r/Dontdeadopeninside | huhhh noki parng? nopar king??
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So, is this gonna be a solid 11 minutes of Robin having a stronk? Count me in. I'm a dimwit that'll laugh at anything Mr Boobin says
I'm havin a stronk. Call a bondulence.
Btw I hope you have an amazing day you awesome commenter :3!
We you
see everywhere
I love these emkay videos
This is what happens when a graphic designer has a stroke.
I'm a graphic designer, and these gave me a stroke...
@@Nightfire613as a stroke, this gave me a graphic designer
@@ZanderStrom10 as a graphic designer this gave me a graphic designer
@@Goofiest_Ballas a stroke, this gave me a stroke
@@SpicaStudios6427 as a graphic this gave me a designer
Nobody can stand against the Nopar King!
New BBEG dropped
@@buckylebuccaneer904 alright im using this for the next campaign i dm
He drives a bone stock, mint condition '70 Dodge Challenger with the 198 cu l6.
He is, the NOpar King.
I swear a decent amount of the stuff on this subreddit is actually fine, people just don't know how to read
7:13 suprisingly works either way
"You need your shit to get together"
"You need to get your shit together"
10:49 The frogs are early Budweiser mascots. The three would croak “Bud-weis-er” like on the shirt.
They predate the WASSAAAAAAAP! one, if it helps. Yes, the ad that made it in the first Scary Movie, and yes, that was a bud commercial.
images you can hear
@@Reticulating-Splines And in my head, it kind of sounds like the butter frog!
The longer this video goes on, the more Robin sounds like a brain-addled Yoda.
Plot twist: yoda is responsible for all of these posts
2:09 mate we wouldn’t have war if this guy’s art was comprehendable
So the frogs are from the commercial in the mid 90s to advertise the alcohol. It was super effective.
3:21 OPEC regulations state that the US has to limit its oil productions, in order for other nations to be able to make money. If we were so inclined, we could flood the market with texas oil and cause a price collapse. Would make gas a lot cheaper though.
3:32 This one's particularly egregious because the *rest* of the text does just read all the way from left to right
0:46 It sounds as if Robin is constipated or something while reading that. 😂
BTW, if the text written in your free furniture app looks like that I’m rating it 1 star.
1:33 “We are team.” They are the Borg.
Apes together strong.
For Robins question! the frogs are an old budwizer add~ they use to croak the name of the beer! I ONLY know this because I have parents who have seen them~
10:45 theres an old budweiser commercial that has frogs croak out each syllable. its the reason my family will respond to a burp by saying "weis" and the correct answer is to finish with "er" (the burp being the first croak of "bud")
Yep, I think it was back in the mid 1990s 🧓
8:38 "That guy I guess". I can't tell if Robin is being ironic or if you seriously doesn't know who Eric Clapton is.
Robin always makes me shiver me timbers with joy
3:11 wolk folk is actually killing me 💀
7:10 now, this one actually has a double meaning kind of, because some people might say they just need their stuff to get together on its own.
10:51
The Budweiser frogs!! 😊look up the old commercials!
"Noki Parng"
The Sweedish Chef's parking space?
...bork bork bork
0:50 for anyone having a hard time reading, I think this says “free furniture app”
_Hello Darkness, My Old Friend..._
I come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping (Google helped me today it can help you guys too)
Left its seeds while I was sleeping…
And are
the written
words on
of the
the subway
prophets walls,
the "know before you go" one cus' I can actually see the design logic behind it. There's not enough room on the smaller window for the "before" and it would look like too much space to have the "you" under "know" both in the big window.
Ah yes, the Nopar King, most evil of all vehicle ruling kings
I just got sick, and Robin reading dumb signs makes me happy :D
you could read it as ha_bir_pth_pyday(); then its just an obscure function call. I would guess a custom epoch timestamp related to a custom python module or something.
No par, King. Someone insulting Tiger Woods 😂
9:20 sounded like you said "they took our jobs..." from South Park! :D
The salt and pepper actually made me angry.
these always remind me of target's 'a new day' brand/line. when I first saw it, it was oriented to be read top to bottom, left to right. like the thing at 0:41. however _unlike_ that, it formed a word in it's first row: and. it took me quite a while to realize what their new "and ea wy" brand was. now it's oriented left to right, top to bottom like normal english & has a spacer before new.
guess I'm not the only one who had that issue, but others seemingly complained about it
haha yeah same
I have seen the together achieves everyone more poster in person and im so glad to see it here
5:27 yooo GlassShine??? Noice seeing them here (or not lol)
9:07 eh, they forgot the accent on the sign so it really *would* be Cafe instead of Café
7:59 I laughed at Robin reading this way more than I should’ve.
@3:31; "Wolk Folk....in the presence of the correct "you're". I shudder.
4:42 this one is the one that ACTUALLY makes no sense
We had this sign in our school library that just said “be community”
8:40 hang on, I think we just teleported to another universe
01:15 sounds like one of those inspirational quotes created by an AI
Nice of someone to make a parking zone for nokias
It's quite unfortunate however how the sign wasn't properly written
10:00 "Madrid es cultura" is Spanish. In English, it's probably close to "Madrid's Culture." (Or "es cultura" does not make it automatically Spanish. I’m still learning Spanish.)
It's more "Madrid is culture". Madrid is a city in Spain and "es" is Spanish for...Is!
It's more "Madrid is culture". Madrid is a city in Spain and "es" is Spanish for...Is!
4:07 still thinking of the time someone actually came and took it
YIPEE NEW VIDEO🎉 emkay Is my favorite🥰
7:30
Fligh higher and you can reach the sky.
It's a stretch.
Fly higher and reach the sky you can males more sense, and is honestly funnier
10:09 Second word pronounced “cool-too-rah.”
2:11 Many consider making art a form of love. Some consider making love a form of art. 😏
Last one: Weren’t the Budweiser Frog commercials from the 1990’s?
I Love that conservatives are so into trying to get any talk about sexual orientation/identity out of schools as if this isn't the age of the Internet....
I really hate when people say “back the blues” cause they’re obviously never a victim of police brutality and racial profiling, but next tim3 I see someone say that I’m gonna say: “oh hell yeah them postal workers need a raise”
7:36 this one might actually be the worst designed product ever. it say "fly higher and you can reach the sky" but whoever thought it was a good idea to layout the word like that needs to be mentally examined. 🤦🤦🤦
The last one(bud frogs) are from before the Clydesdales.
0:48 This is Caine helping Pomni with her name
How’s FFTARUUPERRPENEI sound?
Fly higher and you can reach the sky. 😂
Robin when he was reading the first post sounded like he was having a stroke….
This is literally just the "can't put the words in correctly" part of r/crappydesign and i won't stand for it
Also bring back r/weirdcore, please don't put robin in there, he will complain and ruin the fun as he always does, put lexi in, she's fun :)
That second one was free furniture app
Ah, another of my favorite subreddits.
10:00 is that sign saying you're the Egyptian god Ra? 🤨
How young are you that you don't know about the Budweiser frogs?
Hold up, let me go check when that happened
Oh, the last budweiser frog commercial was in 2000.
I am gonna have brain damage. Thx robin.
i love pie and movement tbh
Guys it's the King of Nopar
r/FuckImOld hit on that last one, esp since robin didn't get the reference
if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. Im quoting. Johnny Depp y'all do u
Not necessarily, but I know what you mean. I've just seen those choices blow up differently in the past 😬
I prefer just being poly
i think the open energy bumper sticker wad probably about opening up drilling or gas sites, but not sure of specifics as we really don't need specifics at this point to judge them
9:21 Y O U W H A T!!!!!
2:51, Pronounced like "Net in Yahoo"
The Watch And Clock Shop.
as a big twd fan
this
funny
is
Yoda speak do I has cheezeborger?
0:50 it says "free furniture app"
It says I stand for the flag and I kneel for the fallen. 8:15
This feels a lot like I r/iHadAStroke
ngl i scrolled past that first one and figured Noki Parng was just Tagalog or something
How do people screw these up?!
hi, please can anyone tell me the sound name when he swore at 3:43
A certain sfx from Re:zero...
maybe a street racer misspelled "Mopar King"...? 🤣
I have done puppet making, and it is complete hell for my autistic and ADHD brain. Still fun as shit. It's a slog, but the end result is gratifying.
NOKI PARNG
when you open a book do you read across the spine?
NOKI PARGN
Babe, wake up, they just announced r/ihadastroke 2
Ive been trying to figure out the subreddits name.
Then it hit me
Dont open dead inside
ah yes. noki parng
i don't know some of them were reaching, the salt and pepper was a horrible design but they are on separate shakers. and sometimes we read down, nobody is going to post a childs book to r/Dontdeadopeninside. i hope we don't read (westen) books as though the row on the next page should be read before reading down the page.
2:52 Netanyahu .. yea it matters dude he is committing genocide
No ki par ng
Can i ask what sound he uses as a censorship sound?
One minute gang!
8:15 I stand for the trans flag and kneel for the Animal Crossing
NOPAR KING
Most of these are clutching at straws. Some of them are harder to see wrong and have to be forced to read them wrong.
Hey emkay? Mind trying r/balloon animals?
The Madrid one is in Spanish, that's why it looked like it made no sense. Madrid es cultura = Madrid is culture.
Oo new emkay vid
its prunaunced "bin-ya-min ne-ta-nya-ho" or "bibi" for short. he is the prime minister of israel and he has a cople of charges aginst him for years
Vaporeon is a hot fish
It's not a fish, fish aren't compatible with humans in terms of breeding
Noki from Mario Sunshine???
i was not expecting robin to do the absolute best angry conservative voice i've ever heard