imagine entering a chess game without being prepared at all for them to check your ass. imagine the utter confusion. imagine this is a children's chess tournament. imagine they actually catch one.
this literally happened on camera to hans nieman the guy this whole chess scandal is about. he beat the best in the world in person at a huge tourny. theres video of them using a device to check for electronics and the dude definitely waves it by his butt. makes him turn around and everything.
Its less complicated than that first u cant be a bad chess player. Someone punches the game into stockfish while u play. If ur opponent makes a blunder and stockfish meter goes crazy buzz them. Then they know there is a winning idea at this exact move. Any solid chess player will find it especially in untimed games. Thats the theory of how it would be done. Youd still have to be good at chess but if u know this move has a winning idea then its solving a chess puzzle
@@inbeing3464 you could suggest something like B4-D6 and it'll be _... ..._ _.. _.... It takes max 10 seconds to play and also easy to intercept if you know morse code, which in turn is also not hard to learn either, I learned it in a week through a game!
The answer: it doesn’t have to be a bizarre code. All chess moves can be notated with just a few characters. The chess board has coordinates with letters and numbers. An example of a move would be something like, bc5 (bishop to c5) (So Morse would work)
The answer I like is that a top level player would actually only need to know that a given move could be game changing. Just a single buzz at the right moment would be enough to know a key opportunity was present.
honestly though the male anus isn't super sensitive to vibration so it realistically doesn't make sense. to be able to vibrate hard enough to feel the signal would also be hard enough to create a buzz on the chair he was sitting on and someone would hear it.
@@ronindebeatrice Exactly, no code needed, just a buzz to notify them their opponent made a mistake or it's an important move. These guys already know all the moves, they are usually just pressed for time and can miss things they wold otherwise see.
Y’all are overthinking this hella. Have someone who’s watching the game plug the moves into a computer, see what the next move is. When they know the move, you need 4 sets of buzzes to tell them the next move: First 2 are to identify the piece 1. The letter the number the piece is on 2. The number the piece is on 3 and 4 are for where to move the piece 3. The letter of location 4. The number of location Works as long as it isn’t speed chess.
The fact that he hummed “Sunshine of your love” by Cream Ey you know what? That is the bass line of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida that’s he’s humming. But, it’s more similar to Sunshine of Your Love by Cream to the sound of it.
Thinking about it you only really need a 3 signal code. First burst gives piece name, second burst column, 3rd burst space. That'd let you encode something like Knight E4 easy
But there are more pieces by a name, and it would cause confusion, a better alternative could be like encrypting "A3-D5" It tells location of piece to move to destination of a piece and can be used on any typa piece. Pardon my terminology, not a player!
I'm glad you asked and continues to talk about different stuff Joe asked about the code, and how from the code you would be able to tell what to move where, I believe
The most simple way of encoding it would be to buzz first for the letter of the square (ie: buzz once for a, 2 for b), then buzz again for the number, then twice more for the movement square
In case people are actually curious, chess GMs wouldnt need a lot of information to be told to them to cheat. The beads vibrating whenever a game changing move is possible would be enough. The player would then find it once they know they can look for it and that would be enough to win them the game.
ngl man I think he was fine talking about it, but he's a big-time tech boi so he really wanted to explain what the different theories were with the anal bead cheating scandal, I mean he straight up said what technology's inside some of the anal beads so doesn't seem too bothered to me
+ when Joe thinks he's saying something funny he really likes to drag it out, repeated the same joke twice about the song thing after Lex had already laughed & then tried to carry on with what he was saying
For anyone wondering, it pulses the number of squares left to right, buzzes, then pulses the number of squares user toward opponent and buzzes. Then the player looks at all possible moves that put a piece at that spot. Also yes you can feel the beat of a music track played. Same tech they put in children’s toothbrushes in the 90s.
The whole conversation derailed from chess rather quickly. And for some reason I feel Joe is enjoying that part of the conversation a little too much. 🤣🤣
It works by first giving you the coordinates of a piece, say a queen on (8,4) by vibrating 8 times, pausing, then vibrating 4 times. It then does the same to give the coordinates of where you should move it too
Chess GM nakamura said that all he would need is something that tells him whether or not there is a game winning combination on the board or not. If he knows there's a good combination he will make sure to not miss it and if there isn't he will just play like normal
Bro Joe Rogan is that kid who just wants to know everything regardless of his age and I find that super relatable and appreciate him always keeping up with times 😂 shoot I bet he'll always be hip
Joe just found his next area of exploration.
He's dreaming that ass landing
10000% definitely tried it after this.
My anus?
@FinDouche2024 stop what with the intense honesty?
@FinDouche2024 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Joe cannot fucking wait to try some shit out
Okay anal beads might come handy in exams 😂
One intelligent student sends vibrations to other students lmao
Quite literally 🙂
"There's Python libraries that do this?? Jamie, pull that up"
Breaks up his turds from all the fiber he's been eating its not gay noooo ... you just dontbget it
Enhance the effects of sauna and cold plunge
You could imagine this entire conversation in a Tarantino film.
Giving me that fast food conversation in the car vibe
Especially with Lex in that suit 😅
@@devinerentalsltd8708😂
So fking true e
I can imagine Travolta and Jackson having this conversation at the diner.
this gives a new meaning to "gut feeling"
Butt feeling
lmao, I'm in tears
The fact that he knew what song he’d play off top is crazy.
I liked your comment. Just so you know. (I hate that on YT you have no clue.)
@@swannero3078 thanks appreciate it!
He said in da gadda da vida but he was humming Sunshine of your love 😂
@@swannero3078 why? It'd be absolutely useless if it told you who liked.
@@jameshb2939 I don't know. I like it.
Imagine if cheek checking became standard for chess 💀
Omg as if this is a comment. 😎
"Lemme check your ahh sir" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
imagine entering a chess game without being prepared at all for them to check your ass. imagine the utter confusion.
imagine this is a children's chess tournament.
imagine they actually catch one.
Wait, you guys dont do a cavity search at your chess tournaments? My coach has been saying it was necessary for YEARS.
this literally happened on camera to hans nieman the guy this whole chess scandal is about. he beat the best in the world in person at a huge tourny. theres video of them using a device to check for electronics and the dude definitely waves it by his butt. makes him turn around and everything.
"How high are you?"
"Hi, how are you"
How are you, high?
The fact that joe rogan hummed sunshine of your love by cream just made my day
...but thinking it was "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" by Iron Butterfly...
@@jondunmore4268 it was in a gada davida.... In the garden of Eden
@@olfatskootchna bro, yall got it wrong
If you watch the video even Joe says it's In a Gada Davida baby.... In the garden of Eden by the iron butterfly
@@olfatskootch he said that it's in-a-gadda-da-vida but he is mistaken
That 7 minute drum solo would be a whole other experience
a man of culture I see
The joe rogan experience
Double bass pedals 😩
The 2nd death note opening 💀💀
*BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES*
Joe, that was clearly Sunshine of Your Love by Cream
My thoughts exactly
🤣🤣
I was about to say this lol
He thinks ots imma gotta
🤣🤣🤣
I love how he said "well I'm glad you asked joe" like he had the deepest darkest nastiest secret to tell the entire world 😂
Lex was in fact getting his information during this interview in a very unique kind of Morse code
Wait til my man learns about Morse code.
.-.. --- .-..
Morse code is really slow tho.
Its less complicated than that first u cant be a bad chess player. Someone punches the game into stockfish while u play. If ur opponent makes a blunder and stockfish meter goes crazy buzz them. Then they know there is a winning idea at this exact move. Any solid chess player will find it especially in untimed games. Thats the theory of how it would be done. Youd still have to be good at chess but if u know this move has a winning idea then its solving a chess puzzle
Came here just to say that.
@@inbeing3464 you could suggest something like B4-D6 and it'll be _... ..._ _.. _....
It takes max 10 seconds to play and also easy to intercept if you know morse code, which in turn is also not hard to learn either, I learned it in a week through a game!
Haha I know it's tough to believe but this was not AI generated. It's 100% real
Can confirm, ep 1934 listened to it just days ago.
Mustn't listen to his podcast then
@@brandonpoole3361 at what time is this? Approximately
@@wisaksson19mw3i 01:07:00
I don’t think anyone thought it was 🤷♂️
"I'm not investigating this stuff"
>suggests a buttplug repo
Lex's serious vibe is perfect in these kind of situation😂
Vibe meaning drugs?
This has got to be AI. I've never seen lex talk with such enthusiasm
But have you ever heard him talk about butt stuff before?
Is them sex toys man
.... This is real tho
..🎉. delayed adolescent blab...
Nah you can tell its not ai because joe doesnt let his guest finish before interrupting
That's enough internet for today.
I love the fact that joes example for music was sunshine of your love by cream a real man of culture
Legend has it that ever since that conversation Joe syncs his butt plug to music before he takes his DMT
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Then he gives a bear DMT. Do you know how strong a bear is? Dude those things are incredibly strong.
Joe next podcast: i lived in my rectum for 30 years 😂
Sanest Joe Rogan conversation:
"I'm glad you asked Joe..." LOL
This man waited his whole career to have this conversation in public 😂
Joe going from " Have you ever tried DMT" to "Have you ever had your ass vibrate to the tempo of through the fire and the flames"
Jesus that song would blow your ass apart
Joe really wants this to be a reality
It is reality tho everything he said in this is possible with all lovense toys
@@oclexe well i meant like him personally doing it with that specific song
Imagine "Burry the Light" on that thing....Vergil would be so proud
"Everything's a buttplug if you're game" - Aristotle
The answer: it doesn’t have to be a bizarre code. All chess moves can be notated with just a few characters. The chess board has coordinates with letters and numbers. An example of a move would be something like, bc5 (bishop to c5)
(So Morse would work)
The answer I like is that a top level player would actually only need to know that a given move could be game changing. Just a single buzz at the right moment would be enough to know a key opportunity was present.
honestly though the male anus isn't super sensitive to vibration so it realistically doesn't make sense. to be able to vibrate hard enough to feel the signal would also be hard enough to create a buzz on the chair he was sitting on and someone would hear it.
@@forarthur777 It could just give an electric zap, and I am going to have disagree on the sensitivity part too
@@ronindebeatrice Exactly, no code needed, just a buzz to notify them their opponent made a mistake or it's an important move. These guys already know all the moves, they are usually just pressed for time and can miss things they wold otherwise see.
Y’all are overthinking this hella.
Have someone who’s watching the game plug the moves into a computer, see what the next move is. When they know the move, you need 4 sets of buzzes to tell them the next move:
First 2 are to identify the piece
1. The letter the number the piece is on
2. The number the piece is on
3 and 4 are for where to move the piece
3. The letter of location
4. The number of location
Works as long as it isn’t speed chess.
I wasn't ready for that start😂
“I’m glad you asked Joe”😂
The fact that he hummed “Sunshine of your love” by Cream
Ey you know what?
That is the bass line of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida that’s he’s humming. But, it’s more similar to Sunshine of Your Love by Cream to the sound of it.
So he is right? He got me.
He also called it "inna garden of Eden"
Magnus been real quiet since this dropped 💀
Why you think he just retired now he still young he got time....
To get his cheeks checked.
"idk to much about it Joe" also in the next sentence "I'm sure u can do that easily"
"This is 100% something you would do" hes not wrong
Love how he is so excited about it he doesn't let him speak
Bro started humming the home depot theme
Pretty sure it was Sunshine of your love by cream
No way in hell he’s not next level stoned here. We’re way beyond ‘taking the edge off’
Genuine question: Is Lex on Xanax or something? 😂😂😂
Actually that's exactly what Eric Clapton thought of when writing Sunshine Of Your Love. A true pioneer.
Thinking about it you only really need a 3 signal code. First burst gives piece name, second burst column, 3rd burst space. That'd let you encode something like Knight E4 easy
But there are more pieces by a name, and it would cause confusion, a better alternative could be like encrypting "A3-D5" It tells location of piece to move to destination of a piece and can be used on any typa piece. Pardon my terminology, not a player!
I'm glad you asked and continues to talk about different stuff
Joe asked about the code, and how from the code you would be able to tell what to move where, I believe
It went from cheating in chess to having music in ya butt 😂
I thought they’d talk about Chess, dafuq Joe?
these AI generated conversations always make me laugh 🤣
This one’s real
imagine through the fire and flames pops up on your spotify and it streams to your bluetooth buttplug
The most simple way of encoding it would be to buzz first for the letter of the square (ie: buzz once for a, 2 for b), then buzz again for the number, then twice more for the movement square
Says Inagodadavida and then hums sunshine of your love. He's gonna catch some shit for that one 😂.
"I'm glad you asked Joe" *proceeds to say it the most comedic way ever* 🤣
This is exactly how Joe educates himself. Asking a question and start humming songs obnoxiously before the answer is given.
In case people are actually curious, chess GMs wouldnt need a lot of information to be told to them to cheat. The beads vibrating whenever a game changing move is possible would be enough. The player would then find it once they know they can look for it and that would be enough to win them the game.
Yes you can sync them to music and yes you should be careful what music you choose…. A friend told me this info
Joe not only can it connect to songs but specifically it can connect to your podcast audio 🤣🤣
He did not just bro the Home Depot intro ☠️☠️☠️
"Rush e" has entered the chat
Lex got hella insecure right there. Joe was just having fun and lex trying his hardest to not be associated with any of that.
ngl man I think he was fine talking about it, but he's a big-time tech boi so he really wanted to explain what the different theories were with the anal bead cheating scandal, I mean he straight up said what technology's inside some of the anal beads so doesn't seem too bothered to me
+ when Joe thinks he's saying something funny he really likes to drag it out, repeated the same joke twice about the song thing after Lex had already laughed & then tried to carry on with what he was saying
Uh yea Joe's on board
That's the best joke that dudes ever made. That was some kick ass timing.
Joe's eyes went from pure laughter to curiosity 😂 he definitely went home after this and sat on one
Joe just humming Sunshine Of Your Love 😂
Aaaand there's my signal to be done with CZcams tonight.
The GitHub page killed me 💀😂
bro got a little too excited 💀
As a programmer, when he said Python API it is so fitting literally and metaphorically. Lol.
Sunshine of your love by iron butterfly.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was just thinking that lol
"I'm not investing any if this" 😂
For anyone wondering, it pulses the number of squares left to right, buzzes, then pulses the number of squares user toward opponent and buzzes. Then the player looks at all possible moves that put a piece at that spot.
Also yes you can feel the beat of a music track played. Same tech they put in children’s toothbrushes in the 90s.
I just thought it’d be Morse code but that makes sense too
That wouldn't work
That’s a lot of buzzing… hopefully the cheater doesn’t climax before the match is over 💀
Morse code?
anose code
@@itchykamiarse code 😂😂
This is an episode of It‘s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The whole conversation derailed from chess rather quickly.
And for some reason I feel Joe is enjoying that part of the conversation a little too much. 🤣🤣
I can’t tell the real podcasts from AI made podcasts anymore. He’s a wildcard man
he’s just high af in this😂
This one’s real lol
Johnny Cash
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥"Ring Of Fire"🔥
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
OH GOOD. U MADE MY DAY MAN
Of course Joe’s choice of but plug music is the Home Depot theme song 😂
It's not you idiot
that's sunshine of your love.... Cream..... not some dumb Yankee supermarket theme song
Thats why chess masters make a grimace before playing an amazing move
Couldn't stop laughing at this one .. well im glad u asked Joe! 🤣🤣🤣
Some guy synced up his buttplug to Elden Ring and it vibrates everytime he gets hit
Haha, this is so good in a short format 😂
Joe's music question hit me like a mental flashbang
He talked himself into it
He was doing the “mmmm” in his mind like when he was with Neil deGrasse Tyson that one time 😂
"this is 100 percent something you do" most underrated statement
Joe just nails the best initial song for that device
I can't get out of my head the idea of someone blasting cbat on that one
bro been waiting for someone to ask this his whole life
Joe humming Sunshine of your love by Cream was the cream of the joke
It works by first giving you the coordinates of a piece, say a queen on (8,4) by vibrating 8 times, pausing, then vibrating 4 times. It then does the same to give the coordinates of where you should move it too
Imagine signing up for a chess tourny only to get a prostate exam😂😂
Joe’s two favorite topics - D’s and A’s
BRO THE WAY HE SMILED WHEN HE SASKED CAN IT MOVE TO MUSIC
Fun fact, the FPS game ULTRAKILL has official support for those.
"Innagaddadvida"
proceeds to hum sunshine of your love. Rogany.
"alright before you can enter the match we're gonna have to ask you to squat and cough."
Joe out here asking the REAL questions
Gives new meaning to a song being a banger
The way he said "I'm glad you asked, Joe" was so gat dayum funny
0:34 "It's getting near dawn when lights close their tired eyes" that's what I heard
perfect comedic timing
Chess GM nakamura said that all he would need is something that tells him whether or not there is a game winning combination on the board or not. If he knows there's a good combination he will make sure to not miss it and if there isn't he will just play like normal
Bro Joe Rogan is that kid who just wants to know everything regardless of his age and I find that super relatable and appreciate him always keeping up with times 😂 shoot I bet he'll always be hip
100% Rogan tested this out later
You essentially have to learn morse code first.
The vibrations give off the same patterns as morse code so it could spell out for example G4 to A3
love how he hums sunshine to your love all the time lmao