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    Season 7 Episode 21: Gumby with a Pokey
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Komentáře • 93

  • @docthemetalfreak
    @docthemetalfreak Před měsícem +172

    Russell. best pharmacist ever.

  • @jacquelineklinges
    @jacquelineklinges Před měsícem +51

    4:32 “Heyyyyy, Roooooose!” 😂😂

  • @MrBrando07
    @MrBrando07 Před měsícem +75

    “Sleeping pills. THOSE can be fun… you know, with a couple of Red Bulls so you don’t fall asleep.”
    My favorite Russell quote ever.

  • @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation
    @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation Před měsícem +61

    “Give me a thousand dollars” Berta was high for sure

  • @anthonyvasquezactor
    @anthonyvasquezactor Před měsícem +57

    I can't be the only one who knew right away Rose was really there.

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal Před měsícem +10

      Nah, Charlie was just imagining Berta! 😉

    • @BITWAwesome213
      @BITWAwesome213 Před měsícem +3

      Because Rose is last and outside of the house.

    • @Confidentk9sCa
      @Confidentk9sCa Před měsícem +2

      It was always implied Rose was always there. Such a great character to a great comedy.
      Loved that ZZ Top made an appearance here. ❤

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 Před měsícem

      of course. there's a slight echo to the voices of the other women to let you know they're imaginary. Rose and Berta are the only ones without it.

  • @maxxymrice6200
    @maxxymrice6200 Před měsícem +52

    Berta: I've rolled better joints on the back of a motorcycle while digging a bullet out of my boyfriend's shoulder.
    Berta has lived a colorful life.

  • @donnahaynes2325
    @donnahaynes2325 Před měsícem +18

    I LOVE this pharmacist. I wish I could find one like him!

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats Před měsícem +4

    even in his mind his mother never takes responsability

  • @redips
    @redips Před měsícem +27

    This feels like an intervention for Charlie. Or something like a Christmas Carol. lol

  • @shlokchuri8640
    @shlokchuri8640 Před měsícem +5

    We need a series just for Russell😂

  • @0Zolrender0
    @0Zolrender0 Před měsícem +26

    You do not hallucinate on pot. They took shrooms.

    • @terry94131
      @terry94131 Před měsícem +1

      That, my friend, depends on the pot.

    • @maciekkra539
      @maciekkra539 Před měsícem +1

      Depends what it's spiked with😆

    • @LednacekZ
      @LednacekZ Před 27 dny +2

      He got it from Russel. It could do anything.

    • @Avorika
      @Avorika Před 9 dny

      Try it with some lean and redbull

  • @konpsymusic
    @konpsymusic Před měsícem +9

    gumby with a pokey

  • @TheDieselndust
    @TheDieselndust Před měsícem +3

    Gumby with a Pokey.😂

  • @roguecheddar
    @roguecheddar Před měsícem +2

    Martin Mull always a hoot and way underrated.

  • @damirserbanovic
    @damirserbanovic Před měsícem +2

    this was amazing

  • @user-sd5xe5dz2t
    @user-sd5xe5dz2t Před měsícem +3

    Brilliant episode

  • @francus7227
    @francus7227 Před měsícem +4

    I always say, "Never fight a buzz.".......

  • @kamsandwich6990
    @kamsandwich6990 Před měsícem +3

    I’m one of the biggest potheads in the world, and I don’t even know how to roll a joint. Thank god for pipes and pre rolls.

    • @Arasteele
      @Arasteele Před 10 dny

      And Berta. Thank God for Berta. May she rest in peace. That woman really knew how to roll a torpedo.

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV7 Před měsícem +3

    Charlie's hilarious🤣💯👍

  • @careydepass130
    @careydepass130 Před 11 dny

    Brilliant show!

  • @patrickdornoff2735
    @patrickdornoff2735 Před měsícem +1

    The lady bartender was there too

  • @ThamaraSuraweera
    @ThamaraSuraweera Před měsícem +1

    Haaaay...... Rooose...... ❤️

  • @TheIsagregorio
    @TheIsagregorio Před měsícem +3

    Great episode.

  • @chrisb15679
    @chrisb15679 Před měsícem +4

    Idk wtf He's smoking but it ain't weed 🤣

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 Před měsícem +1

    2:14, they used a similar joke in the second episode of the series. (Charlie knows when a woman is using him, AND NOT IN A FUN WAY) 😄

  • @Lokiproooo
    @Lokiproooo Před měsícem +2

    Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂

  • @Jamesthevampire7172
    @Jamesthevampire7172 Před měsícem +4

    1:04.1:06.1:25.

  • @fireassassin1688
    @fireassassin1688 Před 3 dny

    Random fact but the man "russell" the pharmacist is the voice of vlad from danny phantom

  • @robertfsullivan1756
    @robertfsullivan1756 Před měsícem +4

    Haha

  • @jaylife1077
    @jaylife1077 Před měsícem +1

    4:03

  • @majikglustik9704
    @majikglustik9704 Před měsícem +8

    Are you SURE that was pot?

    • @It4int0ver
      @It4int0ver Před měsícem +1

      No, it wasn’t. All this stuff doesn’t happen when your stoned

  • @aristidastankus8043
    @aristidastankus8043 Před měsícem +19

    Charlie was hallucinating about other women in his past including his mother but not Rose while on marijuana? Wow….

    • @DurianKing70
      @DurianKing70 Před měsícem +3

      That is because Rose was actually there.

    • @chengvang2126
      @chengvang2126 Před měsícem

      It’s because he couldn’t push Rose out of his life and accepted her in it (as his stalker and nephews babysitter/family friend).
      While he has pushed every women including his mother out of his life.

  • @MarkL-qv2qu
    @MarkL-qv2qu Před měsícem +1

    I love Mia. ❤️ She's so Beautiful. She was perfect for Charlie. Young, Beautiful, Flexible, Talented, Good Heart.

    • @georgebrice8329
      @georgebrice8329 Před měsícem

      Yeah she perfect for Charlie as much as judith is perfect for alan

  • @sanjaytalavar8104
    @sanjaytalavar8104 Před měsícem +4

    I love this scene, all the women are hot 🔥🔥🔥 and funny too 😂😂😂😂

  • @BITWAwesome213
    @BITWAwesome213 Před měsícem +2

    Romance girl

  • @basba_qal
    @basba_qal Před měsícem +4

    They, both, don't know how to roll a joint.😢😢😢

  • @michaelfragoso6572
    @michaelfragoso6572 Před měsícem +9

    Isn’t Alan the reason all of Charlie’s relationships failed

    • @michaelcollins2030
      @michaelcollins2030 Před měsícem

      Only really Mia Chelsea was due to Charlie’s jealousy’s and the fact that she knew Charlie couldn’t be the man she wanted

    • @viennaphil_no1
      @viennaphil_no1 Před měsícem

      @@michaelcollins2030 Indeed, Chelsea blew the relationship because she failed in modeling Charlie after her ideas. That one wasn't on Alan.
      But if you think of it, Mia was even worse in that. So, also that wasn't Alan.

    • @artistjoh
      @artistjoh Před měsícem

      No, Alan is the reason all of Alan's relationships failed.

    • @joshuareid9765
      @joshuareid9765 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@artistjohCharlie slept with Alan's divorce lawyer and blew her off. She took it out on Alan, resulting in him losing everything in the divorce case. How is that Alan's fault?

    • @artistjoh
      @artistjoh Před měsícem

      @@joshuareid9765 You are confusing the divorce settlement with the relationship. The marriage ended according to Judith because he is controlling. Most of the rest of us think it probably ended because he is a sniveling weasel who is oblivious to women’s needs. In both his marriages he chose women who were happy to exploit him for money.
      His choices, his character.

  • @susieq8424
    @susieq8424 Před měsícem +17

    Lydia was hotter than Mia and Chelsea.

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal Před měsícem +3

      I thought so too!

    • @MMSSLL
      @MMSSLL Před měsícem +6

      Clearly, Charlie is not the only one with mommy issues 😂

    • @sprashere
      @sprashere Před měsícem +5

      100% and she looks like she was better in the sack too

    • @TheIsagregorio
      @TheIsagregorio Před měsícem +4

      Nope. Chelsea.

    • @wildmike951
      @wildmike951 Před měsícem +4

      Lydia does absolutely nothing for me. Chelsea was hot

  • @patriciadavis1393
    @patriciadavis1393 Před měsícem +4

    Anyone else really really dislike Mia😮😮😮 I absolutely loved Chelsea and Berta when she asked Charlie for 1000 and he asked what for she said well if you have to ask you don't really love me😅😅😅😅 rip to Berta

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal Před měsícem +4

      I hated them both. I kinda liked Chelsea until she left Charlie for Brad. Also, that side story about her father being secretly a puff didn't help.

    • @patriciadavis1393
      @patriciadavis1393 Před měsícem +1

      @afonsodeportugal actually when her father got the boyfriend I loved it LOL I had a huge crush on him back on the in the day not Stacy Keach LOL

  • @DavidOfWhitehills
    @DavidOfWhitehills Před měsícem +4

    In the pew.
    Jeez I need to grow up.

    • @och70
      @och70 Před měsícem +1

      I laughed at it too, but I ain't growing up.

  • @ShareemGovender
    @ShareemGovender Před měsícem +4

    Lydia was hotter than Chelsea and Mia

    • @susieq8424
      @susieq8424 Před měsícem +1

      A man of culture, I see! I agree 😊

  • @MarkL-qv2qu
    @MarkL-qv2qu Před měsícem

    Also, I like to add that Linda is the number 1 Beautiful woman. If I met her, I would be a better man than Charlie and treat her right. I'm Mr. Romantic and I know how to treat a woman.

  • @awezsheikh8962
    @awezsheikh8962 Před měsícem

    What another hint charlie want in all those fakes rose is only real one

  • @devinsantiago5357
    @devinsantiago5357 Před měsícem

    I would call one of them except the one in purple and one in cheta outfit no affence

  • @justiceriser8970
    @justiceriser8970 Před měsícem +1

    Wonder if n3mbers never got cancelled if rose actress came back as a guest star this sence would be different sence

  • @masteryoda394
    @masteryoda394 Před měsícem +1

    First

  • @RICHBLACKCOCK
    @RICHBLACKCOCK Před měsícem

    Hey look, it's the MOVING SIDEWALKS, I mean ZZ 🎩 TOP.