the undateables series 4 hilarious highlights

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  • čas přidán 10. 01. 2017
  • the hilarious and sweetest best bits of series 4 of the tv show `the undateables`
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  • @unclekidd9030
    @unclekidd9030 Před 7 lety +501

    "do you want to hold my hand?"
    "emmm"
    "oh well"
    the best way to take rejection tbh

  • @majimasmajimemes1156
    @majimasmajimemes1156 Před 2 lety +502

    > *gets friendzoned*
    > *"Oh well there's plenty more fish in the sea"*
    > *angrily identifies dog breed*
    > *leaves*

    • @davidpowell9713
      @davidpowell9713 Před 2 lety +6

      King Charles Spaniel?

    • @nocomment4848
      @nocomment4848 Před rokem +13

      @@davidpowell9713 You can tell?

    • @davidpowell9713
      @davidpowell9713 Před rokem +1

      @@nocomment4848 geezer cracks me up his date is the worst of all time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nocomment4848
      @nocomment4848 Před rokem

      @@davidpowell9713 yeah but then he got fresh with a champion bungin' bowler #ftw

    • @7Sabrina7
      @7Sabrina7 Před rokem +1

      I love that part.

  • @fomorians
    @fomorians Před 7 měsíci +189

    When he said "it seems your eyes are as brown as the tree... trunks" and Alice smiled a little that was actually so cute

    • @richardcrook2112
      @richardcrook2112 Před 7 měsíci +10

      She was well out of his league looks wise, regardless of disability.

    • @JoshuaFarmer-bv7ip
      @JoshuaFarmer-bv7ip Před 6 měsíci +2

      She was laughing at him.

    • @thechumbucket8986
      @thechumbucket8986 Před 6 měsíci +21

      ​@@richardcrook2112"leagues" are childish

    • @richardcrook2112
      @richardcrook2112 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@thechumbucket8986 I wish that was true

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@richardcrook2112 then I have good news because your wish is true.

  • @carlbenfield2971
    @carlbenfield2971 Před 6 měsíci +90

    Let's be honest, shouting THUNDERCATS! is an epic tic to land on

  • @sidthesloth3080
    @sidthesloth3080 Před 4 lety +2177

    “It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks”
    “Right”

  • @fatsnowman7326
    @fatsnowman7326 Před 7 lety +4045

    "Describe yourself to me in 3 words" "I'm not sure"

  • @bananaleg82
    @bananaleg82 Před 7 měsíci +68

    "Describe yourself in 3 words"
    "I'm not sure"
    Task failed successfully

  • @NotaBurnerac-iv6pp
    @NotaBurnerac-iv6pp Před 6 měsíci +98

    It shows people with disabilities naturally without making them seem weird on purpose. It shows a beautiful thing like romance, yet in a non-standard setting. Its amazing

    • @gruzinkerbelleabethabelle7996
      @gruzinkerbelleabethabelle7996 Před 6 měsíci +8

      I guess but they literally call them “undateables” which I imagine would be pretty insulting to them 🤨

  • @PHogg-kv5ji
    @PHogg-kv5ji Před 7 lety +3211

    "Well Alice, it Seems we both have A U T I S M don't we?"
    "Yes"
    "That's good to know".

    • @borktheswedishchef1190
      @borktheswedishchef1190 Před 7 lety +97

      Paul Hogg well alice is a fucking looker isent she. 8/10 would bang

    • @LewysC
      @LewysC Před 7 lety +57

      Paul Hogg he certainly gets to the point doesn't he!!

    • @Scoffslaphead72
      @Scoffslaphead72 Před 6 lety +36

      I T S E E M S Y O U R E Y E S A R E A S B R O W N A S T H E T R E E T R U N K S

    • @SubZXD
      @SubZXD Před 6 lety +3

      ScoffSlaphead72 I respect your dedication

    • @peksn
      @peksn Před 6 lety +19

      I feel like he's trying but she isn't kinda sad

  • @blacksheep385
    @blacksheep385 Před 3 lety +510

    “Kiss you on the cheek?”
    “No thank you.”
    “A little bit kiss?”
    “No.”
    “Alright then.”

    • @DG-EditsYT
      @DG-EditsYT Před 2 lety +16

      A little bit kiss was trying his best and he still got burned.. however he never gives up! 😂

    • @0KN0T0KC0MPUT3R
      @0KN0T0KC0MPUT3R Před 2 lety +4

      “Plenty more fish in the sea”

    • @martinwood744
      @martinwood744 Před 2 lety +3

      "Kiss you on the cheek?" "Ok, as long as I'm not doing my shoe laces up at the time."

    • @nelsonhibbert5267
      @nelsonhibbert5267 Před 2 lety

      A little bit fuck then?

    • @sirandrelefaedelinoge
      @sirandrelefaedelinoge Před 2 lety

      _"maybe, a little bit kiss"_ 💋😘

  • @yeoldpepsi
    @yeoldpepsi Před 6 měsíci +39

    "Describe yourself in three words"
    "I'm not sure"
    Mission complete

  • @doctorgoobie7329
    @doctorgoobie7329 Před 10 měsíci +40

    "Describe yourself in three words"
    "I'm not sure"
    Is a perfect example of communication within any relationship.

  • @LaurenP0205
    @LaurenP0205 Před 7 lety +2143

    "Ya mums a fucking squirrel"

  • @alexwilliams6826
    @alexwilliams6826 Před 4 lety +710

    “Describe yourself in three words.”
    “i’m not sure.”
    well i mean, that’s one way to do it

    • @stickyspaceman
      @stickyspaceman Před 4 lety +23

      Mission failed successfully.

    • @jacobofgardena
      @jacobofgardena Před 4 lety +12

      I've won but at what cost

    • @matthewrobbb
      @matthewrobbb Před 4 lety +2

      Oh fuuuck haha I commented the exact same thing yesterday didn’t even see this 🤣

    • @The_Kevinist
      @The_Kevinist Před 4 lety

      I(1)’m(2) not(3) sure(4)

    • @alexwilliams6826
      @alexwilliams6826 Před 4 lety +1

      Chris Pouliot In English, I’m is considered one word - it’s a contraction :)

  • @MB-gs7pk
    @MB-gs7pk Před 2 lety +45

    "Describe yourself in 3 words?"
    "I'm not sure."
    Mission Completed!

  • @charlescharliecharlotte
    @charlescharliecharlotte Před rokem +64

    “It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks” BRO LMFAOO 💀

  • @CaptainSkinnySK
    @CaptainSkinnySK Před 3 lety +885

    *looks in mirror *
    “Perfect! Another good job well done”
    Confidence of a king

  • @flowerpower223
    @flowerpower223 Před 5 lety +1580

    me: "yeah, i think that i can flirt pretty well"
    also me: "it seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks"

  • @juliebrammer
    @juliebrammer Před 5 měsíci +46

    "Well, Alice.. it seems we both have autism, haven't we?"
    😂❤

  • @jojomane7023
    @jojomane7023 Před 6 měsíci +74

    “What’s this, the King Charles cavalier spaniel? _Of cooourse_ it is!”_

  • @convivialjoys17
    @convivialjoys17 Před 2 lety +427

    “We haven’t been properl-“
    “No.”
    “y introduced before.”
    I laughed so hard. Same.

    • @guilhermetonon7267
      @guilhermetonon7267 Před 2 lety +17

      yeah, I laugh so har
      -yeah
      ..d too...

    • @guilhermetonon7267
      @guilhermetonon7267 Před 2 lety +9

      anyway.. maybe people like her can predict what others will say sometimes.

    • @nateb3679
      @nateb3679 Před 2 lety +8

      i swear to god he pauses before she even says anything like he sensed it

    • @user-zh4vo1kw1z
      @user-zh4vo1kw1z Před 2 lety +1

      It is a very good example of autism in action though. From both ends.

    • @Zeqweery
      @Zeqweery Před 2 lety +1

      @@nateb3679 prolly cuz he was stuttering

  • @Shitman-tn5tv
    @Shitman-tn5tv Před 4 lety +677

    "Your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks."
    "...roight"

  • @KlaximumSkroeft
    @KlaximumSkroeft Před 9 měsíci +33

    'What's this? The King Charles Cavalier Spaniel? Of course it is... I can tell' 😅😅

  • @josefineyoungmother
    @josefineyoungmother Před 4 měsíci +44

    "You're eyes are as brown as the tree trunks" 😭CRYINGG

  • @MrCaptainRoscoe
    @MrCaptainRoscoe Před 3 lety +357

    "Do you fancy another date?"
    "yeah"
    "would you like a kiss with that?"
    Oi that was smooth not gonna lie 😂

    • @enigma2555
      @enigma2555 Před 2 lety +2

      Low key I'm stealing that

    • @GECKOZFTW
      @GECKOZFTW Před 2 lety

      It's smooth but trust me, NEVER ask a girl if you can kiss her during or towards the end of a date. Shows you lack confidence

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV Před 6 měsíci

      Trust me, avoid @@GECKOZFTW advice like it is a plague infested animal trying to spread its disease through a hug. They are chatting absolute bollocks and clearly don't have a clue. They more than likely tried this one time, got rejected, and now make a mass sweeping generalisation.

  • @MannyXj1
    @MannyXj1 Před 4 lety +327

    “Describe yourself to me in three words.”
    “I’m not sure.”
    I’M DEAD 😂💀

    • @matth4063
      @matth4063 Před 4 lety +5

      Yea, I'm pretty sure she answered him and it sailed right over his head.

    • @4skintim962
      @4skintim962 Před 3 lety

      That’s 2 words...

  • @visillac
    @visillac Před 6 měsíci +54

    Well Alice, it seems the algorithm has reunited us again

  • @forposterity4031
    @forposterity4031 Před 5 měsíci +61

    "describe yourself in three words."
    "i'm not sure"
    me too.

  • @mathewbayley1770
    @mathewbayley1770 Před 3 lety +7180

    The people on love Island are more undatetable

    • @nuttygeezer830
      @nuttygeezer830 Před 3 lety +378

      I’d rather watch a undateables love island than one with a bunch of twats, least these are genuine

    • @Doryplory
      @Doryplory Před 3 lety +50

      True that

    • @username990
      @username990 Před 2 lety +235

      Honestly they all seem like nice and genuine people on undatables. Love island is just painful to watch and the majority of the people there just want clout for their insta.

    • @DG-EditsYT
      @DG-EditsYT Před 2 lety +110

      Love island is misfits on an island, these are genuine people with innocent wants and needs.

    • @juicypineapple6995
      @juicypineapple6995 Před 2 lety +10

      True words!

  • @fatsnowman7326
    @fatsnowman7326 Před 7 lety +1571

    Hahahaha dying at "It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks" .... "Right".

    • @tieylandrun132
      @tieylandrun132 Před 7 lety +114

      Fat Snowman it was just an idea

    • @Invocated_Agitator
      @Invocated_Agitator Před 7 lety +58

      Just an idea... just a thought. One of thousands that comes to mind, one of the few we speak about. His lips are truly as free as his mind.

    • @boooster101
      @boooster101 Před 7 lety +126

      this "compliment" is so blunt and original that it might actually work.

    • @dabossman5650
      @dabossman5650 Před 7 lety

      Fat Snowman lol

    • @dramallama5088
      @dramallama5088 Před 7 lety +84

      At least he didn't say her eyes are as brown as dog shit lmao

  • @a_very_tired_gamedev2725
    @a_very_tired_gamedev2725 Před 10 měsíci +35

    Describe yourself to me in 3 words.
    "I'm not sure"
    Genius!

  • @danbull
    @danbull Před 6 měsíci +70

    These are all wonderful individuals doing their best in a situation they're not confident with. We can be entertained by their personalities and still have respect for them

    • @mauriciofuentes7638
      @mauriciofuentes7638 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Yo! Fucking love your music mate. I'm glad you have respect for them as well :)

  • @lkctom2546
    @lkctom2546 Před 2 lety +415

    "your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks" I love him

  • @stone4070
    @stone4070 Před 6 lety +1564

    "You look very smart"
    "Thank you" *looks into the camera like he's in The Office*

    • @jpenny7475
      @jpenny7475 Před 5 lety +2

      Jim 😂😂😂

    • @WTF-co5tf
      @WTF-co5tf Před 5 lety

      Jim

    • @ryanbrough108
      @ryanbrough108 Před 5 lety +5

      This comment made me laugh so loud

    • @josephiliff2277
      @josephiliff2277 Před 5 lety +1

      I was thinking exactly the same thing AHAHA!!!

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi Před 5 lety +6

      Can't blame him. Being Autistic sucks, and most people just assume automatically that you have an intellectual disabilities because of your lack of social and language skills and that people have the right to use and abuse an Autistic person for their own personal entertainment. >_> I can't blame him for interviewing these ladies. He is sick and tired of the bullshit games people play when it comes to relationships so he is just going straight to logic mode and get down to business so no one wastes his time ever again. I know you love to play mind games with people and toy with their hearts... you are the twat. >_>

  • @Wisperride
    @Wisperride Před 6 měsíci +57

    Normal dating after corona lockdown 😂

  • @vivianclose5986
    @vivianclose5986 Před 6 měsíci +56

    Michael is the man, the myth, the legend. He’s great, lol.

    • @user-kb8qw7dy4t
      @user-kb8qw7dy4t Před 6 měsíci +1

      When Michael finally got a second date, his smile was so sweet.

  • @sluggied
    @sluggied Před 4 lety +266

    "well alice it seems like we've both got autism, haven't we?"
    "yep"
    "well. thats good to know."
    what a king

    • @ynoten
      @ynoten Před 4 lety +2

      Totally boss that guy.

    • @Mr.cladmaniac
      @Mr.cladmaniac Před 2 lety

      Exactly he didn't use that as an excuse to not be a functioning being.

    • @Not_An_EV
      @Not_An_EV Před 6 měsíci

      @@Mr.cladmaniac 🤡

  • @scarlettxx8335
    @scarlettxx8335 Před 5 lety +1741

    ' SO ALICE DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO ME IN 3 WORDS'
    'Im...not...sure..'
    'GO ON ALICE IM WAITING PACIENTLY'

    • @huggyb7427
      @huggyb7427 Před 5 lety +11

      Scarlet Loveless did Alice ever get to describe herself in 3 words? Lol

    • @TechJames
      @TechJames Před 5 lety +44

      HUGGY B She did!! "I'm, not, sure"

    • @spinaway
      @spinaway Před 5 lety +10

      That would be patiently..

    • @fredcollins3407
      @fredcollins3407 Před 5 lety +4

      *patiently

    • @ziggy5721
      @ziggy5721 Před 5 lety +1

      'I'm not sure' are four words, you actually mean *I am*

  • @cyrilthehood
    @cyrilthehood Před rokem +45

    "Describe yourself in three words"
    "I'm not sure"
    Good answer if you ask me and spot on on the word count

  • @guitarplaces
    @guitarplaces Před rokem +49

    "what is this? The king charles cavalier spaniel... Ofcourse it is, i can tell"😂 im dying hahahahahahahaha

    • @mad8805
      @mad8805 Před rokem +6

      And the way the dog was running😂

    • @eldritchbidoof
      @eldritchbidoof Před 10 měsíci +1

      I replayed that several times, not even gonna lie

  • @joystick8384
    @joystick8384 Před 5 lety +986

    9:13 "Do you want a kiss with that?"
    Not even joking, that is a boss player line.

  • @ConfuzzledTomato
    @ConfuzzledTomato Před 6 lety +522

    "it seems like we both got autism" best ice breaker

    • @havardmj
      @havardmj Před 6 lety +3

      But it is good to know

    • @anonomousous
      @anonomousous Před 6 lety +4

      It is actually if both of the people on the date have autism.

  • @lanalaclaire
    @lanalaclaire Před 6 měsíci +84

    *looks at the squirrel*
    'ur mum' s a fucking squirrel'
    Well, she's not wrong

  • @moyo6606
    @moyo6606 Před rokem +38

    Michael's honesty and flat affect is endearing. It's like he's saying all the thoughts that go through my head that I don't say out loud. especially the part where he says he's patiently waiting and starts whistling lol

  • @theguythatcould
    @theguythatcould Před 6 lety +728

    -describe yourself in 3 words.
    -I'm not sure.
    she technically did it.

    • @TheBenjaman
      @TheBenjaman Před 6 lety +15

      theguythatcould it technically is 4 words lol

    • @lukasturner5248
      @lukasturner5248 Před 6 lety +11

      S C H O O L E D Literally! D E C I M A T E D figuratively!

    • @0saintclark0
      @0saintclark0 Před 6 lety

      I legit burst out laughing at the genius of that.

    • @zimjun7
      @zimjun7 Před 6 lety

      I was thinking that too.
      But technically

    • @MrLethalShots
      @MrLethalShots Před 6 lety

      Not only did it meet the word count but it perfectly described her too.

  • @evex584
    @evex584 Před 7 lety +817

    "You look very smart"
    "Thank you"
    *stares at camera in anger*

  • @j_blackbird
    @j_blackbird Před 6 měsíci +36

    "It just seems like I'm going around in circles sometimes"
    "Don't we all"

  • @toshi240
    @toshi240 Před 6 měsíci +65

    "ThunderCats!"..."Kick him in the nuts"..."Send him into outerspace" lmao

  • @amelieea4046
    @amelieea4046 Před 2 lety +352

    who else came here from 'Well Alice, it seems we both have autism haven't we?' randomly in their youtube reccomended

    • @codygraham1992
      @codygraham1992 Před 2 lety +4

      That is exactly why I am here haha

    • @dogfooddevin5538
      @dogfooddevin5538 Před 2 lety +1

      You either read my mind, read my watch history, or are the crazy bastard at CZcams who manages my algorithm. Either way... I’m impressed!

    • @codygraham1992
      @codygraham1992 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dogfooddevin5538 Apparently all 3 of us had this exact same thing happen within like an hour and a half of each other and commented about it. I imagine many more people were recomended that video and then decided to come watch this exact same video since he has 27 likes on his comment also within an hour from now. Its a conspiracy

    • @farkhandaalam6582
      @farkhandaalam6582 Před 2 lety

      Yeah

    • @jolokp
      @jolokp Před 2 lety

      damn

  • @momothebug
    @momothebug Před 2 lety +141

    "thundercats. kick 'em in the nuts, send 'em to space."
    iconic.

  • @Sky-tg5rt
    @Sky-tg5rt Před 6 měsíci +33

    I thought I was gonna laugh at this, but then my heart melted. I love it so much.

    • @AnastasiaBeaverhousn
      @AnastasiaBeaverhousn Před 6 měsíci +1

      Why would you laugh?? 😮‍💨

    • @nonyobisniss7928
      @nonyobisniss7928 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@AnastasiaBeaverhousn Because they're really funny. They behave in surprising and cute ways, and surprise is a big part of what causes us to laugh. I didn't laugh out loud but I was smiling while watching and found it very funny and heartwarming also.

  • @bluesummers5051
    @bluesummers5051 Před 6 měsíci +55

    What’s this? The King Charles Cavalier Spaniel? Of COURSE it is. I can TELL 😂

    • @scarakatorza
      @scarakatorza Před 6 měsíci +6

      I love his pronunciation when he says that 😂💕

  • @andysmallz407
    @andysmallz407 Před 4 lety +867

    I want to laugh but this is probably the same level of game I have

  • @oliviagilbert1559
    @oliviagilbert1559 Před 4 lety +302

    when ruth said "peedo in a speedo" I fell in love with her

  • @Oi....
    @Oi.... Před rokem +97

    Pretty sure the cameras don't help the anxiety, but these guys are genuinely nice people. I wish them nothing but happiness.

    • @cg6176
      @cg6176 Před rokem +2

      They don't want your sympathy they want to be hold hand

    • @exnihilonihilfit6316
      @exnihilonihilfit6316 Před 11 měsíci

      @@cg6176 You don't know what they want.
      Go be a concern troll and social justice warrior somewhere else.

  • @lois3422
    @lois3422 Před rokem +51

    lets all take a moment for daniels parents who seem to be so committed to helping him find the happiness he deserves. they seem so lovely as well when it doesnt go to plan for him. both them and him deserve the world! as do all the others 😄

  • @cj-zacharias
    @cj-zacharias Před 6 lety +864

    5:06 “it seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks” “RIGHT”😂😭

  • @benwilliams4609
    @benwilliams4609 Před 7 lety +1151

    "I might have to fancy her"

    • @mjpver
      @mjpver Před 7 lety +7

      Ben Williams somehow reminds off Good Will Hunting: i might have to go see about a girl I might have to fancy.
      "Oh allright then 😂😂

    • @eyeofnewt113
      @eyeofnewt113 Před 7 lety +3

      mjpver stole my line
      😂

    • @calisquid7847
      @calisquid7847 Před 7 lety

      i love the way they talk

  • @christopherbradley7149
    @christopherbradley7149 Před 6 měsíci +34

    The guy who got Sam’s name wrong and then immediately started negging her about her taste in rides 😂

  • @DevilsAdvocate-pi2fe
    @DevilsAdvocate-pi2fe Před 6 měsíci +38

    "You're very smart."
    "Thank you." Looks at camera* See, I told you...

  • @tre.jluster2574
    @tre.jluster2574 Před 2 lety +245

    “Pedo in a speedo” is hilarious. Ruth is a comedic mastermind

    • @shipwreck9146
      @shipwreck9146 Před 2 lety +15

      "You're moms a fucking squirrel"

    • @SLoMo4
      @SLoMo4 Před 2 lety +4

      Kick him in the nuts, send him to space

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 Před 2 lety +3

      Petrol bomb!

  • @ZacharyWhittall
    @ZacharyWhittall Před 7 lety +1233

    Bethesda watches this show, to collect npc dialogue and their reactions towards the player and other npc's; for all their video games.

    • @alexthegrape1000
      @alexthegrape1000 Před 7 lety +68

      Saggy The Bozo "Your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks"
      Bethesda: "GENIUS! Put that that in Elder Scrolls VI"

    • @TotinosOtherBoy
      @TotinosOtherBoy Před 7 lety +26

      Saggy The Bozo at 5:49 he sounds like a high elf from Oblivion

    • @annuslug3990
      @annuslug3990 Před 7 lety +8

      they got sexy yoda down: interested in me are you?

    • @lfdrumming7804
      @lfdrumming7804 Před 7 lety +18

      Saggy The Bozo I think this got recommended to me because I've been going through so many stupid Oblivion. I have Asperger's so I'd probably be awkward as shit in a conversation and act like a dumbass NPC character cos I can't help it lol.

    • @edfromchowderheads1312
      @edfromchowderheads1312 Před 6 lety +4

      Saggy The Bozo "heh petrol bomb"

  • @user-hs6ep5sy3u
    @user-hs6ep5sy3u Před 2 měsíci +35

    In Alice's defense "I don't Know" is a genius way of answering "describe yourself in 3 words"

  • @RedundantLime
    @RedundantLime Před 6 měsíci +24

    "Describe yourself to me in three words." " I'm. Not. Sure."

  • @lillyshield6187
    @lillyshield6187 Před 4 lety +453

    Me trying to flirt with someone '' Well it seems we both have autism haven't we''

  • @bryanstellfox8521
    @bryanstellfox8521 Před 5 lety +1331

    I swear, my inner monologue is exactly what the autistic guy says.

    • @01imh
      @01imh Před 5 lety +38

      Bryan Stellfox they’re all autistic lmao

    • @martijnp
      @martijnp Před 5 lety +18

      Ismail Haque not all of them. They do all have some kind of psychological thing going on for them though

    • @JDStickmenmovies
      @JDStickmenmovies Před 5 lety

      Oh my days hahahahha

    • @CampestCowboy
      @CampestCowboy Před 5 lety +5

      Thats kinda the GOTCHA with Autism in my experience. i say out loud what you think... even the bad things LMAO

    • @CampestCowboy
      @CampestCowboy Před 5 lety +3

      I am autistic tho... lol.

  • @jojomane7023
    @jojomane7023 Před 6 měsíci +44

    “I’m pleased you said yes FOR ONCE.” 😂

    • @ebaocihc7085
      @ebaocihc7085 Před 6 měsíci

      Just go ahead and gaslight all previous experiences

  • @thegamingsquirrels8397
    @thegamingsquirrels8397 Před 2 lety +30

    “Describe yourself to me in three words”
    “Im not sure”
    that is three words to be fair 😂

    • @yogiballa
      @yogiballa Před 2 lety +2

      go on, i'm waiting patiently *whistles*

  • @SuperBuzzy
    @SuperBuzzy Před 6 lety +580

    Him: "Describe Yourself In Three Words"
    Her: "im not sure"
    Him: "YEP"

    • @Xeryun
      @Xeryun Před 5 lety +1

      same

    • @obama8814
      @obama8814 Před 5 lety +3

      SpacemanZakk im. A pedo in a Speedo with a petrol bomb

    • @rubybudgell974
      @rubybudgell974 Před 5 lety

      Home: go on, i’m waiting patiently

  • @lazlow9640
    @lazlow9640 Před 3 lety +749

    No line ever conceived by humans will ever be better than "Pedo in a Speedo"

  • @marcothecreator2978
    @marcothecreator2978 Před 6 měsíci +35

    Man, these videos really are suddenly being recommended to everyone.

  • @michaelarmstrong3012
    @michaelarmstrong3012 Před 4 lety +228

    The guy with curly hair had to carry every conversation

  • @mmm-fi4kp
    @mmm-fi4kp Před 4 lety +143

    cute things to say on a first date:
    "it seems we both have autism haven't we."

  • @mikeybuchanan8696
    @mikeybuchanan8696 Před 9 měsíci +28

    "Your eyes are brown like tree trunks" i'm going to start using that.

  • @MEGAsporg12
    @MEGAsporg12 Před 2 lety +222

    "Lets just be friends" response: "Oh well, theres plenty more fish in the sea for me" WHAT AN ABSOLUTE ALPHA. I'm stealing that saying

  • @ozzy1243
    @ozzy1243 Před 6 lety +273

    "Describe yourself to me in three words"
    "I'm not sure"

  • @stepheniddon1482
    @stepheniddon1482 Před 6 měsíci +41

    Love how she said "swear at the squirrel, fuck off" while flipping off the squirrel 😂

    • @svikelt
      @svikelt Před 6 měsíci +2

      That lady fuckin cracked me up lmao. What a savage lol

  • @twilight79010
    @twilight79010 Před měsícem +28

    Ruth is my favorite person to ever be on this show. THUNDERCATS!

    • @annoyedreview2155
      @annoyedreview2155 Před měsícem +1

      Pedo in a Speedo makes me want to just hang out with her cause she may be my favorite human being ever

  • @bla7849
    @bla7849 Před 2 lety +717

    The "It seems we both have autism haven't we" guy is so cute and wholesome

    • @naylisyazwina6836
      @naylisyazwina6836 Před 2 lety +25

      I like that guy the most

    • @naylisyazwina6836
      @naylisyazwina6836 Před 2 lety +27

      But the last 2 was cute together. I love Alice's smile the most though. When he said that her eyes were the same color as those tree trunks

    • @nelsonhibbert5267
      @nelsonhibbert5267 Před 2 lety +9

      The word "wholesome" is becoming an overused cliche on youtube comments sections.

    • @RowDy2Times
      @RowDy2Times Před 2 lety +5

      He’s annoying af

    • @nocomment4848
      @nocomment4848 Před rokem

      @@nelsonhibbert5267 bungin' bowling is a pretty wholesome activity though

  • @JackT13
    @JackT13 Před 6 lety +248

    “It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks.”
    ‘Alright’

  • @P.-Ex1
    @P.-Ex1 Před 6 měsíci +40

    "You are so beautiful in the whole world."
    "Aw, that's sweet."
    Damn this guy is on a different level of dating

  • @proudpict2057
    @proudpict2057 Před 2 lety +65

    My heart breaks for these people.
    Life is hard enough, these people are courageous in my opinion.
    They are really trying.
    Power to them.

    • @connorissexy4209
      @connorissexy4209 Před rokem +1

      Most of them are on disability and can just coast by and do fuck all, my heart breaks for myself

    • @kgroveringer03
      @kgroveringer03 Před 10 měsíci

      @@connorissexy4209no one asked for your opinion, you minger

    • @cavegoblin
      @cavegoblin Před 6 měsíci

      get help @@connorissexy4209

    • @Meltyfairy
      @Meltyfairy Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@connorissexy4209 hahah you’re funny 💕

  • @robynh204
    @robynh204 Před 4 lety +235

    I love how these guys always ask permission before kissing or hugging a girl.

    • @witchmoonstone444
      @witchmoonstone444 Před 4 lety +39

      Because autistic people know how precious consent is since we don’t always like to be touched

    • @ftlo.w4090
      @ftlo.w4090 Před 4 lety +32

      @Alex I can't tell if you're just inept in humour or a genuinely dislikeable person. Are you the same type of person who refers to themselves as Alpha to make themselves feel like they're more of a man?

    • @chrisb7051
      @chrisb7051 Před 4 lety +4

      It’s because they literally cannot read a social situation well enough to know when a girl wants to be kissed haha

    • @mm-fi4ge
      @mm-fi4ge Před 4 lety +2

      @@ftlo.w4090 he was obviously making a joke. Calm down you big hero.

    • @ftlo.w4090
      @ftlo.w4090 Před 4 lety +1

      @@mm-fi4ge I'm happy you found it funny I guess? I wouldn't say insulting someone for making fun of disabled people makes me a big hero tbh but thanks for the compliment ♥️

  • @TheGreatArlei
    @TheGreatArlei Před 4 lety +465

    "describe yourself in three words" "I don't know" *task failed successfully*

  • @Ghost51900_
    @Ghost51900_ Před 6 měsíci +38

    "Holy fuckin shits, your mom's fuckin a squirrel. Swear at squirrel, fuck off."
    *squirrel nibbles Dorito*

  • @mauriceschwiertz9578
    @mauriceschwiertz9578 Před 6 měsíci +22

    4:50 is TOO CUUUUUTE
    He really tried to find a compliment and made her smile.
    It broke my heart that she only wanted to be "friends" 😭

  • @TheScaleSquad
    @TheScaleSquad Před 7 lety +847

    "what's this the King Charls Cavalier Spaaaaniel"

    • @tutin4090
      @tutin4090 Před 7 lety +139

      "i can tell....."

    • @XsigmaZ
      @XsigmaZ Před 7 lety +56

      Seriously.. its the funniest thing ive seen in a long long time.

    • @senjuromon
      @senjuromon Před 7 lety +25

      Cavalier is coming to be his wingman and cheer him up after the date.

    • @Tobes90
      @Tobes90 Před 7 lety +2

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jamesd4191
      @jamesd4191 Před 7 lety +5

      i laughed so hard

  • @Doyley-is9qq
    @Doyley-is9qq Před 2 lety +436

    POV: You came here after watching the “Well Alice, it seems we both have autism, haven’t we?” video

  • @amzo_flower
    @amzo_flower Před 9 měsíci +37

    Describe yourself in three words "I'm not sure" genius

  • @robbieburtt5942
    @robbieburtt5942 Před 8 měsíci +28

    Describe yourself to me in 3 words..
    'I'm. Not. Sure.' 😂😂😂😂

  • @OmarOmarOmar
    @OmarOmarOmar Před 5 lety +1329

    "Ive been to Australia"
    "...George what"
    lmfao gets me every time haha

  • @konradxtofik
    @konradxtofik Před 6 měsíci +18

    - That’s a lovely smile you got there.
    - Nods seemingly upset.

    • @Broken_robot1986
      @Broken_robot1986 Před 6 měsíci +5

      She did like his eyes like tree trunks comment but disliked having her smile pointed out

  • @AlastairjCarruthers
    @AlastairjCarruthers Před 6 měsíci +21

    I like how there isn't even the tiniest, fleeting moment of creepiness anywhere in this video. Everyone is just delightful 😊

  • @JimB.Walken
    @JimB.Walken Před 4 lety +412

    Guy: "Well, Alice, it seems we both have autism havent we."
    Alice: "Yep"
    Guy: "Well, that's good to know."
    Shakespeare level dialog.

    • @jessebennett8430
      @jessebennett8430 Před 4 lety +1

      Ik it’s proper bad but I started laughing at that bit😂

    • @uh.oh_spaghettios_
      @uh.oh_spaghettios_ Před 4 lety +2

      Oblivion npc dialogue

    • @lioneleon4012
      @lioneleon4012 Před 3 lety +2

      Wow u guys are so funny nd u all are saying d same thing like robots just so u cn get likes. u bunch of cockroaches

    • @ScaniaEtPalingenesis
      @ScaniaEtPalingenesis Před 3 lety +3

      @@lioneleon4012 you must be very lonely this Valentine’s Day.

    • @ludwigvanbeethoven61
      @ludwigvanbeethoven61 Před 3 lety

      and running away from her while saying it xD

  • @FreeKiller
    @FreeKiller Před 7 lety +1649

    Daniel: Do you want to go on the second date
    Girl: no can we just be friends
    Daniel: do you want a kiss with that

  • @dovesr0478
    @dovesr0478 Před 6 měsíci +43

    so fucking funny when stone face Alice cracks a smile at that train wreck of a compliment

    • @20PINKluvr
      @20PINKluvr Před 6 měsíci

      Because she feels forced to date that guy when she wants someone better 😅

  • @markymark6400
    @markymark6400 Před rokem +43

    “ have you missed a kiss on my face “
    Unmatched Rizz

  • @TheMeepUsesTheDefiniteArticle
    @TheMeepUsesTheDefiniteArticle Před 7 lety +1125

    Daniel: So, what is your favourite holidays?
    Girl: IvebeenchaAustralia
    Daniel:...George What?...

    • @wan2shuffle
      @wan2shuffle Před 7 lety +90

      "It's the longest far away indeed"

    • @Uunidentifiedd
      @Uunidentifiedd Před 7 lety +27

      Simoslav Klose when I read this it made it funnier 😂

    • @BigJoker
      @BigJoker Před 7 lety +44

      I actually heard George as well lol

    • @TheWoodlandpixie
      @TheWoodlandpixie Před 6 lety

      I also thought George was mentioned

    • @Sophhmg
      @Sophhmg Před 5 lety

      +Pituophis is a genus of nonvenomous colubrid snakes "im might gonna fancy her"

  • @callumrourke6005
    @callumrourke6005 Před 7 lety +686

    This show is basically a meme.

    • @danielbrown9940
      @danielbrown9940 Před 7 lety +5

      Callum Rourke I want to post this on 9gag but I don't want to go to hell.

    • @callumrourke6005
      @callumrourke6005 Před 7 lety +1

      Daniel Brown Gowan! Post it, I'm sure it'll be fine. Tbh it's hard not to smile at this.

    • @kingteslas1427
      @kingteslas1427 Před 7 lety

      Daniel Brown you're gay, who the fuck uses 9gag normie

    • @paigemilner2448
      @paigemilner2448 Před 7 lety +38

      Callum Rourke Especially with the "holy fucking shit, your mum's a fucking squirrel"

    • @pie4
      @pie4 Před 6 lety

      Abalism the show

  • @Broken_robot1986
    @Broken_robot1986 Před 6 měsíci +31

    Alice liked the eye tree truck thing.