I microwaved my viewers (they were misbehaving)
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- čas přidán 11. 07. 2022
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I took my viewers on a date. I made them burger soup and learned so much about them, like how they hate being put in the microwave. Anyway, follow me on Twitch :p
#gaming #funnymoments #streamhighlights - Hry
how it feels to date hundreds of people trapped in a single vessel
A reverse hive mind
#relatablepost
How it feels to date legion
@@ORIONVIIXI more like a reversed hive mind
@@djwiggles666 wait what teh fu-
I wish my gf spoke like this, disjointed single phrases with a ten second delay, and completely deranged
Its the eldritch entity we all want to date
@@glitchwolf1384 the genderless omnipotent creature of the abyss is what all men truely want in a relationship.
@@random-ed9dv Indeed.
EAT. RAW. BLOODY. DOG.
head trauma works great for this, give it a try
eat wobo. NOW.
wobo burger
berd milk
wobboboboblbublubul
Birdo
Woborger
"Divorce"
"We're not married yet"
Pretty sure I've had that exact Oblivion dialogue
“yet”
Watching like 70+ “you” pour in at the end was fucking golden
surprised they didn't say dog again
"Raw dog"
"Don't say raw dog"
"raw dog"
"daddy"
I was expecting raw dog
I was thinking the exact same thing
Maybe I should tune into the streams
cmon we were all thinkin it
I love how together chat can convey simple things like "eat dog yes" it's like caveman speak.
"Dog. Eat. Yes.
Eat. Dog. Yes.
Eat dog. Yes
Eat dog. Yes "
"Woof"
"Bark"
18:51
"Ruined... my soup"
*anything slightly inconviwnt happens with the burger*
“RUINED. RESTART.”
inconviwnt
inconviwnt
Inconviwnt
Inconctvint
😭
Charborg being genuinely nice and trying to do what they were asking as if it were a real date was weirdly adorable
@greoud and the murderous intent? Geez, marry me first and then conspire to kill
Genuinely nice lol
@greoud that was the cutest part 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Dogx100
@greoud COCK&BALL TORTURE.
I'm flustered... nobody has ever put me in a microwave on our first date before😊
He did it to me
😳
@@thehegartyman1409 what you didn't get burned on your first date??!! Lucky
@@thehegartyman1409 😳
Borg is simultaneously acting like a parent and someone being held hostage.
There’s a difference?
That's literally what marriage and romantic relationships are
@@baph0met who hurt you?!
@@NerdAlert422:27
the calm text-to-speech female voice saying deranged shit makes it so much funnier
I love how in that screen thre was the brainpower of hundreds of people combined and the oly thing it managed to say was "daddy", "bigger", "raw" and "dog".
And also Joe Biden
and v-
And ow
"get grab it"
this was amazing, my parasocial relationship with charborg has been strengthened tenfold. you're basically my best friend dude
Maybe... more than friends? 😳
he's your divorced husband
Ex
Wow! Sounds like a healthy relationship!
We are you.
"I'm sorry." - Chat immediately after we misbehave and get chastized by Charborg.
“I'm sorry DADDY” specifically for a moment there lol
local (totally not insane) person goes on a date with infamous meth lord "Walter White" - cooks him a burger flavoured soup... and then preceeds to get seduced by him.
Chat is the person he cheats with to get revenge on Skylar.
oh my god walter white youre so forward... 😳
"you don't have to apologize for everything"
"Vore."
Okay, into the Sin Bin with you.
for people who don't know what that is:
DO NOT LOOK IT UP IF YOU'RE YOUNG
@@jordy_de-zee yes, its very cursed, nobody should ever look for it.
@@_lilythedreamfox_ that's why i warning people
@@jordy_de-zee don’t look it up in general
@@jordy_de-zee sadly when I was younger I got trapped into clickbaity videos and some were wierd 💀💀💀💀
"Should I do it??"
"Yes."
The funniest interaction
"I'm gonna turn you into the teenage mutant ninja turtle" the fact that he says it as a singular thing fills me with an emotion no one here is ready for
4:50
lust?
This video is infinitely better if you just listen to it and imagine chat as a hand sized anthropomorphic hydra. Wish I had the skills to animate that
that is very specific
Him:what do you guys want for dessert?
Twitch chat : *its our time to shine シ︎*
The hivemind:it's your time 2 ehine
Hell yeah we know what we want and we want it now
@@starlight_studios8784 vore
@@nameless...................... HELL YEAH
The chat is like those digital spirit boxes where the ghost says only the main words
Omg they are!!
"Can you tell us why you are still here, why have you not moved on?"
_silence_
"Daddy milk"
The twitch integration is absolutely hilarious, and charborg absolutely nails how to act on it.
His reactions to the reactions is some of my favourite content in a long time.
I love how he specifically ignores the hamburger meat and goes straight for the slab of ham
Holy shit real gnome chompski!!!!!
I was so confused the whole time, why does he keep calling a random piece of meat a burger
this is probably CHRBRGS first date
Of today
Remember he chipped his tooth while on a date in people playground
And his best ;)
this is why Charborg is better, he has the hose. (he likes gardening)
And his last
Charborg really went out on a date with a hive mind
I am a part of it lol
Hive mindussy
*A mind hive
A hive mind is when multiple “people” are controlled by one mind.
This is the opposite case : one “person” is controlled by multiple people.
when he asked what was wanted for dessert i immediately thought "you" chat did not disappoint
The parasocial relationship of my dreams. Can't wait for the wedding
charborg youre such a unique content creator man, genuinely never fail to make me laugh. thank you so much
did you fall in love with him
@@axmoylotl yes
@@mountaingoatnohorns same ngl
This isn't a date it's a two way hostage situation
a new phrase going into my dictionary
It is hilarious listening to the voice repeat random lines while he goes about his duties.
"eat dog" in background as he works ahaha
“Bloody raw dog” is definitely a phrase
vore dog daddy milk
the way he initially reacts to "kill you" is how grace and trip from facade react to being hit on
This is going into my "watch when sad" playlist along with other videos that never fail to make me laugh
This is such a good idea! Thanks!
please unlist or unprivate it i'd love to see the others
@@jannanasi4444 czcams.com/play/PLpNOxtVYBAx2OszvKuhNgtsPy8sYr_oUm.html
He and his chat admitted to being furries over the one course of a date, And then he proceeded to blow them all up with a firework lol
Remember: if there is no furry hunter in the area, the universe will always step in for the save.
@@Nonexistility Then why hasn't the universe stepped in play for me TmT
@@ericonion3561 Yeah, too good for some.
@@ytrenzo_4001 then congrats the universe got to you first
@@ericonion3561 but I'm still a furry and nobody eliminated me from existence like a furry hunter
I like how the insistence of putting Wobo on the menu went completely unnoticed.
Im SO happy you made a video of this
This stream was so unhinged, I was crying laughing the whole time. The chat widget was already hilarious, but this took it to another level. Legend
since you have that plugin to see your chat's most popular messages you should make a masterchef thing with them in cooking sim vr, first they get some minutes to pick out ingredients and then after that, they have around an hour or so to give you instructions on what to do and by the end you sell it and see the ratings it gets, and like that you can judge your chat's cooking and cooperation skills.
Bet it’ll be trash blended soup
Honestly, this would probably work great as assisted learning material for training an "AI".
Any AI that sees this video will instantly go rogue and vivisect the nearest beloved household pet and cook their cuts. All primary directives would be overwritten, the new, and only one: "More meat... all". It would be the best entertainer the world had ever seen.
@@peterdinkler4950 There are certainly reasons to cut away parts of the video before using it as training material.
@@peterdinkler4950 raw dog
@@peterdinkler4950 vore
7:13 i love how he talks to chat like they're an 8 year old who learned a curse word
Love that this just makes chat some insane entity
Not long till charb does a Jerma styled doll house stream
He is the perfect person to do it as well as Jerma lmao
yeah, except charborg is funny.
@@selectionn I personally don’t agree but that’s ok.
@@selectionn Do you legitimately think Jerma isnt funny?
This feels like you were trying to date a ai that glitched the fuck out and started to demand human sacrifice
this was one of his best streams
Wait until you see the stream where he and Criken made stories with suggestions from chat using this add-on.
That is, if you didn't catch the stream and if he even makes it into a video.
@@djwiggles666 he'll 100% make it into a video it was gold
@@djwiggles666 If Charborg keeps talking to the chat in a virtual world he's goint to go (even more) insane
@@mrapple2544 That's the life of a professional streamer; dissociation and mental illness due to the constant positive reinforcement of chat sending them money.
@@mrapple2544 it's already too late for chat (the hivemind)
Charbogs parents: “So when am I going to be able to see my grandchildren?”
Oh no
The dog burger part had me cracking up too much dude
When he said ",what do you want for dessert?" I instantly thought of "you"
i love watching twitch chat slowly drive a man to insanity and self harm
6:47 every good dates starts with milk steak
The video made me tear up laughing, Id love to see it again animated
It feels like an AI hivemind you're talking to.
Thanks for all the great memories, but I don't think I'm going to ask for a second date.
Under the 4th Geneva Convention (1949) collective punishment is a war crime.
It’s like going on a date with a skinwalker
This is actually so genius. Ive seen this plugin before but this is such a brilliant way to utilize it.
Psycho streamer has "date" with the voices in his head
I love how he sounds like a dad who loves his children even though he is fed up with them and their shenanigans
I want a girlfriend like twitch chat, completely nonfunctional mental wise and constantly demanding a variety of sacrifices and begging for mercy every time I lock her in the freezer
"Guys, what's dropping off from me?"
Chat: Weezer Cheese
The next step is some sort of AI that takes every single message in chat in real time and talks as if it's them and not just through repeated phrases
Can't stop laughing at the chat sulkily telling him it's ruined after every little thing, as if they didn't tell him to put raw milk meat and a whole block of cheese into a burger.
I imagine this is what it’s like to date an alien hivemind.
I feel like this is just a representation of a chef who's lost it and is hearing voices in his head.
It's like a really shitty spirit box session
i love you charborg, you make my days so much better
I like how chat’s voice makes them sound even more like a psychopath
Love how each streamers chat has its own personality. RTs chat is like a rich teenager and her as chat is the voices in his head. Meanwhile his chat is just a crazy woman he found in the Forrest
his constant tone is ‘im being held hostage’ and thats all i want to say
With the amount of roleplay charborg does it really doesn't surprise me if he actually is a furry
@@sertgy. he aint digging a hole, hes just in the closet, he just needs to realize being a furry isnt a bad thing.
I like how progressivly he sounds so worried. 😂
It amazes me how charborg doesn't get more views here, genuinely love your shit dude
Charborg is CONSTANTLY putting out bangers. Unbelievable.
Those streams where he incorporates the viewers as a hivemind are literally the best
I think the only streamer i've seen who interacts with the audience this much is RTgame. You're both awesome, dudes.
i know a few others that also do stuff to mess npcs:
dangerouslyfunny, let's game it out, captain sauce, blitz and graystillplays
especially DF, gray and let's game it out
Doug Doug
@@TheDiloEmpire that's something else
This is one of the most surreal experiences I've ever seen.
6:20 chat looking for a milk steak I see y’all, salut fellow bird lawyers
"Eat...Dog..."
Aaahh, I'm gonna like it here.
definitely my favorite streamer, never fails to be hilarious or just a really cool chill time whenever i catch a livestream. im so glad this channel exists now though, it makes keeping up with the content a lot easier!! i love to watch these at work :-)
twitch chat is the embodyment of intrusive thoughts
Group of strangers force a grown man to cause himself bodily harm
This was hilarious, I'd love more gameplay like this XD
YES i've been waiting for you to post this, this stream was so funny 😭
This was one of the best streams I ever got to particpate in.
oh my god i remember being so anxious and trying to get him to remember the firecracker for so long lmao what a great stream
this was the funniest stream i've ever had the pleasure of being a part of
lore: the chat are the voices in his head telling him to cook a dog
they picked up the "furry one" and i saw more "yes" than "no"
You can hear the sheer fear in his voice
This is pure chaos.
I love it.
"You want just t h i s?"
"A L L."
I just recently found your videos. And I've got to say, I have not laughed like this in a long time. Thank you ❤
This is genuinely one of the more funny vids I've seen in a while. Spectacularly done.
this is without a doubt the best video on your channel now, too good man
This was such a good stream, I’m glad it made it to CZcams.
Alternative title "chat is bi-polar"
Bloody, raw and dog should never be used in that order.
Thank you charborg! Amazing as always
I need that TTS engine in my life, so plain and emotionless, I love it
okay but i want more of this. this is so good
Thanks for the dating advice Charborg, I will use this on my first date at age 50!
man really touched freshly deep fried food and said "ow! its hot!"