Testing every possible Margarita | How to Drink

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 8. 06. 2024
  • Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this video! Head to keeps.com/howtodrink to get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment.
    Head to Curiada to get the bottles you need to try out different Margarita's or anything else you have seen on the show: bit.ly/HTDmargarita . Free shipping on orders over $199 using code Howtodrink and/or when you add a bottle marked 'free shipping' to your cart.
    The Matrix is back! This time I am trying out different margarita combinations to find the best ones. If you want to try this out yourself here are the bottles I used.
    Margarita Spec:
    2 oz. or 60 ml. Tequilla
    1 oz. or 30 ml. Orange Liqueur
    1 oz. or 30 ml. Lime
    Blanco Tequillas:
    Patron Silver
    Fortaleza Tequila Blanco
    Jose Cuervo 1800 Silver
    Don Julio Blanco
    Espolón Blanco
    Casamigos Blanco
    Tromba Blanco
    Orange Liqueur:
    Hiram Walker Triple Sec
    Dry Curaçao
    Cointreau
    Grand Marnier
    Slowly but surely, I'm starting a mailing list so that I'm not fully dependent on YT's algorithmized notifications system. If you'll sign up, I promise not to abuse your generosity, or sell your info to anyone. It's over on the blog right here:
    bit.ly/H2DBlog
    Head to keeps.com/howtodrink to get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment.
    Margartia Glasses: amzn.to/2S6MzUb
    Manhattan Matrix: • This Episode tried to ...
    Me in a Rom-Com part 1: • An Ode To The Meet Cut...
    Rom-Com Part 2: • Every Rom-Com Needs a ...
    Margarita: • Margarita | How to Drink "
    Twitch: bit.ly/2VsOi3d
    H2D2: bit.ly/YTH2D2
    twitter: bit.ly/H2DTwit
    instagram: bit.ly/H2dIG
    Blog: bit.ly/H2DBlog
    Patreon: bit.ly/H2DPatreon
    Gear: amzn.to/2LeQCbW
    Incredibly Awesome People who make this show possible!
    Shelby Benton
    Dennis Groome
    Aditya Choksi
    Whiskey Tribe
    Thomas D Choate
    William Madrid
    Erik Språng
    Nicholas Tsotakos
    Bradley Cronk
    James Evans
    Adam Doyle
    Bill
    Todd Swain
    Kimber Guzik
    Richard Rappuhn
    Affable Kraut
    Olivia
    Jeff Lewis
    Huyen Tue Dao
    Jacob Pizzuto
    Lee M Geller
    Alex Bertrand
    Christopher
    Daniel Batson
    Magnus Gezelius
    Charles Armstrong
    Christy Rusk
    James Ives
    That One Guy
    Anne Burns
    TsubasaAkari
    Richard Trimble
    Stacy Ferguson
    Sean Makiney
    Jeremy Samuels
    Marcus
    Sarah Chapin
    Brandon Mayotte
    Adam Van Ost Schrot
    Marcus Larsson
    Keegan Two Crow
    Joshua Church
    Kira Metoyer
    Manuel Fihman
    Kevin Hogan
    Heather Briana
    Ronald Wolcott
    Written & Directed by: Greg
    Edited by: Rachel Ambelang & Greg
    Produced by: Meredith Engstrom & Stefano Pennisi & Greg
    Cinematography by: Greg
    Created by: Greg
  • Jak na to + styl

Komentáře • 1,6K

  • @howtodrink
    @howtodrink  Před 3 lety +92

    Head to keeps.com/howtodrink to get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment.
    Margartia Glasses: amzn.to/2S6MzUb
    Me in a Rom-Com part 1: czcams.com/video/s4kn95UuzXI/video.html
    Rom-Com Part 2: czcams.com/video/EXiGpAny58U/video.html
    Rom-Com Part 3: czcams.com/video/RXUQU5xsv5I/video.html
    Manhattan Matrix: czcams.com/video/_QsCrcLG6Mo/video.html
    Margarita: czcams.com/video/vLMiQozMcUo/video.html"
    Twitch: bit.ly/2VsOi3d
    H2D2: bit.ly/YTH2D2
    twitter: bit.ly/H2DTwit
    instagram: bit.ly/H2dIG
    Blog: bit.ly/H2DBlog
    Patreon: bit.ly/H2DPatreon
    Gear: amzn.to/2LeQCbW

    • @blackimp
      @blackimp Před 3 lety +4

      A Negroni Matrix would be great!

    • @lianinerte
      @lianinerte Před 3 lety +1

      just as a friendly viewer... please try to drink water... not just a sip to clense... its waaaaaaaaaaay better to go to pee lots of times than to watch you fall slowly into alcoholism

    • @revgeorge1977
      @revgeorge1977 Před 3 lety +1

      I think that it would be hella cool if you put the "disco label" gins into the martini matrix- by that I mean Kirkland Signature (Costco), Members Mark (Sam's club), and Admiral Joseph's (Trader Joe's). I know you gotta keep the matrix small, but thought it might be interesting to have someone compare those to some more standard fare.
      (If you want suggestions for a more conventional Gin matrix, I'd vote Bombay sapphire, Hendricks, Aviation, Beefeater, and maybe Tanqueray. But that "warehouse club" matrix (perhaps with a couple conventional choices) would be awesome, even it it were supplemental content.)

    • @beezany
      @beezany Před 3 lety

      @@revgeorge1977 Definitely Tanqueray! I prefer more juniper-forward gins in a martini, and Tanqueray is my favorite.

    • @clyde2599
      @clyde2599 Před 3 lety +4

      I don't know if this is a mistake, but when first tasting, you say that Fortaleza & Dry Curacao is your favorite but then go on to say your favorite was Fortaleza & Cointreau.

  • @jasonahaun
    @jasonahaun Před 3 lety +2750

    On today's episode, a metal bucket saves Greg's life.

    • @loke6664
      @loke6664 Před 3 lety +40

      Nah, he would have survived those sips even if he would be seriously drunk and get that terrible tequila hangover the day after. So it probably saved the episodes since I doubt Greg would have been a good judge at the end otherwise.
      I did a one bottle tequila race once and survived (even if I felt I was in hell the day after) and that is way more then 28 sips margarita. It did however make me sick every time someone even mentioned tequila for 10 years after that and while I can drink cocktails with tequila in today I still can't shot it anymore.
      Worst hangover I ever had in my life, worst then the time we had some bottles of Lajita mezcal and a drinking game but I am still alive.

    • @SquishyMon
      @SquishyMon Před 3 lety +27

      I got a little concerned when I saw the thumbnail

    • @Ripcookiethief
      @Ripcookiethief Před 3 lety +22

      @@SquishyMon He learned his lesson thankfully.

    • @cavemanstan9477
      @cavemanstan9477 Před 3 lety +6

      I dont think he used it every time like he said he would
      You know what I'll double down and say he drank more than he spit

    • @loke6664
      @loke6664 Před 3 lety +7

      @@cavemanstan9477 I'm assuming he spit out all the bad tasting versions and drank the good ones. But so what? We already know Greg loves drinking cocktails, the bucket is more so he doesn't get incredible drunk and screw up the show then anything else.
      And I think some of those versions deserved to be spit out, Grand Marnier is a nice orange liqueur but it is not made for this type of drink.If you want to make a Comet, a Playmate Martini or a Pink palace it works excellent but a "Million dollar margerita" just isn't very good no matter what tequila or mezcal you use for it (I might be wrong, there might be something that works but I sure hasn't tried it).

  • @artemisiaabsinthium1794
    @artemisiaabsinthium1794 Před 3 lety +1321

    Greg: I got a spit bucket, I'm making better choices
    Also Greg: Let me just put this big shard of broken glass in the middle of my workspace

  • @ellie2000
    @ellie2000 Před 3 lety +265

    I'd love a gin & tonic matrix. Side note, I'd like to see you do a "celebrity label" taste test. I never know if their brands are worth the money.

    • @hellogoato
      @hellogoato Před 2 lety +13

      I absolutely second this, gin is so complex and the right tonic can really make or break it. I do wonder how he would make them fresh though, it might be difficult considering it's a fizzy drink. Could see him going through a lot of tonics

    • @sadstrangelittleman0
      @sadstrangelittleman0 Před rokem +1

      My go-to tonic has been fever tree... I took a trip to a local distillery, and tasted a bunch of gins, and picked out what I thought would be an amazing one. Bad choice. The combination was nearly undrinkably chemical tasting. All the aromatics combined into an awful funk.
      My current gin of choice has been Aviation, but ive been given a sample of The Botanist to try. I used to make them with B.S. but i couldnt enjoy that anymore after aviation.

    • @ExpandDong420
      @ExpandDong420 Před rokem +2

      Chances are, they aren't. There's a reason why they're using a celebrity to market it

    • @chiekohoki
      @chiekohoki Před rokem

      Would looooove this one!

    • @Johnny547611
      @Johnny547611 Před 7 měsíci +2

      From what I've read, celeb labels are generally not great.

  • @johnray920
    @johnray920 Před 3 lety +153

    Normal person: “Aerated”
    Greg: “Aromaticized”

    • @mellowmarmot1191
      @mellowmarmot1191 Před 2 lety +4

      You are so right! But you know what I like Greg’s proprietary nomenclature 😂

  • @normtrooper4392
    @normtrooper4392 Před 3 lety +759

    I don't drink at all but this is a fascinating channel.

    • @TehPwnographer
      @TehPwnographer Před 3 lety +53

      How do you know someone doesn’t drink?
      Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

    • @Mark-dy7ms
      @Mark-dy7ms Před 3 lety +142

      @@TehPwnographer How do you know someone’s an asshole? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

    • @prestontucker6171
      @prestontucker6171 Před 3 lety +23

      @@Mark-dy7ms 🤣 Savage, but so true!

    • @Neotenico
      @Neotenico Před 3 lety +76

      I used to have a drinking problem and channels like this have really helped me temper it. I've become more of a "quality over quantity" drinker. Much nicer to really appreciate the complexities of a drink you made and enjoy a light buzz than to hold your nose and guzzle fingernail polish to get as drunk as possible.

    • @prestontucker6171
      @prestontucker6171 Před 3 lety +36

      @@Neotenico That's awesome. Good for you for finding something that helps you moderate effectively! That's no small accomplishment.

  • @BreakDanceFight
    @BreakDanceFight Před 3 lety +689

    Greg is sounding a lot better at the beginning of this one compared to the last matrix. I'm guessing that bucket has something to do with it.

    • @BreakDanceFight
      @BreakDanceFight Před 3 lety +37

      I had someone make me a Marg once at their party, didn't think anything of it said sure I'll take one. They made it with Mezcal and Grand and it tasted like a tire fire started with diesel. Worst thing I've drank.

    • @BreakDanceFight
      @BreakDanceFight Před 3 lety +26

      I'm up for the martini matrix but I'm really here for the daiquiri matrix.

    • @jpcampbell
      @jpcampbell Před 3 lety +17

      Negroni matrix. Exponentially larger counter space required.

    • @BelovedNL
      @BelovedNL Před 3 lety +4

      @@jpcampbell that’s calling for a 3D matrix, for sure!

  • @MrGatorHater9
    @MrGatorHater9 Před 3 lety +181

    if you ever do this again, after reviewing a row you should remove the ones you dont like for two reasons. 1) easier for the audience to remember the best one. and 2) easier for you to grab drinks! Maybe even put down tape to make it easier for viewers to see the which is which.

  • @AndreiKucharavy
    @AndreiKucharavy Před 3 lety +82

    "Gran Marnier" is the correct prononciation for "Grand Marnier".
    It's French, so we don't pronounce half the letters, including that d in particular.
    None of this makes sense and you are welcome.

    • @jf0701
      @jf0701 Před 2 lety +3

      my last name is Marinier, that’s basically how I explain how to pronounce my name to non-french speaking people.

  • @xavvey
    @xavvey Před 3 lety +470

    Maybe an idea for the next time you do a matrix like this: get some green, orange and red stickers (or something to identify the glasses) and rank the rows with them from favourite, doable and nasty? Makes it easier to see which one did best overal etc.

    • @intense79nick
      @intense79nick Před 3 lety +60

      Yes! And I like the idea of him bestowing something to each drink so maybe it can be like different colored umbrellas.

    • @AngryAlfonse
      @AngryAlfonse Před 3 lety +17

      This. I found myself losing track by around the 23 minute mark. This would make these already great videos infinitely more enjoyable to keep up with

    • @samp9085
      @samp9085 Před 3 lety +15

      Yes I love this, then he could pull out all the “good” ones at the end and crown a champion

    • @buttonenfuego
      @buttonenfuego Před 3 lety +8

      I thought the same. Put a coaster on the row winners

    • @skycondon2743
      @skycondon2743 Před 3 lety +1

      This

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 Před 3 lety +194

    Greg´s Liver:"Wait, don´t you think this is a bit early?"
    Margaritaville:"Heaven or Hell. Round 2. Let´s Rock!"

    • @rustyshackleford7363
      @rustyshackleford7363 Před 3 lety +14

      Ah, I see you are a Guilty Gear enjoyer as well

    • @randomjhoni5993
      @randomjhoni5993 Před 3 lety +8

      HEVEANLY LIVER BUSTER

    • @Elix10
      @Elix10 Před 3 lety +2

      The doctor said 6 months the clock marks 90 seconds

    • @Nouxatar
      @Nouxatar Před 3 lety +3

      when are we getting a Strive character with a Jimmy Buffett inspired track smh

    • @sxstrngsamurai13
      @sxstrngsamurai13 Před 3 lety +4

      Lets do some GG sets over 'ritas ya nerds :-p

  • @Daorf
    @Daorf Před 3 lety +43

    Drink matrices are by far my favorite thing you do. Making fictional stuff is awesome, but this is so helpful in making my own stuff and knowing what ingredients I should try and get.

  • @kotymcneal8589
    @kotymcneal8589 Před 3 lety +325

    Gin and tonic matrix: different gins and different tonics

    • @ADBBuild
      @ADBBuild Před 3 lety +20

      I did this for my birthday this year after seeing his other video. Conclusion: all fancy tonics taste like ass, or at least worse than the cheap stuff.

    • @kotymcneal8589
      @kotymcneal8589 Před 3 lety +7

      @@ADBBuild we appreciate your findings

    • @galli0
      @galli0 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes plss

    • @torontotonto6189
      @torontotonto6189 Před 2 lety +4

      @@ADBBuild the expensive tonic is more close to historical tonic and historical tonic was pretty ass tasting stuff

    • @johnbaam9184
      @johnbaam9184 Před 2 lety

      Definitely gin and tonic

  • @_Brandini
    @_Brandini Před 3 lety +285

    Oh boy this isn’t going to end well
    Edit: never mind he learned from the Manhattan video 😂

    • @EarthenDam
      @EarthenDam Před 3 lety +14

      What a glorious episode that was!

    • @AzBabyGirl
      @AzBabyGirl Před 3 lety +8

      That was a fantastic episode

    • @adams3627
      @adams3627 Před 3 lety +9

      Greg may make every possible mistake, but he only makes them ONCE

    • @swj719
      @swj719 Před 2 lety

      Tromba was not available for comment.

  • @wafflesthewookiee4716
    @wafflesthewookiee4716 Před 3 lety +319

    I know you said there were a lot of awful, lazy cocktails from the late 70s Disco scene, ever thought about making a cursed cocktail episode on those, or improved versions of them?

    • @stothecb
      @stothecb Před 2 lety +6

      Alien brain hemorrhage and cement mixer comes to mind.

    • @abolishpolice5232
      @abolishpolice5232 Před 2 lety +4

      There’s another bartuber if ur curious, Bruce at BarTalk&Cocktails, who I feel like embodies that late 70s era lol. He does good drinks and bad ones, and his channel is a delight

    • @Len_M.
      @Len_M. Před 2 lety +3

      @@stothecb I preferred Irish Car Bomb for the name. 🥴
      Edit: I guess if you wanted to drag it into this Century it would be an Irish VBID. 🤭

    • @joshuag.2830
      @joshuag.2830 Před rokem +4

      Oh boy do I have good news for you

  • @dextermikkelsen1973
    @dextermikkelsen1973 Před 3 lety +354

    You should totally do a Negroni matrix. Personally found huge/interesting differences when changing the Gin and Vermouth around. Also love these video's! your Manhattan one helped me find the best one for myself!

    • @geoffreyasbell1152
      @geoffreyasbell1152 Před 3 lety +14

      Yes, this! The negroni is my favorite cocktail, and the varied results from different gins and vermouth keeps me trying new combinations. Would love to hear Greg's opinion.

    • @brandonford9670
      @brandonford9670 Před 3 lety +1

      Ditto

    • @marcschubert139
      @marcschubert139 Před 3 lety +3

      Totally on board with this that would be a very unique matrix. I've found my favorite combo is Bluecoat Barrel Aged Gin, Peychauds Apertivo and Colin Sweet Vermouth.

    • @rikmcrae
      @rikmcrae Před 3 lety

      Yes. Negroni is Taylor made for a matrix episode.

    • @Pouckie90
      @Pouckie90 Před 3 lety +1

      I would love a Martini matrix but a Negroni matrix might be even better !

  • @Demaculus
    @Demaculus Před 3 lety +210

    At 10:47 Greg says that his favorite Fortaleza is with Dry Curaçao, then spends the rest of the episode saying his favorite was Fortaleza with Cointreau, starting at 14:05. Loved the episode just wanted to address the continuity, and find out which was actually your favorite.

    • @lucienramirez
      @lucienramirez Před 2 lety +16

      I've had this exact comparison. IMO Pierre Ferrand Dry Curaçao is much better than Cointreau

    • @bryanutility9609
      @bryanutility9609 Před 2 lety +3

      His favorite overall was Casamigos - Curaçao

    • @Alex_Carvalho
      @Alex_Carvalho Před rokem +2

      We will never know because he never went back and forth to the original winner lol

  • @Invisimo34
    @Invisimo34 Před 3 lety +122

    28:24 interesting that that happened with the Tromba of all bottles. On an episode of Cold Ones Max and Chad mentioned that the bottle has a rounded bottom which makes it easier to knock over

    • @howtodrink
      @howtodrink  Před 3 lety +68

      well there you have it

    • @chestbumphero
      @chestbumphero Před 3 lety +18

      That sounds a really dangerous design flaw

    • @acgeewhiz
      @acgeewhiz Před 2 lety +9

      Or… a clever ploy to make you need to buy it again since it broke?

    • @ylwolfy
      @ylwolfy Před 2 lety +2

      It totally had nothing to do with an ever increasing level of drunkenness from absorbing alcohol through the palette and the bottle placed in direct line of arm 😄

  • @c-5921
    @c-5921 Před 3 lety +197

    halfway through the matrix, we see how alcohol can be ingested through sublingual absorption

    • @jamesmcnulty2841
      @jamesmcnulty2841 Před 2 lety +25

      Aha yes! the alcohol permeability of oral epithelium.
      And unfortunately we all know the other creative ways folks " ingest" booze.

    • @calebnation6155
      @calebnation6155 Před 2 lety

      James McNulty any mucosal membrane will absorb! Snort it, vaginally, anally, SL, Buccal…. All technically effective for getting drugs into the system

    • @operatorchakkoty4257
      @operatorchakkoty4257 Před rokem +6

      @@jamesmcnulty2841 Late, but...I heard about a couple teenagers (or young men, it was vage) who had the incredibly BRIGHT idea to put alcohol in a vape. This was years ago, when vaping hadn't yet been assigned to another ostracized part of society, like beanies to hipsters or gold chains to rappers.
      The ethanol went directly into their blood through their lungs and it was BAD.
      I can't remember it clearly enough, but they were either hospitalized or fucking died.

    • @CamiloCienfuegosStan
      @CamiloCienfuegosStan Před rokem

      @@operatorchakkoty4257 fuck me dizzy, that’s awful

  • @joegeomancer6978
    @joegeomancer6978 Před 3 lety +59

    I would love to see a MULE MATRIX with a lineup of vodkas and ginger beers. i feel it would be interesting to see what the different vodkas (that are supposed to be exactly the same but we know they aren't due to the tasting game episode) would bring to the table as well as see some of Greg's opinions on the other ginger beers out there besides reeds. Not to mention it fits the alliterative naming scheme.

  • @felonyx5123
    @felonyx5123 Před 3 lety +77

    The spit bucket makes a whole lot more sense knowing Greg takes comically oversized monster sips. 28 sips for me would be what, 3 or 4 cocktails? Bit much over a short period but not that crazy. 28 of what he measured would be madness.

    • @xander1052
      @xander1052 Před 3 lety +8

      It makes sense both ways. 3-4 cocktails is still a lot before taking extra comparing sips into account. The spit bucket is a thing also for non alcoholic drinks like coffee to make you not get super hyper.

    • @RM19061
      @RM19061 Před 2 lety +5

      Well at a previous episode he made the mistake to not use a bucket , and it went terribly wrong for him

    • @RealGlowup
      @RealGlowup Před rokem +2

      @@RM19061 I was shocked when he did the math of how much at minimum he could have drank … but now seeing this episode, and him actually confirming how large his casual sip is … how did he not die during that Manhattan matrix!??? THATS SO MUCH ALCOHOL 😢 I hope he didn’t have to go to the hospital! I wouldn’t be surprised if he did.

  • @vicg2652
    @vicg2652 Před 3 lety +82

    “I’m trying to imagine it’s a really hot day, like it’s 95”.
    Greetings from Sacramento, where it’s currently 109! 95 sounds nice.

    • @DarthUmbra
      @DarthUmbra Před 3 lety +13

      Howdy from Phoenix where it's about 118.

    • @birdrocket
      @birdrocket Před 3 lety +9

      @@DarthUmbra Phoenix should not exist. It is a monument to man’s arrogance

    • @charliedickson1443
      @charliedickson1443 Před 3 lety +2

      @@DarthUmbra humidity makes it way worse tho, I’d rather it be 118 and dry than 100 and humid

    • @applecrow8
      @applecrow8 Před 3 lety +3

      Its 94 now in Texas, but our electrical grid is only setup for the 80's.

    • @schuylerhansard1486
      @schuylerhansard1486 Před 3 lety +2

      Sammeeeee bro here in fresno:(

  • @scottnieradka6836
    @scottnieradka6836 Před 3 lety +81

    But... Fortaleza and dry curacao won the fortaleza, but you compared going forward with the cointreau...

    • @JohannesWiberg
      @JohannesWiberg Před 3 lety +16

      Yeah that really screwed with me. Perhaps you ought to take some quick notes when doing a matrix? Because now it kind of made the comparison slanted, you never went back to the one you initally called the best one so we don't know whether that was your favorite.
      I mean, it's hardly life or death, but that was kinda the point of the video...

    • @bjornneuhauser6636
      @bjornneuhauser6636 Před 3 lety

      @@JohannesWiberg fucking håller med mannen unsubba kappa

    • @rayreyes4852
      @rayreyes4852 Před 3 lety +4

      Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that 😄

    • @blubaru73
      @blubaru73 Před 3 lety +2

      I was looking to make same comment. Feel like the whole thing got lost because he kept going back to cointreau instead of the Curacao for comparison.

    • @brianzadorozny4605
      @brianzadorozny4605 Před 3 lety +5

      Yup. Was reviewing the comments for exactly this. Unfortunate it was the first one so everything else was messed up. Better do it all over again Greg!

  • @ViktoriousDead
    @ViktoriousDead Před 3 lety +49

    It’s the middle of the year; it’d be cool to see you do a “favorite” drink of yours from each season to ring in the middle of the year. Spring, summer, autumn, winter. I’d love to see it!

    • @jwdory
      @jwdory Před rokem

      That is a great idea for a few shows!

  • @garlandgreene2220
    @garlandgreene2220 Před 3 lety +95

    So… in my vast experience with margaritas. I found that the limes themselves have a big impact. It depends on the ripeness and how sweet or tart the individual lime is. Just wondering Greg if you squeezed all the lime juice into one container then stirred it up before you made all of those margaritas?

    • @nPeregrine1
      @nPeregrine1 Před 3 lety +34

      They had the lime juice bottle in the shot accidentally after the break so it seems like that’s how they did it

    • @ozymandias3456
      @ozymandias3456 Před 2 lety +2

      @@nPeregrine1 where do you see that?

    • @noodlekeeper5150
      @noodlekeeper5150 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ozymandias3456 23:16

    • @ozymandias3456
      @ozymandias3456 Před 2 lety +2

      @@noodlekeeper5150 thanks, I thought I was looking for like a plastic bottle of ore squeezed juice and was shocked Greg would do that haha

  • @davidwilson6577
    @davidwilson6577 Před 3 lety +52

    I'd guess Greg got about as drunk as he was half way through the Manhattan video. That's about the right level of hilariously drunk.

  • @bradyb9929
    @bradyb9929 Před 3 lety +66

    As a former college binge drinker - yes Jose Cuervo was the party tequila of choice.
    Usually was the gold handle though.

    • @Neotenico
      @Neotenico Před 3 lety +6

      In recent years, Sauza and Margaritaville have become the go-to's around my campus because it's usually a few dollars less per handle.

    • @VelvetTeacake
      @VelvetTeacake Před 3 lety +17

      Oh yes, Gold Jose Cuervo has an absolutely trashed reputation as anything other than a bottle full of regret.

    • @bradyb9929
      @bradyb9929 Před 3 lety +8

      @@VelvetTeacake gold Cuervo was sold at every gas station and liquor store in Iowa city. Great horrible stuff

    • @angelah9745
      @angelah9745 Před 3 lety +5

      Cuervo is why I quit tequila. One whiff of it and my liver starts screaming "oh hell naw!"

    • @AM-hf9kk
      @AM-hf9kk Před 2 lety +1

      Jose is definitely the choice for someone that doesn't know better. Always tasted like caramel syrup to me... El Jimador is the same price with better taste.

  • @willstout5988
    @willstout5988 Před 2 lety +6

    The way the tasting notes fights with Greg is honestly great writing :D

  • @ianposh4852
    @ianposh4852 Před 3 lety +12

    These matrix episodes are fascinating, and look like a ton of work. Thanks for putting in the time

  • @kevinbradley8800
    @kevinbradley8800 Před 3 lety +26

    A rum and cola matrix could be fun, especially considering different regional colas or even homemade cola.

  • @5illyM00se
    @5illyM00se Před 3 lety +18

    Greg's face on the thumbnail tho 😂 it's like he's having a flashback to the rye and vermouth ep

  • @esme011
    @esme011 Před 2 lety +2

    I love the descriptions of taste notes…petrochemical, burning tires, and bile stood out above the cotton candy and bubblegum. Great episode

  • @xXAnEmptyShellXx
    @xXAnEmptyShellXx Před 3 lety +11

    Yes to the Dry Martini matrix!
    Also, I just want to say that the lighting in this looks so good! It’s been a bit blown out since COVID, but this feels like a pre-COVID video with it being a bit more balanced and not as saturated. It makes me even more excited for the next HTD episode!

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth Před 2 lety

      Correlating harsh lighting to COVID reminds me of how the cinematography in Z Nation would radically change in each season as the nature of the disaster in the show changed. More recent videos are darker and more saturated, I guess to mark the Omicron story arc.

  • @EvolutionMedia29
    @EvolutionMedia29 Před 3 lety +52

    Oh yah dude a Martini matrix would be fantastic - I'd just be weary about that leading you down a rabbit hole of every other 'classic' cocktail - an Old Fashioned matrix could be hell - comparing syrups, to sugar cubes, to different kinds of whisk(e)y, and different types of citrus peels etc...

    • @howtodrink
      @howtodrink  Před 3 lety +43

      I feel like an OF matrix kinda misses the point though, the deal with an OF is that it shows off the whiskey, there’s no perfect version, they’re all perfect.

    • @curiouswand
      @curiouswand Před 3 lety +2

      I think an Old Fashioned matrix would work similarly to the margarita. Bourbons or Ryes in one row, sweeteners or bitters in another. Stay with ango bitters or your preferred sweetener, depending on what you're comparing in the matrix, and orange peel to control the experiment.

    • @brennanclement8582
      @brennanclement8582 Před 3 lety +1

      Seconded for martini matrix!

    • @ryans4230
      @ryans4230 Před 2 lety +1

      @@howtodrink Keep the whiskey the same and swap out sweeteners and bitters? See which combo shows off the whiskey in the best way?
      Put the bottles in front of the glasses too! We see the drink when you lift it, you avoid any more breaks, and we get to see what to look for when we shop.

    • @Jojirius
      @Jojirius Před 2 lety

      ​@@howtodrink I said this in a comment to the video too, but an OF matrix is actually the only one that made enough of a difference for our bar training to account for it (we did it for Margaritas, Martinis, and Manhattans, but the end results weren't conclusive enough to alter our well whiskeys or to alter our training).
      Copy-pasted from my comment:
      I'd be really interested in an Old Fashioned Matrix.
      Muddled w/ white sugar, muddled w/ demerara sugar, unmuddled w/ white sugar (simple syrup), unmuddled w/ demerara sugar (demerara syrup), across 2 wheated bourbons, 2 high-rye bourbons, and maybe even 2 ryes.
      The reason I ask is that the bar I work at gives us 2 different well bourbons to use, and we use different bourbons depending on if the guest want a muddled or unmuddled Old-Fashioned. We're also trained to use white granulated sugar for our muddled drinks, but demerara syrup for our unmuddled drinks. It'd be interesting to see if you agree with that choice.

  • @leshrac369
    @leshrac369 Před 3 lety +43

    As for matrixes, I have many friends who would love a Negroni Matrix. Especially with how few ingredients are in a Negroni.

    • @OrloTheM3D1C
      @OrloTheM3D1C Před 3 lety +2

      take 1.5 gin. 3/4 cocchi di torino, .5 campari. for a spin

    • @It-b-Blair
      @It-b-Blair Před 3 lety +2

      @@OrloTheM3D1C which gin? They vary so much...

    • @Jojirius
      @Jojirius Před 2 lety

      @@It-b-Blair any gin that has cassia bark and nutmeg, especially nutmeg, in the botanical bill will really amplify see those notes amplified, so that is typically my way of picking, if I had to "optimize" a gin.
      So...Portobello Road, Hayman's, Oxley, Citadelle would all be great.
      And of those I'd prob predict Oxley is the best tho I've never done a side-by-side, just because it's the highest proof and thus least watered...and thus best able to stand up to the ingredients in play.

  • @PhatTrumpet2
    @PhatTrumpet2 Před 3 lety +40

    I'll never understand why so many people want their tequila to taste like cotton candy. I splurged on a decanter of Clase Azul Reposado after seeing a bunch of stellar reviews. The stuff tastes like vanilla cotton candy with the faintest hint of agave. Casamigos Reposado was similarly disappointing.

    • @harrisonsmith345
      @harrisonsmith345 Před 3 lety +11

      Both of those are additive tequilas

    • @poisonmantis4191
      @poisonmantis4191 Před 3 lety +11

      a lot of people dont like how alcohol tastes. its why a lot of cocktails are designed to mask a lot of the alcohol flavor

    • @jdgarcia718
      @jdgarcia718 Před 2 lety +5

      Different cultures have a different idea of what is tasty, to be honest a lot of Americans enjoy week drinks or softer sweeter flavour, not as similar as Mexicans will like. What can be disgusting to me is probably delicious to you. Also tequila should have some delicious herbal and agave notes, first time hearing “bubblegum” and “cotton candy” taste notes.. so either those are additives or just a different way to express flavour notes.

    • @aromaladyellie
      @aromaladyellie Před 2 lety +1

      If I had to guess, it could be less that the tequila itself has cotton candy flavouring, and more something *in* the tequila reacts with something in other drinks to make it have that effect. Because I imagine by itself, the tequilas probably taste roughly the same. I don't know, I don't drink and will never touch tequila after finding out the hand sanitizer we had to use for two years smelled exactly like tequila, which apparently smells like rancid tootsie rolls.

  • @sconemistress4289
    @sconemistress4289 Před 3 lety +17

    So glad you started the spit bucket. I was legit worried for you during the Manhattan matrix. I would love to see you do this with the Aviation cocktail.

  • @jesseh4259
    @jesseh4259 Před 3 lety +39

    It said on the screen "Fortalez winner: Dry Curacao" but you kept saying Cointreau.

    • @markvtri4321
      @markvtri4321 Před 3 lety +9

      He also talked like he liked the Dry Curaçao better than the rest when he tasted the Fortaleza group. Maybe he forgot what he liked best, or wanted to talk up Cointreau?

    • @Krahnin
      @Krahnin Před 3 lety +5

      I thought I was going crazy. Had to rewind and make sure. Triple check in the comments lol.

    • @frusciantenc
      @frusciantenc Před 3 lety

      Next matrix should be gin and tonic

  • @jackdidathing3716
    @jackdidathing3716 Před 3 lety +51

    Istg when I saw “Margarita mix” I got flashbacks to good ole “Gloria” brand, which is the most scary bottled mix, because that shit tasted like Gatorade. It was scarily sweet, couldn’t detect any alcohol whatsoever.

    • @redtexan7053
      @redtexan7053 Před 3 lety +2

      Gloria puts you out so fucking fast. That almost soda pop flavor profile has no idea how much you’re drinking until it’s already way too late.

    • @jono6379
      @jono6379 Před 3 lety

      Sounds like the costco mix.. really sweet and no alcohol taste.

    • @jackdidathing3716
      @jackdidathing3716 Před 3 lety +1

      @@redtexan7053 exactly! Here’s an experiment for the next holiday or whenever you have margarita mix on hand, put lemon lime Gatorade and Gloria right next to each other, in unmarked solo cups, and try to figure out which is which.
      The funny part is, it’s always going to be a 50/50 because they taste exactly the same!

  • @Puhdull
    @Puhdull Před 2 lety +2

    "Surprise tire fire" is a legendary tasting note, thank you for that.

  • @LizzBowlen
    @LizzBowlen Před 3 lety +25

    Me texting everyone I know who watches HTD: Oh god. OH GOD. He did it AGAIN.

  • @jeremybuckets
    @jeremybuckets Před 3 lety +11

    17:38 the "d" is silent in "grand" as it's a masculine adjective. So if you lop off the "d" on your mid-Atlantic pronunciation that's essentially correct. You would pronounce the "d" if the adjective modified a feminine noun, as in "grande vérité". Note the "e" after the "d", which indicates that the "d" will be vocalized.

  • @Mars_architects_bali
    @Mars_architects_bali Před 3 lety +21

    Don’t like margaritas.. but love the scientific method!

  • @jonathanzj620
    @jonathanzj620 Před rokem +1

    Margaritas absolutely don't need a "sweet note". Totally agree! Too often it's included and not disclosed.

  • @chadhamel8707
    @chadhamel8707 Před 3 lety +4

    Love these matrix episodes. Even with spitting, it’s just this decent into madness as Greg is in front of the camera for such a long time and I am here for it.

  • @skywardshield5477
    @skywardshield5477 Před 3 lety +20

    You should do an episode on the Jägerita. I know, it sounds like a mistake, but it's genuinely brilliant.

  • @jonathonstokes2918
    @jonathonstokes2918 Před 3 lety

    One of my favorite episodes you’ve ever done, Greg! Keep it up 👍🏻

  • @Zunip182
    @Zunip182 Před rokem

    Man, i cant tell you how much i love these matrix episodes. Thank god your filming beacuse doing this in person would be impossible to try a recollect except the top two and bottom two.

  • @lesliedausey
    @lesliedausey Před 3 lety +3

    This is perfect timing as we are getting stuff to make margaritas this weekend! Taking my notes with me to the liquor store!

  • @christopherdecock703
    @christopherdecock703 Před 3 lety +16

    Well guess I have to pick up a bottle of Casamigos. Seems like every show here makes my collection grow. A whiskey sour matrix would be great.

    • @jellez280
      @jellez280 Před 3 lety

      But that wouldn't be a matrix, right? Just a line...

    • @christopherdecock703
      @christopherdecock703 Před 3 lety

      @@jellez280 that is a good point. I guess it could have different whiskey on one row then the other be different recipes

    • @keithchristian487
      @keithchristian487 Před 3 lety +1

      Seriously, just no. They use a diffuser, its all branding.

    • @kimberleestiens
      @kimberleestiens Před 3 lety

      Casamigos is one of the best blanco tequilas I've ever had, and tequila is my favorite liquor. I don't think Keith's comment here is accurate; I mean maybe they use a diffuser (whatever that is) but my understanding is that it's a blend of several tequilas, iterated through lots and lots of mixing and tasting. It's wonderful IMO.

  • @pride6438
    @pride6438 Před 3 lety

    glad to hear you are getting the crew back!
    lovely episode as always

  • @blaforet25
    @blaforet25 Před 3 lety +41

    Greg: I don't put sweetener in my margaritas.
    Also Greg: these are all too tart.

  • @khaaaaaaaaaannn
    @khaaaaaaaaaannn Před 3 lety +5

    I think the most important reason to have a spittoon is because if you didn't, the drinks would get progressively nicer until you reached your favourite right at the end.

  • @bldomingo
    @bldomingo Před 3 lety +6

    Who knew that the orange liquor comparison vid would evolve into the margarita matrix?

  • @sirHobs
    @sirHobs Před 3 lety

    Keep at it, Greg. Love the info and the way you break down your tasting notes!

  • @KT-yw1ip
    @KT-yw1ip Před 3 lety +2

    Daiquiri would be a cool matrix. Cheers!

  • @SmellyBodega
    @SmellyBodega Před 3 lety +11

    A "Testing every possible Margarita | How to Drink | Reposado Remix" would be PRETTY RAD if i do say so myself

  • @ghost64626
    @ghost64626 Před 3 lety +11

    Eventually I would like to see a matrix of Gin and Tonic and one of Whiskey Sour

    • @jellez280
      @jellez280 Před 3 lety

      Already commented it once, but here I go again (although I might be wrong?): Wouldn't a whiskey sour matrix just be a line? Instead of a full square matrix

    • @ghost64626
      @ghost64626 Před 3 lety

      @@jellez280 yeah I realized how pointless my comment was shortly after posting it but forgot to delete it

    • @jellez280
      @jellez280 Před 3 lety

      @@ghost64626 ahaha no problem

  • @MO-dj5br
    @MO-dj5br Před 3 lety

    This is a good one, I like this concept and have been wondering what is best for a while. Thanks for doing the hard work!

  • @Franciscoxds
    @Franciscoxds Před 2 lety +1

    4oz of 100% Agave tequila
    2oz of lime juice
    1oz of agave nectar
    1oz of fresh orange juice
    a lil salt to taste and garnish with orange peel or orange bitters
    My favorite drink in the world

  • @Legiondude
    @Legiondude Před 3 lety +10

    TFW $50 tequila(Julio and Patron) pair the best with dirt cheap Triple Sec

    • @beebobox
      @beebobox Před 2 měsíci

      Two meh tequilaa deserve nothing better.
      Only good tequila on the roster is fortaleza.

  • @siege2928
    @siege2928 Před 3 lety +10

    I love the thought that the spit bucket is there, and probably used, but never actually see him spitting it out so he's getting absolutely sloshed 🤣

    • @dazykuri
      @dazykuri Před 3 lety +1

      No man he got hammered in the Manhattan one so I think he learned his lesson

    • @someone16234
      @someone16234 Před 3 lety

      You can hear by the end how much heavier it is when he puts it down

    • @Markmywords803
      @Markmywords803 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol yes such a waste to spit ‘em out but I think he is editing to spare us seeing it.

    • @mydogeatspuke
      @mydogeatspuke Před 2 lety

      He was definitely using it, but you don't need to swallow alcohol to absorb it. Just having it in your mouth will still get into your blood stream. Not as much, obviously, but with as many drinks as he tried, he still very clearly got drunk. If he had swallowed instead of spit, he would have been on the floor instead of merry.

  • @ismellstatic
    @ismellstatic Před 2 lety +1

    I adore how much of a classic movie nerd Greg is. Mid-Atlantic, pre-code, he sounds like my dad and I love it

  • @whip8
    @whip8 Před 3 lety

    Love the data analysis approach to drinking.

  • @AriKona
    @AriKona Před 3 lety +7

    I remember making Margaritas with Herradura (the one High Times said had "a mild hallucinatory effect"), Triple Sec and lots of limes. In the late 70's, we didn't get out much, but we did get to Nogales, Mexico to buy the tequila, though. (Wasn't imported back then.) About $4 a bottle.

    • @bridgetcooney5085
      @bridgetcooney5085 Před 3 lety

      I really like Herradura. It has an interesting almost chocolate finish.

  • @techman3420
    @techman3420 Před 3 lety +7

    I would love to see two of my favorite drinks put through the matrix:
    The roots daiquiri, which would be easy as the only real variable would be the rum so you could do various ages and origin countries or styles.
    And the hurricane, which you could use the two variables of rum and the fassionola or the various substitutes for the fasdionola used in hurricanes today.

  • @ergobibamus4409
    @ergobibamus4409 Před 3 lety

    I really like the idea of matrix drinking. Now I have a plan for the weekend. Thx mate.

  • @mutecommercials
    @mutecommercials Před 3 lety

    This is good research, thank you for your service.

  • @ringsystemmusic
    @ringsystemmusic Před 3 lety +123

    “Unwanted Banama” sounds like the name of either a swing band of sex educators or an MTF punk band.

  • @kelzbelz313
    @kelzbelz313 Před 3 lety +9

    With the week I’ve had 28 margaritas sounds just right.

  • @jordanasalvemini1465
    @jordanasalvemini1465 Před 3 lety

    Been waiting for more margarita and tequila content. Love it!!!!!

  • @therealndo
    @therealndo Před 3 lety

    These are like master classes. Thanks!

  • @ozymandias3456
    @ozymandias3456 Před 3 lety +3

    Matrix Ideas
    - Martini
    - Gin & Tonic
    - Sidecar (I think this is probably the most popular daisy after the Margarita seeing as the white lady doesn't get the love it deserves)
    - Dark n' Stormy (if you want to risk that copyrighted recipe)
    - Negroni
    - Bee's Knees (testing the brand of gin vs types of honey would be fun)
    - Penicillin thiugh testing Scotch and Islay scotch would be expensive
    - New York Sour

  • @flopus7
    @flopus7 Před 3 lety +6

    "Unwanted banana"
    Flashbacks to the summer camp incident

  • @wawadu2117
    @wawadu2117 Před 3 lety

    This show makes me so happy and I don't think I could count the amount of times i've gone back to like an episode... right after I just liked it.

  • @connormcsweeney9489
    @connormcsweeney9489 Před 3 lety

    I genuinely love these matrix episodes

  • @MrTimsfilms
    @MrTimsfilms Před 3 lety +3

    I’m a bit of simple after tasting in my Margarita kind of guy, because lime strength can really vary so that bit of simple can really balance things.

  • @kirnm
    @kirnm Před 3 lety +19

    I WAS LITERALLY SINGING MARGARITAVILLE SECONDS BEFORE THIS WAS POSTED, GREG. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING??

  • @Michael253
    @Michael253 Před 3 lety

    Yes please; a dry martini matrix would be awesome. Thanks for all the wonderful content.

  • @eversmithlegacy7414
    @eversmithlegacy7414 Před 3 lety

    First time watcher, i love your videos after this one i went and watched more, my favourit are the game ones and your own creations, they are exciting and brings a fun aspect into the world i never knew exsited ^^, much love to you!

  • @jimbojazz96
    @jimbojazz96 Před 3 lety +5

    Should have gone with Siete Leguas instead of Patrón. In the 90s, Patrón was made at the Siete Leguas distillery to be sold in the U.S. but in the early 2000s the companies had a falling out (lawsuits included) and now Patrón has its own distillery and is distinctly stripped of the flavor it built its reputation on.

  • @d3ada5tronaut
    @d3ada5tronaut Před 2 lety +3

    the bubblegum cotton candy flavours you mention I tend to refer to very firmly as birthday cake flavour. Specifically that, because that very specific 'birthday cake' flavour just somehow fits it perfectly

    • @TheNoNotReally
      @TheNoNotReally Před 2 lety +1

      Yup, birthday cake or cake mix is a very common tasting note in additive-heavy tequilas like casamigos.

  • @Darth_Meow
    @Darth_Meow Před 3 lety

    Love the matrix format. Keep it up.

  • @NeutronicalGaming
    @NeutronicalGaming Před 2 lety

    matrix episodes are very informative, it's really interesting to hear the differences in brands just go easy on it haha!

  • @joelsexton4434
    @joelsexton4434 Před 3 lety +3

    I feel like you need some 50% agave syrup to pair with the dry curacao or cointreau otherwise they are incomplete. The triplesec has sweetness already so the margaritas with it are better balanced.

  • @TimeSpaceWormsNow
    @TimeSpaceWormsNow Před 3 lety +11

    Cloomquila sounds like the pervy uncle of the chinchilla.

  • @rafaelcaballero4750
    @rafaelcaballero4750 Před 3 lety

    Tank you for this interesting episode of Margarita Matrix, it's very educational for beginners like me.

  • @user-fz3jv3gh8l
    @user-fz3jv3gh8l Před 6 měsíci

    my dudes, this is my favorite hang! period

  • @jacksonroe6034
    @jacksonroe6034 Před 3 lety +23

    For your safety I must urge you against these Matrix vids, but I love em 😂

    • @CalebBaker500
      @CalebBaker500 Před 3 lety

      He addressed safety in a previous video. It's fine now.

    • @JohnKelly2
      @JohnKelly2 Před 3 lety

      He's sitting, not swallowing

  • @Alex_Martin_
    @Alex_Martin_ Před 3 lety +5

    This is really interesting, Espalone Cointreau is my go to margarita. But I am on of those islay scotch people so maybe I just can't taste the rubber notes he is. Different palettes are fascinating.

    • @snaccmuffin9491
      @snaccmuffin9491 Před 3 lety +1

      I personally always go with Espolón and Dry Curacao and I always love it, same with my wife who really doesnt like those harsher notes like you get in Mezcal. Maybe he just got an off batch?

  • @tomassanchez376
    @tomassanchez376 Před rokem

    Love how you can actually see the change in texture after shaking, from the text to the practice

  • @johnandrewserranogarcia7223

    I love these matrix videos. A Martini matrix would be great!

  • @shir0449
    @shir0449 Před 3 lety +8

    Suggestion to put a compilation of him spitting into the bucket every time at the end because I think that would be funny

  • @kienesel7
    @kienesel7 Před 3 lety +4

    Greg: Oh here I go making mistakes again!

  • @bryceha7640
    @bryceha7640 Před 2 lety +1

    I 100% agree on unsweetened!

  • @Llamacowking99
    @Llamacowking99 Před 3 lety +1

    Love the matrices, this is a great format and thankful that you have a way to do it without nearly killing yourself. As a heads up keep short bottles on your left because you don't watch your left arm like you do your right. Also don't put broken glass in a spot you already hit?

  • @caesar619
    @caesar619 Před 3 lety +4

    Yay first.
    Commenting for the algorithm. Looking forward to watching. It is the perfect weekend for margaritas.

  • @addisonmorton2348
    @addisonmorton2348 Před 3 lety +8

    Jose Cuervo Traditional is also 100% agave for like 3 bucks more than Gold

    • @808bax2
      @808bax2 Před 3 lety

      It’s made with a diffuser though, which you want to stay away from.

  • @yuzo5630
    @yuzo5630 Před 3 lety +1

    it would be cool to overlay a grid table and show us your favorite combinations! always fun to watch

  • @cohaye12
    @cohaye12 Před 3 lety

    I love these types of shows please do more. I’d love to see martini gin vs dry vermouth, also a boulevardier or Negroni matrix where you keep Campari constant