The BIGGEST Issues with Splatoon 3 on Nintendo Switch

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  • @BeatEmUps
    @BeatEmUps  Pƙed rokem +85

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  • @professordreadwin7959
    @professordreadwin7959 Pƙed rokem +343

    Splatoon is one of those games where the lore is locked behind “data logs” called sunken scrolls and Alterna logs that are unlocked in the single player mode

    • @epacenter9548
      @epacenter9548 Pƙed rokem +49

      Im so upset he just doesnt know it exists even though he played the campaign and therefore was bound to find atleast 1 scrollđŸ€”

    • @Null82085
      @Null82085 Pƙed rokem +17

      @@epacenter9548 and the log reveals itself after level 1 and Orca literally tells you about it and Marie tells you to check it out so he had to know about it

    • @sparksshepherd3313
      @sparksshepherd3313 Pƙed rokem +5

      That and it follows the previous games which had a bunch of its own lore that gives you understanding of more things like the in-universe bands, the significance of Calamari Inkantation, octolings becoming re-integrated into the larger society, and more, like the apocalypse

    • @lcdoopliss7288
      @lcdoopliss7288 Pƙed rokem

      Destiny 1...

    • @guffingtonreal
      @guffingtonreal Pƙed rokem +1

      it's not that bad since you just play all the levels and just google the last one

  • @blankstatement1
    @blankstatement1 Pƙed rokem +369

    turf war is not considered competitive because the whole objective can be achieved within the last 15 seconds if anything. with the other game modes, you would have to be consistently better than the opposing team and maintain that level or more in order to win.

    • @nicked_fenyx
      @nicked_fenyx Pƙed rokem +5

      What about Splat Zones? I actually feel like there's as much if not more strategy involved in Turf War than there is in Splat Zones (due to needing to control a much larger area in Turf, more options for stealth, etc), and feel like it really should offer a ranked mode, since as the video says it's really what this game is known for, and one of the things that sets it apart. I've also heard a lot of complaints about Clam Blitz being a sh*t mode, whereas the main complaint I hear about Turf War is that it's full of noobs due to not being ranked. So just... ya know... make it ranked. As an option, at least.

    • @clipzy5032
      @clipzy5032 Pƙed rokem +9

      @@nicked_fenyx its the reason I didn't play ranked much its much more fun to play turf war

    • @tdogable
      @tdogable Pƙed rokem +18

      Exactly. I’m currently level A in ranked. Turf wars really comes down to whoever is still alive in the last 15-20 seconds to cover the stage. The ranked modes are way more fun and intense. I really just use turf wars to warm up and try new weapons.

    • @arturintete2461
      @arturintete2461 Pƙed rokem +2

      @@nicked_fenyx well you tried

    • @arkethel
      @arkethel Pƙed rokem +5

      @@nicked_fenyx I'm not sure if splatoon 3 does this, but Splatoon 2 had some hidden skill based matchmaking system for turf war that made sure you were playing with people around your skill level.
      No one at a high skill level actually enjoys playing turf war. The main complaint of turf war is that whoever has the last push wins which is really lame. If you watch any high level Splatoon turf war match it's just both teams stalling in mid until the last minute to make one push. Splat Zones on the other hand has the constant threat of score being pushed at any moment and games often go back and forth because the objective encourages doing so.

  • @lilybeejones
    @lilybeejones Pƙed rokem +491

    Turf War wouldn't work as a ranked mode. It's more of a casual introductory fun mode.
    Turf war victories are somewhat random. You can paint the whole map in like 30 seconds if the other team dies, so really the last 30 seconds are what matters.
    Turf War is fun! But I don't think it need a ranked mode. The ranked modes require a bit more effort. And don't tend to have random victories.

    • @whenimmanicimgodly4228
      @whenimmanicimgodly4228 Pƙed rokem +44

      I completely agree, turf war could never be a ranked mode that has any credibility. I don't own splatoon, but just knowing how it works makes or pretty obvious the flaws it would have

    • @hugedillpickle6395
      @hugedillpickle6395 Pƙed rokem +30

      The thing about turf war is you can body the other team for the entire game and wipe once in the last 30 sec lose

    • @konijngaming
      @konijngaming Pƙed rokem +18

      well, you do have splatzones as the comp variant for turf war.

    • @lilybeejones
      @lilybeejones Pƙed rokem +25

      @@konijngaming yeah! I love splatzones. Since it has an area everyone has to focus on instead of the whole map, it had a different vibe, and it's even more important to remove threats. It's like trying to hold an area.

    • @lilybeejones
      @lilybeejones Pƙed rokem +6

      @@hugedillpickle6395 exactly. That's why we don't tend to compete in turf war. Even a wipe in the ranked modes still means you could come back most times. Those modes have overtime too. So if you manage to succeed at your final push you can win.

  • @SwordofAccension
    @SwordofAccension Pƙed rokem +425

    I love that he actually really plays the games before he reviews them. Holds so much more weight to me. Plus he isn't afraid to call out BS on a game. I don't know if you read these comments but I just want you to know I super appreciate the effort you put Into these. Love nontendo podcast to!!!!!!!

    • @Sonicforce
      @Sonicforce Pƙed rokem +36

      I wish he tried out all the ranked modes and the card game before reviewing the game tho, usually he does talk about every aspect of a game but this time he kinda skimped out. Also he got some facts just straight up wrong like how u can’t see your friends lockers, u can always see most of your friends lockers in a specific part of the locker room

    • @ladyamberskye
      @ladyamberskye Pƙed rokem +12

      @@Sonicforce yeah I think HE actually never saw his friends lockers because his friends could find thier lockers so never made one lol. Not the games fault

    • @BBrostik
      @BBrostik Pƙed rokem +14

      Jesus, love how the bare minimum for a fuckin decent game review nowadays is... *"I HOPE the person actually played the game first."*

    • @SnoFitzroy
      @SnoFitzroy Pƙed rokem +11

      But that's the thing, it's a terrible review because he missed half the content while also spoiling the singleplayer (without marking he spoilers)

    • @SnoFitzroy
      @SnoFitzroy Pƙed rokem +1

      @@BBrostik And even then he only saw like a third of the content.

  • @mikachu8377
    @mikachu8377 Pƙed rokem +27

    Turf war actually does have a ranked mode! It's used during splatfests (big ingame events that take over an entire weekend) where in this version you can choose between 3 teams and rank up during the weekend depending on how much you win or lose. This will impact the outcome of the event! It's basically just a huge turfwar tournament where you are given a rank and better rewards depending on your performance during the event.

  • @HarambeTheHutt
    @HarambeTheHutt Pƙed rokem +75

    The connection errors are rough. It can be really frustrating when you’re kicked from the first three matches of the day. All in all tho, I enjoy the game

  • @fancyyoshi9450
    @fancyyoshi9450 Pƙed rokem +32

    Gotta love how the update to fix the online issues made it worse

    • @miguelespinal2889
      @miguelespinal2889 Pƙed rokem +16

      Thats funny you say that because after the update a few days ago I had like 7 straight matches that failed either due to errors or unstable connection, it was so bad I stopped playing lol I was like "what the heck did the update fix!?"

    • @nicked_fenyx
      @nicked_fenyx Pƙed rokem +9

      Yep. Even playing Salmon Run has gotten hard now because it takes *forever* to find a match, and half the time I wait literal minutes to be matched, only to end up being told there's a connection error and have to start the wait all over again. Whatever they "fixed," I wish they'd "un-fix" it and address the real problem instead.

    • @milkiekittie
      @milkiekittie Pƙed rokem +3

      Right, like it just got worse ;-; I still get these online issues, even after they "fixed it" :(

  • @FearThePegasus
    @FearThePegasus Pƙed rokem +120

    The reason it seems to happen so often is they force everyone to disconnect from the server when 1 person disconnects/closes their switch. If it's searching or early in the match it'll dc, if it's far enough into the match then it'll let it play out and reward the winners if they were the one with the missing player or will reward nothing if the full team wins. And sometimes its straight up broken lol I got dc'd while doing a ranked series and it counted as a loss even though I know it wasn't my hardwired connection.

    • @TROBassGuitar
      @TROBassGuitar Pƙed rokem +7

      I'm glad they allow them to play out now, in 2 someone could disconnect seconds before a loss and then you get screwed for doing well

    • @splatbeef74
      @splatbeef74 Pƙed rokem +20

      @@TROBassGuitar in 2 you always had to play them out. 3 is the first game where it purges the lobby when someone dc's early

    • @LycanMOON
      @LycanMOON Pƙed rokem +6

      Salmon run still plays out with 3 tho so it’s pain

    • @nicked_fenyx
      @nicked_fenyx Pƙed rokem

      @@LycanMOON I had a recent salmon run where two of the players dc'd. Needless to say, we didn't get far after that. Ouch.

    • @IDoABitOfTrollin
      @IDoABitOfTrollin Pƙed rokem

      Had a match of salmon run with only 1 other player left on the last round. It was intense

  • @fab.912
    @fab.912 Pƙed rokem +19

    10:50 Actually, your friends lockers do show up. Kind of. The lockers on the far right wall once you go in are your friends. I only noticed by chance when I was scrolling through them all and recognized a friends name. They tend to cycle through your friends as well.
    Lockers right next to yours directly are people you just played with. I'm not quite sure what the lockers on the left are, maybe most popular? Someone else let me know if they've figured out.

    • @landsquid9509
      @landsquid9509 Pƙed rokem +1

      sorry that your comment was botted
      idk about this but it seems like it could be legit

  • @masteroftheocarina2709
    @masteroftheocarina2709 Pƙed rokem +84

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who took a while to find the lockers. I honestly thought they were in the town area and I eventually gave up before seeing the doors and wondering what was behind it.

    • @boringcheese8492
      @boringcheese8492 Pƙed rokem +1

      im not even kidding it took me a good 10 ish hours before i found them. i spent so long looking for them :/

    • @masteroftheocarina2709
      @masteroftheocarina2709 Pƙed rokem +2

      @@boringcheese8492 I was half way through the story mode and played a bunch of online matches before finding it. They couldn't have put like idk a sign or something? It was probably shown in the S3 trailer tho...

    • @gaborcsernak2627
      @gaborcsernak2627 Pƙed rokem +1

      I had to watch videos on the internet to find it.

    • @inline885
      @inline885 Pƙed rokem +3

      I kind of laughed how he thought the map was pointless because you can just access the different areas with the menu, but his next point was it’s too hard to find the one area that isn’t accessible via the menu.

  • @marcello857
    @marcello857 Pƙed rokem +48

    they don’t have turf war in ranked cause they have Splat Zones. it’s like king of the hill + turf war since you’re meant to control a specific area towards the center of the map. there are even some maps with split zones that you have to control at the same time and it’s a lot of fun!

    • @lilybeejones
      @lilybeejones Pƙed rokem +4

      Split splat zones is the best. I love keeping up with the two areas, with each team having easier access to one side

    • @Kirbicle
      @Kirbicle Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

      I like splat zones because I’m a snipper (idk why, but I like calling snipers snippers) and zones is probably the best mode for snippers since there’s no moving objective you have to keep up with

  • @AnimeIntrospective
    @AnimeIntrospective Pƙed rokem +24

    Salmon run is much harder than i thought it'd be. It's really hard if you need to pick up slack for someone

    • @notoriousnadeem
      @notoriousnadeem Pƙed rokem +2

      It’s harder than Splatoon 2’s Salmon Run

  • @beanman3113
    @beanman3113 Pƙed rokem +39

    As much as I love this game, I swear I've had way more connection issues in this one than in Splatoon 2. At first I thought my internet was just being screwy, but I logged off and immediately jumped into some of my other online games (including Splatoon 2) and everything worked fine. Hopefully those issues can be patched though.
    EDIT: Just figured I'd mentioned that with the recent patch, things have been working way better. Still more connection issues than I would like, but it works at a rate I'd consider acceptable now.

    • @Chickoboy
      @Chickoboy Pƙed rokem

      I think it has been patched, seems to be working much better now

    • @oreomerchant6600
      @oreomerchant6600 Pƙed rokem

      damn your really unlucky

    • @Grr8jon
      @Grr8jon Pƙed rokem

      Works better for me after the patch!

    • @mitchjames9350
      @mitchjames9350 Pƙed rokem

      With the game very much full of maps from 2 which are overused and yet to play a original map it’s cheaper to stick with 2 and don’t buy 3 until the map selection is full of original maps.

  • @Cashewz698
    @Cashewz698 Pƙed rokem +67

    Regarding ranked turf war, splat zones is basically that. I don’t believe regular turf war would be good for ranked cuz the end result of turf is a little random.

    • @Agent719
      @Agent719 Pƙed rokem +2

      Good to see somebody said it.

    • @Ordercrime1
      @Ordercrime1 Pƙed rokem +1

      I mostly think Splatfest are the ranked of turf wars.

  • @ari.h2
    @ari.h2 Pƙed rokem +9

    the amount of connection issues is actually ridiculous. especially when you finally get into a battle and then someone ELSE disconnects. like i get nintendo’s online servers are notorious for instability but i can’t help but feel it’s especially bad this time round.

  • @granitecarbon
    @granitecarbon Pƙed rokem +71

    I mean technically you didn't go over everything because you didn't mention table turf battles which aren't the best to begin with but they aren't bad. Really good video though always enjoyed the content you put out 😊

    • @pacifist357
      @pacifist357 Pƙed rokem +3

      Ignore that reply, it’s a bot.

    • @IDoABitOfTrollin
      @IDoABitOfTrollin Pƙed rokem

      Dude I suck at table turf

    • @kaikollas
      @kaikollas Pƙed rokem

      Tableturf battles have a lot of strategy behind them, especially on high levels

  • @Spilzu
    @Spilzu Pƙed rokem +83

    Some things about Turf War I wanted to mention:
    Splatting even one person in Turf Wars is actually super important, it makes the entire team lose 1/4 of its power for usually around 10 seconds, which can be doubled by killing just one more person, and it allows for a chance to resplat them when the super jump, and that's huge when each person is so valuable to the team. Spending one second to splat someone is FAR better than spending one second to splat a tiny bit of turf that will just get resplatted by the opposing team later. If you get a wipeout at pretty much any point in the game, you've probably won. It's not the most competitive mode though, it's true that the tides can completely change in just 10 seconds.
    Also Turf War isn't in ranked partly because of this last part I mentioned, the tides can turn in just 10 seconds.

    • @epacenter9548
      @epacenter9548 Pƙed rokem +9

      When i heard him say killing wasnt worth it, i was about to rage so hard... goes to show why people get so many bad team mates. Cause people just dont get how the game worksđŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïž

    • @noctis6826
      @noctis6826 Pƙed rokem +10

      @@epacenter9548 Yeah no, those heavy aggressive people that rushes the opposing team base and to 'get kills' are the most laughable, especially when they try chasing you around half the map just to get their precious kill on you, but they get splatted themselves by your teammates, and essentially they are ignoring key points to Ink, that the opposing team will have trouble getting too, in the end its all about inking (yes killing helps) but ink ink and ink is the best advice to give, and honestly people don't get how to play when they chase around one person for so long or trying so hard to splat the entire time, that's the serious face palm moments are players like those.

    • @epacenter9548
      @epacenter9548 Pƙed rokem +6

      @@noctis6826 i hate rushing straight to enemy spawn, thats not what its about... he is saying getting kills doesnt matter over inking and its like "what!?!?" Because getting kills changes the whole match. Also dont confuse getting spawn camped and getting pushed back to your base, im okay with pushing the enemy team back and keeping them back, but rushing straight to spawn to camp is dumb like you said. Just because i say kills should be valued highly doesnt mean im saying spawn camp people

    • @Spilzu
      @Spilzu Pƙed rokem +6

      @@noctis6826 Some weapons are simply made for aggressiveness and cover little ink, and some are very good at covering ground. You usually want at least one aggressive weapon/player, having all people focus almost exclusively on covering turf is not great, especially during the first 30 seconds of a match. Get the aggressive player/players to that middle point and make a wall, the majority of your base will be inked by respawning players anyway.

    • @dicehands
      @dicehands Pƙed rokem +1

      I hate that excuse about turf war. Get a group of people that are actually good vs another good group and it instantly isnt a casual mode. Also the fact that tides can turn on a dime make it that much more thrilling. Fans have been begging for ranked turf mode for YEARS! It’s pathetic that they refuse to add it.

  • @stephorozco8911
    @stephorozco8911 Pƙed rokem +3

    I'll be very honest about this one: outside of a very few deep cut songs, the music doesn't hit as hard as the previous games (in my opinion, please dont murder me, fellow woomers and octlers). It just sounds very "synthetic," like they used computer-generated versions of percussion/electric guitars instead of actual instruments. At some point listening to the soundtrack, I did get frustrated at how similar most songs sounded. Anarchy Rainbow is so damn good, but most all other songs just don't hit the same mood to jam out.
    Maybe that's the point of the chaos/anarchy theme, maybe it's my nostalgic talking, but there's my take.

  • @asharpiesniffer7553
    @asharpiesniffer7553 Pƙed rokem +3

    Ive only played splatoon 3 on the weekends, and got the game two weeks ago. I have played the game on about 3 days, and already have 10+ hours on it (and I had to study and work on those days)

  • @brovro_
    @brovro_ Pƙed rokem +2

    thing is, turf war would suck as a ranked mode. It’s good as the “beginner mode” but it’s bad as literally anything else. It would need a complete overhaul, in turf war only the last 30 seconds matter so it’d need a knockout function

  • @XHermesXx
    @XHermesXx Pƙed rokem +7

    Splat Zones is essentially the ranked version of Turf Wars! Same concept, but you have to maintain turf in a smaller area. Splatting the opponent team becomes more important, as does holding the same turf. But all the Turf Wars skills transfer over pretty directly.
    Also, I've really been enjoying locker simulator while the multiplayer is stuck in 'A communication error has occurred' mode.

  • @derekneeley6667
    @derekneeley6667 Pƙed rokem +29

    Salmon run is my favorite mode, I think there is a ton of fun to be found in just that one game mode

    • @Jme_hde
      @Jme_hde Pƙed rokem +2

      A shame they didn’t really add much (new mechanics and some more bosses) - and they removed the older stages aside from Spawning Grounds which was the worse one - also what’s up with the lack of rewards?? Surely more than a single hat to earn clothing wise

    • @Chickoboy
      @Chickoboy Pƙed rokem +3

      @@Jme_hde I don't know what you mean by lack of rewards. It's the best way to earn money and ability chunks. As for the gear, they change the gear you can get every month, just like in Splatoon 2

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@Jme_hde idk, spawning grounds isnt that bad compared to other s2 sr maps.. like the lost outpost and the smokeyard.. spawning grounds actually has a lot of room for moving around and interactivity from far away than those two. I would’ve hoped they’d have the ruins of ark polaris bc I think that’s the best one from s2 but spawning grounds isn’t bad at all.

    • @Jme_hde
      @Jme_hde Pƙed rokem

      @@pokaay3163 yeah Ark Polaris was my favourite too, and it would’ve made sense with the story mode
 maybe it’ll return as an update stage

  • @TROBassGuitar
    @TROBassGuitar Pƙed rokem +31

    Splatzones is more like turf war, at least in the sense you have to cover an area with ink and control it over time to gain points, clam blitz is fun it's sort of like football or soccer, but they're great fun altogether

    • @Agent719
      @Agent719 Pƙed rokem

      Ah, good to see someone said it.

    • @lckfan3696
      @lckfan3696 Pƙed rokem +1

      Rainmaker is more like football than the mode with an actual football

  • @amiranda5580
    @amiranda5580 Pƙed rokem +5

    As someone who’s busy with school work right now, I haven’t been able to finish the story mode and I’m glad that he was able to review it without giving any spoilers! 😊

  • @retro3909
    @retro3909 Pƙed rokem +2

    A communication error has occurred.

  • @CrushedLollipops
    @CrushedLollipops Pƙed rokem +1

    8:11 that fizzy charge is painful to watch

  • @wendybrockman127
    @wendybrockman127 Pƙed rokem +2

    *a connection error has occurred*

    • @james441
      @james441 Pƙed rokem

      for the 5th time today

  • @catoi6324
    @catoi6324 Pƙed rokem +1

    Interesting point to note but another big reason that Turf War isn’t in ranked is because it has a very narrow range of meta weapons (Aerospray lol) and things like blasters, chargers, and longer range shooters don’t really have the chance to shine like they do in other modes

  • @lewis9950
    @lewis9950 Pƙed rokem +4

    Well Splat Zones is pretty much the ranked version of Turf War, which you oddly left out.

  • @kiripaka1289
    @kiripaka1289 Pƙed rokem +2

    splat zones is kind of like ranked turf war, except you have to ink specific areas and control them for longer than the enemy team

  • @BroodyRuby
    @BroodyRuby Pƙed rokem +7

    I wish we could level up doing Salmon Run. I lose turf war a lot but Salmon Run I’m decent at 😅

  • @smilestorm2478
    @smilestorm2478 Pƙed rokem +1

    As someone with a Bachelors in Fine Arts I was so confused what you were going for with that painting

  • @ladyamberskye
    @ladyamberskye Pƙed rokem +9

    I've been pretty obsessed with Splatoon3

  • @MrResidentevil18
    @MrResidentevil18 Pƙed rokem +1

    also in the solo player mode - there is an actual story there won’t just challenges, the more of the world you unlock the more files you find that tell a story about human life and squid life etc

  • @JArt872
    @JArt872 Pƙed rokem +2

    How come there's no Rank for Turf War?!
    Splatfest: "Hold my Beer"

  • @zoomy-zoomy
    @zoomy-zoomy Pƙed rokem +10

    Love your content keep up the hard work because its really paying off 👍

  • @ilive4retro
    @ilive4retro Pƙed rokem +1

    I swear I just found out about the lockers yesterday! I could not find them! 😂😂😂

  • @EmperorADG
    @EmperorADG Pƙed rokem +1

    They actually fixed the issue of not being able to leave the matchmaking lobby!!! Literally was so annoying. Now there’s a option too right of the screen where the timer is

  • @cgowcgwo
    @cgowcgwo Pƙed rokem +1

    The biggest issue on splatoon 3 is that like every 2 matches u disconnect and rage

  • @ICE_woomy
    @ICE_woomy Pƙed rokem +1

    You do see your friends lockers, they are on the wall to the right from the entrance

  • @sarahsnotcrossing4392
    @sarahsnotcrossing4392 Pƙed rokem

    yea i legit had to search up where the lockers were located and i never see my friends ones either even tho when you go into the room the first time it tells you that you can see your friends lockers. well i’m not seeing them


  • @Legendalvin
    @Legendalvin Pƙed rokem +1

    1 in 3 matches gets dc and 1 in 10 matches dc yourself, no matter busy hours or not , the dc is so random, this is just netcode issue , not fixable

  • @xcrack6364
    @xcrack6364 Pƙed rokem +9

    Other than the random disconnects which at least for me isn’t super frequent, the game is amazingly polished. It does need a few performance tweaks here and there but MAN is my all time favorite game already. Even won the first splatfest which is awesome!

  • @capnsquishy4310
    @capnsquishy4310 Pƙed rokem +1

    I have a FEVER! The only prescription?
    More Salmon Run maps.
    *vigorously bangs cowbell with Deep Cut theme*

  • @vio2112
    @vio2112 Pƙed 6 dny

    Splat Zones is similar to Turf Way in many aspects, but you're painting and trying to control a small section of the stage rather than the whole thing. And Turf War has always been separate from Ranked. The devs established this day 1 in Splatoon 1. It is highly unlikely to ever change even if Nintendo makes another 20 Splatoons.

  • @DIGIHENDRIX300
    @DIGIHENDRIX300 Pƙed rokem

    My daughter loves the game but can no longer play cus her z right button isn’t working.. I try to change the button settings but doesn’t seem to allow it for that game. Any recommendations?

  • @luke3810
    @luke3810 Pƙed rokem +7

    I haven't jumped into this game as much as I wanted to as yet because of the connection errors. I was really enjoying it otherwise though.

    • @docc19
      @docc19 Pƙed rokem

      It’s not as common as people are making it seem. Been playing almost daily since launch and haven’t had any disconnects. Think it has a lot to do with your own wi fi connection

  • @loganschaafsma2214
    @loganschaafsma2214 Pƙed rokem +5

    Me and my brother are obsessed with Splatoon it's a great game to stress and calm down😂😂

  • @danishsami8576
    @danishsami8576 Pƙed rokem +1

    The katanas deffinitly inspired by the windclever from botw

  • @McDrewbii
    @McDrewbii Pƙed rokem +2

    I could not imagine trying to play Splatoon in handheld mode

  • @HerAddiction444
    @HerAddiction444 Pƙed rokem +4

    The city looks great and all, but it definitely feels "empty", even though it looks amazing. Not saying it should work like an MMO or anything like that, but with a party of 4, you should be able to go out with everyone you're with in the lobby, friends or randos. Maybe meet in the lobby with friends, and be able to go out into the city and everyone could queue up from there, too.

    • @Promethazin3
      @Promethazin3 Pƙed rokem +2

      The city is so disappointing and not only is it empty you can’t use any weapons so it’s harder to get around you’re just jogging around slowly in a small empty city if they make the next game more open world they need to add skateboards or something

    • @HerAddiction444
      @HerAddiction444 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@Promethazin3 yeah, that's how I saw it too. Bigger city, which is great, but feels like so much space is unused. I'm not asking for a MMO or anything like that, but walking around with your party would be nice. And the actual players, not the holo versions we see in the lobby or Grizzco's, lol

  • @charakiga
    @charakiga Pƙed rokem +1

    7:04 THAT! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!
    Don’t say that in splatoon forums btw, you’ll be trash talked
 I still don’t get why but you will.

    • @Sonicforce
      @Sonicforce Pƙed rokem

      It’s just because turf war is extremely unbalanced, the whole tide of the match can be decided in the last 15 seconds if one team gets a good push, all the other ranked modes of one team sweeps ends instantly or it’s a constant back and forth of trying to outplay the enemy’s teams to get a good push going

  • @rehumspence6007
    @rehumspence6007 Pƙed rokem

    I was waiting for a match while watching this and I kid you not, the moment Wood talks about communication errors, I got one.

  • @PurifiedShino
    @PurifiedShino Pƙed rokem

    I've had a Satisfye grip with the thicc case for years. I didn't realise it was a limited thing.

  • @biggie_d298
    @biggie_d298 Pƙed rokem

    when the ground caved in and the little entry point happened, i got vietnam flash backs to splatoon 2: octo expansion

  • @sethic
    @sethic Pƙed rokem

    Maybe it's because of where I'm playing from, but I get disconnected in between almost every turf war match. I never get disconnected in the middle of a game, just in between...

  • @mysticspartan2643
    @mysticspartan2643 Pƙed rokem

    I had to google where the lockers are because I absolutely had no idea where they were and I was like lvl 25 with all these rewards

  • @Jme_hde
    @Jme_hde Pƙed rokem +1

    Still hate how Anarchy modes aren’t graded separately anymore - one of the best parts of 2 as I’m awful at Clam Blitz and great at Rainmaker
 the UI additions are really beneficial alongside checkpoints in rainmaker, but Anarchy open is a redundant pick when it gets you a measly 8p a win


  • @kengelina
    @kengelina Pƙed rokem +2

    Splatoon has never been one of those games that has drawn me in but I have to say, you kinda almost talked me into it. I missed the last half hour of your stream today (last night for you) but I hope you hit the A level!

  • @one4all885
    @one4all885 Pƙed rokem +7

    Splat zones is the ranked version of turf war. It's a more focused area so players will engage more if they want to win. Funny and entertaining review.

  • @abbymoore7054
    @abbymoore7054 Pƙed rokem +1

    Hi I love your switch videos and I got splatoon 3 but I don't have Nintendo online, do you think I should buy it?

  • @disarmyouwitha
    @disarmyouwitha Pƙed rokem +1

    Turf war is in ranked, it’s called Splatzones.

  • @SpectralBlizzard
    @SpectralBlizzard Pƙed rokem

    I have not experienced one “The Connection is Unstable” and I’m at Level 12

  • @Spika94
    @Spika94 Pƙed rokem

    Yea, I couldn't find the locker room either, I searched for days, and I swear I even checked those doors, but I had no prompt to open them up.

    • @docc19
      @docc19 Pƙed rokem

      The game literally tells you where the lockers are though like


  • @NotNuggety
    @NotNuggety Pƙed rokem +10

    Turf war is kind of in ranked mode. Splat Zones is basically turf war, but only for a small area.

    • @phalanxoti3997
      @phalanxoti3997 Pƙed rokem +1

      The rank version is more like King of Hill.

    • @nicked_fenyx
      @nicked_fenyx Pƙed rokem +1

      Somewhat true, but a true ranked mode Turf War would see different strategy than Zones, due to needing to cover/defend so much more land. I personally would love to see it in ranked, as I find it really fun to see two skilled teams go at it in Turf War. It's my favorite mode in terms of the concept, with my only gripe being how hard it is to find good teams to play with/against. Ranked mode would fix this. And for those players who don't want to play it, well... they don't have to. I do think if Nintendo offered it as an option, people would find the strategy alluring and it would become popular in the end despite what people say now, but hey, maybe I'm wrong.

  • @jeffreysmen4948
    @jeffreysmen4948 Pƙed rokem

    This video helped me find lockers. I legit had no idea where they would.

  • @insomniasucks3594
    @insomniasucks3594 Pƙed rokem +2

    Satisfye needs a european distributer, I managed to get one 2nd hand for my old switch and I loved it, but Im not paying ÂŁ32 shipping for a new one when I get an OLED, It's literally double the price

  • @zoolio
    @zoolio Pƙed rokem

    I mean, they have zones which is kind of like turf mode but focused on a smaller area.

  • @ladyamberskye
    @ladyamberskye Pƙed rokem

    Weird I almost always have my friends lockers.. I do wish I could make a permanent wall of my favorite players.

  • @everetthagany7792
    @everetthagany7792 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci

    anybody know where he got that shot of an inkling standing in front of a city that was just drawn

  • @CapnDezi
    @CapnDezi Pƙed rokem

    Me who has carpal tunnel due to genetics: yeah once u got carpal tunnel the grip will help nothing if your hand is having a bad day. There are times when driving isn’t fun because my hand goes numb and gets tingly. Im glad I randomly decided to learn to use my left hand in middle school when I saw a kid struggling because his dominant hand had a cast on it. But yeah if ur hand(s) are having a good day then the grip is amazing and you really should get one.

  • @poutybivalve
    @poutybivalve Pƙed rokem +1

    What adding software does he use What specifically his editor

  • @stefanspelt3578
    @stefanspelt3578 Pƙed rokem

    9:20 You know it's optionally possible for like 5 seconds to ACTUALLY stop the Search with like holding one button?

  • @Inmortuae2233
    @Inmortuae2233 Pƙed rokem +2

    The reason why there isn't turf mode in ranked is that the tides of a battle changes way too way easily. One team wipe at the last 30 seconds and you instantly lose. I think that most competitive players would agree with me.

    • @Promethazin3
      @Promethazin3 Pƙed rokem

      That’s true but to a more casual player on the surface it seems weird because you’d think the random game modes would be the casual playlist and have the main game mode that revolves around the games unique mechanic to be the ranked mode

    • @Inmortuae2233
      @Inmortuae2233 Pƙed rokem

      @@Promethazin3 Yeah its completely understandable to think this, its just if you dig deeper you would start to understand why turf wars are bad in comp

  • @mysryuza
    @mysryuza Pƙed rokem

    I mostly appreciate the interactive lobby, but what I despise is the connection errors and how unstable connection, even when you have good internet, forces you to freeze in place, which makes you a super easy target for opponents to splat.
    I hate the time limit and target thing Ngl, and I hate that I hate them.

  • @204017754
    @204017754 Pƙed rokem +9

    Fair review of the game. It deserves praise and criticism. One thing you didn't mention was the card game. Have you spent any time with that mode?

  • @AlexAgent21
    @AlexAgent21 Pƙed rokem

    When will they release more beatemups grips??? I missed out đŸ˜«

  • @monstery_GT
    @monstery_GT Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci

    I want a BEATEMUPS Satisfye grip! When will you make the next collaboration? Eagerly awaiting the possibility.

  • @alifishies
    @alifishies Pƙed rokem

    10:25 glad to know it wasn't just me. I surched for it everywhere, and it was of course, in the last place💀. I do know the city pretty well now though

  • @oreomerchant6600
    @oreomerchant6600 Pƙed rokem

    What team will you be on for the splatfest? Im on team gear

  • @ervinc9335
    @ervinc9335 Pƙed rokem

    Splatoon 3 is my first Splatoon game and I would hate to have a turf war in ranked cause with that it always seems like a turf war is decided in the last 30 seconds of the game

  • @haywirehornet9164
    @haywirehornet9164 Pƙed rokem

    Just saw ya Scott pilgrim! I got the same one! I love it but my god I have nowhere to display it properly lmao

  • @adamschumacher4837
    @adamschumacher4837 Pƙed rokem +6

    Not to mention it feels faster and the ink seems to go further and cover more space than Splat 2

  • @SnakeEaterGaming
    @SnakeEaterGaming Pƙed rokem

    1:40 I am one of those people. Ordered your beatemups grip and no case, ordering a case now :)

  • @themonado5030
    @themonado5030 Pƙed rokem +1

    The connection issues are my worst complaint. Splatoon 2 works great for me but spaltoon 3 it's like every other match it disconnects.

  • @ziggymack2233
    @ziggymack2233 Pƙed rokem

    I had the same issues with the lockers and locker room !

  • @oreomerchant6600
    @oreomerchant6600 Pƙed rokem

    I actually never get disconnects tbh. I played for an evening and i didnt get a single disconnect. Also,i could be wrong because i dont check lockers often,but in the direct didnt they say "the lockers here are owned by the people that you have played with recently?" I could be wrong/ misremembering though. also i literally had to google search where the lockers are thats bs

  • @TheMRWaffles12
    @TheMRWaffles12 Pƙed rokem +5

    I’ve been enjoying splatoon 3 a lot recently so much fun

  • @marcelmeyer6857
    @marcelmeyer6857 Pƙed rokem +1

    Splatoon in one sentence: We got awards for being original with Splatoon 1, so we made the exact game twice over.

  • @MilkyBoost
    @MilkyBoost Pƙed rokem +2

    Yah it is horrible disconnecting at the result screen in every mode especially if you just beat a chohouzuna and don't get the scales

  • @luke0zde
    @luke0zde Pƙed rokem

    you can see your friends lockers, not all of them may i add but they're on the far right wall of the locker room

  • @hqizyyy
    @hqizyyy Pƙed rokem +1

    Wood you totally can look at the clothing ON your character before buying it, you just tap the right stick to try them on!

  • @umbrasunbro2142
    @umbrasunbro2142 Pƙed rokem

    I still don’t even know where to go to play table turf war

  • @nodnarb3540
    @nodnarb3540 Pƙed rokem

    I actually receive my splatoon 3 edition OLED tomorrow and it just occurred to me it’s going to look awesome with my BeatEmUps grip!!

  • @khunteman09
    @khunteman09 Pƙed rokem

    Having a lot of fun with Splatoon 3! Thanks for making videos @BeatEmUps

  • @gryffonrider2591
    @gryffonrider2591 Pƙed rokem

    What I’ve found about these “communication errors” is that it’s actually players leaving the que or lobby. Happens in salmon run as well. A couple people will stay. One leaves cause they realised too late that they wanna stop. And the game kicked me out of the que.
    The other is in the turf war/ranked. It’s not very obvious but yet again. For the reason above. Since someone left the que it kicks everyone else out because it “can’t find more players” so it stops the entire lobby from playing cause one person wanted to change their gear after queuing. Hopes this helps shine a light on communication error.
    As for being kicked out mid match. It’s all because someone turned off their console at the start of the game. I highly doubt it’s the servers doing but the player. To know this. Look at the top of the screen for a short time at the beginning of the match, if a squid is greyed out. It means the entire match is going to be cancelled because the game is seeking for a fair 4V4 match.

  • @teneesh3376
    @teneesh3376 Pƙed rokem

    For some reason I got an actual ad for satisyfe, but it was done by you. So I got two satisyfe ads by you

  • @KevX36
    @KevX36 Pƙed rokem

    Splat zones is the ranked version of turf wars

  • @Cynim
    @Cynim Pƙed rokem

    It’s funny because even though I do have some connection errors or drops, they’re very few and far between
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