This Might Be The BEST Elden Ring Poorly Translated Boss!

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Komentáře • 99

  • @MelonKing19
    @MelonKing19 Před 2 měsíci +81

    "Surfing teen!" is such an intimidating thing to yell mid fight tbh

    • @jurpils
      @jurpils Před 2 měsíci +32

      "Teen" is definitely the thing Mohg is surfing internet for

    • @naherathe
      @naherathe Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@jurpils nah thats too mature for him

  • @unnamed4304
    @unnamed4304 Před 2 měsíci +57

    7:18 Mohg being a huge weeb and speaking Japanese at the beginning of his cutscene is lore accurate

    • @strogonoffcore
      @strogonoffcore Před měsícem

      pretty sure he said 我是名登记在册的性犯罪者

  • @sabotower1792
    @sabotower1792 Před 2 měsíci +41

    "I got Mohg's big rod. What does that mean?"
    Just ask Miquella

  • @verhext0072
    @verhext0072 Před 2 měsíci +40

    "how much are windscreen wipers, a dollar and a half?"
    Bro does NOT own a car.

  • @deer8071
    @deer8071 Před 2 měsíci +72

    Oh god Mohg has dementia. He even forgot his own name.

  • @ronbaevsky4639
    @ronbaevsky4639 Před 2 měsíci +65

    "Neil"
    "Nitrile Nitrile"
    "While"
    Lowkey goes harder than Nihil

    • @streptococo4735
      @streptococo4735 Před měsícem +1

      Not harder than Mohg whit Miquella saying "SEX"

  • @ElizabethGrossbrandt2683
    @ElizabethGrossbrandt2683 Před 2 měsíci +53

    Ah yes my favorite elden ring boss, Kyiv and her horse, Bratislava 😂

    • @cvdvds
      @cvdvds Před 2 měsíci +18

      "She's Russian!"
      Now that's just in poor taste.

    • @Ghosty618
      @Ghosty618 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@cvdvdsHe's American, as respectfully as I can possibly say, geographical knowledge isn't generally their strong suit 😅 The names are Slavic, and Russian is also Slavic, so therefore, Bratislava and Kyiv are Russian 🤣

  • @billybrown9401
    @billybrown9401 Před 2 měsíci +16

    Eyelids are actually one of the fastest things on the planet. Blink and you’ll miss ‘em.

  • @bboyleo5620
    @bboyleo5620 Před 2 měsíci +34

    WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY LMFAO

  • @riemaennchen
    @riemaennchen Před 2 měsíci +21

    With how fast blinking is I don't think being slower then eyelids is that much of an insult.

  • @binbag5333
    @binbag5333 Před 2 měsíci +19

    I can’t remember, did Prod ever notice that his right stick click says “A simple look at prostitution”? 11:36

  • @jeythegrey
    @jeythegrey Před 2 měsíci +34

    Boss: Bratislava, Kiev
    Prod: "She's Russian"
    Neither of those cities is in Russia LOL

  • @vintarokumboli102
    @vintarokumboli102 Před 2 měsíci +30

    Poorly translated is what happens when we try to comprehend Cookie's words.

    • @Overactive_Imagination
      @Overactive_Imagination Před 2 měsíci +3

      Omg is that the real Vintaro Kumboli, legendary painter!?

    • @bboyleo5620
      @bboyleo5620 Před 2 měsíci +2

      dude i have one of your paintings in my hallway

    • @vintarokumboli102
      @vintarokumboli102 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Yes it is i, and thank you all for appreciating my work.

  • @oliverhendrix8176
    @oliverhendrix8176 Před 2 měsíci +16

    Ah the yes the Legendary Lord Blood Eggs, he has never known the taste of bacon.

  • @Rkmer28
    @Rkmer28 Před 2 měsíci +8

    The first 30 seconds at the Haligtree earned a like from me. I don't know if the gravity deaths are intentional but keep it going, never gets old.

  • @luisalejandro3998
    @luisalejandro3998 Před 2 měsíci +10

    theory: "meme it" is the Lands Between equivalent of "fuck it"
    pd: mogh starting to speak like xqc fr

  • @LordofBroccoli
    @LordofBroccoli Před 2 měsíci +9

    Surfing and Teen? Man, Mohg really is a perv, huh?

  • @jub8891
    @jub8891 Před 2 měsíci +8

    To be fair.. nothing is faster than a pair of eyelids

  • @UmbralAnima
    @UmbralAnima Před 2 měsíci +3

    I wasn’t expecting Malenia cleaning fanfic today. 😂😂😂

  • @coleh46
    @coleh46 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I can’t believe Eggs stole Mohg’s big rod

  • @JannahSWT
    @JannahSWT Před 2 měsíci

    6:09 i swear this had me laughing way too much

  • @Haerdal
    @Haerdal Před 2 měsíci +6

    Greetings from Bratislava, Slovakia :D :D
    Love your playthroughs :) Always make my day. ^_^

  • @bboyleo5620
    @bboyleo5620 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Mohg's big what???

  • @jarredf95
    @jarredf95 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Mohg is almost as broken as Poorly Translated Vamos

  • @paulocarvalho6480
    @paulocarvalho6480 Před 2 měsíci

    3:19 Poor guy!
    Flattening Prod like a pancake. 😂

  • @Earthdemon1
    @Earthdemon1 Před 2 měsíci

    Mohg's gibberish levels are off the charts! I love it when the subtitles end and characters just keep rambling lmao

  • @dirtycasual3094
    @dirtycasual3094 Před 2 měsíci

    "Blue old dragons" did sound like code.

  • @mrpuggerson
    @mrpuggerson Před 2 měsíci

    This has been my favorite episode yet. Choked on ramen noodles at “Breeding Ability”

  • @MikaMikhailMikhailovich
    @MikaMikhailMikhailovich Před 2 měsíci +1

    That spelldrake talisman is just like me frfr

  • @aphidamas1
    @aphidamas1 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Your next Poorly Translated should be Lord of the Rings. The book.

  • @lucataranto6553
    @lucataranto6553 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Gravity death counter, day 838. 1 Deaths in this video, 60 deaths this year.
    I wanna know, what does Meme It come from? I need to know.

  • @GentleCrank
    @GentleCrank Před 2 měsíci +1

    I cried from laughing when I heard Mohg

  • @maxmaxwell343
    @maxmaxwell343 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Miquella in Chinese would be 米盖拉 (Mǐ gài lā)

  • @JuanCarlosE731
    @JuanCarlosE731 Před 2 měsíci

    13:17 wake up Babe, prod is reading a new fan fic, just like gwyndolin's

  • @dylanb503
    @dylanb503 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Tbh I knew you didn't write that story otherwise there would've been mention of feet

  • @insanecobra9619
    @insanecobra9619 Před 2 měsíci +1

    It's official, the mod finally broke prod

  • @Dpyrt
    @Dpyrt Před 2 měsíci

    The lore just gets crazier...

  • @N0wave333
    @N0wave333 Před 2 měsíci

    The persian film 😂😂😂

  • @AtharasGaming
    @AtharasGaming Před 2 měsíci

    "Mogh's big rod" - thats what Miqella says right ?

  • @cranapple3367
    @cranapple3367 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Mohg Big Rod is the correct way to thank a Bisexual +2 for their birthday.
    13:15 is the +2

  • @waterfire8
    @waterfire8 Před 2 měsíci

    Where da fanfic at? xD I have to see it xD

  • @AricShadowDragon
    @AricShadowDragon Před 2 měsíci

    Hey at least he wished you a happy birthday...kinda....Anyways keep up the amazing videos Prod

  • @YoursTrulyGarbage
    @YoursTrulyGarbage Před 2 měsíci +44

    Love me some Bisexual +2, that's even better than Sexual Orientation East in Dark Souls I.

    • @cranapple3367
      @cranapple3367 Před 2 měsíci +3

      Well it makes sense. Bi is 2, then +2 means you can cover orientations north, east, south, and west all at once.

  • @LordZahradnik
    @LordZahradnik Před 2 měsíci

    Eggs.

  • @Vladek16
    @Vladek16 Před 2 měsíci

    3:49 it's the sword of Malenia master, hmmmmmm
    extra free time after fencing lessons I see. He could not resist the rotussy

  • @imannam
    @imannam Před 2 měsíci

    12:36 WHAT was bro talking about

  • @tomschlaiss5735
    @tomschlaiss5735 Před 2 měsíci

    Nice vido as always, from Germany

  • @SpecShadow
    @SpecShadow Před 2 měsíci

    "white gold" bruh

  • @strogonoffcore
    @strogonoffcore Před měsícem

    5:39 I'm scared she's gonna block me 😭 we've been talking for 3 or 4 years but I'm scared of making her uncomfortable

  • @Guy-iv2hw
    @Guy-iv2hw Před 2 měsíci +103

    Bratislava is the capitol of Slovakia and Kiev is the capitol of Ukraine. WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH RUSSIA??????

    • @Karlangas_Khan
      @Karlangas_Khan Před 2 měsíci +21

      soon will be russia

    • @blacknemesy
      @blacknemesy Před 2 měsíci +25

      @@Karlangas_Khan so you are one of those that levels ignorance only and keeps farming the tutorial because you can't find the exit

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow Před 2 měsíci +23

      There are still people who have this mentality of "anything east of Germany = Rusia"
      30 years after collapse...

    • @LordNNero
      @LordNNero Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​@@SpecShadow and anything none sense and understandable. "Chinese". I mean, it's only for fun's sake though. Nothing too serious.

    • @LeoStep93
      @LeoStep93 Před 2 měsíci +17

      Being a Ukrainian prod fan, this triggered me so much... :(

  • @botmushin8878
    @botmushin8878 Před 2 měsíci

    Curing Malenia would make a great movie.

  • @strogonoffcore
    @strogonoffcore Před měsícem

    jesus christ why did i search for the Malenia text

  • @imannam
    @imannam Před 2 měsíci

    12:36 WHAT was bro talking about?

  • @malikwright1519
    @malikwright1519 Před 2 měsíci

    Omg 14:03 that’s fucking sick

  • @StoQ619
    @StoQ619 Před 2 měsíci

    You got me hooked on story you should've continued 😔

  • @krakenguard3307
    @krakenguard3307 Před 2 měsíci +1

    ... I mean, I don't see anything wrong! Someone is a Malenia simp -- I'm a bit of a Morgott simp myself. I post stuff like that ALL the time!
    Mohg too-- Or no, I'm sorry-- EGGS!

  • @justinowens8834
    @justinowens8834 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Meme it! \[T]/

  • @blackdragon5438
    @blackdragon5438 Před 2 měsíci

    Hey mohg used my name in his spell 😅

  • @deer8071
    @deer8071 Před 2 měsíci

    why are there so many bots

  • @gabrielcamara3713
    @gabrielcamara3713 Před 2 měsíci

    Bissexual +2 actually makes a lot of sense

  • @vesi6819
    @vesi6819 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Bratislava, no to mě poser :DDD

  • @joewhitlow6451
    @joewhitlow6451 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Uh

  • @Erlisch1337
    @Erlisch1337 Před 2 měsíci

    This is #15 ?

  • @hakimonn
    @hakimonn Před 2 měsíci

    12:29 🥵

  • @bruhmoment1067
    @bruhmoment1067 Před 2 měsíci +4

    Bratislava a Slovakian city and kiev a Ukrainian city. "what shes russain"

  • @Gil-galad12
    @Gil-galad12 Před 2 měsíci

    WTF, how capital cities of Slovakia and Ukraine becomed name of boss in ER? And no neither of that 2 cites is Russian city.

  • @DerUnbekannteFlo
    @DerUnbekannteFlo Před 2 měsíci +1

    You really stumbled one there with calling Kiev part of Russia

  • @Fang.1
    @Fang.1 Před 2 měsíci

    Kiev. Russian. I always knew you were on Putin's side! :P

  • @Alien_2323
    @Alien_2323 Před 2 měsíci +15

    Not a great idea saying that Kiev is russian, Prod. With, you know, Kiev being a capital city of Ukraine which is being invaded by Russia right now...

    • @MartijnTV
      @MartijnTV Před 2 měsíci +2

      Nevermind the fact that Bratislava is Slovakian lol

    • @420quickscoper5
      @420quickscoper5 Před 2 měsíci

      he's american bro