Splatoon 3 But Stupidly Summarized

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  • čas přidán 11. 11. 2022
  • This video was heavily inspired by ‪@ChrisShwafer‬ incredible story videos and ‪@cas‬ ultimate recap videos
    The original delay lama part: • NEVER GIVE A SPLATOON ...
    #splatoon3
  • Hry

Komentáře • 348

  • @ScarletEmber64
    @ScarletEmber64 Před rokem +876

    Lyrics:
    _pop_
    Racism!
    eey yo o oo o weh eh ai ye wa a
    ha ha ha ha-
    _LOUD THUD_
    AAAAAAAA
    Raci-
    _crack_
    *high pitched shriek*
    oooo (eagle) caaaanadaaaaa our-
    (ALARM) BANG BANG
    aaaauuuuggghhh
    (baby laughs)
    ooooooohhh my gaaawd
    _deep cut music_
    ha ha ha ha-
    *fly zooming*
    *shiver swallows*
    _taco bell ding_
    _pop_
    *mario walks*
    _water splashes_
    eeee
    _calming piano music_
    _CRACK_
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    _among us walk sound effect_
    _sad piano music_
    squeesqueesqueesqueesqueesqueesqueesque-
    Racism! (smash bros elimination sound effect)
    ほう…向かってくるのか……逃げずにこのDIOに近づいてくるのか
    近づかなきゃ, てめーをブチのめせないんでな
    Jojo!
    Golden wind!
    _squeeky toy noise_
    _EXPLOSION_
    Racism!

  • @SillieSamMan
    @SillieSamMan Před rokem +498

    The "racism" hits harder when you play as an Octo

    • @erickrivera9729
      @erickrivera9729 Před rokem +8

      Fr

    • @LeafBright
      @LeafBright Před rokem +21

      I know right? I am an Octo boy!

    • @Board64
      @Board64 Před rokem +16

      As an octo girl I can confirm

    • @hbpstudio29
      @hbpstudio29 Před rokem +11

      Yea, as another octo girl, i would've punched him
      (If i wasn't bored, heh...)

    • @pixleeevee5383
      @pixleeevee5383 Před rokem +16

      I reamber when I was first playing and he was talking smack about the octolings I thought "Dude I'm right here..."

  • @ArtistSince05
    @ArtistSince05 Před rokem +878

    I love how Craig Cuttlefish just says *”Racism”* and then the final battle involving Mr. Grizz and Little Buddy is exactly a Jojo Reference.
    Brilliant work.

    • @springtrap_66pg66
      @springtrap_66pg66 Před rokem

      it's stupid

    • @da_pwo
      @da_pwo Před rokem +2

      @@springtrap_66pg66 that's the point

    • @aidansexton47
      @aidansexton47 Před rokem +7

      Small fry is the giga Chad among them.

    • @burbuja9126
      @burbuja9126 Před rokem

      Who the actual fuck thought it was a good idea to add cultures in a nintendo game with a fandom

    • @OfficialG606
      @OfficialG606 Před rokem

      art

  • @Minemuscle
    @Minemuscle Před rokem +875

    I’m already finished with story mode and can safely say this is accurate.

    • @MidnaNightengale
      @MidnaNightengale Před rokem +20

      The only inaccurate thing, is that specific little buddy doesn't have the correct Jojo haircut.

    • @Grindelsire
      @Grindelsire Před rokem +5

      “Already” bro you’ve had 2 months

    • @Minemuscle
      @Minemuscle Před rokem +2

      @@Grindelsire I adapt quickly.

    • @BlouePickdMan
      @BlouePickdMan Před rokem

      true

    • @BlouePickdMan
      @BlouePickdMan Před rokem +2

      @@Grindelsire i got it a month ago and i'm done story mode 100%

  • @arandomguy3563
    @arandomguy3563 Před rokem +533

    “RACISM”- Craig cuttlefish 2022

    • @eyesofender3075
      @eyesofender3075 Před rokem +27

      If you don’t know why cuttlefish only says racism is because in all three splatoon games. He thinks octolings are bad, he will even talk about why he thinks the octolings are bad in the intro of splatoon IN FRONT OF THE PLAYER OCTOLING

    • @nevadaman7699
      @nevadaman7699 Před rokem +1

      @@eyesofender3075 b r u h

    • @eyesofender3075
      @eyesofender3075 Před rokem +2

      @@nevadaman7699 woops, let out my inner nerd

    • @nevadaman7699
      @nevadaman7699 Před rokem +2

      @@eyesofender3075 no I meant bruh in gramps being rasit

    • @Al-cf9qi
      @Al-cf9qi Před rokem +1

      It took me way too long to realize that he wasnt saying "praise the sun"

  • @nunoosorio3832
    @nunoosorio3832 Před rokem +225

    This feels like Sr. Pelo meets Cas van de Pol.

  • @IAteABox
    @IAteABox Před rokem +82

    Craig Cuttlefish be like:
    “It’s not racist if they’re too uncultured to listen to Calamari Inkantation”

    • @jax.mp4
      @jax.mp4 Před rokem +9

      “Listen to the beats or I break your knees oh wait we don’t have bones” -Former Captain Craig Cuttlefish 2022

  • @gasterthemaster6490
    @gasterthemaster6490 Před rokem +113

    Bear: exploded
    Octopus: redeemed
    Cuttlefish: racist
    Hotel: Trivago

  • @Nohc
    @Nohc Před rokem +391

    As someone who hasn’t played Splatoon 3, this is 100% accurate

    • @helpmefortheloveofshrek6623
      @helpmefortheloveofshrek6623 Před rokem +22

      As someone who doesn’t know what the fuck a squid is, this is 100% accurate

    • @SillieSamMan
      @SillieSamMan Před rokem +12

      I've played can confirm 100% accurate

    • @Db--jt7bt
      @Db--jt7bt Před rokem +2

      As someone who only plays Turf War because ranked is too stressful and story mode isn’t fun, I concur.

  • @Ranixo286
    @Ranixo286 Před rokem +110

    I can't believe we taught little Buddy to Squid bag

  • @insanity2896
    @insanity2896 Před rokem +146

    The " Gardening with Captain 3" bit caught me so off guard
    Also that ending tho-

  • @MoonOnyx0937
    @MoonOnyx0937 Před rokem +354

    I will never unsee the anime fight with buddy and grizz. Thank you. :)

  • @ScrugglyEldritchBeing
    @ScrugglyEldritchBeing Před rokem +65

    Now I can't get the thought of Capt 3 having a passion for gardening out of my head and quite frankly, I don't want to

  • @TheRainbowninjakitty
    @TheRainbowninjakitty Před rokem +38

    Cuttlefish: RACISM
    My Octoling: Dafuq you just say to me old man?!

    • @jaywilson65
      @jaywilson65 Před rokem +2

      Octoling🐙:🔫 cuttlefish🦑:🧹

    • @huskydylan6178
      @huskydylan6178 Před rokem +3

      My octoling before final boss (Finally, the racist old man is dead, F**K HE'S STILL ALIVE)

  • @Jars_of_Wiis
    @Jars_of_Wiis Před rokem +181

    This video is top tier. Gotta love splatoon

  • @SexyMintFurry
    @SexyMintFurry Před rokem +21

    As a canadian, I can confirm that Future Utopia Island is just Canada. It felt like home while I was there. Launchpad and all.

  • @rey_0f_sunshine.
    @rey_0f_sunshine. Před rokem +28

    Let’s be Fr for a moment:
    If Captain 3 didn’t sprain a tentacle they would have been too powerful and Grizz would have died in a second

  • @sethfeldpausch4337
    @sethfeldpausch4337 Před rokem +78

    The Jojo bit had me ROLLING😂😂😂

  • @calciumfree9626
    @calciumfree9626 Před rokem +44

    0:06 this real caught me off guard

  • @eeveebest11
    @eeveebest11 Před rokem +7

    I need to see how Smallfry and Callie's tableturf game turns out.

    • @bunchthemunch
      @bunchthemunch Před 6 měsíci

      Callie loses and then commits arson😍💞

  • @SammichLizard
    @SammichLizard Před rokem +54

    Bro tenta misiles killing Octavio is so true

  • @xris671
    @xris671 Před rokem +19

    love how the gardening with captain 3 bit took up like 1/3 of the video

  • @miakiikazu
    @miakiikazu Před rokem +22

    I would watch a whole gardening show of Captain 3

  • @X3..
    @X3.. Před rokem +21

    0:51
    This should’ve been the scene in the actual storymode

  • @AverageEveFan
    @AverageEveFan Před rokem +10

    "Oh well
    Time to break my ankle again for no aparent reasson"
    -Captain 3

  • @qinliu_cat1204
    @qinliu_cat1204 Před rokem +29

    I can't count how many times I've replayed this video, Captain is so cute

  • @MadAstroGamer05
    @MadAstroGamer05 Před rokem +82

    0:21 had me 😭💀

  • @Pit1620
    @Pit1620 Před rokem +29

    I hate how accurate this is

  • @Hero_Of_Dragons2015
    @Hero_Of_Dragons2015 Před rokem +38

    This feels 100% Accurate! I experienced EVERY SECOND of this! LMAO

  • @Spikel3t
    @Spikel3t Před rokem +19

    You summarized my entire experience in a nutshell, find an old guy, boss falls over itself and then get dropped to tilted towers, then 🗿and yeet cut just there, menacing space fight between a fish and a bear in outer space and finally needing to go to the hospital after all of it, Splat 3 everybody! (In all seriousness, great adventure)

  • @Iwillrarelymakevideos
    @Iwillrarelymakevideos Před rokem +11

    "Racism" He's literally joking because he forgot to say everything else

  • @ScatterbrainKitsune
    @ScatterbrainKitsune Před rokem +9

    "H U U-"
    -*Big Man, 2022*

  • @Al-cf9qi
    @Al-cf9qi Před rokem +11

    this emmits huge cas van de pol vibes and i love it

  • @BlouePickdMan
    @BlouePickdMan Před rokem +7

    Nintendo needs to make Lil Buddy vs Mr grizz into an anime lol

  • @2bitches9sluts
    @2bitches9sluts Před rokem +8

    I'm still so confused as to how captain sprained her tentacle if tentacles are like hair😭 like the sploon characters are boneless, yummy gummy if you will, HOW DOES SHE SPRAIN A TENTACLE?!?!

  • @RandmGUY-lb1yn
    @RandmGUY-lb1yn Před rokem +11

    This is one of the best things I have ever seen

  • @BenTheMelon
    @BenTheMelon Před rokem +4

    This feels like the alternate reality version of terminalmontage and I mean that in the best way

  • @ST0AT
    @ST0AT Před rokem +7

    Craig Cuttlefish, one of the gamers of all time

  • @BaDArxz
    @BaDArxz Před rokem +2

    Dio Mr. Grizz and Bigfry Joestar are two things I never thought I needed until now

  • @Befernfard0fo
    @Befernfard0fo Před rokem +7

    Thta's one buffed mr grizz!

  • @novasoup
    @novasoup Před rokem +9

    i love how you included mario sunshine because big mans boss fight is a reference to a boss from that game

  • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
    @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 Před rokem +2

    Craig: RACISM
    Me playing as an Octoling: Mmm...

    • @gasterthemaster6490
      @gasterthemaster6490 Před rokem +1

      Mabye I'm overanalizing this, but OE had the purpose of making Cuttlefish not racist, so that we could play as an Octoling in 3.

  • @that1sprig
    @that1sprig Před rokem +18

    Why is this so accurate? Also really amazing animation! I love that style!
    Subscribed

  • @RandmGUY-lb1yn
    @RandmGUY-lb1yn Před rokem +11

    I think I watched this video like 5 times in a row already xd

  • @Cucumbers291
    @Cucumbers291 Před rokem +5

    The fact that everyone thought it was delay lama.

    • @Coalgate_frsh
      @Coalgate_frsh Před rokem

      I mean, pretty warranted though. The sounds were both made with the same software

  • @GeoglzGonzalez-fk9ku
    @GeoglzGonzalez-fk9ku Před rokem +4

    0:27 big man be like.

    • @bunnyboy6594
      @bunnyboy6594 Před rokem +1

      I can tell that you like murder drones too

  • @Hyperkoii
    @Hyperkoii Před rokem +13

    * Sniffles *
    Beautiful :,)

  • @ivyw5862
    @ivyw5862 Před rokem +2

    I’m fucking wheezing I can’t stop watching this. 💀💀

  • @LittleCaesar753
    @LittleCaesar753 Před rokem +2

    0:30 I didn't understand the gardening with cap'n 3 until I thought about cap'n 3 removing the fuzzy ooze.

  • @NeutralLikeSwitzerland
    @NeutralLikeSwitzerland Před rokem +4

    Damn, cuttlefish is really fond of racism.

  • @Isaac-qv2rx
    @Isaac-qv2rx Před rokem +5

    as a person who first splatoon game is this one, i can confirm this is accurate.

  • @ainikyu551
    @ainikyu551 Před rokem +4

    Humanoid Little Buddy will always haunt me.

  • @larsthememelord3383
    @larsthememelord3383 Před rokem +5

    cuttlefish: NIG-
    mr. grizz: its 2022 you cant say the N-word
    cuttlefish:NI- (gets spongebob battle for bikini bottom dehydrated)

  • @espiagamez1587
    @espiagamez1587 Před rokem +6

    0:47 *enter sad dramatic song*

  • @rngamba9379
    @rngamba9379 Před rokem +15

    racism prevails again 💪💪💪

  • @clauxzaga
    @clauxzaga Před rokem +7

    i sent this to my friends and only i know what is happening lmao

  • @Deejayjax
    @Deejayjax Před 10 měsíci +1

    I love how smallfry is just bopping to delay lama

  • @LOVE-iv2pw
    @LOVE-iv2pw Před rokem +2

    Cuttlefish: *dried up*
    Lil Buddy: *squeaky toy seabagging on the alleged corpse*

  • @katsoupman3218
    @katsoupman3218 Před rokem +3

    Feels like a sophist + terminal montage video

  • @AgentRukusu
    @AgentRukusu Před rokem +3

    0:53 *Yes Yes Yes Yes YES*

  • @buzzbee8913
    @buzzbee8913 Před rokem +4

    Love gardening with Captain 3 and ankle just go yeet

  • @Zel-Veraan
    @Zel-Veraan Před rokem +3

    My word, how much of that fuzzy ooze did Captain eat?

  • @valentinamatheu4013
    @valentinamatheu4013 Před rokem +13

    I love this, thank you 😭

  • @Lavendermixel
    @Lavendermixel Před rokem +8

    I loved how you drew shiver!

  • @St4rryTV
    @St4rryTV Před rokem +37

    Hilariously on point, good job

  • @someweirdo428
    @someweirdo428 Před rokem +1

    The only thing that could possibly make this better is if squid cuttlefish’s “RACISM!” was higher pitched

  • @whippethacreem7299
    @whippethacreem7299 Před rokem +2

    Little Buddy brought Mr.Cuttlefish back with the power of racism.
    W moment.

  • @theceoofsayingno7825
    @theceoofsayingno7825 Před rokem +1

    I love how new agent 3 is in a wheelchair despite inklings and octolings not having bones

  • @samuelkerr4912
    @samuelkerr4912 Před rokem +3

    The jojo's reference is too good

  • @ToadTimewiiu
    @ToadTimewiiu Před rokem +6

    Best animation of the year and summary

  • @peggsnbacon
    @peggsnbacon Před rokem +3

    [wheezy voice] racism

  • @cobaltordinaire5219
    @cobaltordinaire5219 Před rokem +5

    *OOOOO CAANADAAAAAA*

  • @yesno6319
    @yesno6319 Před rokem +3

    as someone who hasnt played any splatton in their entire life but is planning on playing splatoon 3 after final exams finish, I can confidently say I have absolutely no idea what is happening but I am enjoying it

  • @akiooosama
    @akiooosama Před rokem +9

    RACISM!!!

  • @michaeli7976
    @michaeli7976 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I think the first 5 seconds summarizes every campaign by itself, except octo expansion

  • @bookid1581
    @bookid1581 Před rokem +2

    *R a C i S m*
    -Cuttlefish

  • @beebowserjr93
    @beebowserjr93 Před rokem +1

    Toodles: WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!?

  • @Kevs_BS
    @Kevs_BS Před rokem +6

    gotta love the art style

  • @bloop003
    @bloop003 Před rokem +2

    I nearly shit myself from laughing so hard at this

  • @toppz69
    @toppz69 Před rokem +5

    Accurate

  • @jessicajameshernandezgil9556

    R A C I S M
    -cuttlefish 2014=2022

  • @reezuleanu1676
    @reezuleanu1676 Před rokem +1

    Incredible how Splatoon, Xenoblade Chronicles, and many more games can be summed up as "RACISM".

  • @eway44
    @eway44 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I need a clip of cuttlefish just saying racism

  • @Vsillegalwife
    @Vsillegalwife Před rokem +1

    1:06 so accurate of agent 3 being in a wheelchair

  • @Kent_D_Nur
    @Kent_D_Nur Před 4 měsíci +1

    0:47 This frame is actually sadder than the game one.

  • @BIGman-xi8ut
    @BIGman-xi8ut Před rokem +3

    I got splashed by Mario oh noes

  • @TheNebulaKnight399
    @TheNebulaKnight399 Před rokem +1

    This is the most beautiful recap ever. A+

  • @oddgorl23
    @oddgorl23 Před 10 měsíci +1

    POV: The new Big Run stage has been announced but its your house

  • @ZenithPeak1
    @ZenithPeak1 Před rokem +2

    Translation for the Jo-Jo part:
    Grizz: Ho, so your approaching me? Instead of running away you choose to fight?
    Huge fry: I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer
    Grizz: HOHO THEN COME AS CLOSE AS YOU LIKE!!

  • @crybabybf1990
    @crybabybf1990 Před 3 měsíci

    0:28 I love how water apparently makes big man dry

  • @chasetepgarland3779
    @chasetepgarland3779 Před rokem +2

    Racism
    -Craig cuttlefish, 2022

  • @nabbitgohome9672
    @nabbitgohome9672 Před rokem +3

    I love how your art sytle looks I hope to recreate it or make it funny or adorable as this.

  • @maohemu262
    @maohemu262 Před rokem +1

    Agent 3 is like that only because they did the secret kettle i see...

  • @medievalcastle6751
    @medievalcastle6751 Před rokem +2

    i love your artstyle so much

  • @galacticpancake1606
    @galacticpancake1606 Před rokem +2

    Inklings can come in all different shapes and sizes oh, as well as octolings

  • @Agent-4-
    @Agent-4- Před 10 měsíci +1

    Captain Cuttlefish: RACISM
    Captain 3: Gardener
    Smallfry: Muscles no.1
    Mr Grizz: Muscles no.2
    Agent 3:Peasant

  • @Wevoxtheinkling
    @Wevoxtheinkling Před 2 měsíci

    Shiver has successfully show me how to rage quit without rage quitting

  • @Pretty_preppy12
    @Pretty_preppy12 Před rokem +3

    0:03 racism 0:13 racism aghhh 0:41 ahhhhhh!!! 0:48 more racism! Plus squeak

  • @ezpz4me562
    @ezpz4me562 Před rokem +2

    Yep this is story mode

  • @H4rpyW1tch
    @H4rpyW1tch Před rokem +1

    I have beaten the Splatoon 3 storyline and I can verify this is 100% accurate 😭