Love Triangles (Adieu to Hypoten-You)

When you get broken up with by an unhinged math major (or you ARE the unhinged math major??) open.spotify.com/album/6Hhza4...
The full version was demanded of this sound (www.tiktok.com/@schmoyoho/vid..., so Sarah SWOOPED in and made it heavenly. Lyrics-
I know that a² + b² = c²
but I'm afraid you² + me² ≠ we²
you took the us out of Pythagoras [paɪˈθæɡ.əɹ.əs]
so I turned 90° and walked away
I had to say
adieu to hypoten-you
I've forgotten you
we were one whole polygon
but we got chopped in two
goodbye to the function of u + i
you were my cosine
but love triangles never work
there's one too many sides
love triangles never wooooooork
I know that π's digits are never-ending
but you and I hit our limit, let's stop pretending
you never let us be equilateral
I was always secant, so I walked away
I had to say
chorus
love triangles never wooooooork
someone always ends up hurt
we'll never be like what we were
(x2)
(tender ending)
adieu to hypotenuse *insert bevy of crying emojis*

[@gregorybrothers]

please play this for your math teacher / classmate and film their reaction of GLEE or DISGUST 🫡
open.spotify.com/album/6Hhza4xmaymqXoPSEnlNBB?si=gkAGgb9hR3irb026t70Iew

[@Weaklytune]

I wish i had a math teacher to show this to LMAO

[@ShadowcasterZero]

I'm pretty sure my math teacher is 108 and would be very confused if I sent him this.

[@MathNerd1729]

It's nice seeing this song I heard from TikTok blossom into a full song! :)

[@michaelnavarro964]

My love for this song is like π. Irrational and never-ending.

[@gregorybrothers]

and always-giving, having given math students across the world dessert every march

[@a.harvey7331]

Why was the obtuse triangle always upset?....... Because it’s never right.

[@gregorybrothers]

DAD???

[@schmoyoho]

only one of these triangles also cries triangles, they are clearly the champion 🏆

[@Schneb77]

I was shocked on a moral level when I caught the object of my affection in bed with someone unlike me in every way. I said “My opposite on hypoten-you - that’s Sin” (Like most trigonometric and geometric problems, this joke took too long to construct and isn’t good)

[@gregorybrothers]

feeling your pain-at recess when i told the bully that the circumference of his mom was 2 x π x infinity i did NOT become the king of the schoolyard

[@bhaskr.]

@@gregorybrothers lmao

[@Weaklytune]

Rip triangles

[@gregorybrothers]

they had a good run, time for some biangles

[@KitsyX]

Possibly one of the best geometry love related songs of the last few days!

[@Ronariverah]

This has to compete with "the math of Love triangles " I have loved thatbine for ages. This one has extra math so maybe be the winner.

[@TheMagicat]

Of the last few days dang

[@caggc]

The world doesn’t make sense anymore. This is one of the best songs of the year. Why do few views?! Cheers to you as you continue to make brilliant art.

[@cappella264]

Why is a song about triangles so good

[@chronic_daydreamer]

How do you guys consistently write such great melodies and lyrics? Crazy.

[@launches942]

this is where all those math drawings in the classroom come from

[@Hansengineering]

The punny applicability of mathematical functions is impressive.

[@ShadowcasterZero]

The song needs an intro. Maybe a intro to the story verse? How did these triangles meet? How did they fall in love? Was the 3rd triangle always there?

[@funfings842]

Yes pleaaseeee i need this

[@0ned]

My New Favorite!!!!!!
Just kidding
I still love Mike Change Your Ways best

[@nathangozzi2894]

Wish all triangles could be happy

[@ShadowcasterZero]

We are all triangles.

[@GorgoReptilicus]

I love this nerdy description of heartbreak 💔

[@nobody2128]

When the smart kid goes through a break up

[@MohammedKhal1d]

This made a big smile on my face and there not that many song that made me smile like this, you made my whole life
Knew you from mark and you are awesome
BTW I really didn't understand the "Hypoten-You" can anyone please explain to me thank you

[@SoleaGalilei]

The hypotenuse is the longest side of a right triangle. So it's just a pun. :)

[@MohammedKhal1d]

@@SoleaGalilei oh!
Thank you

[@FanOfMostEverything]

A painful yet beautiful counterpoint to Finite Simple Group (of Order Two.)

[@Ronariverah]

I have been playing this song on a loop.

[@DreamyyArt]

The math teacher gets divorced

[@Iisflammablewaterandioop]

I found this while looking for vihart on spotify- i love this song so much❤❤❤
:D

[@sabersight908]

i love this, amazing idea having a song with math equations to make it a love song xD

[@RJTheBikeGuy]

OMG! I love this song!!!!

[@gregorybrothers]

🙏😭🙏

[@Hbirdo]

#TMBGB “Here comes math” < > #TMBG “Here comes science”
(Nice meeting you EG w Fisch at Sharples 5/30!)

[@roberthalperin114]

Math Music 😂
Catchy and clever. Under 2 minutes. Very well done.

[@CRAZY_CALLIE]

"Chrissy wake up! I don't like this! Chrissy wake uuuppppppp!!!!!!!Hey hello?,Time to wake up time to wake up can you hear me wake up chrissyyyyyy. I don't like this chrissy wake up!AJSHHEGWHSDHAHDHEHDH"

[@LynneSkysong]

It's so catchy, even if me, the husband, and the wife disagree with the conclusion 😆

[@WalkingTrashcan]

Dammit! Now I have to brush up on my maths to understand all the lyrics. The lyrics I did understand were top notch though.

[@theburger_king]

How did he memorize all those digits of pie and write them in order without stopping

[@funfings842]

I LOVE THIS SONG I LOVE THIS SONG I LOVE IT

[@yomomma6633]

OH MY GOD YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS YES

[@charmainede-bell8763]

Another banger!

[@gracie_cat]

another certified pre-owned banger *slow clap*

[@magic8ball237]

Alright this was amazing.

[@solanum5709]

C'est trop bien mais trop court parce que c'est trop bien
(Why did i write this in French ? I dunno but 👋 Andrew !)

[@tenns]

c'est parce qu'il dit adieu?

[@insunatic5062]

Hi. Wow. Good job.

[@planemod8399]

CHRISSY WAKE UP!!!

[@AnimalFreakGamer30]

This Definitely”WILL”,Help AnyOne,With”Algebra”,For Sure!!✏️📓📱☺️👍🏼

[@DreamyyArt]

Hello grade 6 student who is struggling in algebra here
This is geometry

[@chrisyoung5363]

Props to the Adderal. :)

[@funfings842]

THERES A MUSIC VIDEO IM SO HAPPY

[@dannydanny9875]

Quick Maths

[@Mynameishassan0]

That secant joke was funny

[@sebastianthor546]

Wait, this isn't ViHart.

[@ProbusMihraban]

Why 😭

[@gregorybrothers]

because why = mx + b

[@ProbusMihraban]

@@gregorybrothers i'm an asexual and was never in a relationship ,but this brought to me to tears

[@harptastic]

@@gregorybrothers HOW DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST RESPONSES 😭

[@micahisnotacar5903]

ah the smart kid's favourite song

[@harptastic]

as much as i hate math this song makes me hate it a little bit less

[@gregorybrothers]

so you didn't turn 90° twice?? honored 🙏😭

[@DreamyyArt]

I watched both XFOHV and this song
Though my hate for math is π
This song and that animation made math a little bit more simplified :)

[@illuminati1866]

I know that~
*39 buried*
*0 found*

[@waterbuffaloaf2530]

Ow.

[@XCimme94]

love triangles do work, if you turn the polygon into a polycue

[@PrestonC3po]

Just found this and it came out the day after my girlfriend broke up with me

[@gustavrepa7109]

Hi

[@djamtz]

This doesn't seem pointless

[@briggetsmith]

Please do a remix to Senator Matt Gaetz calling out Hunter Biden about having a copy of his laptop. It sounds so close to the bedroom intruder sound. I laughed so hard when I linked it in my head.

[@Groovemonkey-pd4ht]

Haram anime fans shacking and crying rn fr 😂

[@DreamyyArt]

I literally searched for battle for bfdi

[@neptunite5973]

this is the opposite of that NSP math love song

[@The_mg]

since :
you= cos x and
me=secant x
it was never meant to be.

[@Bons580]

Hello

[@gregorybrothers]

ahoy-hoy (the alleged original telephone greeting)

[@ShadowcasterZero]

Is it me you're looking for?