The Worst Way to Get Medical Marijuana - Key & Peele Short Edit

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  • čas přidán 7. 06. 2024
  • A Key and Peele skit about how this guy is really bad at procuring medical marijuana.
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  • @98yhur8hghughuehgueh
    @98yhur8hghughuehgueh Před měsícem +106960

    Badger being the one to share this info is so awesome

    • @whoisanarnb
      @whoisanarnb Před měsícem +821

      I knew it was badger

    • @VanjaMC_
      @VanjaMC_ Před měsícem +441

      @@whoisanarnb good job

    • @lolsu7320
      @lolsu7320 Před měsícem +345

      @@whoisanarnbwere proud on you

    • @yuruiakuma
      @yuruiakuma Před měsícem +209

      ​@@whoisanarnb you re awesome

    • @jonjonson5730
      @jonjonson5730 Před měsícem +196

      ​@@whoisanarnbyou did it bro

  • @smite2231
    @smite2231 Před měsícem +96130

    That slap was from everyone

  • @THELEADER927
    @THELEADER927 Před měsícem +10826

    "I can't reach it"
    "WHY?!"
    "paralyzed"

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl Před měsícem +1598

    Cutting this down to youtube short was really well done. Didn't expect it could be short enough to include the premise and the final punchline without ruining the pacing but it flows great

    • @DaylightToast
      @DaylightToast Před 26 dny +30

      You mean slapline?

    • @teejaygibson4315
      @teejaygibson4315 Před 20 dny +6

      Wait their is a longer skit?

    • @HeloisGevit
      @HeloisGevit Před 19 dny

      Always is, these shorts are editted down every time​@@teejaygibson4315

    • @bmxdenver1
      @bmxdenver1 Před 17 dny

      @@teejaygibson4315yeah this skit is like 3-4 minutes long I’m pretty sure. Just search “Key & Peele Prescription”

    • @lxvius
      @lxvius Před 16 dny +6

      ​@teejaygibson4315 all of these shorts are cut down skits that are longer

  • @biosskw
    @biosskw Před měsícem +41739

    Badger is a real homie

  • @morishimaharuka8754
    @morishimaharuka8754 Před měsícem +33641

    that means key peele is cannon in breaking bad universe

    • @greenc0met934
      @greenc0met934 Před měsícem +291

      Or it means actors can have multiple roles

    • @Ourii
      @Ourii Před měsícem +1911

      @@greenc0met934 yeah but that’s not as fun

    • @sugarpoyon2077
      @sugarpoyon2077 Před měsícem +179

      Breaking Badger looks fine, I'll wait for Huell

    • @mavisgrace5403
      @mavisgrace5403 Před měsícem +29

      It's not a universe. BB took place in Nevada USA. It was a fiction story in our world.
      You mean " part of the BB setting"

    • @user-nc1wg5sn1p
      @user-nc1wg5sn1p Před měsícem +124

      ​@@mavisgrace5403 every fiction story is a universe

  • @mahtababir719
    @mahtababir719 Před 22 dny +142

    “Does your face hurt Mr.Washington?”
    ‘Yeah’
    “Then this should help”😂😂

    • @costak7679
      @costak7679 Před 5 dny

      That was just the front hand...

  • @Nautifyyt
    @Nautifyyt Před měsícem +864

    "As in I got it! ... Neeeds lots of weed to get rid of it." 😂😂

  • @alecmikels4297
    @alecmikels4297 Před měsícem +21276

    Aids. Need lots of weed to get rid of it

    • @generichuman2044
      @generichuman2044 Před měsícem +185

      South Park told me the real cure for that is injecting cash

    • @MilkyNep
      @MilkyNep Před měsícem

      Sleep like a baby
      with aids~

    • @maksgasch
      @maksgasch Před měsícem +16

      @@generichuman2044 i thought it was friede chicken

    • @stoneface-qq1ir
      @stoneface-qq1ir Před měsícem +11

      This is America as of this moment 😂people have access to marijuana anytime, I got an ad about how you can just get it shipped to your house 💀

    • @MilkyNep
      @MilkyNep Před měsícem +16

      @@stoneface-qq1ir you almost make america sound awesome

  • @SpecialOpsKermit
    @SpecialOpsKermit Před měsícem +21793

    “You don’t have schizophrenia” “yes you do!”

    • @markdiaz4150
      @markdiaz4150 Před měsícem +129

      I like how this is multiple personality disorder tho

    • @lemonz9638
      @lemonz9638 Před měsícem +55

      @@markdiaz4150he could just be translating the voices for the doctor

    • @stevemiller.
      @stevemiller. Před měsícem +13

      No I don't. Yes I do

    • @tonydangelo778
      @tonydangelo778 Před měsícem +3

      That was gold

    • @superblood1945
      @superblood1945 Před měsícem +2

      Lmfao Lost It 🤣

  • @TheBoringNova
    @TheBoringNova Před měsícem +266

    Bro tried everything to not get weed

  • @Captain_n_1
    @Captain_n_1 Před měsícem +68

    "Pick something from this century"😂

  • @hurricanemeridian8712
    @hurricanemeridian8712 Před měsícem +3599

    Badger knows his shit

  • @AlexNeon97
    @AlexNeon97 Před měsícem +7420

    Nobody knew that they were in the presence of one of the best snipers this side of the Mississippi

    • @thekindpenguin7497
      @thekindpenguin7497 Před měsícem +153

      And so help me god if Walt Jr. Doesnt get his Medical Marijuana prescription they will find you......the scrape of a foot step...

    • @CrimZonOnYT
      @CrimZonOnYT Před měsícem +7

      I drink water

    • @billycherokee7630
      @billycherokee7630 Před měsícem +19

      This is one of the most obscure references so far lmao

    • @Braannnd0nn
      @Braannnd0nn Před měsícem +7

      This community beautiful

    • @sadas3190
      @sadas3190 Před měsícem +19

      ​@@billycherokee7630ah yes one the most memorable quotes in the finale of arguably the most acclaimed and popular TV shows of all time, so obscure.

  • @THADDAUS-vm5qp
    @THADDAUS-vm5qp Před 27 dny +96

    I'm glad Badger survived to help Hissenburger with his aids problem

  • @69Boogereater
    @69Boogereater Před 21 dnem +11

    I think key and peele are def top 3 when it comes to sketch comedy. Multiple upon multiple hilarious and memorable sketches.

  • @grimmcrag8715
    @grimmcrag8715 Před měsícem +6885

    "sleep like a baby....with aids" killed me.

    • @Havok999
      @Havok999 Před měsícem +22

      Phenomenal profile pic 😂

    • @tha_clucka2325
      @tha_clucka2325 Před měsícem +3

      He said it right as I read it💀😭

    • @maxkummel1074
      @maxkummel1074 Před měsícem +8

      And the baby to

    • @scatmann9504
      @scatmann9504 Před měsícem

      @@maxkummel1074
      💀💀☠

    • @mcgee1864
      @mcgee1864 Před měsícem +2

      If it killed you, then how are you still alive to post this comment?!?!

  • @TheFury295
    @TheFury295 Před měsícem +5373

    That slap was 100% justified 😂😂😂

  • @lolsharma1091
    @lolsharma1091 Před měsícem +45

    Bro was already high

  • @jonfilibuster8499
    @jonfilibuster8499 Před 23 dny +18

    Props to the doc trying his hardest to get him that weed

  • @Jackson-id2nz
    @Jackson-id2nz Před měsícem +2752

    “you don’t have schizophrenia”

  • @roc-noK
    @roc-noK Před měsícem +19

    “something from this century” made me hit the floor XD

  • @Abuda7amHD
    @Abuda7amHD Před měsícem +10

    “Something from this century” 😂😂😂😂

  • @samuelsilva8364
    @samuelsilva8364 Před měsícem +1421

    "You don't have schizophrenia" 😂😂😂

    • @oldsport24
      @oldsport24 Před měsícem +34

      Yes, you do

    • @teamcatyt4503
      @teamcatyt4503 Před měsícem +6

      Keep it simple

    • @Lunatic5306
      @Lunatic5306 Před měsícem

      Where are all the 12 yr olds. They’re supposed to make this the most liked comment because it’s the thing that was said in the short!

    • @CHIQUIZO
      @CHIQUIZO Před měsícem +1

      Leprosy

  • @kawaharaizumi731
    @kawaharaizumi731 Před měsícem +934

    "Pick something off this list" got me dying

    • @corsh2715
      @corsh2715 Před měsícem +18

      But he can't, cause he's paralyzed 😔

    • @Steve.._.
      @Steve.._. Před měsícem +4

      It's seriously like that, man some states that are medical only have a doctor attached to the rear of the dispensary. Walk back there, pay, get the temp card. Then you are good 😂

  • @FordFourD-aka-Ford4D
    @FordFourD-aka-Ford4D Před měsícem +14

    Activist and Yippie member Dana Beal actually used to give AIDS patients free cannabis because it would help them with their appetites and some other symptoms that used to occur with the old treatments we used to administer. Similar to how cancer patients going through chemo benefit from it offsetting those side effects.

    • @the_vybloid
      @the_vybloid Před 20 dny

      But the doctor has to test for it and keep record. That's why he needed him to pick something that he can't test or verify

  • @Yourbeautiful666
    @Yourbeautiful666 Před měsícem +6

    This is one of their most underrated skits

  • @neoxus30
    @neoxus30 Před měsícem +1185

    Badger fits a drug addict in so many shows)

    • @CHICKENmcNUGGIESMydude
      @CHICKENmcNUGGIESMydude Před měsícem +13

      its so sad cause i look eactusaly like him and everyone thinks im high i dont drink or smoke strait A stupid

    • @bunkeroregano9492
      @bunkeroregano9492 Před měsícem +20

      ​@@CHICKENmcNUGGIESMydude it's just that people automatically associate anything to do with laziness or squinty eyes with being hammered or high, meanwhile majority of people aren't lazy when high, also majority, and not bragging I regret it every day but I am at the point I'm high so often I seem normal when high and high when sober because my body has nasty withdrawals, weeds no joke, it's not as bad as most other drugs but don't underestimate it

    • @user-vx3hv1wx2b
      @user-vx3hv1wx2b Před měsícem

      @@CHICKENmcNUGGIESMydudealso messy appearance is associated with drugs

    • @bobaniusjr.7784
      @bobaniusjr.7784 Před měsícem

      What are you talking about? This is breaking bad, this is cannon

    • @ryanrhinolc
      @ryanrhinolc Před měsícem

      ​@@bunkeroregano9492 It almost seems like underestimating a drugs negative effects is just as stupid as overestimating them.

  • @user-ui1gh9pe8j
    @user-ui1gh9pe8j Před měsícem +799

    "Does your face hurt mr. Washington "😂😂

  • @chairwithoutwheels9148
    @chairwithoutwheels9148 Před měsícem +5

    bro was high coming in there

  • @jeffklonowski6816
    @jeffklonowski6816 Před měsícem +9

    That slap man I love these guys. They make some of the best skits out there period

  • @memespocalypes
    @memespocalypes Před měsícem +344

    "sleep like a baby, with aids" 😂😂😂

  • @novatron7841
    @novatron7841 Před měsícem +589

    The slap was personal 😂

  • @Hajiroku
    @Hajiroku Před 11 dny +2

    Perfectly cut. And the punchline was beautiful.

  • @dietbleach9362
    @dietbleach9362 Před 25 dny +13

    This is absolutely true. At the time it was illegal, getting a green card was easy. All they wanted was your money. I remember making up a story about my ankle and how I can't stand up at work for a long period of time.

  • @SCALLYWAG.1
    @SCALLYWAG.1 Před měsícem +480

    That he said consumption made me cough uncontrollably with laughter

    • @denisharis4443
      @denisharis4443 Před měsícem +23

      Coughing up blood?

    • @SCALLYWAG.1
      @SCALLYWAG.1 Před měsícem +10

      @@denisharis4443 legit i didnt even think of that when i typed it lmaooo. thats concering 🤣🤣

    • @FauSizzle
      @FauSizzle Před měsícem +8

      Sounds like you need something medicinal prescribed to you 👨🏻‍⚕️

    • @alexb389
      @alexb389 Před měsícem +2

      Tbh ik consumption is a name of an actual illness but I use weed to manage binge eating disorder recover so I literally do use it for consumption 😭

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry Před měsícem

      ​@@alexb389Wait it doesn't make you as hungry either?

  • @aryaman8519
    @aryaman8519 Před měsícem +118

    "something from this century" 😭😭😭😭😭😂

    • @AtlantisStuart
      @AtlantisStuart Před 29 dny +1

      bro almost get smallpox and bubonic plague 😂

  • @L4wyrup
    @L4wyrup Před měsícem +8

    "Sleep like a baby... with aids" just sent me 😂😂

  • @R4in46
    @R4in46 Před 25 dny +2

    Now My headcanon is that this actually happened in the breaking Bad universe

  • @ak_buckets7962
    @ak_buckets7962 Před měsícem +142

    That doctor is a real one 😂

  • @garrettweaver7107
    @garrettweaver7107 Před měsícem +187

    Yoooo Breaking Bad x Key and Peele crossover event

  • @InfamousZelda
    @InfamousZelda Před 23 dny +2

    Last time I seen big badger he was spinning promotional signs, glad to see he's doing well

  • @obidasauceman6140
    @obidasauceman6140 Před 21 dnem +1

    "You don't have schizophrenia, yes you do" lmfao

  • @h2t26
    @h2t26 Před měsícem +103

    "Consumption" 😂

    • @aisosaihama
      @aisosaihama Před měsícem

      I can't hear it and not think of wealthy southern Charlie being poisoned by his constituents before his date 🥚

    • @coffinboy556
      @coffinboy556 Před 29 dny

      1899 flashbacks…

  • @supraguy4694
    @supraguy4694 Před měsícem +166

    His reaction after "Leprosy" is gold and why I love Key, he's so good at acting frustrated like he's about to lose his mind

  • @anonymuscaesar8511
    @anonymuscaesar8511 Před 11 dny +1

    This is what Badger got up to after Jesse ditched him with his crossbow 😆

  • @Marsco-1102
    @Marsco-1102 Před 11 dny +1

    Badger is a real one for this

  • @thechilledonion9313
    @thechilledonion9313 Před měsícem +134

    Best doctor in town.

    • @ra-m
      @ra-m Před měsícem +4

      Yep understands his patients 😂

  • @hamzahdumar9092
    @hamzahdumar9092 Před měsícem +42

    "No Mr. Washington, something from this century" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bovinejoni8669
    @bovinejoni8669 Před 12 dny +1

    good to see Badger he has so much range

  • @RedLogicYT
    @RedLogicYT Před 16 dny +1

    Key and Peele are in Breaking Bad

  • @BearsRule777
    @BearsRule777 Před měsícem +51

    "Schizophrenia"
    "you dont have schizophrenia"
    "YES YOU DO"

  • @sammywambugu
    @sammywambugu Před měsícem +52

    the doc giving him all the hints😂😂

  • @navins11
    @navins11 Před 19 hodinami

    That was so much funnier than i was expecting

  • @josephpaterson8274
    @josephpaterson8274 Před měsícem +2

    That's one of the best hitmen west of the mississippi!

  • @benjaminreuse
    @benjaminreuse Před měsícem +10

    "Does your face hurts mr Washington ?"
    "Yeah"
    "Bcs this should help"
    Genius 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mx5383
    @mx5383 Před měsícem +38

    “Sleep like a baby with ✨aids✨”
    Got me deed 😭

  • @SlayerGodOfDeath
    @SlayerGodOfDeath Před měsícem +1

    This really help 😂😂

  • @drkrueger1
    @drkrueger1 Před měsícem

    They came up with the best skits

  • @tberry79
    @tberry79 Před měsícem +12

    His facial expressions are so fantastic in these acting skits. He really sells the whole thing.

  • @im_just_kiwi_btw3815
    @im_just_kiwi_btw3815 Před měsícem +107

    Badger tf you’re doing here man? We need to sell some stuff.

  • @nickfury4048
    @nickfury4048 Před 14 dny

    I love these guys

  • @reachboy0293
    @reachboy0293 Před měsícem

    They don’t make me laugh that often, but that was pretty funny

  • @SaarzaXX07
    @SaarzaXX07 Před měsícem +18

    that slap was personal.

  • @t47351
    @t47351 Před měsícem +11

    "That's Dissociative Identity Disorder" woulda been an epic line.

  • @meatballmusicman5687
    @meatballmusicman5687 Před měsícem +2

    Consumption 😂

  • @abigailboyd2534
    @abigailboyd2534 Před 22 dny

    This was so great!

  • @XanderCrease
    @XanderCrease Před měsícem +189

    Cannabis...for anxiety? Like prescribing cocaine for insomnia XD

    • @blacksuede
      @blacksuede Před měsícem +35

      Depends on who that individual is

    • @ineedpapers
      @ineedpapers Před měsícem

      Dude you’re actually Stu pid I’m ngl weed is a depressant so it could help with both insomnia and anxiety, whereas cocaine is a stimulant

    • @billylion3073
      @billylion3073 Před měsícem +19

      wait they gave you cocaine? maaaaaan all i got was meth for my insomnia ...cant complain i guess every 5 days i sleep really well

    • @WhentheBehelitScreams
      @WhentheBehelitScreams Před měsícem +5

      ​@@blacksuede definitely. Cannabis be having me anxious.

    • @attackonmars5198
      @attackonmars5198 Před měsícem +19

      It does calm my anxiety puts me mellow, cannabis is NOT cocaine that's insulting

  • @nagarajankrishnamurthy3193
    @nagarajankrishnamurthy3193 Před měsícem +8

    He gave many cues about ...the pain ....the pain...finally gave him the pain.

  • @oscarestrada6545
    @oscarestrada6545 Před 19 dny

    Something from this century I’m dead 😂😂

  • @user-go3kw6gb8o
    @user-go3kw6gb8o Před měsícem

    Best one yet

  • @zahidshabir4038
    @zahidshabir4038 Před měsícem +17

    Sir we have "Brandon Mayhew" trying to get people high on drugs

  • @aadilrashid836
    @aadilrashid836 Před měsícem +14

    "I also have the plague."

  • @5.2mviews18
    @5.2mviews18 Před měsícem +164

    “sleep like a baby… with AIDS”😂

  • @matthewhensley5165
    @matthewhensley5165 Před 24 dny +1

    Damn badger helping dudes get high still lol

  • @AALOOBADA
    @AALOOBADA Před 11 dny +1

    "like a baby...with a1ds"💀

  • @zuzulip
    @zuzulip Před měsícem +13

    They got Badger from braking bad 😅😅😂

  • @euphoricendeavor392
    @euphoricendeavor392 Před měsícem +6

    Bro almost fumbled 😂

  • @henrynwokoroku1144
    @henrynwokoroku1144 Před měsícem +1

    That slap😂😂😂

  • @erikbudai3183
    @erikbudai3183 Před 18 dny

    These guys are legends 😅😅

  • @LazyFox69
    @LazyFox69 Před měsícem +4

    DOES YOUR FACE HURT MR WASHINGTON?!😂😂

  • @Wortlex10
    @Wortlex10 Před měsícem +23

    “Waltuh ya can’t use doctors to sell our product Waltuh”

    • @alexb389
      @alexb389 Před měsícem +1

      I would be like "erm that's meth and doctors don't prescribe that☝️🤓" but then I remembered they hand out adhd meds to toddlers like it's candy

  • @CatsAreAwesome146
    @CatsAreAwesome146 Před měsícem

    These shorts are so funny I cant😂

  • @srijanchakraborty8704
    @srijanchakraborty8704 Před měsícem +7

    Best crossover 😂

  • @macewindu6853
    @macewindu6853 Před měsícem +104

    “I can’t reach it”
    “Why not?”
    *paralyzed*
    *SLAP*
    This fucking sent me

  • @rajpreety9515
    @rajpreety9515 Před 28 dny

    The face at the end 😂😂

  • @terrobert
    @terrobert Před měsícem

    Damn jordan is getting so good at fronthand backhand

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles Před měsícem +32

    This is also funny because that tall white guy was an actor in 'Breaking Bad.'

  • @MrbloxyboyYT939
    @MrbloxyboyYT939 Před měsícem +7

    HOL UP badger from BREAKING BAD

  • @Varue
    @Varue Před 23 dny

    key and peele love slaps in their skits

  • @manjeshm8937
    @manjeshm8937 Před měsícem

    Bro i laughed hard on this😂

  • @mohammedmustafa6746
    @mohammedmustafa6746 Před měsícem +4

    "Sleep like a baby.....with aids"😭😭

  • @zoranfrintrop-unger4801
    @zoranfrintrop-unger4801 Před měsícem +5

    Yeah...he needed that Monay bad dude.😂😂😂

  • @highflyerl23
    @highflyerl23 Před 20 dny

    Badger being a brother as usual

  • @JstAnotherUTuber
    @JstAnotherUTuber Před 16 dny

    “Mr. Washington”
    😂

  • @TillDaddy
    @TillDaddy Před měsícem +9

    Oh my God it's Badger

  • @caseyleirer9677
    @caseyleirer9677 Před měsícem +21

    Consumption is another name for tuberculosis, if you don’t feel like looking it up.

  • @warruor
    @warruor Před měsícem +1

    Consumption...something from this century!!!..as an indian practitioner this hurts me...half my patients are of tuberculosis...the govt data is severly undrrreported

  • @MauriAllure
    @MauriAllure Před 25 dny

    I hadn’t watched Breaking Bad when I first saw this skit, now it’s 1000x better🤣🤣

  • @frankfornaronynjnnyyb3661
    @frankfornaronynjnnyyb3661 Před měsícem +10

    All he would have to say is "Doctor I want to be a weed smoking loser."