Funniest Yearbook Quotes of All Time

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  • @kaysav9006
    @kaysav9006 Před 4 lety +6461

    “Y u no doctor yet”
    -Dad

  • @jazy7186
    @jazy7186 Před 5 lety +8303

    Carlos Carlos should've said "names so nice u say it twice"

  • @Yeeyeeuni66
    @Yeeyeeuni66 Před rokem +1176

    As an Asian person, the "why you no doctor yet?" HIT LMAO

  • @bunnyinpink7705
    @bunnyinpink7705 Před rokem +535

    “No, Voldemort is not In my head-wrap” got me 😂

  • @Strawbeelove
    @Strawbeelove Před 3 lety +3532

    "My name is Carlos."
    "Last name?"
    "Carlos"

    • @pirateofthepacific9687
      @pirateofthepacific9687 Před 3 lety +154

      Well then what’s your first name?
      Carlos

    • @stillchill2865
      @stillchill2865 Před 3 lety +11

      @@pirateofthepacific9687 HAHAHAHAA

    • @Erick23679
      @Erick23679 Před 3 lety +6

      @@pirateofthepacific9687 carlos

    • @heartcheng4838
      @heartcheng4838 Před 3 lety +16

      And your boyfriend ‘s name is
      Nekkos .
      (Gasp)

    • @10zin9
      @10zin9 Před 3 lety +11

      @@heartcheng4838 "N-no no, you misunderstand! I thought you meant best friend not boyfriend- Nekkos is my, BEST friend"

  • @isisscott4653
    @isisscott4653 Před 4 lety +2023

    Since my name is Isis naturallyyy I made my quote "No I'm not a terrorist". Till this day I'm shocked the school didn't reject it😂

    • @salle6307
      @salle6307 Před 4 lety +79

      I knew some people that had simmilar names. It was really messed up for them because every social network shut down any account they make. To solve that, they had to send some personal documents, make interviews and so on to prove their name.

    • @isisscott4653
      @isisscott4653 Před 4 lety +119

      @@salle6307 Its really not fair to people like us because its our birth name. Its not like we asked a terrorist group to come along and make our name sound bad lol. Im always gonna be proud of my name though.

    • @HariKumar-sr5vf
      @HariKumar-sr5vf Před 4 lety +59

      It's sad that everyone only identifies the name isis with the terrorist group and not the goddess

    • @isisscott4653
      @isisscott4653 Před 4 lety +58

      @@HariKumar-sr5vf It really is sad. Back in middle school we would watch the news every morning so they would obviously broadcast updates on ISIS and all my classmates had the nerve to turn around an stare at me like I did something 😂

    • @pastellites2064
      @pastellites2064 Před 4 lety +46

      Tbh Isis is a beautiful name, but that is really unfortunate.

  • @dcw127
    @dcw127 Před rokem +875

    "I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn't raise them"
    As someone who is adopted I find this hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @marcusulpiustraianus6096
    @marcusulpiustraianus6096 Před rokem +123

    "Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning" Conner Hart 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @conniegrubb8904
      @conniegrubb8904 Před rokem

      does this mean #1 is getting out of bed or does it mean 8==o

  • @kye8335
    @kye8335 Před 3 lety +5299

    "No, I did not have a farm"
    - Joe McDonald

  • @statuerangecgsttvm6929
    @statuerangecgsttvm6929 Před 3 lety +3218

    *"morgan is my girlfriend."*
    - _nobody_ *_LEGENDARY AF_*

  • @lyku1812
    @lyku1812 Před rokem +479

    "I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic" got me dying🤣🤣🤣

  • @TJDW
    @TJDW Před rokem +203

    “I had to put my grades up for adoption, because I couldn’t raise them”
    LMFAO

  • @ItachiUchiha-bi4if
    @ItachiUchiha-bi4if Před 3 lety +6945

    "Cheaters don't win, but I just graduated."
    This is the masterpiece!😂

  • @okko1475
    @okko1475 Před 4 lety +2213

    "don't give up on your dreams, keep sleeping"

  • @moonlightstaystray
    @moonlightstaystray Před rokem +143

    "I started highschool with straight A's now I'm not even straight anymore" is the best 😂

  • @vlogsby_mimii
    @vlogsby_mimii Před rokem +66

    "I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic."
    Now..That's dark humor 💀

  • @radiotelevision2371
    @radiotelevision2371 Před 3 lety +4592

    Mine was “I wasn’t shy, I just thought you all were annoying”

    • @person.165
      @person.165 Před 3 lety +21

      @Stev Da Great Thank you

    • @igo___
      @igo___ Před 3 lety +44

      @@person.165 ILikeYourName

    • @person.165
      @person.165 Před 3 lety +30

      @@igo___ Thank you personally I think its very creative

    • @igo___
      @igo___ Před 3 lety +11

      @@person.165 It is creative

    • @qistinaqaisara8449
      @qistinaqaisara8449 Před 3 lety +13

      pfft yess i agree with that one

  • @jose_475
    @jose_475 Před 4 lety +2105

    13:50
    Jessica Lee: *"Fluorine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur germanium thulium oxygen neon ytrium."*
    Flurorine: *F*
    Uranium: *U*
    Carbon: *C*
    Potassium: *K*
    Bismuth: *Bi*
    Technetium: *Tc*
    Helium: *He*
    Sulfur: *S*
    Germanium: *Ge*
    Thulium: *Tm*
    Oxygen: *O*
    Neon: *Ne*
    Ytrium: *Y*
    Message: *"FUCK BiTcHeS GeT mONeY."*

  • @gregoryjoy5399
    @gregoryjoy5399 Před rokem +21

    Joe Mcdonald-"No,I don't have a farm."
    I'M DEAD🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @Ronaldoreactstovids
    @Ronaldoreactstovids Před rokem +111

    “I cheated on all my exams”
    True motivational and inspirational quote thats based on true events 🗿

  • @mrchillbanana9251
    @mrchillbanana9251 Před 4 lety +14864

    "I got kicked out of hogwarts for using black magic"
    That hit hard

  • @leja9380
    @leja9380 Před 5 lety +4020

    *"If you like water, you already like 72% of me"* died 😂😂

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson Před 5 lety +25

      Reminds me of Star Lord's math in Infinity War...

    • @3loveseeker373
      @3loveseeker373 Před 4 lety +15

      Damn that’s creepy I saw the quote and your comment at the same time...

    • @marohadd
      @marohadd Před 4 lety +2

      omg I was reading comments while watching the video, I looked up and it was the photo you quoted..

    • @nishit41
      @nishit41 Před 4 lety

      Daammnnn Daniel

    • @klikklock
      @klikklock Před 4 lety +1

      1000th Like! 😂😂 These Guys have a good sense of humour.

  • @swaziland4453
    @swaziland4453 Před rokem +31

    "was released from his 4 years sentence" was hard 🤣💯

  • @JAN3XXX
    @JAN3XXX Před rokem +71

    ''No, I did not have a farm." - Joe McDonald
    😭😭😭

  • @Skarz
    @Skarz Před 4 lety +8913

    Here’s one:
    What do you call a Mexican who’s lost their car?
    *Carlos Carlos*

    • @soss17beatz87
      @soss17beatz87 Před 4 lety +156

      Haha underrated before you know it your gonna have 2 k likes

    • @marcuslalnunsanga7578
      @marcuslalnunsanga7578 Před 4 lety +58

      Damn your comment gonna get a lot of likes so ill use this opportunity to tell everyone to subscribe to me lol
      Lol not really because y'all hate self advertising but seriously do it for me

    • @sodan7860
      @sodan7860 Před 4 lety +7

      you didn’t even make it to 100

    • @aa-nd1fk
      @aa-nd1fk Před 4 lety +7

      Skarz or maybe it’s because your comment isn’t even as funny as everyone’s saying it is

    • @ramirogarcia1967
      @ramirogarcia1967 Před 4 lety +1

      Haha haha!!!!

  • @thatcanadian3240
    @thatcanadian3240 Před 3 lety +4781

    “if idiots could fly, this place would be an airport”
    that is so true

    • @kanishk7214
      @kanishk7214 Před 3 lety +40

      If idiots could fly then why would they need airport, smart people would be the one who need airport

    • @thatcanadian3240
      @thatcanadian3240 Před 3 lety +40

      @@kanishk7214 i don’t think you got the joke

    • @kanishk7214
      @kanishk7214 Před 3 lety +3

      @@thatcanadian3240 please explain

    • @thatcanadian3240
      @thatcanadian3240 Před 3 lety +32

      @@kanishk7214 he is saying that everybody in that school is an idiot because if idiots could fly well that would be an airport but yes you do have a good point

    • @sheeky2310
      @sheeky2310 Před 3 lety +5

      Im stealing that as my ybq (ybq=Year Book Quote, i just made that up Lol)

  • @BrysonYinglingUKR
    @BrysonYinglingUKR Před rokem +85

    "Of course I dress well, I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing" had me dying laughing. Fucking legendary!!!!

  • @johnchristianramos4950
    @johnchristianramos4950 Před 3 lety +6833

    "I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn't raise them" is the best one

    • @zmetroplayz2456
      @zmetroplayz2456 Před 3 lety +50

      Dangggggggggggg that one good

    • @grace_lmy
      @grace_lmy Před 3 lety +38

      thats one of my favourites too
      another one is at 5:03

    • @Derosia27
      @Derosia27 Před 3 lety +6

      @@grace_lmy jacobs or hunters?

    • @grace_lmy
      @grace_lmy Před 3 lety +5

      @@Derosia27 jacobs

    • @lly_09
      @lly_09 Před 3 lety +24

      'If you like water, you already like 72% of me' is pretty dope

  • @deletedchannel9378
    @deletedchannel9378 Před 4 lety +29708

    I love how 99% of these are just people roasting themselves

    • @astralblob
      @astralblob Před 4 lety +166

      MidnightSnek or their look

    • @reversevideos3694
      @reversevideos3694 Před 4 lety +64

      Haha yea

    • @jameskun8374
      @jameskun8374 Před 4 lety +140

      This is not real. It's other people's memes, where they write yearbook quotes for others based on their pictures. Thought that was obvious.

    • @joryc4018
      @joryc4018 Před 4 lety +56

      They did not roast themselves,the student that owns the yearbook got to pick their quotes

    • @joryc4018
      @joryc4018 Před 4 lety +24

      They did not roast themselves,the student that owns the yearbook got to pick their quotes

  • @vicks827
    @vicks827 Před rokem +25

    The twins and triplets quotes are hilarious! So are the Nguyen graduates lol

  • @explaintomelikeimfive1367

    “Im surprised I survived high school but Im more surprised high school survived me.”
    -Me

  • @khouloudgabsi1034
    @khouloudgabsi1034 Před 3 lety +7999

    "Don't put anything stupid for your senior quote" - Mom
    LMAO

  • @shailejanarain
    @shailejanarain Před 4 lety +5599

    Damn i wish i had a yearbook in my country

  • @namesake-mx9nl
    @namesake-mx9nl Před rokem +25

    Thanks so much to all of you , some of these quotes were hilarious , i hope you're all doing well . My favourite quote 3:43 " Education is important , but big biceps are importanter . " Hugh , wherever you are , you're a legend , but you know that 🤣

  • @minnie7927
    @minnie7927 Před rokem +21

    "I didn't choose the thug life, my mom picked it out for me" 😂

  • @tyliebs1656
    @tyliebs1656 Před 4 lety +2344

    My Senior Yearbook quote was "Goodbye everybody, I'll remember you all in therapy"

  • @pasa8320
    @pasa8320 Před 4 lety +17121

    Mine is: "Everyone went to high school. I went to school high.."

    • @Crunk9
      @Crunk9 Před 4 lety +451

      Lmfao

    • @Abbie._.06
      @Abbie._.06 Před 4 lety +369

      Funny my sibling used this lmao

    • @Wolfbeard
      @Wolfbeard Před 3 lety +162

      Damn thats deep

    • @Kim_Jong_Un00136
      @Kim_Jong_Un00136 Před 3 lety +332

      Mine was: "To my future son; if you're reading this, yes! you just found out that your dad was a chick magnet when he was at your age"
      😂😂😂😂

    • @survive6386
      @survive6386 Před 3 lety +47

      TheOrangeDerpMachine • 25 years ago bro your name tripped me out for a sec i was like 25 years ??!!!

  • @Majora404err01r
    @Majora404err01r Před rokem +10

    i love how it's people roasting themselves and then there's the meme daniel and the cooler daniel.

  • @Pinqikwav
    @Pinqikwav Před rokem +13

    7:00 this is my inspiration

  • @Funnatv7500
    @Funnatv7500 Před 3 lety +19675

    "I spent 113,800 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake
    That hit hard

    • @emz1008
      @emz1008 Před 3 lety +202

      That is awesome

    • @queen_peachi5155
      @queen_peachi5155 Před 3 lety +253

      As I read this that part came up

    • @DumbassUsername
      @DumbassUsername Před 3 lety +126

      Drop out and all ur problems will be gone....

    • @evandivy3780
      @evandivy3780 Před 3 lety +30

      XD I was literally just about to write the exact same comment when I saw this!

    • @justbones
      @justbones Před 3 lety +6

      congrats on 666 likes :)

  • @3mezanmi
    @3mezanmi Před 3 lety +4089

    *"I want to thank Google, Mathaway, Quizlet, Slander, and whoever invented copy and paste"* - Fricking Legend

  • @T.Koetsch
    @T.Koetsch Před 11 měsíci +8

    'Don't use that stupid lumber jack photo' Mom
    was my favorite

  • @user-ie4mj7ek6q
    @user-ie4mj7ek6q Před rokem +75

    “ I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic”
    Damn..

  • @rinzineiv1826
    @rinzineiv1826 Před 3 lety +4571

    "Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things it's called garbage can not garbage cannot"
    So DEEP

  • @madamedemontmorency3811
    @madamedemontmorency3811 Před 4 lety +1639

    "I'm not Amith, I'm a legend". I've just realized that if we speak it like "I'm not a myth, I'm a legend", we will understand what he wants to say

    • @mi-y
      @mi-y Před 4 lety +90

      Ofc, it is supposed to be read like that, it's a pun.

    • @lia6747
      @lia6747 Před 4 lety +5

      Yamini thank you

    • @wearepride6799
      @wearepride6799 Před 4 lety +14

      r/wooosh

    • @edwardsheeran9220
      @edwardsheeran9220 Před 4 lety +18

      @@mi-y Dude you haven't gotten the joke mate. But if you were shitposting, that was terrible 🙃

    • @shion3948
      @shion3948 Před 4 lety +12

      shit sherlock

  • @shinypikachu4466
    @shinypikachu4466 Před rokem +6

    Master has given Megan a high school diploma, Megan is freeeee!!! LMAO I'M DYING

  • @blackfoxstudios4101
    @blackfoxstudios4101 Před rokem +18

    I decided my highschool quote YEARS ago, all the way back in kindergarten. I found my old diary, and read when I decided what I would be. In very poor handwriting, this is what my 5 year old self decided my yearbook quote was gonna be: Hear ye, hear ye, I hate you all
    Glad to know my 5 year old self hated humanity just as much as I do now

  • @Moon_Shire
    @Moon_Shire Před 4 lety +1541

    "I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn't raise them" even funnier

  • @emmyjr1231
    @emmyjr1231 Před 4 lety +31213

    Imagine if they were all classmates..That would've been one hell of a class...

  • @user-zj2hn6mw2b
    @user-zj2hn6mw2b Před rokem +8

    "I hear everything"
    LMFAO i can't stop laughing at this

  • @DanyjahTHERealest
    @DanyjahTHERealest Před rokem +11

    “Why you no doctor yet?” Took me out🤣🤣🤣

  • @kileylikesgames
    @kileylikesgames Před 4 lety +4342

    One of my brothers friends senior quote said
    "Getting over the wall was easier than passing high school."
    .....
    Hes Mexican.

  • @marars814
    @marars814 Před 3 lety +4091

    I love how the kids are almost all wearing black or white to show that high school is like a funeral for our grades.

    • @marars814
      @marars814 Před 2 lety +66

      @Anna Pondelik yah but there are colorful formal clothing

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi Před 2 lety +79

      @@marars814 but black and white are considered to be the most formal

    • @nerizepansit1032
      @nerizepansit1032 Před 2 lety +21

      This should be ur senior quote *Wink wink

    • @tempest585
      @tempest585 Před 2 lety +5

      @@JosephFlores-yn4yi no its blue

    • @catsinskates
      @catsinskates Před 2 lety +8

      I wore a bright yellow dress to my high school graduation lmao

  • @Incepter.
    @Incepter. Před rokem +4

    Oh how I wish I could have a sense of humor like these people by writing very funny yearbook quotes, they are too good.

  • @christianapowell1619
    @christianapowell1619 Před rokem +3

    The humor is unreal. 🤣
    I could never!

  • @krazylevin
    @krazylevin Před 3 lety +14368

    "If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport."
    Lmao I gotta remember this one

    • @ratkiller6237
      @ratkiller6237 Před 2 lety +99

      idiots can fly, they can just buy a ticket from the airport the correct version would be If idiots were planes, this place would be an airport

    • @bravoprozac7620
      @bravoprozac7620 Před 2 lety +54

      @@ratkiller6237 welp you got a point

    • @rahmarashid8323
      @rahmarashid8323 Před 2 lety +45

      Remind me this next year

    • @areism
      @areism Před 2 lety +21

      @@ratkiller6237 But if they can fly whu would they need a plane?

    • @dementia4452
      @dementia4452 Před 2 lety +12

      @@areism They meant if idiots could fly a plane not idiots flying

  • @xkamz4426
    @xkamz4426 Před 2 lety +3180

    "I should've burn that place down when I had a chance."
    LMAO

  • @LinktheHylianChampion117
    @LinktheHylianChampion117 Před rokem +10

    4:19 Okay, but this one is actually very wholesome

  • @gamerr7511
    @gamerr7511 Před rokem +3

    10:47 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ADVICE!! I NEEDED THAT!!!!

  • @Ladiezmann-217
    @Ladiezmann-217 Před 4 lety +757

    „I’m going outside standing. If anyone asks, I‘m outstanding“

  • @fredcampbell6822
    @fredcampbell6822 Před 3 lety +3945

    "Another day has passed and I haven't used algebra once"
    Maths in a nutshell

    • @heynotizzy7493
      @heynotizzy7493 Před 3 lety +34

      Exactly no one needs algebra..

    • @matthewplayz7285
      @matthewplayz7285 Před 3 lety +97

      @@heynotizzy7493 litterraly I think after 6th grade math should literally just be the same math again and again. Like I don't need to know the circumference of a circle to pay the bills

    • @mtngwane2066
      @mtngwane2066 Před 3 lety +15

      And Pythagoras

    • @fourze6113
      @fourze6113 Před 3 lety +1

      What time in the video?

    • @electrokyo9684
      @electrokyo9684 Před 3 lety +1

      @@fourze6113 6:18

  • @brianmoore2118
    @brianmoore2118 Před 9 měsíci

    Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning haha. Classic !

  • @Chara3690
    @Chara3690 Před rokem +5

    5:20 Did someone notice the quote above that says “There’s always a choice -Batman” ?
    15:44 This blows my mind 🤯
    12:51 *Dobi vibes*

  • @rainbowbrush8658
    @rainbowbrush8658 Před 6 lety +1488

    "I hate my name."
    ~Carlos Carlos

  • @arctica3080
    @arctica3080 Před 3 lety +8919

    "I'm so much cooler online"
    I'm offended because it's true.

    • @joelcomer
      @joelcomer Před 2 lety +198

      Trust me your not that cool online either

    • @Super-wv5si
      @Super-wv5si Před 2 lety +87

      @@joelcomer oof what a roast

    • @akiangel1864
      @akiangel1864 Před 2 lety +27

      I read this the moment that picture showed up lol

    • @kizkogr7881
      @kizkogr7881 Před 2 lety +46

      @@joelcomer "you're" too

    • @joelcomer
      @joelcomer Před 2 lety +8

      @KizKo GR Ironically, that was a typo

  • @Sas-asmrr
    @Sas-asmrr Před rokem +1

    “You’re laughing because I’m laughing but I’m laughing because I farted “
    This got me like WTF💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @mafuu_3944
    @mafuu_3944 Před rokem +1

    “Carlos Carlos”
    Also him: “I hate my name” LMAO💀

  • @jailynnchambers8642
    @jailynnchambers8642 Před 4 lety +774

    "Only reason I wear this is to give you females a chance." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak Před 3 lety +5657

    Today, they are all Legendary Memes

  • @shacharshilon5406
    @shacharshilon5406 Před rokem

    jessica enciso im glad i saw your quote here
    i needed a quote for my graduation book and yours represents me completely

  • @noobroblox1409
    @noobroblox1409 Před 8 měsíci

    The “Why you no doctor yet” is so relatable!!

  • @annafrann
    @annafrann Před 4 lety +806

    "It's hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male." DEAD😂😂😭

    • @firby7341
      @firby7341 Před 4 lety +14

      i literally paused the video for 5 minutes to laugh xD

  • @coolpotato367
    @coolpotato367 Před 3 lety +2751

    MIne will be: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot."

    • @Moonlight-ju4qi
      @Moonlight-ju4qi Před 3 lety +68

      *Wheeeeezeeeee*

    • @illuminaticonfirmed1389
      @illuminaticonfirmed1389 Před 3 lety +44

      @this channel is no longer in use and neither are chicken nuggets but mfs think those are funny and quirky too fsr. Example: 6:07

    • @01DOT0
      @01DOT0 Před 3 lety +5

      fucking gold dude

    • @BonBon-du4xv
      @BonBon-du4xv Před 3 lety +13

      @@illuminaticonfirmed1389 17:02 "one time i ate a bagel."
      *Sometimes things are just ... that.*

    • @user-ui9hi9yu3g
      @user-ui9hi9yu3g Před 3 lety +1

      Amen 🙏 listen to god

  • @heranalemayehu
    @heranalemayehu Před rokem +8

    "I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn't raise them" got me dying

  • @octangula1212
    @octangula1212 Před rokem +2

    ''What's sleep again?'' - Me.

  • @veryok4828
    @veryok4828 Před 4 lety +1374

    “I was planned”
    “I was not”
    LMAO

    • @chickennuggets3255
      @chickennuggets3255 Před 4 lety +6

      eyyyyyyyyyyyy im ur 69th like XD

    • @wildm3cs986
      @wildm3cs986 Před 4 lety +6

      @@chickennuggets3255 🤣👍🎉

    • @tothebeyond6318
      @tothebeyond6318 Před 4 lety +4

      @@chickennuggets3255 wait. Did you just turned to be a chicken nuggets too?

  • @potatotomato6094
    @potatotomato6094 Před 4 lety +1595

    "Why pass your exams when you can pass away"

  • @sunekun
    @sunekun Před rokem +2

    "Master has given Megan a high school diploma, Megan is freeeee!"
    For me this quote is tied with the bike quote for most amusing, definitely the best of all.

    • @roddo1955
      @roddo1955 Před rokem

      Megan doesn't realise that was the last time she will be free until the day she retires or dies in the meantime.

  • @mandoplayz
    @mandoplayz Před 8 měsíci

    “what if you woke up one day and you were a chicken nugget.”
    truly inspires me

  • @Garrulous_
    @Garrulous_ Před 3 lety +13861

    I'm honestly surprised the teachers actually let the kids put that in the yearbook XD

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub Před 2 lety +600

      Granted I never did a single thing involving Yearbook but isn't it usually handled by a student-centric yearbook club?

    • @agentmischief4214
      @agentmischief4214 Před 2 lety +206

      @@TheQuashingoftheTub hold up! there's a club like that???

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub Před 2 lety +170

      @@agentmischief4214 from one agent to another,
      Ye

    • @agentmischief4214
      @agentmischief4214 Před 2 lety +49

      @@TheQuashingoftheTub lololol(≧▽≦)

    • @mechanikalbull5626
      @mechanikalbull5626 Před 2 lety +84

      For fan club 100% okay
      But If its official school's yearbook, it was really unprofessional and disrespectful.

  • @rubydelicans9619
    @rubydelicans9619 Před 3 lety +2208

    My senior quote would be:
    "Look behind you"
    And scare the shit out of the person reading it

  • @Modine.
    @Modine. Před rokem +4

    All the twins got creative af with there quotes!

  • @bizumizu8083
    @bizumizu8083 Před rokem +4

    "You can't see me." - John Cena. I died.

  • @Cryscorde
    @Cryscorde Před 3 lety +3612

    If England had yearbook quotes, this would be mine:
    “Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he’ll have one more useful skill than me. Thanks, high school.”

  • @sura00
    @sura00 Před 3 lety +4093

    “I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic”
    IM LAUGHING NONSTOP

  • @teweksbury_cases
    @teweksbury_cases Před rokem +2

    0:28 got me wheezing....no peeps it ain't the turban of Professor Quirrell!

  • @crumpet_man4343
    @crumpet_man4343 Před rokem +4

    the one that said, "yes I do indeed have eyes" got me laughing

  • @saf8030
    @saf8030 Před 2 lety +4855

    “The only reason I wear this is to give you females a chance” SAVAGE GODDAMN LMFAO

    • @o.k.e7337
      @o.k.e7337 Před 2 lety +43

      What is that means?

    • @saf8030
      @saf8030 Před 2 lety +629

      @@o.k.e7337 it means she’s trying to not glow or stand out so she’s using a hijab in order to let other females compete in beauty

    • @borutosdad1905
      @borutosdad1905 Před 2 lety +26

      @@saf8030 😊

    • @alokozay300
      @alokozay300 Před 2 lety +110

      Sass with class lol

    • @Youngnrrwhtjwtjetk
      @Youngnrrwhtjwtjetk Před 2 lety +28

      @@alokozay300 wouldn't consider calling women "females" and pretending to be better than us classy, but okay.

  • @minmin4842
    @minmin4842 Před 3 lety +2472

    'I'm putting my grades for adoption cuz I couldn't raise them "
    Relatable 💀

  • @noobroblox1409
    @noobroblox1409 Před 8 měsíci

    All of these are so funny, LOL!!

  • @PixelPotat0
    @PixelPotat0 Před rokem

    The dubstep in the back makes it way funnier 😂

  • @inactiveaccount2958
    @inactiveaccount2958 Před 4 lety +866

    11:59
    “If I was a dinosaur, I would be a flexosaur”
    -The guy on the right

  • @rem5702
    @rem5702 Před rokem +2

    "i like my coffee how i like my women. i dont like coffee" LMAOOOO

  • @Xeonerable
    @Xeonerable Před rokem +4

    "I'm that Nigerian Prince that keeps emailing you" fuckin killed me god that was funny. Tbh a lot of the black kids have really great ones. And I'm actually proud of all of them for having the humility to make fun of themselves.

  • @codystevens1391
    @codystevens1391 Před 5 lety +694

    "don't let anyone tell you that you've got no talent. Get out there, embarrass yourself, and PROVE you have no talent"
    -Murdoc Niccals

  • @enggar47
    @enggar47 Před 4 lety +417

    "Should have burned this place down when i had the chance" yup.. everything is permitted😂

  • @immortaliron2475
    @immortaliron2475 Před 8 měsíci

    My little brothers was something along the lines of “If a door in front of you closes, just open it. That’s how doors work”

  • @mis4kixx
    @mis4kixx Před rokem +2

    "I was planned."
    "I was not."

  • @silverrey7379
    @silverrey7379 Před 5 lety +1746

    13:50 the chemical symbols of it makes FuCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY

  • @fongjienhung2931
    @fongjienhung2931 Před 2 lety +4466

    "Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy."
    -Sheldon J.Plankton