I expected him to annoyingly say these over and over heard phrases to then roll out a very sophisticated speech, going to the core of what's important in life.
Knew a guy who got up to give his valedictorian speech and said, “A wise man once told me, if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” And sat back down. The fucking legend
@New man same plan you intend not to preserve your life? Inadvisable. Age will come for us whether we are ready or not. Stay fit. Stay smart. You lose what you don’t use. Body and brain included. Time flies when your having fun. I want a long life so I do what makes time crawl by. Make those minutes feel like hours. May you succeed in all that you do.
@@johnnyringo2695 literally yes they do. They wanna be done and talk to friends, chill out, etc. The parents sure as hell don't wanna be there, they're only there to see their child graduate.
He IS done with that school. You can see the disdain in his eyes for all of the kids who made his time at school a living hell. That, and some people hate public speaking.
This really is brilliant. No wonder he’s valedictorian. He knows exactly what to focus on and what really makes no difference. I bet he has studied that way too. Super efficient. Genius. Love it.
He's the co-worker many don't like and even some bosses but he climbs the latter because we gets the work done. I can respect that, and honestly I prefer to work with people like that.
@@gdottothegamer1001 Okay... it has been 2 days now... I guess the aunt possibly answered your question above... and thus the silence. It just sucks that my comment is longer than her nephew's brilliant, humorous and straight to the point speech. The loud laugh in the chapel now has the seminary mulling over my pastoral commitment.
This man just saved a lot of people time. I had to sit through an 1 hour of some person giving a damn speech to the entire students in 12th grade graduation. I much prefer what he just did there. What a Champ!
I dropped out of high-school and got my ged 3 mo ths later. This was in missouri. They let me speak at the graduation ceremony. I told em to keep on rocking in a free world. They loved it. Its missouri.
His ability to cut to the chase is probably why he did so well in high school. Most people are all hung up on minutia while successful people are solving real issues.
This really is the best valedictorian speech ever given! No offense to those of you who were valedictorians, but you could’ve been as concise as this guy and given a speech that everyone would definitely remember (not just your mom), but you didn’t. You had your chance, and you blew it. 🤷♂️
The things that gave the most resistance to his academic success were other people...and putting up with thier shortcomings. "Now tell everyone something smart and nice that will stick with them". Zero Fs were given that day.
What a legend. Who the heck enjoys long speaches anyway? I'm nearing 40 and anytime I get caught listening to a boring speach I feel exactly like I did as a kid at school listening to the principal prattle on.
hilariously enough kids will actually remember this message more than a 10 minute speech and carry it with them longer. The bullet points after all is the whole point
The crowd hooted like they were batshit crazy because even he knew no one wanted to listen to those 3 points stretched out over 3 pages
I expected him to annoyingly say these over and over heard phrases to then roll out a very sophisticated speech, going to the core of what's important in life.
Either that or they shot down his original speech and he was being petty about it 😂
man you're lucky if it's only 3 pages.
And there's ads in between saying that the speech is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
@@jotarokujo3870 😂😆
I mean he did save himself 10 minutes.
Smart and wise
Plus an hour from writing the speech.
Him and the rest of the people 😂
900th like
@@Louisianish whats valedictorian?
Knew a guy who got up to give his valedictorian speech and said, “A wise man once told me, if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” And sat back down. The fucking legend
Incredible. I hope that guy went far.
Good and subtle but now parents use it if you criticize anything so overall negative
Indirectly, he still said something that wasn’t nice.
@@wallon5361 He didn’t say it, he implied it.
What a fucking legend.
Oscar winning speech right here.
I totally agree lol
@@junerittenhouse-sanmiguel5867 💯💯
AGREED!!
❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌❤🙌
That's bullshit.
To summarize: Good luck, try your best, don’t give up.
Too many details there
To summarize: Do stuff.
Speak english doc!
Thanks for the summary, Chris.
@@unscripted3209 🤣
And THAT will be a valedictorian speech EVERYONE will remember till they're old and withered.
Only the people who took his advice will have the chance to become old and withered
@New man same plan you intend not to preserve your life? Inadvisable. Age will come for us whether we are ready or not. Stay fit. Stay smart. You lose what you don’t use. Body and brain included. Time flies when your having fun. I want a long life so I do what makes time crawl by. Make those minutes feel like hours. May you succeed in all that you do.
No we wont
@@InTheNameOfGodIHaveCome Life does not qualify as a "fun" time for everyone...
@@JohnCena-le1jj You sound like those 12-year-old edgy teenage girls
You know everyone wanted to just go home so bad and this kid hella saved the day 😂
No they didnt
Come on it’s graduation not like another class day lol
It took 4 hours for last years graduation class at my school💀
😯😯
@@johnnyringo2695 literally yes they do. They wanna be done and talk to friends, chill out, etc. The parents sure as hell don't wanna be there, they're only there to see their child graduate.
Him not even minding that hat pony lying over his nose tells how much done with school this guy is.
Nope he was so done with high school lol
I would like but it's at 665
@@frogfur7511 "665" you should probably stay there for a few more years buddy
He IS done with that school. You can see the disdain in his eyes for all of the kids who made his time at school a living hell. That, and some people hate public speaking.
@@Plysomack woosh
Straight to the point
Alright no bullshit let's cut to the chase
😂😂
@@tytoalba4794 who says I am gae
@@polaris3146 you are gae
@@pushpanjalikitchenzone4769 why are you gaephobic?
@@polaris3146 I heard it takes one to know one.
Why is this genuinely more inspiring then most of those long speeches telling you to follow your dreams
Because it's honest and straight to the point
Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals; I'm living proof. Beefcake, BEEFCAKE!
For sure, no fluff, straight to the point. There is alot ahead so let's not get too excited is what I got from his non-verbal communication.
Its not
@@johnnyringo2695 ok
"Good luck, try your best, don't give up."
~ Ben, 2020
Who’s Ben?
His name is Dylan
This really is brilliant. No wonder he’s valedictorian. He knows exactly what to focus on and what really makes no difference. I bet he has studied that way too. Super efficient. Genius. Love it.
You hit every single nail on the head man
Great point
Thought he was gonna say "BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY"
Might use this from now on
I got that reference..
@@grimm_comics where?
@@john_alamo3246 the Office, bro.
@@grimm_comics huh, thanks!
That kid is going places.
He's the co-worker many don't like and even some bosses but he climbs the latter because we gets the work done.
I can respect that, and honestly I prefer to work with people like that.
Straight to the point no filler and no fake emotion
No emotion at all.
@@113dmg9 as it should be
I can see why he is the smartest in the school, guy doesn’t play any games
😂😂
The fact that (probably) his mom is laughing behind the camera and sending this from her account makes it better.
Lol actually I’m his aunt. He doesn’t even have CZcams
@@junerittenhouse-sanmiguel5867 smart kid
@@junerittenhouse-sanmiguel5867 hahaha. did you ever sent this video to him?
@@gdottothegamer1001 Okay... it has been 2 days now... I guess the aunt possibly answered your question above... and thus the silence. It just sucks that my comment is longer than her nephew's brilliant, humorous and straight to the point speech. The loud laugh in the chapel now has the seminary mulling over my pastoral commitment.
@@justmissjamey Well, let's just say I was watching this clip during mass, and my unceremonious laughter distracted the holy proceedings.
My class salutatorian literally said “I won’t bore you with another speech, so I leave it to the next person. Thanks”
Man this needs to blow up.
Monarch thank you I think so too lol
I am from the future, you guys have great judgement
This man just saved a lot of people time. I had to sit through an 1 hour of some person giving a damn speech to the entire students in 12th grade graduation. I much prefer what he just did there. What a Champ!
1 hour??
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.
All lines are straight
@@willblankenship5923 ur right there is no such thing as curved lines🤣
That's what everyone says in their speech he just got to the point quicker I guess that's why he's valedictorian
When he said "good luck, try your best, never give up" I felt that!
Nothing but feels.
Don’t*
He understood the assignment.
Honestly though no one wants to sit through a 10-minute speech, He's a true saint
1.Good Luck
2.Try Your Best
3.Don't Give Up
That sums up his generation with the same amount of enthusiasm
And that is why he was the valedictorian! Brilliant young man! Brilliant!
He’s too smart to write a speech. he went on to make things way easier for mankind.
changed my life
That's the best valedictorian speech I've ever heard
And he was invited to everyone's party!!! Short and to the point!!🤣🤣
man spammed "press x to skip cutscene" all his life for this moment
It's only 15 seconds long.... He is a man that understands that time is valuable
legit thought this man was carson when i clicked on this untill i realised the speech was from a valedictorian
Seeing as how other valedictorian speeches are WAY too long, this was a blessing
I was honestly so sad when I had to graduate, because I knew that day was going to take fucking forever.
I dropped out of high-school and got my ged 3 mo ths later. This was in missouri. They let me speak at the graduation ceremony. I told em to keep on rocking in a free world. They loved it. Its missouri.
"Good luck, try your best and don't give up". That about sums it up.😂
The irony that he said dont give up then walked away. Perfect
Absolute Legend! He saved ten minutes of their time.
Carson looks depressed when he's not pushing children on conventions
God shur the fuck up leave the poor guy alone already
both sides just shut up its been months please guys
Ayo when is Carson coming back??
@Deondrey 😚
@@dantewills631 two years younger no nudes ever sent
A man of few words can say so much! Be a proud man!
He took "keeping it short " way too seriously.
This is how our life was before someone decided to eat a bat in Wuhan
Beaker fell over
I thought Biden said it was the European virus?
😉
That kid is probably like I just want to get this over with already
Erick Winchester he absolutely was over it all lol
When every lengthy motivational speech means just that!!
The "I don't have time for this sh*t face" is GOLDEN. 🤣🤣
The force is strong with this one!
He was like “ Bruh I don’t even wanna be here” 🤣
When they say "few words" and you really mean it
His ability to cut to the chase is probably why he did so well in high school.
Most people are all hung up on minutia while successful people are solving real issues.
IS THAT CALLMECARSON
nyah gill this is y I clicked on 😂
Guys, bad news for ya
I think this person's name is Dylan?
@@urbanexplorer674 call him carson
Epic grooming fail
He just said what basically every valedictorian speech is about
This Video Sums Up The Whole Life Of Everything
You can tell that he was done with the school shit and just wanted to move on. I say good for him.
This really is the best valedictorian speech ever given! No offense to those of you who were valedictorians, but you could’ve been as concise as this guy and given a speech that everyone would definitely remember (not just your mom), but you didn’t. You had your chance, and you blew it. 🤷♂️
Ngl I want to become valedictorian just to say, “Do your best. It’s going to be rough.”
I have to make a speech but my relatives won't let me do it short like this😭😭
@@Eurocoo your speech, your call. When you’re on the mike, you have the control.
Hours and hours of rewriting the speech and he nailed it!
The things that gave the most resistance to his academic success were other people...and putting up with thier shortcomings. "Now tell everyone something smart and nice that will stick with them". Zero Fs were given that day.
The most important thing he said was don't give up that's the best speech ever
Reminds me of Churchill's speech saying: "Never....
Never....Never Give Up!"
Too redundant
I thought he was going to say, "you will most likely never amount to anything."
This guy is my new hero
Seriously it’s amazing 😉
I watched this video more than 10times.
considering it takes less than 3 minutes to do that. LOL
What a legend.
Who the heck enjoys long speaches anyway? I'm nearing 40 and anytime I get caught listening to a boring speach I feel exactly like I did as a kid at school listening to the principal prattle on.
My valedictorian dragged on for more than 15 minutes , she literally had to be stopped by the admins
“High school is the best of times, it’s the worst of times. But other times it don’t fucking matter”.
He saved everybody's time...
""Good Luck""..
""Try your best""..&
""Never Give Up""
Golden words...for everyone.
Beside he saved others people time ⏰
This speech was inspiring because it parallels the level of investment public schools put into kids today✌️
Please dont blame teachers... blame our government who care less about the students and the teachers... schools need better funding
...he’s right. He’s saving us. He gave us the answer to how to be successful.
Its so short and to the point that everyone will remember every word 4 the rest of their lives.
Can’t believe he’s done with his masters now! Time sure flys. Still best graduation speech out there lol
With that, I'm gonna finally quit drinkin.
U can know from his face only:
Luck will never be on ur side
Give up already
Even if u try your best it won’t matter because teachers are not fair
Not all teachers... we give chances but many students could care less about their academics
I wish more valedictorians would take this to heart. People at least remembered the points he made.
I like the part when he rolls his eyes and walks away in the metaphor like drops the mic
The shorter, the sweeter. Spot on!
Everything summarised and accurate. He is smart.
*This guys gonna be our future president*
This is a video of 2019 sending us off into 2020
Underrated comment ☝️
I actually learnt and applied more to my life from that speech than those long ass ones that no one really remembers.
learned
@@Ultamami LeRniT
Brilliancy is there! Don't sleep on him.
He sounds so happy omg 😱
It sounded like he was gonna give a monologue and then I saw how long the video is 😂
So this is the speech that broke the internet.
Straight to the point no beating around the bush! I like that!💯👏
Give a medal of honor to this man.
I can't be the only who thought that was callmecarson at first.
Straight, To the Point, And Now Every One can go the the Golden Corral.
This kid's smart enough to see the future. It's no gift.
He should have said in closing, "To sum up, the dog ate my speech." That was great!
That last name is just right on lol actually how I spell my last
hilariously enough kids will actually remember this message more than a 10 minute speech and carry it with them longer. The bullet points after all is the whole point
This is by far the greatest valedictorian speech I've ever heard in my entire life.....This dude is a badass 😊
@@gladwillson6458 I actually have to agree. Short and to the point.
The only speech I've watched multiple times
This is so hardcore and simple all at the freaking same time!!! Legendary👍
Thank you 😊 he’s my amazing nephew who I’m so very proud of. This was his perfect speech
@@junerittenhouse-sanmiguel5867 Tell him a fan from Nigeria is saying "Hello"😁
Now that's what i call a good speech. Short and simple.
That guy is my spirit animal.
That’s a MAN aware of sht that follows after leaving school.
Rest of the class, kids, happy that it’s over.
That guy is the human embodiment of "hello darkness my old friend"
He looks at his class like they’re a bunch of cretins