It has to work sometime (Balatro)
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- čas přidán 14. 05. 2024
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We're... we're balatro guys. Right?
No matter. It's all for nought now. Heeeheeeheeeeheee...
I don’t remember anymore, somewhere along the line we lost what made us us
Yeah man yeah…. I mean…. Yeah what else could we be
I mean we were at some point
Omg now I'm dying for the 15-year-old existential Costco guys clip
9:00 me when my neighbors steal the fruit off my tree in my backyard, but then I consider it for a while and realize its not worth getting upset over
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🤣 So worth the click.
no joke my favourite youtube comment of 2024 thus far
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Holy +2
18:16 me inspecting the public bathroom
+2
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X2
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LMAOOO
21:49 me when I absolutely need to get back my VHS of my favourite Tom Hanks movie, but the pawn shop owner decides to gouge me on the price.
9:53 me giving nutritional advice to a withering Galactus.
"Green Joker so good" - man who hasn't won a single run with Green Joker.
It doesn't look good, but it is actually good, and he buys it intelligently. Unfortunately it's not a cheat code. You need to commit heavily to pumping it up quickly by throwing dookie if you want to get benefit out of it
@@iamfunnyfacethis is the reality of high stakes. You can play really well and just die anyway.
green joker is based early. any other time, i sleep
imagine NL calling you young sheldon. i'd leave and never come back
9:00 me when I'm a dog that just woke up after being castrated
0:16 preschool me thinking about how i'm going to walk into school to make a whimsical initial impression
27:44 me when i need a fast rapid spinner who also covers my fire weakness
gen 4 ou ass pick
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27:43 me when i'm trying to decide which water type Pokémon I want
21:56 me when I enter the men's changing room at the pool
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9:00 Rick Ross in 2014 trying to stick to his diet but his fridge got ransacked:
A pair of +1’s
X1.5
Lmao
me looking at my broken clock twice a day
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The balatro backlog must be immense considering he’s still playing on the old patch
He refuses to update and considers himself to be some sort of purist because of it.
I for one consider disabling auto updates to be an act of COWARDICE
@@Shiftarus TRADITION is the VEIL of INSECURITY
He’s damn near a month behind lmao. This was filmed April 29th
@@Shiftarusew
We're recursive guys, of course We're recursive guys, of course We're recursive guys, of course We're recursive guys, of course We're recursive guys, of course...
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1:04 me when i try to enter a gay bar but get kicked out for being heterossexual
>nutty putty cave
>is that a banjo-kazooie level
+2 to that chatter
I just came here from Jessica Wyatt cosplaying NL, and she got a negative Blue Joker also. She's too good wth
she did a wonderfully hilarious cosplay of NL, she should stream with the lads sometime !
9:00 when I'm in the 12 days of Christmas song and that fucking partridge comes around again.
1:07:54 as a Sagittarius dragon myself, I also give myself fake straw man hypotheticals and get unreasonably upset at them. Same bro!
Crazy how much balatro I play and I still dont know how to play poker. I think if I played I’d draw a straight flush and be like “ahhh idk tho I haven’t taken many Neptune’s this run…”
When you win with no hand at all in the poker world series, because you have 75 copies of a picture of Pluto in your pocket.
"I love medium, I'm sorry; long island or otherwise." Took me a sec to realize what you said and then I started cracking up. My mom and sister watch that show habitually.
NL's interactions with chat during Balatro is something.
0:00 me when somebody asks what game I'm playing
You need to go back to the lab with this one chieftain
27:43 me when someone asks my favorite gen one water pokemon
27:54 House Egg.D.
Calling Supernova a third leg of Spare Trousers is exactly the thought I had in a run last week using that winning combo!
There are few things funnier than seeing someone snidely remark on their friend having no life because of kids while spending their free time in a Twitch chat.
you can say anything you want about anyone's character as long as you follow it up with "no disrespect"
9:00 me when the school bully steals my lunch again
Will edit this comment with a good reference once I've completed the video
-Me
Edit: 1:07:58 Man's talking about his zodiac sign like he's straight outta the card pack
Can't wait.
This videos a dang movie! Still waiting an hour later for the edit
We're glitchcon 2023 guys, of course we're insufferable
Getting a negative blue joker then NEVER adding a card to the deck... I guess his plans are measured in centuries.
Bloating the deck for +2 chips per card is actually worse than ignoring the blue joker entirely. He needed more Xmult and skipped over a blackboard when that might have saved the run
In fairness, that is viable. Negative blue is just giving a flat, normal, good buff to score. Adding cards to make that biff slightly better isn't really worth diluting your card pool of good cards.
It makes zero sense adding cards to the deck just to boost blue joker. If you said that on stream and NL read it, you would become a Librarian video
The only scenarios in which bloating your deck makes sense are with hologram, or with the combo of marble + stone joker, or copying a specific high value card with DNA. Picking up certificate for a few rounds to get a few seals is also reasonable. Otherwise, thinning is winning in Balatro
Army buddy of mine had 5 kids already and was surprised by twins while on dual contraceptive
in this economy???
sometimes i like to imagine NL is a torso
his shirt looks like the one from that one dwayne the rock photo with the fannypack, even has the chain necklace
Square Joker not being square is the only thing anchoring me in this maelstrom of continuity errors
What immaculate skibidi bolatrizz
I love this man
we're balatro guys, of course we don't do math then lose
56:31 me when I’m incidentally running into Nietzsche’s eternal recurrence and explicit opposite in the cost projection analysis of backtesting described by Mark Spitznagel in “Safe Haven Investing” like
so true
I once got a negative legendary, now that is lucky as heck. Although negative from the judgement is very lucky as well
its the vibes... im telling you you
I like to imagine that everytime he leans off camera he’s hitting a nasty vape hit
Leo (Lion) and Dragon - also very happy with my Zodiac pairing
"The human mind is a terrible thing."
You're so right, NL. You're so right.
44:35 - POV: you're a seal
22:24 me when I pay taxes for a pension that will eventually also be taxed
53:06 POV - you're a rubber chicken
It's Balatro baby
0:06 me when i ask for apple juice but the server tells me they only have orange
you can get quite a bit from butchers ref cows... Heart, Tongue, Liver, Bones, Tail, Hooves...
Fuck yeah balatro baby
Normally I am like why do people backseat a vod. But buying castle after getting banner/blue joker was like a flash bang to my mental sanity
1:22:39 nier trying to remember his sister's name
I dont understand why he takes it so serious, if im fat and someone says you are fat being that age. If hes right, he is right.
Man, are these clips from an earlier patch? NL always just uses magician on one card even though it can buff 2.
its still from the 29th of april Stream (unless he wrote the wrong date in the description)
April 29th's stream. He usually has where and when it came from in the description
The cost of having more kids is diminishing in the economy of scale of child rearing. One kid eats up most of your time, a second kid eats up like 5% more of your time.
The optimal play is to pay people to have like 30 kids at the same time. We call them teachers.
BAlatro or BalAtro?
I'm gonna go with BalatrO personally.
Im loving every balatro video jerry! Love every minute of it
At 53:05 he screams, says rip headphones users and then tells us to go F ourselves. Guess I'll close the video and go F myself then
So are you playing preupdate?
I still have absolutely no fucking idea how this game is played
50:29 all because of those damn Minecraft youtuber using shameless amounts of bone dust ever since 2013.
Did this joker say he didnt want to make more negative cards with his double tags? Brother your take needs its own card just for that
Me when NL predicts we win this one:
Has he completed jokerless does anyone know
why did he keep his lowest card in his hand everytime?
we’re balatro guys, of course we don’t go to work sometimes
If Balatro has many haters I am not ome, if Balatro has 1 hater it's my stepdad Paul, if Balatro has no haters I convinced my stepdad paul to actually play the game, he loves it
Larry David, afaik, did not date a teenager as a 40 year old.
Balatro, we're of course guys
vibes were horrendous
A cool punishment would be if someone is rude , the balatro score at the end of the run is how long he gets banned. It gets multed by the harshness of the comment too. Like "thats an x3". You know NL is gonna lock in and PB on that one. 🤣
we’re guys?
Is it just me or is nl too hesitant to not get perfect things so he loses more
me when someone tells me what I'm doing is the definition of insanity
Me during programming:
🎉🎉
Asking NL if he's going to play Europa is wild.
Still forgetting the Magician does 2 lucky cards after the patch lol 24:30
Video is pre-patch
@@NoelCav Yeah, alright that's on me.
Bones get used for stock and marrow
Of course. We're Balatro
Dude can dish it out but can't take it. You look rough for your age? Wow harsh words. True ones too.
20:50 not selling the egg and getting mystic summit was such a misplay, especially going against a boss WITH 0 DISCARDS.
we’re balatro guys, ofc we increment our trousers
First
27:43 Misty deciding which Pokémon to send out next
1:23:54 Me opening small bag of doritos and counting them
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9:00 when you see your partner trip and fall off a cliff