Love Was Arrested, Alex Jones Loses Big, Kitboga Calls In - Off The Rails #45
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- čas přidán 27. 04. 2024
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0:00 Intro
1:30 America Takes A Couple W's
11:00 Ryan Kavanaugh Ripped Off Black Creators
15:20 Harry Potter Houses
21:15 First We Feast
26:00 Ethan Issues A Correction About Belle
35:00 Sam Donation War
1:02:20 Jeff & Tana happy about BFFFF
1:08:00 Talking About Jason Nash & Banks
1:10:30 Kitboga's Funniest Moments
1:28:30 Kitboga Joins The Stream
2:09:00 Love Arrested While Livestreaming
2:21:00 Alex Jones
2:29:00 He Should Probably Sue His Lawyer
2:31:30 Ethan Promoting Alex Jones Supplements
2:34:00 2500' Gifts From Saudi Print
2:38:30 More Alex Jones - Zábava
I'd like to request a montage of Ethan saying, "I'm not a theatre kid" followed by all of the costumes and characters Ethan has played over the years.
please
LITERALLY ETHAN
Bonus add him singing Hamilton lol
Haha yes this needs to be done!
I swear nothing will top the uncle fester costume
When Ethan said “a kid with cancer couldn’t raise this much” I left my body and went to heaven that shit made me laugh so hard I died
I’m surprised Dan didn’t take that opportunity to tell the world how “cancer isn’t funny..”
That’s the kind of comedy I tune in for. The world is horrible enough to take jokes seriously. This fanbase has a serious issue with laughing at dark humor.
Typing this from heaven. I was merging on a highway...
@@3rdeye931 bruh. Even when we are literally saying that we're laughing at something the edgy mfs still feel the need to complain 💀 my god
@@Jordan-ig5vy don’t let it upset you, it’s an entertainment show
Not Ethan telling Sam to grab his bag to give her $100 like a rich dad hearing the ice cream truck outside lol
THIS hahaha
@@Kigoz4Life She's shy.
@@Kigoz4Life She said thank you multiple times throughout a 3 hour stream.
@@Kigoz4Life she did say thank you, and she's genuine about it. She didn't ask for the money and now she feels pressured into buying the car which is a big deal regardless of being given loads of money. She's trying to be thankful whilst also not encouraging people to keep giving her money because she's obviously not comfortable with it
😂😂😂😂
The milking the prostate convo is killing me, then love’s “the things I’d do for 5 mil” and Ian’s “$500 and a ride home” both had me laughing out loud
Ian is so funny, I always love it when he chips in. Under appreciated king
and zach’s laugh😭
Read this comment before and was waiting for it…. Crying right now
Olivia socially engineering herself a job is absolutely a Slytherin move
Perfect and obvious example!
Yessssssss 😂
She’s a hybrid: Slytherpuff
We get it, you just learned of the term "social engineering" in the Alex Jones segment, you're soooo original. You could've at least waited until the next episode to start using that joke, it would've been less obvious to literally ANYONE paying attention to this episode.
@@aodigital9421 chill
Ethan handing sam money was like watching a grandpa handing their grandchildren $5 to buy a snack
I have been searching for this !!! I was thinking of a mom handing their kid lunch money 😂😂😂
Telling her to grab his bag like the ice cream truck was outside lol
Papa bless
The grab my bag had me dyyyying haha
"go on Sam, take this $100 and buy yourself a Jeep"
Jason doesn’t deserve to be on the BFF tour IMO. Not until he seriously apologizes for what he did to Seth.
Jason is terrible period he can’t act like he didn’t do anything to Trisha either
@@jonnawelch3918 Totally agree. Part of me wonders if Ethan is so easy to forget all of this just because of his bias against Trisha. Trisha does over exaggerate a lot of things but there’s video proof of him food shaming Trisha constantly. And Jason hasn’t addressed the Seth situation at all as far as I’m aware.
I dated a guy who acted like Jason, he gives me terribke vibes. He was probably nonchalant, uncaring, moral-less, an old man getting with women half his age when hes been married and has kids closer to Trishas age than this, but no
one mentioned that, blah blah... Just his vibe is horrific and his voice sounds so fake when he acts like he cares. He is such a narc.
I just can't take his "caring" baby voice seriously. It's creepy
I COMPLETELY AGREE!
“I’m not a theatre kid, how dare you give me Hufflepuff”
Two secs later: omg we went to Disneyworld again and it was amazing
Dink Doink plays in the background
Ethan: playing sick air guitar and passionately singing along.
Love seeing Cam get recognized for not only his amazing artistic ability but his stellar voice impressions as well!!! CAMILY!
✍️CAMILY!✍️
who's cam?
@@NoLight333 🤣🤣🤣
CAMILY!
Yeah yeah who cares
Gotta say, Cams been killing it lately, love hearing more from him
Yeah love hearing that deep Penguinz0 voice
his background is perf 🐰🌼
1000%
There was something about his audio feed being delayed before im glad they've got him hooked up properly now
Yeah it's kinda interesting how when AB is gone both Cam and Olivia participate more
Edit to clarify: I don't mean to make it seem like ab is somehow preventing participation. Maybe they're just stepping up to fill the roll or Ethan asked them to be more vocal or something. Didn't mean to make it sound like ab is some evil boss or something lol
I loved hearing Kitboga. I work in Financial Crimes at a bank and work with so many customers who have been victimized. We try to set them on the right path towards recovery, but in reality many are at an age where they will never get back to where they were financially after some of these scams. Some lose so much that it’s enough to make you throw up. It’s great to have a heart towards scammers who likely don’t have a much better life, but in reality they’re the ones hurting people who don’t know any better and haven’t done any wrong :(
Same - totally co-sign this. As someone in a similar line of work, the joy I feel when scammers get scammed is indescribable.
Very interesting!! I also work at a bank as an asst. branch manager, I’d love to get some insight in Your type of work. Peace & love ✌🏼
When Olivia says "oh she has a heart" and Zach plays the Obama soundbite saying "and pussy too" was incredible. Top 10 soundbite moments fr
I almost fell off my chair 🪑🤣🤣🤣
I fucking cackled in shock
Ian is hilarious
“500 and a ride home” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When we learned he don't have a car it became even funnier 😂
Love turns on his mic just to make sure Ethan can hear him laughing at his joke lol
I've always noticed this and I absolutely love the idea of it
I love it. Gives me serotonin to hear love giggle
i couldn't tell if it was just a soundbite or him actually laughing every time 💀
zach always looks so proud after the intros also WHO IS SAYING THEY WANT IT SHORTER
*GIVE US THE LONG VIBES*
Only ethan is wanting that
Ethan requested last week to cut down the time. 😂
LITERALLY the intros being comically long is half of what makes it so funny😂😂😂
Him just sitting there like “😄” while everyone applauds is the highlight of every off the rails for me
Ethan please don’t make amends with Jason, not really a great look to be on good terms with an assaulter. Especially when you’ve shown support to the victims, SA is not one of those mess ups you can forgive because it was in the past.
Thank you!! I love making amends but some people don’t deserve it and have done unforgettable and unforgiving things!
I agree. Same goes for Tana. She literally filmed a dead body in 2016, laughing at the person (the person overdosed) with her friend and saying they saved them. I believe she only deleted the video because, she got backlash after Logan did it or because the whole Tanacon debacle.
and as i remember, he hasn’t even acknowledged the whole situation..
Facts
Love being interrogated by ths police while his viewers are playing fart sound was Iconic.
He needs to edit in a Swedish “sorry officer” at the end of the poopy sound for future incidents
I was laughing out loud in the middle of the street. People probably thought I had some mental issues now lol
Shout out to Cam's "Alex Jones" impression. Had to put down chores to make sure I wasn't hearing things, and shout out to Sam's new electric Jeep!
cam and zach are both really good at impressions
@@drewev Zach doing impressions of different singers is super impressive!
multitalented king n queen
@@drewev yes Zach is GREAT and his C man impression is top notch but I feel he's definitely been recognized and now Cam is being recognized too 😊
Did you finish those chores?
The whole prostate bit had me cracking up. The boys lowering their prices was too funny. Ethan would do it low key.
do you have a timestamp?
@@crushpisces 27:20
Zacks face after the crew listens to his remix intro is the same face a mom has when her kids are opening Christmas gifts. He’s so proud of his work as he should be! He kills it every time! ❤️
“A kid with CANCER” I nearly swerved off the road 💀💀
😂😭😂 sameee. Note to self, don’t watch off the rails while driving.
It's a shame you didn't 🤷♂️
It’s true though, kids die all everyday because they can’t afford help, while streamers get ‘donations’ for luxuries. But that’s capitalism for you :)
@@Chuchutrain806 That’s not capitalism, that’s people donating of their own free will to an entertainment industry they enjoy. I watched the show and it didn’t cost me a dime.
Capitalism is large scale corporations who make billions, underpay their staff, mark up their prices during high demand, and then purchase and partner with other corporations to create a monopoly so that only a small percent can profit. It’s a rigged game.
Sam mentioning casually that she wants a certain car and people who can afford to be a member donating to try and show appreciation for a member of the team isn’t capitalism.
@@Chuchutrain806 have you done any donations to help kids with cancer and their families? 🤔 do you talk to everyone that has donated to Sam and ask if they have donated to cancer patients? 🤔 lmk
Why are off the rails episodes always so good. The crew’s charisma together is unmatched FAMILY FAMILY FAMILY
Cam is super relatable for anyone who works in a creative field. Also he's super charismatic without even trying.
Like hiw wym? No hate
The Kitboga and H3 crossover is everything!!! I love that Ethan and Dan are his fans
Me too!!!
Ethan telling himself to calm down after his own outburst was not only hilarious but also is the peak chaotic and yet self controlled king that we love to love. Also the light clapping afterward by Zach… beautiful. Family. Camily. Danily.
Timestamp? Please 🙏
I replayed that so many times! 🤣
@@erikas.9062 2:45:45
@@hannahmiller6793 🐐
Samily
Ethan: "Would you ( *insert the most disgusting, vile, putrid thing you could possibly think of* ) for ( *obscene amount of money* )?"
Everyone: ( *discussing logistics, pros, cons, hesitation* )
Love: (immediately): "I'd do it for half that price bro are you kidding me"
We love our hustler mindset king... Every time Ethan does this I'm screaming at the screen "YES OBVIOUSLY DO IT" and then Love saves the day lmfao
This is literally L[G]BT sex. Lmao “Would you get this man off for x amount ?”
Crew :All start going lower and lower for their price 🤨
@@ShootingStars618 u know these are Ethan’s deepest desires
_Saudi Prince immediately shopping Love around to his wealthy buds & pals_
Y’all think 👌👈 is disgusting vile and putrid? bunch of p00sies bro 😤
Ethan: mind blown for males around his age getting scammed.
*Last episode they were on a scam website about to drop $100K*
Lmaoooo
LMAO
I was surprised they didn’t bring this up at all. They even talked about it this episode. I was thinking the same thing😂😂
Ethan: I'm not huffepuff!
Also ethan: so I went to Disneyland and it was ahhhmazing
The whole Jeep fund for Sam really warmed my heart. Sam deserves the world 💕
The moment before it all went wild I was hoping Ethan would just jump in and say he'd buy her one of the old ones, with off-road wheels and no doors. This was better, though.
Or maybe she'll buy one of those? Maybe not so bad in this economy?
Ethan’s gonna get a violation for the cancer joke, even tho it was the funniest shit ever
@@freeyayo1488 What was the cancer joke?
@@basstrammel1322 52:40
@@basstrammel1322 52:40 !!
I’m SO happy how much more Cam has been coming out of his shell while live. We need more Cam comments and impressions. 💕
I frickin love kitboga, he got me through lockdown. I couldn’t go anywhere or see anyone so I’d just let his videos roll and laugh my ass off while I did puzzles or played video games.
ethan saying “our non binary king and queens” has me weak
he tries so hard… one day he’ll get there lol
LMAOOO I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT 😭
He means it in the best way possible but he pulled a David Doobrik and _missed the mark with that one_ 😭
fr i spit out my drink😂
I never noticed anything funny about that until I read the replies to your comment 🙈. Guess I'm still in the process of learning to better myself...
CAM FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!! Ever since he said he felt forgotten sitting 30 feet away from Ethan with broken headphones lol, I’ve been noticing him more and more. He’s just a kooky, super honest guy with an erratic sense of humor.
I adore Cam. So much.
Time stamp?
Olivia donating through chat to Sam when she is literally less than 10 feet away is the cutest
This was a crossover I was not expecting. I binge kitboga and never knew he was in Ethan’s radar at all. Great work Ethan. Keep it up
Ethan with the "even a kid with cancer couldn't raise funds like this" 😂😂😂
I'm listening at my job and holy shit did I need everything in me not to laugh at that
@@Kigoz4Life how is she spoiled lmao?
Ethan says “goodbye” to the audience at the “end” of every episode like my family after Thanksgiving dinner
that is literally the perfect analogy shout out to your family
🤣🤣🤣
I fucking died when Love got pulled over and chat started playing farts 😭😭😭😭
It's disgusting what the people in my country manage to pull off but please don't judge us all based on this. I've been called a scammer on the internet for no reason and it made me sick to my stomach. Peace and love y'all 💞
That’s so messed up! Scammers scam everywhere and there’s nothing the people in their country can do about it 😞
peace n love to our indian friends. i’ve heard lots of racism towards indian people and it’s so disgusting, and i feel like it’s not widely addressed enough. you don’t deserve judgment based on individuals. also people need to stop thinking it’s ok to be fucking racist, i’m sorry. 😐
Hear me out… Zach, The Jersey Outlaw, and Ian go car shopping… I feel like this would be golden
Haha I did not listen to the whole episode before commenting 🫠
I have to agree with Dan saying that Jimmie Lee was his "cringe kryptonite". I have a low threshold for cringe anyway but dude, Jimmie Lee is way too much for me. But if Zach and Ian were involved (and if they could possibly keep him in check), it just might be watchable..
Hehe your diabolical and I’m living😈
The poor guys don’t deserve that
So psyched to see KitBoga on the show, he’s absolutely fantastic
I lovee KitBoga, his vids are hilariouss
I've never heard of him until this. I love his energy, he seems so happy and genuine. Loved the vibes during the interview!
Bro right!?! I love he gets recognition
Thanks for having Kitboga on. It was fun to see two shows that I watch and enjoy collide. Everyone seemed like they had a lot of fun. 5 stars to all involved.
52:41 is the funniest moment in the show and I laughed way too hard on that. Ethan, you’re fucking hilarious 🤣
This was such a great ep. I hope Olivia still gets as much screen time once AB gets back. Also the whole Sam segment (that continued until the end of the show and I bet in future eps) was hilarious and amazing especially Ethan’s cancer joke about it when Zach was dying laughing. 😂
I'm going straight to hell, that bit had my hollering laughing 😂😅
Olivia could get more if she just talks, there's no pre-defined amount of screen time lol
Time stamp for that joke please 🙏
With all the props Sam hand makes she most def deserves the Jeep! So happy for her!
@@Ena48145 there are billionaires who hoard most of the worlds wealth while exploiting others and do nothing with it, but you’re upset that someone who works hard made 7k from people donating on their own free will? Yeah… this world is so screwed.
@@Ena48145 the jealousy levels are too damn high! yes, the universe isn’t fair & I’m fucked too...but when I see a talented individual get treated really well who could easily be struggling in some small town in Georgia, it makes me happy
@@Ena48145 so just don't donate, no reason to complain or be bitter
@@Ena48145 she said her car has broken down many times already and she works really hard at her job i would say it's well-deserved.
@@jessicapartida6239 same pfp !!
I love the podcast so much because even when I feel completely alone when I watch you guys I feel like I’m hanging out with good friends and my mood is instantly lifted ❤️❤️ love y’all so much
Just requesting a massive, wide, practically fishbowl lens camera shot of the entire room with everyone either in shot or distorted and barly discernable in the edges. It would really be a million dollar shot
Sam deserves it! She works hard.. She is behind so many great episodes
Agreed!
Facts
@@Kigoz4Life she literally like handmakes almost all of their props,costumes, sets bits up, etc. she is an integral backbone to the show and the skits that we love. Yeah, some people were probably donating because she’s a pretty girl, but you sound like an incel downplaying her impact on the show.
@@Kigoz4Life If people call you an incel every time you make a critique then you may want to reflect inward.
3:00:55
Olivia and Cam are such a Hufflepuff in the best ways. Outgoing, hardworking, and loyal. Hufflepuff are definitely not lazy!
Hufflepuff also has badass house colors
The lazy ones are just called muggles, never saw a single Hogwarts house take LAZY ones .D
@Chad Klein go on...
@Chad Klein this is delusional
@Chad Klein you keep posting misogynistic shit on this video dude. Go be mad at women somewhere else
You had me rolling in my bed at 52:36! That shit was too funny! I can't believe how many times I played that sh!t back with tears in my eyes!
Same, dude! Screenrecorded and sent it to all my friends
I just wanna say shoutout to the H3 mole episode. Pending biopsy, looked a bit suspicious. Never had been to a dermatologist before. Keep the good vibes coming!
Shout out to H3 family😎💖
wishing you good luck!!
Benign baby😎✌🏻
@@MirandaTheGreat_ sorry for late rply oops,,Im so happy for you peace and love!
Sam does so much for the show, she really deserves all the support she received :))
Been a fan of Kitboga for a while. Cool to see him on the show. The man is doing God’s work.
Love kitboga ❤️
Literal worlds colliding ✨
He’s amazing
I haven't gotten to that part yet!! This comment got me so excited 😭
@@b1gmacsauc3 same omg😍 he is so funny, I love when he’s a little old lady lmao
Ive watched an insane amount of hours of kitboga and seeing him on h3 is just insane
I love how proud Zach looks when he hits that spontaneous sound bite 🥹😂
I feel like Olivia is really starting to blossom on the podcast lately and i LOVE IT. She's actually so hilarious and witty
I remember when she first started how she would say she wasn't too comfortable to be on camera just yet. Think it had to do with a segment based around applying beauty products to one of the crew members or something? Either way, now I feel like if that opportunity was presented she would jump right at it.
Lol well it's funny cause i absolutely love AB too but i think him being gone right now has been a golden opportunity to have the spotlight on her a bit more and you can tell shes having a great time
Olivia and AB need to switch places.
Seriously. She is awesome.
@@user-is6zo5sr5r yup, cringe
OK. Enough with the Hufflepuff slander. Hufflepuffs are known for patience, loyalty, kindness, and (and I quote!) "propensity for hard work."
Thank you! Nothing wrong with Hufflepufff!
I’m a Ravenclaw, but I also don’t agree with the surface level reputation Hufflepuffs get. It’s just not right.
Hufflepuff pride!!!!!
I am a Hufflepuff and couldn't believe the slander. Thanks for standing up for us!
I was searching for this comment! THANK YOU!
Love that Kitboga called in. Love him. My grandma was scammed a couple of years ago and I think he does great work
The sound bite of Howie say “ what are we going to de about it? “, and “ow” have to be top contenders for sound bite of the year.
man i’m pissing my pants at the rapid fire fart sounds while love is getting a breathalyzer
Kitboga is goated, thanks for having him on the pod. Also the cancer kid joke was so fucked, but so funny ngl.
I'm so glad Ethan got kitboga to do the voice without the changer. Have been wondering what it sounded like for a year lol
Omg I love @kitboga, I never would've thought of this collab before! Thanks ya'll!
This was such an iconic episode. I also loved how other people in the H3 family were on more than usual. From love being pulled over, to Sam getting her keep money, to Olivia in AB’s seat
Same I’m living for those 3 and Ian getting more time
The crew was on fire today, great to see everyone get some shine
Finally. Been depressing af last handful of episodes.
Very interesting call in!!!! I often find myself zoning out through some of them because my brain can’t stay interested but I loved hearing from Kitboga and seeing his content- it was so funny and I have never seen it before. Thank you to everyone for making these episodes. I am part of the cult.
The Alex Jones thing remind me of when I got sued last year after I sold my house. The guy suing me was trying to say I did not disclose some water leaks in the house. But he submitted text messages where he was discussing the leaks with the real estate agent before the deal closed. Text messages we did not know existed.
I obviously won for anyone wondering.
Ian is literally my favorite, we need more Ian on the show 😂
He’s hilarious 🤣
Ian will always be my favorite!!
Olivia asking "why are you guys lowering your price?" sent me, woke up the fucking dog
Sam deserve a jeep! She’s a humble queen and an immense talent!
Kitboga talking brings me so much happiness like he speaks with so much purity and sweetness there’s just something about him
100%. Kitboga just comes across like such a gentle, kind soul. Wholesome dude.
I love Kit so much, he's so modest and likeable, and his videos are freaking hilarious! I hope they have him on again!
we need the h3 collab on the scammer call... even though Ethan is historically bad at “prank calls” it could be beautiful with team help
Can someone make a montage of all the times the crew have sung and danced to dink doink?! That shit makes me so happy!!
Cam is KILLING it lately! amazing voice impressions and edits!
HOT TAKE: Ethan creating these shows and elaborate skits mean that he IS a theater kid, just an adult
100%
i cant stop laughing about love getting pulled over with those sounds going off its so funny
Can we please get a soundbite of Olivia saying “how’s that shit taste?!” 😂 14:00
Absolutely love that Cam is coming out of his shell. His impressions are spot on 😂❤️
The sounds effects when Love got pulled over !! Fricking gold !!
Shout-out to Zach for openly saying he goes to therapy!!! ❤️ King
The fart sounds during Love's interaction with the police murdered me
definitely one of my favorite episodes ever omg love is always so hilarious, i had never heard of kitboga that shit had me dying, cams impressions, sams jeep it was all just perfect such good vibes from the crew
seeing love's comfortability with just messing around with cops and turning the camera on them is insane.
Zack: "no I can't that day i have to go to the doctor"
Ethan: "What, another toe thing?"
Zack: "No. Therapy"
can relate, I used to tell people I had a doctor’s appointment instead back when it felt like talking to a therapist was super stigmatized
Kitboga is the man. He is just too patient and funny all while providing content and a legitimate service.
The scam call stuff is a content goldmine if you can navigate it properly and willing to make content out of it.
Anytime I hear that anyone hates Ethan I’m so confused bc he’s genuinely one of the realest people on the platform. Nobody is perfect but he actively works toward bettering himself. It’s admirable.
The First We Feast video was soooo good!!! You guys are so entertaining, and it was fun to see such uncommon snacks get highlighted!
I love hearing Dan genuinely crack up off mic especially when Kitboga was doing the girl voice
I believe this was Olivia's best episode. She seems to have found her comfort zone and as a longtime foot soldier, I am here for it.
I legit thought she might be high 😂
not ethan saying “my non binary kings and queens” 😭😭😭😭
Zach hitting that Jason nash laugh after the chat said to make up with Trisha was to good
I'm blown away by Cam's impression. I thought Alex was really trying to sell me a milking for a second.
I was thinking MONTHS ago how epic it would be if H3 crew watched some Kitboga content since he is such a comic genius and was so happy when I saw his name!! My boi finally getting some long overdue recognition across this platform
I’m so glad you had kitboga I’ve been watching him for years
Huge kitboga fan, have been for years, glad you had him on!
I died when they were going over how more men were being scammed and Olivia goes “because they deserve it”
Awesome!! LOVE KITBOGA !
Me too!!!! You two are the best scammer scammers on CZcams 💝💐💐💐
@@blububblebish it's called scam baiters (in case you didn't know :))
Rosie, your videos are also really excellent. I was hoping they were also aware of you in the scambaiter space!
2:53:31 HAS TO BE the BEST soundbite drop Zac has ever made. IT WAS PERFECT TIMING and hilarious
This has been one of the best off the rails. My ribs hurt from laughing when Love gets pulled over.
Shout out this episode was so funny from beginning to end. I never miss an episode but rarely am out loud laughing quite this much. Love you guys and congrats Sam!