r/Dontdeadopeninside | huhhh noki parng? nopar king??

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Komentáře • 186

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter Před 8 měsíci +185

    So, is this gonna be a solid 11 minutes of Robin having a stronk? Count me in. I'm a dimwit that'll laugh at anything Mr Boobin says

  • @Goofiest_Ball
    @Goofiest_Ball Před 8 měsíci +158

    This is what happens when a graphic designer has a stroke.

    • @Nightfire613
      @Nightfire613 Před 8 měsíci +9

      I'm a graphic designer, and these gave me a stroke...

    • @ZanderStrom10
      @ZanderStrom10 Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@Nightfire613as a stroke, this gave me a graphic designer

    • @Goofiest_Ball
      @Goofiest_Ball Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@ZanderStrom10 as a graphic designer this gave me a graphic designer

    • @SpicaStudios6427
      @SpicaStudios6427 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@Goofiest_Ballas a stroke, this gave me a stroke

    • @Goofiest_Ball
      @Goofiest_Ball Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@SpicaStudios6427 as a graphic this gave me a designer

  • @something1600
    @something1600 Před 8 měsíci +92

    Nobody can stand against the Nopar King!

  • @Arlosdarkcloset
    @Arlosdarkcloset Před 8 měsíci +20

    I swear a decent amount of the stuff on this subreddit is actually fine, people just don't know how to read

  • @Newbinator
    @Newbinator Před 8 měsíci +10

    7:13 suprisingly works either way
    "You need your shit to get together"
    "You need to get your shit together"

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann304 Před 8 měsíci +12

    10:49 The frogs are early Budweiser mascots. The three would croak “Bud-weis-er” like on the shirt.

    • @MsVilecat
      @MsVilecat Před 8 měsíci

      They predate the WASSAAAAAAAP! one, if it helps. Yes, the ad that made it in the first Scary Movie, and yes, that was a bud commercial.

    • @Reticulating-Splines
      @Reticulating-Splines Před 8 měsíci

      images you can hear

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 Před 8 měsíci

      @@Reticulating-Splines And in my head, it kind of sounds like the butter frog!

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 Před 8 měsíci +32

    The longer this video goes on, the more Robin sounds like a brain-addled Yoda.

  • @Blitzer1001
    @Blitzer1001 Před 8 měsíci +43

    Plot twist: yoda is responsible for all of these posts

  • @DangerAngelous
    @DangerAngelous Před 8 měsíci +10

    2:09 mate we wouldn’t have war if this guy’s art was comprehendable

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 Před 8 měsíci +16

    So the frogs are from the commercial in the mid 90s to advertise the alcohol. It was super effective.

  • @DonSMDT
    @DonSMDT Před 8 měsíci +3

    3:21 OPEC regulations state that the US has to limit its oil productions, in order for other nations to be able to make money. If we were so inclined, we could flood the market with texas oil and cause a price collapse. Would make gas a lot cheaper though.

  • @trishapellis
    @trishapellis Před 8 měsíci +4

    3:32 This one's particularly egregious because the *rest* of the text does just read all the way from left to right

  • @DragonHeartHisMajestyX
    @DragonHeartHisMajestyX Před 8 měsíci +15

    0:46 It sounds as if Robin is constipated or something while reading that. 😂
    BTW, if the text written in your free furniture app looks like that I’m rating it 1 star.

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann304 Před 8 měsíci +7

    1:33 “We are team.” They are the Borg.

  • @SkunkySpinda
    @SkunkySpinda Před 8 měsíci +4

    For Robins question! the frogs are an old budwizer add~ they use to croak the name of the beer! I ONLY know this because I have parents who have seen them~

  • @rynbliss
    @rynbliss Před 8 měsíci +4

    10:45 theres an old budweiser commercial that has frogs croak out each syllable. its the reason my family will respond to a burp by saying "weis" and the correct answer is to finish with "er" (the burp being the first croak of "bud")

    • @jenniferhart559
      @jenniferhart559 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Yep, I think it was back in the mid 1990s 🧓

  • @yelljal2764
    @yelljal2764 Před 8 měsíci +3

    8:38 "That guy I guess". I can't tell if Robin is being ironic or if you seriously doesn't know who Eric Clapton is.

  • @Rodrick_heffley12
    @Rodrick_heffley12 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Robin always makes me shiver me timbers with joy

  • @wieldylattice3015
    @wieldylattice3015 Před 8 měsíci +3

    3:11 wolk folk is actually killing me 💀

  • @WilburJaywright
    @WilburJaywright Před 8 měsíci +2

    7:10 now, this one actually has a double meaning kind of, because some people might say they just need their stuff to get together on its own.

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR Před 8 měsíci +1

    10:51
    The Budweiser frogs!! 😊look up the old commercials!

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey Před 8 měsíci +1

    "Noki Parng"
    The Sweedish Chef's parking space?
    ...bork bork bork

  • @WolfieAn
    @WolfieAn Před 8 měsíci +3

    0:50 for anyone having a hard time reading, I think this says “free furniture app”

  • @MSRTA_Productions
    @MSRTA_Productions Před 8 měsíci +6

    _Hello Darkness, My Old Friend..._

    • @RoyalEric
      @RoyalEric Před 8 měsíci +2

      I come to talk with you again

    • @Door.
      @Door. Před 8 měsíci +1

      Because a vision softly creeping (Google helped me today it can help you guys too)

    • @Rodrick_heffley12
      @Rodrick_heffley12 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Left its seeds while I was sleeping…

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Před 8 měsíci +1

      And are
      the written
      words on
      of the
      the subway
      prophets walls,

  • @officerbanana9096
    @officerbanana9096 Před 8 měsíci +2

    the "know before you go" one cus' I can actually see the design logic behind it. There's not enough room on the smaller window for the "before" and it would look like too much space to have the "you" under "know" both in the big window.

  • @immagical7036
    @immagical7036 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Ah yes, the Nopar King, most evil of all vehicle ruling kings

  • @Xx_Str4b3rr1_Gvtzzz_Xx
    @Xx_Str4b3rr1_Gvtzzz_Xx Před 8 měsíci

    I just got sick, and Robin reading dumb signs makes me happy :D

  • @jonisalmela2399
    @jonisalmela2399 Před 8 měsíci +1

    you could read it as ha_bir_pth_pyday(); then its just an obscure function call. I would guess a custom epoch timestamp related to a custom python module or something.

  • @537zun4
    @537zun4 Před 8 měsíci +1

    No par, King. Someone insulting Tiger Woods 😂

  • @darkdancer46
    @darkdancer46 Před 8 měsíci

    9:20 sounded like you said "they took our jobs..." from South Park! :D

  • @theTwilightSystem
    @theTwilightSystem Před 8 měsíci +1

    The salt and pepper actually made me angry.

  • @athrun2
    @athrun2 Před 8 měsíci +3

    these always remind me of target's 'a new day' brand/line. when I first saw it, it was oriented to be read top to bottom, left to right. like the thing at 0:41. however _unlike_ that, it formed a word in it's first row: and. it took me quite a while to realize what their new "and ea wy" brand was. now it's oriented left to right, top to bottom like normal english & has a spacer before new.
    guess I'm not the only one who had that issue, but others seemingly complained about it

  • @ToriThompson-pj9ng
    @ToriThompson-pj9ng Před 8 měsíci +1

    I have seen the together achieves everyone more poster in person and im so glad to see it here

  • @fionadakitsuneko
    @fionadakitsuneko Před 7 měsíci +1

    5:27 yooo GlassShine??? Noice seeing them here (or not lol)
    9:07 eh, they forgot the accent on the sign so it really *would* be Cafe instead of Café

  • @WilburJaywright
    @WilburJaywright Před 8 měsíci

    7:59 I laughed at Robin reading this way more than I should’ve.

  • @jasonarthurs3885
    @jasonarthurs3885 Před 7 měsíci

    @3:31; "Wolk Folk....in the presence of the correct "you're". I shudder.

  • @WolfBravery
    @WolfBravery Před 8 měsíci +1

    4:42 this one is the one that ACTUALLY makes no sense

  • @carthatrace
    @carthatrace Před 2 měsíci

    We had this sign in our school library that just said “be community”

  • @WilburJaywright
    @WilburJaywright Před 8 měsíci

    8:40 hang on, I think we just teleported to another universe

  • @justapanpirate
    @justapanpirate Před 8 měsíci

    01:15 sounds like one of those inspirational quotes created by an AI

  • @Random-xw3qc
    @Random-xw3qc Před 8 měsíci +1

    Nice of someone to make a parking zone for nokias
    It's quite unfortunate however how the sign wasn't properly written

  • @redstonewolfx
    @redstonewolfx Před 8 měsíci +2

    10:00 "Madrid es cultura" is Spanish. In English, it's probably close to "Madrid's Culture." (Or "es cultura" does not make it automatically Spanish. I’m still learning Spanish.)

    • @lucienzothesmallerone
      @lucienzothesmallerone Před 8 měsíci

      It's more "Madrid is culture". Madrid is a city in Spain and "es" is Spanish for...Is!

    • @lucienzothesmallerone
      @lucienzothesmallerone Před 8 měsíci

      It's more "Madrid is culture". Madrid is a city in Spain and "es" is Spanish for...Is!

  • @wieldylattice3015
    @wieldylattice3015 Před 8 měsíci

    4:07 still thinking of the time someone actually came and took it

  • @cutiep00
    @cutiep00 Před 8 měsíci +1

    YIPEE NEW VIDEO🎉 emkay Is my favorite🥰

  • @asheep7797
    @asheep7797 Před 8 měsíci +1

    7:30
    Fligh higher and you can reach the sky.
    It's a stretch.

    • @Moonlite_Kitsune
      @Moonlite_Kitsune Před 8 měsíci

      Fly higher and reach the sky you can males more sense, and is honestly funnier

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann304 Před 8 měsíci +1

    10:09 Second word pronounced “cool-too-rah.”

  • @tyjuarez
    @tyjuarez Před 8 měsíci +1

    2:11 Many consider making art a form of love. Some consider making love a form of art. 😏

  • @Steampunkkids
    @Steampunkkids Před 8 měsíci

    Last one: Weren’t the Budweiser Frog commercials from the 1990’s?

  • @durk5331
    @durk5331 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I Love that conservatives are so into trying to get any talk about sexual orientation/identity out of schools as if this isn't the age of the Internet....

  • @bird_b0nezz
    @bird_b0nezz Před 8 měsíci +3

    I really hate when people say “back the blues” cause they’re obviously never a victim of police brutality and racial profiling, but next tim3 I see someone say that I’m gonna say: “oh hell yeah them postal workers need a raise”

  • @marshallwAI
    @marshallwAI Před 8 měsíci +1

    7:36 this one might actually be the worst designed product ever. it say "fly higher and you can reach the sky" but whoever thought it was a good idea to layout the word like that needs to be mentally examined. 🤦🤦🤦

  • @rodgerwrinkle9078
    @rodgerwrinkle9078 Před 8 měsíci

    The last one(bud frogs) are from before the Clydesdales.

  • @Proud_of_Yourself
    @Proud_of_Yourself Před 8 měsíci

    0:48 This is Caine helping Pomni with her name

  • @lekiscool
    @lekiscool Před 8 měsíci

    Fly higher and you can reach the sky. 😂

  • @awesomeocelot7475
    @awesomeocelot7475 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Robin when he was reading the first post sounded like he was having a stroke….

  • @kamilslup7743
    @kamilslup7743 Před 8 měsíci +2

    This is literally just the "can't put the words in correctly" part of r/crappydesign and i won't stand for it
    Also bring back r/weirdcore, please don't put robin in there, he will complain and ruin the fun as he always does, put lexi in, she's fun :)

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer Před 8 měsíci

    That second one was free furniture app

  • @luizfernandoano9
    @luizfernandoano9 Před 8 měsíci

    Ah, another of my favorite subreddits.

  • @lady_draguliana784
    @lady_draguliana784 Před 8 měsíci +1

    10:00 is that sign saying you're the Egyptian god Ra? 🤨

  • @suchendelokidottir5673
    @suchendelokidottir5673 Před 8 měsíci +1

    How young are you that you don't know about the Budweiser frogs?
    Hold up, let me go check when that happened
    Oh, the last budweiser frog commercial was in 2000.

  • @graceschreckengost3076
    @graceschreckengost3076 Před 8 měsíci

    I am gonna have brain damage. Thx robin.

  • @AlexPostScript
    @AlexPostScript Před 8 měsíci

    i love pie and movement tbh

  • @klaus.sfc01official30
    @klaus.sfc01official30 Před 8 měsíci

    Guys it's the King of Nopar

  • @Reticulating-Splines
    @Reticulating-Splines Před 8 měsíci

    r/FuckImOld hit on that last one, esp since robin didn't get the reference

  • @Allie-the-autistic-kid
    @Allie-the-autistic-kid Před 8 měsíci +4

    if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. Im quoting. Johnny Depp y'all do u

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow Před 8 měsíci

      Not necessarily, but I know what you mean. I've just seen those choices blow up differently in the past 😬

    • @calcutt4
      @calcutt4 Před 8 měsíci +2

      I prefer just being poly

  • @benpotato9994
    @benpotato9994 Před 8 měsíci

    i think the open energy bumper sticker wad probably about opening up drilling or gas sites, but not sure of specifics as we really don't need specifics at this point to judge them

  • @Bananabrainmuff
    @Bananabrainmuff Před 8 měsíci

    9:21 Y O U W H A T!!!!!

  • @Request_2_PANic
    @Request_2_PANic Před 8 měsíci +1

    2:51, Pronounced like "Net in Yahoo"

  • @tehhypergamer963
    @tehhypergamer963 Před 8 měsíci

    The Watch And Clock Shop.

  • @waterbottle82730
    @waterbottle82730 Před 8 měsíci

    as a big twd fan
    this
    funny
    is

  • @Snuggles_the_Unholy
    @Snuggles_the_Unholy Před 8 měsíci

    Yoda speak do I has cheezeborger?

  • @susannerudolph8469
    @susannerudolph8469 Před 8 měsíci

    0:50 it says "free furniture app"

  • @AlexLuedtke769
    @AlexLuedtke769 Před 8 měsíci

    It says I stand for the flag and I kneel for the fallen. 8:15

  • @CarnisonVoid
    @CarnisonVoid Před 8 měsíci

    This feels a lot like I r/iHadAStroke

  • @tyjuarez
    @tyjuarez Před 8 měsíci

    ngl i scrolled past that first one and figured Noki Parng was just Tagalog or something

  • @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff
    @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff Před 8 měsíci

    How do people screw these up?!

  • @Mario-em9bk
    @Mario-em9bk Před 8 měsíci +1

    hi, please can anyone tell me the sound name when he swore at 3:43

  • @lady_draguliana784
    @lady_draguliana784 Před 8 měsíci

    maybe a street racer misspelled "Mopar King"...? 🤣

  • @user-hd7dv7rr5x
    @user-hd7dv7rr5x Před 8 měsíci

    I have done puppet making, and it is complete hell for my autistic and ADHD brain. Still fun as shit. It's a slog, but the end result is gratifying.

  • @ImExistent405
    @ImExistent405 Před 8 měsíci

    NOKI PARNG

  • @citrusbongo
    @citrusbongo Před 8 měsíci

    when you open a book do you read across the spine?

  • @fabiangarcia7945
    @fabiangarcia7945 Před 8 měsíci

    NOKI PARGN

  • @BOT_CORP
    @BOT_CORP Před 7 měsíci

    Babe, wake up, they just announced r/ihadastroke 2

  • @alexmaarel1352
    @alexmaarel1352 Před 8 měsíci

    Ive been trying to figure out the subreddits name.
    Then it hit me
    Dont open dead inside

  • @fazay9
    @fazay9 Před 8 měsíci

    ah yes. noki parng

  • @kaigraham1287
    @kaigraham1287 Před 8 měsíci

    i don't know some of them were reaching, the salt and pepper was a horrible design but they are on separate shakers. and sometimes we read down, nobody is going to post a childs book to r/Dontdeadopeninside. i hope we don't read (westen) books as though the row on the next page should be read before reading down the page.

  • @esmaraldabangsimony9484
    @esmaraldabangsimony9484 Před 8 měsíci

    2:52 Netanyahu .. yea it matters dude he is committing genocide

  • @Starzzzzz-ne1yb
    @Starzzzzz-ne1yb Před 8 měsíci

    No ki par ng

  • @PatrikH14
    @PatrikH14 Před 8 měsíci

    Can i ask what sound he uses as a censorship sound?

  • @cutedogsandfunnycats8437
    @cutedogsandfunnycats8437 Před 8 měsíci +2

    One minute gang!

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades Před 8 měsíci

    8:15 I stand for the trans flag and kneel for the Animal Crossing

  • @2005Samuel
    @2005Samuel Před 8 měsíci

    NOPAR KING

  • @jakecooper5855
    @jakecooper5855 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Most of these are clutching at straws. Some of them are harder to see wrong and have to be forced to read them wrong.

  • @ajgarcia7144
    @ajgarcia7144 Před 8 měsíci

    Hey emkay? Mind trying r/balloon animals?

  • @MsVilecat
    @MsVilecat Před 8 měsíci

    The Madrid one is in Spanish, that's why it looked like it made no sense. Madrid es cultura = Madrid is culture.

  • @scorchingwarrior
    @scorchingwarrior Před 8 měsíci

    Oo new emkay vid

  • @nadavthedragon2235
    @nadavthedragon2235 Před 8 měsíci

    its prunaunced "bin-ya-min ne-ta-nya-ho" or "bibi" for short. he is the prime minister of israel and he has a cople of charges aginst him for years

  • @melsbacksfriend
    @melsbacksfriend Před 8 měsíci

    Vaporeon is a hot fish

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a Před 8 měsíci

      It's not a fish, fish aren't compatible with humans in terms of breeding

  • @melsbacksfriend
    @melsbacksfriend Před 8 měsíci

    Noki from Mario Sunshine???

  • @wannabebucky
    @wannabebucky Před 8 měsíci +2

    i was not expecting robin to do the absolute best angry conservative voice i've ever heard