Boney M. - Rasputin (Medieval kind of version)
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- Rasputin - Boney M. (Medieval kind of version)
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Talketh liketh medieval lad:
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When you peddle fake holy relics but you get to smash a queen instead.
Here sir you deserve my like.
He smashed the relics and then smashed the queen
lmao haaha
aka Thomas Culpepper
Oh my gracious
Your comment is so holy
Rasputin after getting poisoned and shot 3 times:
*_Tis' but a scratch._*
A scratch? You're bleeding out!
(cough) No I'm not.
What's that then!?
I've had worse.
You liar!
Come on you трус!
What're you doing to do, bleed on me!?
he's assassinations are like cartoons in reality lmao
I live for a good Monty Python reference
@@ireallycant4416 One can never be too careful when you kill wizards.
1400s ravers: “who is this Rasputin person?” “No idea!”
Like he wasn't just the most recent alias used by an immortal warlock.
You fellows are not readyth for this now, but thy children are going to love ith!
"Haha, I have no idea!"
-medic tf2
Shiny Agumon “thy descendants”
While looking at the Tsar with no idea, they would be murdered in a basement, followed by a communist uprise
This was playing when mongols invaded.
Actually that would be Moskau
czcams.com/video/NvS351QKFV4/video.html
Mongols were playing this song.
czcams.com/video/pzmI3vAIhbE/video.html
"Khan, Khan, Genghis Khan, a fine horse he did ride upon,"
Ga Ga Genghis Khan?
When you poison, stab and even shoot the guy but he doesn't die.
Undyne the undying
Don’t forget the drowning.
When you torture, burn and shoot the guy with a longbow but he doesn't die.
Witchcraft!!!
Fucking Dark Souls vibe.
I was confused by why this didnt have more comments but then I realized this came out 16 minutes ago
Same for me its just been 2 hours
@@user-gk9og7ng7d same here bro
Oh shet, 2 hours ago
this is a fresh meme still
This trend is literally exploding, and we can't figure out how only now.
When you survive mutilple arrow wounds and bludgeonings, but drown in the lord's moat
Allegedly drown in the lords moat*
@@gavinhoffman3450 allegedly drown*
Ilay ohana if not drowned then froze to death.
You have to consider that those who tried to murder him were beyond incompetent, not that he was unkillable.
@@ABW941 bro thats cool and all but, if you flip the m in "murder" from that sentence you just wrote, you get a 'W' right? W is the first letter of "white", and the opposite of white is black, and the void is generally depicted as a black, empty, totally blank space. that blank space, it represents _everybody who fucking asked_
May the Lord protect our Rasputin
His name means Watchful Crossroad, right? Asking all the Slavs out there.
Hes basically slavic Jesus
Rasputin actually trained as an Eastern Orthodox Church monk.
@@SeymoreSparda The surname Rasputin comes either from the word "crossroad" (rus. Perekrestok - Перекрёсток) or from the word (or name) Rasputa (rus. Распута) - a dissolute, immoral or sick person.
As far as I know, Rasputin is not the real surname of George Rasputin. His real surname is Novyh (rus. Новых) from the word New (rus. Novyj - Новый).
@@nastya0001000 Thank, man. Was trying to be cheeky by transposing his name into the middle-age version, but I failed, obviously. That second origin of his name was kinda telling,huh?
Future music historians: "After falling out of style for 500 years the music of the middle ages inexplicably surged in popularity in 2020."
"my king the russians are coming and they seem anxious to battle"
"oh those russians"
did you know the cossack was their army's victory dance? i can't disassociate it from victory animations in rpgs since i learned
I can't tell if that's a pun or not
@@kaboomgaming4255 it's not
"Well the maidens are just fine but why does the jester keep taking his shirt off? And why is he so ripped?
Yeah, what's going on, anymore???
**Attempts to stealthily touch jester abs**
İ don't quite get it, can anyone tell me?
In a motion play any vid by Boney M, the guy likes to show his abs a lot:)
@@Lymbe06 Thanxx a lot, thou has-
@Ganda Gandara definitly not inoccent if you're looking up bardcore of rasputin
So an 1970s song about an early 20th century figure in medieval style. That's anachronism at its finest.
and the medieval remix was made in the 21st century
Now imagine this AND people dressed as medieval knights doing the Hustle while the song plays on a phonograph.
I am all for anachronism when it’s done like this
And the Alexandrov Ensemble in the background.... this is mind-boggling to me...
When you manage to push back the Mongol horde
You mean the the mongol horde imploeds und you sweep through the disconnected, weakened remnands. The Principalities were vasalls of the Mongol EMpire and later the Golden Horde.
When the Mongols invaded they only faced small divided principalities.
Slava! Principalite of Rus' !
Dreagostini *’tis* *a* *joke*
"Sire he's a wizard!"
"How come?"
"Whenever we try kill him he doesn't die!"
"Have you tried drowning?"
"No sire"
"Wizards and witches cannot float in water. Drown him!"
"who are you who are so wise in ways of science?"
“He also slept with your wife”
“BEGONE SIMP!” “ONLY I MAY SIMP!”
" 'Tis because youre not killing him thorough"
"But sire-"
"Nah he is just stuborn!"
I have to say that I'm proud I've watched so many medieval versions of songs that I get this in my recommended section so early (an hour after being released) without being subscribed (but I should be)
I don't listen to songs at all yet this is in my recommendations
Same
I read this and subscribed to 'em.
Surely sir ye hath now subscrib’d?
@@gryphon0468 I have now!!
When you and the boys from the Livonian Order are about to fight some guy called Alexander on a frozen lake and this starts playing
it was at that moment they knew: they f*cked up
Someone: what music do you listen to?
Me: it’s hard to explain
Bruh, it's called Bardcore
more like BARD to explain
Well uh 70s music... except its 1570s music..... from 2020
Literally had that conversation,
Them: "What music do you like?"
Me: "Well I like to listen to symphonies from Animes as their music is......"
Them: "So not Modern music?"
Now I have to add bardcore to my list too.
It really is hard to explain lol 🤣
When you live in the lords manor and become his vizier.
Iznogud style XD
That moment when thine monarch believes you can magically heal her son, but you just wanna bang.
When you get enlisted into the Druzhina
GOLD
Edit: Sorry, OUR gold.
Comrade, our gold it is.
Communism wasn't a thing in medieval times. Not even in Russia.
@WizardToby Tsar ftw
WOAH, okay that's a ton of likes, thanks guys!!!!!
Rasputin wasn't a communist
Once there wasth ye’man on Russia long’ago....
Thy was big and strong and 2 longswords just for show
Most folk that looked at thy , were filled with such horror
Nayways ye Moscow maidens, thy was oh such a lovely dear
Thy did preach Ol’Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and flame
But thy’rt also was the kind of swordsman
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Thy Majesty
There was a pork that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's finest love machine
It was a shame how thy carried on
Thy ruled ye Russian land and thyr’t never mind the Czar
Yet the kazachok thy danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of reign thy was the man to please’st
But thy were’t real great when thy had a girl to squeeze
For thy majesty thy nay was heretic
Though she'd heard the deeds thy'd done
She believed thy was a holy cleric
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of thy majesty
There’t was a pork that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's finest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when thy’t drinking and lusting
And thy’s hunger for power
Became known to more and more folk
The demands to do something
About this outrageous baron
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This baron’s just got to go", declared thy’s enemies
But the ladies begged, "nay you try to do it, please"
doubt’nt this Rasputin knew lots of hidden spells
Though thy was’t a brute, they just fell into thy arms
Then one night some assasins of higher standing
Set a trap, thyr't not to blame
"Come to visit us", thee kept demanding
And thy really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of thy majesty
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's finest love machine
Thy drank it all and said, "Tis’ is fine"
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of thy majesty
Thee’nt quit, they wanted thy’s head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's finest love machine
And so they arrowed him 'til thy was dead
The ancient murals foretold his arrival.
On Ruthenia.
*maidens
On yea
the 'rus *
I like how medical music is becoming a new trend and music genre
I'm not complaining I love it..
Medical music
Medical music
Medical music
Medical music
This song plays:
The Russian nobility did not like that.
Edit: Thank you for 1k likes simps.
lol
Нет
The Kievan Rus' nobles didn't like that
*the russian nobility has left the chat*
Simps?
I won't accept such heinous insults. Disliked.
Now if you excuse me I'm going to go watch a live play by the Russian queen and give her money to make her notice me.
When you're a mongol invading the Rus Principality, only to see the Rus Horse Archers dancing on top of their horses.
The only solution is to do a counter-dance to the song Dschingis Khan (by the band Dschingis Khan).
Here have my like.
"RA RA RASPUTIN! LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN"
VS
"MOSSSKAUUU~ WIRF DIE GLÄSER AN DIE WAND!"
@@belisarius6949 Väterschen dein Glass ist leer, doch im Keller ist noch mehr... 🎶
Mongol:*
* in Mongolian.
14th Century guy: -Who the heck is Rasputin?
Rasputin: "Your Grand Grand Grand Kids will love me!"
“I guess you guys aren't ready for that, yet. But your kids are gonna love it.”
@@belisarius6949 *grand grand grand Daughters
Fabian Van Persier well he'd be treated the same as he was in the 20th century... HERETIC!!!!
i mean he was alive all those years ago so i dunno how he wouldn't know.
When Novgorod insults the Tsar
Marcus Aurelius, so this what the stoics listen to gain inner peace and happiness. *Im a happy man now*
Th're hath lived a c'rtain sir in Kievan-Rus longeth ago
that gent wast big and stout, in his eyes a flaming gloweth
most people did look at that gent with t'rr'r and with feareth
but to Kiev ladies that gent wast such a lovely lief
that gent couldst preacheth the bible liketh a preacheth'r
full of ecstasy and fireth
but that gent eke wast the kind of teachest'r
distaff wouldst desire
Bravo!👏👏👏
I absolutely love that you included Putin on the cover art, referencing the meme video with the scientists making dance shoes. Next recommendation: Ocean Man by Ween!!!!
That REALLY works. This interpretation brings out a real medieval mode. Great job. Wasn't sure at first about the overlaid Russian dancers but it was well edited and timed. Definitely a great job. Well done.
When you survived the red wedding and they sing songs about you:
Do Dschinghis Khan Moscow!
🎶 Moskau, Tor zur Vergangheit, Spiegel der Tsarenzeit... 🎶
Oh, that would sound AMAZING medievalized!
Here's a different channel who've done Moskau : czcams.com/video/TityXB8_SHA/video.html
Mongols :we already conquer the entire Europe and Asia let's go invade Russia!
Winter :
Mongols managed to conquer it though. It was in Poland that they stopped. Still, Russia did kick them out
@@NIDELLANEUM and even then they burned the place to ground before going to vote for the next Khan
Mongols came from a colder place so it was easy for them.
you realize the mongols went through russia to get to europe? XD geography.exe has stopped working
@@gottwangs7854 also, Mongols had sliced through the southern Russian principalities exactly in winter.
*OUR* crusade
prince of muscovy wants to know your location
Nice comment, but take in mind that Rasputin died before the communist took over Russia.
When your wife recommends a new council member, but you were away, weren’t you?
My what?
I see you're a man of culture as well
Maybe Rasputin.exe just lagged everytime they tried to kill him.
Nobody:
The Grand Duchy of Moscow in 1300's:
When you do a holy pilgrimage just to end up in the Russian court.
"Damn Medieval GPS!"
The best minstrels in all of Kievan Rus where called to write such a magnum opus.
Thank you for making these, they're really wonderful and now I have some fresh medieval beats to listen to while I play Age of Empires
I love how prolific this channel is! Thanks for all the great tunes!
Golden Horde: **collapses and leaves a power vacuum**
Some crazy dude named Ivan:
Ca- Ca Cath-er-ine, Glory to the russian queen.
I'm so happy I discovered this music. Wonderful job on the video!!
I've been clicking less of em cuz theres so many- but this was a cover I needed. Thank you u.u
You keep popping up in my recommendations... I never felt so weirdly satisfied with my life....
“Therith lived a certain sire long ago, he was big and strongeth, in his eyes thine was a flaming glow”
When you became the queens favourite doctor, but the monarchy's about to go down and it was all for nothing, yet you party one more time, sipping poisoned wine and literally calling shots, only to get drowned by your problems
I've been looking forward to this
I remember listening to this back in the day at my local tavern, they had fine wenches and a strong ale. The Bards played better back then.
Thou dweltest in goodlier taverns than I, forsooth. The ale at mine local was oft full weak and of ill savour, and the wenches therein were loathsome to behold! No bard deigned to step foot in that lowly house but for one lone wretch the which could barely hold his music pipe, let alone a tune thereon!
if Rasputin lived in medieval times he would properly declared saint after his death
or even a prophet
Love the consistency
Never have I ever clicked faster in my life. Absolutely beautiful and well done.
Thank you. I needed this in my life
When you finally secure a warm-water port
When you are Muscovite and about to lose battle against Mongols but hear someone shout:
*"Дмитрїй Донской со своимъ войскомъ подходѧтъ на помощь! За Родинꙋ мꙋжикы!"*
i've been waited for this moment, all my life.
This is what we have needed for a long time. Thank you good sir
AMAZING!!! ❤❤❤
Look at those madlads dancing.. incredible
Wow, I just new this channel and you hace so many good covers!! Keep It Up c:
I’ve been waiting for someone to do this song!
Peasant 1: “Ye knows thee Rasputin ?”
Peasant 2: “Nay. But thee music be lit”
Hell yeah another song to add to my epic medieval party playlist
Sounds like a good playlist. Have you considered adding this; czcams.com/video/xV6DnNt_ptE/video.html
@@user-rd6cr9uc9b thanks bro!
Please, share your glorious playlist with us
@@alvarovieira5683 czcams.com/play/PLO2Bn2RE4l3KcpcaKQboHS6SuoiAff4d3.html
Get a bard to sing this! Please! Rasputin commands it! :D
We have all been waiting for this
Here's a suggestion for you, All Star by Smash Mouth, and have a medieval drawing of Shrek as the thumbnail.
I think it has alredy been done
No one:
Russian Music in the 1300’s:
Охуенно смешно
Loved your book man!
Damn i have never clicked so fast! CZcams finally recommended some good quality stuff
Boney M. is such a wonderful artist, I love Rasputin, it's such a classy n groovy song in my opinion, this was really awesome, really brought my day up 👌
Yea yea yea Rasputin tupper of the Rus Queen
Amazing! I cannot stop listening to this.
Omg I love the dancing guys overlay, SO funny!
_'twas a certain peasant; in Rus' long ago..._
Th're hath t'were lived a c'rtain sire in Russia longeth ago
That gent wast big and stout, in his eyes a flaming gloweth
Most people did look at that sire with t'rr'r and with feareth
But to moscow maidens that gent wast such a lovely lief
That gent couldst preacheth the Holy Book liketh a preach'r
Full of ecstasy and fireth
But that gent eke wast the kind of teachest'r
Ristaff wouldst desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lov'r of ye Russian queen
Th're wast a gib yond very much wast gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest loveth machine
T' wast a shame how that gent hath carried on
That gent did rule the Russian landeth and nev'r mind the Czar
But the Kazachok that gent did dance very much wund'rbar
In all affairs of state that gent wast the sir to prithee
But that gent wast real most wondrous at which hour that gent hadst a wench to squeezeth
F'r the queen that gent wast nay wheel'r dealeth'r
Though the lady'd hath heard the things that gent'd done
The lady hath believed that gent wast a holy healeth'r
Who is't wouldst healeth h'r son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lov'r of ye Russian queen
Th're wast a gib yond very much wast gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest loveth machine
T' wast a shame how that gent hath carried on
But at which hour of his drinking and lusting
And he did hang'r f'r pow'r
Becameth he known to m're and m're people
Ye demands to doth something
About this outrageous sir
e
Becameth loud'r and loud'r
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
"This sir's just did get to wend", did declare his enemies
But the maidens did beg, "don't thee tryeth to doth t', prithee"
Nay doubteth this Rasputin hadst lots of enshielf charms
Though that gent wast a brute, fair maidens just hath fallen into his arms
Then one night some men of high'r standing
Setteth a trapeth, those gents're not to censure
"Come to visiteth us", those gents hath kept demanding
And that gent very much cameth
Ra ra Rasputin
Lov'r of ye Russian queen
Those gents putteth some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest loveth machine
That gent did drink t' all and hath said, "i feeleth fine"
Ra ra Rasputin
Lov'r of ye Russian queen
Those gents didn't did quit, those gents did want his headeth
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest loveth machine
And so those gents did shoot that gent 'til that gent wast dead
Forswooth, those Russians!
You sir, deserve more subscribers!
I needed this
"There will live a certain man,
In Russia a long time in the future"
[Lyrics to ye singeth along!]
There hath lived a certain sir, in Russia longeth ago
That gent wast big and stout, in his eyes a flaming gloweth
Most people did look at that gent with terror and with feareth
But to Moscow peasants that gent wast such a lovely lief
That gent couldst preacheth the Bible liketh a preachether!
Full of ecstasy and fireth
But that gent eke wast the kind of teachester
Distaff wouldst desire
Ye, ye, Rasputin!
Lover of the Russian queen
There wast a gib yond very much wast gone
Ye, ye, Rasputin!
Russia's greatest loveth machine
'Tis wast a shame how that gent hath carried on
But at which hour his drinking, lusting and his hunger for power becameth to known to more and more people, the demands to doth something about this outrageous sir becameth louder and louder!
That gent did rule the Russian landeth and never mind the Tsar
But the Kazachok that gent did dance very much wunderbareth!
In all affairs of state, that gent wast the sir to prithee
But that gent wast real most wondrous at which hour that gent hadst a wench to squeezeth
For the queen that gent wast nay wheeler-dealer
Though the lady'd hath heard the things that gent'd done
The lady hath believed that gent wast a holy healether
Who is't wouldst healeth her son
Ye, ye, Rasputin!
Lover of the Russian queen
There wast a gib yond very much wast gone
Ye, ye, Rasputin!
Russia's greatest loveth machine
'Tis wast a shame how that gent hath carried on
"This sir's just did get to wend!" did declare his enemies
But the ladies did beg, "Don't thee tryeth to doth, prithee"
Nay doubteth this Rasputin hadst lots of enshielf charms
Though that gent wast a brute, those gents just hath fallen into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Setteth a trapeth, those gents're not to censure
"Come to visiteth us" Those gents hath kept demanding
And that gent very much cameth
Ye, ye, Rasputin!
Lover of the Russian queen
Those gents putteth some poison into his wine
Ye, ye, Rasputin!
Russia's greatest loveth machine
That gent did drink all and that gent hath said "I feeleth fine!"
Ye, ye, Rasputin!
Lover of the Russian queen
Those gents didn't did quit, those gents did want his headeth
Ye, ye, Rasputin!
Russia's greatest loveth machine
And so those gents did shoot that gent till that gent wast dead!
This versions are so freaking awesome!
No idea why this was reccomended to me but I love it
When you conspire against the corrupt Tzar.
Some people don’t know that rasputin lives until 1916
To put a bit of perspective of when Rasputin was running around Russia, it was 1916 when he died. Directly in the middle of WW1, Aspirin was recently invented and used as a popular cure all. Guns became more popularly manufactured because of the war effort. The last Tsar of Russia wouldn't end their reign for another 2 years. In roughly 35 years after Rasputin's death, Television would become popular in most western homes.
All of this was just barely over 100 years ago.
Just got this notif
Not disappointed
Please do:
- The Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin
- Something by AC/DC, preferably "Highway to Hell", "Let There be Rock", "Hell's Bells" or "Thunderstruck"
- "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas
The medieval people's dance. With the same amount of starvation.
Oof size: Maximum.
Accuracy: 100%
Thank fuck for bardcore making life as peasants a bit better.
Total RANDOM post after researching Bowie tunes on ukulele tonight! THANKS! Rasputin is one of my major uke projects...so it is 'ordained' that I have to play this! Ooh those Russians! Not a great time with what's going down, but SUCH a great song! Love-on-ya! Sue. XXX
You are a true legend
Wundebar
Hmm yes, vodka magic song
Mongols: *invades*
* Final boss music: *
*plays astromania as a secondary bgm*
Great video :D
Soviet Anthem next please, comrade!
MONARCHO-SOCIALISM TIME
Это просто для души
You know I'm being productive because I'm listening to this instead of getting work done.
when your lord sends you on a diplomatic mission to Rus and you see a very strange ortodox monk dancing after being poisoned and he still alive
When Olga of Kiev decided to play with birds: