we queued matchmaking for 2 hours without a game and lost our minds (longest queue ever)

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  • čas přidán 23. 06. 2021
  • this is why i haven't made an unranked matchmaking video yet
    it's literally impossible

Komentáře • 942

  • @Anomaly3
    @Anomaly3  Před 2 lety +3049

    "anomaly maek unranker matchmaker men))"
    I haven't been able to yet. This is why. 😐

  • @WatNeni
    @WatNeni Před 2 lety +4060

    Mission: find and play an unranked game in African region, when it's around 6 in the morning there.

    • @YesImVirgin
      @YesImVirgin Před 2 lety +236

      Calm the fuck down Lucifer...

    • @liquidberry3386
      @liquidberry3386 Před 2 lety +34

      It's about the same time as EU isnt it?

    • @cookieeguy
      @cookieeguy Před 2 lety +22

      Lol its already like 20 min in normal queue xD imagine that

    • @elyes5197
      @elyes5197 Před 2 lety +26

      I am from Africa and I just play on eu servers

    • @antoha3813
      @antoha3813 Před 2 lety +4

      They don’t have server in africos

  • @bertramkristensen8009
    @bertramkristensen8009 Před 2 lety +769

    "how is your family?"
    -"dead"
    -"same"
    LMAO

    • @LFXGaming
      @LFXGaming Před 2 lety +34

      Best haix quote by far
      Haix: "Mother still alive?"
      Random: "Yes"
      Haix: "Why?"

    • @TheXarus
      @TheXarus Před 2 lety +3

      @@LFXGaming Lmaoooo

    • @Robsli479
      @Robsli479 Před rokem

      sane

  • @Coxick
    @Coxick Před 2 lety +1424

    players: give us unranked to practice
    valve: **makes unranked**
    players: i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that

    • @soratenshi2847
      @soratenshi2847 Před 2 lety +14

      ? you can't practice there because it's full with spinbots

    • @filip4698
      @filip4698 Před 2 lety +4

      @@soratenshi2847 no lol ever heard of prime?

    • @soratenshi2847
      @soratenshi2847 Před 2 lety +14

      @@filip4698 what? I'm talking about unranked

    • @filip4698
      @filip4698 Před 2 lety +3

      @@soratenshi2847 you can't queue for prime in unranked?

    • @soratenshi2847
      @soratenshi2847 Před 2 lety +22

      @@filip4698 no, it's ranked and unranked mixed up, you can't only select prime

  • @mistertwister7234
    @mistertwister7234 Před 2 lety +145

    When you sit for 2 hours queueing and found a game and your mom come and say you have been too long in front of the computer.

  • @flummoxium
    @flummoxium Před 2 lety +1061

    Haix's english has improved alot, I gotta admit.

    • @sohamdhoke
      @sohamdhoke Před 2 lety +153

      What do you mean? Nthn could beat "No, no, I'm from England, America"

    • @usert366pp
      @usert366pp Před 2 lety +4

      *legit*

    • @sohamdhoke
      @sohamdhoke Před 2 lety +4

      @@flummoxium still with haix's mic, it's a whole different case..

    • @TUTOSANDROIDtutorialesymas
      @TUTOSANDROIDtutorialesymas Před 2 lety +8

      @@sohamdhoke haix's mic is pretty decent actually

    • @andrewsegura9360
      @andrewsegura9360 Před 2 lety +20

      Im impressed on how Haix's english got better, coming from a guy who used to say "You're family dead, dog family you"

  • @fricolorlfc6252
    @fricolorlfc6252 Před 2 lety +968

    anomaly doesnt actually know this is the content we want

    • @travisval
      @travisval Před 2 lety +47

      no i want wheelchair racing

    • @LehikoinenJoel
      @LehikoinenJoel Před 2 lety +5

      YES why is this not on his main channel??

    • @craccy1k
      @craccy1k Před 2 lety +12

      @@LehikoinenJoel holy fuck 49 subs and music verified

    • @headhonco9371
      @headhonco9371 Před 2 lety +3

      @@LehikoinenJoel how?

    • @bIahaj
      @bIahaj Před 2 lety +8

      @@headhonco9371 he makes music

  • @kuoseis
    @kuoseis Před 2 lety +815

    back in the days vertigo queue time was 45 min

    • @internetfacts1
      @internetfacts1 Před 2 lety +12

      Understandable

    • @OddZodd
      @OddZodd Před 2 lety +4

      not surprised

    • @Gou_
      @Gou_ Před 2 lety +12

      the good old days with old vertigo

    • @wyxir4191
      @wyxir4191 Před 2 lety +3

      Cuz it was a shit map and the developers changed it more often than their clothes

    • @kuoseis
      @kuoseis Před 2 lety +11

      @@wyxir4191 nah mate, I mean the old old days, 2015 and 16 when it was the best vertigo.

  • @nebtis5546
    @nebtis5546 Před 2 lety +228

    you should make a Podcast while queuing unranked at 6am and when you find a match the podcast ends

  • @waff7759
    @waff7759 Před 2 lety +1083

    Plot twist: They eventually found a game but somebody didnt join

  • @gigel7047
    @gigel7047 Před 2 lety +388

    Haix beats the shit out of a table!
    Anomaly : such music, such wow!

    • @markuss88
      @markuss88 Před rokem

      "Wow thatsa sounds so good!"

  • @arnoldas7381
    @arnoldas7381 Před 2 lety +525

    *haix: plays techno with his table*
    anomaly: that sounds like amazing music

  • @byeheaven
    @byeheaven Před 2 lety +588

    This is actually a great video. Hope you'll make something like this in the future!

    • @dmrsdump3994
      @dmrsdump3994 Před 2 lety +15

      Yeah. Him and his friends just chilling and talking is very nice

    • @iangulline
      @iangulline Před 2 lety +4

      I'm looking forward to the podcast episode where they actually get a game

  • @r3all1f32
    @r3all1f32 Před 2 lety +118

    I love how they just sat on the queue screen for 2 hours, yet they still made a pretty funny video out of it

  • @poundweed3499
    @poundweed3499 Před 2 lety +55

    "How is your family?"
    "Dead."
    An ad pops up lmao

  • @LehikoinenJoel
    @LehikoinenJoel Před 2 lety +124

    "THAT SOUNDS LIKE AMAZING MUSIC" LOLOL

  • @werq_lol
    @werq_lol Před 2 lety +39

    Haix: can you also leave my channel in the description
    Anermly: Yeah sure
    Also Anermly: *doesn't leave haix's channel in the description*

  • @antonyzadymiarz2554
    @antonyzadymiarz2554 Před 2 lety +141

    i really want to see you make "the terraria experience" with haix

  • @williameriksson6718
    @williameriksson6718 Před 2 lety +5

    6:18 Haix: Furiously smashig his desk
    Anomaly: ✨Amazing music✨

  • @NickySan
    @NickySan Před 2 lety +70

    Plan: plays CSGO matchmaking
    Reality: plays terraria

  • @MrsajasPT
    @MrsajasPT Před 2 lety +53

    Make a podcast that each episode ends when you find a game

  • @Umbrella_v1
    @Umbrella_v1 Před 2 lety +15

    Anomaly and Haix waiting for a game more then 1+ hr
    Regular Overwatch player: Hmmm....., first Time?

  • @jonathanprins5924
    @jonathanprins5924 Před 2 lety +23

    Unranked matchmaking experience: starts playing another game
    Yep seems about right

  • @NiXx2863
    @NiXx2863 Před 2 lety +75

    Anoamly: hey haix lets play some unranked matchmaking
    CSGO: well yes but actualy no

  • @n._.4637
    @n._.4637 Před 2 lety +100

    LONGEST QUEUE ANY% SPEEDRUN WR (NO GLITCH/NO NET INTERFERENCE)

  • @ogveltonaro
    @ogveltonaro Před 2 lety +26

    finally some video with Haix, i started to miss him :(

  • @poooop2123
    @poooop2123 Před 2 lety +19

    This dedication that this man has for this game is impressive

  • @mihai434
    @mihai434 Před 2 lety +57

    Anomaly: cant wait to make a video about unranked matchmaking!
    Gaben: well yes but actually no.

  • @HaiX
    @HaiX Před 2 lety +20

    Bottom text

  • @dzenita6134
    @dzenita6134 Před 2 lety +8

    You know its good when it starts: HAJJKS

  • @sparseonyoutube
    @sparseonyoutube Před 2 lety +11

    i really just watched csgo queue for 13 minutes and i enjoyed every second of it :)

  • @racheloshin1266
    @racheloshin1266 Před 2 lety +4

    Suprised anomaly didn't spend money while he was waiting

  • @xM4xDx
    @xM4xDx Před 2 lety +49

    upload the whole 2 hours raw footage

  • @cd1231
    @cd1231 Před 2 lety +17

    WE STILL WAITING WHEN HAIX COME TO MALTA

  • @sirsansdinner2400
    @sirsansdinner2400 Před 2 lety +1

    hows your family?
    dead
    (ad for bug spray begins)

  • @MrGlobule
    @MrGlobule Před 2 lety +3

    never knew a video where its just queueing for a csgo match could be so entertaining

  • @nituplays_3875
    @nituplays_3875 Před 2 lety +42

    You know anomaly is triggered when he posts the title in no caps.
    If you notice, all of his titles are all caps

  • @OmegaMercenary
    @OmegaMercenary Před 2 lety +13

    Bro you and your friends are really just so funny you should put non CS content on here. I'd snort that shit like crack

  • @kaidenvi
    @kaidenvi Před rokem

    i really loved the pilot episode of this podcast, can't wait for episode 2!

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino Před 2 lety +2

    HaiX: Destroys his furniture
    Anomaly: OMG this music is beautiful *-*

  • @voxhh
    @voxhh Před 2 lety +3

    this is what high rank queues feel like at 2am

  • @armageddon3952
    @armageddon3952 Před 2 lety +3

    Anomaly: it's time
    *5G sneks slowly and quietly to his room*

  • @103god.8
    @103god.8 Před 2 lety +1

    We need more this podcast stuff like it fr

  • @Darcy02
    @Darcy02 Před 2 lety +2

    This takes “high hours better skill” to a new level

  • @baldi-wankenobi5167
    @baldi-wankenobi5167 Před 2 lety +8

    I loved the part where they queue

  • @ramstra4135
    @ramstra4135 Před 2 lety +7

    When haix asked how's your family I got a ad of a guy laughing

  • @exi_sfx
    @exi_sfx Před 2 lety +1

    very good video, just two friends goofing around, more like this!

  • @lordskull7015
    @lordskull7015 Před 2 lety +2

    This is like waiting in a queue in tarkov

  • @ErieTheOwl
    @ErieTheOwl Před 2 lety +14

    Unranked still matches you with people similar to your own rank just like ranked matchmaking, its just that games don't impact your rank in unranked, that is the only difference.
    Nobody at your high rank is gonna waste their life in unranked, hence the long queue times.

  • @VWSparkee
    @VWSparkee Před 2 lety +3

    Leave the lobby, q again and play in 3 minutes, 200 IQ

  • @diyartcollege1647
    @diyartcollege1647 Před 2 lety +1

    I like when Ludde isn't screaming every second. Feelsgoodman.

  • @lostamit3712
    @lostamit3712 Před 2 lety +1

    8:40 "anomaly aushwitz in minecraft"

  • @io_enjoyer7438
    @io_enjoyer7438 Před 2 lety +3

    Валераматчмейкер вообщето самый лучший киберспортсмен в России !

  • @repvv
    @repvv Před 2 lety +3

    Average queuing time for overwatch DPS players after roll queue was introduced

  • @BlueOrion-dc9yk
    @BlueOrion-dc9yk Před 2 lety

    "mom can we go watch comedy"
    Mom: we have comedy at home
    -comedy at home

  • @winster32
    @winster32 Před 2 lety

    This is better then any other speedrun I had ever seen.

  • @Kolox
    @Kolox Před 2 lety +4

    Imagine after 2 hours it found a game and someone didn't accepted

  • @Stormankan
    @Stormankan Před 2 lety +3

    I spent 13 min watching Two guys queuing for a match,

  • @spottier
    @spottier Před 2 lety +2

    6:17 hardstyle go brr

  • @oliveoilmayo
    @oliveoilmayo Před 2 lety

    Hope you can find an unranked match soon these are your best vids imo

  • @dropacidnotbombs9506
    @dropacidnotbombs9506 Před 2 lety +4

    There is no global who hate himself so much that he would play goddamn unranked 👍

  • @turbulentt297
    @turbulentt297 Před 2 lety +3

    Y’all talking about the q times in the main menu for each map made me realize how dead NA is lol. Matches take like 5 min to find

  • @pyranile5466
    @pyranile5466 Před 2 lety +1

    Ayyy, my G. I take great honor from you naming your account "gregor" as I am named one

  • @Sebastiuon
    @Sebastiuon Před 2 lety

    this is my favourite cs video of yours

  • @rajsmells0215
    @rajsmells0215 Před 2 lety +3

    why did haix sound intelligent here for a moment

  • @flaggboi
    @flaggboi Před 2 lety +4

    imagine they waited 2 hours and restarted the queue to just find a game in 30 seconds :|

  • @baldski_01
    @baldski_01 Před 2 měsíci

    i want a full unedited and uncut video of this

  • @dababy2563
    @dababy2563 Před 2 lety +1

    Once with my friends we waited 16h 31min and we went to sleep then the next day we had a test

  • @blastgird7840
    @blastgird7840 Před 2 lety +31

    Anomaly: Road to Silver!!!!!!!!!
    CSGO SERVERS: oh hell nah.

  • @nemanjanikolic8840
    @nemanjanikolic8840 Před 2 lety +3

    Dead game valve killed it

  • @keeganidk
    @keeganidk Před rokem

    Anomaly: "What food are you gonna order?"
    Haix: "some cookie."

  • @SSn0wx
    @SSn0wx Před 2 lety +2

    I like this channel better ngl it is just anomaly being the old genuine anomaly. Just like his 2015/2016 videos

  • @alishamas3007
    @alishamas3007 Před 2 lety +3

    Actually it happens to me when its like 4 mins just restart your game and it’ll be okay it always work.👍 just restart game man.

  • @ethhics
    @ethhics Před 2 lety +15

    Lol they probably just copied the queue wait time from the official competetive into the unranked mode just so ppl won't ever have to see "Mirage - Queue Time 2:30:00 h"

  • @monikasfuturehusband6117

    Glad to see Anomaly played or have heard about Project Cappuccino

  • @viestursputnis1100
    @viestursputnis1100 Před 2 lety +1

    Like a week ago , I was queuing for a le ranked prime clean trust match at 7 am like tuesday , and it took me 17 minutes to find a match , 4 minutes of warmup , and someone didnt join xD

  • @alin8964
    @alin8964 Před 2 lety +3

    The new anticheat works great but the players ratio dropped to 9%

  • @PhanstasyStar
    @PhanstasyStar Před 2 lety +4

    This is actually a bug that happened many times to me. All you need to do, if you don't find a match within 5-6 minutes, then restart the game

  • @austincain764
    @austincain764 Před rokem

    We need a podcast video but its all contained within a longass csgo que

  • @honk1280
    @honk1280 Před 2 lety

    Valve- YOU NOT GIVE MONEY, we no give game

  • @360_gangsterelite2
    @360_gangsterelite2 Před 2 lety +3

    This happened to me too. I usually get a match for wingman in like 2 minutes. Yesterday it took me like 20 minutes and I didn't find a match. This was in unranked btw

    • @mushroomcrepes4780
      @mushroomcrepes4780 Před 2 lety

      yeah mine got to 40+ min but I was watching videos so forgot to accept

  • @sausagesausage2819
    @sausagesausage2819 Před 2 lety +4

    great game recommended

  • @adinmmp8870
    @adinmmp8870 Před 2 lety

    I tottaly needed this

  • @kaiyuanchen2107
    @kaiyuanchen2107 Před 2 lety +1

    I haven't bought prime yet, g1 before unranked update. I noticed my queue time triple in unranked mm up to 14-15 min and go against either complete bots that abandon on round 3, global players that eat my team whole, or hackers. Game epic 😎

  • @willg9106
    @willg9106 Před 2 lety +4

    It's glitched, restart CSGO. This happens quite often in unranked and ranked. I've played quite a few unranked and it's never taken longer than 10 minutes...

  • @FETFAZIDIS
    @FETFAZIDIS Před 2 lety +2

    last time i was so early anomaly was still under 150kg

  • @joshuabudiarto5036
    @joshuabudiarto5036 Před 2 lety

    Every video with haix is gold

  • @qki1507
    @qki1507 Před rokem

    8:53
    "It's fucking 8 in the morning, and you build a bEnis (("

  • @kerewz5940
    @kerewz5940 Před 10 měsíci

    It feels like queuing for a ranked match at 11am in OCE

  • @Rebcap05
    @Rebcap05 Před 9 měsíci +1

    7:20 wish I was sent "foory born".

  • @painthunderexe
    @painthunderexe Před 2 lety

    Ok anomaly just for that supra sound my respect for you grew by 10 times

  • @smuwug
    @smuwug Před 2 lety

    cs go: tens of millions of unique players each month! 100000 players online!
    also cs go: mmmm yes endless queue

  • @ryanberry05
    @ryanberry05 Před 2 lety

    Damn im happy i follow all the channels, finna follow this up with some fat man pokemon card opening!!

  • @garryrptr
    @garryrptr Před 2 lety +1

    Raad & Haix In Same Video
    This is a dream

  • @BrazzersSubscruber
    @BrazzersSubscruber Před 2 lety +2

    I sat in a danger zone queue for 2 hours

  • @anthonyshahbazian
    @anthonyshahbazian Před 2 lety

    Anomaly I appreciate those Supra 2jz sounds for fast forward

  • @lemonjuice2179
    @lemonjuice2179 Před 2 lety +1

    I'm watching this while on a 30 minute queue how ironic

  • @Alex-uc2ny
    @Alex-uc2ny Před 2 lety

    "how is your family"
    "Dead"
    *Ad plays*

  • @eugenenalpin6058
    @eugenenalpin6058 Před 2 lety

    8:24 AYYYY, MY HOMEBOY RAAD IS BACK, HAVENT SEEN HIM IN A VIDEO SINCE 2016

  • @brumelite
    @brumelite Před 2 lety

    this is the type of match making fitz uses to make videos