This patch was made for me (Balatro)
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we're CZcams balatro guys of course we back seat even though the gameplay is pre recorded
We are annoying CZcams guys, of course we don’t believe NL reads comments in order to improve in the future, we just criticize.
@@trehairston1840He doesn't read YT comments, he's said so on stream
@@duckraisin literally during SAP gameplay that’s all he did, but sure if your motivation in commenting is to fight with other people rather than give advice to the influencers you like watching, then fight on brother, Nobel worthy cause
@@trehairston1840 Brother reading youtube comments on a video you posted of a two week old stream is not the same as reading twitch chat while livestreaming lol
@@314Marvin did I say he only reads twitch chat, I said comments he read SAP comments of people telling him this animal is goated. You realize NLs upload schedule is mixed with super past and present stuff right? Like he uploaded a vid of the new patch already but this would technically be the first video of the new patch since the intro said ao
8:03 When the economy is crashing but my favorite basketball team is playing and scores a shot 20 feet from the center of the rim
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4:30 we love our new square joker. he's like that person you see on your commute that you never talk to but you hope they have a good day anyways. Idk what you're doing, sir, but by God you're doing amazing.
I got a new job at Costco so now I'm a Costco guy
Congrats!
Please ask management to give me a position, I've been jobless since 2022
@@wyldenites Just apply
4:22 Creating my NBA custom character
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Trying to figure out when he is playing pre patch vs post patch is hell. My man refuses to just post in order 😂
He posts one stream vod and one recorded video daily. The recorded ones are newer, so that's why they had the patch before his vods.
Watching NL for the gameplay and not the avant-garde costco commentary is wild
@@Halfcourtviolation how else will I backseat properly?
@@nathancain2912 Backseat his Costco opinions and purchases
@@nathancain2912 true back seaters just know the mistakes he’s gonna make
7:20 me when I’m naming songs that are on the album to pimp a butterfly
The Blacker The Berry
How Much a Dollar Cost
Purple Seal
26:50 me when I encounter a wild onix while I have a repel up.
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Me when I’m a recovering from nicotine addiction:
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12:40 me when I’m a caveman judge and I’m delivering the verdict
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oh my god... hes bald?
Only on the head
A farmer finding the perfect plot of land to grow his cabbages:
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Sentient cabbage seeds being planted after their farmer finds the perfect plot of land to grow his cabbages:
Bald man plays poker by himself
26:50 When the crack starts talking back to you
😂😂😂
11:05 when my streamer isn’t thankful for 20 bucks
Somos hombres de Balatro.
Again with the caffeine thing, I'm someone who, after having to quit it completely, realized just how prevalent it is, I don't think it's that bad BUT I do think people are being uninformed or under informed on the potential health risks. People made sodium, a vital mineral, the hypertension boogie man when it's a genetic mutation that actually makes sodium increase BP at all. And even with that it's still very critical that you get enough. Caffeine on the other hand will always increase blood pressure and has no nutritional value.
NL the type of guy who would've smoked 4 packs of cigarettes a day back in the 50s and say it's healthy for you because ads on TV with fake doctors are promoting it
12:39 me as a judge in the 7th century middle east
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Costco is a catered event, you're allowed to take as many samples as you want
Mumma lizs free and becomes foil
Pirates after they lose an eye
5:19 me when I see my machoke evolve into a machamp
takes a pic with my 3ds, flicks my helicopter hat and flies into the fireplace had me CRYING
4:32 HI TOMOOOOOOOOOO!
I love sense of humour, 1:02 is gold 😂😂😂
we've finally caught up to the patch
The moment this game is released on mobile you'll never hear from me again
Ngl I had to stop watching the last couple of vids because I was playing Balatro while watching. But I was on the new patch and he wasn't and it was wrecking my brain. I'm glad the egg backlog has caught up
finally we get the VoD where he first started the new patch
Motorcycle riders finding the perfect thing to put on their leather jacket:
"We do add cards to our deck on occasion"
Marbled Joker: >:(
popped off when madness appeared
I wonder if NL realizes that having drivers license and green joker is like having 3 green jokers, which he would obviously insta pick
we're costco guys, of course we understand with the normies don't understand how to judge marbling in a cut of meat, or how costco will have prime ribeye one day and not another and so you have to fallback to sirloins or new york strips and sometimes that requires changing what we're makin for dinner.
She balatro my guy til mama liz's chili oil
How come that you have new headphones, but it still looks like it still sits on your head like the earth has 6g’s? Love the content tho
3:02 free and becomes free and foil with the same inflection as Perry the platypus
HE DID IT, HE DOWNLOADED THE PATCH
Why did I watch this video for Costco shit talking. I don't understand why I love your videos. But I do because I relate so hard to your random yapping.
You are like the reason my girlfriend even likes me. She thinks it's funny when I stay stupid shit for no reason and I love her because she puts up with my shit and I put up with her weirdness. Also I just turned 36 this weekend so I am slightly older than you but when I found out we are basically the same age it clicked why I got all your topical pop culture jokes. Anyway I love ya and call the egg NL. I don't have kids but I have a good friend with a toddler so I get it. You are cool AF and killing it at life and now I will stop rambling
The phone ppl in the Costco meat section are probably restaurant managers or something
We're entering NL's salt and pepper beard era.
7:03
NL gets the pass for that one
Abattoir mentioned POOOOGGG
guy who just got his jeans custom fitted with a patchwork style:
I have 0 idea what those words mean but reading this made my brain tingle
call that / marker balatro 1
wow! Great video!
The madness change wasn't supposed to be a nerf right? i thought they did it so on the boss blind u could have max jokers without needing eternal jokers?
Why not both?
he refuses to take ramen with an empty spot but immediately takes an eternal space joker, a joker which he always gets mad at...
though I guess it actually procs a decent number of times this run so, vindicated?
nope there's the anger at 33:16 lol
Tbf, Ramen wouldn't have worked with madness. And madness had a x6.5 by the end. Though, I still wouldn't have taken an eternal space joker there (or ever. lol.)
he's bringing the canadian accent back god bless him
We're jokers that give chips for scoring 2s. Of course we're wee
We're Balatro guys, of course we phone about our meat
Double digit eyeglasses represent 28:26
🤔20:30 ish- I haven't gotten to eternal jokers yet, is the reason that Madness Joker doesn't destroy everything because He's stacked with eternal jokers?
Water is the greatest *no rizz*
I watch CZcams without video to save on my internet bill.
21:20 why did he say beer like that
If localthunk had hit him with the sell a joker boss I would have died laughing
Origin based mod, but absolutely cooked takes. Which is fair.
I wouldn't go ask a Monk for advice on leather-play either.
the ramen play
the fact that the backlog is 2 weeeks long is either insane or embarassing
23:28 pissed me off
Nothing like NL getting excited about the free foil joker in the first big blind only to play the blind and not potentially get a free foil joker. Hit me right in my Type-A nuts
We’re Balatro.
The problem is that plenty of ur viewers think water is an optional bev
We're guys of course
we’re coarse of guys
is batman joker in there
4:45 ಠ_ಠ
The thing about drink reminders is at school for most of us we were basically just told to wait it out and now that we're adults that's an even worse idea.
Also yeah the water crowd is super obnoxious. Like look guys I get you want me to die or electrolyte deficiency but uh no thanks
Pilgrims arriving in North America:
To Pimp a Butterfly mentioned! What is a bad album!?!
They should put a wawa in petawawa
2:11 Lebron screaming when he loves Balatro
Southern lion
Damn, NL really made it work with the worst jokers ever. Kudos!
When NL says the word "bit," I definitely skip ahead 2 minutes.
Square joker looked better before the update.
NL the type of guy who would've smoked 4 packs of cigarettes a day back in the 50s and say it's healthy because ads on TVs with fake doctors were promoting it.
12:41 christians in the middle ages
HI TOMO. EEEEEAAAAGHHHHHHH
BUY ME SELL ME
Balatro guys, we are, hmmm
Who… who are we? Who am I?
I like a cup of coffee :(
This commen section is funnier than other comment sections to me :)
nl 1 month ago: theyll never make me update the game
nl now:
No views in 41 seconds? You fell off
1:23 Bro doesn’t understand fat distribution 😂🫵
Guys I have 3 questions:
1) Is Tomo his wife, or his daughter? Why is he constantly saying hi Tomo?
2) Who is Andrew and why does he talk about Andrew this much? Something like a secret lover? But his partner can also watch the stream...
3) Why does he like dipping stuff in Mona Lisa's chili oil? Particularly what is special about Mona Lisa's chili oil in this context? Does Canada have a chili oil brand called Mona Lisa? If so then why? Da Vinci had expertise on many things but cooking like a master chef
1) Is one of his tics from his tourettes syndrome.
2) Andrew is simply used as a pointer to something. Anything can be an Andrew, essentially a substitution for "thing".
3) Very sought after derivative of Mama Liz's chili oil. Like the caviar of chili oils.
Tomo's one of his cats. Refer to the other comment for the rest
@@RedzeeTV dude has tourettes???
21:19 why did he say beer like that