +653

    "Mommy, is he flicking us off or pointing up?"
    "Pointing UP YOURS!"
    XD

    • @chloenieuwsma4846
      @chloenieuwsma4846 Před 4 lety +8

      dude their are kids in the audience for shame the soccer moms are complaing, you obvoiusly need to use this bull horn!

    • @belewgm
      @belewgm Před 3 lety +5

      "Pumba, not in front of the kids!"

    • @jamesl.anderson1384
      @jamesl.anderson1384 Před 2 lety +2

      Oh Sorry

  • @thescarecrowman
    @thescarecrowman Před 7 lety +1149

    Every show from the 80s was a toy commercial.

  • @gaming4life106
    @gaming4life106 Před 6 lety +1511

    I want a TV Show called Thirty Something Nerdy Critics.

    • @NeroCM
      @NeroCM Před 5 lety +65

      you're watching it. It's called Nostalgia critic.

    • @rsanmi
      @rsanmi Před 5 lety +12

      I want it to

    • @TheRilluma
      @TheRilluma Před 4 lety +7

      you are not the only one! i would watch it!

    • @thecuriousspiritofopportun1144
      @thecuriousspiritofopportun1144 Před 4 lety +14

      For the first split second I read the word thirty I thought it said thirsty. I frickin' cracked myself up at that, "Thirsty Something Ninja Critics." God.

    • @SuperMonaLisaBros
      @SuperMonaLisaBros Před 4 lety +6

      James is approaching 40, isn't he?

  • @AskDr.Stupid
    @AskDr.Stupid Před 3 lety +410

    When Whoopi says "Ok, get out", it's delivered so well. Cracks me up every time.

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 Před 2 lety +30

      I also loved it because after being explained about four 6 foot giant turtles are walking around the city and only one person saw them, with no evidence to back it up while running a news company, I would also say the same thing

    • @aaronbradley430
      @aaronbradley430 Před rokem +9

      Same

  • @FletcherReedsRandomness
    @FletcherReedsRandomness Před 4 lety +500

    It took me entirely too many viewings to realize “Thirty-Something Nerdy Critics” was referring to their ages, not how many of them there are.

  • @gabe_s_videos
    @gabe_s_videos Před 7 lety +510

    Where can I get an official version of "Thirty Something Nerdy Critics?"

  • @ashfire9307
    @ashfire9307 Před 8 lety +501

    05:54 You don't f* ck with CHIN!

  • @k-boi420
    @k-boi420 Před 4 lety +193

    Ah my favorite TMNT episode
    "Episode related pun"

  • @Loophole23742
    @Loophole23742 Před 4 lety +411

    I never got why the turtles were so big in this movie. They looked like Rocksteady and Beebop. In the cartoons they were shorter than April. They were between 4"9 and 5"2 which made more sense why it would take all 4 fighting at the same time to take down their biggest opponents. It also made sense how they could sneak around the sewers and go unnoticed being small. I think they might of been even smaller in the books, like between 3 and 4 ft.

    • @BenDowdy
      @BenDowdy Před 3 lety +28

      Between this and the Xmen flicks, it's like being short is a no- no.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC Před 3 lety +27

      Hollywood refuses to hire any little people other than Peter Dinklage or Warwick Davis, so they decided to go for taller. that being said even the live action movies had her height, which i definitely didnt mind, but yeah 6+ ft turtles is a bit overboard... which is expected, it's a Michael Bay movie.

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 Před 3 lety +18

      I didn’t mind. At this point we’ve left the realm of realism entirely, we have a team of turtle Bros who walk on two legs and know martial arts from their rat sensei/dad.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 Před 3 lety +14

      @@BenDowdy If you're referring to Wolverine, it was a case of acting over appearance; I don't think anyone will argue that Hugh Jackman wasn't perfect for the role... in every way other than being a full foot taller than the character. They tried to make him seem smaller in the first film with different camera angles, but it really didn't work so they gave up.

    • @rtxsfm4626
      @rtxsfm4626 Před 2 lety +1

      Wolverine: first time?

  • @jbourbon3734
    @jbourbon3734 Před 6 lety +407

    24:40-25:41 Am I the only one who actually liked Channel Awesome's elevator scene remix?

    • @yahnibmartin4376
      @yahnibmartin4376 Před 5 lety +10

      i like it since it had some jerk with a camera

    • @connorking4201
      @connorking4201 Před 3 lety +21

      I loved that segment

    • @rickyrosay33977
      @rickyrosay33977 Před 2 lety +18

      The “go ninja go ninja” guy was singing like his life depends on it

    • @aaronbradley430
      @aaronbradley430 Před rokem +4

      No I love it wish it would have been a little bit longer

    • @ImMarcusLive
      @ImMarcusLive Před 11 měsíci +2

      its the best part to be.

  • @wrestlingisreal1702
    @wrestlingisreal1702 Před 5 lety +315

    "Mommy is he flicking us off or pointing up?"
    "POINTING UP YOURS!"
    Best line from nerd yet 👌🏼

  • @nightmareeclipse8383
    @nightmareeclipse8383 Před 5 lety +375

    you don’t understand, we are hunting turtles, I INTEROGATED A RAT!

  • @mwizachihana9551
    @mwizachihana9551 Před 3 lety +18

    27:03.
    -Pizza is good.
    -Pizza is right.
    -Pizza is the BEST thing I ever had!!

  • @gideonaigner1160
    @gideonaigner1160 Před 7 lety +62

    "She gets a tip from Chef Ramsey." 😆

  • @Thevagrant79
    @Thevagrant79 Před 7 lety +283

    I was not prepared to see Tamara dressed as April...

  • @Alejandroigarabide
    @Alejandroigarabide Před 4 lety +53

    I just now realise that "Eric Sachs" is an englishation of "Oroku Saki".
    Mind blown.

    • @Abbaschand
      @Abbaschand Před 4 lety +11

      I caught it the first time, and I thought, "Shit, does that mean Eric Sacks is Shredder?". Nope. If I remember, they were planning to do that, but then decided to change the script, making Oroku Saki and Rick Sacks different people.

    • @GothMermaidGamer
      @GothMermaidGamer Před 3 lety +7

      Well hell, they should have just stuck with that idea instead of pussing out and editing in a few shots of a Japanese dude

    • @Alejandroigarabide
      @Alejandroigarabide Před 3 lety +2

      @@Abbaschand Indeed, it was the original idea.

    • @mrrunodan8119
      @mrrunodan8119 Před 2 lety +2

      @@GothMermaidGamer maybe Fichtner could voice Shredder in a TMNT cartoon

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 Před 2 lety +2

      @@mrrunodan8119 I'm beginning to wonder if that might happen in Shredder's Revenge
      🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀 🍕

  • @lukewright9031
    @lukewright9031 Před 4 lety +71

    Most importantly... How did someone flush a Ninjistu book down the toilet and eventually into the sewer?

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC Před 3 lety +2

      must've been one of those industrial strength toilets.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 Před 3 lety +3

      Maybe it got left on the street and washed down one of the drainage holes?

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC Před 3 lety +2

      @@matthewmuir8884 i could see that, but honestly they should've stuck to the original idea that the first live action movie depicted, it was less improbable than a book of ninjitsu getting washed down a sewer drain.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 Před 3 lety +2

      @@UltimateGamerCC I should probably point out at this point that I know next to nothing about this franchise and have never watched/read/played/owned a toy of any of it; I watched this video because, "Hey, this review's probably hilarious."

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC Před 3 lety +2

      @@matthewmuir8884 really? well dayum, first time i ran into anyone that doesnt know about this franchise, kinda refreshing.

  • @austinboylan5476
    @austinboylan5476 Před 7 lety +489

    These two should get together again to review the sequel!

  • @isetmfriendsofire
    @isetmfriendsofire Před 6 lety +238

    The intro to this video is honestly a masterpiece, guys!

  • @wingsandash
    @wingsandash Před 5 lety +102

    "Even his daughter got out fine and she's, like, half his age!"
    ---
    ---Wait, what?
    (Love this video).

  • @thefreakmachine
    @thefreakmachine Před 5 lety +22

    28:30 "But, we took them that seriously".
    That's beacuse we were kids.
    And also nerds.
    Nerdy kids we were, nerdy guys we are now.

  • @joeyteter9383
    @joeyteter9383 Před 7 lety +50

    "Hey guys! You wanna come with us to ancient Japan with this time traveling stick?" Lmao

  • @nosoyarkano7624
    @nosoyarkano7624 Před 6 lety +462

    I might be a dumbass but is the voice change and glasses change a reference to the animated 80's show's constant errors?

  • @HeyheyandAwesomedudeutbegaming

    For real though, the 2012 Nickelodeon tmnt show is actually AMAZING

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 Před 3 lety +9

      It’s good for a kids show, but I prefer 2003

    • @HeyheyandAwesomedudeutbegaming
      @HeyheyandAwesomedudeutbegaming Před 3 lety +8

      @@gezi5927 I’m only saying it’s amazing because that’s what I grew up on so I’m not gonna fight u about which version is better

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 Před 3 lety +4

      dude i’m not arguing with you i was just saying my preference

    • @Saltyaf38
      @Saltyaf38 Před 3 lety +1

      It is

    • @evergreenlady784
      @evergreenlady784 Před 2 lety +2

      It is. It really is. 😁

  • @amon6109
    @amon6109 Před 5 lety +34

    25:57 Close enough. 10-10 is code for "Fight in progress"

  • @lacinecotina866
    @lacinecotina866 Před 6 lety +165

    i just love how he says "then she's been kidnapped"

    • @gRinchY-op5vr
      @gRinchY-op5vr Před 3 lety +5

      That and the way he says "The Christ has spoken" before just disappearing

  • @battlegeekplus
    @battlegeekplus Před 9 lety +52

    We had a great time making our cameo at 25:19 along with the other producers! We'll spread the word to have people visit this channel now!

  • @PaladinGear15
    @PaladinGear15 Před rokem +78

    The scene in the lift is seriously one of the best scenes ever in any movie, it fully embodies the turtles.
    They know they might be walking into their deaths, but Mikey's there to do something silly and lift their spirits.

  • @thefantasticretroreviewer3941

    5:41
    AVGN (NC's voice): It makes no sense
    NC (AVGN's voice): Wait, did my voice come outta your mouth?
    AVGN (Normal voice): Yeah, that was weird.

  • @Clarissa_Star
    @Clarissa_Star Před 6 lety +116

    20:44 I INTERROGATED A RAT!
    The delivery of that line just got me laughing out loud... Maybe it's the way it's delivered.

    • @zoozoo5241
      @zoozoo5241 Před rokem +1

      I know it’s way to fucking late but sameeeeee

  • @StacheHand
    @StacheHand Před 8 lety +238

    Imagining the sequel to this once Out of the Shadows comes out:
    (The Critic contacts the Nerd)
    Critic: "Hey, Nerd."
    Nerd: "Yeah? Oh. What do you want this time?"
    Critic: "The new Ninja Turtles sequel came out and i'm reviewing it this week. Shall we go another round, for old time's sake?"
    Nerd: "Oh, now that you've mentioned it, that reminds me. I want to ask you something."
    Critic: "What?"
    Nerd: "I was wondering, do you know how to spell "fuck off"?"
    Critic: "Oh, that's F-U.... wait a minute! Don't back out on me!"
    Nerd: "Go away! I can't take another shitty Turtles movie! My intelligence almost had a meltdown from sitting through the last one, i'm not going back!"
    Critic: "But Turtles fans have to stick together, and as avid fans, it is our obligation to join forces once again and finish what we started togeth-"
    (the Nerd interrupts the Critic's sentence by appearing out of nowhere, right next to him, and punching him in the face)
    Nerd: "Leave me out of it!"
    Critic: "God damn it... your intelligence may not have melted down, but your manners sure have. Ow."
    Nerd: "You're one to talk, you asshole."
    Critic: "It's just one more time, jackass."
    Nerd: "Asshole!"
    Critic: "Jackass!"
    Nerd: "Asshole!"
    Critic: "Jackass!"
    Nerd: "Asshole!"
    Critic: "Jackass!"
    Nerd and Critic: (beat) "Jackasshole!"
    Critic: "You know what? You're here now, so we might as well get started!"
    Nerd: "Fuck that! I have better things to do, like taking a golden shower while wrapped in electricity cables!"
    Critic: "Well, if it's that much better to do, why don't you?"
    Nerd: "Right now? I will!"
    Critic: "Good!"
    Nerd: "Great! You're on your own this time!"
    Critic: "Go ahead! I don't need you!"
    (The Critic sits back down on his chair in frustration and disappointment)
    Nerd: (from outside) "Damn!"
    Critic: "What a bitter guy." (takes out a bag of pork rinds to eat)

    • @splatoon4life776
      @splatoon4life776 Před 8 lety +3

      u r a genius

    • @thestwinner680
      @thestwinner680 Před 8 lety +7

      Let's just wait and see their second impression, you know after they cool down from the nostalgia and excitement that Bebop, Rocksteady and Krang were in the movie, no matter *how* BADLY exploited. Also, Casey Joke!

    • @the1tacoirvin
      @the1tacoirvin Před 8 lety +4

      the new one is just tranformer 4 age of extican of this franchise
      if your pay attiemtion its very VERY simaler to it

    • @charlieben3354
      @charlieben3354 Před 7 lety

      KingRaikou this is too long for me to read

    • @applelon
      @applelon Před 6 lety +1

      KingRaikou this is true artwork

  • @MrNickster115
    @MrNickster115 Před 5 lety +27

    25:40 did you really have to cut away from that masterpiece? Go ninja, go ninja GO!

    • @elijahscott3562
      @elijahscott3562 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Which video was that when he said go ninja go? 25:24

    • @MrNickster115
      @MrNickster115 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@elijahscott3562Your questions as good as mine on that one 😭

  • @michellewarns2778
    @michellewarns2778 Před 5 lety +42

    19:01 Dude, it would be almost like a ninja version of "The Tortoise and the Hare".

    • @danielrules-espinal
      @danielrules-espinal Před 2 lety +3

      All that team is missing is the Easter Bunny from Rise of the Guardians and you got yourself an awesome bunny team!

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara Před 2 lety

      I'd watch it! (If the turtles actually looked like turtles. I guess I'm a hardcore Jim Henson fan.)

  • @josiahjenksisawesome
    @josiahjenksisawesome Před 7 lety +114

    That closing speech was beautiful
    *Wipes away tear of awe*

    • @szpecter558
      @szpecter558 Před 4 lety +4

      josiah jenks What was the song they used?

  • @4O4Hime
    @4O4Hime Před 8 lety +350

    *_I need more of the two of them_*

  • @dannyblantom5243
    @dannyblantom5243 Před 4 lety +23

    14:58
    Better question- Who the hell throws away a book on frickin ninjitsu?!! And all those weapons?!?!

  • @gdbaradit
    @gdbaradit Před 4 lety +17

    17:35 "Fuck that noise" They forgot to add the noise (?)

  • @emilyfuller1563
    @emilyfuller1563 Před 7 lety +34

    I'm not even a Turtles fan, and I LOVE that elevator scene. The Nerd's right, how can you not get sucked in?

  • @Joker3384
    @Joker3384 Před 8 lety +132

    23:58 Why does Santa Christ look like a Smurf? XD

    • @wingriddenmartyr
      @wingriddenmartyr Před 8 lety +6

      Shadow clone jutsu!

    • @KamenRiderSeiryuXV0
      @KamenRiderSeiryuXV0 Před 7 lety +15

      Santa Christ becoming a sensei. lol

    • @TheMrRuttazzo
      @TheMrRuttazzo Před 7 lety +16

      Because he has died for all our sins...
      ...But he also likes pancakes!

    • @ryudragonuv
      @ryudragonuv Před 7 lety +3

      Because in that scene he's an astral-projection.
      Much like back in the 1988 live-action movie when Splinter--long ensnared by the Foot--appeared to Leo and the others on April's farm while meditating together to speak to them.
      Know you references!

    • @Probablylani
      @Probablylani Před 6 lety +2

      Will 2139 "No! Onions!"

  • @hdjksa52
    @hdjksa52 Před 5 lety +54

    You know Tamara Lynn Chambers would have been a great pick for April O'neil. She really looks like a real version of her.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Před 5 lety +6

      Tall, skinny redhead with big boobs? I feel like only one part of that might be true.

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 Před 4 lety +2

      @John The King Robinson She's more fitting than Megan Fox

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 Před 3 lety +1

      The mere fact that Megan Fox was chosen again for a Micheal Bay movie, and a ninja turtles one no less! Still makes me mad. 😠

  • @codyflake3080
    @codyflake3080 Před 3 lety +35

    Okay I call bs on the book crap. I’ve watched the shows and movies(except these for good reason) and plenty of things were changed but one thing that stayed pretty much the same was that Splinter already knew Ninjitsu before meeting the turtles. In the early series the reason is because he is Master Yoshi mutated into a rat, in the movies he learned ninjitsu from Master Yoshi. That part was essential to the how the turtles become Ninjas and Bay’s way around that is a freaking book?

    • @agentepolaris4914
      @agentepolaris4914 Před 2 lety

      That's the only flaw of the film

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara Před 2 lety +4

      Also, who would drop a cool Japanese martial arts book into the sewer.

    • @zanderblankenship3849
      @zanderblankenship3849 Před rokem

      @@LadyOnikara Someone who couldn’t read Japanese?

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara Před rokem +1

      @@zanderblankenship3849 Hmm... Maybe. I would at least give it a good try first.

  • @Justmyhandle
    @Justmyhandle Před 8 lety +16

    22:00- "Boom, and boobs! Explosions!" Ha, that actually does sum up most of Michael Bay's style in a nut shell. PRINT MONEY :D

  • @BabyLambCreations
    @BabyLambCreations Před 7 lety +28

    Totally unrelated to the subject of this video, but: (29:16)
    RIP Adam West, TV's #1 Batman.

  • @IcyAtlas
    @IcyAtlas Před 6 lety +67

    "Do you see her right in front of you?"
    *"No-"*
    "-Then she's been kidnapped."

  • @B33FY2011
    @B33FY2011 Před rokem +34

    This is the first time I have ever seen and known that avgn & critic did this together. This is the duel review I never knew I needed.

  • @tylerleach8796
    @tylerleach8796 Před 8 lety +506

    We need a four way crossover of Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, Black Nerd, and Phelous to review The sequel

    • @whatiftherewasanun
      @whatiftherewasanun Před 8 lety +14

      I'm so thankful that I'm not the only person who thinks that!

    • @cryingwithrage
      @cryingwithrage Před 8 lety +5

      and angry joe

    • @karakun1
      @karakun1 Před 8 lety +10

      angry joe not the best choice. though he did watched it as a kid he’s not the best choice plus he already got his crossover with Critic in Batman vs Superman.

    • @nameynamename3758
      @nameynamename3758 Před 7 lety +2

      +karakun1 - Also Man of Steel.

    • @nameynamename3758
      @nameynamename3758 Před 7 lety +3

      Why Phelous? Is he really a TMNT guy?

  • @punkrockgamer6916
    @punkrockgamer6916 Před 6 lety +71

    Might just be because I'm stoned, but this ending speech legit makes me cry-

    • @mcfireballs3491
      @mcfireballs3491 Před 3 lety +1

      You had me at 'stoned'

    • @Buderus69
      @Buderus69 Před 3 lety

      I hope you are not still crying about this

    • @JONAH_918
      @JONAH_918 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Buderus69 I dont think anyone could be stoned for three years

    • @Buderus69
      @Buderus69 Před 3 lety +3

      @@JONAH_918 then you haven't met my family I see

  • @stegoshark5116
    @stegoshark5116 Před rokem +9

    16:12 So his siblings don't get into it. He's just acting like someone with siblings

  • @rootless4042
    @rootless4042 Před 4 lety +10

    Dude what the heck was that at 20:58 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @godzillafan1117
    @godzillafan1117 Před 9 lety +57

    Where's the part of the video where Raphael talks normally in slo mo? Was I imagining things?

    • @godsdonttalk597
      @godsdonttalk597 Před 9 lety +14

      GodzillaFan111 Now to think of it, these reuploads have had a lot (maybe not a lot, but some) scenes cut from them. Perhaps these were the specific copyright claims?
      Either that or we're all going crazy.

    • @godzillafan1117
      @godzillafan1117 Před 9 lety

      Hmmm

    • @dwarf365
      @dwarf365 Před 9 lety +3

      GodzillaFan111 CONFIRMED! original version is 35:10 min long. same con ending and everything. as near as i can tell it is just that clip that was cut. it was my favorite part of the vid. thankfully i saved the first upload.

    • @godsdonttalk597
      @godsdonttalk597 Před 9 lety +1

      It had to be the copyright claim, just like the Jaws scene from Master of Disguise

    • @godzillafan1117
      @godzillafan1117 Před 9 lety

      }:(

  • @madnessunleashed8648
    @madnessunleashed8648 Před 7 lety +101

    I would totally watch Thirty Something Nerdy Critic's.

    • @HarmonyBunny
      @HarmonyBunny Před 4 lety +3

      It's called Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic.

    • @HarmonyBunny
      @HarmonyBunny Před 3 lety

      @Squeezie Army Joke / You \

  • @muddashucka9743
    @muddashucka9743 Před rokem +11

    8:08 That super molecular discombobulating device looks like a Dr. Grordbort raygun

  • @mattmoro1212
    @mattmoro1212 Před 3 lety +5

    8:13 Anyone else notice the nerd is holding a Manmelter from Tf2?

  • @gamefreak23788
    @gamefreak23788 Před 9 lety +336

    Who's favorite version is the 2003 TMNT?

    • @sammichdefate5375
      @sammichdefate5375 Před 9 lety +59

      ***** Funny enough, that was actually the version of the TMNT I grew up with.

    • @badexample2674
      @badexample2674 Před 9 lety +6

      Sammich De Fate Me Too

    • @MegaFeeso
      @MegaFeeso Před 9 lety +8

      Marten Lausvee I did too but I have an oler brother so I grew up with the 80s show and movies too.

    • @badexample2674
      @badexample2674 Před 9 lety

      ***** I was 2 or 3 when people i know were watching the 80s show ( I live in a weird country). But i saw most of the 80s episodes last year

    • @MegaFeeso
      @MegaFeeso Před 9 lety

      Those "red sky" episodes were a little odd

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets Před 6 lety +494

    Imagine these Turtles as big buff black stereotype gangsters with bald heads and short noses, then think back to the racist Transformers back in Transformers 2 and it will blow your mind.

    • @szpecter558
      @szpecter558 Před 6 lety +8

      28:08 Someone please tell me the name of that song to send me a link to it at least!!!

    • @casualcyberguy1314
      @casualcyberguy1314 Před 6 lety +4

      MforZorro | Movesets OH MY GOOOOOOOD

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 Před 6 lety +1

      MforZorro | Movesets You’re giving me ideas!

    • @KangaKucha
      @KangaKucha Před 6 lety +2

      MforMovesets didn't NC do that in his review of the original movies?

    • @gabopr1365
      @gabopr1365 Před 5 lety +1

      How?

  • @massimopetrangelo8692
    @massimopetrangelo8692 Před 3 lety +7

    26:48: Critic says there was no explosions before.
    Looking back at 15:53 and 17:03: Explosions!

    • @brandonspain12345
      @brandonspain12345 Před 2 lety +1

      @UC3n78nGHqK9e2FQzQTK0ftw Still giant enough to destroy their lair. Dumbass.

  • @d-heroshadez7359
    @d-heroshadez7359 Před 5 lety +15

    26:16 best battle cry ever!! LMAO!! I can't stop laughing!!

  • @JageshemashFTW
    @JageshemashFTW Před 6 lety +182

    26:40
    Uh... Did they cut out a joke? I remember a bit where they joke that Raphael would be speaking really fast to match the speed of the crane falling?

    • @cng507
      @cng507 Před 5 lety +16

      Oh, I finally found someone else who noticed. I was looking for that too

    • @PixxieAlexx
      @PixxieAlexx Před 5 lety +6

      Same I was just thinking that! I wonder why they took it out

    • @gradybrown9301
      @gradybrown9301 Před 5 lety +4

      I have been wondering the same thing and I really wanna know why

    • @jordirapper
      @jordirapper Před 5 lety +15

      Copyright reasons. The long audio was the problem

    • @MRAxel1900
      @MRAxel1900 Před 5 lety +7

      Mándela Effect

  • @skyscraperfronterline5701
    @skyscraperfronterline5701 Před 9 lety +144

    Thirty Something Nerdy Critics!! Thirty Something Nerdy Critics!! 😆😆😆

    • @voltazurite1832
      @voltazurite1832 Před 6 lety

      Skyscraper Fronterline Reviewers with no life at all: Geeky power!

  • @bobthebomb2758
    @bobthebomb2758 Před 5 lety +83

    OK that cartoon were April was a teenager was first of all great and second of all 100 times better than these movies

    • @themysteriouscatperson9483
      @themysteriouscatperson9483 Před 4 lety +6

      The Critic
      He didn’t say anything against it, I think he likes it judging from other reviews

  • @acountryboysopinion6001
    @acountryboysopinion6001 Před 5 lety +75

    I they would've stayed with the source material, it would've made sense that Splinter knew Japanese (He was a pet of a Japanese Lord) & how Splinter knew Shredder (Shredder was an enemy of Splinter's Master).

    • @reenamiller4489
      @reenamiller4489 Před 3 lety

      Now that I think about it, the only time Splinter is the ninjitsu master and not the pet is in the 2012 and 2018 shows
      Where did that idea even come from?

    • @s.nifrum4580
      @s.nifrum4580 Před 3 lety +2

      @@reenamiller4489
      It came from the 1987 show
      And it’s the superior story anyway

  • @Spuckhuus
    @Spuckhuus Před 6 lety +379

    Jim Henson > CGI

  • @dgood5707
    @dgood5707 Před 7 lety +29

    Regarding April being a teen in the Nickelodeon series, atleast Donnie having a crush on her isn't creepy.

  • @PostMelvz
    @PostMelvz Před 4 lety +49

    If Sonic can have a make over why can't the TMNT's?

    • @topcoppelion6626
      @topcoppelion6626 Před 3 lety +2

      If it really matters they'll get a George Lucas Special edition bullocks.

    • @mintstar3703
      @mintstar3703 Před 2 lety +5

      True. Sonic and Pikachu are perfect examples of how to make animated characters look easy on the eyes in live action.

    • @legendaryweegee5331
      @legendaryweegee5331 Před 2 lety +5

      Because the people who were making the sonic movies were humble enough to take criticism, no matter how harsh. Michael Bay on the other hand has a huge ego so he wouldn’t even consider criticism in the first place.

    • @johnjackson8327
      @johnjackson8327 Před 2 lety +1

      This was before Hollywood realized that making an adaptation exactly like the source material made money

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara Před 2 lety +4

      Actually, they should have a makeover after this. Since they got Sonic to look like the game version instead of an anorexic weasel, make the Ninja Turtles actually look like Ninja Turtles instead of shelled toads on steroids.

  • @SithBunny1
    @SithBunny1 Před 2 lety +8

    23:23 Wow, I can't believe they got Arin Hanson for this!

  • @andrewkful
    @andrewkful Před 9 lety +40

    0:09 That was a fun spoof to animate!

    • @AndrewHager02
      @AndrewHager02 Před 9 lety +6

      Great job, man! You've really got your work cut out for you!

  • @spaghetnoodle6441
    @spaghetnoodle6441 Před 4 lety +17

    17:19 is my favorite part of the review

  • @RandomCartoonFan2639
    @RandomCartoonFan2639 Před 5 lety +63

    First Nickelodeon film rated PG-13

  • @AceofSpades820
    @AceofSpades820 Před 4 lety +51

    And from what I have learned from fanart of these designs
    The Michael Bay designs look better in 2D! And when drawn!

    • @kaijukid1443
      @kaijukid1443 Před 2 lety +6

      Kinda the same with the bayverse Transformers

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 Před 7 lety +10

    15:08 It's more plausible than a guy teaching a rat Ninjistu.

  • @LuriTV
    @LuriTV Před 7 lety +9

    The song in Splinters-"dying"-Scene 18:40 sounds a lot like "Mountains of Thunder" from the wrath of the lich king OST

  • @eddiedejesus943
    @eddiedejesus943 Před 3 lety +9

    27:16 is the best part

  • @ossomysteriossobutyoucanca9472

    Fox sounds like Phantom Menace Natalie Portman

    • @lucasgibbs4050
      @lucasgibbs4050 Před 4 lety +1

      Megan Fox, we already had Natalie Portman regretting her Star Wars choice, you shouldn’t have joined TMNT directed by Michael Bay. Any project with Michael Bay these days is just asking to be ruined by greedy, explosion craving hands.

  • @bradchadwick4343
    @bradchadwick4343 Před 7 lety +68

    We're really white!
    That's literally all I say when someone tells me that's the wrong lyrics or that dab doesn't have correct form

  • @salmagundi_media
    @salmagundi_media Před 7 lety +10

    "Did my voice just come out of your mouth?" Gold.

  • @lordbrickmasterproductions3531

    12:28 the best thing he ever said

  • @geomania8533
    @geomania8533 Před 2 lety +13

    God that elevator scene is the best. Especially with all the clips of everyone dancing to the beat

  • @CleverClothe
    @CleverClothe Před rokem +6

    "It's like Vine..."
    That joke didn't age well.

  • @jasonjoseph6497
    @jasonjoseph6497 Před 4 lety +20

    The shredformer killed me😂

  • @mwizachihana9551
    @mwizachihana9551 Před 3 lety +17

    6:46. I love this scene where their designs are criticized.

  • @Geekzarro
    @Geekzarro Před 3 lety +36

    The thing I love the most about reviews like this, is that you guys can make something incredible and awesome out of something really awful. I've seen this review many times already, and always I end up almost crying of emotion, pure lovely nostalgia :')
    Thanks Nerd and Critic

  • @RailFoxMedia
    @RailFoxMedia Před 6 lety +13

    25:10 Doug’s Head Movement Doh

  • @moonleafteaofthemonth
    @moonleafteaofthemonth Před 6 lety +55

    Isn't that the horse from "horsin' around"? Lol

  • @_harpollo_
    @_harpollo_ Před 5 lety +5

    7:05 what the hell were you guys expecting? it's not like they're going to hold up to a human standard of beauty, they're fucking turtles!

  • @ciscotheinkboi
    @ciscotheinkboi Před 2 lety +8

    21:44 Neither am I!! Damn good show!!

  • @bluezero8557
    @bluezero8557 Před 7 lety +129

    If they made a game about the critic and the nerd and set it in the teenage mutant ninja turtles nes game. I'd play it. hell id buy it (with in a reasonable price range of course)

  • @jonzu4
    @jonzu4 Před 7 lety +209

    Damn right, I shot first! Thanks for the shoutout!

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 Před 7 lety +3

      Sir Greedo yet you got fried XD still think they could have done more with your character and Boba Fett.

    • @Draggobuttboi
      @Draggobuttboi Před 7 lety +20

      you still missed, what are you a stormtrooper?

    • @Commander_Tarnum
      @Commander_Tarnum Před 7 lety

      Eh, I actually don't mind that Greedo Shot first.Han Solo is still a Character in the Original Trilogy Guys.

    • @alexsis55
      @alexsis55 Před 7 lety

      Sir Greedo Guy Sensei shot first

    • @williamsullivan7818
      @williamsullivan7818 Před 7 lety +9

      Well you missed at point blank range so how shitty are you at your job.

  • @mwizachihana9551
    @mwizachihana9551 Před 4 lety +17

    24:38-25:41. My favourite scene in this WHOLE review.

  • @chrisby4607
    @chrisby4607 Před 5 lety +19

    That weapon was the pyros manmelter from TF2.

  • @BladeCrossEXE
    @BladeCrossEXE Před 7 lety +11

    5:54. You don't FUCK with CHIN!

  • @dgood5707
    @dgood5707 Před 7 lety +32

    Who thinks that if they made Splinter Hamato Yoshi instead of a rat, and the turtles were April's pets, and Splinter as a human is a friend of April's dad, but one day her father experiments on them, and Splinter gets mutated by accident, and that causes the mutation in the turtles, would make a much better TMNT movie? Cause I think it would be.

    • @apenasmaisumdiogo.7115
      @apenasmaisumdiogo.7115 Před 4 lety +5

      I agree, I never believed too much in that idea that he would be master of martial arts only by reading a book

  • @ldragothelordofdragons1859

    24:10
    The Christ: you must form a rap band
    Nc: right, what
    Always cracks me up every time

  • @lord_vwphaeton1883
    @lord_vwphaeton1883 Před 4 lety +14

    All jokes aside, ill give the movie some credit...
    The movie's lit well and the colours are REALLY good... Like *REALLY* good... It is, in my humble opinion, a good looking movie...
    Edit: forgot to add... Anyone thought Will Arnett was actually Patrick Wilson? I legit got confused...

  • @kriscuffie8010
    @kriscuffie8010 Před 6 lety +63

    NOOOOOO!!!!!!! HAN SHOT FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    thank you for listening

    • @chezzyglock2351
      @chezzyglock2351 Před 5 lety

      fuck you

    • @mcp2.035
      @mcp2.035 Před 5 lety +4

      No, Han didn’t shoot first, he was the only one to shoot

    • @aidanredding8058
      @aidanredding8058 Před 4 lety

      He did actually, if you look at it frame-by-frame the laser leaves Han's blaster before Greedos is out of the barrel.

  • @YourObedientSandwichAHam
    @YourObedientSandwichAHam Před 7 lety +26

    I'm not a fan of TMNT (don't hate it, I just didn't grow up with it), but I have to say I thought that one scene in the elevator was fun.

  • @TheSonicAndTailsShow
    @TheSonicAndTailsShow Před rokem +22

    24:34 I'll agree with this, this WAS the best scene in the movie.

  • @bardinblue9830
    @bardinblue9830 Před rokem +3

    "Just a big giant toy commercial..." I suppose the same could be said of the Transformers, He-Man and She-Ra and the Masters of the Universe, G.I. Joe, Ghost Busters, and so many other ideas and concepts that were popular with kids during the 1980's and 1990's. Heck, when figurines and action figures of video game characters finally came out, like Mario and Link figures... and then the Mega Man action figures based both on the silly cartoon and those closer to the actual concept art for the games - I wanted those too - even in my adult years! Funny, and yet this video is so true about growing up in the 80's and 90's with the cartoons, games, and toys... and then comparing new concepts of each to our memories of what we had growing up. Thank you for this entertaining, and yet somehow insightful, piece of commentary Angry Video Game Nerd and Nostalgia Critic! You guys are both awesome.