The Church Of What's Happening Now

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  • čas přidán 20. 06. 2017
  • Sarah Tiana, comedian and writer seen on @midnight and Reno 911, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio...twice.
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    Recorded live on 06/19/2017.

Komentáře • 378

  • @Glowsticks1000
    @Glowsticks1000 Před 7 lety +270

    I feel Joey needs a "wall of fame" with photos of everyone that got sent to the shadow realm by the stars

    • @likwidmagik
      @likwidmagik Před 7 lety +9

      I can`t like this comment enough!!!!

    • @ugabuga1361
      @ugabuga1361 Před 3 lety +2

      Crazy that yu gi oh had basically hell in their show

    • @huhwhat6887
      @huhwhat6887 Před 8 měsíci

      Shadow realm lol

  • @Icouldwriteabook
    @Icouldwriteabook Před 7 lety +102

    I blame Lee for drinking all the ginger ale.

  • @narcissistskryptonite5734
    @narcissistskryptonite5734 Před 7 lety +405

    Another KO on the Church

    • @zigzag3035
      @zigzag3035 Před 7 lety +2

      ha,ha

    • @Justintdot
      @Justintdot Před 7 lety +16

      zacklton these cocksuckas are not ready to go deep in the murky waters

    • @ExploitMage
      @ExploitMage Před 7 lety +8

      savage shit... Joey n Lee at it again, the greatest

    • @mattydigs
      @mattydigs Před 7 lety +5

      I don't know why Joey fucking forces disgusting doses on people? It's not cool. Just cuz he has a tolerance and he rocks 1000+ mg doesn't mean that everyone around him should, including Lee. Why does everyone always have to be doing what he does when they are around him at all times? Like wtf is his problem with that shit?

    • @WarchiefRecords
      @WarchiefRecords Před 7 lety +40

      Mattydigs grow a pair bitch , they're all adults

  • @Operator153
    @Operator153 Před 3 lety +124

    Sarah’s got nothing to be ashamed of. Like Joey said himself, it happens to the best of us. Whether we’ll admit it or not we’ve all been fucked up to the point of not being able to talk at some point 😂

    • @iDayVids
      @iDayVids Před 2 lety +6

      @@billybatts9491 jeezus, you eating laxatives or edibles? Lmao

    • @James-ok7ii
      @James-ok7ii Před 2 lety +2

      couldnt agree more😂😂 happened a few times when i first started

    • @iDayVids
      @iDayVids Před 2 lety

      @@billybatts9491 didnt have time to run to the bathroom?

    • @Nick-md3vr
      @Nick-md3vr Před 2 lety +2

      @@billybatts9491 Dude this is so fucking relatable

    • @rene9892
      @rene9892 Před 2 lety +2

      @@billybatts9491 when the couch lock is so heavy that you shit yourself

  • @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
    @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI Před 7 lety +168

    the EDIBLE K.O. begins at 15:56

    • @imacashew.
      @imacashew. Před 7 lety +2

      gjh gyjdg lol 😂 oh that's great

    • @NachoManRandySandwich
      @NachoManRandySandwich Před 7 lety +5

      gjh gyjdg I've got 8 minutes to go. I'm tempted to skip ahead just to see :D

    • @connplayer22
      @connplayer22 Před 7 lety +4

      gjh gyjdg holy shit it came outta nowhere hahhahahahahahaa

    • @NachoManRandySandwich
      @NachoManRandySandwich Před 7 lety +6

      connplayer22 I've watched up until almost the 1:30 mark and she still hasn't recovered lol. It's kinda funny how they carried on with a passed out person over in the corner. If you listen at around 17 to 19 minutes in she's making some seriously funny noises like she's either being banged the shit out of or dreaming about it

    • @connplayer22
      @connplayer22 Před 7 lety +1

      Dforce 10 holy shit she was out for an hour and a half lmaooooo

  • @Shadow61616
    @Shadow61616 Před 4 lety +75

    16:50 Lee is cracking up dying with that quick camera change.

  • @TheShane1929
    @TheShane1929 Před 7 lety +61

    sarahs eyes are saying help lmfaoo joey u fucking savage with those stars of death hahaha

  • @Godlymike
    @Godlymike Před 7 lety +100

    I bursted out laughing when joey said " his girlfriend went to her mothas house to eat and dance or whateva they do " lmao

    • @unclejimmyray
      @unclejimmyray Před 7 lety +12

      Michael Gonzalez and the Pitbull line...lmao!

    • @tkcaapi2876
      @tkcaapi2876 Před 7 lety +2

      Michael Gonzalez
      🕺"doin the chicken dance by himself."

  • @yooyo8303
    @yooyo8303 Před 7 lety +100

    16:48 Lee is dying laughing

    • @markm3706
      @markm3706 Před 7 lety +12

      Lmao, trying to hold the laughter in, what a savage!

  • @Junior-ns4ub
    @Junior-ns4ub Před 7 lety +39

    Joey: are you ok
    Sarah ; im Ok 👀🙅🏻
    Lmao

  • @davidSr8098
    @davidSr8098 Před 7 lety +59

    This is a Testament to how much Lee has become a savage from where he started!

  • @420dopethrone
    @420dopethrone Před 7 lety +32

    If you watch from @15:56 on 0.5 speed it's more fun to imagine Sarah's state of mind

    • @At0ThEb
      @At0ThEb Před rokem +2

      You are a genius 😂❤

  • @yixe2253
    @yixe2253 Před 4 lety +61

    16:48 Poor girl is questioning her existence and Lee is laughing his ass off

  • @capnmatt3230
    @capnmatt3230 Před 7 lety +131

    Church #491: The Ghost of Sarah Tiana

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR Před 7 lety +67

    Sarah Tiana swung for the fences in this one. 16:00 #StarsOfDett

    • @JC-wj5os
      @JC-wj5os Před 7 lety +8

      much respect. i would have passed

  • @no0channel0at0all
    @no0channel0at0all Před 7 lety +34

    I have a 10 hour a day job of removing staples thanks joey for helping my time pass.

  • @IANONYMOUSLYI
    @IANONYMOUSLYI Před 3 lety +16

    16:51 the cut shot of her freaking out and Lee dying of laughter.

  • @bobweird506
    @bobweird506 Před 7 lety +36

    joey mentions baseketball or spider man at least once per podcast lol.

    • @Rex_Colt
      @Rex_Colt Před 7 lety +13

      Let me tell you, dawg. When I was the in The Longest Yard..

    • @bobweird506
      @bobweird506 Před 7 lety +3

      you right rex, he mentions longest yard even more than the others. im slippin

    • @tkcaapi2876
      @tkcaapi2876 Před 7 lety +1

      bob weird
      BasketMan.
      he got bitten by a creepy sports coach
      and got the superpower of shooting
      basketballs out of his ass hole.
      FLOOMP FLOOMP.

  • @AlainDiazDesigns
    @AlainDiazDesigns Před 7 lety +23

    Sarah recover like a soldier.

  • @jaimelebron1433
    @jaimelebron1433 Před 7 lety +53

    pilot to Bombadier pilot to bombadier were going down

  • @BKking6
    @BKking6 Před 7 lety +27

    AHAHAHAHA her facial expression was priceless. She was trapped in the thc limbo

  • @latortuganinja7184
    @latortuganinja7184 Před 3 lety +10

    16:39
    Joey: “Yah that whole star Fukkin killed ya”
    Sarah: “yah🙍‍♀️”

  • @technicalsupport3111
    @technicalsupport3111 Před 7 lety +13

    I think this is my fav one, i really like Joey just talking to Lee

  • @Chronicblessings
    @Chronicblessings Před 7 lety +47

    Sarah must think Joey is the Cuban Bill Cosby.

    • @jackjones3014
      @jackjones3014 Před 7 lety +2

      Chronicblessings the Cuban bill Cosby 😂👌

    • @Bigjae99
      @Bigjae99 Před 9 dny

      😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @Fireoncityy
    @Fireoncityy Před 4 lety +16

    1:46:06 Uncle Joey truly is such an uncle I love him. He's so savage and so loving btw...lmfao 1:46:19 😂 vrrrro

  • @gerttherude6366
    @gerttherude6366 Před 7 lety +10

    Lee's giggle for a split second when camera changes XD

  • @cannabisenthusiast8351
    @cannabisenthusiast8351 Před 2 lety +7

    17:45
    That’s the I’m so high laugh 🪴

  • @davidlewis4162
    @davidlewis4162 Před 7 lety +12

    That was brilliant , she was literally melting . Although she's in the best company for that

  • @waynemorris2779
    @waynemorris2779 Před 7 lety +18

    Sarah is a CHAMP!!!!

  • @adamvanmeekeren7752
    @adamvanmeekeren7752 Před 7 lety +21

    Lee laughing at 16:50 is the funniest part

    • @At0ThEb
      @At0ThEb Před rokem

      Bro that single frame ist L E G E N D A R Y

  • @ieradossantos
    @ieradossantos Před rokem +4

    1:45:43 lmao he's just casually throwing another 400mg his way 😂😂

  • @reginafelangi914
    @reginafelangi914 Před 7 lety +21

    Joey "125 Won't Do Notin' To You" Diaz

  • @rachelc586
    @rachelc586 Před 7 lety +5

    LMFAO "I'm way too fucked up" 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @adamwilliams1550
    @adamwilliams1550 Před 7 lety +11

    glad joey had a great father's day!

  • @bobbowie9350
    @bobbowie9350 Před 7 lety +11

    Church of Lee interviewing Joey.

  • @zackaryaiken-edelman7382
    @zackaryaiken-edelman7382 Před 7 lety +53

    Sarah got a taste of the big league's

    • @CZRXCZR
      @CZRXCZR Před 7 lety +12

      She's ready for the Russians

  • @user-vs2em9mz8m
    @user-vs2em9mz8m Před 7 lety +15

    KALABEEB WITH THE K.O. At 15:56 !!!

  • @xmikex902x
    @xmikex902x Před 7 lety +13

    Tiana disappeared like LeBron in the 4th. But, that's just the way Uncle Joey likes it, it was perfect for him, so he can talk more about himself without any interruption.

  • @JayPase
    @JayPase Před 7 lety +9

    We're experiencing technically high people here on the Church - PLEASE STAND BY . . .

  • @SteadyLifted
    @SteadyLifted Před 7 lety +5

    Lee's face trying not to laugh is killing me

  • @JonRamurz
    @JonRamurz Před 7 lety +5

    I found it hilarious how when joey gets up just before sarah ko's you see lee change the cam to him and sarah and he's fucking dying laughing😂 the stars claim another victim

  • @Suitswonderland
    @Suitswonderland Před 7 lety +8

    I laughed so hard because you said eat half, poor girl, she was lovely though.

  • @AlainDiazDesigns
    @AlainDiazDesigns Před 7 lety +26

    Did she see the devil?

    • @str8frmthacr8
      @str8frmthacr8 Před 7 lety +6

      Brother, I think she met him and played spades with him. LOLOLOL!!

  • @cubeuhhgaming5034
    @cubeuhhgaming5034 Před 3 lety +3

    I started writing standup because of you your hilarious man

  • @thomasbailey3511
    @thomasbailey3511 Před rokem +12

    1:46:15 Joey: Are you alright Sarah,are you hungry?, What do you want an In &Out burger or that'll kill you. Sarah: (panicked) What do you mean?I just need my head to stop spinning so I can drive my car. The edibles claim another victim on The Church of What's Happening 😒

  • @tylerford4812
    @tylerford4812 Před rokem +2

    I call it a reset ,he helps everyone mentally nd physically, amazing 👏

  • @RAW-db3uh
    @RAW-db3uh Před 7 lety +1

    had to leave an comment. This whas fing tremendous!!! shaamee, shaamee! Lee Syatt is a BEAST with the stars of death!

  • @bigdonrich
    @bigdonrich Před 7 lety +5

    a girl who knows sports and gets fucked up on stars....i need her in my life

  • @Rex_Colt
    @Rex_Colt Před 7 lety

    One more comment to add. Got a feeling this will be a classic episode to watch for people who wanna see guests passing out in The Church lol.

  • @bio-plasmictoad5311
    @bio-plasmictoad5311 Před 7 lety +5

    It sucks when you get to high and feel like death haha. It's great though when it mellows off and on the nice side of the high.

  • @Jattmafia313
    @Jattmafia313 Před 7 lety +10

    Go to 26:40 to hear about some shit Joey has never talked about

  • @rhandossdriver7018
    @rhandossdriver7018 Před měsícem

    "Its happens to the best of us" 😭🤣

  • @soccerman127
    @soccerman127 Před 7 lety +2

    That noise Joey always makes like @ 11:48 always kills me

  • @YuriTardid
    @YuriTardid Před 2 lety +3

    You'd have two extra tickets and leave em on the windshield, you'd come back and there would be four
    Fuckin hilarious

  • @officialraylong
    @officialraylong Před 7 lety +7

    Did anyone else notice that Sarah starting twirling her hair and giggling when Lee Syatt was talking about puking and shitting in front of the police? I want to believe it was from the edibles, and so I shall.

    • @timbutdim1492
      @timbutdim1492 Před 3 lety +2

      She was just feeling good.

    • @lukeaustin4465
      @lukeaustin4465 Před rokem

      Lol can't accept the fact that a girl can find a fat guy hot so you gotta come come up with other reasons.

  • @baked1838
    @baked1838 Před 7 lety +7

    THIS CHICK NEVER DID A DRUG IN HER LIFE RIP

  • @tobiaskevorkazito4072
    @tobiaskevorkazito4072 Před 7 lety +1

    This is a great epidode.

  • @spenserknight2748
    @spenserknight2748 Před 7 lety +7

    i gotta try those stars

  • @pavmel4438
    @pavmel4438 Před 7 lety +11

    16:49 freaken lee about to pop a hernia

  • @Rex_Colt
    @Rex_Colt Před 7 lety

    I wanna be around.. to.. pick up the pieces! Good timing on the Tony Bennett lol

  • @cubeuhhgaming5034
    @cubeuhhgaming5034 Před 3 lety

    Your hilarious joey. So underrated.

  • @AnotherTequilaSeanrise
    @AnotherTequilaSeanrise Před 7 lety +4

    Any podcast starting with "Wasted" by Def Leppard can't be wrong. And fitting for how Sarah ended up.

  • @queenbethanybee
    @queenbethanybee Před 7 lety +1

    Daaaaaaaamn!
    We've all been there

  • @SuspiciousGanymede
    @SuspiciousGanymede Před 7 lety +7

    damn the starz of debt did it again. never had edibles but one time. i made a batch of brownies and ate the whole dozen i couldnt understand english anymore just nod and smile.

    • @torbjrngleerup5716
      @torbjrngleerup5716 Před 3 lety +3

      So the brownies aint eddible? Haha it works the same as the edibles they have ..

  • @krisfleischer7467
    @krisfleischer7467 Před 7 lety +2

    They say Tiana is still on the floor to this day!

  • @edarmstrong5955
    @edarmstrong5955 Před 7 lety +6

    welcome to my world.. biatch.... Lee Syatt

  • @anderson-kj3zs
    @anderson-kj3zs Před 7 lety +7

    lee's laughing used to annoy me but now i feel like its really a part of the show. look at the shape of lee

  • @DavidWilson-ip3bl
    @DavidWilson-ip3bl Před 7 lety +32

    Stars of Death claimed another victim...

  • @sumochop360
    @sumochop360 Před 7 lety +4

    Joey gets Lee so blasted dude is going to forget his entire life in a year or so!!

  • @luccisosa6185
    @luccisosa6185 Před 2 lety +1

    When I first got high I was in 7th grade and I was the first in my friend group to really experience it and man it scarred me for life. They just didn’t understand cause they weren’t high then experienced depersonalization for the longest time but I’m good now for anyone wondering if it ever goes away it does

  • @peronakov7663
    @peronakov7663 Před 7 lety +1

    17:06 Just perfect intermezzo music

  • @mohamedbeard
    @mohamedbeard Před 7 lety +7

    Those stars should come with a warning... Not for momo's consumption 👻

  • @brockuelsmann1709
    @brockuelsmann1709 Před 16 hodinami

    Definition of a Kush coma 🤣🤣🤣

  • @davo9129
    @davo9129 Před 7 lety +1

    Another one bites the dust! haha

  • @opencurtains9323
    @opencurtains9323 Před měsícem

    holds her hand to walk her to the door. what a gentleman

  • @alrightitsnighttonight6087

    chick went deep!!!

  • @xmikex902x
    @xmikex902x Před 7 lety +4

    Glad Sarah got KO'd...we got to hear more of Lee stumbling and mumbling attempting to spit out questions to Uncle Joey. It's one of my favorite things to hate-watch/listen.

  • @torbjrngleerup5716
    @torbjrngleerup5716 Před 3 lety +1

    Nobody gon talk about she was knocked the fuck out cold for one hour and 30 mins straight 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NWforager
    @NWforager Před 7 lety +7

    Joey is trying sooooo hard to not laugh about overdosing another person again . XD

  • @connplayer22
    @connplayer22 Před 7 lety

    Lmaooooo 16 minutes in it was game over

  • @davis0730
    @davis0730 Před 7 lety +2

    This is fucking classic dude I'm sticking to the liquids and if need be I will get a second hand high.

  • @southpaw817
    @southpaw817 Před 7 lety +1

    Wiiiiith the knockout!! In the 2nd rouuuuuund! Star O'Deathhhhhhh!

  • @ayou4525
    @ayou4525 Před 7 lety +1

    Stars of deathhh strike again loll

  • @NoMorePodDes
    @NoMorePodDes Před 7 lety

    "Next time they Aleppo somebody" 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤞😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤞🤞😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ibrahimamoha5826
    @ibrahimamoha5826 Před 7 lety +32

    Another one bites the dust
    Check yourself before you wreck yourself

    • @Sammyfrmkdz
      @Sammyfrmkdz Před 7 lety

      Who else has gotten fucked by the stars? I gotta check it out lmao this was hilarious.

    • @ericvega3597
      @ericvega3597 Před 3 lety

      @@Sammyfrmkdz owen Benjamin

  • @grimreaperx89ify
    @grimreaperx89ify Před 7 lety +6

    The Deathstar claimed another victim R.I.P Sarah Tiana

  • @Meta_Myself
    @Meta_Myself Před 7 lety +3

    16:50
    Someone should turn this into a meme!

  • @jordanbassingthwaite831

    Lol Lees face at 16:50 lolololol

  • @LegionOfShrooms
    @LegionOfShrooms Před 3 lety

    Rusty Shackleford 😂😂

  • @ScratchArkkitehti
    @ScratchArkkitehti Před 7 lety +11

    I WANNA BE AROUND TO...PICK UP THE PIECES....WHEN....

  • @SoberbioNumeroUno
    @SoberbioNumeroUno Před 7 lety +3

    LOL! That was amazing. She got buried.

  • @grimreaperx89ify
    @grimreaperx89ify Před 7 lety +1

    "I told you to stop eating hummus your supporting ISIS" fucking died

  • @ChinChecker22
    @ChinChecker22 Před měsícem

    Sarah handled that like a champ

  • @ieradossantos
    @ieradossantos Před rokem +1

    1:46:28 What do you mean without knowing 😂

  • @silversteel6312
    @silversteel6312 Před 3 lety

    When Joey turns to talk to a prostrate Sarah that’s why the Church is Pod GOLD!

  • @indosmokelovesnd
    @indosmokelovesnd Před 7 lety +1

    @joey What Dispensary In L.A Do They Sell The Death Star??

  • @grilledlettuce1845
    @grilledlettuce1845 Před 4 lety

    Keep coming back cause of @16:31
    "I got whater and moar whater"... *Uncle Joey gets concerned cause she's unresponsive* "... ... and moar whater"

  • @Ball_or_sink101
    @Ball_or_sink101 Před 3 lety

    That was quick lmfao

  • @pittsburgh4life83
    @pittsburgh4life83 Před 7 lety +19

    haha this is what makes this podcast so great!! Getting fucked up

    • @tkcaapi2876
      @tkcaapi2876 Před 7 lety

      Pittsburgh 4 life lol. ✌
      the kids these days call it "turnt" or "turnt...up..." lol
      are u woke?
      i am.....i got up at 4am to score gear.😎

  • @sharpy44
    @sharpy44 Před 7 lety +10

    Poor Sarah.