10 Types of Europa Universalis IV Players

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  • @ZlewikkTV
    @ZlewikkTV  Před 4 lety +202

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  • @Povest1389
    @Povest1389 Před 4 lety +4352

    That historically accurate guy..
    "Colonize Peru as France?
    -Blasphemy!"

    • @Fehnris
      @Fehnris Před 4 lety +240

      Until he sees Mamlucks, Ottomans and Hadramut colonising either the Spice Islands or Australia

    • @NicholasEzclapz
      @NicholasEzclapz Před 4 lety +127

      @@Fehnris Then his brain explodes

    • @IrishMappermapsmore
      @IrishMappermapsmore Před 4 lety +128

      Thats me tbh

    • @Brian-xz5tk
      @Brian-xz5tk Před 4 lety +92

      ​@@Fehnris if Im aiming for an "historical" game this is when i am forced to introduce province swapping cheats lol

    • @minhhoang347
      @minhhoang347 Před 4 lety +14

      Hope he see the turbulance chaos of ck2 border

  • @Angloic
    @Angloic Před 4 lety +3936

    You forgot nationalists always picks his own country

    • @l8rddauntertheillusiveharl462
      @l8rddauntertheillusiveharl462 Před 4 lety +172

      And what if he is german and plays as Ulm?

    • @Angloic
      @Angloic Před 4 lety +398

      @@l8rddauntertheillusiveharl462 he is living in ulm city

    • @finntinus2719
      @finntinus2719 Před 4 lety +155

      Got me... -_-
      But after over a thousand hours I played Italy... than Japan but NEVER Russia.
      Guess who I am! XD

    • @alekviktor7822
      @alekviktor7822 Před 4 lety +75

      A singleplayer scrub

    • @finntinus2719
      @finntinus2719 Před 4 lety +10

      @@alekviktor7822 XD

  • @joaopedrooliveiradecastros2878

    The Perfectionist: uses console to correct every single border in the game.

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor Před 2 lety +60

      I was disappointed when it turned out that the Alsatian provinces in the HRE (Strasbourg, Mulhouse, Sundgau) were not in fact divided into thirty different city states as they were in real life...

    • @vroomkaboom108
      @vroomkaboom108 Před 2 lety +7

      i feel pointed out

    • @Atillatzke
      @Atillatzke Před 2 lety +5

      @@11Survivor there is a mod for that called voltairs nightmare or something

    • @Berchh
      @Berchh Před 2 lety

      Nobody does that pal

    • @kingpredator117
      @kingpredator117 Před 10 měsíci +1

      That’s me bro

  • @MrSaywutnow
    @MrSaywutnow Před 4 lety +2533

    The Arumba impersonation was excellent. If you had complained about how shitty cavalry is in EU4, it would have been perfect.

    • @OMalacarn
      @OMalacarn Před 4 lety +47

      hahahahahaha "cavalry is bad!" hahahahahaha

    • @MrKonfekta
      @MrKonfekta Před 4 lety +49

      @@nathanschroeder4871 this guy😅😅☝️☝️

    • @agamemnonofmycenae5258
      @agamemnonofmycenae5258 Před 4 lety +15

      The cavalry is situational and only needed in low quantities.2 to flank from both sides and an army 2 units bigger than the enemy.Also cavalry becomes weaker as time goes on(because infantry becomes way stronger)so in the end it's not worth it to have it eat resources(but at this point it doesn't matter because you are massive if you contemplate the efficiency of cavalry).Bs ideas are not included,like Hordes and Polan

    • @Lcavila94
      @Lcavila94 Před 4 lety +72

      Ajit Adonis Manilal
      Min Max’s
      Sends nation into spiraling debt because “if I get these 12 extra monarch points in a year it justifies the 24 gold that is continuously cascading into debts” *30 years and 22 episodes later is still wondering if it’s worth taking a certain province is financially worth it in terms of manpower.
      *3 consecutive bad gold events later*
      “See this one thing I don’t like about this game”
      Me: for fuck sakes this the third campaign this has happened and you should know but now the game will fuck you over.
      Meanwhile Florry
      “Okay so Im about sail to China become Chinese, then Indian, then become the Mughal as France. Simultaneously burn Iberia become emperor, conquer the Far East, take loans, take everyone’s money, rocket inflation, squeeze Asia and colonizing nations with an army so large it nearly dies from attrition. 1605, ight *lights 5th cig* I’m about truce break even my mother
      Me: you’re fucking insane aren’t you

    • @damianmares5338
      @damianmares5338 Před 4 lety +9

      @@agamemnonofmycenae5258 yet I use probably more like 20-30% cavalry in my armies, and I never build more than 10 cannon regiments in a army, never ever
      Don't ask really why I do this, but if I ever have to choose between being historicaly accurate and being more efficient, I say fuck efficiency every damn time
      If only paradox would fix cav....

  • @lukefoster5838
    @lukefoster5838 Před 4 lety +1530

    Im the guy who does really well, gets bored, then quits 2/3rds through

    • @Unknown-fz4kx
      @Unknown-fz4kx Před 4 lety +110

      Yea mid to late games so monotonous, I only really form other nations and quit lmao

    • @Mylander69
      @Mylander69 Před 4 lety +140

      I never quit because then I would fail the people of the glorious nation of *insert whatever I'm paying as here*

    • @_utahraptor
      @_utahraptor Před 4 lety +47

      @@Mylander69 ulm

    • @mikearsen4580
      @mikearsen4580 Před 4 lety +85

      Same, i have 600hours and still never get to 1821

    • @bernardom.freitas5701
      @bernardom.freitas5701 Před 4 lety +17

      That's me playing most Paradox games tbh

  • @apuapustaja1
    @apuapustaja1 Před 4 lety +840

    and then there is florry, who is the "make sure game is exploited at every point" type

    • @tuss7425
      @tuss7425 Před 4 lety +2

      What a legend

    • @hashimbokhamseen7877
      @hashimbokhamseen7877 Před 4 lety

      😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @devioustea
      @devioustea Před 4 lety +26

      Florry just knows how to destroy the game from the inside.
      Hes god.

    • @animewarrior3
      @animewarrior3 Před 4 lety +3

      You mean arumba? Honestly thats been more arumba lately. He hasnt pulled out a good excel sheey recently

    • @apuapustaja1
      @apuapustaja1 Před 4 lety +13

      @@animewarrior3 arumba falls under the excel sheet category

  • @themlgsovietprussian1030
    @themlgsovietprussian1030 Před 4 lety +605

    That drew durnil impression at the end was spot on!

  • @ScreamingManiac
    @ScreamingManiac Před 4 lety +1566

    Playing as the Ottomans is already cheating as far as im concerned

    • @darthimperious1594
      @darthimperious1594 Před 4 lety +40

      Haha, ikr? I boot em up only after I've had a really bad run of rng, so I can enjoy being overpowered for a bit. Then its back to real playthroughs.

    • @Persh1111
      @Persh1111 Před 4 lety +60

      Yeah right. Unless you are noob, my mates were joking that I will go bankroupt in 10 years when I played Otto last time. Well they were wrong, I had a coalition smashing my country by 1452 xpppppp

    • @darthimperious1594
      @darthimperious1594 Před 4 lety +36

      @@Persh1111 Playing as the Ottomans is what taught me about coalitions in the first place, haha. Before them, I was always running out of manpower long before I could cause a coalition. I was so afraid of using loans to merc up. Ah, how I've learned...

    • @abyssmoon6940
      @abyssmoon6940 Před 3 lety

      cheating is playing butua or castile

    • @aranayunsombrero9548
      @aranayunsombrero9548 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Persh1111 Venice..... It is always Venice...... I am 500 hours played now...... And i am unable to have My revenge........

  • @PeterP_
    @PeterP_ Před 4 lety +816

    "1: Wooden PC"
    **REPORT. I'm in this picture and I dont like it.**

    • @14thbattlegroupcommander
      @14thbattlegroupcommander Před 4 lety +34

      Me playing in a potato: AH YES A WORTHY OPONENT

    • @PeterP_
      @PeterP_ Před 4 lety +10

      @@14thbattlegroupcommander The worst part is I can't afford better machines lol.

    • @stupidperson9250
      @stupidperson9250 Před 4 lety +5

      @@PeterP_ I can't afford the dlc

    • @LudietHistoria
      @LudietHistoria Před 4 lety +1

      @Stardust Science me too brudah xD You know the mod History and Empires? I made that mod xD

    • @brandemon6667
      @brandemon6667 Před 4 lety +1

      @@LudietHistoria Do you have a link?

  • @josephinebecker7410
    @josephinebecker7410 Před 4 lety +1825

    Women one is pretty spot on considering I basically don't exist anyways

    • @IsraelLuisGeerRivera-ff4cg
      @IsraelLuisGeerRivera-ff4cg Před 4 lety +35

      Josephine Becker you don't your the figment of your own imagination creating a paradox causing everyone to have shared hallucinations of you. You do not exist every time you sleep you die, life is just an illusion caused by death and death doesn't exist.

    • @Mylander69
      @Mylander69 Před 4 lety +28

      @@IsraelLuisGeerRivera-ff4cg Are you a young man on acid?

    • @sparkleknight3679
      @sparkleknight3679 Před 4 lety +68

      @@Mylander69 It's called a philosopher

    • @suffy8396
      @suffy8396 Před 4 lety +51

      Josephine Becker I too doubt my existence

    • @josephinebecker7410
      @josephinebecker7410 Před 4 lety +78

      @Aggressive Tubesock I was gonna say if you want jail time but the typical person to comment something like that on a CZcams video is probably about 11 so

  • @Muhammed552
    @Muhammed552 Před 4 lety +464

    1-bloober type
    2-development type
    3-hunting achievements type
    4- Nostalgic type
    5-colonize type
    6-Horde monarchy or republic types
    those r my guesses :)

    • @tolgaener8945
      @tolgaener8945 Před 4 lety +9

      roleplaying type

    • @mbrusyda9437
      @mbrusyda9437 Před 4 lety +17

      Horde.. monarchy? Blasphemy! Once horde stays horde!

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 Před 4 lety +4

      People use the development system?

    • @Muhammed552
      @Muhammed552 Před 4 lety +1

      @@zandaroos553 well am sure eu4 has some geeks lol

    • @cekoforbidden9317
      @cekoforbidden9317 Před 4 lety +1

      Im a reform roman empire type. No matter what nation i starts with ))#

  • @jovalin5939
    @jovalin5939 Před 4 lety +223

    If Excel guy is doing that well with Ryukyu I feel it is not my place to judge his methods.

    • @m16fermy
      @m16fermy Před 3 lety +5

      God how true that is

    • @pozloadescobar
      @pozloadescobar Před 2 lety +4

      No kidding dude, looks like a fun playthrough

    • @ewfewqw9256
      @ewfewqw9256 Před rokem

      I was thinking i alone is excel guy lol
      But i use nootbook actually
      I have table of year monarch points per skill to spend with no looses in techs and my last calculation is world’s grain production (923 in my 1571)

    • @ewfewqw9256
      @ewfewqw9256 Před rokem

      Do u guys think select espionage as fourth idea is good for forming Rome before WQ? (Bazilevs included)
      I also have trade, administrative and influence

  • @davidnavratil5349
    @davidnavratil5349 Před 4 lety +46

    I love how the cheater was already playing as Ottomans.

  • @noaccount4
    @noaccount4 Před 4 lety +227

    nerf byzantium

    • @LudietHistoria
      @LudietHistoria Před 4 lety +2

      NOOOOOOO, BUFF BYZANTIUM XXXXXXDDDD :p

    • @nikosgrecia9359
      @nikosgrecia9359 Před 4 lety

      @Mārcis Bukovskis xD

    • @turplexx233
      @turplexx233 Před 3 lety +3

      @@LudietHistoria haha cannonballs go brr

    • @nathanrog06
      @nathanrog06 Před 22 dny

      ​@@LudietHistoria Ludi was as wise as he is now, Byzantium is never strong enough (real)

  • @nyanard8998
    @nyanard8998 Před 4 lety +585

    "Ah i wont cheat this time"
    10 minutes later seen all my neighbours already have higher tech than me
    'adm dip mil'

    • @braincoolo9399
      @braincoolo9399 Před 4 lety +43

      Heretic! The real tech command is "tech 10"

    • @angelkitty11
      @angelkitty11 Před 4 lety +6

      @@braincoolo9399 Tech 100

    • @Alex-wu7ue
      @Alex-wu7ue Před 4 lety +12

      Powerpoints

    • @angelkitty11
      @angelkitty11 Před 4 lety +12

      @@Alex-wu7ue found this command thanks to you. im tired of typing adm 9999 and then dip 9999 and then mil 9999 lmao i also edited the game so the cap is 9999 instead of just 999

    • @jiachensun2632
      @jiachensun2632 Před 4 lety +3

      Angel Dela Cruz But if you use the tech points, all points will turn back to 999. Only if you use those tech points to upgrade your tech level, you won’t waste this cheating advantage.

  • @Muhammed552
    @Muhammed552 Před 4 lety +690

    Play as ottomans and yet cheats oh lord wait and yet use terrain mode :D

  • @thraxmd9804
    @thraxmd9804 Před 4 lety +534

    i am definatelly the wooden pc guy

    • @perrypro1263
      @perrypro1263 Před 4 lety +53

      my potato pc can run EU IV at the speed of sound!
      But my sound level is always 0%

    • @cekoforbidden9317
      @cekoforbidden9317 Před 4 lety +9

      U have to download ram 8gb and vga 2gb for your pc

    • @quocvietophu1627
      @quocvietophu1627 Před 4 lety

      @@cekoforbidden9317 lmao

    • @ScreamingManiac
      @ScreamingManiac Před 4 lety +6

      My wooden pc runs great... after i turn down all the graphics settings and use mods that lower the graphics quality even further

    • @miguelmontenegro3520
      @miguelmontenegro3520 Před 4 lety +1

      @@ScreamingManiac Hahaha thats me in every game, even in the old ones. TW Empire cant run If there are many units, than my armies are aways small and strugling to cover the flanks 🤣

  • @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870

    You are missing one, the Observer aka Drew

    • @daev13k
      @daev13k Před 2 lety +2

      That's so me lol

  • @saelk09
    @saelk09 Před 4 lety +66

    1:39 The history will never forget the tottomans

  • @dean1039
    @dean1039 Před 4 lety +25

    I'm definitely the roleplayer. I can't ever bring myself to do anything overtly ahistorical. For instance, annexing Japan as England would feel so wrong that if I did it, I'd immediately lose all interest in the playthrough and quit. I do diverge from history, but never to an unbelievable degree.

    • @lsf698
      @lsf698 Před 4 lety +2

      Why is that unbelievable? In 17th century everyone would think way more probable an European country conquering Japan than conquering the whole Indian subcontinent. But we do know what happend after. A-historical is not unbelievable. And many historical achievements were unbelievable some time before happenning.

    • @cameronsprague101
      @cameronsprague101 Před rokem +2

      @@lsf698 because stupid people don't realize that reality takes place because of what came before. So artificially not taking actions because they weren't taken in an alternate timeline, which I can guarantee was already broken in other places, is actually always historically inaccurate because if you put real people in that scenario they wouldn't think "Let's not do something that wasn't done in an alternate timeline"...

    • @HonestObserver
      @HonestObserver Před rokem +2

      Conquering all of Japan is probably pretty logistically tough. Like maybe the Europeans could divide and conquer the clans against each other like they did the kingdoms in India but idk how plausible that is.

    • @oblivion5390
      @oblivion5390 Před rokem

      try conquering america as ming

  • @KAISERVS
    @KAISERVS Před 4 lety +249

    Yes

  • @rekoken2911
    @rekoken2911 Před 4 lety +127

    you forgot the elite enlightened gamers who play REAL nations like Pirate Malaya

    • @littlechemie5425
      @littlechemie5425 Před 4 lety +17

      Lol not even playing as the real REAL nation of Fetishist Horde Pope

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Před 2 lety +2

      Form GB as Pirate Republic Cornwall and make Britannia truly rule the waves.

  • @baseupp12
    @baseupp12 Před 4 lety +68

    I'm definitely the wood computer it makes me sad man it takes an hour to get through 1 year

    • @donzetjr6988
      @donzetjr6988 Před 4 lety

      Same bro

    • @user-rr9ng9bo9l
      @user-rr9ng9bo9l Před 4 lety +3

      @Ryan McCreedy 2009? woah woah we have a billionare here?

    • @RomaEternaVictrix
      @RomaEternaVictrix Před 4 lety +2

      1 hour to get 1 year wtf man ? you dont love yourself, dont you ? shit, i have a laptop dell and i can get in 1 hour 20-25 years if i play fast

  • @mufarisfa3939
    @mufarisfa3939 Před 3 lety +32

    I remember the first time I played eu4, somebody has made a claim on my land. And I was so frustrated "what do I do? What do I do?? Oh my god how do I remove this claim?"
    Now remembering it, it's so silly lmao

  • @issaczhang9358
    @issaczhang9358 Před 4 lety +231

    hahaha,Chinese player here. we have our own ecosystem of EU4.The one that made me feel closer to reality was the "screen photographer", who laughed at the moment he took out his mobile phone.
    I think the most distinctive thing for Chinese players is that there are many "Romans" among us, in spirit. Whenever they see the fall of Constantinople, they will express anger or tears, and they will always shout "We need to hang the Governor of Venice."
    In other respects, there are too many Chinese players who are dissatisfied with the settings in East Asia. Some people quoted informative data to argue that MING should have more than 10,000 degrees of development in 1444. Some modders have produced "AU4", I think you can understand what I mean.
    I tried some mods that tried to make Asia more reasonable. They did, but Europe became extremely unreasonable: Russia usually couldn't get Siberia, and the Portuguese still had only about 30 American provinces in 1821. I think the fundamental difference lies in the huge difference between Eastern and Western cultures, so that the system designed for one player can't always understand the other.
    For myself, I also play games with personal emotions. I usually limit Europeans to Europe - through endless wars or diplomacy, in general to stop any colonial activity of Europeans - you Europeans can't take the gold of Native Americans and then take the lead in capitalism, if you are really good, then It is within the European continent to decide who is the manifest denisty. Sometimes due to too much uncolonized land, Timur will begin to colonize Australia, and Mamluk will begin to colonize South America.
    In short, I am very grateful to paradox for making such a great game. I am surprised to find so many EU4 players here. I closed the reply notification, so if you want to reply to me, I am sorry that I can't reply to you. I just talked about my experience and feelings, I hope to bring you some thoughts. The collision of thinking is the most interesting!

    • @ZlewikkTV
      @ZlewikkTV  Před 4 lety +53

      Wow, this is another level of comment. Thank you!

    • @makky6239
      @makky6239 Před 4 lety +3

      Very interesting

    • @manooxi327
      @manooxi327 Před 4 lety +2

      Interesting
      Tnx for sharing

    • @shih-chiehlee7488
      @shih-chiehlee7488 Před 4 lety +16

      精 罗 落 泪
      A Roman from the Heart cries

    • @ffls775
      @ffls775 Před 4 lety

      Very Interesting.

  • @burak9691
    @burak9691 Před 4 lety +376

    woman part cracks me up :D

  • @bananaman7635
    @bananaman7635 Před 4 lety +105

    I'm the guy who always plays at speed 5 and abuses the backup file glitch in Ironman

    • @leaveme3559
      @leaveme3559 Před 4 lety +6

      Damn I guess m not alone to that I use that before going to war so that I can get back if the war turned out bad

    • @rrai1999
      @rrai1999 Před 4 lety +7

      @@leaveme3559 I think literally everyone who plays the game does this! lmao

    • @greekcommie621
      @greekcommie621 Před 4 lety +1

      Me too

    • @hardcorelevelingwarrior6324
      @hardcorelevelingwarrior6324 Před 3 lety +2

      exact same here. Speed 5, rarely 4, and before any major action I do I create a backup in case it goes wrong.
      Don't have the time to redo everything, nor do I want to. Plus I'm still learning the game (250 hours).

    • @rrai1999
      @rrai1999 Před 3 lety +1

      @Carter Dulka it's literally the only thing that makes the game playable, without it one mistake ruins entire 8 hour long achievement runs lol

  • @Redshift2077
    @Redshift2077 Před 4 lety +148

    lmao I am the roleplayer for sure

  • @spudeism
    @spudeism Před 4 lety +17

    Sub-species: HRE player - constantly at war, truce juggler extreme, in trance-like state does not respond to outside stimulus.

  • @JotaGC
    @JotaGC Před 4 lety +48

    Ah shit, you got me with the last one, I once played as Hamburg without conquering shit 'till I got bored in the 1750s and decided to take over weaker nations

  • @Liam-iv7wk
    @Liam-iv7wk Před 4 lety +29

    Then you have Drew Durmil who erases an entire continent or switches Florida and Italy to see what happens.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Před 3 lety +1

      He's actually never switched Florida and Italy, to my knowledge. That's Denmark and Korea.

  • @placeholder8768
    @placeholder8768 Před 4 lety +97

    my favourite Europa Universalis IV player is Zlewikk TV.

    • @placeholder8768
      @placeholder8768 Před 4 lety +1

      Mohan Sandal no, I just have a disease known as ‘love of watching some polish guy on the Internet put nations in a dlc simulator game against each other’ itis

    • @placeholder8768
      @placeholder8768 Před 4 lety +1

      Mohan Sandal
      1. it’s called a joke.
      2. Yes, adults do say ‘My favourite _____ is _____’, even seriously. It’s called expression your enjoyment or love of something, or someone.

    • @placeholder8768
      @placeholder8768 Před 4 lety +1

      Mohan Sandal well, you’re in luck.

    • @MrTupac24
      @MrTupac24 Před 3 lety

      My favorite player is me

  • @abrvalg321
    @abrvalg321 Před 4 lety +182

    1:42 Arumba?))
    btw savescammers were not represented

    • @AnglosArentHuman
      @AnglosArentHuman Před 4 lety +60

      That is because nearly everyone everyone in the EU4 community savescums, to some degree or another.

    • @MrSaywutnow
      @MrSaywutnow Před 4 lety +15

      1:00 is obviously Florry

    • @cekoforbidden9317
      @cekoforbidden9317 Před 4 lety

      True lol. I would only compare my army limit, morale and discipline before the war which is more simple lol, and works!
      Edit : i did savescum sometimes, but most of the time i let it be without

    • @rendigmor
      @rendigmor Před 4 lety +5

      @@cekoforbidden9317 there are times where savescumming seems necessary... rng comes to mind.

    • @cekoforbidden9317
      @cekoforbidden9317 Před 4 lety

      @@rendigmor especially when u suddenly fell into regency after increasing army maintenance for the next war )))

  • @ivlivscaesar5898
    @ivlivscaesar5898 Před 4 lety +29

    Did I hear
    *Waifu Universalis?*
    I must contact my sources and notify them of this.

  • @crqf2010ruler
    @crqf2010ruler Před 4 lety +12

    "Screenshot wanker actually takes out a picture out of his screen"
    What's more funny is that I also do that sometimes

    • @alexdunn4696
      @alexdunn4696 Před 4 lety

      I never do actual SS, only photos with my phone. I am not connected any voice app or social media through my laptop, so SS is just annoying to do.

  • @debariesai
    @debariesai Před 4 lety +44

    I guess No 7 was Arumba...

    • @jjoskar5248
      @jjoskar5248 Před 4 lety +11

      Arumba deserves his own type, play one year per 30 mins

    • @TheKrouton
      @TheKrouton Před 4 lety +2

      @@jjoskar5248 Without a wooden PC.

    • @GamingOnTheSpectrumGR
      @GamingOnTheSpectrumGR Před 4 lety +4

      @@jjoskar5248 Nah fam we get real time action and get a year per year.

    • @benpage5088
      @benpage5088 Před 4 lety

      Gia [Monster, Preservernce, C. Neutral] lmfao

  • @juleksz.5785
    @juleksz.5785 Před 4 lety +20

    You forgot about 11 type - polish. He always plays as Poland trying to destroy Germany, Teutonic Order, Pomeria and Russia, also befriending Hungary and Lithuania.

  • @maxterhex
    @maxterhex Před 4 lety +55

    I am: noob RP player with wooden PC.

  • @fundyracer5648
    @fundyracer5648 Před 4 lety +8

    Then there is me, the historian, who tries to make the borders as historically accurate as possible and even sells provinces to others if it looks shit

  • @Solon1581
    @Solon1581 Před 4 lety +45

    0:38 So, I'm invisible? Thanks for telling me!

    • @redoak4543
      @redoak4543 Před 4 lety +44

      g-guys holy shit theres actually a girl here

    • @danielhuber5713
      @danielhuber5713 Před 4 lety +28

      Everybody knows girls aren't real.

    • @ayindephulgence4950
      @ayindephulgence4950 Před 4 lety +13

      You guys have been fooled buy the Cia into thinking women exist

    • @meltedicecreamsandwich
      @meltedicecreamsandwich Před 4 lety +11

      @Kyle Blank a cyborg made by the CIA to collect sperm so they can make more men for wars

    • @MaXiMoS54
      @MaXiMoS54 Před 4 lety +2

      its a trap!

  • @levihero2012
    @levihero2012 Před 4 lety +10

    Early days:Cheater
    Now:Roleplayer
    Always: Noob

  • @bobafett9348
    @bobafett9348 Před 4 lety +8

    Actually realized that slowed down EU4 music sounds badass.

  • @vladbota9030
    @vladbota9030 Před 4 lety +8

    When you pulled out the excel, I felt that.

  • @periachi4961
    @periachi4961 Před 2 lety +7

    I'm the player that alt f4's after losing a fight

    • @ewfewqw9256
      @ewfewqw9256 Před rokem

      Understandable.
      But before i am also calculate how fast looses man recovers

  • @LudietHistoria
    @LudietHistoria Před 4 lety +14

    Congrats on 40k Zlewikk! I still remember when you had 5k, you went up so fast man! Wanna see you get 100k GO GO GO :D

  • @HenriqueRJchiki
    @HenriqueRJchiki Před 4 lety +9

    1:43 aka Arumba the master of useless information exposition

    • @MrSaywutnow
      @MrSaywutnow Před 4 lety +21

      While Arumba is deciding which idea to take, Florry is busy going bankrupt in the middle of a no CB war while attemptinging a world conquest as Shinto Ottomans with a Habsburg dynasty.

    • @DaedricGod
      @DaedricGod Před 3 lety

      @@MrSaywutnow you forgot about the coalition thats 1 year from declaring

  • @McDeathXX
    @McDeathXX Před 4 lety +2

    That was actually pretty funny, thank you from saving my breakfast with actual good content :)

  • @zachariahjonahmaldonado5897

    I cheat hard, got them all memorised. I see EU4 as more of a choose your own adventure story than a historical role play.

  • @hagenvi2384
    @hagenvi2384 Před 4 lety +10

    100% sure that 8 is thanks to discord section.
    Basically there are 2 types of players. Normal ones and those disgusting snake things.

  • @pinkpersona
    @pinkpersona Před 3 lety +11

    Lets be honest, at the very start we've all lost to byzantium as tottomans

    • @DonLimpioZX
      @DonLimpioZX Před 2 lety +1

      I'll be honest: when I first tried HOI3 (my first Paradox game ever, it's complex as hell), I was unable to fight Poland as Germany, lol. That was on normal difficulty too.

    • @thijsv0486
      @thijsv0486 Před 2 lety

      I did not

  • @0larue0
    @0larue0 Před 4 lety +1

    I'm definitely a combo of the role player and the excel guy. Spot on. Have been known to take pictures with my phone as well

  • @tobiasL1991
    @tobiasL1991 Před 3 lety

    Haha why is this such a good list, great video!

  • @nuncasaberas5926
    @nuncasaberas5926 Před 2 lety +2

    0:12 Imagine not having muscular memory of 3/4 of the commands

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator Před 4 lety +9

    My dude, you should do Crusader Kings II.

  • @raspberrybitch4299
    @raspberrybitch4299 Před rokem +2

    I'm a woman who constantly plays extremely long games on Extended Timeline lol
    My brother always plays very short, war filled campaigns, and I'm here running the Empire of China for 2000 years.

  • @johnnysmith2011
    @johnnysmith2011 Před 3 lety +2

    The 'noob' was amazing

  • @AdmarilDarius
    @AdmarilDarius Před 4 lety +3

    The royalty free music, it burns!

  • @redoak4543
    @redoak4543 Před 4 lety +1

    i like to roleplay because it's easy to just get ridiculously massive and its just unrealistic especially in Europe as there would be a balance of power war before you got too big

  • @Jayako12
    @Jayako12 Před 2 lety

    Zlewikk, you need to remaster these one, it is just wonderful!

  • @awidyanugraha6374
    @awidyanugraha6374 Před 4 lety +41

    play Ottoman and cheat? y shame

  • @eleklenardsebescan7663
    @eleklenardsebescan7663 Před 4 lety +10

    Being excell guy is so hard. But my brain wont allow me to relax

    • @ewfewqw9256
      @ewfewqw9256 Před rokem

      I am after 5 years break try to make Bazilevs, WQ and OneFaith with this personality :)
      Do u still play?

  • @yousuck785why
    @yousuck785why Před 4 lety

    I never thought we would have to see Ulm again

  • @michatarzan7595
    @michatarzan7595 Před 2 lety

    I would unironically love to watch this Lubeck game

  • @stacuu2222
    @stacuu2222 Před 4 lety +12

    i guess that everyone is sometimes all of this types at once :)

    • @lotredomunsa7618
      @lotredomunsa7618 Před 4 lety +4

      Being a male and a female... nope :D

    • @stacuu2222
      @stacuu2222 Před 4 lety

      @@lotredomunsa7618 how dare you assume my gender('s)?!?!? xDDDDDD

    • @leaveme3559
      @leaveme3559 Před 4 lety

      How can u be a role player and wc thug

    • @stacuu2222
      @stacuu2222 Před 4 lety +1

      @@leaveme3559 dunno, gotta ask Adolf H. He was waaaaay too much into both

  • @colindavies6463
    @colindavies6463 Před 4 lety +5

    What type would be listening to a podcast in the background while playing?

  • @fredrikengstrom2107
    @fredrikengstrom2107 Před 2 měsíci

    Forgot:
    Achievement hunter (every playthrough to get an achievement)
    The quitter (1k hours played but never reached last year of the game)
    Chain saver (Doesnt play Ironman, saves the game everytime somthing positive happens, reload if negative).

  • @mjw-dc2wo
    @mjw-dc2wo Před 4 lety +1

    Number 7 is me in a nutshell, always considering values and etc. Always plotting out strategies... of how to beat my enemies, it’s sad how accurate this is... XD

  • @historygirl6732
    @historygirl6732 Před 4 lety +3

    The guy who pairs the most powerful countries together.
    Moscow - Berlin Axis was creat- wait wrong game.

  • @mingsical8039
    @mingsical8039 Před 4 lety +3

    When i was a noob, i first tried to play as uzbek, cuz it had the biggest name= could be the strongest in game. And i didnt use CBs at all, cuz i didnt understood anything

    • @willtrap4food698
      @willtrap4food698 Před 4 lety

      As a horde nation you don’t need CBs to declare war lol, it’s like a special ability

  • @rjohn1277
    @rjohn1277 Před 2 lety +1

    I feel unnecessarily called out at #2 lmao. I don't do it as often as I used to, but part of me if like "But if I type "Integrate TUR" as the Byzantines, I can beat the Ottomans WITHOUT using a BudgetMonk guide that would practically guarantee I win if I follow it and try enough"

  • @vuxigeck5281
    @vuxigeck5281 Před 4 lety

    Not even 10 seconds into it and I already saw myself.

  • @elycekinzer6244
    @elycekinzer6244 Před 4 lety +22

    Hey, I played this as a girl...
    Now I’m a boy ;D

  • @Jacob.Strauss
    @Jacob.Strauss Před 4 lety +6

    1:05 Korean EU4 players

  • @Twigs1836
    @Twigs1836 Před 4 lety +1

    I love how that Manchu player didn't form Qing until they conquered all of Eurasia. Like bro, I'm pretty sure Heaven was smiling upon you for quite a while.

  • @nikdik7910
    @nikdik7910 Před 4 lety

    The video we didnt know we needed

  • @multimeter2859
    @multimeter2859 Před 4 lety +7

    0/10 no Siu-king impersonation

  • @Miritamokuu
    @Miritamokuu Před 4 lety +7

    I'm Cheater
    But in Hearts Of Iron IV

  • @jeremieherard2166
    @jeremieherard2166 Před 4 lety +1

    Wow, only 9 sec and i'm already laughing ! That wooden PC country screen was...wow !

  • @acharndael9159
    @acharndael9159 Před 4 lety +1

    after playing 3.500+ hours, you can be pretty much anything, depends on your daily mood

  • @daglar2991
    @daglar2991 Před 4 lety +3

    Lol roleplayer is me. I love to feel like a leader of my nation and try my best instead of winning of the battles.

  • @Daniel-jm7ts
    @Daniel-jm7ts Před 4 lety +5

    Yeah I'm maby a cheater...
    I need military points to oppress these rebels ok please do t judge me

    • @Daniel-jm7ts
      @Daniel-jm7ts Před 4 lety

      @@yannick4895 well when Im talking about rebels I mean 30k Tunisian rebels and 10k pope rebels and 5k Albanian rebels and I'm Naples with only 25k soldiers

    • @jamesyap8364
      @jamesyap8364 Před 4 lety

      @@Daniel-jm7ts Kill them one stack at a time.

    • @user-dr6bc4jc8y
      @user-dr6bc4jc8y Před 4 lety +3

      @@Daniel-jm7ts killing rebels is very satisfying, like "die you rebel scum!!"

    • @nyanard8998
      @nyanard8998 Před 4 lety

      Solution:Dont do expansion

    • @shadowguardian3612
      @shadowguardian3612 Před 3 lety

      Rebels are weak except the prentender ones

  • @antoniocorona2433
    @antoniocorona2433 Před 4 lety +2

    How to beat Byzantium as ottomans XD that one got me good

  • @windowsmistakeedition6150

    5. That nice Qing after ten seconds xD

    • @nyanard8998
      @nyanard8998 Před 4 lety

      And then it brokes because unrest

  • @kyallokytty
    @kyallokytty Před 4 lety +3

    Tfw I'm a woman and play eu4
    *turns into dust*

    • @ZlewikkTV
      @ZlewikkTV  Před 4 lety +3

      Ofc they can, according to my youtube analytics, 2% of my viewers are female (imcluding my fiancee). I'm just overexaterating the situation and making fun of it :P

    • @arturo0727
      @arturo0727 Před 4 lety +1

      XD

  • @LordVarangian
    @LordVarangian Před 4 lety +3

    Modder gang where you at?

  • @ryanb2607
    @ryanb2607 Před 2 lety

    #3 was so accurate.

  • @justicesterne9843
    @justicesterne9843 Před 3 lety

    Finally, memes I can relate to.

  • @nzoththecorruptor9755
    @nzoththecorruptor9755 Před 4 lety +3

    I'm an excel guy in all the games LUL
    How do they call this illness?

  • @gilgamesh7055
    @gilgamesh7055 Před 4 lety +5

    Then there are the "enlightened master-race" who bought Civ 5 with all DLC for only 10dollars

    • @ejs6758
      @ejs6758 Před 4 lety

      lol

    • @Someone-by6jm
      @Someone-by6jm Před 4 lety

      meh 200 for a masterpiece is better than 10 for a crappy game

    • @cs0345
      @cs0345 Před 4 lety

      @@Someone-by6jm Way less if you get them on sale

  • @ZerakTul
    @ZerakTul Před 4 lety

    Needs the 'Streamer who rages at every bit of bad RNG / bad event' type.

  • @fawkewe
    @fawkewe Před 9 měsíci

    1:20 small deital is Byzantium has some of there old lands back. This is the SECOND war he lost with Ai Byzantium.

  • @olbradley
    @olbradley Před 4 lety +4

    2:13 Can someone tell me who the hell takes a screenshot with their phone?

  • @dziadziumil2114
    @dziadziumil2114 Před 4 lety +3

    There is always that one friend who is "just clicking" without plan and end winning whole MP

    • @ZlewikkTV
      @ZlewikkTV  Před 4 lety +2

      I plan separate video for MP players

  • @gandalfdergraue8010
    @gandalfdergraue8010 Před 4 lety

    ohhh pls more of this

  • @zach4220
    @zach4220 Před 4 lety

    I felt the wooden pc one on an emotional level.

  • @CoffeeSuccubus
    @CoffeeSuccubus Před 4 lety +3

    3 is actually pretty sad... Why don't women play this game anyways?

  • @marinagutierrez3487
    @marinagutierrez3487 Před 4 lety +5

    I’m a woman and i love eu4 🤦🏻‍♀️💕

  • @SeventhListener
    @SeventhListener Před 2 lety

    As for the second one: at some point, you don't even need a sheet anymore

  • @jasmineluton372
    @jasmineluton372 Před 4 lety +1

    I am definitely the Excel guy