Taskmaster quotes that I think about/use a lot

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  • čas přidán 3. 04. 2024
  • I've seen a lot of people do this so I thought I'd make my own!
    I honestly could've added more quotes but these are the ones that came to mind first

Komentáře • 99

  • @piogal34
    @piogal34 Před 2 měsíci +486

    I say, “Oh nuuuo!” like Fern Brady all the time now.

  • @jesuisgourde
    @jesuisgourde Před 2 měsíci +366

    I think "a lime!" any time I see a lime anywhere in life now.

  • @jackhagens8964
    @jackhagens8964 Před 2 měsíci +283

    Sometimes, for no good reason, and even if it’s not relevant (because I don’t see how it ever could be), I find myself randomly saying “Tree Wizard!”

  • @via3600
    @via3600 Před 2 měsíci +290

    I have to actively fight yelling out "WELL WELL WELL, LOOKS LIKE LAST IN PE, FIRST IN BEING A LEGEND" on a regular basis
    I also think of Nish saying "my most elegant position." Every single time anyone including myself clasps their hands. Nobody understands

  • @thweirdhappyweirdo
    @thweirdhappyweirdo Před 2 měsíci +185

    Before watching the video, I’m expecting “you got no chutzpah”

    • @francis7336
      @francis7336 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I saw this comment as I heard the quote haha

  • @M00NF1SHXD
    @M00NF1SHXD Před 2 měsíci +32

    my whole family say 'NOO WEAH' like Chris Ramsay

  • @felinetherapy4782
    @felinetherapy4782 Před 2 měsíci +98

    If I see one I've got to say "A Laminatooorrr!!" But A Lime! lives with me constantly.

  • @christopherlawrence6815
    @christopherlawrence6815 Před 2 měsíci +91

    I call someone “an absolute casserole” if they’ve done something daft

  • @elifdurmus8243
    @elifdurmus8243 Před 2 měsíci +89

    Me and my partner regularly say "It's me, Fern Brady, me, Fern Brady, I'm your rightful queen!" in the house

    • @ellisscott8905
      @ellisscott8905  Před 2 měsíci +3

      My mum and I also sing that all the time haha

  • @sillystringeater
    @sillystringeater Před 2 měsíci +87

    I have taken to saying James Acaster's "bebeh" in all aspects of my life

    • @TheVoiceinTheDarkness
      @TheVoiceinTheDarkness Před 2 měsíci +2

      You gave me an idea l: James Acaster VS Mora Rose on a bebeh /bebe offf

  • @JudyCZ
    @JudyCZ Před 2 měsíci +23

    "Fiddly...how?!" - always used in my house whenever anyone struggles with something.

  • @ALLU800
    @ALLU800 Před 2 měsíci +93

    My favourite I use is Russell Howards' "First time I reckon", sometimes paired with "Call me when I'm needed"

  • @mothie
    @mothie Před 2 měsíci +13

    ngl i expected “there’s strength in arches”

    • @ellisscott8905
      @ellisscott8905  Před 2 měsíci +2

      i do think about that one but only because i see it all the time in compilations! i wanted to put in less common ones to mix it up a bit

    • @mothie
      @mothie Před 2 měsíci

      @@ellisscott8905 and that’s wonderful!! I had a great time watching this video, it’s full of gems

  • @AydenCard
    @AydenCard Před 2 měsíci +106

    "Can I just say, I love weapons!" - Sam Campbell, 2023 ⚔
    Another good quote I think about from this show. :)

  • @JanePeg
    @JanePeg Před 2 měsíci +31

    I’m glad my favourite is in there, “No Way!” I say it all the time

    • @melissa.deklerk
      @melissa.deklerk Před 2 měsíci

      "No way" was absolute gold! Still think about that task, and Chris Ramsay, at random points in my life. He's one of my favourite contestants.

  • @Arkholt2
    @Arkholt2 Před 2 měsíci +199

    Taskmaster taught me that not only do UK kids not get taught Roy G Biv as a way of remembering the colors of the rainbow as we do in the US, but also apparently New Zealand kids do.

    • @ellisscott8905
      @ellisscott8905  Před 2 měsíci +28

      Same! As a British person, I feel like Roy G Biv is a way easier system than trying to get people to remember a whole mnemonic (I think that's the right word haha)

    • @hotelmario510
      @hotelmario510 Před 2 měsíci +16

      There is a song by the Scottish electronic group Boards of Canada called "Roygbiv". It's a common mnemonic throughout the Anglophone world!

    • @samsbin
      @samsbin Před 2 měsíci +2

      But it's also easier to misremember a letter than a word! I'm a die-hard mnemonic fan

    • @tf9241
      @tf9241 Před 2 měsíci

      Can confirm. Kiwi. We use ROY G BIV. But I got that one pretty late in the game like Intermediate.

    • @danielodonnell360
      @danielodonnell360 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Yep. The one I got was always 'Richard Of York Gave Battle In Vain'.
      Or 'Richard of York Gave Birth in (a) Van'. :D

  • @sleepinggreg
    @sleepinggreg Před 2 měsíci +53

    i think mine is "thursday!" like confused hugh being handed a task. or mike woz's iconic duck quote. or mike woz again, "what you can't take away from me is that i had an absolutely lovely day." and many more... this series has definitely affected me.

  • @_snowylil
    @_snowylil Před 2 měsíci +26

    I'M NEVER READY FOR THE WOW MONSTER oh my go D

  • @spiral32
    @spiral32 Před 2 měsíci +9

    I only just realised I quote Dara saying ‘whait whhat’ more than I realise

  • @lillianjanky9211
    @lillianjanky9211 Před 2 měsíci +8

    Charlotte Richie “What’s the situation…”

  • @Cassie_28
    @Cassie_28 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Chris Ramseys ‘no wheyyyyy’ is a personal fav, also the classic ‘are you a child of divorce’ from Sam Campbell deserved to be in there😂

  • @chayimweinstock443
    @chayimweinstock443 Před 2 měsíci +28

    Alex lip syncing Mae at 2:53 and Mae being weirded out about it gets me every time 😂

  • @Zach90888
    @Zach90888 Před 2 měsíci +48

    Series 6 had some brilliant quotes- my favourite being when Liza Tarbuck couldn’t be arsed with the string task
    “I can’t help you here and it would be wrong to pretend I could”

    • @ellisscott8905
      @ellisscott8905  Před 2 měsíci +1

      true! maybe i just haven't watched series 6 enough but none came to mind when i was making this video. liza is great though, i love her

  • @hellomoosen5118
    @hellomoosen5118 Před 2 měsíci +8

    I always think not enough to hurt but enough to make you think from Tim vine squirting a lemon on himself

  • @torrijacqueline
    @torrijacqueline Před 2 měsíci +13

    A LIIIIIMMMMEEEEEEE

  • @Adrianovaz2007
    @Adrianovaz2007 Před měsícem +1

    Putting the Wow Monsters and the weeeeehehehehe one after the other is perfect. True cinema.

  • @frasercummings3227
    @frasercummings3227 Před 2 měsíci +24

    “You know what they say Gregory, we’re saving the best, till Nish!”

  • @fruitbatfox
    @fruitbatfox Před 2 měsíci +12

    A top-tier compilation ty for your work

    • @ellisscott8905
      @ellisscott8905  Před 2 měsíci +1

      you're very welcome!! thank you for the comment :)

  • @kakyoin7761
    @kakyoin7761 Před 2 měsíci +2

    "There's strength in arches" !!!

  • @coasternut3091
    @coasternut3091 Před 2 měsíci +5

    That last one has definitely now entered my vernacular

  • @bluberrysoup
    @bluberrysoup Před 2 měsíci +2

    "STOP BEING NICE!"

  • @catcat8297
    @catcat8297 Před 2 měsíci +1

    nicola coughlan asking for an extra donut for a “nibble” and calling herself the “old chump in the middle” had me cackling all through her ep

  • @heythisanimalcantalk
    @heythisanimalcantalk Před 2 měsíci +14

    i've seen so many of your taskmaster videos AND your ghosts videos and i've only just realised that they're all by you! my two favourite shows :D

    • @ellisscott8905
      @ellisscott8905  Před 2 měsíci +1

      omg i'm honoured, tysm!! i'm glad you enjoyed them

  • @berryzhang7263
    @berryzhang7263 Před 2 dny

    I think about “bastard’s cryin innit” once a day MINIMUM.

  • @teeweezeven
    @teeweezeven Před 2 měsíci +1

    I do think about “theres something funny about an egg”, but not for reasons you might expect

  • @bichiroloXP
    @bichiroloXP Před měsícem +1

    I was hoping to see Mike Wozniak's "GETYOURSELFINTOASAFEPLACE"

    • @ellisscott8905
      @ellisscott8905  Před měsícem +1

      I was going to say I don't personally think of that quote much (even though I love it) but something made me think of it the other day, so maybe I should have added it ahah

  • @abigwail
    @abigwail Před měsícem

    “What’s the situation?” is something i quote every single day

  • @bluberrysoup
    @bluberrysoup Před 2 měsíci +1

    Whenever I see an egg, I think "with an egg, so full as it is, with its own egg"

    • @ellisscott8905
      @ellisscott8905  Před 2 měsíci +1

      I don't remember that one! It does make me think of Mawaan though when he tried to fill an egg with helium if it's related to that

    • @bluberrysoup
      @bluberrysoup Před 2 měsíci

      @@ellisscott8905 that's the scene!

  • @zzehyboy753
    @zzehyboy753 Před 2 měsíci +3

    On the rare occasions where I'm not only prevailed upon to engage in a physical activity, but I also do better than disastrously bad, I take such pleasure in plagiarising that Nish quote

  • @rileysmith3038
    @rileysmith3038 Před 2 měsíci +1

    the casserole line haunts me

  • @lillianjanky9211
    @lillianjanky9211 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Wait what, what wait, wait what

  • @caityreads8070
    @caityreads8070 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Remember kids, smoking kills... weaklings!

  • @-.Evan-
    @-.Evan- Před 5 dny

    I think about "brace brace" at least once a day

  • @eamonfahey2879
    @eamonfahey2879 Před měsícem

    Jesus you cant surprise me with Nish like that, hes an attack on all my senses 💩

  • @ellenm9341
    @ellenm9341 Před 2 měsíci

    great video!!

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Lot of people in this compilation who've never heard the phrase "Pints a pound the world around"

  • @isilikespeopleandthings
    @isilikespeopleandthings Před měsícem

    i say YOU'VE GOT NO CHUTZPAH ...SO MUCH

  • @lazthegreat10
    @lazthegreat10 Před 2 měsíci

    Very good video

  • @audiotable
    @audiotable Před 2 měsíci +2

    Bosh

  • @NickHoad
    @NickHoad Před 2 měsíci +5

    I can remember the title of the episode 2:50 is from, but it should’ve been A Situation Of Some Danger

    • @ellisscott8905
      @ellisscott8905  Před 2 měsíci +1

      It was called Old Honkfoot!

    • @StuffLikeJuda
      @StuffLikeJuda Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@ellisscott8905I'm pretty sure I randomly, totally out of the blue heard Greg say "Old Honkfoot over there" in my brain the other day. gotta love the fact that this kind of information is just stored up there and will be flung at you in the middle of the day. but remembering stuff you learned for your test the night before back in school, forget it! no free storage left for that, it has to be saved for random noises you heard somewhere. thanks, grey mass.

  • @guaranteedtopwn
    @guaranteedtopwn Před měsícem

    I love Fern so much

  • @lrizzard
    @lrizzard Před 2 měsíci +2

    i say "A LIME" to myself several times a day

  • @TheBlackDemon1996
    @TheBlackDemon1996 Před měsícem

    0:12 If I had a nickel every time a Taskmaster contestant asked how much water weighs, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

  • @ema3383
    @ema3383 Před měsícem

    if i wanna start watching this do i need to start at the very beginning or is picking a random ep and going with it alright?

    • @ellisscott8905
      @ellisscott8905  Před měsícem +3

      You can start wherever! You don't have to start at series 1 but I would recommend at least starting at episode 1 of a series because you might miss things if you start from a random episode and it's fun to see how things progress through the series. It doesn't matter too much though, it's up to you. I'm definitely biased but I would recommend series 7. It's my fave!

    • @ema3383
      @ema3383 Před měsícem

      @@ellisscott8905 thank you !!!

  • @matilda8675
    @matilda8675 Před měsícem

    NOOO WEYYYYY

  • @georgem3270
    @georgem3270 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I'm just going to say it despite what people will say: I find Fern annoying. Her accent, her attitude and her whole demeanor.

    • @bouncingbuttons7441
      @bouncingbuttons7441 Před 2 měsíci

      sorry that autistic people are so hard for you to handle. shall i play you a song on the world's tiniest violin 🎻.

    • @lauri4887
      @lauri4887 Před 2 měsíci +1

      She had her moments, especially with Dara

    • @user-zp4ge3yp2o
      @user-zp4ge3yp2o Před 2 měsíci +1

      Her demeanor, maybe, her accent is nice though.

    • @nohandle508
      @nohandle508 Před 2 měsíci +17

      Why would you say it, though?

    • @valerielevasseur8674
      @valerielevasseur8674 Před 2 měsíci +6

      You don't like Scottish accents? Interesting flex.

  • @vrindabansal6196
    @vrindabansal6196 Před 2 měsíci

    Yhe fact that so much of it was made from series 7 ❤❤❤. Its literally the best one 🤌

    • @ellisscott8905
      @ellisscott8905  Před 2 měsíci +1

      I didn't actually make that connection but series 7 is my favourite so it makes sense!