I'm bored so here's the lyrics: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA snag goooone get a rug heeroshashnig balognas roof shashnar aft snar a shoofsneer a my woneer mac zoyneg honest baguette satfster *explosions* shaft naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal IShnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa buloshianorasory cool narwhals genocide keanu a noranana mush neeaaaaarala kee ba kooshneer no meerwess genocide o feana no lasagna whooAAAAAAAAA snar goats my mess NOOOOT nesneerot skAA skedaddle meelo simpsonyaa not all ya SIMPS see you want family nib someday (naarp sharpon skimp sistar) naarp sarpnal signal rEEE rick nervous seeser shnish ree nervegna salignar sareegar lick my lip madame freeeeEEEEE sus smesio nightmare YEESUS yaa (yee narp naive roopsie novelpsie roof) THOTS ting goes SKEAAAAAAAA frido more snaB BOOTS nerror neEV (naarp sharpon skimp sistar dart car go vroom) naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal (messy noise) vares most boss zees serodnets and love xenon sike (unintelligable just like the rest of this) naaaaaaaaaaaaa tank men are middle bar it iiis the miseemelsang themselves sesel not slash not mush in his shmell squosh deadeye smell one not sank malNOOT pecan not sankan NOOT naaaaaaaaaaaaarwaaaaaaaaal OOO naaaaaayee mus nur yeef mel neese who be nice with meh heeeee be nicer his mom's skinny sac nic uwy hanaaaaaaa ngrat belly button OOOmmMMMMMMMMMMmmm his mom's nick nan nice nin nan wanted go not that way he'll feel mother the pazzaz and no one's mom sucks like him sno one not seck like skill snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwooon (aaaaahhh) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WEESOOS gnaw he rev nan snidna would ya agree of snidna olives no weer there yaaaaaaaaaaa mirror here snow here THEREy would exadurate um distance moss nim nam onesie small nick neck is wannabe YEEEEEEEEAAAAH outside weave ms baldrey here ognig ve (loud sound) smos nugg nigg nogg boss nibble non stagnee sinee nurps is the guy help me this took 2 hours
Lefou is such a good guy. 1:57 Gaston is suddenly suicidal and Lefou takes the noose off and makes a belt for a guy with too big pants out of it, then proceeds to make Gaston relax at the fire
and so whenever the epic gaston bellowed the word "STRAAAW" eggs flew out of his mouth and he gave them to the townsfolk, for he was a generous and reasonable man. THE END
Actually, in Italian and French opera, the vowels are more pronounced as an example of *bel conto*, or “beautiful singing”, in accordance to the language. On the other hand, in German and Russian opera, there is more percussion: it is less beautiful and more harsh. Again, as the language is. So, in accordance to my tragic music theory education, you are practically correct. What was once a harsh, abrupt German-style opera has now been reversed into should we say a French opera given that everyone participating is likely French. The vowels have become stretched out, and the singers sound more French.
I am russian and I find this very funny at 1:14 it says "спартак проиграл", where "спартак" is one of the most popular footballl clubs in Russia and where "проиграл" means "Spartak lost"
Lefou slowly loses his grip on the thin line of sanity he has left because of being trapped in a bar for the rest of his life, forced to sing with the people who he loves. Those people relive this song over and over, but to them, it's like the first time. But not Lefou. Slowly and slowly, he descends into the dark oblivion of Insanity...
everyone always claims that weird things sound like German (No joke, this is like the 10th time I've read this as a yt comment). I'm honestly not surprised anymore. And no...it really doesn't.
![[YTP] Gaston is Large](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oKufivN742Q/mqdefault.jpg)
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I'm bored so here's the lyrics:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
snag goooone get a rug heeroshashnig balognas roof shashnar aft snar a shoofsneer a my woneer mac zoyneg honest baguette satfster *explosions* shaft naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal IShnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa buloshianorasory cool narwhals genocide keanu a noranana mush neeaaaaarala kee ba kooshneer no meerwess genocide o feana no lasagna whooAAAAAAAAA snar goats my mess
NOOOOT nesneerot skAA skedaddle meelo simpsonyaa not all ya SIMPS see you want family nib someday (naarp sharpon skimp sistar) naarp sarpnal signal rEEE rick nervous seeser shnish ree nervegna salignar sareegar lick my lip madame freeeeEEEEE sus smesio nightmare YEESUS yaa (yee narp naive roopsie novelpsie roof) THOTS ting goes SKEAAAAAAAA frido more snaB BOOTS nerror neEV (naarp sharpon skimp sistar dart car go vroom) naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal (messy noise) vares most boss zees serodnets and love xenon sike (unintelligable just like the rest of this) naaaaaaaaaaaaa tank men are middle bar it iiis the miseemelsang themselves sesel not slash not mush in his shmell squosh deadeye smell one not sank malNOOT pecan not sankan NOOT naaaaaaaaaaaaarwaaaaaaaaal OOO naaaaaayee mus nur yeef mel neese who be nice with meh heeeee be nicer his mom's skinny sac nic uwy hanaaaaaaa ngrat belly button OOOmmMMMMMMMMMMmmm his mom's nick nan nice nin nan wanted go not that way he'll feel mother the pazzaz and no one's mom sucks like him sno one not seck like skill snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwooon (aaaaahhh) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WEESOOS gnaw he rev nan snidna would ya agree of snidna olives no weer there yaaaaaaaaaaa mirror here snow here THEREy would exadurate um distance moss nim nam onesie small nick neck is wannabe YEEEEEEEEAAAAH outside weave ms baldrey here ognig ve (loud sound) smos nugg nigg nogg boss nibble non stagnee sinee nurps is the guy
help me this took 2 hours
Thanks, this vid needed lyrics 👏👏👏
Thank you for your service solider
.....
Shit.
Narwhal genocides Keanu? What did he ever do to that Pokémon?
cool narwhals
Gaston produces eggs and beer for people and falls into a depression.
onceapanda this made My day XD
onceapanda and everyone learned Russian
onceapanda LMFAO
When gaston uses his egg n' beer powers (trademark gaston) he falls into a depression
onceapanda
my life
I say this passes for a legit opera.
KallKar83 I hope this song happens in a musical. Backwards that is.
It rlly sounds like an opera help 😂
Every part that Gaston sings does sound like an opera 🤣
Lefou is such a good guy. 1:57 Gaston is suddenly suicidal and Lefou takes the noose off and makes a belt for a guy with too big pants out of it, then proceeds to make Gaston relax at the fire
Rookie Bro I thought it was a choker.😂😂
This comment is the definition of perfection
LMAO
Ha
Don't forget Lefou scares off the hookers by singing so Gaston isn't pressured for sex
"No one" still sounds exactly like "no one"
Strictly speaking it's pronounced "nowon", so it's understandable. But yeah, it's amusing
Slurpee the Unholy yeah!
I was at that part at the exact time I read this comment.
That’s because “No one” backwards _is_ “No one”
No need to check though. It’s totally true.
The story of a Russian man who can seal holes with his gun, lay eggs from his mouth, and will belts into existence falling into depression
Lord Dingles sounds like a normal person in Russia
Gaston is french tho
It sounds German not Russian
Gaston inhales a chunk of a belt, chews it, and spits it back out in one piece.
Rand lmao
Gaston inhales
In an inhaleing match, nobody inhailes like Gaston.
Crazy Diamond!
It’s the new coin trick
Seen here: Gaston regurgitates five dozen eggs, a leather belt, and part of a man's leg.
CaptainSpycrab it's only six eggs.
“You know, I’m somewhat of a containment unit myself”
just so you know this is absolutely hilarious but the implication that Gaston actually took off a chunk of Stanley's leg is *horrifying*
Al DUN DUN special victims unit
and so whenever the epic gaston bellowed the word "STRAAAW" eggs flew out of his mouth and he gave them to the townsfolk, for he was a generous and reasonable man.
THE END
Yes, that part was hilarious, and your comment made me laugh! xD
Oh god, my stomach hurts from laughing fsjjkfdjkh
Lol
Like a snake, but increasing more cooler.
Nick Almer unfortunately, praising the act gradually saddens him.
This became an Italian opera all of a sudden.
Jacob Askenbom fr tho
Actually, in Italian and French opera, the vowels are more pronounced as an example of *bel conto*, or “beautiful singing”, in accordance to the language.
On the other hand, in German and Russian opera, there is more percussion: it is less beautiful and more harsh. Again, as the language is.
So, in accordance to my tragic music theory education, you are practically correct. What was once a harsh, abrupt German-style opera has now been reversed into should we say a French opera given that everyone participating is likely French. The vowels have become stretched out, and the singers sound more French.
HarryPotter Penguin ok
It sounds Russian or German to me LOL
Russian
1:54 Gaston's secret ability, he forms belts out of pure will power
i split out my capri sun
2:16 "John Cena"
Henrique Carballo Aranha Holy crap that's a great catch
Nun Cena
Henrique Carballo Aranha XD
Don sena*
Oh no.
CZcams's caption system auto-detect this as Russian and I don't know enough about Russian to debate them.
how
I am russian and I find this very funny
at 1:14 it says "спартак проиграл", where "спартак" is one of the most popular footballl clubs in Russia and where "проиграл" means "Spartak lost"
It's like a Russian Premier League report from a bizarre parallel universe.
Caption System more. Like capitalist system
Does anyone know how to take them and put them in google translate?
"Notsag" is a way better name than Gaston anyway. 😂
It's beautiful how "no one" backwards is still "no one"
no its not its eno on
Noah Casper Taco cat backwards is taco cat, blame my teacher for that
Noah Casper nut sack
The Giggling Ghost race car is race car backwards
Goya Goya Taco dog backwards is God ocat
As once many CZcams users noted...backwarded Gaston (the name) sounds like "NUTSACK". Seriously.
O Deum meum! Kcastun
"kcastun" dik rieht eman ot sdeen enoemos
3 cheers for Nutsack
@@TitusRedwind : Skeet, skeet, hnnggg
0:17 No one defies gravity like Gaston
Nathan Woods Apart from Elphaba.
I'm sorry.
Wait what...did I miss something? Sorry if it is obvious it is really late where I am.
Nathan Woods Sorry, it's a Wicked reference. I'm a musical theatre geek and I couldn't help myself. XD.
Sorry for waking you up, if that's the case.
Ah I see, and no you didn't wake me up. I just woke up a few minutes ago
Nathan Woods That's a relief. :)
Gaston has many talents such as regurgitating eggs perfectly whole and shelled, and also juggling them perfectly into a basket
1:41 『 *Z A W O R L D* 』
Lunar and then time stop
Lunar i
*KONO DIO DA*
*G E R M A N I N T E N S I F I E S*
*ROAD ROLLER*
2:34 gaston uses the force
Gaston: A Star Wars Story.
Fuckface
You underestimate my power!
@@Top_Hat_ManLOL!
2:03 "My pants are down?! Better hit on this lady. "
BollyBibby and the lady turned her head when they went back up XD
Sophia Oluich S T I F F E N
69 likes
Lefou: No, Not sex Ed.
1:58
"And i want to Go Nuts"
Jetthunder Carvalho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shara 2.0's Brother so it's more gay backwards
Lefou slowly loses his grip on the thin line of sanity he has left because of being trapped in a bar for the rest of his life, forced to sing with the people who he loves. Those people relive this song over and over, but to them, it's like the first time. But not Lefou. Slowly and slowly, he descends into the dark oblivion of Insanity...
1:09 "popsicles"
Michael Opnv
get out
Michael Opnv lol
1:31 a brief moment of Opera from Gaston.
Gaston's voice actor is actually an opera singer fun fact
The background music and Gaston singing was really like an Opera
The Gastonians will Gaston more so we can all appreciate Gaston
we will be takin' his lumps.
2:03-2:04 "kill someone not sexy"
As in me
I'm dead meat then.
I’m dead
ƈɦɛʀʀʏ ɞȏȏ ur cool
Covid-19 got that covered.
This sounds like a very passionate Italian opera.
Turn on the captions. Trust me, it's worth it.
If only I could read Russian
Go into settings and click "auto translate" then click english.
PsychicHyrax I'm not on computer.
Jericho Ariola oh :(
PsychicHyrax ....how can i do that on my samsung phone?
0:26 ISHNAAAAAAH
Bruno Falcon 😂😂😂💀
Bruno Falcon Lmao
1:45 😂😂😂 idk why that's so funny to me.
Gaston's smug look lol
2:10 Aaaaaaaaahh Wiezers
Ive discovered a new language
gaston sounds like an italian opera singer
2:12 maui
ErTs mAui tIMe
1:55 when you're really, *REALLY* into bondage...
Snowbound Whale fethisis abd nutsacks shall not be stopped
The 'aaaaaaaahAAAAAAAA' from the bimbettes is killing me
I didn't know Gaston's fist was a Lefou attractor!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LOL! WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE COMMENTS!?
*GASTON THROWS UP 4 DOSON EGGS*
gaston spit up a bunch of eggs.
oh shit waddup
This video put me on a better high than every drug in the world.
0:36 "stroooooooong eggy boy"
I can't unhear it 😃
0:36
No ones gonna eat those eggs
0:17-0:18 my brony
00:35 sounds like iguana
0:36 strawwww
No repairs a belt like a Gaston.
I heard schnitzel at 0:57 😂 kinda craving for some now
0:36 When you're sick and just ate..
0:38 Gaston violently regurgitates eggs.
Senpai O'Hare when you štub tie
Isn't this just the Italian version?
This sounds oddly German to me...
FluffTeaFloo wot
As a German, I'd have to disagree, but Russian sounds pretty close to me.
everyone always claims that weird things sound like German (No joke, this is like the 10th time I've read this as a yt comment). I'm honestly not surprised anymore.
And no...it really doesn't.
it sounds russian
Ja, ich bin einverstanden mit dir. :D
1:30 "it is the business"
*Lefou magically flies towards Gaston* 2:32
Gaston in reverse...
notsaG
*NUTSACK!* OMG!
1:56 Gaston can summon belts!
No one:
My sleep paralysis demons having a party while I'm half awake half asleep:
Gaston, but its a German/Russian/Dutch opera!
0:40 Dude just birthed eggs out of his face hole. O.o
2:02 “there is no one not sexy” 😂
0:20 Gaston stops 4 thieves from stealing drinks by shooting at them.
1:19 when your face is oily enough to turn into a cooking oil source
0:33 They are so kind to put the eggs back XD
Pause at 0:48
Thank me later
Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lolol he be like : oh wats dat you sayin'
Changuila Rodriguez I'm *ded*
Boob grab
Its later thanks.
@SAvAgE_mElI -_-
NO ONE SPITS EGGS LIKE GASTON
0:13 I'm pretty sure he said something about ponies
Gaston but lefou makes Gaston more upset
It sounded like Russian...
Youtune captions agree
0:26 There goes his manliness
1:30 eeeeenemis nemus say uh musassamu
Actually it's 1:30 eeeeenemis nemus say inumusassam
No never mind actually it's @ 1:30 eeeeenemis nemus say inumusasassam
So sorry i'm playing the part over again and it's @ 1:30 "It iiiiis nemis nemus say inumusasassam
Gaston was an alien all along
I'm officially disturbed now.
What have I gotten myself into
Evelyn Brooks Something beautiful
Only here for the eggs
I only get the finest of eggs, straight from gaston
I lost my shit when he projectile vomited the eggs
society: suicide is wrong
edgy teens on the internet: 1:55
0:36 I'm crying XD
*stroooooong eggy boy*
Funny that "No one" sounds like "No one" when played backwards.
Audible palindrome.
Is English just backwards Russian now
Matthew Lee Lao. Nope . Russian is just backwards English now.
2:34 this scene is perfect
zoOP
No one backwards is no one
Pause at 1:11
Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lololololololololol lololololololololol
I'm dyong6 can't typg
*here we see a cannibal going for his first bite*
hahhahahshsjahajs
**eternal screaming**
2:10 those ladies were suddenly horrified at Gaston and letf, making him very very upset.
It's werid when the eggs come out of this mouth 😂
1:14 He used the force... I can see a great power on him.
0:36 That’s just talent
Gaston violently regurgitates 5 dozen eggs
0:17 when I try to speak Spanish
There’s something whimsical about this...
No one throws up eggs like Gaston!
"No one's quick as Gaston, no one's thick like Gaston..."
Reversed: "SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SAAATAN!"
Where?
you can still hear no one
its like the party is getting progressivly worse and gaston gets all grumpy
Eggs coming out of gastons mouth is one of the most cursed things in this world
0:36
_No one regurgitates eggs like Gaston!_
0:34 "I threw up 2 dozen eggs to get smaaaall~~~"
1:56 I CALL UPON... BELT!
I've never noticed that backwards different voices sound like different languages
Man makes beer and eggs before falling into depression. (1996, Colourised.)
A small man escapes from under a chair and proceeds to depress an egg regurgitating man
This is what you hear when you pass through the gates of hell.
This is the power of Killer Queen’s third bomb, BITES THE DUST!
The german dub for beauty and the beast is looking nice.