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In the wake of recent college sex scandals, a college basketball program looks into a suspicious-looking assistant coach. Aired 12/03/11
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Y'all remember on 9/11 when the towers went down how Steve Buscemi left Hollywood and went to NY and rejoined his old Firefighting crew and went months rendering aid and didn't tell a soul about it but we still found out? Steve Buscemi is a American National Treasure.
Was a narrator on the 9-11 documentary dust to dust
He worked 12 hour shifts for several days (not months), sifting through the rubble with his FDNY brothers, looking for trapped people and bodies. Anytime someone recognized him he declined all requests for photos; he didn't want any publicity. The guy's a fantastic human being and we ought to recognize that more.
Wow didn't know that just when I couldn't love him more🤗
Wow. National treasure indeed!
Never knew that, that's pretty awesome
Bill Hader's smile is absolutely priceless in this
He is the very definition of wickedness!
in anything you mean
Yeeees, yes, yes, yes
When he said what the association was about I had this gut feeling Bill would just pop out all devious-looking... SNL did NOT disappiont :|
Hello hello hello
Steve Buschemi is the perfect example of a person who knows how they look to other people and made a fantastic career out of it.
I actually read an interview where he said he didn't realise he was ugly until he started acting and people critisized his appearance.
@@danii888 that makes sense, haha. But clearly he leaned into it, and it paid off well for him :)
@@danii888 The amazing movie Living in Oblivion, he wasn't ugly in that. It's the one movie where they haven't typecast him as funny-looking, actually gave him nice hair, and he looked... normal, even some vague shade of good-looking. Peter Dinklage had absolutely hilarious screentime in that, too. You should watch it if you haven't yet.
@@goombapizza6335 also reservoir dogs and desperado, hes just a normal dude in those movies
@@evol6944 Yes,just a normal,creepylooking,ugly dude in those.
Best parts: Bill Hader's creepy smile and "hello hello hello" and seeing Kenan dance to the ridiculous song with Jason Sudeikis snapping his fingers along in the background.
This! Hader's entrance made me burst out laughing in the middle of a quiet office.
"We dont usually undertake cases where there are no witnesses,no evidence and no allegations but then we saw a picture of coach bert..."
Is it the moustache, cause I can shave it
Lolest!!
@ me either. much appreciated
Buscemi had such a wounded look on his face after that comment!
It’s almost like we watched the same video.
"you're clapping for him? don't clap for him!"
his mom helped them!! ha
I think this is just a joke about how Steve Buscemi looks like a total creep, but is a nice guy
@@duganchapell9759 did you copy and paste what Aidan Silber said three months before you? Because it is identical in every way to what Aidan Silber said three months before you. His comment is two comments up from here.
Haha yes, I ALSO saw that part in the video!
@@arsonfly they're both literally quoting the exact line from the video. You can't expect much variation
"We don't usually undertake cases where there are no witnesses, no evidence and no allegations. But then we saw a picture of coach Bert."
Gold! 😂😂😂
Also, I think Mickey Farrell spotted him three blocks away that one night.
🤣🤣🤣
Steve Bushchemi is actually a real life hero. Before 9/11 he was a firefighter for the NYFD. After the towers were attacked, he volunteered his personal time to help the firefighters at ground zero. Everyone claims that he was like he never skipped a beat. He also never asked for any publicity for it. He’s a real inspiration. He’s also very funny.
Plus he's one hell of an actor.
no celebrities would ask for publication for 911
@@rileybobbert6527 You'd be surprised.
@@M0nkiDRufi none of them did
@@CUStudioFilms Try replying to me with what I said with correct spelling and you'll find out. CZcams deletes comments about a certain tragedy if your catch my drift.
"he never molested me, but at times I would have preferred if he had" IM DEADDDD
that is so funny!!!! hahahahaahahahaha --with that music, it is a torture, for sure!
"NOT cool Darius!"
My favorite part too
@Effulgent Ashes If you thought it was too far then it probably wasn't far enough.
It is a great, edgy line and you don't see shit like that on SNL anymore.
Lies again? Ain't nobody ever heard of washing hands with soap?
“District Attorney!” and “My mom helped?!” gets me every time 😂😂
Don't clap for him!
Watched this at least 12 times and his delivery of those two lines is gold
District Attorney?! 😂
yep, everytime hahaha!
Bill Hader coming out in the Members Only jacket and saying he’s happy to be back in a school, is one of the funniest things ever.
IKR 🤣 I was in tears because he actually looked the part😂 lmao
Members Only? How long he been wearing that?
“You’re clapping for him? Don’t clap for him!” Buscemi is awesome.
They obviously didn't know about his undercover persona.
"How do you do, fellow kids?"
30 rock nice
@@RJTheCerealGuy It wasn't until a few days ago I learned that was from a 30 Rock episode.
@@gibustheinfamous I only just found out from this comment
though in another persona he used to go undercover at a high school, he married another teacher.
@@gibustheinfamous its a pet peeve of mine.
Steve Buscemi has the best "What the hell?" and shocked "What?" in Hollywood
What?!😲😧😒
So true!
The reaction when they start to play his demo is likewise praiseworthy.
in an ever changing world coach bert is the one guy who wont let us down or feel us up
"Don't clap for him!" 🤣
Steve Buschemi is such a good sport for agreeing to this! Hell, maybe he even suggested it.
The whole point of Steve buscemi in Hollywood is that he looks like a total creep but is actually a nice guy
@Pol Pot i love that you were arrogant and completely missed the point lmfao
@@dimariobell8499 did you expect civility from a troll with polpot for a name? Dudes obviously a trash person.
He's an actor. It's his job to.
He definitely wrote this sketch
Steve Buscemi one of the most underrated actors glad he is kicking it in Boardwalk
Hugh Rocks do you know what underrated means? It means that someone can be a seriously good but that he/she doesn't recieve the recognition he deserves. And yes Steve is awesome in reservoir dogs, but perhaps he didn't get to hear it enough.
Agree completely bud was also gonna add a very underrated comic actor,he should do more than the occasional Sandler movie cameo
+JOSE LOPEZ HE SHOWED UP AS FIREMAN AT HIS OLD JOB WHEN THERE WAS THE TERRORIST ATTACK TO HELP AND DID 12 HOUR SHIFT......he just showed up, oh and he survived a knife to the throat attack
That's the same thing I always said. Thank you!
jose i feel the same about steve buscemi m8 in every role they give him even if is 1 min role always always buscemi give this role a character and that for 1 min roles !!! is not something everyone can do
Steve is just so perfect for this role. His first reaction is the best.
The irony is that Steve buscemi is like the nicest people about. He helped out during 9/11 and told nobody about it. Hero and a funny sketch!
You're saying he's a terrorist?
the irony???
bro....its a sketch, there is no irony
The helplessness played by Buscemi is gold!
Lol poor Steve Buscemi. It’s just like in Fargo:
“He was a funny looking guy”
“Funny in what way?”
“Oooo you know, just funny looking”
"....more than most people even!" LOL
@Stuart Haas watch Boardwalk Empire
@@hopemccubbin8661 Hahaha such a good script.
"And he was uncircumcised"
For those who don't know, this is an exact quote of dialogue from the screenplay of the movie Fargo, in which this guy was one of the antagonists.
Jason Sudeikis and Bill Hader are brilliant... they both nailed their roles perfectly.
I started to cry when he holds up the flyer and the only answers are yes and maybe. Fucking classic! 😂😂😂
is it necessary for the outro music to be 500 decibels higher than the audio in the sketch
It is not! NOT!!! necessary. Creams my corn every time! But then again, the sketches are brilliant, so I'm gonna go with it.
@@BlackAdder665 Mmmm...creamed corn
@@funkeediscotekYeah, I should've phrased that differently. :-D
Yes.
I liked it. The creamed corn, that is.
"He never molested anyone...and he never washed his hands-YOU DISGUST ME!"
" I use Purell !!! " ... " LIAR !! " loll
Is that what you do in comments....just repeat the same thing we already heard in the video? Jesus... its almost like you are proud of yourself for understanding the joke and have to repeat it because you think everyone is as dumb as you and didnt get it.
@@avidadolares No, pretty sure I was just stating my favorite line of the sketch, as most people tend to do. Not sure how you get to thinking it has anything to do with a "In case everyone didn't get it" mindset.
And if it bothers you that much, you could easily use the block user option, like I'm about to do with you. But you go right into attacking people instead, wonder why that is?
Jesus, it's almost like you're a raging and trolling lunatic that gets off on being overly confrontational with strangers enjoying a simple SNL sketch because you are clearly lonely, desperate for attention, and somehow personally inconvenienced over a youtube comment. Get help, and a life.
@@charlesdansereau-menard3347 Keenan was furious! lol best part in the sketch.
@@avidadolares Really dude? Clearly when people post a quote it's because its the line they found funniest & they would like to relive it in some small way.
Underrated. Honestly one of the best sketches of all time.
I like that the implicit premise in this sketch is that everyone at that university were convinced he was a sexual predator, but only acted on it to get ahead of a scandal they thought they might break in the wake of Penn State.
The explicit premise is that we are judged by what we look like not what we do. Like John Humphreys being approached by mum's in a park because he was a middle aged man on his own... therefore, a paedophile.
yes, and instead of taking the prompt to actually reflect and investigate properly, they just profiled and targeted one guy
Where did you get that lol? The premise is that Steve buscemi is odd looking so everyone assumed he was a pedophile
@@johnr797 That is the explicit premise, but think about it. Everyone is convinced he is a pedophile just by looking at him, right? He is not a new coach, right? So that means he was there for years and everyone thought he was a molester and no one even looked into it UNTIL the Penn State incident, hence implicit premise. The original poster is completely right.
Itwas Jerry Sanduski
"...let me start by saying it's great to be back in school..." My God! Bill Hader spot on as President of NAMBLA!
That smile!
He looks nothing like Marlon Brando!
Is no one gonna comment on the classic Members Only jacket? To me he looks like Dwight Schrute in this clip
Holy shit Hader as the spokesman for NAMBLA is f'cking great.
I stg
yes yes yes
Yeah dude, I fucking died laughing when he entered. 😂😂
The deep voice made it better
The best, the absolute best
Keenan's reaction to him not washing his hands hits different now.
Why ?
Because they scared you into submission with their Purposely Leaked Virus and Propoganda
Why?
why
Tell me you have a bad hygiene without telling me you have a bad hygiene.
Sam Durham It's like they all forgot about the 'Vid, huh
His only crime is not washing his hands.
I think this is just a joke about how Steve Buscemi looks like a total creep, but is a nice guy
Aidan Silber looks kind of like don knotts
A nice guy Steve is.
Sad to hear about Steve's wife passing away, they were married a long time.
Nailed it
It almost seems superfluous, since that's how Ghost World went down.
The options on the flyer "Yes / Maybe" doesn't even have a no 🤣🤣🤣
We need an extended version of the Bert-Man song
“ then we saw a picture of coach Bert!”
I died….
“WHAT THE HELL, LARRY? I’M SITTING RIGHT HERE!!!”
Epic line for sure
“He’s antisocial, still lives with his mom”
I feel attacked
Lmao Loser!
Haha antisocial be getting attacked a lot
if someone lives with their Mom, wouldn't that reduce the odds of bringing home anyone without the Mom knowing about it and therefore actually being safer for guests to visit? Statistically, most victims of molestation are victimized by their parents not the neighbors, uncle/aunt, teacher, or people actually on the sex offender list surprisingly. I taught children for 10 years and on my first day of teaching, I had 6 kids tell me they were being molested by their parents, 2 of them by the parents (mothers and fathers) who picked them up each time. I reported every time the issue was brought up and nothing changed. As long as your parent you have a 50% chance of getting away with it, so they do. And because many adults are parents worldwide, they take each other side like gang members putting the blame on single people and even governments just have CPS take the kids away for like 2 weeks and bring the kids back. I watched that happen in the hood for 20 years, it's amazing. so much worse than Dateline NBC. you wanna protect kids? Go after the parents. The news media won't touch it because most of their ratings depend on parents watching their programs. Even the police and FBI are slow to react or not at all because it's parents who make good money and whose taxes pay for their programs. That is the real mafia of sex abuse and no one cares. So instead we worry about Weinsten and sex abuse island and random rich people taking advantage of people, but not sex traffcifing victims worldwide that are sold into slavery by their parents to people involved in that crime syndicate who are also parents. Do I really have to explain this to people? Come on.
Geez, the shots being fired......Spicy!
@@nightstar3765 atleast he isn't gay lol
Steve Buscemi’s “what?!” always makes me laugh no matter what 😂😂
Coach Lasso and Nikita Khrushchev. The combo I never thought I needed 😮
As soon as they named NAMBLA's president, I was thinking, probably Bill Hader will show up.. And bam!
"If we put a mustache on Jason Sudeikis, do you think we could expand this sketch into an entire series?"
Member's Only Jacket and all.
"They were definitely finished" was said with such reality its low key funny af.
Jason Sudekis almost lost it at 5:39 but was able to immediately collect himself and continue the sketch without cracking a smile, that's what great actors do and i think that chuckle made the whole video more realistic since it would be a natural reaction from everybody in that situation. Great stuff
one of the best skits on SNL ever, I come back and watch this every few months
Bert is an asexual icon
He is !! 😂😆🤣
not the best look but just living life 😌
Love this so much
Asex*
You know, that makes too much sense.
Is there a full version of that "million friends" song? Asking for a... friend.
Which friend, Brett Favre or Chewbacca?
I was just going to ask, too-I would listen to the whole thing if it exists, ha ha! 😂
Keenan would probably know
Chewcaca, is that you?
You'd be better off just listening to The Showdown of ultimate destiny.
I love everything Steve Buschemi has been in. An amazing actor. He's made me cry and also made me laugh until I cried lol
Same I'm a huge admirer of his work!
"What can I say...it's great to be back in school" 😂
I love sketches like these, where everyone featured is absolutely brilliant.
don't you mean white? racist
you need to get your eyes checked
Actually my top 3 sketches
I love sketches like these where they have people in it and they have some dialogue and a running gag.
@@nonemongo Nobody was fucking racist other than you, equating brilliant to being white..
Buscemi stays in character the entire time. Great acting! Plus Hader was creepy as he can be. Funny!
I am equally impressed by Buscemi and Hader. And a littl.e extra impressed that someone as attractive as Hader can make me want to crawl out of my own skin just to get away.
This is a perfect sketch. It doesn't lag at all... it finds new ways to be funny.
Buscemi graduated from my high school - but sadly about ten years before me. He's one of those actors where you don't remember where you first saw him but you never forget him. Hope we get to see him in a ton more roles.
Steve Buscemi just has a great ability to make me laugh. His subtle and strong reactions always kill me. I want to be Bertmans friend. This was odd the charts funny. Yes Steve Buscemi is an awesome human! Rock on Steve
Yes and Steve loves my Turkey czcams.com/video/0HAb4z01htU/video.html.
Buscemi reminds me of Ned Flanders here.
GangstaGranksta lol he does doesn't he.
"reminds" ? It IS Flanders.
hahaha..he diddly does 😂
Holy fuck so true
hahahahahaha yup
Normally we don’t investigate cases that have no witnesses or evidence of any kind but after seeing a picture of coach Bert we jumped into action right away😂😂😂
One of 20 or 30 perfect SNL sketches that I watch over and over. Everybody kills it.
what are some
of your other favorites?
@@ilikeearinfections "Gemma & Ricky" "Deep Quote Game Night" "Office Flirt" "Guess that Phrase" " Cobras & Panthers" "Corporate Retreat" "Sally O'Malley" (at the strip club) and all "Celebrity Jeopardy" sendups.
I'm with you on this, so let's "start the healing process."
All written by the same genius no doubt!
"district attorney?!" always cracks me up
this is one of the best written, well executed, and funniest sketches from snl. timing is perfect, characters are hilarious, backstory supports the theme so well. Just perfection.
Yes!!! Exactly, where did the clever writing go?
👍
I don't agree. He doesn't wash his hands. Nog sure why that bit was necessary. Makes me less sympathetic towards Bert.
@@Nebol You know what they say if you lie then you'll steal and if you don't wash your hands then you probably double dip!
brutal
"we don't usually undertake investigations where there are no witnesses, no evidence, and no allegations but then we saw a picture of coach bert." lmao
One of the best skits on SNL. Steve B is funny as hell
It's a shame that a lot people would miss this brilliant sketch in a depths of youtube.
I have ignored it for so long. I shouldn't have. This is funny af
Big SNL fan, but this is the first time that it’s ever been recommended & I’m sure glad that it was
Or stay ignorant and ride the SNL trash bandwagon
I want to learn more about this Bert-Man character. Sounds like a nice guy.
And he has a lot of friends.
He doesn't have time for you he has a million friends
The best part about this is that Steve Buscemi picked this sketch 😂 The hosts decide who's ideas they want to run with, which makes this so much better. What a good sport and truly funny person!
This Ted Lasso prequel looks lit.
Simpleton
i felt so bad for steve the entire time haha
Hands down the best sketch
Offensively inaccurate
idk why, but the first "what" absolutely killed me
Hysterical 😂
what the hell,Larry, i'm sitting right here 😂
Because it’s Buscemi and he’s great 👍 😁
I love Jason Sudeikis. Such an underrated actor.
+Jemster He has a lot of clips here on youtube. Everyone of them is awesome.
Yes, that he didnt break after first sentence is already awesome.
Not really,He's a legend
He is an absolute genius on SNL, but not so much in his movies... not sure why.
I loved him in the "What's up with That?" sketches
I loved that first reaction from Steve, absolute legend. Love that guy
I’ve watched this sketch more than I’d ever admit 😂🤣😂
I like how nobody bothers to answer him the whole time
Who needs evidence or facts when we have people's feelings?..
I just feel bad for Coach Bert.
When he said,"Oh man," my heart melted
Steve's face when Keenan yells "LiiiIyyAAHH" 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂pure comedy genius
This Coach Bert skit touched me in special places 😍
The fact that this sketch happened, shows how much of a good sport Buscemi is.
Steven seagull would have knocked this out da bears
When he said, "it feels so good to be back in a school". I died
Everybody’s jokes are great and all but it’s Steve’s well timed and perfect reactions that backbone this skit
5:37 Jason almost breaking at a simple picture of Steve Buscemi LOL
Imagining Steve Buschemi in the studio recording that wee song pleases me greatly! ☺
“He’s a genius with the xs and os but a total zero at human interaction” lol
P.S there was a guy snapping his fingers to that demo!!
Sounds like Belicick to me.
That was Jason’s character snapping his fingers..
This is one of the best skits by snl. Had me rolling
Hader embraces the type cast curse and makes it his own with every performance he does. Brilliant.
Bill Hader steals every sketch he is in. Every single 1
I feel so bad cuz Steve is playing such a genuinely innocent and sweet guy 🥺
this is definitely one of SNL's top 5. it is brilliant. JS had to keep chewing gum to not burst out laughing.
Keenan bopping along to the demo is an excellent touch.
Steve Buscemi’s expressions here are priceless 😂😂
This is a Gem hidden in the depths of CZcams. As always, Bill Hader's exceptional here.
There's nearly 4 million views
SNL is not the “depths” of anything.
Bill Hader in anything!!
So THIS is where Ted Lasso coached before he was at Richmond FC.
Hader fearless and hilarious as always.
Bill Hader is a comedy genius! :D Love that dude! :D
One of the best SNL-sketches I've seen...
“Yes” & “maybe” lol😂
When you hear "north american boy love association" and you know it's going to be Bill Hader XD
Kate an Bill. They can do no wrong. My 2 favorites and I've been watching since the 80s.
This is actually Jason Sudeikis's audition for Ted Lasso
The two options on those flyers made me lose it :P
I had a job in NYC a while back that required i talk to people about personal things (nothing like deeply personal, but things u normally wouldn't discuss with a stranger) and had the pleasure of meeting and talking to steve buscemi for about 15 min. He was just a normal, polite, and down to earth person.
Normally, when we got celebrities we would bring them in through the back and talk in private. But he didn't tell anyone who he was or expect special treatment. He just sat and waited his turn with a ball cap pulled down low to hide his face some. Since he was trying to lay low i didn't want to make a big deal so just said i was a big fan (which i really was/am) before i got down to business, and he sincerely thanked me and thanked me again (making sure to get my name right) when we were done. He's just a cool dude; someone i'd like to have a few beers with
This was sooo funny! Steve B can definitely make some drastic facial expressions! Hilarious!
Even if it's just a sketch and he got acquitted, I still feel kinda sorry for Bert 😟
I've watched this 20 times. It's in my top 10 fave SNL skits ever.