Monster Hunter World's HORRIFYING Truth!

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  • Davis and Odom slay the REAL monster of Monster Hunter World!
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    Monster Hunter World's Horrifying Truth! (Parody)
    STARRING:
    Davis and Odom
    Written by Michael Adams Davis and Michael Schroeder
    Directed by Michael Schroeder
    Director of Photography - Mitch Anderson
    Sound by Patrick Joyner
    Grip - Chris Reese
    Edited by Chance Cole
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  • @kayve_2474
    @kayve_2474 Před 6 lety +1409

    “Whatchya playin?”
    “Monster hunter”
    “Oh what do you do in his game?”
    “You..you hunt..you hunt monsters”

    • @RickyHadou
      @RickyHadou Před 6 lety +45

      Keenan Verpoten why do people try to overcomplicate it? If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

    • @Willmage12
      @Willmage12 Před 6 lety +8

      czcams.com/video/SIhBc0cl3r4/video.html

    • @starboypluto
      @starboypluto Před 6 lety +18

      Keenan Verpoten I've legit had this conversation like 5 times

    • @jarodkestal6005
      @jarodkestal6005 Před 6 lety

      its all in the title plain to see clearly people cant read i guess lol

    • @diegosilva-yi9zs
      @diegosilva-yi9zs Před 6 lety +3

      I’ll try to improve it:
      Mate:whatcha playin’ ?
      Me:monster hunter world
      Mate:what do you do in it ?
      Me *is patient*: you hunt monsters
      Mate:ok but is there anything else ?
      Me:na-ah, this time you have to guess
      Mate:nope, can’t find.
      Me: ok then i guess your ability to take a clue is as good as my mother.

  • @marcobarbieri1297
    @marcobarbieri1297 Před 6 lety +450

    What if the cat was the real monster and it was controlling people just to have new clothes?

    • @15thCrypt
      @15thCrypt Před 6 lety +35

      Marco Barbieri The devious palico, the real meowster

    • @medianxx4687
      @medianxx4687 Před 6 lety +3

      Well the cat is technically part of the monster group.

    • @kamenraider1175
      @kamenraider1175 Před 6 lety +5

      BUT LOOK AT HIS ADORWABLE LITTLE FACE!!!!

    • @ShivShrike
      @ShivShrike Před 6 lety +4

      Marco Barbieri Palicoe Illuminatie: Stay where you are!

    • @deverashb.4875
      @deverashb.4875 Před 5 lety +5

      It’s a cat. Of course it’s controlling you for a new wardrobe.

  • @BTtuxBT
    @BTtuxBT Před 6 lety +251

    "I'm gonna murder every dinosaur on that continent" best quote

    • @torgan
      @torgan Před 3 lety

      Attack on Titan chapter 122

  • @Wasabs
    @Wasabs Před 4 lety +93

    "And used that skin for the armor im wearing rn"
    me: double checks if hes actually wearing Puki Puki armor

  • @Radicole1Gaming
    @Radicole1Gaming Před 6 lety +1201

    “I’m gonna murder every dinosaur on that continent”
    I’m dying😂😂😂

    • @greengamerguy623
      @greengamerguy623 Před 6 lety +7

      Radicole1 Gaming How did you type while dying?

    • @Maikeru101
      @Maikeru101 Před 6 lety +3

      Radicole1 Gaming I already did that

    • @phazonpowered2433
      @phazonpowered2433 Před 6 lety +2

      Same

    • @SAM_1077
      @SAM_1077 Před 4 lety +1

      @@greengamerguy623 probably it's his last word 😂😂

    • @MikayaAkyo
      @MikayaAkyo Před 4 lety

      @Disco Puppy Right?! Even i know that all of them are Dragons.
      Even those that look like Jaguars and Fluffy Bats.

  • @Bookgod2420
    @Bookgod2420 Před 6 lety +53

    "In order to kill all monsters you have to become one."

  • @mentaikiryo
    @mentaikiryo Před 4 lety +462

    "Why not cut his tail off after he's dead? "
    "Cause you have to get it before they die"
    "Why? "
    Because idfk why can't you catch pokemon when they faint?

  • @ThreeGoddesses
    @ThreeGoddesses Před 4 lety +401

    In case people are wondering, the hunters guild in the monster hunter games is closer to a park rangers association. They don't canonical hunt monsters unless they prove a threat to nearby settlements or people, or are threatening the ecosystems balance in some way. Captured monsters are released after study. Cutting off the tail and smashing the horns is a game mechanic, not really something that happens in the world of monster hunter.
    The problem is, almost every monster in existence in the games is a threat already to people, and they all seem to have a less then unique proclivity to mutating random powers or randomly getting far stronger then other members of its species, so very often there is a need to end monsters to protect humans and wyvernians and the like. Aptonoth and the other critters in this video outside of the pukei pukei are herd animals that are hunted for food, and in game that's their primary reason to off them.
    Also, most of the monsters in game are hinted at having vast intelligence, near human in fact. Elder dragons are hinted at being alien intelligences, vastly stronger then humans.

    • @sillybitchproductions2825
      @sillybitchproductions2825 Před 4 lety +44

      great now i have to feel bad about hunting *smart* monsters

    • @ThreeGoddesses
      @ThreeGoddesses Před 4 lety +21

      @@sillybitchproductions2825 ah don't worry to much about it. They know what they've done, and it's not nice.

    • @Vyserial
      @Vyserial Před 4 lety +23

      @@sillybitchproductions2825 I mean, if I remember right there used to be a vast civilization that was actually destroyed by one of the Elder Dragons or something like that? I don't remember everything from my past times delving into MH lore, but I think it was either Wyverians or Humans (I always forget which) were actually created to be living weapons against the monsters because some of the Elder Dragons were smart enough to lure monsters to human lands to attack them.

    • @rayzhang7591
      @rayzhang7591 Před 4 lety +11

      In older games you got the hints that elders can transform into humans.

    • @katsura2605
      @katsura2605 Před 4 lety +8

      Tell me why I got a flame sac after they release the rathalos I capture..

  • @AllyOJustice
    @AllyOJustice Před 2 lety +27

    "He's on his last legs. Just 20 more minutes of this and he'll be toast."
    That timeframe's about right for a gunlance.

  • @vibing-vicinity9989
    @vibing-vicinity9989 Před 6 lety +819

    This is why I love monster Hunter

    • @pauliedee1951
      @pauliedee1951 Před 6 lety +3

      Ryan Lawrence you do it is other way around right?

    • @Panasiux2
      @Panasiux2 Před 6 lety +16

      From all games of Monster Hunter im sure you only played MHW, because in other games, dragons and other monsters atack villeges and city's, and hunter's are the ones that try to protect them.

    • @huzi37709
      @huzi37709 Před 6 lety +1

      Panasiux2 You're an idiot. I've been playing Monster Hunter since the first one on PS2 and ever since then most monsters you kill are innocent

    • @huzi37709
      @huzi37709 Před 6 lety

      Ryan Lawrence I wasn't replying to you; look at the person's username tagged at the start of a comment to see who they're referring to.

    • @Panasiux2
      @Panasiux2 Před 6 lety +8

      Huzufu nope, you just gave a proof that you're an idiot who dont ever read quest description.

  • @PazuChill
    @PazuChill Před 6 lety +173

    Some news outlet is gonna see this video, think the contents are real and publish another "gamers are psychopaths" article.

    • @rydersharp7554
      @rydersharp7554 Před 4 lety +5

      I mean they have just said videogames cause violence so you're on the right track. You're a freaking psychic.

    • @MikayaAkyo
      @MikayaAkyo Před 4 lety +3

      You mean to say we aren't OuO

    • @dustinoliver6519
      @dustinoliver6519 Před 4 lety +9

      @@MikayaAkyo no more than some guy watchin football and his team loses

    • @Stealth_Saber
      @Stealth_Saber Před 4 lety +3

      Well if they do, we could propose a counter argument by inviting them to be part of the fun of the game. When we hunt them down in the wild and they have no gear and we have tons. You know, a real Monster Hunter experience.

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 Před 3 lety +1

      @@rydersharp7554 gundam:
      1:too realistic accurate history army

  • @MrTripleM3
    @MrTripleM3 Před 6 lety +85

    There is actually a reason behind the breaking of parts and cutting of the tail during a hunt:
    Because each hunter works for the guild or a commission of it they get paid in money and some pieces but if you as a hunter are able to obtain a part during the hunt the guild won't take that from you, so you try to get part like Horns or Tails during the hunt since the Guild is less likely to give them out due to their value.

    • @ZAH33D
      @ZAH33D Před 4 lety +7

      That...is a goddamn good answer!

    • @slimyreaper2231
      @slimyreaper2231 Před 4 lety

      Nerds

    • @ZAH33D
      @ZAH33D Před 4 lety +4

      @@slimyreaper2231 Well, we aren't trash at Apex Legends neither we rage while playing Jump Force. Nerds it is...

    • @diousthomas8878
      @diousthomas8878 Před 4 lety +4

      @@slimyreaper2231 Shut up.
      Actually nerds fuck rule the world.
      If it weren't for nerds we couldn't have gotten phones, games etc.
      So yeah.

    • @reginalannister2262
      @reginalannister2262 Před 3 lety +1

      It's explanation but not remotely an excuse (apart from the fact tht it's a bloody game)). There is a reason to rob a guy you kill as well. Reasons aren't justifications.

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 Před 6 lety +384

    Good thing you weren't playing the shadow of the Colusus remake when he showed up.

    • @jayr5mitty351
      @jayr5mitty351 Před 5 lety +7

      Never could finish that game...
      By like, the 3rd or 4th colossus, something just didn't seem right.
      Then I last hear that we were the bad guys all along 😑

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Před 5 lety +7

      After killing the second titan I felt wrong. At the beginning the spirits said it was against the laws of nature to be here, to hold this sword, to kill those creatures or return the dead soul to her human body. The game told me I was a villain and it felt like I was doing something that was wrong

    • @dvader3000
      @dvader3000 Před 4 lety +2

      Twilight Gardens presentations get a life

    • @MillenniumEarl014
      @MillenniumEarl014 Před 4 lety

      Fucking pussies lmao

    • @gladiusbladeofthenorth9939
      @gladiusbladeofthenorth9939 Před 4 lety

      @@jayr5mitty351 Yes and no,colossi aren't really alive,they are basically golems that protect something rather important,killing them is still a bad idea tho.

  • @CyberViking97
    @CyberViking97 Před 6 lety +167

    Did you intentionally make the close up shot on the controller show Davis pressing triangle when the next shot showed him shelling with the gunlance which is circle button? Twice? You are monster!

  • @killer92173
    @killer92173 Před 6 lety +18

    "I'm gonna murder every dinosaur on that continent!" Lol

  • @vexingdata2956
    @vexingdata2956 Před 6 lety +19

    Line of the century:
    "I dunno man, I'm just a Hunter. I don't ask questions!"

  • @warlordjulianrobotnik5741
    @warlordjulianrobotnik5741 Před 6 lety +181

    3:09 When you're on a killing spree and then see your mom walk in with pizza.

  • @batbullet3315
    @batbullet3315 Před rokem +3

    You know it is amazing how much we anthropomorphize animals let alone completely fictional animals in a video game

  • @marshallcrape-craig4756
    @marshallcrape-craig4756 Před 6 lety +43

    Monster hunter world is a story that originally starts out as a biological discovery trip with animals that are hostile and have been hostile throughout the story. Throughout this game you hunt said monsters because they are hostile, not to mention there is not a population count because there are a literal infinite number of them. The kestodon he fights at the beginning of the video is actually an animal that is hostile and roams without a set territory. These large monsters are also standing in their own graves if you don't stop zorah magdaros from dying of natural causes in the middle of the natural helm of this world. You change its course and save the entire world from being brought to nothing but dust. So by taking the lives of a few you save the lives of many. Regardless the armor is fucking cool so 🖕🏻

    • @Mal05407
      @Mal05407 Před 4 lety +1

      Did you check the description

  • @caioalp5106
    @caioalp5106 Před 6 lety +11

    When he said "i'm a monster" i instantly tought how weird his armor would look like

  • @kingmagpie1666
    @kingmagpie1666 Před 6 lety +59

    The fact that we can feel empathy for these bunches of pixels just shows how far video games have come over the years.

    • @animegamer501stthelastyeet8
      @animegamer501stthelastyeet8 Před 6 lety +10

      King Magpie no it just means that people are starting to forget the difference from reality and fantasy these aren't real animals lol

    • @kingmagpie1666
      @kingmagpie1666 Před 6 lety +14

      Itska Saiyako That statement is laughably incorrect, every sane gamer can tell the difference between real life and fantasy. I play a tonne of video games, but when I walk outside my house, I don’t expect to see a Rathalos flying through the sky and Master Chief defending the planet from the covenant. Everyone knows that these creatures and characters don’t exist, but we still feel sorry for them when they die or get hurt, that’s because video games are so captivating nowadays that we feel involved and responsible.

    • @darthreaper6311
      @darthreaper6311 Před 6 lety +1

      King Magpie That is true

    • @d.f.6334
      @d.f.6334 Před 6 lety +1

      We do? I dont think I'll ever feel sorry for a bunch of pixels :P Though I tend to get quite a bit of joy out of their suffering :>

    • @passerbypooh8049
      @passerbypooh8049 Před 4 lety

      @@kingmagpie1666 I think he meant "retards who accuse violence and sex on tv and in games as a source of real world events" are the overwhelming majority of those who really confuse the reality in fiction. While in actuality fiction is just a mirror or a shadow of real world and doesn't make already ever present reality any more real.

  • @Pixtrix_
    @Pixtrix_ Před 6 lety +462

    Come on guys we know this fake.... No one uses gunlance EDIT: I set this up a joke, if you didn't get it alright, if you play gunlance that's fine i dont care what you play unless you absolutely are horrible at it. I said in an earlier reply that it was a joke so apparently a lot of people don't read replies. Thank you and have a good day.

  • @kaizeremperaiga1807
    @kaizeremperaiga1807 Před 4 lety +17

    "I'M A MONSTERRR............hunter..."

  • @okitasoujialter
    @okitasoujialter Před 3 lety +4

    Still relevant today with Rise

  • @fuentesjuanjose90
    @fuentesjuanjose90 Před 6 lety +238

    Lol Hilarious I'm a monster too but my palico needs it's armor too so I ain't stopping.

  • @castlevaniasonataofarealsh3222

    He who hunts monsters will become himself someone with a badass explosive great sword

  • @TPixelAdventures
    @TPixelAdventures Před 6 lety +9

    *Sees cute cat clothes*
    "I'm gonna murder every dinosaur on that continent."

  • @tremendousyeet3467
    @tremendousyeet3467 Před 2 lety +3

    "I slaughtered all his children, skinned them, and used them to make armor. but it could be the bed thing."
    I mean at this rate, he probably used the remaining skin to make some bedsheets and pillow cases, so yeah the bed argument isn't completly out the window.

  • @freddie8128
    @freddie8128 Před 6 lety +107

    So its "Monster-Hunter".

    • @mactoka01
      @mactoka01 Před 6 lety

      Freddie iihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @theshoutingfox3522
    @theshoutingfox3522 Před 6 lety +135

    READ the quest description to tell you why your fighting the monster

    • @milboxr9772
      @milboxr9772 Před 6 lety +10

      theshoutingfox it's usually because the monsters are in the humans way still tho lol

    • @Insanemembrane93
      @Insanemembrane93 Před 6 lety +21

      Ewww reading

    • @siralyssongamer6522
      @siralyssongamer6522 Před 6 lety +5

      theshoutingfox exactly. The first thing the guy in the video says. Not really. What? Every mh game is like this. You protect humans from monsters. Just read the quest description

    • @theshoutingfox3522
      @theshoutingfox3522 Před 6 lety +3

      SirAlysson Gamer yeah I know.

    • @siralyssongamer6522
      @siralyssongamer6522 Před 6 lety +1

      theshoutingfox people are lazy for reading

  • @megasean3000
    @megasean3000 Před 6 lety +8

    It isn’t like killing randomly for vanity or because you’re a monster; it’s more like you help balance the ecosystem. Take the Great Jagras who literally swallows whole entire Aptonoths at a time, if left to its own devices, the Aptonoths would be driven to extinction, so you kill the Great Jagras to prevent the Aptonoths from being killed. Other times, you slay a monster to prevent a cataclysmic event happening, like Zorah Magdaros, if he died in the Everstream instead of the Rotten Vale, it’s bioenergy would have destroyed the New World entirely; even then, it wasn’t to kill it per se, more like drive it into the ocean where it would die naturally and release its bioenergy in a safe environment.
    It’s not explained in the games to great lengths, but there is a manga of Monster Hunter (Made by the same guy who made Fairy Tail if you’re interested) where the guild actively punishes hunters who hunt monsters outside of quests, who do it strictly for profit. The reason the player doesn’t get punished is because the quests you go on are guild sanctioned quests, so you can’t be punished for doing your job.
    tl;dr Monster Hunters hunt monsters in an effort to balance the ecosystem and protect the world from the threat of powerful monsters. *Monster* Hunters are psychos who hunt monsters in their natural habitat for no reason other than vanity and wealth.

  • @Kaminora86
    @Kaminora86 Před 4 lety +5

    "you are the monster hunter"
    yep u right and damn proud of it

  • @JordanMON
    @JordanMON Před 6 lety +82

    So I should just let them terrorize a village/town and possibly massacre it when I could had stopped it? >:/ *unsheathes blade* then I shall take on these sins for the sake of my people.

    • @ThePsychomancer
      @ThePsychomancer Před 6 lety +14

      Actually, in Monster Hunter World, you are in the New World, a wild continent just discovered. There are no tows nor villages anywhere. Just the hunter's settlement. So... yeah, the monsters are not really threatening anything this time. I the previous games though, we were killing them to protecct villages and towns. But the hunters here are kinda researching the wildlife of this new continent. So, you can say we are killing them for SCIENCE! :P

    • @ChivalrousSnake
      @ChivalrousSnake Před 6 lety +7

      Also, for everyone that's concerned, you canonically only kill one of each monster, or you can capture them unless the mission says otherwise or the monster itself is immune to traps(Elder draggos).

    • @burningblackknight8237
      @burningblackknight8237 Před 6 lety

      Or for that legiana set that I'm almost done with

  • @snowingsteak8761
    @snowingsteak8761 Před 6 lety +56

    This moment brought to you by PETA.

    • @flexprime2010
      @flexprime2010 Před 6 lety +2

      to be honest, it is a game about poaching creatures that did nothing wrong to you or anybody.

    • @Manfromthenorth0551
      @Manfromthenorth0551 Před 6 lety +13

      No actually it's not. If you played the game you'd know that the large monsters all of the island migrated there and are invasive species that are wreaking havoc on the native wildlife. You're there to study and hunt these invasive species.

    • @zinogretw5131
      @zinogretw5131 Před 6 lety +13

      flex prime if you actually read the quest description it will show you why the monster needs to be hunted
      also the hunter's guild cares about nature and is against Poaching and will send out guild knights to hunt down illegal hunters

    • @snowingsteak8761
      @snowingsteak8761 Před 6 lety +5

      flex prime you should try and research the subject matter (in this case Monster Hunter) and look at it from multiple prospectives to see if it is truly what you claim instead of looking at it from face value (this is also my major complaint of the video but I digress).

    • @souls49
      @souls49 Před 5 lety

      Then PETA sees the Palico’s gonna get a cold without a coat made of scales....that’s when they realize the cat is all that matters.

  • @tyreegreen9796
    @tyreegreen9796 Před rokem +2

    The asteroid that hit our earth:
    4:28 -"I'm gonna murder every dinosaur on that continent."

  • @jordannewthomas3293
    @jordannewthomas3293 Před 6 lety +9

    So me murding several vaal hazak to make a spooky kitty is fine though right.

    • @MikayaAkyo
      @MikayaAkyo Před 4 lety

      It is. I know this is a year late and you've probably already accepted that it was the right thing to do. But i feelt you might need confirmation still.
      Everything for the Kitty. Everything for the Kitty, my friend.

  • @annoyedelf9577
    @annoyedelf9577 Před 6 lety +26

    A lot of the missions involve monsters going out of control so you have to cut down the population

    • @red43rumbl37
      @red43rumbl37 Před 5 lety +7

      @Taramafor Haikido
      No like, the monsters are overpopulating and are being kicked out of their own home by other monsters so they go rampage which will damage tje ecosystem even more
      Also sometimes they hire you to collect rsearch spe imen or take down invasive monster species that have been spotted

    • @lyndonmindog3537
      @lyndonmindog3537 Před 4 lety +2

      Aengelo Vargas then we are inconsequential. The ecosystem has been there and gone a lot of times. We are just keeping our petri dish stable and constant

    • @panzerofthelake4934
      @panzerofthelake4934 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lyndonmindog3537 so what you are saying you are willing to watch every life form on the continent because “oh, this Nergigante looks cute, we are evil for killing it” yea, if you are not an idiot and look at the lore before you speak, you will know the shear terror the monsters bring to human kind, Fatalis once destroyed an entire continent, also, these monsters you are hunting are invasive species, I think you know what it means...

  • @RigalicReign
    @RigalicReign Před 6 lety +10

    For my cats I would gladly slay everything in the new world and the old world

  • @rahimthegamer
    @rahimthegamer Před 6 lety +5

    "How could you do this" sees car "I am going to murderevery monster on this continent" lol😂

  • @chesterfieldthe3rd929
    @chesterfieldthe3rd929 Před 6 lety +47

    I am a animal lover. If a spider or bug is in my house I put in in a cup and put it outside. Nature is beautiful and amazing. Never hurt ANYTHING! That being said.... I have hunted every monster in the series to extinction...or damn close too it. What a amazing game series. I don't think any game will ever beat the feeling of using the skills you have honed to beat a Elder Dragon in 10 min or less. The satisfaction of getting good in this series has no equal in video games. Gogmazios, Molten tigrex roar, Dalamadur, Brute tigrex roar........need I say more. Oh yeah read the quest description. That's the reason for the hunts lol.

    • @CallumBradbury
      @CallumBradbury Před 5 lety +2

      Putting a house spider outside has a 95% chance of killing it

    • @passerbypooh8049
      @passerbypooh8049 Před 4 lety

      @@CallumBradbury and that is why so called "being an animal lover" is nothing more than just a self glorification and simply a way to satisfy own feelings and ambitions. Just a masturbation in a glorified sugar coat. Nothing special or admirable about it. Though that also sums up any kind of occupation, hobby or tastes, likes and dislikes, ideology or religion. And life is ultimately meaningless

    • @MikayaAkyo
      @MikayaAkyo Před 4 lety +4

      @Tifa 900 You don't need to get good in Dark Souls to achieve something. You just need to figure out the one Weapon-Type that is so overpowered that you don't need skill to beat anything with it.
      And i played a lot of Dark Souls. I've played those games to the point where i find more enjoyment just fooling around than playing seriously.

    • @knightsteyri4122
      @knightsteyri4122 Před 4 lety

      @@passerbypooh8049 .

    • @dinocha0s
      @dinocha0s Před 4 lety +2

      Then your kinda fucked up or just a hypocrite lmao....thats like saying i dont like to punch women but you like to brutally murder and torture ladies in video games AND I ENJOY IT BECAUSE ITS FUN!!!

  • @adidevvinaik
    @adidevvinaik Před 6 lety +29

    Been a while since I've seen one of these sketches, I've missed em

    • @slowbromigo7960
      @slowbromigo7960 Před 6 lety

      Is this even the same channel? Ive seen this exact thing on a different channel, like these guys were picked for this because they look somewhat similar to the original guys

  • @m.muradbasic4186
    @m.muradbasic4186 Před 6 lety +31

    I mean, aren‘t all Monster Hunter World players having doubts of what they‘re doing? My excuse is that it‘s a game and it doesn‘t matter how many things you kill, they respawn back anyway.

    • @m.muradbasic4186
      @m.muradbasic4186 Před 6 lety

      Marcos Molina 1:14 „ A perfectley innocent Bystander that was unfortunate at the wrong place at the wrong time“ 🤔

    • @Zyge91
      @Zyge91 Před 6 lety

      Nope I just need this things skin so I can go kill the other thing. That is my justification.

    • @dogo523
      @dogo523 Před 5 lety

      My excuse is that behemoth, Devil jho and bazelgeuse are whores

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 Před 9 měsíci +1

    This is my favorite Warp Zone skit.

  • @pedrooliveira936
    @pedrooliveira936 Před 6 lety +1

    I really miss these episodes where u are both at the couch talking about a specific game. They are the best episodes.
    Great one again, please, make more of them.

  • @WheresDonkey
    @WheresDonkey Před 6 lety +8

    This is basically the MonsterHunter subreddit

  • @IEnoro
    @IEnoro Před 6 lety +10

    Little Cat Partner

  • @lycad4453
    @lycad4453 Před 5 lety +4

    sees him using a gunlance: ah a man of culture

    • @icyskelly204
      @icyskelly204 Před 3 lety

      I prefer my greatsword but I see why you like it

  • @chachouu69
    @chachouu69 Před 6 lety +23

    "I'm gonna murder every dinosaur on that continent." Literally busted out laughing.

  • @darsh4582
    @darsh4582 Před 6 lety +14

    Just Incase you think that this is supporting animal abuse
    The guild states that the monsters you hunt are ones that are nearby a village or is already terrorizing one so any monsters you hunt are not just ones that you find in the wild that did nothing to hurt people,but ones that are disturbing villages nearby

    • @patrickgooch6379
      @patrickgooch6379 Před 6 lety

      The great Papyrus unless you go on expedition to explicitly hunt innocent monsters......... which I've done often. Probably why I have 13 different insect glaives

    • @gtf234
      @gtf234 Před 6 lety +3

      To be fair, it's a series that doesn't take itself seriously as a lot of the quest descriptions in the series are very silly- like a theatre troupe that tried to use a Rajang to put on a production of Journey to the West that went comically awry, or a jealous girlfriend sending you out to kill a Pink Rathian because her boyfriend is obsessed with them.

    • @axiosespada7651
      @axiosespada7651 Před 6 lety

      ahh good old rajang... kirin in MHW has super saiyan 2 mane its awesome when its enraged. so much lightning that its hard to dodge and 1 shot deaths to those who fight it. when its pissed

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 Před 6 lety +99

    I still need to buy this game.
    Update: I finally got the game. Very fun but getting the parts is annoying.

    • @chesterfieldthe3rd929
      @chesterfieldthe3rd929 Před 6 lety +4

      Gordon Shumway yes,yes you do.

    • @anthonysalazar2815
      @anthonysalazar2815 Před 6 lety +2

      Disco Puppy is it really the best in the series? Like in MHO the chicks had big tits, now they don't in MHW

    • @anthonysalazar2815
      @anthonysalazar2815 Před 6 lety +1

      Disco Puppy I was just kidding, I haven't played the others just saw like a 2 min video of MHO and it showed the chicks having like 4x the size of tits than in MHW. Kind of thought you wouldn't take my reply seriously

    • @arasutaru8816
      @arasutaru8816 Před 6 lety

      What about freedom unite

    • @robertdeclaro2555
      @robertdeclaro2555 Před 6 lety

      Yes you're missing out. I already finished it though. Well not but xeno jiiva is dead now

  • @zackmarkham4240
    @zackmarkham4240 Před 6 lety

    I've been playing the series for 10 years and I've never thought of it this way! I love it!

  • @HammerfallJonas
    @HammerfallJonas Před 5 lety +2

    This is exactly me and my buddy playing this together! 😂

  • @natedragon3499
    @natedragon3499 Před 6 lety +6

    Why am i laughing at this i can't help myself

  • @wubwubdododo5656
    @wubwubdododo5656 Před 6 lety +97

    Lmao this series has existed for over a decade and these jokes are old news.

    • @_Shinasu
      @_Shinasu Před 6 lety +2

      Wubwub dödödö must be the high definition on a big screen that puts it more into perspective 😂

    • @rudolfdirks9253
      @rudolfdirks9253 Před 6 lety

      Germanletsplay Dubstep Intro: wubwubwub dödödödö

    • @patrickhunter9466
      @patrickhunter9466 Před 6 lety

      Wubwub dödödö in tge older games there was actually a reason

    • @btoiscool
      @btoiscool Před 6 lety +1

      The jokes don't make any sense.

    • @jotarokujo9644
      @jotarokujo9644 Před 5 lety

      Agreed

  • @TheUnnbreakable
    @TheUnnbreakable Před 3 lety +2

    The final boss is trying to cause a weird apocalypse but mostly this hunting is very brutal but there’s usually so backstory in the missions that justifies it.

  • @haloelite439
    @haloelite439 Před 6 lety +7

    The ecosystem is actually fine, the hunters tend to mostly keep the monster population down so that the plants and whatnot don't die off. For example, if left unchecked the pukei pukei population would grow quickly and kill off smaller monsters like the jagras and aptonoth, so then Anjanath would get desperate and start invading places they don't belong and can't live, causing a rathalos migration to keep up with their primary food source.

    • @btoiscool
      @btoiscool Před 6 lety +3

      Rathalos' primary food source are not Anjas, they're for the most part things like Aptonth.Variants and Deviants are a bit different in that they tend to feast on low-tier big monsters, usually weaker ones though (Things like Great Jaggi, the dromes, etc.).
      You're incorrect on Pukei-Pukei as well, it's not a carnivore, it eats pretty much only nuts.
      Also, Anjas aren't resistant to poison, so it would make no sense for them to eat Pukei-Pukei.
      Your entire food chain makes zero sense.

    • @Cooliealot
      @Cooliealot Před 4 lety +1

      Your points are correct brother, that is what happened if the big monster population left unchecked. I think the real threats are the elder dragons, their powers are beyond logic and pretty much dangerous if left unkilled, because some of them can even change the climate like daora, and destroy city like fatalis and lao shan lung

  • @danekingrokabas4347
    @danekingrokabas4347 Před 6 lety +65

    Are we gonna talk about that when you capture a monster the researchers torture the monster, taking its organs and skin while it's still alive, and lastly release the monster out into the wild!?!

    • @smartstuf1026
      @smartstuf1026 Před 6 lety +1

      wait thats a thing?

    • @Ptolemaios00
      @Ptolemaios00 Před 6 lety +42

      No no, they heal it back to health. Take care and nurture it till it's horns and tails grow back.... Then throw it in an enclosed "special arena" surrounded by crossbows, cannons, falling rocks and a Dragonator for us to kill it again completely.

    • @milesgreenaway6008
      @milesgreenaway6008 Před 6 lety

      They don’t go free

    • @AMDACER1
      @AMDACER1 Před 6 lety +4

      Mr Superrobloxmaster 69 yap thats what they do. Check under the capture cage. Is a butcher table.

    • @shadowsnake1972
      @shadowsnake1972 Před 6 lety

      Mr Superrobloxmaster 69 yes really, I recall capturing barroths because I was weak and then gaining their scalps

  • @chatotalks5325
    @chatotalks5325 Před 6 lety +27

    and your realizing this after what...........6 games?

    • @animegamer501stthelastyeet8
      @animegamer501stthelastyeet8 Před 6 lety +3

      chatotalks it didn't get popular until now

    • @chatotalks5325
      @chatotalks5325 Před 6 lety +12

      I'm going to assume you mean popular in the USA because this series in japan is what's keeping capcom alive

    • @dangerwarg9682
      @dangerwarg9682 Před 6 lety +1

      The USA got MH1 on PS2, MHF/MHF2/MHFU on PSP, then MH3 on the Wii, then MH3U on WiiU and 3DS, MH4U on 3DS, MHX on 3DS. So . . .more than 6 games champ. ;)

    • @ZaChousenWan
      @ZaChousenWan Před 6 lety

      *you're

    • @chesterfieldthe3rd929
      @chesterfieldthe3rd929 Před 6 lety

      chatotalks reasons for hunting monsters are in quest description.

  • @ArmoredarmadilloX
    @ArmoredarmadilloX Před 3 lety

    This feels like mobile ad being a satirical ad of mobile ads except actually endearing

  • @DeadDogInc
    @DeadDogInc Před 4 lety

    Now that you guys are back, you should make more videos like this please!

  • @qmazing9614
    @qmazing9614 Před 6 lety +70

    Nobody thinks about mortality when it comes to lets see call of duty, asassins creed, pikmin, battlefeild, prototype, hate, even mine craft and or dead space. But oh no i have to kill a giant fire breathing wyvern that isnt actually alive for shame.

    • @Muttonst3w
      @Muttonst3w Před 6 lety +9

      quentinn smith its not like Hunting is in the title Monster Hunter or anything. I feel like ive been lied too. No one said anything about Hunting giant deadly monsters!!
      Or
      Its not like the game has been around for years or anything. Now suddenly its getting cringy and old jokes. Smh

    • @DJWeapon8
      @DJWeapon8 Před 6 lety +10

      Or that the monsters are large megafauna that frequently attack human settlements and trade routes and outnumber the human population by a large margin.

    • @stealthynaxo
      @stealthynaxo Před 6 lety +3

      I'll happen to let you know that I enjoy videogames because its the only way I can murder my friends without any legal and or psychological reprecussions!

    • @fireworksandfishing5846
      @fireworksandfishing5846 Před 6 lety

      quentinn smith you have no room to talk you murdered grammar so hard you monster

    • @argospanikos8549
      @argospanikos8549 Před 6 lety

      quentinn smith like you didnt see a giant dragon and the title of game

  • @MikaelKhanSyndicate
    @MikaelKhanSyndicate Před 6 lety +5

    You guys are always best at being HILARIOUS!!!😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂☺️😆😆😆🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾👍🏾Nice guys!

  • @aru.tortuga
    @aru.tortuga Před 6 lety +1

    Stumbled upon this video in my recommended, this was absolutely hilarious. Anything for da palicos!

  • @SSSGamerHQ
    @SSSGamerHQ Před 2 lety

    "I'm gonna murder every Goddamn Dinosaur on that Continent" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 epic, u guys deserve so many more views

  • @imlivinginyourceiling
    @imlivinginyourceiling Před 4 lety +4

    “Innocent Creatures”
    Legiana, Anjanath, Odogaron, Deviljho, Bazelgeuse, Vaal Hazaak, Nergigante, Behemoth, Rathalos, Diablos, Black Diablos, Teostra, Lunastra and Tzitzi-Ya-Ku: **Slowly Creeping Away**

    • @MurdokEXTRA
      @MurdokEXTRA Před 4 lety +1

      Tzitzi is the best girl though. It comes, flashes your target and goes away. Not to mention it's super passive.

    • @imlivinginyourceiling
      @imlivinginyourceiling Před 4 lety +1

      Murdo No idea why I mentioned Tzitzi now that I think of it.

  • @drapas
    @drapas Před 6 lety +38

    The question "why are you doing this?" isn't correct one. The real question is "why won't you do this?".
    Also, it would be better to do it with egg-snatcher himself. Kulu-Ya-Ku - when he is limping his screams are just pathetic.

  • @omaravalos1234
    @omaravalos1234 Před 6 lety

    My usual reaction to hunting animals near extinction- “I’m a terrible pers- oooo I got a monster gem, now I can make that helmet”

  • @BellowDGaming
    @BellowDGaming Před 6 lety

    Also when you realized ever since the start your Palico is helping you in solo mode the other guy just notices it at the end lol

  • @mrditkovitch4395
    @mrditkovitch4395 Před 2 lety +3

    1:00 this mans fingers hurt after killing a Kestadon /:

  • @georgiemac1784
    @georgiemac1784 Před 6 lety +81

    So much for becoming a kataner man, Davis 😉 and yes that's the accurate spelling of katana in Hogan-ese

    • @TheWarpZone
      @TheWarpZone  Před 6 lety +3

      We used the Gun Lance specifically because of what happened on stream 😂 In jokes are fun!

    • @georgiemac1784
      @georgiemac1784 Před 6 lety

      The Warp Zone *feels warm and fuzzy from understanding the reference* altho i still think its a great way to describe a crappy day 😉

    • @sgtwolf7391
      @sgtwolf7391 Před 6 lety

      Georgie Mac
      NERRRRRRRRRRD!

    • @Arubedo
      @Arubedo Před 6 lety +1

      刀 is the correct spelling. (Side note* I didnt get the comment I know nothing of this channel.)

  • @bakublader1999
    @bakublader1999 Před 6 lety +2

    The reason why you get rewards when you break parts and cut tails is because the guild always takes all the parts of a monster that are in tact. So in order to get anything you need to break it so that the guild doesn't actually want it. It's pretty interesting.

  • @SauraElanthier
    @SauraElanthier Před 6 lety

    It's like extreme Deer Hunter where your prey stands a chance and might also be hunting you.

  • @ryuujien
    @ryuujien Před 6 lety +51

    atleast theres a reason to hunt goremagala

    • @kyleedwards6026
      @kyleedwards6026 Před 6 lety

      Too bad gore magalas not in this game though

    • @markrobless6245
      @markrobless6245 Před 6 lety +5

      And dont forget deviljho either

    • @chesterfieldthe3rd929
      @chesterfieldthe3rd929 Před 6 lety +1

      Denmark Henido there is a reason to hunt all monsters,it's in the quest description.

    • @Scream_Lord
      @Scream_Lord Před 6 lety

      And you can always capture them instead. Where they are studied and then released

    • @KheinaMelon
      @KheinaMelon Před 6 lety +1

      I mean theres a reason to hunt elder dragons too, since they're all really destructive to any ecosystem they reside in and tend to attack villages~

  • @aster1760
    @aster1760 Před 6 lety +6

    what is the song at 2:55, and why do i keep forge ting its name despite hearing it everywhere!?

    • @GallorKaal
      @GallorKaal Před 6 lety +2

      Lacrimosa - Mozart

    • @aster1760
      @aster1760 Před 6 lety +3

      Gallor Kaal, thank you dude! somehow despite being a pianist and having to study Mozart and despite hearing this song literally everywhere, the fact that i didn't know the name has been haunting me.......free......FINALLY FREEEEE!!!!!

    • @GallorKaal
      @GallorKaal Před 6 lety

      Np, know that feeling :D

    • @aster1760
      @aster1760 Před 6 lety +3

      Gallor Kaal, there is no greater pain then not knowing the name of something you hear or see everywhere.....unless that pain is stubbing your toe at the end of you coffee table....that opens the doors to the void.

  • @hunterz1x321
    @hunterz1x321 Před 6 lety

    The questioning part had me dead😂😂😂

  • @blackoutlol2857
    @blackoutlol2857 Před 6 lety

    I just realised in the end card talking about subscribing and the bell icon that they had the exact same videos on the side as me! 😱

  • @Mikey_Fake_Name
    @Mikey_Fake_Name Před 6 lety +8

    Brought to you by PETA.

  • @zachstephens351
    @zachstephens351 Před 6 lety +3

    That’s just completely disgusting, so wrong. I mean... a gunlance user?!

    • @axiosespada7651
      @axiosespada7651 Před 6 lety

      hey its funny watching one trying to block a teostra super nova. believing they can do it... gets blown away on fire and massive chip damage XD.

  • @luizasusnovici7994
    @luizasusnovici7994 Před 6 lety

    I really want a Maze Runner recap, because is my favourite film yet! I really like you guys!❤❤

  • @Runescythe9852
    @Runescythe9852 Před 6 lety

    The greatest 'how to be a human simuator' game to date.

  • @BagValley
    @BagValley Před 6 lety +4

    Great video and hilarious. Great work !
    However, I do want to simply point out that in reality, the Guild prevents poaching and has punishments for hunters who don't follow that rule. Mostly death by a Guild Knight. Its goal is also to prevent monsters from going extinct by keeping tab of the amount of monsters of an area and how many are killed, born, etc.
    It's more in the lore than in the games themselves, but it's still there.

  • @Play_Dreams
    @Play_Dreams Před 6 lety +15

    Seeing the monsters limp away from battle does break my heart a little. I wish they made them more hostile or something. The Monsters are surprisingly docile.

    • @confusedsaint992
      @confusedsaint992 Před 6 lety +8

      Joshua Hernandez Capture and release baby... wait... meowscular chef... WHERE DID ALL THIS MEAT COME FROM 😭

    • @pauliedee1951
      @pauliedee1951 Před 6 lety +5

      in the old games if they see you they will attack you for no reason at all even if they are fed they still try to kill you

    • @user-xv6mp1lq8l
      @user-xv6mp1lq8l Před 6 lety +9

      Im guessing you haven’t fought deviljho

    • @monsterhuntersavage2
      @monsterhuntersavage2 Před 6 lety +5

      It always hungers... It always eats... It always whoops my ass

    • @Manfromthenorth0551
      @Manfromthenorth0551 Před 6 lety +3

      Da' Fuck you talking about. Most Monsters attack on sight.

  • @heyo8435
    @heyo8435 Před 4 lety +1

    "You are the MONSTER hunter!"
    Meanwhile the monsters having a turf war.

  • @Dr8kHunt6r
    @Dr8kHunt6r Před 6 lety

    You guys made me contemplate my Monster Hunter addiction! Well, for a moment.... Then it passed... Phew!

  • @patrickgooch6379
    @patrickgooch6379 Před 6 lety +5

    LMAO that was fuckin awesome! Great game though

  • @Willow4526
    @Willow4526 Před 6 lety +49

    It's amazing how many people actually think this is what you're doing in the game now...funny jokes and all that but ignorant people are going to start judging this game as if it's animal cruelty, when it's clearly stated in multiple games you're hunting the dangerous ones to the villages and environment.

    • @flickyisland
      @flickyisland Před 6 lety +7

      Willow4526 Umm... Except specifically in Monster Hunter World you are going to a new continent where there are no humans. You are the de facto aggressor in this case, and even though smaller missions are about protecting camps, you wouldn't have to do that if humans hadn't tried to interject themselves into an untouched ecosystem.

    • @Absolar-flare
      @Absolar-flare Před 6 lety +5

      Willow4526 most of the people say such things do it just for the joke of it (even on this video, specially in the palico armor)

    • @Willow4526
      @Willow4526 Před 6 lety +1

      Art-FFD but that's from all the people who know the game, the amount of people looking inwards towards this game with no clue are just going to judge without knowing hell look at gta that game has received more flack and bs than it needed, just a simple R18 bad for kids label and be done with it but nope. I still get ya tho.

    • @electricboxers9043
      @electricboxers9043 Před 6 lety +15

      flickyisland Not really. Take Zorah Magdaros for once. He was going to blow up the whole land if he had his way, killing the ecosystem, along with all the monsters and humans. If humans didnt divert his path he would have done so. So yeah, even though a majority of the quests were beneficial only to humans, they did save the New World for everyone in some instances. Plus, there were Wyverians inhabiting the place, so there was a humanoid presence there

    • @Willow4526
      @Willow4526 Před 6 lety +2

      flickyisland I'm only going to touch this comment with a long stick bcos so much semantics.
      But we are going there to learn about the elder dragons( fundaments of nature so destructive they destroy ecosystems ). Which while learning about them we even prevent the destruction of the local ecosystem by steering zoro mag off who was maid to go the wrong way by nergigantaye. Additionally in this game series especially over irl we are a more proper part of nature in this world existing in balance with nature, we kill what we need to survive and nothing more.

  • @oldchannelfollownewchannel2882

    5:09
    *that awkward moment when me, a random person, tells you that a Great Jagras’s tail can not even be cut off*

  • @CheatPotionMaker
    @CheatPotionMaker Před 6 lety

    Laughed so hard. More Monster Hunter world videos please

  • @r.r.n8998
    @r.r.n8998 Před 6 lety +3

    Warp zone make this a series after cracked went under I need a new version of escort mission

    • @TheWarpZone
      @TheWarpZone  Před 6 lety

      We've been doing these videos a lot longer than cracked has been doing escort mission :D

    • @r.r.n8998
      @r.r.n8998 Před 6 lety

      The Warp Zone oh sorry then lol
      Keep making great content tho
      Hopefully y’all hit 2mil in 2018

  • @guiseb7137
    @guiseb7137 Před 6 lety +3

    I play Monster Hunter: Freedom Unite on my PSP

  • @drewzer806
    @drewzer806 Před 3 lety

    Hilarious!! Loved the end quote!!

  • @raptorious7090
    @raptorious7090 Před 6 lety

    That Pukei Pukei has a pickle roar XD

  • @alextsele1919
    @alextsele1919 Před rokem +3

    It would make a interesting storyline if you are the monster that Hunts, and other monsters would try to stop you or try to survive. Make it Capcom.

  • @t1freds288
    @t1freds288 Před 6 lety +5

    ha that was really funny

  • @ema1671
    @ema1671 Před 6 lety

    I died from boredom watching this.

  • @scribbler1316
    @scribbler1316 Před 5 lety +1

    I just realized i own the same joker pop figure in the background

  • @metanightmare4454
    @metanightmare4454 Před 6 lety +26

    Part of the fun of this game is that it's one giant, explosive middle finger to PETA. I'd hunt with these guys any time.

    • @mattiaberti9160
      @mattiaberti9160 Před 6 lety +4

      Meta Nightmare445
      Yep, this franchise teach the true rules of nature.

    • @ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1248
      @ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1248 Před 6 lety +2

      Meta Nightmare445 it's nothing to do with flipping off peta, it's just a Japanese game ffs

    • @LaikaLycanthrope
      @LaikaLycanthrope Před 6 lety +1

      So, Fallout 4 is, then, a flip of the finger to human/criminal rights activists? You spend most of your time hunting down and killing humans, after all.

    • @metanightmare4454
      @metanightmare4454 Před 6 lety

      TheSugarPig3695 Dude, I'm not saying they did that on purpose. That's just one fun little perk for us.

    • @metanightmare4454
      @metanightmare4454 Před 6 lety +1

      LaikaLycanthrope I never thought of that. It's genius! LOL

  • @usernamesarestupid
    @usernamesarestupid Před 6 lety +3

    read the quest info. the monsters usually are causing problems and so you are killing them to stop evil.

    • @sorban5352
      @sorban5352 Před 6 lety +3

      Yeah Yeah you know the expression "History is written by the winners" so the Quest info is written by the capitalist Monsters Hunters"

    • @usernamesarestupid
      @usernamesarestupid Před 6 lety +1

      Samy Khadre it’s mostly written by citizens of the villages, asking for help due to monsters causing trouble.

    • @sorban5352
      @sorban5352 Před 6 lety

      But the Monsters are they attack them first or the citizen no-stop destroy their habita ? Like we do with the wolfs and bears.

    • @Clankio
      @Clankio Před 6 lety +1

      Yea, but most people don't actually read the quest text xP So most players don't actually know that the large monsters have no natural predators and that Elder Dragons literally have the power to destroy the world if left unchecked, so... They just think it's about killing "innocent creatures" :P

    • @usernamesarestupid
      @usernamesarestupid Před 6 lety

      Samy Khadre you’re starting to get into debates about beliefs of real animal habitat loss and i dont want to get into that.
      back to monster hunter.
      one of the quest info’s i have found talks of how a horde of monsters seperated and kidnapped members of their family, and needs you to kill them to save his family. Whilst of course this isnt the case with each quest, there are obvious cases where there is a reasonable explanation as to why someone would need a “monster hunter”

  • @gageclifton9225
    @gageclifton9225 Před 6 lety

    "why are you beating the crap out of that dinosaur?" I fucking died

  • @diddlydoo8014
    @diddlydoo8014 Před 6 lety

    This is the funniest thing I've seen all day 😂😂😂