FE: Fates - Choose a Side! (April 1st Direct Parody)
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- čas přidán 4. 09. 2015
- A parody of THAT CERTAIN MEME that spawned the day of the April 1st Direct.
K. So I actually began making this on the day of the Direct (Y'know, back when they didn't change Kamui's name to CORRIN, HNNGGGG). But I couldn't think of anything clever until after I ran across this image: knowyourmeme.com/photos/942197... , and then that's when I decided it would be about.
So this took a bit longer than expected... I guess it's because I actually put effort and stuff into it. Well, Eric's Quest had effort in it too, but , let's face it: we all know what was wrong with Eric's Quest. That's been completely fixed here.
Speaking of which, shoutout to these people who were able to put up with my shit:
ShadyVox - Kamui
ShadowPuppyVA (The real MVP) - Ryoma
CubixFails - Marx
BreeFaith - Hinoka (Sometimes I like to pretend I'm subtle with my character comparisons. This time I wasn't.)
Rina-Chan - Elise and Camilla
MUSIC USED (In Order):
Dreaming of Food - Kirby Super Star
Taurus Demon - Dark Souls
Ganondorf Battle - Zelda: Ocarina of Time
S-Trip - Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
"But Frederick, it's nearly dark!" - Fire Emblem Awakening
Burning Fury - Senran Kagura Burst - Zábava
Thank you all so much for 1 million views! This was the first video I ever made to reach that and it really means a lot to me to see this little project get so popular! ❤
Obsidian Wasp you did it
Coco Bandicoot: *O N I I - C H A N !!!*
Obsidian Wasp I remember when I first watched this video like so long ago lol
Congratz on such a successful video!
Germanator6000 MF same like i remember waiting for fates forever (cause nintendo hates the eu)
gold dust Yeah I remember watching it before Fates came out here in the U.S. since it came out in February and not the year before like Japan.
Corrin Obviously forgot the third and fourth choice:
Third. Go rogue and choose no one
Fourth. Join the battle in smash. And ditch both sides.
rose SKERRETT definitely chose the fourth side
rose SKERRETT wait wait..... u can go rogue and kill everyone? ( I've nvr played fire emblem)
Mr. Ordinary Fan it's more like you just... ditch.
or could'a just sorta walked off
abscond the fuck out of there without a word
gone
from what I saw in Pintrest, theres a fifth option: Seppuku
He chose Smash, actually.
+Derpy Takumi Fight me
+Sidar Erdem yes
+Tonyair Its canon
he has to fight all the horrible miis named Sonic, Goku, and all the Dads
good we dont need that terrible lord in our series
Rule #1 of Fates: always go with the side that has the ones you want to bang...or go Revelations because you can't make decisions and you want to bang everyone. All are viable options =D
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dangercats77 OK but Scarlet tho
I CHOOSE HOSHIDO FOR KADE- Oh.
Well except Mr. Old night guy because plot
Or just say “Fuck it” and join smash
the whole second dad line is actually pretty accurate.
Wouldn't it be closer to thrid or fourth?
If it’s a metaphor Sense he’s adopted
"He... he seriously... left his OWN FAMILY, just to be in... S... SUPER SMASH BROTHERS?!!!"
I don't blame him. Both of those sides seemed pretty messed up in the head
More like Corrin chooses to.. SMASH with Camilla am i right ?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
VThePunisher Really_nigga.mp4
+Obsidian Wasp I'm sure you would if you were him( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
VThePunisher But... but Hinoka...
Who else rewinds the vid just so they can see the Takumi flop?
+RainbowHoodie me
It's gotten to the point where I go on miiverse on the 3ds and just type takumi plop whenever I see a pic of him
can someone make a gif of that?
uh huh, this my sh#t, all the girls stomp your feet like this.
you... do know he made a 6 sec vid on his second channel? i guess you'd know if you had annotations on :/
I love how falling Takumi is actually one of the biggest accidental foreshadow after all those years
Huh
@@nekogamer2508 final chapter of conquest be like
@@bomberryjones5949 damn
"Who wrote this crap?" xD
ikr I laugh every time I see this shit lmao!! xd ;D
Your step-Onii-chan did.
Timeturner SHUT IT HATER
Itz Lucina uhh that's actually a quote from the video.
Itz Lucina also it's called elitist.
"I know right? What's even sadder is that, apparently, that's his sister."
R.I.P. Lobster Man
Who wrote this crap?
- Background Person
That's not his Sister by blood they were just raised together and she likes him as a Man and is obsessed with him apparently so Ryoma was wrong ;)
+Harry Christofi Thank you for explaining the joke.
+tsukinoakuma Well sorry I'm just so Glad she's not Corrin's biological Sister so that I can buy Conquest and marry them because.....Reasons ( Big Tits ) ;)
+Sidar Erdem I don't think I'll ever have such a real life dilemma but come on not all women have Big Tits and if I ever find one I'm gonna snatch her and not let her go lol
"You know Hinoka, maybe Kamui would not have left if your chest was even SLIGHTLY bigger than your younger sister's."
Cannibal Candy Hinoka: Excuse me for being smaller than my little sister!
starwarschic123 Soul Eater reference... awesome!
starwarschic123 Etna and Flonne: "WELL EXCUSE US FOR BEING FLAT!"
Holy crap why are Sakura's barely existent boobs still bigger than Hinoka's?
Hey man thick thighs don't lie
The conversation in the game did kinda say that Xander is like Corrin's second dad since he's the one raising him while he's stuck at the castle. Camilla also carries a Thunder Tome in Conquest, so Obsidian Wasp kinda predicted everything.
All things consudered tough.... isn't Xander like his third dad?
@@rand0mlyhere True, cause of Garon, lol.
@Ascenusk the universe is still the same, Kamui just learns different things in both routes before revelations. Conquest you learn more about the hidden world, and birthright you learn more about Azura.
@@rand0mlyhere More like fourth? Bio Dad is actually the shadow dragon, stepdad was the Hoshido King, Foster Dad was Garon, then got Xander as eldest brother playing Daddy
@@Ladywizard fucking Ceiling dragon
1:12 a meme was then born
Greatest thing I've ever witnessed.
100th like
Amazing
This is why corrin sided with nohr
@@Zero-lv7xe and becouse of all thouse random deads in hosido
ONII-CHANNNNNNNNNNNN
*[ONII-CHAN INTENSIFIES]*
*ONII-CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN*
+HiMyNameIsMaurice "shut up SHUT UP"
*ONIIIIII-CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNN*
HiMyNameIsMaurice AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Boobs is too predictable. Picking Hoshido because I don't want to deal with Takumi's derp wrath.
XD
nah i choose smash because i don't want near elise saying ONII-CHAN then i would say SHUT UP! and takumi's flop would be scary so i choose smash
Just choose both
oniiiichan
Shivery lol
After all this time, I'm only now realizing: Leo, as opposed to every other sibling, did absolutely nothing this while video... what a shame
Brandon Kenas So we can say he is a "wall-tomato"? (bam dum tsk)
That's what he does.
His collar was inside out
Actually out of all the siblings I related to Leo more than the rest of them. I sometimes forget that Hinoka is a character because she was the most irrelevant character in all 3 Fates games. No personality whatsoever.
Kyle Woodowens I think a lot of teens being the middle child could relate to Leo. Hinoka just had no personality and just.. there..
10/10 Takumi
not enough nohrian scum tho.
Drawn so perfectly
Jane Concepcion very accurate to the in-game model if I do say myself
Lobster Lord, or communism?
Sidar Erdem Cuz lobsters hate communism
Sidar Erdem and it's illegal for lobsters to be a part of communism
Sidar Erdem Well go join them
I choose insanity
I chose to piss off communism then convince half of them to join us in the process of killing my people!
love the bounce animation:) - and I like your smear style a lot!
Thanks, Matty! I love your animations!
thanks Wasp, and you gotta make more cartoons- your style warrants its own original series
mattyburrito MB EVERYONE HES ALIVEE
mattyburrito MB EVERYONE IS HERE!!!
I swear to god, Matty is a perfect god of cartoon’s-
When you watch this almost a year later as a throw back the when Fire Emblem Fates was released....
and I still haven't beat Birthright or conquest...
Same here. Instead I decided to fuck everything, and go make a new Avatar because now I'm actually better at making good units.
Squirtle88 I feel the same way
Squirtle88 me too
I very recently beat conquest. honestly, (as long as you don't play phoenix mode) if you wanna beat conquest even on normal difficulty you're gonna have to either have played a different fire emblem before or have knowledge of the usefulness of at least some of the units prior to playing it, since you're pretty much fucked late-game if you invested the limited EXP into the wrong units.
Actually, if you get the DLC, you can grind for EXP and gold even in conquest. It's really cheap too (~$5 for both)
1:04 “Oh yeah? Well I’m like his second dad!”
THAT AND THE REST OF THE NOHR FAMILY’S REACTIONS KILLED ME.
I don't get it
1:13 Takumi faints 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@sonicfan9588 uh-huh, this my shit! All girls don't feel like this!
@@JoelJernbergPalm i think he is implying that he hit dat on Mikoto. Meaning incest.
I love takumi in this oh my god
+Riley Ratliff YAS #TakumiPlop
+Beybladestar fdet #takumi plop
takumi is best poorly drawn waifu
+Tunuper Hes the only one who doesnt trust you immediately jesus fuck
Its ok. I just dont like that most initially dont like Takumi only because hes immune to Corrins Mary Suenness
Anyone else see the words "Johnny Test" in white when Ryoma offers his hand to Corrin?
I saw it too lol.
WHIP CRACK.MP4
yes. czcams.com/video/7hxIi8j3QR0/video.html
Me
Kamui's missing out on Kagero and Orochi.
Right
peri tho.
I though Camilla was the titty monster of the game... until I paid attention to Kagero, that's it. Damn, those are huge!
Nah man Charlotte is da bomb dot com
ChickenHat
He always have Peach, Palutena and Samus in Smash
Welcome back.
Oi
do you wonder if anyone comes to fap to the camilla moment?
Typhlosionplays They probably do but I mean, hey, go for it.
Obsidian Wasp may you please say why you closed off the comments section of this video for a time.
Welp, I guess it's time to say goodbye to me writing this comment.
+John Frank There were spoilers everywhere
"Thunder Tits"
Hyperdimension Neptunia X Fire Emblem Chromfirmed :D
+TheNintendoflare I'd love to see that xD
+TheNintendoflare Maybe when they finally release Shin Megami Tensei X Fire Emblem....
Why are we not funding this
I don't know Tokyo Mirage Sessions is very like Hyperdimension Neptunia
While you were reading my name I stole your memes AND HYPERDIMENSION CAME FIRST
When in a frustrating situation...pick the boobs. The good ones
Hoshido shoulda just called in Kagero
Bobby Blob and Orochi
Then Nohr calls in Peri and Charlotte... Ok I think I made it worse
But Nohr has Niles tho xD
My dude don't even get me started😂
Fire puppies Peri is lame.
Let's be real, we all chose Conquest for the same reason
Daniel Mendoza i chose conquest because of Leo🌚🙌🏻
I chose Conquest because of Dark Souls induced masochism. Unfortunately for me however, i'm not much of a strategist so that turned out to be a much more painful experience than i expected..
Stephani De Leon MY brother is 24 and his name is Leo, cuz there is 3 Reasons I joined Nohr : Took a survey on Nintendo.com of fire emblem fates and told me to put in my personalities and I got Nohr. 2. There is a guy named Leo in the game 3. Camilla was the "Tie Breaker". BTW I'm a boy
Daniel Mendoza For Keaton?? Yup totally
SVC_ Gamer yeah, the difficulty
How it is for me is
"He...he seriously......LEFT his OWN FAMILY, just because...ELISE IS AN ADORABLE CINNAMON ROLL?"
OMG TAKUMI IS SO DERPY IM DYING
I love ... him ... smh
Meanwhile Leo is like "what's going on I was high af
His sister...but not by blood, wink wink!
😏
+Naina Dhaliwal Seriously though, you can romance members of your adopted family!
+Daniel Tobin I find it really weird but...I'm fine with it.
Da0
Doesn't matter, you can marry of actual family, and it's more than a little weird.
1:12
For infinite Takumi plop
+Anna Scruton czcams.com/video/nUDg0wo939Q/video.html This is for you
*Keeping a straight face until Tamaki falls on his face* Bwahahahaha!!!
Corrin:But as I'm told that I am the ocean's gray waves!
Here's what I was expecting (SPOILER ALERT WARNING)
Xander: Join us, you're clearly responsible for murdering their queen and mother, plus Takumi is currently aiming his yumi at you. *Takumi's attack misses*
Ryouma: Join us, we must end the wrath of King Garon and avenge those who he murdered in the name of justice.
Corrin: ... uhhh ... is that a manakete
Xander: Where?
Ryouma: Huh?
*Corrin punches Xander, steals his horse and leaves the battlefield*
Ryouma: Hah, Hoshido it is then ... I'm sure he's going to rally our remaining troops in the reserve.
Xander: He clearly ditched us.
Ryouma: Damn it! Well I guess we'll just randomly slash each other until the plot progresses.
Xander: Meh, my weekend plans were canceled because of this war.
Felicia: I'm finally here, what did I miss?
Ryouma: Oh uhhh ... join us and together we'll stop these invading scums from destroying what little we have.
Xander: Return to us and we'll be able to put an end to this war as soon as possible.
Felicia: *Whimper*
It is actually "Ryoma"
Ryoma: guess what? We have this! (Pulls Kagerou) if you choose us, you can be living with breasts without sleeping with your cousin! What do you say?...
Kamui: I don't know anymore. [one year later]
Yes, but:
Spoilers
The ending text says after you become king you don't spend much time together. Whereas Camilla will stay home and dote on her family.
LordOmnissiah Oof
1:28 Dammit Corrin look what you've done, you made the loli cry
Lmfao she obviously is a l o l i
Takumi's words truly did move him. But unfortunately, it was not enough.
And Xander's words really moved Takumi. To the ground 1:10
Family gatherings are certainly chaotic. Right guys?
^This comment. Right here.
Genius.
Thank you, I try. :3
I love whoever voiced Camilla, it was so pretty
yes ^_^
I thought I was alone
It was Rina-chan also known as Kira Buckland. She's an actual voice actress. I think she's even officially voiced some FE characters in Heroes before. She's also the voice actress of Edna from Tales of Zestiria. x3
And now Hinoka and Camilla are in Stone Ocean
Wait seriously?
@@pimpdaddyc7066 the people who did the voices for Camilla and Hinoka are VAs in Stone Ocean dub
@@valordin4395 That's amazing! Who'd they play?
Leo just doesn't care and is impartial to all of this.
Hi roy
You do it for the plot
The plot just happens to be voiced by miyuki sawashiro
Its a win win situation
what was also voiced by miyuki ?
Camilla.
'join smash'
+Corrin Fates Elise: ONI CHAN COME BACK!!! D'X
+Peridot The Homeworld Gem (Peri Senpai) Onii chan is now Nee chan.
Elise: Oni chan became Nee chan???? o.o
Sidar Erdem oh
+Sidar Erdem SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP! :D
I come back to this video every once in a while and 1:12 when takumi falls never fails to make me cry from laugh, seriously. The little noise with it makes it absolutely perfect.
Takumi dead
Everybody remember when Fire Emblem was good?
Me neither!
Firemblemon, pick a version! Discover new enemies! Pay 100$ to get the full experience!(I'm gonna do it anyway) Remember how awesome awakening was! Screw that! NOW HEAR ONIIE-CHAN 4 TIMES IN EACH TRAILER AND 4000 MILLION TIMES IN NOHR VERSION!!!! Screw it I'm Hoshido.
Whirlwind Dragoon
"Screw it I'm Hoshido" Eeeeeeyyyyy me too
Gotta side with best imouto AND best nee-san
+fangtastic - I'm also going to the Hoshido side too (because of lobsters XD)
Yes....I have no memory of fire emblem's golden age.
Only the memory of despair and dilemma.
What if Fire Emblem had Pokemon ( or Digimon ) in it....?
What?
Lobster Walhart is evolving!
*BOOSH*
Congratulations! Your lobster Walhart
evolved into Mega Lobster Ryoma!
and this is why Camilla is best waifu
and this is why I play conquest Like a girl.
mister linux 2 Reasons Why I Joined Nohr : 1. I took a survey on Nintendo.com that told me to put in my personalities and I got Nohr 2. Camilla was the "Tie Breaker"
y-you... YOU DIRTY MINDED PERVERT! Is that the only reason to chose Nohr?! for a sexy waifu?? Like Camilla??
I chose Hoshido because I dislike all of Nohr's royal family, besides Leo. Plus, I just like Hoshido better.
regularflurfy
Because you want no personality and all of the suggestiveness to be your wife?
This got reccomended to me after the Byleth trailer lmao
LMAO takumi's eyes xD
The only reason to join Nohr. That and Prince Leo.
finally someone who understands me but the only problem is takumi or Leon and Camilla?
... Leo is what made me get conquest. (and slight thundertits)
Takumi is what keeps me sane in Birthright, cause I don't want to kill husbando leo.
MY HEART
... Leo is what made me get conquest. (and slight thundertits)
Takumi is what keeps me sane in Birthright, cause I don't want to kill husbando leo.
MY HEART
No one:
Corrin: *BREASTICLES*
The more I watch and rewatch this, the more I realize that I like these characters here, rather than the actual game.
1:13 EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!
Lol
あぁぁ
LOL INVISIBLE KINGDOM
Also Oni-chan :D
Way to improve this:
I choose...
*chasm opens up, dropping him into Touma*
Wait, FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Shut up SHUT UP!
*sob*
I can't believe he left his real parents for TUNDERTITS
I love how takumi is just dying in the background
the voice for marx/xanders is better than his actual voice
+Commander Rolex I actually agree with you.
From what I've heard so far these voices are so much better. Someone needs to mod this game that replaces the voice actors with the ones used here. And that's not just me trying to kiss my own butt, I mean it. The English voices are pretty awkward-sounding.
Obsidian Wasp yeah. In awakening the voice acting was so perfect. I couldn't find a single bad voice, and believe me I tried looking. I kinda get path of radiance and radient dawn not having perfect voice 's but voices that were still good because of fire emblem not being to popular. Now after awakening I thought voice acting would be better. Some voices are good, but could be better.
Commander Rolex Yeah. Some of the voice acting comes out extremely awkward when they try to make certain characters sound older.
Obsidian Wasp or younger. Let me give you some examples.
The younger sister from nohr, her voice was to high pitch, even if she is supposed to sound like a litte girl.
Then you have garon and aqua/azura. There tolerable. Not to good, not to bad, just tolerable. Then there's what I'm basically getting at is the voices don't need to be perfect, just azura least tolerable
ELISE:onii chan!!!:3
KAMUI:SHUT UP!!!!
XD
***** That was me screaming as Sakura, lol
0:09 Is this Johnny Test?
#BlameTakumi
ea0
m8
WHIP!
You got Takumi's character right despite only watching the trailer when you released this
Yeah Camilla needs company from him alright.
Company in bed ( Lenny Face ) lol
cumpany in the bath
Kaliber Ego CLEARLY.
But thats his Sister.
+Final Poop Corrin's adopted lol
Lets see
Hoshido has a badass samurai with an electric sword who is also your brother
Nohr has Camilla, who for some reason interests me quite a bit...I don't know why
Yeah I'm goin with nohr
boobs
I want a 10 hour video of Corrin saying Breasticles.
"Oniii-chaaan"
"wHO SAID THAT?!"
Best ending tbh.
Hi corrin
the voicing here is way better than the official from wat i just heard
Also, shoutout to MidnightClip czcams.com/users/MidnightClipfeed for inspiring... er, whatever it was Hinoka was screaming about.
And no, I'm not setting that certain scene as the preview image.
HyruleMetalhead Yeah. I'm gonna do the exact opposite XD
+Obsidian Wasp
What a interesting profile picture. Better than mine, in fact.
+You Who Chose Godhood
By the way, I heard that you hate the FE fanbase? I honestly don't blame you.
Obsidian Wasp
So my name has been cursed and talked about already? Hehe......
+You Who Chose Godhood
I wouldn't exactly say that, but I've heard that you consider the current fanbase to be absolute shit. And, real talk, I can see why.
Ever since this game got announced people have been spazzing over finding "the next waifu." I'm serious, it's been waifu this and waifu that. "Oh hey, a purple haired woman with bouncing jugs! That's my new waifu!" It was already bad enough, but I feel like the fucker in the middle, fanning the flames just for shits and giggles. I don't feel anything towards the "weeb shit" added in the game but I act like I do because I know it pisses people off. (this was also something I plan to do in a future FE video). And I feel... some sort of regret. Promoting the worse part of the fanbase that so many FE veterans understandably hate. Even though it's a minority it stands out the most. It's why people unfamiliar with the games think that it's just another generic anime game instead of something unique.
Fuck, I need to rethink some things.
Darn Ryoma! You slapped that ad in so quickly and smoothly! Nice!
Takes Rapier, stabs certain people in the chest.
"Oh, well I don't hafta choose anymore."
Exactly why I'm choosing Noh-
What? What? I mean..it's a tough desicion! Uh..who's my real wai-I MEAN..family! Family. Boo-uh...Nohr? Or Fla-uh..uh...whatever those guys are called..hehe..
That dark souls music killed me lol
*YOU DIED*
I....I......LOOK OVER THERE! A DYING KING GARON!....Quick Azura leg it!
Captain Sarina Ryoma: Hey! GET BACK HERE!
Xander: AFTER THEM!
I think it's absolutely amazing that you got ShadyVox to voice Corrin for this
I watch this at least twice a day. This video is my life blood.
Funny how this is an April 1st shitpost in September, cause it’s more funny that way
Got this recommended lmao
Nature is healing
This is my favorite Fates animation
Pause at the right moment at 1:14
Look at Marx's eyes
"I'm getting real tired of your shit, Kamui"
Who's Marx?
+Heavykiin Xander Marx is his Japanese name
Marx? I don't see any kirby or dedede appearances here lol.
Marx's english VA in the smash reveal..... shivers....
+xendingalot My headcannon is ruined.
But in reality, how could it be anyone but Nohr? If I had to choose between the family I grew up with and known all my life, or the family I'm related to by blood and have only known them as the enemy? Door number one please! (the fact that Camilla is part of Nohr is a bonus. A very BIG bonus.)
Two big bonuses
actually he joined smash...
BREASTICLES!!!!!
tfw the voices here are better than the actual english voices for the game..
After 5 years and still this never gets old
The subtle tiny eye movements as people are talking are what makes this so damn beautiful.
1:12 Look at takami’s face! 😆
lol the voicing and dialogue is hilarious, but...
*sigh*
you don't even need to be a psychic to predict that ending lol :)
Hinoka's ear shattering is one of the most funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life
I would never make Elise cry, but that whole skit with her crying was amazing. XD
This has better Voice Acting than the real game loooool
"I don't know guys... I guess I'll just have to..."
*pauses*
...
"JOIN SUPER SMASH BROS! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!"
0:54
1:12
These are the related memes. You're welcome.
Oni-chan
Everyone else,..........
Takumi predicted that Corrin would choose Norh so he fell down 20 chapters early.
Oh God...that Onii-chan localization clip...I'm dead
Am I the only person who prefers the designs of the characters on the Hoshido side?
+2xucan cause lobster impersonating isn't weird
+TheMightyBiscuit I like it cuz despite the anime style graphics we have yet to get much on the asian side, character wise. This changes with Hoshido!
+Christopher Andersen Haaaaaiiil yeauh
Obsidian Wasp Hoshidian flatties for life! ;)
Obsidian Wasp Naa its all about My girl Setsuna i.imgur.com/8XOhfwZ.png
Camilla is the main reason why I bought Conquest..🤤 as soon as she was added to my party, I wifed her up through supports quicker than sliding into dm’s
"I'm like his second dad"
THIS CRACKS ME UP SO MUCH LOL