i've heard the BFDI mini contestant named "Jordan", was kidnapped, all the clues the detectives got linked directly into your steakhouse, do you have anything to say about that, jelly boy??
@@Yui789esss Who doesn't? It's common knowledge that billions of years ago after earth had formed from accumulating particles it rained down on it for ages forming the first ocean and the first continent which was then split into fragments by plate tectonics
Boy wait until Jesus Christ returns. The way people are laughing at Christians, they won’t be laughing then. Very soon I tell you. The Anti Christ is about to rise.
Fake earth photo, then a ballon image, then fake satellite image with fake earth image. Even map was a drawing, but at least it was more accurate. Satellites are high altitude balloons, NOT in space. Stop LYING!! Geologists are RECONSIDERING all this with overwhelming evidence of a major mud flood.
@@rayhanrizvi334 Trade Deal : We Get : EVERYTHING YOU AND YOUR ANCESTORS AND YOUR DESCENDANTS EVER OWNED OR WILL OWN. You get : Roads....and um..trains.
@@frostburn9104 15$ Now I know this seems expensive but the reason is, you get the following features: Upgraded Australian Man 100k+ underwater emus Protection against spiders Water Women Any game you want.
@@user-ps2dg4jg6b yup the island of Copenhagen used to be called Sjaelland. But there was a Zealand beside Ostfriesland of the Netherlands. As NZ was found by a Dutch i will go with the second option
@@caniblmolstr4503 true, a province in the netherlands is called zealand so that's why its called new zealand. Also Australia was called New Holland when the Dutch discoverd it
EURO2024 🇩🇪 | Jose Mourinho's interview on the criticism of Cristiano Ronaldo Jose Mourinho🎙️: "I hear people saying that Roberto Martinez should leave Cristiano Ronaldo on the bench it's over." I will make Cristiano Ronaldo play before, during and after the game. He'll be the last to leave the grass. Having a player like Cristiano in your team, you didn't know what it meant Jose Mourinho🎙️: You can win a match only thanks to the presence of Cristiano Ronaldo because it destabilizes the opponent and leaves you with explosive spaces. Besides, He is a player, who at any time can hurt a lot through his technique and finishing. "Not even an injured Cristiano Ronaldo deserves to be sidelined" 💯💯
There's a maori legend of a canoe with 5 or so people in it and one day their canoe struck a rock and it was so cold they turned to stone and formed the south island and the southern alps. It would be pretty cool if the southern alps was the heads and the underwater mountain range were the bodies
all jokes aside, when this thing eventually un-submerges, it will probably be lumped in with australia and then have australia officially renamed to oceania
That's true, but the thing that makes it a submerged continent is that it is composed of continental crust, instead of oceanic crust like the rest of the seafloor.
We did it bois, we found the Old Zealand
😭😭
Our dads must be proud
Omfl 💀
💀💀
Time to find old Mexico and old York
Edit: Go ahead. Correct me. I dare you.
New level unlocked : old Zealand
New Sealand
@@p4lu670 Old Zealand
@@p4lu670 old Zealand
@@p4lu670 Old Zealand
NEW ZEALANDIA
"That New Zealand had a secret that we all overlooked"
Yeah, we literally looked over it
Funny ass comment and no reply? Lemme fix that.
Funny ass comment and one reply? Lemme fix that.
There's nothing to fix. I should fix my life instead. What am I doing?
Funny ass comment and no reply?
Lemme not fix that and fix my life instead
Finally, New Zealand lore.
That country is criminally underrated.
@markamieiellaguartilla7513
Oh, I had heard they had a superiority problem, lol.
As a person from New Zealand. I think it’s perfectly rated
@@NopicRB nah we are underrated as a kiwi to
@@ICECREAMFAN12But like honestly Australia is better. All the kiwis been moving there. Also I was born in Hamilton.
Cept it becoming popular because of some dude with a.. twisted mind
Rising sea levels: let me introduce myself
what about building a giant beer cooler
@Marcus Estares eh, close enough
I always thought New Zealand just floated without a rock base.
@Marcus Estares nerd
@BradynLee09 woah
I was soo sad when they removed this. Hope they add this back, even if it’s DLC
Nah bro, someone leaked the 2024 updates
The dlc will probably have a price so we can see it😔😔😔
Whos here after they leaked the climate change pack update🙌🙌
@@Marcelatoninyeah they also leaked the new species with a name drop “Hysiechius Lazinesius”
Bro I hope this gets added in Life 2
Finally my country recognised
merman
But it’s on maps
" Ah yes, I miss Old Zealand... "
-Lil' Timmy born in 2017
Old Zealand was before any humans
@@swaranjeetsingh8049 It was a joke.
@@swaranjeetsingh8049that’s the joke
i've heard the BFDI mini contestant named "Jordan", was kidnapped, all the clues the detectives got linked directly into your steakhouse, do you have anything to say about that, jelly boy??
Nobody:
New Zealanders when somebody notices their country:
YES
Ikr
old zealanders: ☕️
frr
ong cuz
Old Zealand: *discovered*
UK: "hello"
Old Zealand is just Holland you know that right?
The island of Copenhagen also used to be called Sjaelland meaning the same thing.
*Old Zealand just knew.*
@@caniblmolstr4503 didnt ask
@@Zenrbx27 you were not funny either
@@caniblmolstr4503 didnt ask + dont care
THE OG ZEALAND
This begs the question of what defines a continent and its boundaries
Maybe we'll get to explore the ancient depths of Old Zealand in a future DLC
I'm not sure when that update comes out but it's after the Florida sinking arc
@@skirtboburt5471 That wouldn't make much sense, it would have to take place after the asteriod impact event.
Maybe we'll even in get better weather in future climate updates
@@DominikPac-Boy yes, now that I think about it theirs already a line up of updates comming up so It would be a bit till florida
@@ALSTEX our climate updates are shit and you know it
“It’s almost as big as Australia”
*don’t tell me there’s spiders underwater*
Yes, what could possibly go wrong? 😂
Of course there are no spiders there, but there are water spiders there and there are bigger there🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
Crabs?
Oh yes there's giant carnivore seaweed over there. What could possibly go wrong 🤣
Spider crabs look it up they’re uhm pretty big
New knowledge unlocked: Old Zealand
It was sad when they vaulted this. No patch notes or nothing, just gone forever 😔
Me living in New Zealand rn: ☕️
same
same
Same
Ah this continent Middle Earth
Same I’m in hamilton
Every Island is the peak of a mountain.
mountain range - listening is keye
And people still don’t want to believe of a great flood
It's a continental crust tho
@@Yui789esss Who doesn't? It's common knowledge that billions of years ago after earth had formed from accumulating particles it rained down on it for ages forming the first ocean and the first continent which was then split into fragments by plate tectonics
@@Alex-cc8yf dont try to reason with christians 🤣
So that's where the Sniper from Tf2 lives.
Was searching for this comment lmao
Me too
I wanna explore that, too bad it’ll take years to fix our RISING sea level problem, cuz I don’t wanna dive
Finally, old Zealand
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As a New Zealander, we were never on the older maps. Now I find out we are a whole continent? Dayum 💀
We are just better
Yeah but your people can not handle their alcohol and therefore end up fighting everyone
@@GIXXRBRAH750 I'm sorry? If this is some weird stereotype then you are mistaken. My "people" handle their alcohol just as well as anyone else.
@@anthophila_bombus na he right.
@@anthophila_bombus lmaooo I live in australia and all the fobs here are always punching on when they get drunk 24/7
"Ferb, I Know What Were Gonna Do Today"
Bro forgot the Arctic 💀
New Zealand be like: I'M NO LONGER IN YOUR SHADOWS, AUSTRALIA!
@Olivia Alcock💜🍉 *allcock
Australia: get your Atlantis looking ass out of my sight
@Olivia Alcock💜🍉 prove it say something a kiwi would say
@@jarobflaming84 you are straight up wrong. Your is something belonging to someone, your shadow. You're is the same as you are
Im from new zealand
Proof: there is a thing called a gumboot throwing competition
Australia is like the Pluto of continents
That title goes to europe
If u find a real map and not the fake American one ye I’ll see australia is much bigger 😂
@@aileen4814 it's still smaller than Antarctica though.
@@SetuwoKecik we aren’t talking about a Antarctica tho
@@aileen4814 don't care. Antarctica still bigger.
Everyone:old zealand
Me:new zealand
that would just still be part of oceania anyway
After finding Old Zealand, we need to find Old York.
Old York is in England...
It's just called yorkshire
Now we need to find Old Orleans
@@keondreoffdagoop2377 And Old Hampshire
Los Zealand
And old england, old south wales
New Zealand: "Ferb, you know what we are gonna do today" 💀
😂😂😂😂 Candace : mommmmmmm!!!!!!!!
@Suniannian1623 the mom: Candace are you crazy? There's no bombs in the garden
@@salvatorevolpe7851 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@salvatorevolpe7851 did you watch TVD ?
Candace: but but but....
A very interesting thought! Thanks for sharing!
Dad:There is no Mountain under Zealand. Me:
New Zealand: FINALLY I WILL BE IN THE WORLD MAP AGAIN WOOO!!!!
dude so fricking true
@@trebleclef9844 ikr even our government website jokes about it
@@patrickmiddleton1750 oh i didnt know that
@@patrickmiddleton1750 rip
💀💀💀
Imagine People laughed at him in 1800's
Boy wait until Jesus Christ returns. The way people are laughing at Christians, they won’t be laughing then. Very soon I tell you. The Anti Christ is about to rise.
Based on this guys logic every single island would be a continent....he makes up crap so dumbasses think hes smart.
yup , I thought no one believes him 🤔
They still would if he was alive lmao
@Masculine_Ideas he’s was right though laughing at him for being right makes no sense
Finally our country is big
People from Cook Islands found New Zealand
“Top ten Easter eggs in earth found years later ||Watch mojo||”
Nice Easter egg
Fake earth photo, then a ballon image, then fake satellite image with fake earth image. Even map was a drawing, but at least it was more accurate. Satellites are high altitude balloons, NOT in space. Stop LYING!! Geologists are RECONSIDERING all this with overwhelming evidence of a major mud flood.
*British music starts playing
Right lads you know the drill
@@arusty730 Get the tea and beans ol chap
Du du du du du duuu du du DU DU DUDUDUDUDU
We don’t sound anything’s like the British lol
@@deprimat666 no lol its because the british will colonise it 💀
Now let's build rockets under it so we can make it rise back up😅
geologist in 1895: yes new zealand is top on the mountain
*Philippines in 1895:*
What
You made no sense.
It is quite cool that all those small islands in the area are actually mountain peaks
Same as the Hawaiian islands...
@@microzap are you guys stupid? EVERYTHING IS ONE BIG CONTINENT IF THE WATER RECEDES!!!
Same for every island, every continent, every piece of land, except for glaciers.
@@alwaysright6358 No. There are flat places also..
actually it scares me and now i dont want to visit. moutains slide and decay etcc. over time
Someone: *Said new continent
British: "Hello, I have come in peace"
Edit: replies just make whole new alternate universe light novel lore
Now hand over your house your family your wealth and your human rights
No
@@grimeyes5012 *loads muskets with furious intend
The three colonizers have come to frick you over
@@rayhanrizvi334 Trade Deal :
We Get : EVERYTHING YOU AND YOUR ANCESTORS AND YOUR DESCENDANTS EVER OWNED OR WILL OWN.
You get : Roads....and um..trains.
Earth 2024: the lost continent of old zealand
Geo-Logist was damn smart wtf
DLC Unlocked: The Hidden Continent
How much will it cost tho?
@@frostburn9104 15$ Now I know this seems expensive but the reason is, you get the following features:
Upgraded Australian Man
100k+ underwater emus
Protection against spiders
Water
Women
Any game you want.
Dope name ngl
@@quandaledinglenut9805 I love *W O M E N*
@@somerandomdepresseddude same here
British be like: "Missed opportunity 🗿"
Even then, the rule goes everything smaller than Australia is an island.
Ah yes, the Space-Saturn-Sation-V
FBI trying to stop me from finding old zealand
yooo i’ve been looking for it on maps
YES PLEASE STOP
@@-0-Infinitix-0- 😂😂
Zeeland is a Dutch Province.
It is zealandia not old zealand
* oceans drying out *
Every country: * tries to find a solution to stop this *
New Zealand: *after all these years…*
Zealandia: You can't get rid of me
What does that pfp say?😂😂👍
@@doublem207 it’s Justice for Iran ofc
@@adarts2025 Just kick your barbaric musljm government out.
After all these years we found the Old Zealand
People called me crazy..
I KNEW OLD ZEALAND EXISTED
New Zealand ❌
Old Zealand✅
As a New Zealander i can confirm:
Skill issue to not have a whole continent under you.
yea but it is not big enough as most of it underwater likewise same analogy many countries would be continent
@@stonearecool2645 but it's one country that owns a whole continent
Stop the cap ur not from aoteroa
Stop the cap ur not a new Zealander
@@user-wv5ql6xt7n Aotearoa*
Sniper tf2 homeland💀
PISS
"Piss"
Tf2 sniper
Jarate gaming
@@Speedster428yes the fuck 2 sniper
Sniper gaming
back in my day, old Zealand was a tourist attraction. so glad it has returned
Europe after watching this video: I want that
Finally, New Zealand will be included in the World Map
🇹🇩
Yea
old*
I’m from New Zealand 🇳🇿 but live in Antartica 🇦🇶🇳🇿👍
@@TheHealthBusinessWear ur jacket
New Zealand : I want my ancient glory back.
Rising sea levels : I will send you there.
I need that 1 mark which was reduced in my 5th grade exam for writing 8 continents!
Bro went from being a Conspiracy Theorist To Answering Unanswered Questions💀
i’m from New Zealand and it’s actually called Zealandia also known as Te Riu-a-Māui
No one calls it that everyone calls it new Zealand. What you smoking?
@@SeekJesusFindLife i think you misunderstood me… the land underneath nz is called zealandia. the land that is under water…
@@SeekJesusFindLife the country is not the continent 💀
Aotearoa
Their right Zealandia I believe in sunk so that’s why. Plus we’re an island soo
I'm from New Zealand myself, weird to hear this.
And I’m from Australia
Same here
I’m from abunalaka 👍
@@SillyWillyWhy Where is that place located?
I'm from sugondese
Imagine being in school and they tell you they are 7 continent
Noah's ark?, hm?, anyone?.
We finally found the OLD ZEALAND
reposted joke.
original joke: 2 weeks ago
the comment above: 8 days ago
Bro thought he could get away with stealing the top comment
Old zealand is in Denmark
@@user-ps2dg4jg6b yup the island of Copenhagen used to be called Sjaelland. But there was a Zealand beside Ostfriesland of the Netherlands.
As NZ was found by a Dutch i will go with the second option
@@caniblmolstr4503 true, a province in the netherlands is called zealand so that's why its called new zealand. Also Australia was called New Holland when the Dutch discoverd it
The real question is why did I learn this from a CZcams short instead of my 16 years of schooling?
Same question here 🤣
Because the world gov
because no one gives a shit about us - from a kiwi
Because it's not an official continent
Because it’s not pertinent. Every island in the world is the top of an underwater mountain lmao
Imagine discovering a new continent and mfs call you “a geologist”
EURO2024 🇩🇪 | Jose Mourinho's interview on the criticism of Cristiano Ronaldo
Jose Mourinho🎙️: "I hear people saying that Roberto Martinez should leave Cristiano Ronaldo on the bench it's over." I will make Cristiano Ronaldo play before, during and after the game. He'll be the last to leave the grass. Having a player like Cristiano in your team, you didn't know what it meant
Jose Mourinho🎙️: You can win a match only thanks to the presence of Cristiano Ronaldo because it destabilizes the opponent and leaves you with explosive spaces. Besides, He is a player, who at any time can hurt a lot through his technique and finishing. "Not even an injured Cristiano Ronaldo deserves to be sidelined"
💯💯
Well i think youtubers teach us more than school textbooks
😂 agreed
We don’t need school we need CZcams
Sure
Yes
@@Elitepro19875No wonder why your grammar and IQ is poor.
guys technically we have 9 continents its because of “Asean” and also Asean is a continent that has 10 states
That’s a fucking alliance
Just wait till they realized there's land under every ocean.
The name of the continent: Zealandia
Nah its Old Zealand
@@wsollntinoo he ain't jokin. The official name is Zealandia
I FRICKIN KNEW IT, IT IS ZELANDIA!!!!!! wait is it correct
@@_Iyaanplay along... It's Old Zealand
@@ninratljk980 oki
Tf2 fans when most of new Zealand is underwater:
Yea its bound to be flooded 💀
Fr
When an OG Remembered the old map that was remodeled in an update
finally, we discovered old zealand
My brain after his first words: Atlantis is real
It is jus gotta do sum research on it
It is... The Azores of the coast of Portugal is a mountain top of Atlantis. Just Google it.
My brain after his first words: Edgar Cayce, I should research what he had to say.
@@Goodpatron false, richat structure/ eye of Sahara is more feasible
@@No.Cap_ Atlantis was said to be 10 kingdoms. Were talking about the location of the capitol here. I think it's just west of Portugal.
Imagine the secrets those depths hold
Imagine how many species could’ve possible lived and died there leaving thousands if not millions of fossils.
@@mateivlad4425 true
Imagine how many ancient dildos we might find there
It must hold Victoria's Secret
There's a maori legend of a canoe with 5 or so people in it and one day their canoe struck a rock and it was so cold they turned to stone and formed the south island and the southern alps. It would be pretty cool if the southern alps was the heads and the underwater mountain range were the bodies
All of that is in the Oceanian continent though, meaning there are still only 7 continents.
Zack went from traumatizing people to history😅
"New Zealand actually sits on top of a mountain range"
yeah that's... that's how land works
The bottom of the ocean: *I think it's better if i just don't show up*
It still belongs to The Australian continent 😂
Didn't know Sattilites has a frickin saturn V
Imagine how much treasure of Fossil inside that
MARINE FOSSILS YAY!!
or dinosaur fossils, but we could find a new freaking species
Idk why but the fact that they're living on Top of a MASSIVE mountain Range the size of a Continent's just kinda scary for sum reason.
Yea it is scary
So I should have been scared for the past 12 years of my life?
I’m just joking btw
@@sophcrafting Yes, Yes, u should have, Lmao
@noodle juce Lol
Did you think the rest of the continents where just floating?
all jokes aside, when this thing eventually un-submerges, it will probably be lumped in with australia and then have australia officially renamed to oceania
We fr discovered a new continent before GTA 6 💀
Aotearoa still finds ways to surprise us every day.
Well at least explains the “new” in new zealand
We need a new name for this. Aotearoa for the top part, but idk for the rest
@@NeonGMD isn't it called new Zealand because Zealand is a place in the UK or smth
@@DerpyDudesMC idk but now it has a real counterpart
@@Radiopandas2 hmm
"umm, actually, it's Zealandia, not Old Zealand" 🤓
@@TheUnfathomablePhysicist It is very necessary
@@TheUnfathomablePhysicist too necessary
@@TheUnfathomablePhysicist it’s the most necessary
Unnecessary emogji unfunny
@@9736680532
new tyler on his way to skip 3 comments saying the emoji was necessary
Me: *Hears the opening sentence*
My response: “NUH UHH”
Old zealand is actually a province in the netherlands
Ok why does he always give me the chills
Edit:holy crap thx for the likes evrybody
WIVERPOOL COME ON COME ON
Nice LFC thingy
@@kayleightownson4508 thx
@@mjzudba5268 lol
💀
Reminding you all, the 8th continent is called "Zealandia".
Noiooooooooooooooooo
Reminding You Respectfully It's Called "Aotearoa" to Us indigenous Maori Meaning Land of the Long White Cloud 🙏
@@vincentnorman4423 Nice!
Thank you for teaching me something new!
@@vincentnorman4423 Thats the name for NZ, not for Zealandia
@@vincentnorman4423 the Māori name for New Zealand is Aotearoa, but not the more recently discovered Zealandia.
Who watched this in 2024? (U don't have to like if u don't want to)
Aliens: actually you guys had like 37 different continents...you...pftt..you didn't know that?
WE DID IT BOYSSS, WE GOT RECOGNISEDD 😂🎉🎉
YAY
We did it we did it yay we got recognized
YAYYY
Oh ya 😅 YAYAYYA
Love the kiwis
Atlantis: Baby I'm not even here. I'm a hallucination
other underwater or sunken places: **crying in the background**
IS THAT A GD REFERENCE!?
@@i5oWasTaken yes
@@allu4130 they're not as big as a continent though. Atlantis is
Bro took SpongeBob SquarePants to a whole new level 💀
I said this in my school, they all thought I was stupid
No clickbait + true-to-form + no ad + no AI voice + Concise + Scientific = Like + subscribe
No part 1 and part 2 bs too
“The country is actually on a mountain range and the rest of the land, is underwater”
Well done, you just explained the whole form of the planet
Well done. I joined comments for this.
That's true, but the thing that makes it a submerged continent is that it is composed of continental crust, instead of oceanic crust like the rest of the seafloor.
@@nebuchadnezzar6894 wow.
Many reading,a few understood, noone talk's.
Literally, all land masses on the planter are tops of underwater mountain ranges.🤣🤣 It's not just new Zealand