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“Can we live on earth?”
“No.” 😂😂😂
Lmaooooo 😂😂😂
“Then can we go to mars?”
“No.”
-can anything-
😂😂😂
Can we breathe no
“Can we breathe?” “No.”
Lol I'm dead 😂 💀
💀
boooooo
🧀 *Cheese*
Don’t forget the “💅”
“Can we pay taxes?😏”
“No-WAIT A MINUTE-“
Bamboozled
Discombobulated
😂😂😂❤
"You can't pay taxes because you owe too much but we won't explain properly how...and you may face time behind bars." -🇺🇸 'Murica
And from that day, history was changed with one sentence
“Can we launch our nukes to the whole world?”
“OF COURSE WITHOUT A PROBLEM”
Our nuclear weapons are jarringly not secure. Reportedly we are missing 6 right now. Like how do you lose 6 nuclear weapons?! Oh and we've accidentally dropped nuclear weapons 32 times but there have been more incidents than that. Many times have been in the US itself.
Once 2 Air Force officers failed to secure the blast doors to an underground facility with nuclear weapons then ordered food and the food delivery person came into the facility while they were asleep.
At this point I'm shocked we haven't already started a nuclear war or apocalypse by accident!
"Want to start a War?"
" *yEs!* "
😂true
More like
“Want to start WW3?”
“N…..”
“Yes”
Be careful! Russia is listening!
I made it 444 likes
@@user-si6fj3hk4z nice
“can we survive in hospitals for free?”
“hmm… no.”
“Can we at least die in hospitals without having to pay?”
“Hmm… *NO.* ”
dude free health care is the worst thing how will we pay doctors and fund hospitals to keep people alive although we could use tax dollars so i don’t really know it’s just that a lot of bad countries free health care systems don’t work
@@Joel.Ingrammy country has a free healthcare system. We just pay a certain amount of taxes every few months and you can get whatever treatment/therapy/medicine etc you want. It works just fine
@@Its_Juliayh same it make our lives way easier
@@Joel.Ingram Taxes
“Can we live??”
“Never.” 💅 😭😭🤣
Remember we can't WOMEN running our country either ugh (JUST A JOKE)
"Can we take oil from other countries?"
"YES"
MURICA!!!! RAHHHH!! 🦅🇺🇸
@@Thegreenbeangoblinyt😮
"oiL wHeRE?!?!??!?"
FREEDOM 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🕊️🕊️
@@killblade6 🤣🤣
"can we listen to u?"
"No 💅🏼"
Cheat code 😂
@@marcussanchez8843 real 🤣
They’d probably say yes though 😅
Lmao💅💅
💀
America: "America is the best country!"
Also America:
America isnt a country btw its a continent, the country is USA ( not tryna be mean )
@@angryboy7314 There's more than one america lmao. North and south. Obviously in this context they're talking about america within north america. lol thats the point. lmao xd.
It is
@@popachockymilk its not
It depends if you are talking about north America or South America continent but if you are specifically talking about the United States of America then it's a country
“Do you have an easy simple solution to a complicated problem?”
“No.”
“Can we have health care?” “Bro this is America, of course it’s no!”
The average congress meeting: 💀
Exactly
Fr I've seen whole ass countries come to an agreement faster than them
Pappu Gandhi be like: Bharat ko badhayenge
Welfare queens. Just there to collect a paycheck and get famous.
“Can we not pay the hospital for you to tell us our mom is dead?”
“No”
So true lol❤
@@juliedanzeykirk9723 for that reason many Americans that leave in San Diego or Los Angeles go to Mexico for medical treatment
bro u forgot
"Can I have health insurance?"
"Absolutely not!"
"Can we-"
"✨NAuo✨"
😂😂😂😂
"Can you use your brain?"
Goverment- "no😊"
Nah they’d probably say Yes
@@brandonlam3756 but that's not accurate
Youre one smart dude..
@@azzamfirdaus2459 Wow it’s like people can’t say yes and can’t get tricked by a question 😱 Shut up man
@@brandonlam3756American geography:
"Can we eat"?
"No"
😂
Thanks for all the likes!
Like Squidward and that dam shell 🐚
booooo
@@user-jp5ou6jx5lthe magic conch shell
THEN WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSE TO DO???
This video wasn’t about North Korea
"Can we be healthy?"
"No." 😂😂😂
The capital of Missouri behind him 😂
bro really described tiktok as "learning" 😂💀
well sometimes memes can teach someone who doesnt watch the news about whats going on
@@AnimeLofimusicplaylistfacts
@@AnimeLofimusicplaylisttiktok is designed to give you a tailored view of the world based on your viewership. Youre far better off getting youre news from actual news organizations. I use ground news it gives you all the headlines for a specific story and you can read up on all of then and see the political leanings of each source. But nooooo people are lazy and would rather be spoon fed information instead of thinking for themselves.
@AnimeLofimusicplaylist please don't use memes as a way to educate yourself.
🧀 *Cheese*
"Can we breath oxygen?" "No" 💀💀💀
I love how he started nodding while saying no 😂
We getting diabetes with this one🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Can we do anything?"
"No." 😂😂😂😂
“Can we live free and have human rights unlike people in middle east and other third world countries?”
“Of Course!”
People seem too forget that we wont get anything, but at least we have basic human rights, no slavery, no child labor, and freedom of speech, so, next time you decide to complain think about the people in North Korea who are limited to 13 haircuts. Think about the children in third world countries forced to pick cocoa going without food for days. Think about the woman in Afghanistan who cant even have free speech or they will be killed.
SHUT UP KID
"no" nods head as yes 💀
Yesnt
Yesntntnt
"Can we get friggin healthcare?!"
"Lol whats that?"
"Can we exist"
"NO"💀😭✋️
“Can we give the homeless a shelter?”
“No.”
😭
Bro savage 💀💀
They DO have homeless shelters.
You can give a homeless person your property if you so choose. Don't expect the value of the home to go up. Infact you can expect a lot of holes in the drywall imo.
“Can we travel overseas? “
“No.”
Who said you couldn't?
"Can we build bombs?"
"YES-
The white house; "*why does our country hate us and in debt*"
Also citizens; 💀
THE MOST ACCURATE THING IVE HEARD IN A LONG TIME 🫡
No
@@tylerstubeshow7139no
Only if you have left brain damage
@@nodramac4364 wdym?
@@ESOPproductions Your situation not as bad as in other world.
And what IS bad- completely fault of left politicians, who placed "supporting" and minority's over logic and majority.
Like, stop helping people who's only doings is bad for country. As example: if politics stop sponsoring the endlessly “oppressed”, of all categories, then the economy will rise from its knees.
"Can we stop funding a genocide?"
Bro earned my respect 📈📈
Same
Same
Yesss uneducated ppl round up
@@minipandora22ur opinion belongs in 🗑️ not here
@@minipandora22 ew..
"Can we listen to the government?"
"No-wait!"
As an American this is definitely accurate
And after denying all of this, they force us students to stand up, place our right hand over our heart, and pledge our allegiance to this country every morning
"Can we drink water for free?" "no."
“Can we fund public assistance programs like snap and daycare for children?”
“No” *nods
😅😂❤
"No." 😂
Bro finally got a new phone😂
" can we at least live? "
" no. "
"But we care about ur voice it matters"
"Funniest joke I've heared so far 💀"
Bro should've replied "no" to that government shill at the end.
Americans: "Can we exist?"
America: "No" 🙅🏻♂️💅🏻
100% accuracy even if im not american
I am and it’s definitely 100% accurate
I am not american
I am and not even a little bit accurate
@@FlipKickerit is, I am too
@@CoolRanchPropaganda for one thing that cop city he’s talking about was a training facility that the left was begging for
This video describes the entire United States 💀
forgot the guns
@@yourlocalidiot69420What does that mean?
@@BoysThree-js2zz If the video describes the entire united states then where are the guns?
@@yourlocalidiot69420 It doesn’t explain all the USA
I'm pretty sure that's why it says "living in America today" lol
He may be focused on the wrong problems, but he’s got the spirit✊
My respect for you has grown 10 fold.
"Can we blink, sleep, breath, move, smell, walk, run, jog, touch, and hear?"
"No" 💀
“Can we stop funding a genocide” honestly touched me as a Palestinian (because of the war)😢😢😢
Edit: sorry for not responding to any of the replies
I do still live there
Sort of agree. I don’t feel that either side is doing the right thing. Some Palestinians are using the chance to be anti-Semitic and Hamas is setting up so that Israel can be blamed: such as putting barracks next to daycares. Israel is attacking the wrong people and killing many like Hamas. Awful tragedies
Me too as a Palestinian supporter BTW does Manni support Palestine
I love Palestine I pray every night saying inshallah Palestine gets freed❤😢
I was searching for someone who wrote about it ❤️🩹
we need peace with both countries(im not palestinian or from israel but we prob needs the war to stop)
As a private political organization I can confirm that my voice is indeed heard.
”Can we live in America?“ 🇺🇸
”No.“ 😅😂🤣😹
The government nodded and said no😂😂😂
“Can we have oil?” “ℕ𝕠"
You sure about that?
You sure can have oil. Water is what you can't have. Because the water is being using to pump oil out of the land: fracking
“Can we eat food?🍲 “
“No.”😂
"Can we pay rent,taxes and bills"
"No-WAIT A DAMN MIN"
Person: "Can we escape?"
North Korea: "No"
More like:
Person: “Can we escape?”
North Korea: “death”
" Can we move to another planet?"
"No"😂
"Can we live?"
"No"
"Can we get more easily accessible birth control options for women?"
*laughs in "The Hand Maid's Tale"*
"Can we die without being charged" "no"
America:A free country
America:
More free then everywhere else though. Important to keep in mind.
@@popachockymilknot everywhere else
That's not how freedom really works. Freedom is having rights and stuff.
@@christopherdo3601 fr
It’s a fee country 😂😂
Can we live a long happy life, get married, and be healthy
"No"😂
This is one of the most accurate satires ever
'Can we stop funding a genocide' 😢
For those of you who don't know, I think, he's talking about the mass genocide happening in Gaza which is being caused by Israel. We need to pray for our Palestinian brothers and sisters.
Correction, not a genocide and Palestinian deaths are caused by Hamas using their people as human shields. Also Palestinians aren't innocent victims. They voted hamas into power.
Yes
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA
PALESTINE WILL BE FREE
PALESTINE WILL BE FREE
That's why America is so beautiful.
"Do we still have to pay for anything?"
"No- WAIT"
“Can we stop funding a genocide?”
So true this one 💔
Fr
It's fake propaganda.
@@dyawr what’s the fake propaganda
@@dyawr Israel, an already rich and powerful country, has been the number 1 largest receiver of US aid. Over 300 billion dollars.
@@UmarGilani-jg9ev That there's a 'genocide' going on.
Yankee doodle in th background is everything 🤣🤣🤣
i thought it was the Barney The Dinosaur's theme💀
@Div_LOL 💀💀💀💀I hear it now
“Wanna get some oil?”
*”YES”* 🇺🇸🦅
"Can we-"
"No"
"Like snap and daycare for childrens?"
Proceeds to shake her head "yes" while saying "no"..💀
"Can we die?"
-No😊.
Thank god you speaking the truth about 🇵🇸 Palestine
"Can we stop funding the genocide"
Bro gained my respect as a Palestinian supporter 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
Yesss I was looking for this comment🇵🇸
Me too
Same 🇵🇸 Love from Malaysia 🇲🇾
The conflict in Palestine is not a genocide. It’s just war, and one that was started by Palestine and furthered by Hamas.
@@FlipKickerwhat are you saying
This is so accurate.
No
@@tylerstubeshow7139 Can't deny it.
@@Glitch_TheProtogen it’s not any accurate
@@tylerstubeshow7139yes it is
"Will you tell me how much taxes I owe so I can pay them?"
"No."
"Can we have affordable housing?"
"No"
"Can we live on the streets?"
"No"
Literary told that your voice does matter and just told no for every questions😂😂😂😂
"Can I pay taxes?"
"No-WAIT, PAY TAXES!"
On the min wage one, if you raise the wage, the companies, in order to keep their profits, will either get rid of employees or raise prices
“Learn about the world around us”
Buddy is delusional if describing TikTok like that 💀
This is the most accurate video ever 😭😭😭
Is it though? I mean “build cop cities” refers to when a training facility was in construction (because of the left constantly crying about how they need more training) and we don’t see healthcare as a right because for something to be a right it can’t take away from anybody else. To make healthcare a right would mean somebody would need to provide it to you
Bro said "No" and was nodding yes.
Man politicians are confusing asf these days.
REAL😭
Canada:
“Can we have protection from the moose and geese? PLEASE!?”
“Hmmmm… no.”
"Can we raise minimum wage?"
"Sure."
"Aw, what? I got fired!"
"can we"
"no" 😂
“Can we buy dangerous weapons?” “Sure, why not.”
With a cpl, yes. Without, no. Get it right.
Edit: I know it's still attainable. I'm just saying
@@Watamelonebaddie^
@@Watamelonebaddie still attainable
A knife is a dangerous weapon. A pencil is a dangerous weapon. Hell even a hand is a dangerous weapon. If you are talking about guns here, everybody in America has the right to KEEP and to BEAR ARMS, because of the 2nd amendment.
@@BigBruhGuy4559 Guns are still more dangerous. It's also an instant injury or death. Punching someone doesn't instantly kill them and u can't accidently do it.
Remember hearing about an old couple shooting someone with a shotgun who was at their front door thinking it was a robber or smthn. It was a delivery guy...
“Can we kill?”
“No”
“It’s Opposite Day today”💀💀💀
“Can we have a bit more oil?”
“No-wait say that again?”
Not the barny the dinosaur song😂😂😂
The music is actually called "Yankee Doodle" Barney stole the music.
Thank you for telling me
“Can we breath?”
“No”
“Can we not breath?”
“No”
This is the most accurate thing I have seen today
You know the FBI is watching…
Average Californian:
WE DYING WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
“Can we die?”
“No.”
WHAT NOW HUH🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
How about can we live
No. How about that
"Can we exist?"
"No🥰"
💀💀💀
This is the American freedom.
“Can we kick out squatters from our house without being arrested?”
Government:”no”
Me:”squatters rights is stupid”.
"Can we live? " "no" 😂
Rules for me but not for thee!😂