America's Got Talent Be Like
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Ah... THIS is why we didn't get the golden buzzer! I only died 3 times...
Only 1 comment and 60 likes? I got it
Only 2 replies and 60 likes? Hmmmm...
Only 65 likes and three replies?
Only 76 likes and 4 replies? Imma fix that
Hey Gabe! Hope things are okay with you. I’m glad you’re still around :D
Talent=no
Sad backstory=GOLDEN BUZZER
@@ratsforever3023 bro you know that's a bot right?
@@schnazzy6172 oh shi-
They forgot the ranch for the McChicken. I was so sad and it made a toll with my life
Said Nobody
fr tho bro-
Yup
singing:❌
talent:❌
totally not fake backstory:✅
Yesss so true
And that's how to win any got talent
How can you be so sure it's fake, you can't prove she didn't die 5 times
@@jennyqin3298 …
fr
The fact that she sounds like she’s reading a monotone makes it 500 times more accurate and hilarious
Deadpan humor is very underrated
Let's be honest, if Elise started crying, she'd unironically win all our sympathies easily.
so true tho
Right?
i completely agree!!
there would be a mile long queue to hug her
Lol I forgave her before I knew what she did
"my.. my dog stepped on a bee...😔" (cries dramatically)
judges: pure talent 👏👏
HAHAHA
Hehe
*golden buzzer* you have some talent!✨ 👏👏👏
lol 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏
My bee stepped on a dog
“My family abandoned me and i have cancer”
Judges: presses golden buzzer
That story really touched my heart *sniffs* I'm so sorry.. Very emotional
Someone with pure talent:
Judge: “That was good see you in the next round!”
Contestant: “I’m an orphan”
Judge: *GOLDEN BUZZER, I REPEAT GOLDEN BUZZER!!*
Fr like some of them have enough talent already but the sob stories kinda ruins that in a way
No producers tell them who to give golden buzzer 😆
@@muhammadwaqasahmed3528Wait do they!?!
@@UrFavBrunette186 no
@@Sarahilovefkac ooh ok!
No joke, a former student of a theatre school my parents run went on Britain's got talent and apparently the producers wanted her to tell the judges about her grandma who died and she didn't want to. She didn't get very far even though she's got a great voice
I hate the judge Simon, he doesn't like people for being themselves. They don't see the talent they just want tragic backstories. Like freckled Zelda, Simon being so rude to her for what, he was criticizing her for her talent like tf u want bruh🤨
@@ashokgupta6416
And he's the freaking critic
@@ashokgupta6416 also they set people up and edit the show all the time. they screwed the p!nk girl up bad
@@ashokgupta6416 he even body shamed people that went on stage and made creepy comments about women on stage I don’t know why people still like him he’s just a corporate idiot
@@alliexcx5576 exactly
Literally every winner
0:08 died of ligma i laughed so hard
And She was 2 Seconds Old
@@user-The_Pow_Guy I didn't realize you could contract Ligma at such a young age...
@@NA-ud6qmwho could have known? Ligma is unpredictable
This is actually so accurate. The judges do this every time and just kick all the talented people off
Can you give an example of some talented people they kicked off? Not trying to argue just curious
@@user-ld7te7yv5wyeah same
@@user-ld7te7yv5w There's not, these are just sheep following what the masses are saying. It's true that many people with sob stories do get the golden buzzer but many people who got it fully deserved it. Also the golden buzzer just qualified you to the final, doesn't mean you won. Those golden buzzers who just qualified for their sob stories and not their talents never actually win at the end. It's always the best talent
@@user-ld7te7yv5w Bri there some magicians and people whi risk there lives and talentaed people but when a 10year old girl or someone with a sad backgroung sings a song everyone literally can sing they end up winning
@@ItsJustMeBroo to be fair the judges don’t vote for the winner, the audience votes in the final rounds
"And they had to play Big Time Rush to bring me back" The doctors trying their best to revive her be like: *"Make it count, play it straight. Don't look back, don't hesitate!"*
The doctors when they notice she's gaining consciousness: *"We're halfway there! We're looking good now, and nothing's gonna get in the way!"*
Forgetting the ranch for the McChicken is not as much of a crime as forgetting to give me sweet and sour sauce to dip the fries in. It's a heavenly combo.
but i cant play it straight
Ok, but we know that obviously she was just nearly killed by Vecna.
That’s why music brought her back
Hey, hey, listen to her heart now
ew i hate sauce and fries?
_did i mention fries?_
Nah try buffalo sauce from McDonald’s with fries and chicken nuggets.. TRUST ME. IT THE SHIT. If you don’t try it, i don’t care about anyone’s thoughts. Try before you reply, or you may just die, so don’t deny, and eat them fries
Damn, you made me laugh HARDER than most comedians on AGT, especially those who get the golden buzzer
Bro emotional damage
1:06
She had yo lip sync that
She smiled...
I was fine until you told me about your trip to McDonald's. Then the tears starting flowing. You are so strong.
LOL
we don't have ranch here, i think, don't eat at mcdonald's that much like twice a year r some crap a few years ago
I feel you
Imagine your a doctor and you just see a 20 second old baby speeding through the halls
This is sending me 😭
This is an underrated comment, made me laugh so hard 🤣
As a medical student if I see that I'll quit medicine and switch to being a CZcamsr.😂😂
waa waa, speed speed
I'm laughing at this and it hurts because there is so many better things I have to do than this right now
Judge : Wots ur Talent
Random girl: I can sing
*Sings*
Judge: Nah not good enough
Judge : Wots ur Talent
Random boi: I can dance
*Dances*
Judge: still not good enough
Judge: and u wats ur talent
Random person: My mom died
Judge: *presses golden buzzer*
0:15 2 seconds old.. A NEWBORN CAN'T WALK-
Gotta make a sob story to win🗣️🗣️🗣️
She did out of necessity. Good thing she was able to walk for some distance because Kim Kardashian found her.
Thank you! I always think it’s so shady the way people try to benefit off of tragedy. “My cousin died and I’m going to use that to get famous.”
"My third maternal cross cousin once removed's third times great paternal grandmother died fourty years ago and it's really affected me" *GOLD BUZZER*
Someone in the comments said that the staff of this TV show tell them to mention their sad memories and if they refuse they don't get far in the program. So, it's not them benefitting from their tragedies and wanting attention, the producers actually want views and force contestants to share their sad life story.
@@sarah37452 The producers definitely have a lot to do with it, but people still have a choice whether or not to accept what they’re told. They don’t have to.
I think this culture of being willing to be disingenuous to become famous isn’t a healthy one.
Plus, there have been some people who have been successful on there without a sad story. Grace VanderWaal won AGT and she didn’t have a sad story.
Fr (the text below is real, and It’s not even agt, its spanish got talent, It happens worldwide)
“My parents died when I was just 5 on a car accident **shows photos**… ive been living with my uncle ever since, he’s like my father.” **starts crying** **camera man zooms so the audience can see the judges cry**
Right after that was said, he got ready and was INSTANTLY smiling, ready to start.
@@HiddenAutumn but she was a conventionally cute young child when she competed, that’s almost as good as a sad backstory in the eyes of producers.
At 0:56 I love how Simon just magically changes clothes, guess they have a hidden wardrobe under the table
I just noticed lol
“My family died of Ligma when I was 2 seconds old” got me dying 😂
"oh my, that is so sad.." that got me rolling on the floor
“Someone stepped on my pet ant yesterday😭”
**add tears for dramatic effect**
The judges: GOLD BUZZER FOR YOU!
Plot twist: they actually got the buzzer because their talent is acting
😭
Actually, that's not a plot twist that's like, the actual plot
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
**spongebob reference SPINFEBOB REFEREBCE OMG FNFOSQKNJAK**
Omg I remember this!
Not the SpongeBob reference 😅😅😅
Naw but spongebob actually references this so well, it literally explains this problem but with chocolate bars
The reference fits very well here, then you can see the guy with a lot of money laughing at them
"My table broke yesterday." **Starts playing kazoo**
She definitely screams in lowercases with no exclamation mark.
“I stubbed my toe too hard and now I have eleven of them”
*GOLDEN. FREAKING. BUZZER.*
Yalltheway
"I slipped once as a kid and was bullied all the time for it.
Kids at school called me...uh...Fallin' Jimmy...yeah.
After the fall, the doctor told me I could never beatbox again"-Jimmy McGill (Peternity)
lol
Poor Jimmy
I'm so confused
THE LIKES ARE 333
the one after is usually the one that deserves the buzzer
0:34. That is so depressing😢😢
This is so true I feel like they guilt trip the judges 😂😂
0:44 the people laughing in the background😂
Im so pleased she got through she was amazing such a tragic story she’s so brave with what she went through 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Simon: "We are gonna make so much money from this girl"
Her: " Wait what'd u say?"
Simon: "OH UH *Ahem* I said we're gonna make so many memories with this girl" 😃
Her: "oh ok"
I’m just still really happy that mayyas won the latest season. No sob story, no bs, just pure talent. Agt got it right for once.
Me too!!!! they deserved it! :D
Did yall forget Darci Lynn?
I think the part where they said no one in the Middle-East supports dancers and how they want to "empower Arab women" is the sob story though. So, it seems like you won't win without being sad or without crying. It's ironic they call themselves( "name of country" got talent) instead of (got tragedy) instead.
@@Treacho And Grace Vanderwaal? (I think that's how you spell her last name)
Nah I disagree, compared to other dance groups the maya’s weren’t great imo they only won because they’re Arab women.
It’s kinda funny how accurate this is. Sob stories can carry right to the golden buzzer. Too bad they can’t save a bad act in the quarter finals.
Her: Wow, it's so cool to be in National TV
Me: I want that too😭🥺
The earbuds in ur nose as the air thingy made me die 0:28
I think they were AirPods lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@NotNorahPlays AirPods are wireless dawg
@@blazingbuddy173 u know she can put a charger behind it, u know and besides it’s her birthday (Elise’s)
@@NotNorahPlays that’s not how u charge AirPods also u can see the play button with the volume buttons on the right when u pause it
"I've been bulli-"
*GOLDEN BUZZER*
But seriously, Elise is making perfect content that perfectly matches what happens in these shows
I love you and your videos so much!!!
“Every friends i made died in 1 millisecond”
you’ll never know how this comment got so many likes.
At least contestants like Darci Lynn get the golden buzzer and later down the road win.
@@liamphibia don’t forget Sara james
This is hilarious 😂 But winning on this show is not easy 😢
Ok but Sofie dossie
grace vanderwaal?
Girl- How did you manage to keep a straight face while making this?!? 😂
All jokes aside, I love your content, keep being you. ❤
Oh my gosh I love seeing MCSM fans outside of its context XD
ikr
I love your videos! ❤
Talent = NO
Sob story = golden buzzer
Somebody should enter X-Factor, tell this story and do a performance like this.
Is X factor even a thing now!?
@@yescool4030yes?
@@yescool4030 si
Am finna do it
Begging for a ytber to do this so we (the audience) know what happens
So accurate and so funny. I love Elise's wildly exaggerated characters and the totally deadpan delivery makes it so much funnier.
This had me snickering the entire time... totally subscribing
SO ACCURATE!
I'm amazed at your ability to keep a straight face
Contestant: I got a paper cut last year...
Judges: GOLDEN BUZZER
this is way funnier than the show more talent of comedy
"My entire Family died of Ligma" had no right to be as funny as it was.
I mean, the whole dying and being revived by music thing legit works out.
She just tangled with Vecna, and Big Time Rush was all that saved her
That performance dropped harder than the Greek economy. By putting the AirPods into your nose, your doctor turned your mouth into a speaker. So in the end, going to the hospital was well worth it, especially since you got a whole Big Time Rush concert. It's a shame Simon Cowell shows more of his good side on AGT than the side he is known for. Simon Cowell is such a phenomenal roaster, that all we need to get victory is to send him across enemy lines
this reads like slam poetry
Kimmy don’t start ww3 please.
Those were wired earphones
OMG! Big Time Rush my favorite band actually saved someone's life which is revealed on 0:24 I'm not crying in realife 😭
its just that when u open up with ur memorises but its so true
0:50 XDXDXD
This is the most relatable thing I have seen all day. Keep up the content!!!
M-m-m-m-my dog stepped on a bee 😭😭😭😭😭
*cRiEs dRaMatiCaLly✨😭*
I will play my song no-
STOP PLAYING I ALREADY KNOW WHAT TO DO!
*prEsSes gOlDeN bUzZeR*
Pure talent 💅🏻✨
Big Time Rush never works on my I would stay dead for another ten years until High School Musical brought me back. its good to be back y'all.
People with sad backstories: *breaths*
Judges : OMG so talented
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This was hilarious great job elise! Thank you for entertaining us all with your humour 🤣🤣
The music hits hard
this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen
Contest: My shoe is untie-
Judges: GOLDEN BUZZER 🎉
I was drinking tea when I got to “my entire family died of ligma when I was only 2 seconds old” and honest to goodness I almost spat tea all over the place from laughter
this is soooo accurate
The thumbnail - I can't its so BEAUTIFUL ✨✨✨✨💅💅💅
Anybody can bring a uke to AGT, but the kazoo takes it to a whole new level. Maybe not a good level, but the kazoo-pop market is wide open right now. This is your moment!
Like seriously every time lmao they always trying to pull a tear-jerker on us 😂😂
That little tune you started playing was actually good
Your sad story brought tears to my eyes 😢
As someone who usually watches this show this is so accurate 😂
The only person I remember getting the gold buzzer was the 12-year-old girl who played in the original song her name was Grace VanderWaal she didn’t go on stage and told a sob story she was just a really nervous kid
That was my favourite audition
There’s also Darci Lynn
@elise_ecklund scam
..you know , kids are a pretty common thing for this too...
Thought I probably shouldn't have said that
but I still wanted to say it
a lot of talented kids
however....
@@k0r034 No it’s true, young children always get pretty far in the competition.
This is a GREAT VIDEO IDEA
we are going to make so mush many from this girl
I actually hate AGT after I listened to what happened to the contestants there , how mistreated and abused they were on and off set , how they were forced to be and act like people they weren't and later criticised for it on stage in front of the public , Simon's hate for people who wanna be themselves like the drag queens etc... Honestly You have portrayed a very realistic and horrifying reality of these reality shows in an entertaining way!
Wait I wanna read about this, where did you find this information
@@zedany4818 thank you
@@zedany4818 That's X Factor not AGT, you mixed them up, they're both different talent shows.
@@Treacho Simon is in both though.
@@Treacho true but simon owns both of them
your videos always make me smile, and this is so accurate lmfaoo
America's got backstory 😂😂
Excellent.
Imagine they gave her golden buzzer because she made such funny story
This just tells me what every episode of this show is like!😂
And Elise I love your channel so much, you are the best! ❤
This is Goood.
But honestly, this should’ve been called “America’s Got Talent in a Nutshell”
Why is this so true though lol-
I swear every time I watch America’s got talent it happens every SINGLE time😭-
How to win AGT
step 1: have dramatic back story
Step 2: there is no step 2 after that you are going straight through the finals
😂
If u wanna secure your win in AGT , gotta have a dramatic back story and also a bit talent haha
This had me laughing for 10 minutes. Just wanna let you know that your videos are really awesome
You got my vote!!!
So sry for your loss 😞 I'll pray for you! 💜
hit that golden buzzer for living 🥺🥺
“can you tell your story again but cry this time? “… I literally died😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just love this 😂
The i died 5 times part fits Lynne from ghost trick perfectly
that fact that she can do this with a straight face the whole time kills me💀 😅
So describes AGT! Right on, Elise!💕
So accurate!
This is the best video I have seen today