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Chapo Trap House: John Podhoretz Needs His Treats

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  • čas přidán 19. 12. 2022
  • Perhaps the biggest man baby of all conservatives covered by the pod. from episodes 238 and 271.

Komentáře • 47

  • @Wowhexx
    @Wowhexx Před rokem +94

    This is one of the greatest characters in the Chapo Pantheon.

  • @Spencer481
    @Spencer481 Před rokem +123

    This article came out in 1998, which means every publication he's worked with the last 25 years read this story of a treat hungry cry bully and decided that's who they wanted to write for them. Conservative welfare at its finest.

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 Před rokem +1

      You need to appeal to the drooling idiot demo somehow.

    • @riseagain845
      @riseagain845 Před rokem +9

      Jonah Goldberg called him "the resident pop culture expert" at National Review.

  • @CzolgoszWorkinMan
    @CzolgoszWorkinMan Před rokem +99

    I Have No Treats And I Must Tweet

  • @Dingleberrycrunch36
    @Dingleberrycrunch36 Před rokem +20

    John Podhoretz sounds like one of those specialists they bring in at the beginning of every
    Metalocalypse episode.

  • @nohbuddy1
    @nohbuddy1 Před rokem +75

    Chapo has shown us opinion columns shouldn't exist

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 Před rokem +11

      Actually the entire newspaper should just be opinion pieces

    • @CNYKnifeNut
      @CNYKnifeNut Před rokem +5

      @@berdyderg900
      So the internet in print?

  • @deathmagneto-soy
    @deathmagneto-soy Před rokem +29

    14:35 - 'Looking at a turd through a jeweler's loop' is now my favorite Christman interjection 😆

  • @ImpendingRiot83
    @ImpendingRiot83 Před rokem +70

    The Podhoretz voice is probably one of my lowkey favorite Matt bits, it distills this type of fucking guy down to his essence so well. 😂

    • @ptsmknbatgirl
      @ptsmknbatgirl Před rokem +2

      I CANT NOT SNORT WITH LAUGHTER HEARING IT

    • @-..-_-..-
      @-..-_-..- Před 7 měsíci

      im not joking, i am high rn so thats probably part of this, when i heard it first i genuinely thought wallace shawn must have been a guest on this ep

  • @masontthompson81
    @masontthompson81 Před rokem +25

    I thought that picture was Chapo community fan-art at first.

  • @BigHomieGayAss1917
    @BigHomieGayAss1917 Před rokem +28

    John Podhoretz? More like Baby Harkonnen

  • @hugoshlim
    @hugoshlim Před rokem +39

    world's baldest baby

  • @martinn.6082
    @martinn.6082 Před rokem +32

    Schnipper's was my 9/11.

  • @Praisethesunson
    @Praisethesunson Před rokem +14

    Editor: You spent the last part of the article just typing SEX over and over.
    John: Getting to 500 words is hard.

  • @Vladimirwlr1234
    @Vladimirwlr1234 Před rokem +5

    "Looking at a turd through a jeweler's glass."
    Nice one from Matt.

  • @CNYKnifeNut
    @CNYKnifeNut Před rokem +45

    The entire Republican party consists of guys whose every waking hour is dedicated to seeking revenge for not being popular in high school.

    • @joekuvorkian
      @joekuvorkian Před rokem +4

      That and revenge on women for not getting laid

  • @mr.lavander7145
    @mr.lavander7145 Před rokem +26

    I feel like these guys are a little too old for Spongebob but John would definitely be a Weeny Hut Jr. regular or a Goofy Goober member.

  • @Mark-jr6ld
    @Mark-jr6ld Před rokem +18

    *SCHNIPPER'S*

  • @williamgregory1848
    @williamgregory1848 Před 3 měsíci +3

    If this guy had had literally any other parents, he would have lived a happy life as a guy who knows a lot of pop culture trivia.

  • @NShomebase
    @NShomebase Před měsícem +2

    I only just found out years after first hearing this bit that Schnippers is in fact a real restaurant in the NYC area.

  • @pizzacheeseman2854
    @pizzacheeseman2854 Před 9 měsíci +5

    John Podhoretz is my favorite elevator boy

  • @grahamrichardson9620
    @grahamrichardson9620 Před rokem +14

    I DEMAND FREE TREATS!!!

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 Před rokem +4

    Can we agree that, when Podhoretz was rejected, she didn't say "muscles"?

  • @stevenwall2010
    @stevenwall2010 Před 3 měsíci +1

    13:30 same thing is being said about Sydney Sweeney lol

  • @emmarie2930
    @emmarie2930 Před rokem +4

    15:50, first of all, Noid means ignorant person. Hahaha

  • @pantsedjuniorhayseed4816

    incredible treat monger

  • @tmsphere
    @tmsphere Před měsícem

    JP is more cheek than man at this point.

  • @Dyldossier
    @Dyldossier Před rokem +4

    Your phatphobia truly knows no bounds