What I absolutely love about this is that he in no way looks like he would ever do that. He looks like the type of person to judge someone for doing that. Good on him, an individual
Him: your looking at an expert of how to go home early on partys. Make small talk to bring somthing up for later. Take a picture for standing out. I dont mean to brag, but on new years eve i was home by 9pm. 🍻
After oxygenating it I got hints of floral, earthy almost Malbec new world tones…maybe some black currants and possible vomit. Also I tasted wine in the back of my throat as a finish.
Sees the place is rife with humorlessness and frivolous rules. Immediately asserts dominance, and trolls them all at the same time. The man is an alpha
Only if you eat unhealthy. Little to no junk food, like candy from the store and what not, in your diet is a world of good for the health of your teeth, gums and for your breath
@@protectyaneck8017 updated alternate version with triple meaning. Alcohomiesm. Or alcoholeism. Blame it on the alco-hole. Should probably coin a new term and insert it in the Urban Dictionary: "Yo bro this chick had that loose alco-hole last night at the party "
How not to get invited our for dinner with your boss again
Plot twist: he's the boss
He's the husband of the boss😁 CEHoe
EXACTLY 💯 CORRECT 😮
😂
@@muumi4u boss baby
Wait until you see what happens when the soup arrives.
😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man in back having indecent thoughts 😂
"not appealing+embrassing" face that is.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ага кое-что подумал😊😊
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know i was. My first thought was " i know what team he plays for"
Man in white shirt: "hey, behave"
Cool guy drinking wine: "you only live once"
Per vivere così meglio non vivere.
Underrated
Bro pulls a yolo on him
The expression of the man in the background is priceless
😂😂😂😂😂
He looks absolutely mortified 😂
Elons son Xyz98z2 or whatever
They are full with Cocain
I swear I only watched his face
I was literally googling how to become a sommelier and this is what came up haha
Do you have what it takes? 🤨
I couldn’t mouth a wine glass like that
How's your journey going 💀
There’s a documentary called SOMM about the top sommeliers 😊
I was waiting for glass to break when he wrapped his mouth around it.
One guy one glass.
That one friend you can’t bring anywhere
He wouldn’t bring you anywhere
Dude dresses nicely. He could help you get girls. But I agree its weird what he is doing
What a wino
*You should bring everywhere, because he saves the day 😂
@@Chopper140 we get it, you are weird like this and just push everyone away
"You wanna know how I got these scars?"
?
@@verlix6032 Joker from the dark knight
@@GameplayRunner a
jajajajajjajajaj❤
Damn, you beat me to it...
It's nice to see people with more money than I will ever have actually be humorous.
What in the hell is wrong with people
Yea he's a fucken riot
"You can dress him up, but you can't take him out."
😂
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😹
sums it up😂😂
😂😂😂
Tell me your gay, without saying your gay
you're gay
Takes one to know one.
😂😂
@@Rick_SanchezZZZ
So I guess you know a bunch😂
Oh my gosh that made me burst out laughing
What I absolutely love about this is that he in no way looks like he would ever do that. He looks like the type of person to judge someone for doing that. Good on him, an individual
Funny, in a way, we are judging him by assuming that.
@@tensae4725 yes absolutely, but the point is that people will surprise you if you judge them on first impressions
@@jordanj9069 on that you are right.
he's got a beard though
This one’s called a very humble wine tasting.
Imagine your first time in a classy restaurant and you see this guy on the first table
Ummm...I AM THAT GUY at fancy restaurants.
I’d instantly relax
I'd rather be on that table instead off sitting with snobby people 😅
Cool kids table 😂
I'd go congratulate him
That's the best impersonation of Bill Maher that I've seen 😂👍 !!!
My boys eyes was confused 👁 👁
🤣
One man one glass
💀💀
Everyone knows the rules
This one had a better ending.
and no broken glass either.
2 girls 1 cup
but without broke inside.
Mom: Go out and play with the kid next door.
The kid next door…
Lol the kid next door is an adult who won't stop trying to teach them this trick
@@mcnotsodreamyhuh ?
@joshjskipyskipkais he a ghost
Did the guy do butt stuff to him 🤔 I need to know more about this situation for better understanding.
A glass of wine, 20 buks... the other guys reaction...priceless.
Man in the shirt: ... I'm not doing that ...😂😂😂
When you have to clap for yourself, because everyone else just looks concerned instead of impressed 😂
Lol
All fun and games until the glass breaks 💀
i work with glass. cheaper glass varys in strength and hardness.
@@mike289homebuilt5I think anyone with half a brain knows that lil bro
1 guy 1 cup
@@exmortis666its weird right 😂 like peanut jars are really strong 😮
@@exmortis666😂😅 ouïe
The guy in the back is thinking “I can’t take you anywhere Jerry….”
Funny shit when the glass breaks 😅
Did he just clap for himself?
man is reliving his college days at this dinner
He kinda did
He clap for wine taste
Haha you got me with this one😂.
He clapped for the wine, not himself.
Notice the way he grips the cup by its base. The way he expertly twisted it while he made an airtight seal with his mouth. He's good.
You can tell he’s had a lot of practice
Ah yes my lord ,truly
...thats what she said( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@123therealoneog8but not at drinking wine
He’s definitely been picking something besides grapes in the vineyard when nobody was looking.😂
The guy w the black suit on by the glass blower , is like bruh did you see that dude Blow The Glass???😂😂😂❤
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Meanwhile, somebody's daughter...
Dave portnoy at the wine tasting. One sip everyone knows the rules
Hahahahahaha class
Nice.. at first it looked just like him . Classic
7.6.
Hilarious for sure, but I don't think Dave deserves that!😂😂😂
😂
Had to watch this 6 times.Each time the man in the background got funnier😂
I read this comment and was thinking "what is this guy talking about"
I look up for one second, back at the video
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I erupted in laughter
Was I the only one expecting the glass to break in the dummies mouth..? 😂
The head game is strong with this one.
Her: It’s my first time
Also Her:
That got me
Gross….
@@britwhit5171it’s a joke
@@MesserschmittReaver gross joke
Sexist and weird
this is almost like a scene from a movie, the worried guy in the background is amazing
I’ve seen so many of these movies. I usually only get this far before I’m done though.
That's not worry, that's disdain.
He’s not worries he is high on coca
The five rules of wine tasting:- see, swirl, sniff, sip, savor.
This guy:- Dislocates jaw and deep throats the wine glass 😂
The guy next to him looking dapper
Don’t try this at home, that glass could’ve easily broken into his throat.
It's see through steel, dyor
Dave portnoy
Yeah, I don't like it when people play around woth glass. Wine glasses can break so easily and the pressure from his mouth is a great way to do that.
Adds body, mixes the tannings
@@johnryan6456He definitely does look like him, doesn't he?!
Guy next to him was like wtf lol
His eyes got wide as sh.. lol
When the water met its owner, his face turned red.😊😊
"You're supposed to spit it out, but no way, jose, am i spitting this out. This stuff tastes like fruit."
Her- "it's my first time."
Also her-
youre not funny
This comment is "DEEPER" than it looks
Him*
It's a him for me
And I don't mean the gender of the man in the video
@@Shaytan.666 EXACTLY!
The wine popping back up into the glass when he swallows is crazy
The most elegant part
@@lucaslucero6460exactly! It takes skill
"Waiter, could I get a straw pls?"
The guys in the back realized even though they have been with the company longer they will never make as much as this guy!😂😂
...when your gay friend tries to show you a "bar trick".
🎯
men of culture we meet again
Gay yankee
😂😂😂
Underrated comment
Bro in the back was terrified
❄️ ❄️ ❄️
You can tell the bearded guy next to him, began thinking about weird things real quick
Gesto muito educado e refinado. Parabéns.
Dave Portnoy moved on from pizza reviews I see
I thought it was him at first
Yo I said the same shit. 😂
It does look like him a little but it's a different guy
Same haha
They're who I thought it was lol
Netflix: “are you still watching?”
Somebody’s daughter:
White shirt man: please dont do it. Please dont do it. Oh no. Now i am gonna pretend that he is not with me.
Him: your looking at an expert of how to go home early on partys. Make small talk to bring somthing up for later. Take a picture for standing out. I dont mean to brag, but on new years eve i was home by 9pm. 🍻
Legend says his training partner was a horse
😂
I think the guy in the white shirt wants to be his next partner 😮
😂
Bruh......😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He’s lucky that glass didn’t shatter and rip his mouth apart
That one person who who always sees the worst in any situation #pessimist
@@dano8012I was thinking exactly the same thing ...just saw a smashed mouth😂
I didn't understand the problem until I realized it wasn't Dave Portnoy.
That pretty talented and the glass didn’t break
Looks like he’s getting ready for that promotion
YES! Thank you for also getting it.
😂😂😂😂😂
Gets a date whit an elephant 🐘 just practicing 😂
Lmfao
Bit of gwak gwak 😂
This guy would be super popular in prison
Ayo chill
Finally. Someone else was thinking this. Not the prison part. Public people can do this too.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤦🏻♂️
🤨
Bro is watching so intensely, just thinking about what that mouth could do 👀
I thought this was barstool sports at first. One gulp...everybody knows the rules. 😂
After oxygenating it I got hints of floral, earthy almost Malbec new world tones…maybe some black currants and possible vomit. Also I tasted wine in the back of my throat as a finish.
The guy in the background was like wth 💀
He is booted and zooted too 😭
More like wtf 🤣
Dude probably got a hardon😂😢😂
Now THAT’S table manners
That glass needs some Covid-19 level sanitization with poeple all around it in white PPE suits spraying it like there's no tomorrow
How to say "I'm gay" without actually saying it. Genius
I'm not sure if that says he's gay....or you're gay? Or am I gay? Watching this video is making me lightheaded.....
@@davidpeacock8276
Lightheadedness can be a sign of attraction.
So yes, it is you, that is gay.
@@Crazy_2100 ay yo we smoke mics to the point we lightheaded
@@Crazy_2100 so I’m gay I guess tf
Good for him, good for him 🤷
Bro can't go anywhere else with the squad 🤣🤣
He's not that type of bro
Now you know where the missing wine glasses goes 😂
If you rockin a Cartier Santos on your wrist, you can blow your wine in whatever manner you choose
The men next to him look so embarrassed 😂 hilarious and it looks rather absurd.
Are you sure they weren't blushing?
Sees the place is rife with humorlessness and frivolous rules.
Immediately asserts dominance, and trolls them all at the same time. The man is an alpha
wha?
Sigma
Sigma
Rick Grimes trying to reacclimate into society post apocalypse.
Expert until the glass breaks
The brother in white didn't blink throughout the video.. 😂😂😂😂
He wasn't ready for this 😅😅
Bro knows its gonna give him ptsd but he cannot look away.
Guy in the background-"give me sugar...in water!" 👽
When my siblings says. Can I take a little sip
He consumed the wine sooo elegantly❎ Elephantly✅
I’ll try this next time I eat at the table with my parent in law.
Make sure you video record it😂😂
Just make sure the glass won't break, test it by tapping it with a knife beforehand.
Do it with whiskey like a boss to impress.
The wine coming back in an out of his mouth was so horrifying... 😭
✌🏻😎🏴Thought I was the only person on earth that drinks wine this way 😂.
"It's every time with this wine glass crap!"
"We are NOT going to dinner with Steve ANYMORE!"
😆🤣😆🤣
This is pretty much what every wine snob looks like to me.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
wait till diddy sees this
This is why I always bring my own glassware
He says it hits faster that way. "Super drunk , super quick!"
"Play Free Bird !"
_"madness is like gravity_
_all it takes is a little push"_
😂 great quote
why so serious
As someone who's on the brink, this quote hits me right in the feels
😂😂
All fun and games until the glass breaks
How to be an idiot in restaurant, award goes to
The more you watch this, the harder you laugh.
True, at the 3rd replay I noticed a tiny raspberry sound which made me lose it
Dave's in the background like what the hell is Bob doing meanwhile Bob's like did you get that video Greg.
Whatever kyle
@@LuisGonzalez-qp1tpyea whatever zachary, ok wutevz dylan, alrite who cares nathan
I thought that was the guy that reviews pizzas
Thankfully, I'll never be this cool.
In all fairness, he probably told his wife he didn’t want to go…now she has to learn the hard way!
The dishwasher must've been like , "Let's throw out this glass".
Dude in red tie looks traumatized
Stil trying to convince his wife his not an alcoholic
The rim of that glass must really stink
Only if you eat unhealthy. Little to no junk food, like candy from the store and what not, in your diet is a world of good for the health of your teeth, gums and for your breath
@@danielnsikanjoshua306 eating healthy food and being a drunk? 😂
@@danielnsikanjoshua306you're so gay
@@sowhat... wine (and other mild alcohol drinks) is good for heart health.
@@placeholdername3907alcohol is literally poison
It's a kind of mix of homosexuality and alcoholism
alcohomism
@@sowhat... 😂
@@protectyaneck8017 updated alternate version with triple meaning. Alcohomiesm. Or alcoholeism. Blame it on the alco-hole. Should probably coin a new term and insert it in the Urban Dictionary:
"Yo bro this chick had that loose alco-hole last night at the party "
Haha absolutely the best comment
And you're proud of that. You're lucky the glass didn't break.
I have tried and succesfully got hospitalized due to glass broken in my mouth😂😂😂