Smith & Jones - Italian Restaurant Sketch - S6E4
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- čas přidán 4. 06. 2012
- Series 6, episode 4 (13 December 1990)
This sketch may have been a reference to Italia 90.
Good evening - Senor !
Good evening - Senora !
We kiss all the ladies and we give them the roses
We flirting with your girlfriends right under your noses
The service is frenetic and the jokes are all pathetic
To laugh like a drain and we probably insane
We laugh like a drain and we probably completely crazy
Your wife is quite a looker ... like a little more Zambuca ?
No no please senor, no no no no this is on the house
There's nothing quite as phallic as a stick of fresh asparagus
Some bollocks of a baby lamb in white, white sauce
This is me with Ivan Lendl
This is me with Felicity Kendal
Here I am with someone Welsh
Here's my wife with someone else
That was Giuseppe de Napoli and he is the owner
A great Italian chef, he was born in Barcelona
Though he think he Pavarotti, as a voice he's really grotty
But he have a big heart and he pissed like a fart
Would you like more Camparis or a round of Martinis
Would you like to see a pudding that is shaped like a penis
Would you like some Amaretti, would you like some more spaghetti, with a mozzarella cheese ?
No we'd like a little peace
You like a little piss ? Second door on the left
In Italian Trattoria we are crazy with manner
We guarantee the quickest meal that you ever hada
With our trousers bulging tightly
We can satisfy your wifey
In a half an hour or less, good night, God bless
Ciao - Komedie
Thank you!!! I've been after this for about 15 years! :D
Kryton from Red Dwarf is one of the waiters!
Funny if Robert appeared in the sketch as Kryten. Kryten looks like the kind of character whom would work in a restaurant as a waiter.
Ah, these two were brilliant. :)))
Mel Smith is such a virtuoso. :D
Clever.
The Ronnie's got away with this week after week. But S & J called it out. Wouldn't get away with this today