God Gives Up On Humans So He Sends Angels To Exterminate Them
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- čas přidán 30. 06. 2021
- For the patrons and staff at a dusty roadside diner, the day begins as usual, but when the phones go out and a sweet old lady goes on the attack, it's a harbinger of the terror to come. As the horrifying nature of the situation sinks in, help arrives in the form of the archangel Michael, who tells a pregnant waitress that her unborn baby is humanity's last hope, and he will do anything to protect it.
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Son: Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose?
Dad: That’s because your mother loves roses
Son: Thanks dad
Dad: No problem, Jeep
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey dad
Hey jeep, I'm dad!
@@ghostslayer1981 What lol
@@aidang20633 random nonsense is happening
@@ghostslayer1981 konosuba reference
Bro I swear Michael is the only one with a functioning brain in this movie.
I mean hes not human
@@spongebobby6027 All humans should still have functioning brains though, what does that have to do with him not being human.
@@envy3999 Well Michael is like a veteran soldier. Once you've been in the shit it doesn't faze you. Whereas the actual humans with him are civilians or "wet-behind-the-ears". Remember these Angels have seen all of humanity go at each other and kill each other since Cain and Abel plus I'm sure they battle demons regularly. People may not believe me but we do have our own guardian angels (which makes this movie even scarier to think about) so yeah...
@@weaselwolf8425 dam
Whats your dp i feel like i saw it once
If they looked like actual Old Testament Biblical Angels they would scare the shit out of everyone.
A giant flaming wheel full of eyes chasing us... Yeah... That's the worst possible situation
Made out of light, having wingspan of more than 50000 years at God knows what speed, yeah
nuke ur modder
That would be overkill and a awaste, why send those when you already have a limitless supply of legions to have?
4 faces and shit lol
In this movie God found out about Twitter and instantly gave up on humanity
That is completely understandable.
Very understandable i would too after reading a few texts devoid of rationability
and reddit dont forget reddit
Yeah the dark side of Twitter, the bad side of DeviantArt, the dark side of Google, the previous world wars and the other bad stuff of the world
Or about toxic positivity and the infinite number of ways that concept is used to exploit people and steal from them. Like corporations selling appalling, despicable shit to people and using fanboys like tampons.
And then Michael became a Vibranium Android carrying an Infinity Stone.
Vision is definitely a sidekick
@@j.r09160 yes
Lol
And Gabriel was reincarnated as Blob.
A vibranium robot carrying an infinity stone dating the strongest Avenger who also got killed twice in the span of 45 seconds
“the woman then gets up, and starts crawling on the ceiling” LMFAOOO
We now return to when killer grannies attack
That's a demon action lol
ma'am this is a wendy's
When a Karen doesn't get to speak to the manager.
@@HartlyLion lol right? XD
"Gabriel gave god what he wanted but Michael gave God what he needed"... that's some deep stuff right there folks.
God is a man-child, who needs parental help. confirmed
@@CoDaCrypt How can I disrespect a character of fiction though?
@@CoDaCryptWait... I have to stop replying to you? That's the opposite of free speech. If you don't like what I say just ignore me. Easy enough for anyone
@@CharterForGaming What he meant is that freedom of speech does not correlate with freedom of being disrespectful mate, you can speak freely but at least respect other people believes.
@@jonathan_hanst Good words
Humanity: “You told us you would ever erase mankind again after Noah’s ark!”
God: “No, I specifically promised that I would never flood the Earth again.”
I seriously don't get christian concepts.
Why God, all the love in the world, do something as horrible as flooding all of the earth?
Weren't adam and eves grandchildren inbred? And why create any pain and suffering for anyone, why can't everyone be happy?
@@abcxyz- Adam and eve weren't real, the creation stories are more figurative, showing God's power and it was made for ancient Israelites who didn't know Jack abt science. This is coming from a Christian who learned this in a Christian school
@@abcxyz- it's obviously because someone just stumbled on an old fictional writing and said
"I can make a religion out of this"
@@hakugei-_-5800
Ok jokes apart, i was serious...
I seriously want to know about any explanation to my questions
@@abcxyz- because Life wouldn't also matter if everyone would be constantly filled with happiness, love, compassion, empathy, sympathy etc. It'll be meaningless
I literally only remember the old grandma scene - it was so terrifying as a kid to watch an old lady be so evil.... only for me to later find out old Karens exist...
Ikr 😂
wait bc i only remember the grandma scene too
I remembered every part of the movie
same lol
😂
"Every day we stray further away from God"
But this movie was the last straw
Hello there, tell me, why dont you have a mustache?
hey, it’s nice to see you again in the comments.
Hurr durr why funi CZcams man here give me likes hurr durr
Lol
I see you in every single channel that I watch how do you get every top comment maybe it’s your friends that like the video idk
I guess sending angels is a better option than causing a world ending event.
Trust me no its not. What you said is just a tickle compared on whats gonna happen😂
But guess what the world ending events are going to happen
Yoo you watched that hentai? I'm assuming you did bc of your pfp
The animation was bad but it was pretty good for a first upload
@@unwantedshogun5071 what hentai are you talkin bout (link?)
@@watermalon6718 For educational purposes?
And then Michael joined the Avengers and Jeep went to drift in Tokyo and Kyle became driving partners with Dom's family
Don’t forget Audrey joined the Arrowverse
The guy from the Fast and Furious movie is named "Jeep"
lol.
first ez
Roman too
Sean from Tokyo drift
I got a fast and furious add in the middle of this video
@@boredb5623 no one cares
God came back from his vacation and searched up “what’s a lolita?”
I😟
someone put hentai as his screensaver too
@@pee3987 being female doesn't really mean anything to me, that just means you're not the same gender as me, nothing wrong, but ffs if those people weren't doing that, they could be professional artists
@@pee3987 people have different beliefs, some say male, some say female, some say no gender but just say he, idk
@@pee3987 pretty sure that every picture of what people think god looks like is an old man with a big white beard
One of the best CGI wings I’ve seen still from this day, I watched this years ago and still I can’t forget those wings
Definitely. The wings were beautiful!
Where
the way he pauses while introducing the characters always makes me laugh for some reason 💀
Jeep....
“He hesitated to shoot the old lady” the old lady is literally flying towards him with her hands out
Not even flying dog fuckng Sliding
@@Toixc-Badboy sliding thru the air
@@maxpulido4268 also slidin through them dm's
@@reapxiety bruh
God: People are too cruel and violent and have lost compassion. I'm going to kill them all.
Gabriel: Good plan.
God: Send them this sweet looking old woman to eat them. It will make them hesitate.
Michael: But didn't you say...?
God: ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME!?
So glad I watched this film in summarized form because Sandra's idiocy would have made my blood boil.
The film _is_ great, yes.
But you're right, dealing with Sandra will make your head implode.
What’s the movie called?
@@giovannicarrillo4967 Legion
because of Sandra, God lost his faith in humanity XD
@@Senpai-Haru Sandra was basically Karen, and every Karen takes us further from God.
"When I was a kid, my father would sit by my bed every night before I went to sleep. And he's say to me, "Percy, if you don't wake up tomorrow, if it turns out that today is your last day on earth. Will you be proud of what you've done in this life? Because if you ain't, you better start getting square."
LMFAO Y DO CHRISTIAN PARENTS DO THAT SHIT
I bet that father was a stoic 😁
Did Percy listen?
A good lesson I guess, but kind of weird to say to a child.
The old lady climbing the wall always makes me laugh
Spider Lady, Spider Lady, does whatever a Spider Lady does.
"all babies are going to burn-"
*add pops out*
Watermelon: *starts vibing with sea shanties*
what do you do with a drunken sailor~
@@soupboy7662 t h r o w h i m o f f t h e p l a n k
@@dragoneater2008_ you’re need to add more space between your words. I read it as “thro whim off thep lank”
i fucking hate that ad
@@kwewee it’s cuz ur brain didn’t mentally want to see it that way
Movie: ANGEL'S KILL EVERYONE
me wanting to know who thought JEEP was a good name:
Seems to be a Indian or something name
Real reason why God sent angels to Earth
He was from fast and furious thats why
The same person who thought diesel is a good surname
@@mr.baldilocks3561 Patches
SCP 096 has broken out of containment. All suriving personal are advised to remain in a secure location until a Mobile Task Force is able to re-contain the escaped SCP's!
wut?
@@fridayfunky9996 you're clearly a 12 year old with 0 culture
Would’ve been a better ending
@@fridayfunky9996 scp foundation
yoooo a fellow scp fan
Ive fallen in love with these types of commentary short recaps lol i love it!!!
Fr & we all watching a movie in literally less than 20 mins 🤣
People were so bad in this movie that God couldn't forgive anyone and had no choice but to give up on all of humanity,
I can't really blame him when we have people naming their kids' "Jeep"
I guess the myth of the Flood might explain?
Well, thousands and thousands of years, and humanity is still making the same mistakes. I don't blame God.
i wonder what drove god to the edge, maybe it was twitter
@@howdy7734 ww2
@@funnelingspace9268 lol but twitter is crazy asl
They wouldn’t last this long if god just send some Evangelion sized angels.
Ahh evangelion the depressing anime that gives me *depression*
@@rin1092 LLLLL
@@rin1092 aaaaah, yes, the floor is made out of a floor
I mean it wouldn't matter how or what. God could use a talking lolipop for all we care
Another '' anime fan '' !! Hey friend.
“zombies”: *grab charlie*
me: oh no-
ad: l’oréal now is more sustainable than ever!
Lol
*Even angels can’t outsmart bullet*- TF2 heavy probably
That grandma was the ultimate Karen of all time
Yeh, she is coming to defend all the Karens from nasty people, they just act like that because they need huggies and kisses.
All the karens bow before her.
"I want to eat the manager!!"
She's the boss of all Karens worldwide.😄
That's the one, this guy spoke FACTS!!!
The real MVP was homeboy with that Brett Favre frying pan throw
yo that shit was fr the most clutch shit in history i will die on that hill
😭😭😭😭😭 the best ever moment
@@canofsoda fr tho straight up badass
Percy needs to join the nfl like god damn
H A Y A T O
Legion is still the greatest supernatural horror I’ve seen
@italkcrab Yes. The first fight scene with Gabriel and Michael was awesome, the wings were very cool.
Once again god pulls a mad prank on his creations
that's one bold title. caught me off guard, not gonna lie. 😭😳
They make the plot the title 😂 and it’s always so dark
Lol
@@josiahdabeast5983 I like your pfp
Well 😂 gods done it before
E
God: * makes people *
People :* bad *
God: * floods earth to get rid of bad *
People * still bad *
God: * sends jesus down to get rid of bad *
People * still bad *
God: *well at least i tried*
Edit: I’m not intending to insult anyone here so don’t take this seriously
well yeah pretty much but in the bible it states that there's one more thing to get rid of bad, in the world that God will do and it's guaranteed to work this time according to the bible at least
@@donovanmitchell8325 SCP Foundation: *Are you sure about that*
God sent Jesus to save people from sin, and it worked and still does work and will work for all time for those that believe that Christ died for their sin and rose again 3 days later by the power of God through the Holy Spirit.
@@donovanmitchell8325 when that happens ILL EAT A BURGER Y WHEN IT HAPENS ILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH AN INFINITE BURGER THAT WILL NEVER STOP REGENERATING
It's more about free will than anything
My guardian angel is no other than the Arc Angel Michael ❤️😇
Gabriel: You’re God’s rebellious son
Me: No, that guy’s down there still
With a God like that, who can blame him?
@@mikicerise6250 yeah. I’d say I’m religious enough (catholic mostly), but during this movie I can’t help but wonder what this universes version of Paradise Lost would be like. Maybe God is like Zeus, and Lucifer is like Kratos. Both bad in their own ways, just one is surprisingly more good than the other
"God Gives Up On Humans So He Sends Angels To Exterminate Them"
Me, who is up at 3 am: *Interesting*
Lmaooo😂 same
yooo same
“This is what happened next”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same
Look up biblically accurate angels you all will be surprised and the message "do not be afraid" will make complete sense
.👁👁👁.
.👁👁👄👁👁.
.👁👁👁.
@@Marksmen17 “do not be afraid, child”
They might look scary but they have good intentions and atleast doesnt become a serial killer
*BE* *NOT* *AFRAID*
They don't have evil intentions so humans are worse
This channel is amazing I feel a shame finding it so late
This was such a fun movie to see! I was in 7th grade when this came out and got to watch it on the theater with my friend and his dad. Feels so weird these days thinking how non existent movie theaters are these days!
"a winged creature appears to be descending from the sky-" *ad about chickens*
LOL
Lmao 😂
Ahh the magic of timing
I got a dried skin ad 👁👄👁
😂😂
“What do you got there?”
“A Knife”
“NO”
I LOVE THIS COMMENT 😭😭
reminds me of asdfa
Classic
I can’t stop replaying that video in my head when I see comments like this
I'm actually more concerned in regards to why that stake ain't fully cooked 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bob gets a shotgun and shoots at the woman....the woman slaps Bob away.......what a line...absolute class LOL
Man god just said: The time has come, execute order 66
Fr 😂😂😂
it will be done my lord
the remaining humans will be hunted down and defeated !
More like Order 666
@i like to eat sniggers No it was actually based off of executive order 9066 issues in WW2. Somewhat the same as order 66 except they didn’t kill them, lol.
“The women then jumps up and then starts crawling on the ceiling”
“Bob gets a shotgun and then starts shooting at the women”
Wow I love this movie
Edit: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh thx bro’s
That was my favorite part the movie.
sounds like a beginning of a joke
@@solidturtle6910 Fr lol
Hello brother
I watched this movie atheist four times never realized his name was jeep im dead
i remember watching this as a kid with my family then being terrified that my grandma would be like that old lady and turn evil
This movie : exists
Devil: Well that was easy
"You gave him what he asked. I gave him what he needed" Best line
personally, I'd feel that God punked me.
Hooweee
But what did he need?
God test his angels, He wanted to see who will follow his orders(Gabriel) or Who will follow what he train them to do(Michael)
@@knoxian9293 Oh wow
Legion seriously messed me up when I was younger
LOL right?
Same.
Same, mother, i blame you for making me watch this on a bootleg cd
Same
The same goes with me, i was so religious back then. It quite fucked me up
Imagine being born and your parents decide to name you *Jeep*
something about a guy throwing a frying pan and hitting an old lady in the face just about killed me laughing
POV: Man who can't get the girl becomes her protector to be saved by an immortal then left to raise a child that isn't his at the end. 💀
@@botep5529 Joe a simp
@@botep5529 yep this film is basically a horror version of the 2nd coming but the 2nd coming is supposed to be horror so yea.
Like mary and joseph
The Holy Simp
Why would God's will be to raise last child without a father lol
This movie is hella underrated. I'm not the religious type, but the film is enjoyable.
Im pretty sure this movie was made for the non religious type lmao
I'm not sure the religious types would like this movie.
@@jayjayjayjay2995 Probably cause it shows God as a flawed figure
@@deadrivers2267 nah their Bible does that already
@@noahhawkins1534 oh yeah I forgot lmao
The ice cream man scene terrifies me a lot. Bravo!
5:24 I wouldn't even last against this enemy.
The crazy thing is everyone died for no reason like at the end God basically was like nevermind
Ikr seems like a plot hole 🧐
I mean hes god he can do whatever the fuck he wants lol
@@michaelmizowski9734 God has killed a lot of people especially in old testament its only really in the new testament that God stopped killing people
@@greatninja2590 It kind of seems as if the old testament God is a different being...maybe Saklas..
@@greatninja2590 People kill themselves by what they do. God doesn't kill anyone. If it's one thing I know, it's this: _HUMANS ARE BASTARDS_
Satan must be sitting in hell like "Well then, thanks for doing my job for me."
Satan wants to corrupt people , not kill them.
I just realize that god was actually angry to humans i
Thought those were aliens
@@user-ov2kx8ql5i satan used to be a angel just reverse him back to angel then god
There are TV series called Legion which are direct continuation of movie, there Lucifer made protection around village for LOLs, basically they have protection as long as fire burns
@@drteska97 Is the show as goofy as the movie I mean in a good way?
[0:59] Zuckerberg is that you ?
This concept is really great i hope this kind of thing becomes a genre
"God Gives Up On Humans"
I don't blame him...
I can beat up god
'' God '' Doesn 't exist.
@@TheRealNickBoone it's weird to think about the fact that nobody asked
@@weshal5732 Ha ha !! I know. Just wanted to offer a reminder.
@@AlternateHollow Wow !! Anyone who doesn 't believe in your made up '' god '' is automatically a '' satan worshipper '' ? I wonder how it is .... only having just one and obviously malfunctioning brain cell !!!!
Never noticed that Audrey is Thea queen from arrow
I was literally just about to comment this xd
yeah when i saw her i was like she looks so familiar
Michael is vision from marvel as well
Oh yeah this is big brain time
This movie has a lot of recognizable actors in it.
Everyone gangsta until the angels are biblically accurate...
This is the movie that has been chilling at the back of my mind
Bob: *trying to shoot Gabriel*
Gabriel: *a beyblade*
Edit: a time stamp so I can come back and laugh at this later 10:48
I laughed at this.
WEEEEEEEEE
SPRIGGAN
Ok
Ok
Imagine the baby grown up asking what happens when I was born? In sweetie you almost got killed by angels trying to kill humanity : ) Edit omg ty for all the likes
But he did grow up though
Spoiler: He is the Chosen One and Michael became his guardian.
I don't think he gets free time to ask about stuff like that
The pained smile killed me.
there is a sequel show called Dominion
9:24 “You know what I hate?”
“Child murderers.”
“Oh no look! There’s one right there!”
*”HEHEHEHE! I’M GONNA GETCHA!”*
Reminds me of Chucky.
yoooo
when the old woman got up the ceiling like that XD
for anyone who wanna watch the sequel its a TV series called "dominion"
Was it any good. I only watched first episode
@@oldomen3788 yes I liked it
I hope there's demons in there.
Just imagine this huge war between angels and demons because Satan wants to stick it to God.
Why's there no jeep in the cast
@@rohitsharma8748 he dies
Well this movie is a trip.
No pressure on raising the last hope of humanity
This movie made me so scared as a kid, that I was scared to put my feet under the table.
There's always there's one guy like Michael who's sceptical when they all literally saw an old lady crawl on the ceiling and a human extend his limbs and rush towards them
"large caliber firearms"
*grabs a 5.56mm M4 patter rifle*, literally a .22 with more juice
Legion feels like a fever dream
fr, omce i got to the swarm of locusts part i was like 'omg i remember this movie'
He had every right to give us up.
I wanted to see this movie when it came out. Never did and even forgot about it until now. That’s why I love this channel.
This gives a whole new meaning to "My child is an angel"
Lmao
Lol
Imagine though, if god started giving angels guns, instead of midevil weapon.
I would guess that the Angels move to fast for the bullets
I'm an Angel with a shotgun~
If only those angels werent eldritch looking beings which are too powerful for mere guns
Lol
@@k-rodkev-dog7449 Fighting till the wars won 🔫😡😇
You know, if God was omnipotent in this movie , he could’ve really undone everything he caused . At least, revive the people that were killed during the events.
I like how at 0:40 the hole looks like a cross
I remember my grandpa forcing me to watch this when I was a kid and now he wonders why I'm obsessed with horror movies
So you chose violence…bet.
@@victorgreer3199 yea pretty much
I say you are wifey material
Guess
@@naewashington8766 I mean, angel with guns. Doom already did that
The way the world is right now this movie will probably a reality in a few months
Edit: Don't go to the replies unless you want to lose braincells in which case go ahead
God: Creates a imperfect world
Also God: Why is the world not perfect?
You can’t create something imperfect and expect it to be perfect
Astakfirullah
God should have created a perfect world instead of expecting it to be perfect
Why did you have to jinx it
Saw this movie already when it came out and you still managed to make it worth the watch
I'm in class and I'm watching this because I'm done with my work. Thanks man!
Forgot to mention the golden moment when Jeep said, “Fuck you.” To Gabriel.
i always love his line "You gave him what he asked,I gave him what he need"🤧🤧
if youve never seen this movie, my family bought it on sale and when people would come over would ask to watch parts of it. an underrated film with a plot that evolves fast enough and ties you to the characters just enough that its a decent watch.
whats the name of the movie
@@andrej2868 legion
The pause after Jeep got me
when you accidentally sht on something related to god*
god: *you know the rules and so do I*
*cocks gun*
Say goodbye
Smart rick roll
I see what you did there.
Niiiice.
And thanks for today’s ear worm.
@@KellyJaye66 understandable, have a great day :)
@Kryptiik 死的 bruh srsly *you dunno the rules*
Bro, i been searching for this movie that I watched about 8 years ago. I watched this movie. When i was 11 and the fun part was it's awesome. Thank you bro. It was nostalgic
Fr I remember bits and pieces of this movie but didn’t know what it was from until now. I watched it when I was like 10
There's a series which picks up where the movie ended called Dominion but with different characters.
Movie name?
@@fantastic4769 Movie name is Legion, the name of the television series is Dominion.
@@fantastic4769 Legion
This channel is gold for people with ADD that can't sit through an entire movie without losing interest. Especially with how contrived modern films are.
This movie is one of the best movies I've ever watched no cap
this man is always in a christian related movie. he is also the protagonist in the movie 'Priest'.
A man of God I suppose
That’s because Paul Bettany is the best
He's Vision in MCU, isn't he?
i almost forgot his crazy priest role in da vinci code.
@@nabiladara385 and yes. he is vision
"Father names son Jeep"
God: *Whelp, time to kill off the humans.*
Michael is like Tyrael, the badass warrior angel. He should have his own series. :)
This brings back the days of when I watched stuff on cds alllllll the time
Thats how you know time flies by. 90s you watched VHS tapes, 00s you watched DVDs and 10s-now is all digital apps/sites ect to Watch movies ;P
So while Gabriel fought just to accomplish God's orders, Michael fought for God to believe in humanity once again. That's a very interesting story, I liked it.
This video really took
“Aw he’s/she’s an angel”
To a whole new meaning
The first scene of the movie gives me some real life Mr. Bean nostalgia-
Me: curious what the Devil would be doing in this scenario whether he’d join god or Micheal
He would be eating popcorn.
@@blitvar1 😭😭lmfaoo
Given he's also a fallen angel for rebelling, he probably wouldn't help God in any capacity. My guess is he'd be amused at Michael's actions and might be inclined to see the child succeed just to stick it to God but definitely not out of any love for humans.
*God
I'd imagine he'd be more inclined to help Micheal. WIth no more damned souls to either feast upon or add into his ranks its just him and gods army. I feel the power balanace would be tipped out of his favor