Bollywood | New Stand-up Comedy Set by Punit Pania
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- čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
- If every culture gets the art it deserves, Bollywood shows us that we don't deserve much.
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This is a bonus set from my stand-up comedy special 'No Country for Moderation'. You can watch the full special here: • No Country for Moderat...
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Directed by: Waquar Rehman ( / waquar_rehman )
Video & location sound recording : Rakesh U.P & Team Bangalore (itsrakeshup@gmail.com)
Video Post Production: Aseem Mathur, Neona Films (neonafilms.com/)
Sound Mixing: Sreejith Menon ( / eclecticuniverseaudio )
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You survived despite the government. Not because of them is the new punchline. Hats off to you
I know it's cool to shit on government, even i don't like most of the time government policies but I'm very aware of the fact that it wouldn't take long till any nation turns into turmoil in absence of Government. From Army, Railway to supply of daily need items, not a piece of cake
Also this a copied line heard of it many times in reddit posts
As per the current situation it seems government care more about power than people.
This line fits perfectly to current situation.
"Seed Capital to IPO!" 😂😂😂😂
That was a diamond buried under gold nuggets!
I was cooking lunch when Punit released this video, and due the cooker whistle just missed one line.. guess what.. soon heard that chilling silence (after his punch), i had to rewind to listen to the punch. Oh boy, one can never listen to this man as a time pass. ❤
U were cooking lunch at 3:30 pm🤔
@@piyushshah6748 2 pm :) video was released at 2 pm. aaj late pakaya khana, koi dikkat aapko? :)
@@Prachi_Vaidya_Dublay 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@piyushshah6748 Main bhi late khaana khaay kal, kaam bahot tha. Abse nusta aapko message krega agar 1:30PM ke baad late hoyega. Aap aa jaana bnaane khana please
Well, it appears that Punit Pania possesses a comedic superpower - his humor acts as a magic shield against any potential attacks from the bhakts. They find themselves utterly baffled, unable to grasp the sheer brilliance of his jokes, and thus, they stand in awe, leaving him unscathed in the comedy battleground!
Punit Sir, that was an epic line! 'As a country we have 😂beyond the foreplay, ye naya India hai, ghar mein ghus ke marenge! Okay, at least knock first.
It is appropriate to shout on these performances.👏👏
Outstanding, as always. A new video from Punit is always a celebration.
“Gutkaa and nationalism”. Brilliant!!
"You survived despite the government,not because of them" 👏👏
Sahi bole hain!
Super Super
i feel bad for consuming it for free. but unfortunately I'm not in that state to pay, but one day I'll do my bit.
I have made a pledge to my self .. his CZcams standup videos will always be watched on my living room TV with a glass of whiskey in my hand
Punit ur a rockstar .. keep rocking the boat
🍻🥂
You are way ahead of our times...as always....no one can unravel the crudity and crassness that exists in our society as you do...
What a tightly written jokes.. confused as always whether to laugh or cry… 👏🏽👏🏽
No one no one can bring up Babri with such understated pathos as Punit. Albert Pinto ko Gussa kyun aata hai! 😢😊
I can't get thru 2 mins of the crap of the "10M views" waale mostly Delhi comics, but this guy is never superficial. His whole world is connected and grounded! Keep on truckin!
Amazing!!! Your comedy is so different from traditional stand up and we love it. Your punchlines are soooo funny that for a few seconds we pause and reflect oh yes it has been so with Bollywood and government. Punit Pania is a gem. No other comedian can match Pania's excellence. Lots of love and respect from Pakistan.❤
"Ghar mein ghuss ky maarein ge" was the most hilarious part in this video. 😂
Jokes sometimes open the door to Analytical thinking. Sir, ur jokes are AWESOME, BEYOND Gf and Bf and patriotism and Hatered.
"Lamba bhaada" chahiye!!! 😂😀😃😄
Those words!!!
This isn't time pass content. One has to schedule the time to watch it and to appreciate his work.
Very few comedians make us laugh these days. Very very few make this think or question the society. You 'bhai' do both. Keep going!
Most underrated comedian 😢❤❤❤❤
this is called intelligent comedy....not like stupid crowd work where comedian just picks random people and abuse to get laugh
Is there a way to keep listening to you Sir? Along with jokes, I learn so much from you. Sometimes, I've to pause the video to understand what you just said not because I'm slow, I'm just amazed as to of how far you can think and your ability to fit an entire paragraph in just one line.. I want to get into your brain! It feels like there must be a million rooms full of so many thoughts but perfectly connected with each other.
I do YT Live sessions once in a while but I have to be careful not take people's attention for granted. Stand-up is the most distilled form of writing, other formats tend to meander.
Gutka & Nationalism, they both sell but both are bad for health.
Hatsoff Punit sir 🫡
What a writing...
Am I the only one appreciating the hand gestures as well 😂❤
That last punch nocked everything out of the park!
You're underrated sir. Can't describe enough ❤🙌🏻
90% solid jokes, 10% smug chuckles
IB school - Indumati Bhalerao school.😂
I'm from Indore 😅, can't say come to Indore, maybe I will be There alone with you, after that we both in Indore Jail. 😂😂😂
what a man!
This is the third time Iam listening to this and it's still gives the same raw emotions. May you tribe increase!
07:50 smooth punit bhai smooth 🤣
"bhagat singh chaiye par baju wale ke ghar pe ayega to acha hai" epic !
both sale but bad for health...
what a line :)
Between it was "Jigar" mOvie - of Ajay DEvgan (Maa Kaa Mukkaa ) he was talking about..yes we have all survived the 90s seeing all these type of movies somehow 😆🤣👊 !!!
So funny man. Amazing jokes "sir" 😂😂
His content is gold!!
This is why we love English comics..! ❤ Log - bhai kya bola samajh me nhi aya 😂
Yeh hai waqt se aage ki comedy hai 😎
I have to watch your videos 2 times atleast to completely understand your sarcasm.
Today's punchline "you survived despite the govt, not because of them" has been the best so far and fits in today's situation.
O baapa, Punit bhai maja avi gai, auto vaadu to best, excuse me sir, kind sir 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. ROFL
You Survived Govt...... superbly said
Sarcasm at it best....tooo good
Great. Thoroughly enjoyed. Keep up the lovely content
Myself MBA from Zomato dear 😂. Mujhe Dawa ki nhi dua ki jarurat hai😅. Great Set Bro
"Gutkaa and Nationalism" love it
From Karachi. ❤❤❤
5:18 the escalation 🖤👌🏻👍🏻
7:52 The silence at this joke ❤️🥶
"Even the Goons listen to him but he won't say the right thing"
😂😂😂😂😂
you feel me alive ...🎉...aao bhai kabhi village main....
You survived despite the government not inspite of it. - Puneet Pania
Medical the most exploitative as well as whelming field ....Drs are very well respected in the society they r rich also
as always, excellent set Punit! Much love
amazing telltale storytelling..assorted with humour..
Even the goons listen to him but he won't say the right thing!! Damn
Beautiful level of conscience. Piece of necessary art.
good sarcasm on system thank you enjoyed very much
I always wait for the punches that go.. 'ye toh hai....... ye BHI hai..'
Underrated comedian
Great show Punit Bhai 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥
Your 1hr standup special was amazing. You should upload 10-10min videos from it.
Thanks. Filhal to alag 10 mins sets daal ke bhi views nahi aa rahe to special main se hi kaat ke daalenge to shayad hi aayenge
Let’s go 💯💯
8:35 -9:00 just chef kiss 😚😚
Superb like always ,
😂😂😂😂
You are Ravish Kumar of standup, man! Kudos!
High Quality Content, Always ❤
hilarious
Love your style of delivering👍
By god, i have never laughed like this before 😂😂😂😂
For any educated person, these are not good times. Very true.
You are fabulous sir 🎉
90s ki movies main sab se mushkil kaam hota tha witness ko court ly kar jana "zinda".
No Ajay Devgan was harmed during this video 😂
Punit is the kind of uncle that society needs
waiting
Aap kamal ho sir...👏👏👏
Gandha laal bathi band hota hai. 🚨😂
Gurkha and Nationalism. 🙌🏾
In a country with songs like "kundi mat khadkao raja, seedha andar aao raja", foreplay is a revolutionary act.
MBA kar lena chahiye tha abhi maa ka mukka khana nahi padta 😆😆
Always next level of comedy👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😂😂😂😂😂
I think that this particular movie's name is Jigar. Although there isn't much difference in his movies. Another good set with some more great punch lines.
I would just point out that although maa-behan abusing is very very common in comedy these days, yet from an intellectual comedian like you, we don't expect normalizing of such violent abuses... Maa ***** padi hai etc...
kyaa baat hai! bahut qhoob!!
"from seed capital to IPO" Massive
You are the next level
Just wow!!!
Wow , very well written , gutka wala uncle 😂
Paid seat😂😂😂😂😂
His videos should be trending, but people are not that smart.
Wow next video. You made my day.🎉🎉🎉🎉
SOPP (Standard Operating Punit Pania):
Welcome into home, seat us on the couch.
Casual joke about weather, traffic.
Serve peanuts.
Leave unopened packet of masala chips on table.
Mention 'Chachaji'.
Bring out beer glasses, leave chilled beer bottles on table.
Ask if guests want salted kajus.
Open beer, but don't serve yet.
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
Offer some peanuts.
Wait for it...
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BAM! -
Now, the party is warming up...!
Love how his assorted strings lying on the floor, come together as a believable String Theory!
Hum first hum first
Dude you feel that way because you probably haven't seen 80s.. it was by far the worst decade..
Jigar and Raja movie ka reference.
Thanks Punit ji, you talked about doctors and as u started I thought it wud be just another abusive thing for doctors as people never sympathize with us. But ultimately u said the things which are their in our hearts. Sometimes even our own families don't understand our plight. .. thanks for ur comment on Bollywood making doctors luk stupid...which is so true.
9:30 That Maa Ka Mukka movie is called Jigar and it will leave you traumatised. Compared to that the acting in Bloodsport and Kickboxer (whatever little acting Jean-Claude Van Damme movies had) which Jigar blatantly copied was Oscar worthy. 😂
Just fucking awesome 😂😂😂
Brilliant. Evryone has lost their spine to question the BJP-RSS govt. Drama queen is busy doing PR, while Manipur Burns for his best friend adani to get him natural resources
Gutkha and nationalism they both sell, that's very true. ...ultimate
"even the goons listen to him, but he won't say the right thing"👌
Best😂😂😂
ChachaJi tumhe mann se maaf nahi kar payenge.
👍❤️👍