Corporate Jargon | Stand up Comedy by Punit Pania

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  • čas přidán 7. 07. 2024
  • It gives me immense pleasure to share with you my brand new stand-up video. Honed over years, based on customer feedback and recorded with the utmost care for your kind perusal. Looking forward to positive response from your esteemed selves in comments and shares :)
    Live shows in Bangalore, Mumbai and online: linktr.ee/PUNITPANIA
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    This is a totally independent production. Do consider contributing:
    India, UPI: chaltahaicomedy@axisbank
    International: www.paypal.com/paypalme/Punit...
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    CREDITS:
    Direction: Waquar Rehman ( / waquar_rehman )
    Editing & Post Production: Aseem Mathur, Neona Films ( neonafilms.com/ )
    Sound Design: Sreejith Menon.( / eclecticuniverseaudio )
    Video & location sound recording : Yash & Team
    Subtitles: Kartik Puraswani
    #StandUpComedy #PunitPania #corporatecomedy
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Komentáře • 145

  • @PunitPania
    @PunitPania  Před 24 dny +5

    Live shows in Mumbai, Bangalore and online: linktr.ee/PUNITPANIA
    Join the mailing list: forms.gle/6Ltj9Uqs3XjgGdxq8

  • @vatsalagravat7165
    @vatsalagravat7165 Před 24 dny +40

    "You know what a real job is? It's a job you hate"
    - Nothing more true has been spoken
    Guruji🙏

  • @lazy_pandaa
    @lazy_pandaa Před 24 dny +29

    I will circle back to this video following my upcoming work meeting and subsequent contemplation of my life choices, as part of my ongoing personal reassessment process.

    • @PunitPania
      @PunitPania  Před 24 dny +23

      Please watch by EOD

    • @aakhthuu
      @aakhthuu Před 23 dny +4

      gentle reminder #1

    • @armeshram
      @armeshram Před 23 dny

      @@PunitPania😂😂😂

    • @sapandream
      @sapandream Před 23 dny

      ​@@PunitPaniaaaaaa corporate jargon followed by abbreviation 😂😂😂😂

  • @swapblue
    @swapblue Před 24 dny +16

    As discussed, great video Punit sir ji 😁

  • @amanAMAN01
    @amanAMAN01 Před 24 dny +27

    02:43 This second flat khujli joke is as funny as it is philosophical. Loved it👏

  • @pranjalshelke588
    @pranjalshelke588 Před 24 dny +14

    Sir,I am a big fan of your work! I have saved every stand up video, every live satsang of yours to listen to it again!! great hard hitting punches with a coating of humour , one liners , quotable lines and what not! please continue to do this. ✨

  • @yogeshsuradkar8035
    @yogeshsuradkar8035 Před 24 dny +73

    George Carlin of our Era ❤️

  • @ektaMulchandani
    @ektaMulchandani Před 24 dny +15

    Aadmi baju mein baitha aur zinda bhi hai😂😂😂
    Every other line is quotable 😅

  • @ignorasmus
    @ignorasmus Před 24 dny +11

    As discussed,
    (In some earlier comments)
    I made the choice of leaving the Indian social and corporate systems for a slew of benefits.
    After some time, as things like clean air, peace of mind, dignity of labor, (and dignity in general) become just a part of routine life, one tends to forget the gains and remembers only the price being paid for it all. One starts thinking more about the fact that only the siblings are taking care of parents, kids do not understand our rich culture ranging from Kabir to Kabir Singh, and so many other things.
    Thanks for periodically reminding all kinds of toxicities that I am able to protect myself and my family from, for this price.

  • @abhijitmurthy7701
    @abhijitmurthy7701 Před 24 dny +11

    bhai ek number! gajab comedy. especially the dhandha bagair board ka kholo.
    mera bhi startup hai. board lagana baaki hai. RELATABLE AF BRO!!! HAHAHAHAHAH
    may you have infinite more views.

  • @TIKingdomImrankhan
    @TIKingdomImrankhan Před 24 dny +13

    as always... Is baar Society ke saath Corporate culture ki bhi bajayi hai... 😂😂Shandar guruji

  • @deffraaz4168
    @deffraaz4168 Před 24 dny +12

    "As Discussed"😂😂😂

  • @sudarshanachakra3.022
    @sudarshanachakra3.022 Před 24 dny +8

    Hilarious yet insightful

  • @Punkdman
    @Punkdman Před 24 dny +3

    Just left my job few days ago, thank you so much i needed this video 😅

  • @siddharthdey701
    @siddharthdey701 Před 21 dnem +1

    The salutation message is world class! Keep it up. Lots of respect & love.

  • @adityanarayandash
    @adityanarayandash Před 24 dny +4

    Fantastic set guruji🔥🔥

  • @jeetkaguldasta7337
    @jeetkaguldasta7337 Před 24 dny +2

    Punit - you continue to rock !!! Hoping to get many more of these 😊😊😊😊❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍

  • @jijugeevarghese5704
    @jijugeevarghese5704 Před 24 dny +9

    Very few English speaking standup comedians in India are as good as you. Just a humble suggestion. The pronunciation of "facade" at 09:22 sounded odd. It should be somewhat like "fuss-aad". I learned this recently. Even then I still forget to pronounce it right when the word comes in reading material.😊

    • @PunitPania
      @PunitPania  Před 24 dny +6

      Aisa humne bhi suna hai par bolneko nahi hota 😁

    • @aakhthuu
      @aakhthuu Před 23 dny

      Bolo fusss

    • @Truth.be.told.
      @Truth.be.told. Před 22 dny

      @@PunitPania Aree sir, itni si baat thi kya!
      I thought it was an Orwellian pun you invented.
      F*ck - Aid: when one drinks the Koolaid and later realises that they are fucked.

    • @subrotochatterjee5788
      @subrotochatterjee5788 Před 17 dny

      @@PunitPania You can remember this by simply thinking it as “What’s the FUSS all about?” Hence, Fuss-aad. Enjoyed your corporate caper Punit! (TheProf).

  • @mamtat7206
    @mamtat7206 Před 24 dny +5

    Loved every second ❤❤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥❤❤❤❤❤❤of this 👍

  • @kunalshah9641
    @kunalshah9641 Před 23 dny +1

    Totally Punit you're hitting nail on the head on your every jokes, class of your observation by showcasing in a humor or comic form, kudos 🙌🙌👍

  • @Shri10001
    @Shri10001 Před 22 dny +1

    Man with harsh reality. Salute to ur bravery.

  • @musicIfeelhappy
    @musicIfeelhappy Před 22 dny +1

    The only comedian... I keep waiting for new videos ✨

  • @chinmay8954
    @chinmay8954 Před 24 dny +2

    Awesome stuff Punit !

  • @soumyajeetchakrabarty6872

    Soo true yet soo good....cathartic

  • @sapandream
    @sapandream Před 23 dny +2

    2:56 ohhhh hahahaha 0.5 to keep your regret 😂😂😂😂

  • @heisnamronisingha4534
    @heisnamronisingha4534 Před 24 dny +4

    Architects watching be like 'fakade?'

  • @shamst8935
    @shamst8935 Před 20 dny +1

    Excellent work..Punit..loved it

  • @kunalshah10011998
    @kunalshah10011998 Před 24 dny +4

    Corporate bantai is back

  • @vikramsharma212
    @vikramsharma212 Před 24 dny +2

    Amazing set. ❤

  • @ektaMulchandani
    @ektaMulchandani Před 24 dny +2

    Smart casuals had me😆😆

  • @dhaivat.sarvaiya
    @dhaivat.sarvaiya Před 24 dny +2

    Damn....Very few get to exit the system ❤️🔥🔥🔥

  • @rigvedperspectives
    @rigvedperspectives Před 23 dny +2

    Awesome, Punit!!
    My first thought after watching this,
    As philosophied,
    In era like 2024, Passion really does matter; you will rarely find a CEO hating mondays because they're passionate about they do.

  • @samshulsayyad3635
    @samshulsayyad3635 Před 22 dny +1

    As discussed earlier, Guruji is always on the spot. ❤🎉

  • @motivationwithhappymind1705

    Toooo goood Man.... 😂😂😂nailed it

  • @pa5918
    @pa5918 Před 23 dny +2

    "As discussed" deserves a T shirt

  • @sapandream
    @sapandream Před 23 dny +1

    That checking teeth joke was awesome 😂😂😅

  • @RaviKumar-tf1or
    @RaviKumar-tf1or Před 24 dny +2

    Intelligent comedy.

  • @rshabree
    @rshabree Před 23 dny +1

    You're the best Punit. Wish you only Life's best! Thank you and keep it going boss.

  • @musema
    @musema Před 24 dny +2

    Thanks!

  • @surobheet
    @surobheet Před 24 dny +1

    One of the best comedians of this era.... intellectual stand up comics are almost extinct now

  • @dr.subashrao228
    @dr.subashrao228 Před 24 dny +5

    Excellent stuff and consistent!Navi mumbai mein show kab hoga !

    • @PunitPania
      @PunitPania  Před 24 dny +1

      Karna to hai, looking for a decent venue

  • @ashwinsoares8247
    @ashwinsoares8247 Před 23 dny +1

    As always, thanks so much Punit for making life that little bit more bearable.

  • @injar88
    @injar88 Před 23 dny +1

    Love the last few lines shared. Truth. Very Relatable. 💫

  • @surajtripathi8736
    @surajtripathi8736 Před 23 dny +1

    Bhai you nailed it..... Love it ❤

  • @mendj2710
    @mendj2710 Před 23 dny +1

    Thank you Punit

  • @rushabhshah.2768
    @rushabhshah.2768 Před 23 dny +1

    Netflix pe chahiye iska pura special 😁

  • @adityahabbu7463
    @adityahabbu7463 Před 23 dny +1

    The GOAT is back ❤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @addaykumarbhattacharya4401

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 fantastic sir

  • @baseballfan88888
    @baseballfan88888 Před 23 dny +1

    Punit is way different than other artists ❤ ❤

  • @MrAltair786
    @MrAltair786 Před 24 dny +2

    Let's call this system - matrix, Neo.

  • @dipakpatil4961
    @dipakpatil4961 Před 21 dnem +1

    i literally reads "Jargon" to "जागरण" bang stand up artist never miss the single ...btw guitar riff used in last was so best ...please tell the name...

  • @fayazvar3948
    @fayazvar3948 Před 24 dny +1

    Maza Aagaya

  • @mystrywrx5396
    @mystrywrx5396 Před 22 dny +1

    The way he said Facade as Faaked and not as Fasad

  • @ShubhamMathur14
    @ShubhamMathur14 Před 23 dny +1

    so relateable..

  • @modernmogli5155
    @modernmogli5155 Před 23 dny +1

    Thats how you buy Horses and Slaves ....... Closing Lines are Fcking So True

  • @DrP11111
    @DrP11111 Před 24 dny +1

    ur a legend

  • @myownperfectdisaster
    @myownperfectdisaster Před 22 dny +1

    Ahaha man, i ve been laid off and this is so fun. Oh Punit… i just saw a Scaler add on your video! The irony!

  • @wizarddon
    @wizarddon Před 24 dny +1

    I appreciate your content bro

  • @shoaibquadri369
    @shoaibquadri369 Před 21 dnem +1

  • @TheMountains-qb8mq
    @TheMountains-qb8mq Před 9 dny

    Every line is a quote.

  • @kushalsomani8248
    @kushalsomani8248 Před 23 dny +1

    Guruji!

  • @riteshkumar2686
    @riteshkumar2686 Před 24 dny +1

    Nice 👌

  • @blackthumbnail7570
    @blackthumbnail7570 Před 24 dny +1

    Puneet bhai 🤌👀

  • @thecritiquer9407
    @thecritiquer9407 Před 24 dny +1

    ❤❤❤

  • @RandeepWadehra
    @RandeepWadehra Před 10 dny

    Good one.

  • @mangopeople5440
    @mangopeople5440 Před 24 dny +2

    real job - job u hate😅

  • @ashmait
    @ashmait Před 24 dny +1

    As discussed, CFBR

  • @Stt1351
    @Stt1351 Před 23 dny +1

    CFBR guruji👏

  • @AshishDha
    @AshishDha Před 24 dny +1

    bahut qhoob!

  • @harshadk3240
    @harshadk3240 Před 24 dny +1

    I thought something neuclear reasearch inside..😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arvindsonrish1529
    @arvindsonrish1529 Před 23 dny +1

    Top 5 Indian comedians -
    1. Punit Pania
    2. Punit Pania
    3. Punit Pania
    4. Punit Pania
    5. Punit Pania

  • @Cpicstv
    @Cpicstv Před 21 dnem +1

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @PandaTheAB
    @PandaTheAB Před 23 dny +1

    Ye to wahi log hai
    Bas I Card pehen liye hai 😅
    Defines workers aptly

  • @ashirodk1729
    @ashirodk1729 Před 23 dny +1

    Lovely video! Please keep them coming.
    I did my small bit for contribution.

  • @kamalchoudhury2910
    @kamalchoudhury2910 Před 24 dny +1

    Big nuclear research inside..... lol..... :))

  • @theundisputed96310
    @theundisputed96310 Před 9 dny

    Meanwhile me who left the day job sitting jobless and feeling I am made for something better 😂

  • @thebowlofcurry5514
    @thebowlofcurry5514 Před 24 dny +4

    Your stand up looks like Pravachan

    • @PunitPania
      @PunitPania  Před 24 dny +3

      Sab ka Malik ek 🤲🏻

    • @this_Is_n0_One
      @this_Is_n0_One Před 23 dny

      Maybe you should try watching Samay Raina, his comedy will fit best to your taste.

  • @prabhakarsharma
    @prabhakarsharma Před 16 dny

    Indore Ya Bhopal Ka Plan Bhi Kariye Puneet Bhai..

  • @vikasyadav-hg4kg
    @vikasyadav-hg4kg Před 20 dny +1

    Osm ❤❤

  • @rayeesazam3154
    @rayeesazam3154 Před 23 dny +1

    Worli ke samne wala building ka entry ....sms link..pass completion..& then 22nd flour .....waha pubG ..or.. Khane me sabji.

  • @A0A4ful
    @A0A4ful Před 24 dny +1

    Advance Payment is not the way forward, but the Only Way!

  • @amankumarmishra5355
    @amankumarmishra5355 Před 22 dny +1

    😂😂

  • @Justin_Gonsalves
    @Justin_Gonsalves Před 24 dny +1

    What's that outro solo song? Sounds like Clapton

  • @berozgar_baba
    @berozgar_baba Před 23 dny +1

    Professional ho ya unprofessional majdur to madjur hi rehta hai 😅

  • @tanmayrathod3125
    @tanmayrathod3125 Před 24 dny +1

    First cmnt first like

  • @AADITYAKUMAR-rr2wo
    @AADITYAKUMAR-rr2wo Před 24 dny +1

    First

  • @samshaikh1993
    @samshaikh1993 Před 24 dny +1

    1st one to comment😅

  • @NikSan1983
    @NikSan1983 Před 24 dny +1

    CFBR Guruji

  • @shantanusapru
    @shantanusapru Před 24 dny +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

  • @shantanu556
    @shantanu556 Před 24 dny +1

    lol

  • @dr.goofydoo9790
    @dr.goofydoo9790 Před 24 dny

    @punitpania Sir may I know your watch ..?

  • @Rohit_Gawai
    @Rohit_Gawai Před 24 dny +1

    124th Like

  • @moinbakshi2875
    @moinbakshi2875 Před 24 dny +1

    sincere comment from one of the call centre employee. 😢😢😢😢 Bas karo sir rulaoge kya?

  • @nk1t
    @nk1t Před 3 dny

    You sound and look like Kulbhushan Kharbanda

  • @gaurangkankotiya
    @gaurangkankotiya Před 21 dnem +1

    Cfbr

  • @internet_wanderer8316
    @internet_wanderer8316 Před 22 dny

    Good one but style needs some changes 😊. Your satsang is very very good due to your ability to understand things in depth.

  • @chillandrelaxation2314
    @chillandrelaxation2314 Před 23 dny +1

    That *Fuckade* threw me off-guard 😢

  • @crypticclue
    @crypticclue Před 22 dny

    Dunno if you faked it on purpose or just a slip.
    Fuk-aid has a certain ring to it bit but,
    Fassaad has a fake front built in the sound and is a different meaning in Hindi.

  • @adityapadwal3310
    @adityapadwal3310 Před 21 dnem

    Fail to understand how money works & all the frustrations which result as a consequence of that ignorance come out in different forms, sometimes as a Stand up show.

  • @Pritish2011
    @Pritish2011 Před 23 dny

    Is that Kamra in the audience?