Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill. Epic Rap Battles of History
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    Winston Churchill: Dan Bull
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    Teddy Roosevelt: EpicLLOYD
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    John Schrank - Javi Sanchez-Blanco
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    Directed by:
    Nice Peter
    Written by:
    EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter, Dan Bull, Mike Betette, Zach Sherwin, Dante Cimadamore
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    Michelle Maloney
    Producer:
    Atul Singh
    Associate Producer:
    Shaun Lewin
    Production Coordinator:
    Matthew Schlissel
    Song Produced by:
    Nice Peter
    Mixed by:
    Jose "Choco" Reynoso and Nice Peter
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    Jose "Choco" Reynoso
    Music Supervisor:
    Dante Cimadamore
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    Hollywood Legend Productions & Jose "Choco" Reynoso
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    Andrew Sherman, Ryan Moulton, Nice Peter, Javi Sánchez-Blanco
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    Sulai Lopez
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    Katie Middleton
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    Jon Na
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    Andy Chinn
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    Roberto Lewis
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  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 Před 2 lety +9303

    Death had to take Roosevelt in his sleep, because if he were awake there would've been a fight.

    • @trasyndha2368
      @trasyndha2368 Před 2 lety +230

      Death was just Yandere for Roosevelt.

    • @SuperMan-ij6vt
      @SuperMan-ij6vt Před 2 lety +297

      Outside of the fact that he got shot and survived, he would've won any day of the week

    • @predaprime
      @predaprime Před 2 lety +166

      Honestly, Death would be on the floor. With most of his teeth punched out of his head.

    • @Underpants678
      @Underpants678 Před 2 lety +187

      Roosevelt is what Death has nightmares about.

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager Před 2 lety +47

      Holy underrated comment batman lmfao.

  • @lalajones526
    @lalajones526 Před 7 lety +3957

    They put up a huge fight. I feel like this deserves a sequel. They aren't done with each other yet.

  • @bobing1752
    @bobing1752 Před 11 měsíci +7126

    "I might be battling you even though I'm toasted, but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be roasted" is a reference to something absolutely incredible: a female MP criticised Churchill for being drunk and he responded something along the lines of "And you are ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly"

    • @RandomGuythatishere
      @RandomGuythatishere Před 10 měsíci +284

      That's gotta hurt

    • @greg-qc4iy
      @greg-qc4iy Před 10 měsíci +1073

      It was lady aster, they were famous for this, another time she informed him "Mr Churchill if I was your wife I would poison your tea" to which Churchill replied "lady aster if I was your husband I would drink it". She spoke at his funeral saying that he was a great statesman, a horrible man but a great statesman.

    • @GhostHunterDipperPines
      @GhostHunterDipperPines Před 10 měsíci +293

      @@greg-qc4iyngl that is actually sick. Bros great at roasting. Kinda screwed up to call someone a “horrible man” at their funeral though.

    • @ChariTheAlternate
      @ChariTheAlternate Před 10 měsíci +5

      XD

    • @marek1178
      @marek1178 Před 10 měsíci +24

      @@GhostHunterDipperPines I find it true. ANd funny.

  • @DylanCEdh
    @DylanCEdh Před 11 měsíci +4264

    For those who don’t know, the line at 1:38 isn’t a joke about how his parents put him up for adoption (they didn’t), but instead they sent him to boarding school for most of his childhood. He saw his parents so little that during a dinner party he made the declaration that he’d spoken to his son more that evening than his father in his entire life.

    • @todochosen
      @todochosen Před 11 měsíci +74

      Thanks for explaining it

    • @Trusttheprocessboy
      @Trusttheprocessboy Před 10 měsíci +134

      @@todochosen Actually, look up a rap battle meaning. For example "heodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill meaning" and the first result should be of a wikipedia that describes Every bar, LITERALLY EVERYBAR from the very first rap to the most recent one

    • @globalpoliticsman9523
      @globalpoliticsman9523 Před 9 měsíci +91

      He considered his nanny more of a parental figure than his actual parents even saying once she passed i will never know such a great friend again

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Před 9 měsíci

      Lies again? Sleeping In Tokyo

    • @day7163
      @day7163 Před 8 měsíci +3

      ​@@NazriBWhat do you mean?

  • @Right_rikki107
    @Right_rikki107 Před 3 lety +4433

    Theodore "wassup bitches" Roosevelt
    VS
    Winston "the rhyme minister" Churchill

    • @slbrah7375
      @slbrah7375 Před 3 lety +138

      The rhyme minister idea was genius

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 Před 3 lety +92

      I physically need a part two. Where Winston just tears in Teddy's choice to his successor President Taft. Also both just dis President Woodrow Wilson. Mainly for WW1, than the Chads just become friends out of respect.

    • @user-cu3ky9er7n
      @user-cu3ky9er7n Před 3 lety +5

      Cool 😎

    • @brycewalker3726
      @brycewalker3726 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Butter_Warrior99 Diss Wilson for World War 1, why?

    • @cdsgarb1994
      @cdsgarb1994 Před 3 lety +10

      whatever shit you throw at me i just return to sender, i battle to the end and i will never surrender!

  • @MattNoel
    @MattNoel Před 7 lety +2633

    Am I the only one angry that the battle ended because it was so good?

    • @sayconful
      @sayconful Před 7 lety +1

      Matt Noel nope haha

    • @sverdmester
      @sverdmester Před 7 lety +22

      What an ending though

    • @Meadale1
      @Meadale1 Před 7 lety +1

      So good

    • @MattNoel
      @MattNoel Před 7 lety +17

      I don't know about you, but I think this was the best one this season

    • @ingridseim3548
      @ingridseim3548 Před 7 lety +3

      Matt Noel definitely the best out of the season

  • @corruptcorpsecorps4238
    @corruptcorpsecorps4238 Před 8 měsíci +2758

    Fun fact: TR and Churchill met during one of Churchill's American tours (pre WWI) and they really didn't along. People who knew them said it was because they were too alike!

    • @herbertvonbismarck8303
      @herbertvonbismarck8303 Před 7 měsíci +26

      Source?

    • @corruptcorpsecorps4238
      @corruptcorpsecorps4238 Před 7 měsíci +374

      @@herbertvonbismarck8303
      Churchill: Walking with Destiny by Andrew Roberts, published in 2018. A bit hagiographic for my tastes, but Roberts does cite (most) of his sources.

    • @greatbritishfish92
      @greatbritishfish92 Před 6 měsíci

      They were both too cool for the world@@herbertvonbismarck8303

    • @zdr7420
      @zdr7420 Před 5 měsíci +275

      This is the first time that someone asked for a source and said source was provided 👏👏👏

    • @warfarenotwarfair5655
      @warfarenotwarfair5655 Před 5 měsíci +17

      ​@@zdr7420Not true, myself and many others have. Most people simply reject them when one is produced regardless of source.

  • @bizbug2687
    @bizbug2687 Před 9 měsíci +1922

    This has got to be the best ERB in the channel's history, for several reasons.
    1. There was no clear winner here. Both Churchill and Roosevelt were incredible and delivered some of the hardest lines in the series.
    2. It's the classic "Murica vs Britain" using the most badass leaders from each side's respective histories.
    3. The background music slaps hard.
    4. It's actually epic and is actually about history.

  • @DrMetroid1
    @DrMetroid1 Před 3 lety +10632

    I only just now noticed that "military honor" was referring to the fact that Roosevelt is the only president to actually earn the Medal of Honor

    • @Gguyrules
      @Gguyrules Před 3 lety +364

      An interesting fact.

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 Před 3 lety +515

      in fairness he didn't get it while alive and his supporters actually lobbied the war department for him to receive it which was unseemly. He got it posthumously long after his death.

    • @ottomorris9350
      @ottomorris9350 Před 3 lety +27

      i approve this

    • @notbob555
      @notbob555 Před 3 lety +583

      @@codyvandal2860 Considering what it takes to get a Medal Of Honor, it's not surprising at all that it was after his death. Very few people will ever receive it without dying first.

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 Před 3 lety +79

      @@notbob555 Sure, but rarely do they receive it decades after their deaths

  • @johnmartin4119
    @johnmartin4119 Před 5 lety +27780

    The Most American President vs the Most British Prime Minister

    • @apullcan
      @apullcan Před 5 lety +2745

      That’s actually a pretty genius interpretation of the matchup

    • @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918
      @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918 Před 5 lety +329

      Na na Duke Wellington is the most british

    • @johnmartin4119
      @johnmartin4119 Před 5 lety +744

      Phillip Schofeild the great divine his overwhelming nationalism and want to see the best for the British Empire even during the Depression has that old keep the stiff upper lip mentality which was always very British to me. Not to mention his ability to literally weaponize words to encourage the masses to fight even in the grimmest of circumstances. And as we all know no one has a better command of the English language than the British, stereotypically speaking of course.

    • @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918
      @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918 Před 5 lety +114

      touché

    • @TheMarshalMurat
      @TheMarshalMurat Před 5 lety +78

      Phillip Schofeild the great divine wellington was Irish lol

  • @dogwithheadphones
    @dogwithheadphones Před 9 měsíci +484

    Props to the real Theodore Roosevelt for coming back from the dead and acting in this video

    • @granienasniadanie8322
      @granienasniadanie8322 Před 4 měsíci +31

      To be honest it's a thing He would do.

    • @87543
      @87543 Před měsícem

      Он реально тогда хорош​@@granienasniadanie8322

    • @Microstands
      @Microstands Před měsícem +10

      @@granienasniadanie8322 Fr he literally came to my 7th birthday

    • @mortariana
      @mortariana Před 25 dny +1

      Oh it wasn't an act, it's really him.

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Před 11 měsíci +1333

    Would everyone agree this was ERB's magnum opus?
    The music, the lyrics, the special effects, the actors... it's all some of the best they've done. Best of all, the unique way they structured the ending meant they avoided the usual problem of one side getting the final say and feeling stronger as a result.

    • @BOBINDUN
      @BOBINDUN Před 10 měsíci +50

      I was going to say the exact same thing. It's ERB perfected. Unbeatable

    • @undeadarmy19
      @undeadarmy19 Před 8 měsíci +14

      It's def one of my favorites.
      However, I def think that Joker vs Pennywise is ERB's magnum opus.
      Everything about that one is perfect.
      The rhymes, the references, the costumes and voices, the effects, EVERYTHING!

    • @magicfibre
      @magicfibre Před 7 měsíci +25

      I'd say their magnum opus is the Eastern vs Western philosophers, but this is a close 2nd

    • @TheGamerGoons
      @TheGamerGoons Před 7 měsíci

      ​@undeadarmy19 I was gunna say the SAME THING! It's so good. This one, The Joker vs Pennywise, TMNT vs Renaissance Fathers

    • @camlukas9781
      @camlukas9781 Před 6 měsíci +6

      personally its the russian one for me

  • @Nephew987
    @Nephew987 Před 3 lety +7517

    Imagine someone walking in and hearing: “Thank God for Pearl Harbor” with no context

    • @warrior3987
      @warrior3987 Před 3 lety +393

      Are you not worried about roosevelt saying to give his big stick a suckle with no context? lol

    • @AjarTadpole7202
      @AjarTadpole7202 Před 3 lety +176

      @@warrior3987 With no context it just sounds like someone being salty

    • @allthegoodonesarealreadytaken
      @allthegoodonesarealreadytaken Před 3 lety +38

      which God would I thank? The Catholic or the Protestant?

    • @Whatsinmypocket
      @Whatsinmypocket Před 3 lety +32

      If I heard that, I'd think of Winston Churchill and his Jewish financiers

    • @bob-ce5bn
      @bob-ce5bn Před 3 lety +30

      Well you've probably offended all the non binary, gender fluid multi choice sexuals who don't have a sex due to been a spoon by not mentioning them in this 😂

  • @ikebeckman1074
    @ikebeckman1074 Před 2 lety +7941

    For anyone who doesn’t know the famous story that Roosevelt rebukes with, he was campaigning for president when a man approached him and shot him once right in the chest. The bullet didn’t puncture his chest muscle thanks to his FIFTY PAGE speech and an eyeglass case in his chest pocket. Roosevelt ignored the advice to go to the hospital and went on to speak for over an hour and a half. His opening comments establish him in my mind as the most badass US prez: "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

    • @seandlax9
      @seandlax9 Před 2 lety +148

      He never had the bullet removed either, he lived the remainder of his life, I think it was 6-7 years, with a goddamn bullet still lodged in his chest

    • @surtofgods8265
      @surtofgods8265 Před 2 lety +83

      Yeah but it was only a .38 police special.

    • @Justowner
      @Justowner Před 2 lety +455

      @@seandlax9 most bullets dont get removed even today, unless the doctor thinks leaving it in is too hazardous. The priority is to plug the hole and stop the bleeding.

    • @Kyleplaysgames567
      @Kyleplaysgames567 Před 2 lety +339

      That's totally savage. To get shot and brush it off like it was nothing.

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp Před 2 lety +54

      What a beast

  • @chriswelter3859
    @chriswelter3859 Před 9 měsíci +284

    You can tell Lloyd really loves playing this character specifically. So much energy in his performance.

  • @amarok5914
    @amarok5914 Před rokem +971

    "You should be ashamed of your military honor, everyone knows you're back at home like thank god for pearl harbor" one of my favorite lines ever

    • @NoName-hg6cc
      @NoName-hg6cc Před rokem +46

      It's funny because it's true!

    • @reymartampus4411
      @reymartampus4411 Před 9 měsíci +64

      And the next line as well: "Don't worry, the US will give you a pass, just change your poster to 'Keep calm and kiss my cousin's a$$' "

    • @amarok5914
      @amarok5914 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@reymartampus4411 lmao yeah

    • @sto1238
      @sto1238 Před 9 měsíci +26

      Accurate 😂😂 Churchill better have been thanking FDR and Georgy Zhukov that his ass wasn’t speaking German

    • @rdifuria
      @rdifuria Před 9 měsíci

      ⁠@@sto1238Funny that you say that. Churchill, Stalin and Georgy are all on record pharisaically thanking god for Pearl Harbor and Hitlers idiotic declaration against the US shortly after. Additionally on record, is the majority of the Soviet high command who thought that without the US’s military and industrial support the Nazis would have won.

  • @hydratedcrepe
    @hydratedcrepe Před 4 lety +8685

    That beat hits harder than the Great Depression.

  • @EN_Lee
    @EN_Lee Před 3 lety +4142

    I just realized Theodore Roosevelt used anti-trust laws against monopolies. "I love competition" makes a lot of sense now.
    Edit: Thanks for 4k likes. I come back to watch and it I see my comment up here, thanks.

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 Před 3 lety +62

      Lmao i didnt even catch that 😂

    • @OfficialAshArcher
      @OfficialAshArcher Před 3 lety +165

      There are so many clever historical lines in this one

    • @williamchristy9463
      @williamchristy9463 Před 3 lety +96

      Not only this, but he was an avid hunter, and wrestler.

    • @Ixions
      @Ixions Před 3 lety +30

      You should google, "The man in the arena" by Theodore Roosevelt

    • @Goliath5100
      @Goliath5100 Před 3 lety +84

      He was called a “trust-buster” too, hence the line “I’ll bust a trust fund lush”. Honestly the writing in this one is staggering

  • @themanthemyththelegend6418
    @themanthemyththelegend6418 Před 10 měsíci +983

    best beat: winston churchill
    best disses: teddy Roosevelt
    overall loser: lives in gallipolli

    • @Polskie573
      @Polskie573 Před 3 měsíci +27

      Gallipolli taking an L

    • @Stanl3y_
      @Stanl3y_ Před 3 měsíci +11

      The solders in gallipolli
      The people mostly were left alone in the fighting

    • @rickwrites2612
      @rickwrites2612 Před 2 měsíci +6

      The whole Ottonan Empire, really. But they had quite the run, close to a millennium, while the west went from dark ages to modernism. Turks empire was just frail and dessicated at that point, as all empires are eventually.

    • @horsearcher6350
      @horsearcher6350 Před měsícem +1

      @@rickwrites2612 Frail and dessicated would be optimistic to say, the empire was in huge debts, both army and logistics were out-dated and almost all the nations, even the muslim ones, were rebelling. The empire was already gone, it was just a shadow of its former glory.

    • @Vitamin22344
      @Vitamin22344 Před měsícem

      Gallipolli 😢

  • @akhodagu
    @akhodagu Před 4 měsíci +63

    This is my new favorite one! So many historical Easter eggs! Not to mention “Just change your slogan to ‘Keep Calm and Kiss My Cousin’s Ass’” just floors me everytime! 😂

  • @shionkreth7536
    @shionkreth7536 Před 7 lety +2054

    How in the hell did he manage the 'WHAT'S UP BITCHES?!!' that loud? Impressive..

    • @armantrto180
      @armantrto180 Před 7 lety +126

      They're singers and talented.

    • @penepleto1210
      @penepleto1210 Před 7 lety +255

      Shion Kreth EpicLLOYD used to voice Teddy Roosevelt in the ERB News, and "WHAT'S UP BITCHEEES?" was his iconic catchphrase

    • @jrex8344
      @jrex8344 Před 7 lety +11

      English is a -10/10.

    • @johnboeger7499
      @johnboeger7499 Před 7 lety +7

      i knew it was familiar

    • @jacquearias7169
      @jacquearias7169 Před 7 lety +2

      Shion Kreth sounds like a fucking firework lol

  • @kurington.blogspot7876
    @kurington.blogspot7876 Před 4 lety +3262

    I love Theodore Roosevelt.
    "Death came to him in the night, because had he been awake, there would've been a fight."

  • @klausschmidt6833
    @klausschmidt6833 Před 9 měsíci +140

    Honestly, I think the chemistry of them, and the fact they were both war time leaders from the same era helps bring a level of intensity that is hard to beat. Loved it.

    • @Orphoptics
      @Orphoptics Před 2 měsíci

      Teddy Roosevelt wasn’t president during either of the wars

    • @klausschmidt6833
      @klausschmidt6833 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @Xx_Orphic Goes to show you what I know about American politicians lol. My mistake. Thanks for informing me.

    • @colmhain
      @colmhain Před měsícem +3

      @@klausschmidt6833 His cousin, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, WAS president during WWII. Hence the phrase, "Keep Calm and Kiss my Cousin's Ass!" So, while you weren't exactly right, you weren't exactly wrong, either.

    • @mcpikachu_bob3876
      @mcpikachu_bob3876 Před 8 dny +1

      @@colmhain OMG THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS REFERING TO

  • @ioannisfragias7525
    @ioannisfragias7525 Před rokem +52

    "I'll just return to sender! I'll battle to the end and I will NEVER SURRENDER!" That line slaps so hard for me it's like they not done scrapping they gonna be going a while

  • @SRVRCRSHR
    @SRVRCRSHR Před 7 lety +1234

    Father Time vs Mother Nature

    • @kmh4674
      @kmh4674 Před 7 lety

      Good One.

    • @juroflash4695
      @juroflash4695 Před 7 lety +11

      time would win because he has all the time in the world to think of disses

    • @ftsvectors2164
      @ftsvectors2164 Před 7 lety +45

      With a surprise appearance of Lady Luck.

    • @t-greenrock404
      @t-greenrock404 Před 7 lety +9

      This needs to happen

    • @Dr.-Dank
      @Dr.-Dank Před 7 lety +3

      That could be cool

  • @MaximillianGreil
    @MaximillianGreil Před 7 lety +3171

    This is easily my favorite ERB because I have no fuckin clue who won.

    • @jacobhiggins8994
      @jacobhiggins8994 Před 7 lety +57

      Maximillian Greil same, they were perfectly matched

    • @jazztheblast279
      @jazztheblast279 Před 7 lety +14

      Funkysoul90 no tedy won

    • @pickletineeltaimados5205
      @pickletineeltaimados5205 Před 7 lety +2

      Maximillian Greil Same here :)

    • @LabrnMystic
      @LabrnMystic Před 7 lety +43

      I agree. I'm had to watch it 5 times in a row and then try to keep points. I had to go with which one gave me the most laughs in the end. Teddy just squeaked it out for me. However, I think my favorite line goes to Churchill comma with the asthmatic and choking on cigar line

    • @KingCrabLegs
      @KingCrabLegs Před 7 lety +7

      Agreed. This one I was particularly fond of.

  • @HylianSwordsman1
    @HylianSwordsman1 Před 5 měsíci +105

    I've rewatched this ERB more than any other, it's just so good. The beat, the verses, the costumes, the way you characterized each of them, it's crazy good, I'm still revisiting it years later. I'd love to see a sequel.

  • @someturtle
    @someturtle Před 11 měsíci +50

    "you were born asthmatic you are going to choke hard while i wake up everyday and chain smoke cigars" honestly such a good line, one of my favorites

  • @elmostos
    @elmostos Před 3 lety +5401

    Cool fact that churchill's line about "ill be sober but youll still be roasted"
    it comes from an actual quote attributed to Churchill when he was called out as drunk and said "I may be drunk, but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly"

    • @redketchum9527
      @redketchum9527 Před 3 lety +40

      Yeah I think I heard that on the infographics show

    • @itzbeendakavgaming5632
      @itzbeendakavgaming5632 Před 3 lety +174

      Churchill is the biggest British badass to ever exist.

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 Před 2 lety +68

      Most of Churchill's lines come from actual Churchill quotes (in fact some of them come from one of his speeches, this speech: czcams.com/video/s_LncVnecLA/video.html ).

    • @richardhobbs7360
      @richardhobbs7360 Před 2 lety +33

      @@podemosurss8316 Just shows how he would destroy Teddy in a normal rap battle then if he can slide some decent bars into speeches

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 Před 2 lety +26

      @@richardhobbs7360 He was a master when it came to oratory, so yes.

  • @Shadethewolfy
    @Shadethewolfy Před 4 lety +22701

    So is this what it looks like when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

    • @TsulaAngenati2292
      @TsulaAngenati2292 Před 4 lety +245

      Shadethewolfy which is which? XD

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy Před 4 lety +1837

      @@TsulaAngenati2292 Teddy Roosevelt is the Unstoppable Force and Winston Churchill is the Immovable Object :D

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy Před 4 lety +200

      @Random Gmod Vids mmm fair enough.

    • @KodieUnknown
      @KodieUnknown Před 4 lety +149

      Yes. Yes it is. And it’s awesome.

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 Před 4 lety +363

      We all know who's the winner here... Those sick beats.

  • @timeracer123
    @timeracer123 Před 9 měsíci +81

    They both did a great job however have to go with Roosevelt. I've started actually looking up the historical figures in your rap battles and am suprised how much reseach you put into these. I also apprecate the costumes and the effort you put in to make them look as much as they did in exactly like they really were. Who knew learning could be so fun 😊

    • @jameshamlin1618
      @jameshamlin1618 Před 9 měsíci +3

      thats the whole point of these videos for viewers to look up the people in them research them a bit and learn stuff sometimes about history science or pop culture.kind of like how the original doctor who was meant to teach history science math and other topics to children.

  • @pikanonymous512
    @pikanonymous512 Před 8 měsíci +70

    Honestly I still think after all these years that this is quite possibly your best rap battle EVER

  • @Asteroid_Jam
    @Asteroid_Jam Před 4 lety +6026

    Teddy Roosevelt got shot during a speech once and did not go to a doctor and keep doing the speech and insulted the Assassin for being such a bad Assassin for not killing him. That is were the bullet line came from.

    • @A____G
      @A____G Před 4 lety +665

      He then proceeded to give a 90 minute speech.

    • @BlueDevilVR66
      @BlueDevilVR66 Před 4 lety +424

      Truly a bad-ass

    • @galatheumbreon6862
      @galatheumbreon6862 Před 4 lety +167

      That Boss stuff right there!!

    • @mythicalowldog7830
      @mythicalowldog7830 Před 4 lety +87

      Wow, I'm literally shocked 😱

    • @jessicataylor4071
      @jessicataylor4071 Před 4 lety +342

      @@mythicalowldog7830 yup he got shot and finished his 90 minute speech turns out the bullet never penetrated Teddy it hit something in his pocket and barley graised him. He's still a total badass though

  • @ladyreverie7027
    @ladyreverie7027 Před 3 lety +12085

    The way that the Winston Churchill rapper actually got the delivery to sound the way Churchill spoke, absolutely brilliant.

    • @civ64685
      @civ64685 Před 3 lety +790

      Well the person that played churchill is dan bull, hes a british rapper

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 Před 3 lety +620

      Plus half his rhymes are actual quotes from his speeches. They have even quoted the "our finest hour" speech twice...

    • @jezuzdagangzta5313
      @jezuzdagangzta5313 Před 3 lety +44

      Totally agree

    • @bobbetterottmann2794
      @bobbetterottmann2794 Před 3 lety +18

      Agreed

    • @MMMaple
      @MMMaple Před 3 lety +35

      especially the last line

  • @Dumbfool125
    @Dumbfool125 Před rokem +188

    If only we could have presidents like teddy again, no matter democratic or republican. We need more presidents like the ones who paved the way for the US

    • @srinivarma1320
      @srinivarma1320 Před 5 měsíci +14

      Hell maybe they could break the two party system

    • @warfarenotwarfair5655
      @warfarenotwarfair5655 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ​@@srinivarma1320There is no such thing as a two party system. There are loads of parties in the USA, feel free to vote for one.

    • @Gavin-hl8bg
      @Gavin-hl8bg Před 4 měsíci +37

      @@warfarenotwarfair5655It refers to the fact that it’s basically impossible for any other party to win apart from Republican and Democratic.

    • @pro_master2486
      @pro_master2486 Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@warfarenotwarfair5655 Yea but while there not two party system most people vote for just 2 parties, that is because of the whole spoiler effect, the thing is you know that you want to vote for someone else but because your vote does matter causing you to instead just vote for someone you do not want because you do not want, I know I am yapping but maybe you should still look for more sources

    • @warfarenotwarfair5655
      @warfarenotwarfair5655 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@pro_master2486 Well there is definitely not a two party system, people in America vote for individual politicians which primarily form two parties with a wide net. There are outliers in the past and even Bernie Sanders is an independent but most people think he is a Democrat.

  • @jacquesmesrine3244
    @jacquesmesrine3244 Před rokem +35

    The Brits are proud of their Winston, and I'm proud of my Teddy R. I would say this was a formidable tie with great history among these 2 great men🇺🇲🇬🇧

  • @amment.
    @amment. Před 4 lety +3275

    This is actually one of my most liked ERB‘s of all time. The battle lines, the aggressive way of rapping, the most american president and the best rhyme minister of all time.

    • @adamdyota4285
      @adamdyota4285 Před 4 lety +40

      *rhyme minister

    • @amment.
      @amment. Před 4 lety +10

      Pardon.

    • @korzbro35
      @korzbro35 Před 4 lety +16

      Hell yeah! Rhyme minister is fire :)

    • @masterchief7301
      @masterchief7301 Před 4 lety +45

      That ending when they start up the marching drums is fucking lit.

    • @Da_Swifta
      @Da_Swifta Před 4 lety +1

      Is your comment even english at this point? I feel like the concept of grammar went lost somewhere. But yeah, I agree

  • @jangonauta
    @jangonauta Před 4 lety +5159

    This is not a battle, this is... a masterpiece... this has to be the biggest Tie in ERB history, Sometimes i just listen to it like a SONG in the background.

    • @nevinsullivan9339
      @nevinsullivan9339 Před 4 lety +139

      Blackbeard vs Capone was one of the only other ones that even compares to the fire thrown in this one

    • @mickymacanori1768
      @mickymacanori1768 Před 4 lety +112

      I absolutely agree. I came to the comments specifically with the hope that someone else would say that this is absolutely a tie. I get goosebumps everytime they rap their lines and switch off. Glad that other comments confirm.

    • @uiraideszen3223
      @uiraideszen3223 Před 4 lety +10

      Exactly

    • @NiuhiNui
      @NiuhiNui Před 4 lety +58

      Joker vs. Pennywise is going to climb like a rocket on a ladder.

    • @mgtocrateezspeaks3971
      @mgtocrateezspeaks3971 Před 4 lety +4

      I thought you were rhyming at first. Those first two lines rhymed.

  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 Před rokem +36

    This still one of the best ERBs of all time. Every verse was a one-two punch, especially Teddy’s “at least they didn’t ditch me” line. Damn.

  • @zachkostoff2341
    @zachkostoff2341 Před 11 měsíci +40

    Best flow: roosevelt
    Best dissss: churchill
    Overall losers: germany and japan

  • @fredererpower
    @fredererpower Před 4 lety +3667

    There is no winner as at the end they both showed signs of still going: Roosevelt got shot and kept going and Churchill said he will never surrender. This NEEDS a Part 2!

  • @prickwilde2044
    @prickwilde2044 Před 7 lety +4988

    WHAT'S UP *BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

  • @duckyduckington9736
    @duckyduckington9736 Před 9 měsíci +18

    "You were born asthmatic you're going to choke hard, while I wake up every day and chain smoke cigars" is so fucking good.

  • @thecaliscorpion6915
    @thecaliscorpion6915 Před 7 měsíci +13

    I always come back for this one, flawless..

  • @madarauchiha-bo3pd
    @madarauchiha-bo3pd Před 7 lety +1539

    Okay, let's be real. This was the best beat/soundtrack in erb history.

    • @zachzent8287
      @zachzent8287 Před 7 lety +19

      Copy & Paste Watch Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter. That beat was better and it also had Dan Bull

    • @zabdicastillo511
      @zabdicastillo511 Před 7 lety +2

      Copy & Paste This was also one of my favorites along with justin bieber vs beethoven (for elise remix, yes please)

    • @HectorGarcia-gh6ng
      @HectorGarcia-gh6ng Před 7 lety +4

      the fuck are you on?

    • @gavinmahoney5402
      @gavinmahoney5402 Před 7 lety +5

      Best beat goes to Frederick Douglass v Thomas Jefferson (However bad that battle may have been) or Hannibal v Jack the Ripper

    • @rossmurdoch8786
      @rossmurdoch8786 Před 7 lety +1

      Copy & Paste this or Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter I think it's because of the bass and punch of the beat

  • @thebladeofchaos
    @thebladeofchaos Před 7 lety +2475

    Roosevelt, Churchill and De Gaulle VS Hitler, Mussolini and Hirohito.
    the Western Allies VS the Axis, possibly with Stalin intervening....

    • @xXFartGarfUncleXx
      @xXFartGarfUncleXx Před 7 lety +16

      thebladeofchaos Sad thing is the Allies would win since they'd just make Hitler's absolute trash just like the did in Vader vs Hitler.

    • @Raving_Rando
      @Raving_Rando Před 7 lety +43

      Russia entered the war before the U.S. did. So Stalin wouldn't be the one to intervene.

    • @thebladeofchaos
      @thebladeofchaos Před 7 lety +7

      ah, but America was sending supplies before Russia joined, that's the point I'm playing to.
      I know Russia was Summer 41, America OPERATIONALLY began Spring 42, but the idea was that the Western Allies are still working together before Russia go dragged into the war thanks to Lend Lease.

    • @Raving_Rando
      @Raving_Rando Před 7 lety +51

      thebladeofchaos
      Oh goodness I just realized how confusing the rap could be...
      Hitler and Mussolini start, Churchill follows along with De Gaulle, Hirohito joins the Axis, the U.S. joins the Allies, Stalin first talks fine with Hitler only for Hitler to back stab him.
      They then all get interrupted by the dozens of other country leaders whom helped in the war. xD

    • @thebladeofchaos
      @thebladeofchaos Před 7 lety

      Funcle: I admittedly haven't seen that episode but....well, given how long these guys have been going, they can't all be winners

  • @ercaid66
    @ercaid66 Před 6 měsíci +89

    "Whatever shit you throw at me, I'll just return to sender. I'll battle to the end, and I will NEVER SURRENDER !"
    This line is pure motivation

    • @AgentSteffi
      @AgentSteffi Před 3 měsíci +1

      listened to the song a shit ton through spotifiy so I honestly forgot Winston said it, and thought it was Teddy.
      anyone else think they sound really similar at this part or am I just really bad at recognizing voices?

    • @antenant9294
      @antenant9294 Před 2 měsíci

      Nope, not you at all. They certainly get much closer aligned towards the end, with Churchill's steadfast delivery deteriorating somewhat into Roosevelt's more openly aggressive one.
      ... a bit like international relations between the two countries as the war progrssed.

    • @GdMan11.
      @GdMan11. Před 24 dny

      ⁠@@AgentSteffithey were both saying that line simultaneously

  • @Jobby2077
    @Jobby2077 Před rokem +19

    nearly 7 years and I swear this is still the best ERB. Both sides have excellent comebacks to each other

  • @luishernandezsoto
    @luishernandezsoto Před 7 lety +2082

    Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill REMATCH
    Time for a part 2 people! Plz!!!

    • @ineedpineapples
      @ineedpineapples Před 7 lety +15

      Luis Hernandez We need a muthafuckin rematch

    • @Johnny-ws1oh
      @Johnny-ws1oh Před 7 lety +57

      Luis Hernandez But churchill will be sober and teddy will still be roasted

    • @luishernandezsoto
      @luishernandezsoto Před 7 lety

      Annamys 21 Ouch lol

    • @killingzone9486
      @killingzone9486 Před 7 lety +1

      Luis Hernandez yes do like they did with hitler and darth vader

    • @luishernandezsoto
      @luishernandezsoto Před 7 lety +6

      killing zone94 We should get FDR a cameo like Abe Lincoln did

  • @Crampanula
    @Crampanula Před 7 lety +2460

    I destroyed that replay button

    • @walterbenavides9529
      @walterbenavides9529 Před 7 lety +3

      Nadine Mary ikr

    • @LoserBroProductions
      @LoserBroProductions Před 7 lety +4

      Nadine Mary Fuck me

    • @37kemper
      @37kemper Před 7 lety +2

      Nadine Mary I needed a new keyboard

    • @37kemper
      @37kemper Před 7 lety +1

      Sandor Clegane Bully! A challenge, I love compition! Now where would I mount the stuffed head of a Clegane?

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 Před 7 lety +1

      +Nadine Mary in the video URL, replace 'youtube' to 'listenonrepeat', you won't need to click replay, it loops it for you!!

  • @24Jeffster
    @24Jeffster Před 10 měsíci +19

    This is the only battle where I legitimately can’t pick a winner. I literally love every line from both of them. The ascetics, instrumental, the beat, the disses… this one is perfect to me, I don’t think it will ever be topped, and I’m completely okay with that.

  • @thunderboy9548
    @thunderboy9548 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Bro the "i will never surrender" part was the best thing in erb history

    • @GdMan11.
      @GdMan11. Před 24 dny

      Legend has it they kept going for two days and two nights more before spontaneously becoming best friends

  • @ayrtonbarmecide4912
    @ayrtonbarmecide4912 Před 4 lety +2636

    Teddy's line "I love competition!", is a reference to his stringent anti-monopoly laws

    • @smartobsession7720
      @smartobsession7720 Před 4 lety +49

      Ayrton Barmecide
      *really?! That was the hardest line to put into context. Who would’ve known?!*

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 Před 4 lety +108

      @@smartobsession7720 are you being a prick right now?

    • @smartobsession7720
      @smartobsession7720 Před 4 lety +20

      Farkas The Companion
      Yup.

    • @doctorowl2812
      @doctorowl2812 Před 4 lety +71

      @@smartobsession7720 well stop

    • @thepodcaster2608
      @thepodcaster2608 Před 4 lety +20

      Or the fact that he would box while in the White House once boxing a general and having one of his blood vessels in his eye damaged

  • @braydenleaderofthetirkins1143
    @braydenleaderofthetirkins1143 Před rokem +20338

    I love Theodore Roosevelt. He literally got shot and critiqued the shooters aim whilst proceeding with his speech. Absolute giga chad.

    • @tylerperry972
      @tylerperry972 Před rokem +2862

      Gets shot, doesn’t die, insults shooter, proceeds to deliver speech for over an hour, doesn’t elaborate, leaves

    • @kasagrim7215
      @kasagrim7215 Před rokem +1021

      @@tylerperry972 literally how it went down. I swear most people of the past wouldn’t realized that what they done were either one of the biggest moves or the worst. Yes there are some that are “unique” due to what happen but my god. We always tend to find those who defy certain issue and come out with a result we can remember

    • @dr.menyac6499
      @dr.menyac6499 Před rokem +263

      a grand man to fight grand wars and only fair to go down just as grand. an amazing leader to send his young boys out to see, fight for the world, seal countrys together, and hold the stage

    • @Dibious
      @Dibious Před rokem +289

      The Trust-Busting Bull Moose isn't gonna go down from a little pea shooter.

    • @yodude43090
      @yodude43090 Před rokem

      I believe you’re thinking of Nixon when a balloon popped and he said “missed me” never even flinched everyone thought it was a real gunshot but Teddy got shot and said “some of you may have heard by now I have been shot but it takes more than a bullet to the chest to stop a bull moose”

  • @smeezesmeedleton5107
    @smeezesmeedleton5107 Před 8 měsíci +8

    I’ve watched this every day for the past 6 days and I have t gotten sick of it. It is truly a masterpiece! The beats and music and rhymes were all so goooood.

  • @The-Eye866
    @The-Eye866 Před 6 měsíci +115

    Winston: “Your parents died and you’re asthmatic, hah.”
    Teddy: “I am going to nuke you.”

  • @brodyman30
    @brodyman30 Před 4 lety +7737

    This battle has some of the hardest hitting lines of the whole series.

    • @Drakelx55
      @Drakelx55 Před 4 lety +149

      killerdino17 I think that would be Zeus VS Thor if you understand the mythology

    • @brodyman30
      @brodyman30 Před 4 lety +151

      @@Drakelx55 oh man I forgot about that one. I feel like that battle is way underrated. People didn't like it because its stop motion but I followed the guy who did it for years before he made it so I'm a big fan of that battle.

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 Před 4 lety +34

      *Babe Ruth*

    • @floyd5688
      @floyd5688 Před 4 lety +31

      Clint Eastwood and Bruce Lee

    • @tinle9
      @tinle9 Před 4 lety +97

      My favorite line was "Everyone knows you're back at home saying, thank God for Pearl harbor."

  • @jamesshaw3500
    @jamesshaw3500 Před 3 lety +1558

    2 people who death feared.
    Winston Churchill last words were, "I am bored of it all."
    Death had to come get Teddy Roosevelt while he slept, otherwise there would have been a fistfight for the ages.

    • @tale7955
      @tale7955 Před 3 lety +80

      @@abeljames3660 you know a leader is fucked when they can't paint.

    • @samwilkinson2534
      @samwilkinson2534 Před 3 lety +36

      @@abeljames3660 he didnt have a bad post war, he was a hero to all, became pm again in 52, stayed as a mp and won a nobel prize for literature (surprisingly not peace l

    • @0x73V14
      @0x73V14 Před 3 lety +1

      @@tale7955 😂🤣

    • @devakirajamurthi6147
      @devakirajamurthi6147 Před 3 lety +2

      @@abeljames3660 he didn't even get re elected:(

    • @g_raffthearchlich
      @g_raffthearchlich Před 3 lety +10

      A bullet cant stop the bull moose

  • @jakebissell7930
    @jakebissell7930 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Man this has got to be my favorite ERB ever.

  • @deanwickham3585
    @deanwickham3585 Před 3 měsíci +5

    There needs to be a part two to decide the winner. This is hands down the best ERB, period. I watch it multiple times a week.

  • @alexis8500
    @alexis8500 Před 2 lety +5206

    Fun fact: Theodore Roosevelt actually HATED being called “Teddy.” Every time someone referred to him as Teddy, he would quickly correct them.
    My history teacher told me it was because it was a nickname his wife used to call him before she died but I couldn’t find an actual source for it

    • @vivegriffe5536
      @vivegriffe5536 Před rokem +218

      "Teddy" is a pretty common nickname for all Teds and Theodores, he was probably called Teddy since his childhood :p

    • @atlas3556
      @atlas3556 Před rokem +579

      @@vivegriffe5536 incorrect sort of. The name "teddy bear" came into existence when Theodore Roosevelt refused to shoot a mother grizzly. They started calling him "Teddy bear". And the name stuck. Roosevelt hated the name in that context.

    • @chairmaniac1722
      @chairmaniac1722 Před rokem +138

      @Jared Jams Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's where Teddy Bears came from

    • @darkknight2481
      @darkknight2481 Před rokem +70

      @@chairmaniac1722 Yeah that’s where Teddy Bears originated from

    • @pennyalston5023
      @pennyalston5023 Před rokem +104

      Actually it was a baby bear, but you are right. The toy bears were named after the president after the word got around about what president Roosevelt did

  • @vangelisk13
    @vangelisk13 Před 4 lety +2940

    *Me sleeping*
    My brain : WHAT'S UP BITCHESSSSS

  • @pacozk1
    @pacozk1 Před 10 měsíci +8

    "I keep my rhymes pure like my food and drugs"
    Literally the line earlier:
    "Rough ridin' down to Cuba like 'what's up bitcheeeeeeees!'"

  • @Jiren_The_Grey
    @Jiren_The_Grey Před 10 měsíci +5

    I've got to say the final parts background is underappreciated it shows the people they fought against in flashes of thunder with rough riders for Theadore and Paratroopers for Chirchill,nice details.

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 Před 4 lety +4487

    Winston: "You look like a mix of EpicLLOYD and a Pringles packet!"
    Wardrobe Department: "Goddamn it, I'm trying my best!"

  • @dv823
    @dv823 Před 3 lety +4484

    I think we all can agree that if Teddy didn’t say, “What’s up bitches?” We would have rioted

  • @Blaze4364
    @Blaze4364 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Even 7 years later this is still one of my all time favourite songs, and videos. Iconic, with amazing bars and incomparable disses.
    Thank you ERB for years of amazing work and content.

  • @Psa22-6
    @Psa22-6 Před 10 měsíci +5

    This was probably peak ERB

  • @chilliard120
    @chilliard120 Před 7 lety +1203

    Was anyone else expecting FDR to take the third verse?

  • @sirensis
    @sirensis Před 3 lety +4215

    if there's one ERB that needs a sequel, it's this. this is TOO close

    • @vladimirlenin876
      @vladimirlenin876 Před 3 lety +328

      I don’t want either to win I want them to be a tie forever

    • @josechavez9041
      @josechavez9041 Před 3 lety +75

      @@vladimirlenin876 biggest facts

    • @vladimirlenin876
      @vladimirlenin876 Před 3 lety +7

      @Murica Meh oh I think you accidentally added the only time a. To your statement

    • @vladimirlenin876
      @vladimirlenin876 Před 3 lety +5

      @Murica Meh Like vodka

    • @Shu577
      @Shu577 Před 3 lety +4

      @@josechavez9041 indeed

  • @MrThehoyce
    @MrThehoyce Před 2 měsíci +5

    No ERB has better felt like a clash of two titans than this one.

  • @DeetexSeraphine
    @DeetexSeraphine Před 6 měsíci +4

    Ugh, argually one of the best ones, this one is.

  • @arguablyaustralian
    @arguablyaustralian Před 3 lety +8039

    I would like to propose: The Iron Lady v.s The Iron Chancellor (A.K.A Thatcher and Bismarck).

  • @O5-XIV
    @O5-XIV Před 5 lety +5468

    After his Death, it was said about Roosevelt "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight".

    • @Blockheadfun
      @Blockheadfun Před 5 lety +428

      By far one of the balliest Presidents America has ever had the old “Bull Moose”. Today’s conniving cowards in office need to learn what a real leader is.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir Před 5 lety +179

      Death is a coward.

    • @origo4286
      @origo4286 Před 5 lety +29

      TraustiGeir
      Well, i have to agree ;)

    • @un-ironicproductions6096
      @un-ironicproductions6096 Před 5 lety +48

      @@Blockheadfun we have trump. Not as bold but hes getting there.

    • @BigMikeMcBastard
      @BigMikeMcBastard Před 5 lety +312

      Trump is a fucking coward who cheated his way out of Vietnam and can't even fire his staff in person. TR lead the Rough Riders in the Spanish-American War, was a cowboy, police commissioner in NYC who walked the beat and busted heads if his officers were slacking, and got shot but continued to give his speech before going to the hospital. Trump is a soft, weak coward who's never worked a day in his live, never done anything he hasn't wanted to do, and cries on Twitter about anything that isn't glowing praise of him. TR was into bodybuilding, wrestling, and pugilism. Trump thinks if you exercise you make yourself die more quickly. The man's an obese clown, and it is pathetic any of you think he's strong or tough just because he cries and complains a lot.

  • @1217BC
    @1217BC Před 10 měsíci +7

    I forgot how amazing this one was! I really can't pick a winner, they were both absolutely beautiful!

  • @spl1c3
    @spl1c3 Před 7 měsíci +17

    Still to this day one of the best and most evenly matched ERBs. Both had phenomenal bars and although I’d say Roosevelt had the edge, Churchill put up one hell of a fight.

  • @rnin689
    @rnin689 Před 3 lety +10117

    As an American I can say that Theodore Roosevelt is the most American person I’ve ever seen

    • @boomboi130
      @boomboi130 Před 3 lety +856

      Idk he never got morbidly obese and yelled at cashiers for not being allowed to go in without a mask

    • @tobyhanke3274
      @tobyhanke3274 Před 3 lety +450

      @@boomboi130 I hate that its true but sadly it is. Disregarding flat out idiots (whoops, that's like half the country), Roosevelt is probably the most American man so far :V

    • @ericgerard1648
      @ericgerard1648 Před 3 lety +544

      @@boomboi130 There are Karen's all over the world, there's only one Teddy Roosevelt.

    • @boomboi130
      @boomboi130 Před 3 lety +67

      @@ericgerard1648 exactly

    • @tobyhanke3274
      @tobyhanke3274 Před 3 lety +180

      @@GabeHolm it's not political, it's a fact? Wearing a mask and getting vaccinated shouldnt be political

  • @teddyroosevelt2838
    @teddyroosevelt2838 Před 3 lety +3759

    I don’t remember making this....

  • @FatherTime89
    @FatherTime89 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I think I'd like to see a sequel to this more than any other ERB.

  • @MsMtheory
    @MsMtheory Před 11 měsíci +2

    They both did...This was fantastic!!! Well met!

  • @BruceWayne-oc7dn
    @BruceWayne-oc7dn Před 7 lety +4265

    Uncle Sam vs Mother Russia

    • @forgloryscrubs7571
      @forgloryscrubs7571 Před 7 lety +40

      М. Дөлгөөн Mother Russia would win

    • @xsuit6661
      @xsuit6661 Před 7 lety +83

      ForGlory Scrubs Hell no. Uncle Sam would win, but I got love for Russia 🇷🇺

    • @gracielkelly9645
      @gracielkelly9645 Před 7 lety +53

      М. Дөлгөөн and a surprise from The Father Land.

    • @electricpants8194
      @electricpants8194 Před 7 lety +3

      М. Дөлгөөн that would be awesome

    • @echo4428
      @echo4428 Před 7 lety +4

      М. Дөлгөөн no just America vs soviet union

  • @quangngocdao6696
    @quangngocdao6696 Před 2 lety +10990

    I just realized after all this time, that Teddy's opening line "I love competition" is a reference to him breaking up monopoly and encourage competition of the market :)

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 Před 2 lety +327

      No shit? Man, i need to brush up on my history.

    • @notreallyhere67
      @notreallyhere67 Před 2 lety +258

      Wasn't he also known as the Trust Buster or is that another president I have in mind?

    • @NewGuy2534
      @NewGuy2534 Před 2 lety +605

      He was also crazy competitive. Seriously, one of his sons broke his collar bone during a football game and Teddy made damn sure he finished the game.

    • @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961
      @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961 Před 2 lety +133

      @@NewGuy2534 He also made American football more mainstream

    • @praetorian9823
      @praetorian9823 Před 2 lety +344

      He would also challenge random people (including world leaders) to boxing matches if he thought they could best him.
      Eventually an artillery officer punched out his retina, and his advisors basically commanded him to *stop challenging world leaders to fight you!* Which he did.
      Only to then install a wrestling mat in the oval office and master jujitsu.
      Absolute legend. That line about him being competitive is deeper than the Mariana Trench.

  • @Skyrim896
    @Skyrim896 Před 11 dny +2

    This might just be the best rap battle ERB has ever created.

  • @BigyetiTechnologies
    @BigyetiTechnologies Před měsícem +2

    I've watched this so often it's beginning to fade from the Internet.

  • @tylereli7593
    @tylereli7593 Před 4 lety +2406

    “My parents died when they were young and it was morbid, but at least they didn’t ditch me while they were alive like yours did!”
    i-

  • @michaelweninger106
    @michaelweninger106 Před 7 lety +8978

    This definitely needs a sequel....

    • @alexandra4real360
      @alexandra4real360 Před 7 lety +65

      OMG YES IT does!!

    • @marcinsport1
      @marcinsport1 Před 7 lety +4

      yep

    • @fittzie
      @fittzie Před 7 lety +7

      Michael Weninger Hell yes

    • @-aaa-aaa
      @-aaa-aaa Před 7 lety +31

      PLEASE ERB I BEG OF YOU

    • @michaelweninger106
      @michaelweninger106 Před 7 lety +72

      Personally I just think Dan Bull didn't get to show case his real talent for speed in this one. If there was a sequel, I'd be afraid for Teddy once he started going faster, but either way, this was truly one of my favorites.

  • @matthicksxx
    @matthicksxx Před 11 měsíci +5

    Lloyd and DanBull did great jobs of capturing the mannerisms/ways of speaking of these two historical titans. Great job, ERB!

  • @lythd
    @lythd Před 6 měsíci +1

    loved all the references, one of the best

  • @thestorygiver6217
    @thestorygiver6217 Před 3 lety +3680

    1. The beat slaps
    2. Love the guy who shoots Roosevelt at the end and sees him unaffected and is just like "understandable, have a nice day" and heads out.

    • @DraconaiAuracto
      @DraconaiAuracto Před 2 lety +111

      Tha's what happens when you shoot at a the center mass of a guy carrying a steel eyeglass case and a 90-minute speech in at least three layers of high-quality clothing. John Schrank did the smart thing and said #ScrewThisImOutOfHere

    • @jonaboktr5269
      @jonaboktr5269 Před 2 lety +46

      @@DraconaiAuracto true
      Nothing weakens the bull moose

    • @thatonepokemonfan3767
      @thatonepokemonfan3767 Před 2 lety +26

      @@jonaboktr5269 the bull moose is unstoppable

    • @urmumhuge5556
      @urmumhuge5556 Před 2 lety +12

      @@thatonepokemonfan3767 the bull moose can’t be stopped.

    • @thatonepokemonfan3767
      @thatonepokemonfan3767 Před 2 lety +1

      @@urmumhuge5556 ye

  • @BatootGamer
    @BatootGamer Před 7 lety +2953

    Mr Bean VS Charlie Chaplin

  • @CSD87
    @CSD87 Před 11 měsíci

    Watching this 6 years later and this one is still in my top 5 ERBs 🤩🤩
    So good

  • @notribadsvault
    @notribadsvault Před měsícem +2

    This still goes unreasonably hard.

  • @joeneauxvieve6203
    @joeneauxvieve6203 Před 7 lety +1432

    "I'll battle till the end and I'll never surrender"? You know they're already planning a rematch.

    • @joer.g8568
      @joer.g8568 Před 7 lety +122

      Star Wars Fan Girl or they're just quoting what Churchill once said...

    • @actanonverba3041
      @actanonverba3041 Před 7 lety +35

      Minecast Joe But it's still definitely worth a rematch

    • @davcharley5001
      @davcharley5001 Před 7 lety

      I can totally see that dude :) :)

    • @joer.g8568
      @joer.g8568 Před 7 lety +6

      XenoVolt it is worth a rematch. but they don't seem like characters who'd keep returning. unlike Adolf and Vader

    • @davcharley5001
      @davcharley5001 Před 7 lety +1

      +Minecast Joe True

  • @ADAMan123
    @ADAMan123 Před 7 lety +1046

    I don't know which line is better, "A BULLET CAN"T STOP THE BULL MOOSE!!!!!!!!"
    or
    "I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!!!"

    • @iNotAnHacker
      @iNotAnHacker Před 7 lety +44

      Adam Ferry "Never Surrender" is more iconic so I would give that last bit Chruchill

    • @wabungusenterprises
      @wabungusenterprises Před 7 lety +20

      Adam Ferry but it was cool when Theodore stopped the bullet with his chest

    • @iNotAnHacker
      @iNotAnHacker Před 7 lety +1

      FusionFighter Death I agree it was cool

    • @Tempusmon
      @Tempusmon Před 7 lety +3

      That line was both of them, not just Roosevelt.

    • @oskarhahn8624
      @oskarhahn8624 Před 7 lety +15

      Adam Ferry Steady there i dont think its very fair

  • @ZarcusConcord
    @ZarcusConcord Před 5 měsíci +2

    This by far is still my favorite one!

  • @anthonyurban2589
    @anthonyurban2589 Před 2 měsíci +1

    best one ever...well done

  • @markuscaesar670
    @markuscaesar670 Před 4 lety +4559

    Everybody talking about the bars of this match, but nobody wants to mention how fire the beat was

  • @okalright3684
    @okalright3684 Před 3 lety +2395

    Roosevelt was a badass: born with asthma, he focused on studying, until he went to havard, he began rigorous exercises and became the champion boxer. He moved to Wyoming to become a cowboy. While at a bar, another cowboy challenged him to a fight, which he promptly knocked him out. Roosevelt then worked the ranch harder the n the actually owner, until he owned the ranch. He then moved to become a police chief in NYC, which he took very seriously, and fired anyone who slacked off. Then he became president. Badass.

    • @MattBnl2ih
      @MattBnl2ih Před 2 lety +90

      For real he’s the lead singer now, or at the least guitarist

    • @jotunn4599
      @jotunn4599 Před 2 lety +9

      @@MattBnl2ih …I ain’t even gonna start an entire argument.

    • @felixsubakti6907
      @felixsubakti6907 Před 2 lety +158

      You kinda missed a war and an assassination attempt

    • @MattBnl2ih
      @MattBnl2ih Před 2 lety +13

      @@jotunn4599 what is there to argue

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks Před 2 lety +28

      A friend of mine is now trying to make that ranch a national park.

  • @eccehobo
    @eccehobo Před 10 měsíci +2

    This is, by far, my favorite ERB

  • @trianglxboi
    @trianglxboi Před 5 měsíci +1

    I just can't get enough of this ERB.