What’s weird is that administration puts pressure on us nurses to put pressure on docs to transfer or discharge patients, as if you wouldn’t have already moved them if it was medically appropriate.
ikr, the last thing anyone wants (even the patients) is hanging around the hospital longer than necessary, they get transferred or discharged as soon as medically appropriate in literally all cases already lol
They got to him. The brain washing of the administration has finally gotten to a level where doctors with low mental fortitude will become mindless limbs of the greater entity. May god save his soul...
Indeed. Even in the UK is eerily accurate when “bed management” start asking for discharges and potential repatriations to other hospitals. But teaching sessions with free lunch? Zooooom
@@RifleEyez i don't work in healthcare but my mum's a care assistant and by the sounds of her experiences it's at least somewhat similar for the nurses/care assistants relationships with admin but my dad has mental health issues and experiences the mass discharge when he's in hospital (which has fucked up his meds before as well... it wasn't great)
There was once a period in my life i wanted to be a doctor and truth be told i was dumb enough not studying for it. Following you is one of my “ways” to still connect to the medical world. 👍🏽
Someone needs to turn this into a documentary and make pre med students watch before they go through the long arduous process of becoming a doctor.... save them the heart ace .... unless helping people was not their main motivation of going to med school
"Helping people" is such a BS reason for going to med school, 80% of people will say that is the reason, probably 2% actually mean it and of that 2% most of them were just taken in by their own lies. Most 'mature' people are there because it is a secure job, they don't mind horrendous work hours, offers financial security, carries prestige, they like the idea of being an expert in a field and is exclusive due to educational requirements (unironically the students who do best fit this description). Others are there because they had good grades and medicine is just the cookie-cutter "I did well in college and don't know what to do with my life" or just had parents who wanted them to go into medicine (these are the classic burnout cases who tell you "waaaahhh don't go into medicine because I have to work a lot") The people who are genuinely there to help people are usually the ones sitting in the bottom 5% of the class who end up as residency dropouts because they didn't realise that, big surprise, medicine is actually a fucking cutthroat career where the psychos and the climbers will inevitably end up far exceeding you because they love all the BS you thought you wouldn't have to deal with.
I think they do recommend premed students actually shadow doctors in the hospital environment before applying. If seeing burnt out physicians and toxic hospital power hierarchy doesn’t deter them, not sure what else they need.
@@LM-ml2uc I think the shadow experience is usually too short, regulated hours during the day . They don’t really feel the breath of the beast because they are usually sheltered from the worst and they don’t have enough knowledge of the workings of a hospital to recognize a bad situation when they see one . They are probably not going to shadow the overworked toxic MD who hates students, probably the nice cardiologist for a few hours a week or so . I think they need to do be paired up an intern for 6 months or so ...
@@cardiyansane1414 when my sister was in high school she wanted to be a vet. So the local vet had her work for him for a year- including coming in when he got emergency calls in the middle of the night (during summer break from school). She works in finance as an adult.
@@lachyt5247 I don't know what hours you think healthcare workers keep but they aren't modest. Doctors in my State make up to $60k a year, maybe an additional $10k more for being a specialist unless they're "1 of the 2" we have for things like pediatric neurology or stroke clinic. Nurses, if they pull good OT, can gross about $50k but most are in the sub $40k range. I won't insult you with what the aides and techs make--or don't.
We had a patient who was actively dying and was set to go to hospice but we knew she wouldn’t make it. The doctor told the patient’s mom, word for word, “yeah, she’d die in transport,” and not even a full sentence later “but we really need beds.” 🙃 The other nurse and I told the mom as soon as the doctor left that we wouldn’t let our patient leave that room. 😤
Thank you for having a heart and being human. Look at Docs taking BRIBE $$$ TO MAKE PATIENTS SUFFER IN AGONIZING PAIN. WTH HAPPENED TO DO NO HARM? TRASHED THAT. THIS WILL CHANGE & THE PATIENTS WILL REMEMBER WHO THE DHEADS ARE. WE'LL RUIN THOSE DOCS. WATCH.
Well to be fair, needing beds isn't just about making good numbers for administration. No beds means no admitting patients, which means someone else might not receive life saving care. Sending an actively dying patient to a hospice because you need a bed isn't a nice choice to make but I could imagine situations where such a choice would be necessary.
And if you work nights, there's free cold pizza that's been on a counter at room temperature in a building full of sick people for 6-8 hrs. So, that's nice.
Hahaha, accurate. Tho depending on where you live, it could be a much shinier tiger worth twice as much in monetary terms. I, for example, live in a state where school SLP-'s dont even make within 10k of the american median income. In fact, some of them will start you in the 30's. It's a fat insult, but I realize everyone has different priorities with time and money.
@@theGiver3 I had a 13 week contract at a SNF, but it ended after only 6 weeks bc the therapy director (an SLP) was incompetent. (She didn’t know the difference btw subjective and objective, also told me that a “cranioplasty” meant that the pt was having surgery to have part of his brain put back in.) I floundered my way through the assignment, but I guess I didn’t do too badly 😳. Not sure about the pay differential where I am. I accepted lower pay for that assignment bc of my decreased experience with adults. The school money isn’t too bad.
As the daughter of someone who was dept. head of engineering, hospitality, environmental svcs. and security and had to do all thing interacting w/JCAHO and admin, he used to refer to this as “an extension of the dog and pony show” 🤦🏽 . It’s an epidemic 😷. He did it for decades all up and down in the W/SW for 3 decades. Tried to retire 3x and kept getting called back to work, for his expertise. Healthcare is in sad shape. I’m sure he’s rolling in his grave.
This made me laugh so hard. As a housekeeper in a hospital we have to clean all these transfers. We have like 2 to 3 code triage a week. All we can do is laugh and keep working hard.
Thank you for all that you do! I let the housekeeper know everyday how important and grateful I am that they are there to help us out. I worked both morning and night shifts and man what a huge difference!
I work in home healtcare and felt this to my soul. Our job is also filled with ebbe and flow so depending on the situation they want us to either get people independent or more ill.
@@sirena9167 You missed the point. And if god told you to murder an innocent and you listened and that innocent died and you didn’t realize that was not a god worth worshiping then you might be worshiping satan not god.
Oh god this is too real and I work in IT. Our problem is spending thousands of dollars on equipment that we don’t use because administration wants it NOW
Best yet video ever so basically everybody just follows along with the chain of command even though it doesn’t make sense just like Covid but of course Pizza will bring everybody to a standstill lol
Wow. Even the hospital administration is similar in my country. After watching your previous videos I thought it was just the doctors and nurses who were similar
It wouldn't be healthcare without out-of- touch administration pressuring on the ground workers to do things that the all-seeing, all-knowing Excel spreadsheet says makes sense.
Tell KJ they can't discharge a patient until the patient themselves feel their ready to home. Now when we get admitted, there's a clause in there stating if you feel your being release too soon you can appeal.
Literally this was everyday during covid, i argued with admin until I’m blue in the face and they tell me “thank you for letting us know, I will take this into consideration ” and turn around, forget what I said, and still do the same thing.
This time has been a struggle as a chronically ill person. I worry about there not being a bed for me or being prematurely rushed out because of need for my bed
As a retired nurse, the perspective I have is that doctors and nurses have allowed corporate medicine to usurp their decision-making abilities. It’s easier to just go along and get along. I believe that is why the majority in the medical profession and scientific community rolled over and played dead with respect to so many of the pandemic mandates. They KNEW better, but it was easier to go along and get along.
I'm really starting to worry about Jones, he has a rough time lately. 😂😂😂
I think he's died at least once 😆
I’ve been thinking the same thing
Yea Jones died yesterday
Nah I'm good. Cough.
IKR!!? 😂😅🤔😰
“But the administration NEEDS his telemetry unit to monitor their oversized and generous hearts” 😹, but at the same time😿
What’s weird is that administration puts pressure on us nurses to put pressure on docs to transfer or discharge patients, as if you wouldn’t have already moved them if it was medically appropriate.
Smile and nod like they're a dementia patient babbling.
CORP HCARE DESTROYING OUR MEDICAL SYSTEM.
Yeah we've been booting patients from acute care that really should have stayed there
ikr, the last thing anyone wants (even the patients) is hanging around the hospital longer than necessary, they get transferred or discharged as soon as medically appropriate in literally all cases already lol
Then scream at us because they get readmitted the next day
“The administration has spoken. We must act lest we be judged” 😂
It sound almost biblical!
Yes!
Hear and obey!
Least*
They got to him. The brain washing of the administration has finally gotten to a level where doctors with low mental fortitude will become mindless limbs of the greater entity.
May god save his soul...
@@amish613 No, it´s actually "lest".. if it was "lest" instead, the sentence would not make sense
I have filled so much of my empty resident soul with free pizza.
Worth it
Empty Resident Soul ... there must be an icd code for that
@@critterwatcher8009 there's two codes for laterality
Proud of you, keep it up
That’s funny lol can’t wait till I’m doing that one day!
@@critterwatcher8009 I believe DSM has a code for that because it is universal.
It’s crazy how relatable these videos for literally everyone in healthcare no matter the location LOL
Sad statement, though...
@@marinam.2293 true
Do you speak only of USA? Because it's also true in Russia
Indeed. Even in the UK is eerily accurate when “bed management” start asking for discharges and potential repatriations to other hospitals. But teaching sessions with free lunch? Zooooom
@@RifleEyez i don't work in healthcare but my mum's a care assistant and by the sounds of her experiences it's at least somewhat similar for the nurses/care assistants relationships with admin
but my dad has mental health issues and experiences the mass discharge when he's in hospital (which has fucked up his meds before as well... it wasn't great)
I love how he uses real medical talk and doesn’t ever dumb anything down … it’s some great content 😁😆🤣
Yes!! Exactly!! He's the best!
I feel like I'm almost ready for my first day on a unit
Man wish I could understand
"Are you feeling ok?"
"I am truly alive!"
😂😂😂
I can imagine making these videos is great therapy!!
It is for me, it is for me, all of it, just amazing,
"another fever" Jones strikes again!
Jones is one sick patient who never leaves this hospital🤣
Or there are hundreds of people called Jones and there's coincidentally always exactly one in the hospital as a patient.
The fact that every one relates to this video. Everywhere you go administration is a looming cloud over true patient care.
There was once a period in my life i wanted to be a doctor and truth be told i was dumb enough not studying for it. Following you is one of my “ways” to still connect to the medical world. 👍🏽
OMG that's how the admin in my department actually acts.
It’s so crazy, all the patients in this hospital are named “Jones” they all must be from jonesville, where the doctor is doctor jones
No it’s just one patient who has a new deadly illness every day
Someone needs to turn this into a documentary and make pre med students watch before they go through the long arduous process of becoming a doctor.... save them the heart ace .... unless helping people was not their main motivation of going to med school
"Helping people" is such a BS reason for going to med school, 80% of people will say that is the reason, probably 2% actually mean it and of that 2% most of them were just taken in by their own lies.
Most 'mature' people are there because it is a secure job, they don't mind horrendous work hours, offers financial security, carries prestige, they like the idea of being an expert in a field and is exclusive due to educational requirements (unironically the students who do best fit this description).
Others are there because they had good grades and medicine is just the cookie-cutter "I did well in college and don't know what to do with my life" or just had parents who wanted them to go into medicine (these are the classic burnout cases who tell you "waaaahhh don't go into medicine because I have to work a lot")
The people who are genuinely there to help people are usually the ones sitting in the bottom 5% of the class who end up as residency dropouts because they didn't realise that, big surprise, medicine is actually a fucking cutthroat career where the psychos and the climbers will inevitably end up far exceeding you because they love all the BS you thought you wouldn't have to deal with.
I think they do recommend premed students actually shadow doctors in the hospital environment before applying. If seeing burnt out physicians and toxic hospital power hierarchy doesn’t deter them, not sure what else they need.
@@LM-ml2uc I think the shadow experience is usually too short, regulated hours during the day . They don’t really feel the breath of the beast because they are usually sheltered from the worst and they don’t have enough knowledge of the workings of a hospital to recognize a bad situation when they see one . They are probably not going to shadow the overworked toxic MD who hates students, probably the nice cardiologist for a few hours a week or so . I think they need to do be paired up an intern for 6 months or so ...
@@cardiyansane1414 when my sister was in high school she wanted to be a vet. So the local vet had her work for him for a year- including coming in when he got emergency calls in the middle of the night (during summer break from school). She works in finance as an adult.
@@lachyt5247 I don't know what hours you think healthcare workers keep but they aren't modest. Doctors in my State make up to $60k a year, maybe an additional $10k more for being a specialist unless they're "1 of the 2" we have for things like pediatric neurology or stroke clinic. Nurses, if they pull good OT, can gross about $50k but most are in the sub $40k range. I won't insult you with what the aides and techs make--or don't.
This is quite disturbing and worrisome, but funny lol
I love that his iPhone 2G's back metal plate is flawless 😂😂👍😂
We had a patient who was actively dying and was set to go to hospice but we knew she wouldn’t make it. The doctor told the patient’s mom, word for word, “yeah, she’d die in transport,” and not even a full sentence later “but we really need beds.” 🙃 The other nurse and I told the mom as soon as the doctor left that we wouldn’t let our patient leave that room. 😤
Thank you for having a heart and being human. Look at Docs taking BRIBE $$$ TO MAKE PATIENTS SUFFER IN AGONIZING PAIN. WTH HAPPENED TO DO NO HARM? TRASHED THAT. THIS WILL CHANGE & THE PATIENTS WILL REMEMBER WHO THE DHEADS ARE. WE'LL RUIN THOSE DOCS. WATCH.
@@shirleybuck6918 😂😂😂😂
Well to be fair, needing beds isn't just about making good numbers for administration. No beds means no admitting patients, which means someone else might not receive life saving care.
Sending an actively dying patient to a hospice because you need a bed isn't a nice choice to make but I could imagine situations where such a choice would be necessary.
And if you work nights, there's free cold pizza that's been on a counter at room temperature in a building full of sick people for 6-8 hrs. So, that's nice.
As a constant returning patient in the hospital I have no doubts that this happens...absolutely none
These videos become worringly more and more funny/depressing at the same time. 🤣
As an SLP, I was considering making the jump from schools to healthcare, but it looks like it’s the same animal only with stripes instead of spots.
Hahaha, accurate. Tho depending on where you live, it could be a much shinier tiger worth twice as much in monetary terms. I, for example, live in a state where school SLP-'s dont even make within 10k of the american median income. In fact, some of them will start you in the 30's. It's a fat insult, but I realize everyone has different priorities with time and money.
@@theGiver3 I had a 13 week contract at a SNF, but it ended after only 6 weeks bc the therapy director (an SLP) was incompetent. (She didn’t know the difference btw subjective and objective, also told me that a “cranioplasty” meant that the pt was having surgery to have part of his brain put back in.)
I floundered my way through the assignment, but I guess I didn’t do too badly 😳. Not sure about the pay differential where I am. I accepted lower pay for that assignment bc of my decreased experience with adults. The school money isn’t too bad.
As someone who in education, so true.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m not even a doctor but this guys humour is on point.
As the daughter of someone who was dept. head of engineering, hospitality, environmental svcs. and security and had to do all thing interacting w/JCAHO and admin, he used to refer to this as “an extension of the dog and pony show” 🤦🏽 . It’s an epidemic 😷. He did it for decades all up and down in the W/SW for 3 decades. Tried to retire 3x and kept getting called back to work, for his expertise. Healthcare is in sad shape. I’m sure he’s rolling in his grave.
I am a nurse and this video really helps me to understand Dr’s site and cooperate together
As always, a hilarious video. My brother was CEO of a hospital. I would love to watch him watch this video!
This made me laugh so hard. As a housekeeper in a hospital we have to clean all these transfers. We have like 2 to 3 code triage a week. All we can do is laugh and keep working hard.
Thank you for all that you do! I let the housekeeper know everyday how important and grateful I am that they are there to help us out. I worked both morning and night shifts and man what a huge difference!
Pizza solves every hospital staffing issue as always
Depressingly true.
You forgot the gift cards for coming in on unexpected shifts lol
I work in home healtcare and felt this to my soul. Our job is also filled with ebbe and flow so depending on the situation they want us to either get people independent or more ill.
So sad that this is actually accurate however it is very funny
"the administration has spoken, we must act lest we be judged" *glassy grin*
bro... too good. we will not be silenced forever
Sums up my whole hospital career life
Sarcasam just upgraded to new level
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hate when people follow rules over using common sense. Like, no that’ll kill him, we’re not doing that, I don’t care if God himself said so.
God has common sense and more sense than all of us in every way!:)
@@sirena9167 You missed the point. And if god told you to murder an innocent and you listened and that innocent died and you didn’t realize that was not a god worth worshiping then you might be worshiping satan not god.
Great video, doc! The situation is the same in Romania :)))
Hilarious but at the same time I feel so bad for all hospital workers and professionals right now, worked that life for 7yrs, God bless
Exaaaactly!!! 🤣😅😂 ohhh, you mean I'm supposed to discharge them as soon as they're stable? Nooooooooo
To publicly mock your boss is some amazing confidence. I love it! It also sounds like it’s true
damn Jones must be a god of some kind, he came back from the dead like 8 times
"Lest we be judged"😂
Every hospital......ever lol it's all about the numbers 😂
This is too real.. laughing and crying at the same time😂😅🥲
I'm sad that this is so relatable to anyone in healthcare no matter where they are.
imagine a world where medical providers were able to provide appropriate care without the red tape
"i am truly alive!" lol 😂😂 well done
"I am truly alive." Twice as good as your avg video which is already hilarious. Administration hypocrisy knows no bounds
“Thays too much!” I LOVE it everytime you say that omg so funny hahaha
"Hey, we know you are getting tripled again in the ICU with three COVID bipaps, but here's some pizza."
-Every Hospital Admin
THIS QUACKS ME UP 🤣🤣
Oh god this is too real and I work in IT. Our problem is spending thousands of dollars on equipment that we don’t use because administration wants it NOW
Best yet video ever so basically everybody just follows along with the chain of command even though it doesn’t make sense just like Covid but of course Pizza will bring everybody to a standstill lol
This is so true it hurts!! Im laughing and crying at the same time!!
I saw a few episodes of House MD, I can confirm this is what it’s like. LOL!
Jones...the patient...the comatose...the deceased...the reincarnated.
The pizza party at the end is what did it for me lol. Ah, I don't miss a thing about working in healthcare.
Now I’m scared to go to the hospital 😂
Jones is ground zero for the zombie apocalypse, and we can thank this hospital for creating the virus.
Wow. Even the hospital administration is similar in my country. After watching your previous videos I thought it was just the doctors and nurses who were similar
“The administration have spoken” I work in HR for the NHS, that one felt personal ouch 😂😂
Pretty much the most relatable thing I’ve seen this week
It wouldn't be healthcare without out-of- touch administration pressuring on the ground workers to do things that the all-seeing, all-knowing Excel spreadsheet says makes sense.
Nothing like free pizza instead of management making even a single meaningful change
"I MUST APPEASE THE CMO! 😳 I am truly alive! 😳" This is your best video of all time. 😂🤣😂🤣
The vintage 2007 iPhone is a nice touch.
Hahahaha that’s how I feel at work when it’s free pizza 🍕 lol
I love your videos! Great doctor, you know allll the hospital scenarios!
I do not understand any words they say but I love it
😭😭 ain't this the truth!!! Ok you got me...I'm hittin subscribe!!
POV: this man hasn’t slept for 3 days straight
When your life is treated like a fast food restaurant
I am addicted to your videos jajajaja and i hope there is no cure jajajaja. You are my new ER program jajajaja but more real
OK this is a particularly good one.
Tell KJ they can't discharge a patient until the patient themselves feel their ready to home. Now when we get admitted, there's a clause in there stating if you feel your being release too soon you can appeal.
I don’t think it’s that simple.
I love this gentleman's content!
Literally this was everyday during covid, i argued with admin until I’m blue in the face and they tell me “thank you for letting us know, I will take this into consideration ” and turn around, forget what I said, and still do the same thing.
The accuracy in this is spot on 😂😂
I don't understand half the medical terms, but I understand the human story!😂
“I am truly alive” 😂
Thats so true they call for report before the room is clean then dump a SVT PT and leave without notifying us
Can we appreciate the fact that Doc Scmidt still has his Iphone 1
No, not Jones! 😭😂😂
All I heard was ... free pizza in the break room LOL
Not surprising yet terrifying.
😂 I laughed and then I 😭. The reality of healthcare.
This time has been a struggle as a chronically ill person. I worry about there not being a bed for me or being prematurely rushed out because of need for my bed
Lmfao…. These are so accurate!!!!! Hospitals
😢 poor Jones he cant catch a break
Sounds like Admin needs more time on the floor
Omg… I didn’t know you went to med school at Mizzou! I’m on faculty in psychiatry, was also a resident there… I recognize the scrubs 😂😂😂
Take my "like" while I sit here and sob.
*I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS MAGIC MAN*
They just dropped everything like, fuck it PIZZA
Are you telling me healthcare uses the pizza party model too!?!?!
I love that last Yeah!
As a retired nurse, the perspective I have is that doctors and nurses have allowed corporate medicine to usurp their decision-making abilities. It’s easier to just go along and get along. I believe that is why the majority in the medical profession and scientific community rolled over and played dead with respect to so many of the pandemic mandates. They KNEW better, but it was easier to go along and get along.
Omg this one actually hurt my soul
Free pizza fixes everything 😂
I have been sent home directly from ICU, twice. Both were a couple years BEFORE COVID.